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Jake, your body's kicking

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and skin is clear as a summer day.

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Ooh!

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- Jake.
- Ames, you look beautiful.

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But when are you getting
your makeup put on?

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Y'all, she woke up like this.

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Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode.

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The cake hasn't arrived yet.

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Mason woke up with the chickenpox,

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so we don't have a ring bearer.

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Plus, look what I found on my veil.

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- Ooh.
- I planned everything

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so perfectly, and now
it's all falling apart.

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No, it isn't. Take a deep breath.

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All right, we got this.

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Terry, Rosa, will you please

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take this veil to a dry cleaner.

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And if they won't do a rush
job, make them. Use force.

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I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power.

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Of course not. We're good cops.

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I was just exaggerating.

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Rosa, I was not exaggerating.

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Great.

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Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.

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This actually might be
a blessing in disguise.

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I know that he's your nephew,

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but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason.

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- Yeah, he should be cuter.
- His face is too small for his head.

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He's a "Dick Tracy" villain.

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But I have an idea for a new ring bearer

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who is very adorable

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and very obedient. I would be...

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I'm talking about Cheddar the dog.

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- Yep, right.
- Brilliant.

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He loves responsibility.
I'll go pick him up.

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I'm gonna go with Holt.

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Seems like people are
pairing off for adventures

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and we have the best rapport.

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Cheddar? Are you crazy?

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- What about my...
- Allergies?

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Got your meds right here.

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I brought them just in case Hitchcock
decided to wear his toupee again.

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It's very clearly not human hair.

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Human hair is indistinguishable

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- from badger fur.
- That is absolutely not the case.

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But that reminds me, you two,

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our wedding band cancelled last minute,

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and I need you to find a replacement.

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You can count on us.

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Flattop and The Freak.
We always deliver.

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- Our band cancelled?
- Not in any way, shape or form.

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But it's a very stressful day
and I thought things would

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go better without Hitchcock
and Scully here.

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Aw, that's so smart.

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Look, babe, we planned a great wedding.

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It's gonna be a perfect day.

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- Phone call for you sir.
- Ah, thank you.

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That would be the cake
guy saying he has arrived.

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- Hello?
<i>- Jake Peralta?</i>

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- Yes?
<i>- There's a bomb at your wedding.</i>

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<i>It's set to explode at 5:30.</i>

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<i>Everyone inside will die.</i>

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So... that was not the cake guy.

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Okay, we called the bomb squad

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- and got everyone out of the building.
- We should leave.

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Who would do something like this?

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Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis.

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Finally. Must be someone I put away

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who's hell-bent on revenge.

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He's probably gonna
make me choose between

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saving the city and
saving the woman I love.

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Little does he know, I can save both.

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How are you so calm right now?

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Someone is trying to blow us up.

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I'm calm because there's
not really a bomb.

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I mean, if you're
trying to kill someone,

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you don't call and give them a heads-up.

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So they're just trying to scare us?

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Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
The bomb squad's on their way.

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They'll do a quick sweep,
find nothing and split, and

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this will just become a funny
story we work into our vows.

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"Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding.

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Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb."

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Please don't say that
during the ceremony.

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Is it that you don't like
wordplay or you don't

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want me to talk about your butt at all?

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Because one of those notes is
really gonna pull a thread.

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How did this guy even find
out about the wedding?

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The stupid engagement announcement

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Charles put in the paper!

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It had the time and
location of the ceremony.

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Amy, be very careful about
throwing around accusations

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like that, because if
you're trying to say

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I somehow ruined Jake's wedding,

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then I'm gonna kill myself!

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So tread lightly.

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Okay! Just take it easy, Charles.

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Nothing is ruined.

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See? The bomb squad is already here.

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And they brought a robot.

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This is exactly how I imagined

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my wedding would be when I was a kid.

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Well, well, well.

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Amy Santiago. Amy, look.

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Your ex-boyfriend is
here on our wedding day.

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Why? This is my crew.

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Yeah, you called me boring,
so I leveled up my cool.

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And now I run the bomb squad.
I also started traveling.

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I went to Belgium.
They have the best spaghetti.

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Teddy, let's get everything
out on the table here.

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Last time we saw you,
you kind of proposed to Amy.

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So you're not still in
love with her, right?

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No, I definitely am.

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My therapist told me to
stop trying to get over it.

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Oh, weird that you wouldn't
hide it even for your own pride.

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But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop.

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I have a job to do,
and I'm gonna do it professionally.

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That's great. I'm happy to hear that.

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Meaning I will be doing a super
thorough sweeping of the building.

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It's gonna take hours, so you should
probably just cancel the wedding.

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Anyway, congrats you two.

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Congrats on the bomb squad.

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- Charles!
- Right.

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So are you bringing
someone to the wedding?

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No, I'm taking a break
from dating for a while.

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- What?
- I'm sick of asking people

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how many siblings they have.

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Oh, is it somewhere
between zero and two?

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How fascinating.

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But you never know when you're
gonna find your dream person.

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Anyone on the street could be they.

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All right, it feels like you Googled

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"how to talk to your bisexual friends."

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Yeah. Look, the point is

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you can close yourself off all you want.

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The universe will find a way.

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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

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Car's here.

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Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa.

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Are you the one I'm looking for?

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Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal,

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you go directly to where
the bride and groom will be.

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Here we go.

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Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.

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Good boy. Good, Cheddar.

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- How did that look?
- Very weird.

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You're not gonna trot by the
dog at the wedding, are you?

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No, of course not. I'll be officiating.

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You'll be the trotter.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

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- Oh, my.
- What?

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I just got an email
from the mayor's office

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telling me if I'm the next
commissioner of the NYPD.

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Well, well, well, finally
something to care about today.

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What's going on, guys?

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- Someone called in a bomb threat.
- Seriously?

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Is this because of Boyle's
stupid engagement announcement?

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- Yes.
- No!

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They won't let us back in the building.

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But there's not really a bomb,
so it's just temporary.

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What about you guys?
Did you get the veil?

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- Terry has it.
- I do?

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Oh, no, I left it in the car!

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It's not my fault. The
driver was so hot.

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Not for me, for Rosa.

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She was clearly flirting with her.

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Oh, I know, I'll just call the
company and bring her back here.

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And then who knows what'll happen?

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Wait a minute, did you
do this intentionally

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so I'd have to see that girl again?

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No! That's crazy.

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This is Jake and Amy's wedding.
I would never do that.

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But you gotta admit, it does seem like

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the universe is pushing
you two together.

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- Terry!
- Right, right.

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Look, we'll go find the veil.

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I can't believe this is happening.

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Don't worry about them.
Let's go check on Teddy.

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I'm sure he's made a ton of progress.

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Nope. Haven't even gone in yet.

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Still putting on the bomb suit.

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Yeah, my job is super dangerous,

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but I like living life on the edge.

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Just kind of sexy if you think about it.

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There's no bomb.

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If they wanted us dead,
they wouldn't have called first.

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It's not always the bomber who calls.

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Maybe he had a young daughter,
found a key to his secret room,

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came across some blueprints, felt
guilty, and wanted to save your life.

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- Seems unlikely.
- Well, Amy,

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in this life, it's sometimes
the unlikeliest outcomes that...

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Feels like you're winding
up to propose again here.

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- I was. Good catch. Amy, would you...
- No!

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- You still did it.
- All right.

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Well, this is gonna take a while,

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so you have time to reconsider.

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Off to do my super dangerous job.

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I can't handle this. I need a cigarette.

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I knew that you would,
so I came prepared.

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Nicotine patches.

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You just put it on your shoulder and...

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Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh?

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I want it as close to
my brain as possible.

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That's unsettling. All right, listen up.

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I think I know how to fix this.

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All we have to do is figure
out who my arch-nemesis is,

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track him down and get
him to admit to Teddy

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that there's no bomb.

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We have three hours
to save this wedding.

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That's good. I love you so much.

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I love you too. Wait.

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You're talking to the
nicotine, aren't you?

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I can love two things.

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Look, I was told to drop off

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one Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15.

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Yeah, but they won't let
us inside the venue,

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so can you please take it
away and bring it back later?

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Sorry, ma'am, I can't.
I have other deliveries.

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Man, it's gonna melt in the sun.

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Don't worry, Amy, I'm
gonna keep it chilled

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with my cool breath.

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Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing!

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Charles, why are you spitting on it?

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Because I didn't ruin your wedding.

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- Kay.
- Were you able to trace the number

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- that called in the threat?
- Yes.

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It was a burner, but

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they caught it pinging off
a cell tower in Fort Greene

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one block away from the
last known address

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- of Frank Gillespie.
- Who?

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I arrested him for
armed robbery in 2008,

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and he got out of Rikers a year ago.

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He's got be my arch-nemesis.

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He's definitely obsessed with me.

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- Just 'cause you arrested him?
- Well, we didn't have

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enough evidence against him at first,

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so let's just say I had
to get a little creative.

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- You framed him?
- What? No. Ames.

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I went undercover and became
best friends with him.

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And then he told me about his lymphoma,

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and we ran a 10K together,
and then I arrested him.

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He felt so betrayed.
The trial was very emotional.

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All right, let's go talk to him.

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- That must be our guy.
- Hey, great attitude, Ames.

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You're handling this really well.
Ah, there they are.

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All right, she should
be here any minute.

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Her name is Alicia. Switch with me.

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00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:57,525
- That's your good side.
- I have a bad side?

248
00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:58,674
Oh, damn, you didn't know?

249
00:07:58,699 --> 00:08:00,197
All right, can we just
focus on finding the veil?

250
00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:01,696
Really, it's not a big deal.

251
00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:03,376
I'm sure it's in her car.

252
00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:04,655
Oh, there she is.

253
00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,054
Do you mind if I slyly
mention you're single?

254
00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:08,961
- Do not do that.
- You won't even notice.

255
00:08:08,986 --> 00:08:10,272
Hey, you needed to see me again?

256
00:08:10,297 --> 00:08:11,458
- Rosa's single.
- What?

257
00:08:11,483 --> 00:08:13,780
Ignore him. We left a dry
cleaning bag in your back seat.

258
00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:15,970
Oh, uh, I didn't see anything,
but you can take a look.

259
00:08:17,259 --> 00:08:19,804
The veil's not here, Rosa.
We're so screwed!

260
00:08:19,829 --> 00:08:21,804
Hold on. Don't freak out.

261
00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:33,166
Rosa! What the hell are you doing?

262
00:08:33,191 --> 00:08:34,444
What? You were the one that said...

263
00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:36,139
That was before the veil went missing,

264
00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:37,793
when life was breezy!

265
00:08:38,012 --> 00:08:40,401
Oh my god! Why is this so heavy?

266
00:08:40,426 --> 00:08:42,647
'Cause you made them do
an all-frosting interior.

267
00:08:42,672 --> 00:08:45,008
Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it.

268
00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,211
What are you guys doing here?

269
00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:48,041
Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat;

270
00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:49,298
Teddy won't let us in the building;

271
00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:51,064
and we had to get our
cake out of the sun; and

272
00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:53,622
now you're in charge of it so
we can go find my arch-nemesis.

273
00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,102
- All right.
- Thank you very much.

274
00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:59,011
- Everything okay?
- Don't know.

275
00:08:59,245 --> 00:09:01,820
They only said "Gina" once,
and it was kind of in the beginning.

276
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,251
- Huh.
- Did you read the email?

277
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,343
Are you the commissioner?

278
00:09:04,368 --> 00:09:05,711
- I haven't opened it yet.
- What?

279
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,684
Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding.

280
00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:08,892
I don't want to make it all about me.

281
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,065
- So you're scared to open it?
- Don't be absurd.

282
00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,763
I simply want everyone to focus on

283
00:09:12,788 --> 00:09:14,943
the bride and groom, and not on whether

284
00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:18,351
my lifelong dream, which I
spent decades working towards,

285
00:09:18,376 --> 00:09:20,021
has collapsed in front of my eyes,

286
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,072
leaving me untethered in this world

287
00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:25,064
and unsure of my very
future with the NYPD.

288
00:09:26,444 --> 00:09:27,513
All right.

289
00:09:28,329 --> 00:09:30,062
Okay, Gillespie's apartment's
right over here.

290
00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:32,389
Oh, this is exciting.
We're gonna catch my arch-nemesis.

291
00:09:32,414 --> 00:09:33,850
Do you think he has a
shrine of photos of me

292
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:34,885
with the eyes scratched out?

293
00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,792
Let's not rule out the very real
possibility that it's entirely sexual.

294
00:09:37,817 --> 00:09:40,322
Oh, man, that would be super
upsetting and so cool.

295
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,747
- I know. Isn't it amazing?
- Okay, okay, focus up.

296
00:09:42,784 --> 00:09:44,753
- Let's do this.
- Right. You look great.

297
00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,315
NYPD.

298
00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:50,032
Hello? Is there a problem?

299
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,424
We're looking for Frank Gillespie.

300
00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:53,058
Frank? He died a year ago.

301
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,392
- What? What happened?
- Well, his lymphoma came back.

302
00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,923
But really, it was the
loneliness that killed him.

303
00:09:57,948 --> 00:10:00,485
Somebody hurt him, and he just
couldn't make friends after that.

304
00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,672
So it seems like he died because of me.

305
00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:05,760
Just gonna lock that up in a little
box in my brain and never open it.

306
00:10:05,785 --> 00:10:07,509
Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti,

307
00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:09,007
that money launderer I arrested?

308
00:10:09,365 --> 00:10:10,664
He lives right around here too.

309
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,017
- So?
- He hated me.

310
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:14,893
What if this is the work of
my arch-nemesis and not yours?

311
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,666
So you're suggesting I'm
not involved in this at all?

312
00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,619
I mean, you hear yourself, right?

313
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,686
- That's a bit of a stretch.
- Yeah, Amy.

314
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,089
Are you actually mad that
someone might not hate you?

315
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,311
Yeah, I am, Amy!

316
00:10:25,336 --> 00:10:26,812
Oh, wow, that's a bad
color on me, isn't it?

317
00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:28,371
All right, fine, we'll
check out your guy

318
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,411
and I'll be totally fine
with it if it's him.

319
00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:32,821
Oh, man, you got a whole shrine!

320
00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:34,621
Even the eyes are all scratched out.

321
00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:36,683
Babe, when we're married,
we're gonna share everything.

322
00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:39,204
Bank accounts,
health insurance, arch-nemeses.

323
00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:41,602
Aww, that's nice, Ames,
but you don't have to say that.

324
00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:43,019
Charles, will you put this
picture of me up on the wall?

325
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,246
Copy that. You want the
eyes scratched out?

326
00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,533
Uh, you know I do.

327
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,825
Lieutenant Wells? Where is Teddy?

328
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,656
- Hi, Jakey.
- Aunt Linda.

329
00:10:52,684 --> 00:10:54,729
What are you doing here?
How'd you get past the police barricade?

330
00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:55,861
Well, I moved them.

331
00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:58,462
Now, I know I was supposed
to come here solo,

332
00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:00,385
but I had to invite my friend Barb.

333
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,726
She was so down in the dumps.

334
00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:03,196
Yeah, that's all fine.
Don't worry about it.

335
00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,313
Actually, you know what?
That's not fine.

336
00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:06,266
Barb can't be here.
You can't just add someone day of.

337
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,355
Oh, hey guys, what's up?

338
00:11:07,423 --> 00:11:08,825
Teddy, meet Dario.

339
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,422
He has a wall full of Amy photos,

340
00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:11,990
and he's the one that
made the bomb threat.

341
00:11:12,014 --> 00:11:13,410
And I'm Aunt Linda.

342
00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:14,913
Okay, Aunt Linda,
I love you but you gotta go.

343
00:11:14,937 --> 00:11:16,350
Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here.

344
00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,631
All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant
Wells what you told us.

345
00:11:19,093 --> 00:11:20,926
Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago

346
00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:22,519
since she arrested me, and then I saw

347
00:11:22,544 --> 00:11:23,934
that engagement
announcement in the paper.

348
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,380
But you could have figured
out where the wedding was

349
00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:27,766
- even without that, right?
- No, I was trying.

350
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:28,969
I had totally given up, really.

351
00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:30,404
Oh, God, what have I done?

352
00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:32,987
Anyway, I made the threat,
but there's no bomb.

353
00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:34,771
Just like I've been saying all along.

354
00:11:34,796 --> 00:11:36,589
Now, can we please go back in the venue?

355
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,352
First of all, there's
nothing inherently creepy

356
00:11:38,376 --> 00:11:39,706
about a wall of Amy photos.

357
00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:40,944
- Uh-huh.
- Secondly,

358
00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:42,143
I'm not gonna just take this guy's word

359
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,251
for it that there's no bomb.

360
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:44,634
Why not? He's the one who would know.

361
00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:46,455
So you think a cop should
just stop what they're doing

362
00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:48,520
as soon as a criminal tells
them they didn't do it?

363
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,716
Oh, my God!
That is actually a really good point.

364
00:11:51,265 --> 00:11:52,819
So I only had one passenger

365
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:53,891
after you, and he got off here.

366
00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:55,715
- Well, what did he look like?
- I don't know.

367
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,991
I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat.

368
00:11:57,015 --> 00:11:58,407
I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful...

369
00:11:58,431 --> 00:11:59,601
All hats are dumb.

370
00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:00,929
Ha!

371
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,780
What the hell? Is that your laugh?

372
00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:05,047
Also, quit vibing, and
help me solve this.

373
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,071
Sorry, man. It's what
the universe wants.

374
00:12:07,096 --> 00:12:09,096
Screw the universe. The
universe is a dick.

375
00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:10,827
Maybe it fell out when
he got out of the car.

376
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,033
Wow, you are so smart.

377
00:12:12,058 --> 00:12:14,291
Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is.

378
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,346
Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty looking.

379
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:19,386
But, you know, that's why they
put it in a dry cleaning bag.

380
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,143
I'm sure everything inside is totally...

381
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,673
Nope. Soaked in urine.

382
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,623
Damn it, New York.

383
00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:29,808
Kay, you've been staring at
your phone for 45 minutes.

384
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,867
- Just read the email.
- What if it's bad news?

385
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,098
Sir, do you know how many times

386
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,643
I've not gotten something that I wanted?

387
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:35,667
- How many?
- Zero.

388
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,146
Because I have a trick.

389
00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:38,476
Whatever that email says,

390
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,906
you just act like that's
what you wanted all along.

391
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,531
Well, I can't fake it. I want this job.

392
00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:44,253
For years, I've worked
nights and weekends.

393
00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:45,510
I've sacrificed friendships.

394
00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:48,293
I've jeopardized my
relationship with Kevin.

395
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,043
And now...

396
00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:53,208
to find out if it was all in vain.

397
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:54,637
Yeah, let's not check it.

398
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:56,372
It feels like there's a lot on the line.

399
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,145
Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar

400
00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,269
and go to the wedding.

401
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,090
Where is he? Cheddar?

402
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,304
Cheddar!

403
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,382
Cheddar the dog!

404
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,617
Oh, he ate the cake.

405
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,450
Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig.

406
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,255
Okay, Amy.

407
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,411
I got through every room and
I cleared them very fast,

408
00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:15,959
because I love you and
I want you to be happy,

409
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:17,138
even if it's with somebody else.

410
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:18,505
- Did that new tactic work?
- No.

411
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,006
You just called it a tactic.

412
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,497
Can we get in the venue or not?

413
00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:23,180
Not quite yet. There's one more vent

414
00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,001
we can't get into, and
our snake cam broke.

415
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,331
We got another one on the way.
It'll be here in about 6 hours.

416
00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:28,949
What? No. We need it now.

417
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,401
- People are already here.
- I'm sorry.

418
00:13:30,425 --> 00:13:32,753
The vent is very tight, and no one
on my team can get into it.

419
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,384
I've been doing a lot of Pilates
so I'm pretty huge at this point.

420
00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:37,298
- I'm going in.
- What?

421
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:41,336
There's no hole too small for Charles
Boyle to squeeze himself into

422
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:43,107
- Come on...
- Look, this is all my fault.

423
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,477
I put the announcement in the paper

424
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,724
and ruined this day.

425
00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:46,973
And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it.

426
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,163
Get ready, you two.

427
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:49,711
I'm about to save this...

428
00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:52,003
Bomb! There's a bomb!

429
00:13:52,151 --> 00:13:54,142
Damn it, Dario.
Why'd you say there was no bomb?

430
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,234
Because I wanted to kill Amy.

431
00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:56,603
Then why did you call in the threat?

432
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,683
I didn't. My daughter
found my hidden room

433
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,056
and discovered some blueprints.

434
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,258
Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right.

435
00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:03,716
Now can you please get
the bomb out of the vent

436
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,096
- and dispose of it somewhere?
- Honestly, I wish we could.

437
00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,352
But it's too dangerous to move.

438
00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:09,818
We have to diffuse it on site.
I have to evacuate this entire block.

439
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,932
- It's gonna take all night.
- Wait, so you're saying...

440
00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:14,112
Wedding's off. For real, it's over.

441
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,331
Jakey, what's this that I
hear that there's no rabbi?

442
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:19,612
Not now, Aunt Linda!

443
00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,408
Okay, so we just finished
processing Moretti.

444
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,799
- Did you talk to our parents?
- Yeah.

445
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,088
They ended up having dinner together.

446
00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:30,137
It sounded like they had fun.

447
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,654
Our dads only got in
one arm-wrestling match.

448
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:32,717
- Who won?
- Neither.

449
00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:34,093
They both threw out their shoulders.

450
00:14:34,117 --> 00:14:35,881
What a disaster.

451
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:37,768
Yeah. But, look, I know

452
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,474
it seems like everything sucks, but

453
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:42,604
why don't we just get married tomorrow?

454
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:44,414
You know, we won't
have a venue or a band

455
00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,897
or any of our guests,
but we could go to city hall.

456
00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:48,557
Jake, do you really want to get married

457
00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:50,576
in the same place people go
to get restraining orders?

458
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,184
Amy Santiago, I would marry
you any time, any place.

459
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:55,026
I would marry you in the steaming filth

460
00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:56,129
of the Gowanus Canal.

461
00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:57,687
Sweet. But also, gross.

462
00:14:57,712 --> 00:14:59,324
I would marry you on the
G Train in the summertime

463
00:14:59,348 --> 00:15:00,527
when the air conditioning is broken.

464
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,583
Damn, really?

465
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,775
I would marry you on top of
the Empire State Building.

466
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,899
Well, that sounds kind of nice.

467
00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:07,347
- During a King Kong attack.
- Oh, yeah, that's not good.

468
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,091
Okay. City hall it is.

469
00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:14,762
No! I was eavesdropping.

470
00:15:14,787 --> 00:15:16,599
- I'm always eavesdropping.
- I don't like it.

471
00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:17,890
Look, I didn't spend
the last seven years

472
00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:19,459
watching your love
ripen, only to have it

473
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,350
sullied by a city hall wedding.

474
00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:23,335
You're getting married right here,
right now.

475
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,375
- What?
- Come on.

476
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,967
Boyle, I don't even have a dress.

477
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,604
You can wear Gina's.
I'm sure it's white.

478
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:28,996
There's no way Gina was gonna wear

479
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,132
a white dress to my wedding.

480
00:15:30,156 --> 00:15:31,370
No, I definitely was.

481
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,031
What? I thought you'd just wear

482
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,823
a Grey pantsuit or something.

483
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,469
I would never wear a Grey
pantsuit to your wedding,

484
00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,258
- I promise you that.
- This is happening.

485
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:39,743
Jake and Amy are getting
married tonight.

486
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,058
- Title of my sex tape!
- What?

487
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,566
Whoo! Yeah... whoo... all right.

488
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:43,943
I got a lot to work... Lot of work...

489
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:45,500
Wha... give me a half hour! Whoa!

490
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:46,807
_

491
00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:52,186
Wow. You look beautiful.

492
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,009
Thank you. This dress is incredible.

493
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:56,945
Gina, this would have been so crazy

494
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,252
- if you wore this to our wedding.
- I know.

495
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,726
Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil,

496
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:03,113
but I made you a new one.

497
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,353
- It's a shower curtain.
- Uhh...

498
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:06,611
Yep, Terry fumbled the task.

499
00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:08,344
But we got you a bouquet.

500
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:10,444
Wow. That's gorgeous.

501
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,225
- Thank you.
- Where did those come from?

502
00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:13,622
Alicia found a florist
in the city that was

503
00:16:13,646 --> 00:16:14,740
still open and picked them up.

504
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:16,763
All right. Keep it in your pants.

505
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:17,788
Okay, here we go.

506
00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:20,256
Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs.

507
00:16:20,737 --> 00:16:22,936
It's wedding time!

508
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,115
So here it is.

509
00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:33,481
I really hope you like it.

510
00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:36,247
But if you don't, I will kill myself.

511
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:38,301
Charles, it looks amazing.

512
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:39,621
It's beautiful.

513
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:40,955
How can I ever repay you?

514
00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:42,419
Get pregnant.

515
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:44,270
Use your body to give
the world more Jake.

516
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,591
Holy crap. All right.

517
00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,349
I'm gonna take Charles
away from you now.

518
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,442
I will see you up there.

519
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,575
Wait! Stop everything. We're here.

520
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,615
Where have you guys been?

521
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,040
You sent us out to find a band.

522
00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:56,326
Right. I definitely remember doing that.

523
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,621
It took a while,
but I think we really nailed it.

524
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:00,942
- Check this guy out.
- We found him on the subway.

525
00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,810
Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos.

526
00:17:02,846 --> 00:17:04,612
No. We have never met.

527
00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:05,914
No, I'm pretty sure we have.

528
00:17:05,949 --> 00:17:07,276
- You sell me horse blood?
- No.

529
00:17:07,301 --> 00:17:08,472
Would you like to buy horse blood?

530
00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:10,720
No. You know what?
Maybe we don't need music for this.

531
00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:13,017
That's totally fine,
we can just skip that part of it.

532
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:19,462
Guitar.

533
00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:21,487
Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel.

534
00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:22,837
Amy, we're a go!

535
00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:25,798
- Hey, Melipnos.
- I don't know you.

536
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,532
Kay.

537
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:49,460
Please be seated.

538
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:53,661
Friends, colleagues,

539
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:55,637
gawking New Yorkers,

540
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,700
we are here today to
celebrate the marriage

541
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:01,119
of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

542
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:03,638
I've known you both for
the last five years.

543
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,974
And it has been a true pleasure to watch

544
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,042
your distracting childish rivalry

545
00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:10,845
evolve into a distracting
childish courtship

546
00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:13,179
and now into what I'm sure will be

547
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:14,532
a distracting childish marriage.

548
00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:16,587
I'm proud of you.

549
00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:18,534
And I love you both.

550
00:18:18,822 --> 00:18:20,888
- Permission to say it back?
- Permission granted.

551
00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,699
- I love you too, sir.
- Love you, Captain.

552
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:25,713
Now I believe you've
prepared your own vows?

553
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,397
Yes, I was going to do

554
00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:30,845
an "Addams Family" themed rap,

555
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:32,467
but my beat-boxer isn't here.

556
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,358
That's the only reason
it's not happening.

557
00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,645
So, Ames,

558
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,841
today has been a crazy day.

559
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,713
But I shouldn't be surprised,

560
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:45,109
because we've had a lot of crazy days.

561
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:47,422
There was our first date,

562
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,414
our first kiss,

563
00:18:49,686 --> 00:18:51,556
the first time you told me you loved me,

564
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:55,002
and the day you told
me you would marry me.

565
00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:57,009
Also, yesterday,

566
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,936
and the day before that,
and the day before that,

567
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,180
because every single day
that I get to be with

568
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,393
someone as amazing as
you is crazy to me.

569
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:07,681
I love you.

570
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,772
And I'm worried about dancing
in front of our friends.

571
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,682
The end.

572
00:19:15,011 --> 00:19:16,711
Okay, well.

573
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,264
I've been planning this wedding
for the last six months.

574
00:19:19,305 --> 00:19:20,525
And if you told me yesterday

575
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,133
everything that was gonna go wrong,

576
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:25,189
I would have had a panic attack
that sent me into the ER.

577
00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:27,822
But I'm here,

578
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:29,979
and I've never been happier.

579
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,323
Life is unpredictable.

580
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,463
Not everything's in our control.

581
00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:36,976
But as long as you're
with the right people,

582
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,592
you can handle anything.

583
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,397
And you, Jake Peralta,

584
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,592
are the right person for me.

585
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,577
But I do have some bad news.

586
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,742
There is a bomb at this wedding as well.

587
00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:49,136
What?

588
00:19:49,161 --> 00:19:51,379
Your butt. Your butt is the bomb.

589
00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:53,180
There will be no survivors.

590
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:58,818
I love you so much.
You're my dream girl.

591
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,688
I love you too.

592
00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,790
I can't wait to spend the
rest of my life with you.

593
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:07,014
Ring bearer, please, bring the rings.

594
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,763
But I thought Cheddar was sick...

595
00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:10,076
Oh, my God.

596
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:13,108
You got the robot.
There's a robot at my wedding.

597
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,267
Yeah, I felt bad about how
everything went down today,

598
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:17,259
- so I offered to help.
- Oh, that's nice.

599
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,051
Also, are you guys doing that
thing where someone gets to

600
00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:20,742
object to this union, or is that later?

601
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,555
- We're not doing that.
- You've outsmarted me.

602
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:24,345
- Congratulations.
- Okay.

603
00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:25,482
Moving on.

604
00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,715
Do you, Amy Santiago,

605
00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:29,817
take Jake Peralta to be your husband?

606
00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:31,461
I do.

607
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,343
And do you, Jake Peralta,

608
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:36,626
take Amy Santiago to be your wife?

609
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,493
I absolutely do.

610
00:20:40,759 --> 00:20:43,598
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,

611
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,066
I'd like to announce

612
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:47,602
that your honeymoon
vacation request status

613
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,629
has officially been moved
from pending to approved.

614
00:20:51,762 --> 00:20:53,786
You're married. You may kiss the bride.

615
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:04,685
<i>Congratulations once
again to Jake and Amy.</i>

616
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,594
One for you and one for your wife.

617
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,069
Uh. I have a wife

618
00:21:09,632 --> 00:21:11,322
I finally know how bored feels

619
00:21:11,347 --> 00:21:13,145
So now that everyone's here,

620
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:15,165
I have an email that I need to open.

621
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,278
All right, weirdo, not
something we usually

622
00:21:16,302 --> 00:21:17,635
announce to the squad.

623
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,604
It says if he got the commissioner job.

624
00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:20,824
- Oh, my God!
- What?

625
00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:22,294
He was too scared to read it all day.

626
00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:25,052
I was, until I heard
something very wise tonight.

627
00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:27,520
Life is unpredictable.

628
00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:29,670
Not everything is in our control.

629
00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:31,629
But as long as we're
with the right people,

630
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,253
we can handle anything.

631
00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:37,289
So I'd like to receive
this news with all of you.

632
00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:39,789
- He quoted me.
- Okay, here we go.

633
00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:50,489
Well, from the look on my face,
I'm sure you can guess what it says.

634
00:21:52,205 --> 00:21:54,370
No! We have no idea at all.

635
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:55,928
Just tell us, you monster!

636
00:21:57,873 --> 00:22:02,873
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