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Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours
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- is back in town.
- Who?
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That guy Neil that you bunked
with at sleepaway camp?
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Oh, Neil from camp was the best.
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He could pick up a milk carton
with his butt cheeks.
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He was so funny.
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You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby.
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Charles, will you relax?
You're gonna love Neil.
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It's not Neil. Why would it be Neil?
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- It's Doug Judy.
- Oh, right.
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Someone we all know
in a police capacity.
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That makes more sense.
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Someone's using his
signature move to steal cars,
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plugging in to the OBD port
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and reprogramming
the immobilizer module.
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That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him.
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- He told me he went legit.
- That's what he told you
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last time too, before
he screwed you over.
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Yeah, but he returned
the diamonds to me eventually,
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and it turned out that was the only way
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to get Giggle Pig off the streets.
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Wait, I may be confusing our adventures.
What year was the cruise?
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Dude's a criminal. People don't change.
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Ever heard of Bruce Banner,
the Incredible Hulk?
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You might want to talk
to his shirts and pants
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about people not changing.
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Well, I want to ask Doug Judy
some questions.
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- You have his number?
- I always make contact through his mom.
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I'll put you in touch with her,
but remember,
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she thinks I'm his assistant Mangy Carl,
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and he's a famous architect
who's designing
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LeBron James's new school
for black astronauts.
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Hello, Mrs. Judy?
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I'm looking for your son, the architect.
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Yes, I'm from... black NASA.
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Is that a thing?
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Oh, my. I didn't know.
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I understand. Good-bye.
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So Doug Judy will not be coming in.
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What? Why not?
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Oh, I see.
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He is dead.
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Wow, I don't know how to deal
with all these emotions, Terry.
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No one I've been close with
has ever died before.
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No tragic accidents to friends.
All my grandparents are alive.
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How did you deal when Hodor died?
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Not well, Terry.
Why would you bring that up?
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Carl? Mangy Carl?
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Yes. That is me.
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I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister.
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This is our aunt Patrice.
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Doug really loved you.
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- Oh, he talked about me?
- Oh, all the time.
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He was so afraid he'd fall
back into your old life.
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Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant
at the architecture firm.
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He rescued him
from a life on the streets.
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Yeah, I was down on my luck,
not a penny to my name.
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- You were selling your body for money.
- Did Doug tell you that?
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He said all your teeth fell out,
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and your mouth was just a rotten hole.
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100% accurate.
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Plus you were sick from
those back-alley butt implants.
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- Had to have 'em.
- Carl thought a plumper rump
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would help him get his [bleep]
every night.
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Yeah, I remember having that thought.
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But the doctor just put
a bunch of mulch up there,
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- and it got all infected.
- Dark days.
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I'm sorry. It's just so sweet.
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- The mulch thing?
- No, how Doug saved him.
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Doug was always taking people
under his wing.
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Doug said you have a beautiful voice.
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Oh, he did? Well, I...
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♪ Suppose that's true ♪
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Would you want to sing a song for us?
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What a nice thought,
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but you know what, I don't
have anything prepared.
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Okay, well, if you don't want to sing,
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you could just tell us
the inspiring story
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of how Doug saved you
from being a mulch-butt ho.
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I would like to sing a song
in honor of my dear friend
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Doug Judy.
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Oh, nothing better after a long shift
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than coming to Shaw's.
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It's like Cheers, where
everybody knows your name.
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A place where everybody
knows your name is hell.
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- You're describing hell.
- Guys, guys, guys.
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Are those...
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Firefighters.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
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We needed a new place,
since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down.
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- You couldn't put that out?
- They probably started it.
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Most arsonists turn out
to be firefighters.
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That's not true,
though it is very common,
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and definitely what happened
in this case.
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I'm surprised you guys
even want to come here
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since you have to take the stairs.
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I know how much you like
sliding on poles.
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We don't like sliding on poles.
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We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
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You can ask my best friend Steve.
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Oh, no, wait, you can't, actually,
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because he's dead.
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Tripped through a pole hole,
broke his neck.
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That's horrible.
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Sorry, but this is
a firefighter bar now.
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Although we might want to make
some changes to the decor.
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I'm thinking some old-timey
pressure gauges,
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maybe an autographed photo
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of Denis Leary from "Rescue Me."
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- You wouldn't.
- Wouldn't I?
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Check it out.
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You son of a bitch.
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♪ Doug Judy ♪
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♪ I wish you were alive, Doug Judy ♪
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♪ God will give you a high five ♪
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♪ Doug Judy ♪
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Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ♪
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♪ You're a friend, friend, friend ♪
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♪ Doug Judy! ♪
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♪ This song is at its end ♪
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Thank you so much.
You've been a great audience.
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I mean, it's a funeral.
That's psychotic.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why are there firefighters here?
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Did one of them turn out
to be an arsonist
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- and burn down their own bar?
- Actually, yes.
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So predictable. But why did you call me?
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There's nothing I can do about this.
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You have gravitas.
Everyone listens to you.
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Look, even if I could save Shaw's,
I'm not sure I'd want to.
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This place is a hovel.
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The only wine they serve
is from the Delaware Water Gap.
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It's called "Charbonnay."
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But this is our bar,
and it has been forever.
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Change is a good thing.
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Just yesterday, you were ranting
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about the Philharmonic
adding a second piccolo.
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It's too many. It'll muddle the sound.
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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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Look, we can find a new bar
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that's not beneath us.
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What about Bel Vino?
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They've got a great
selection of Italian reds,
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and your feet don't stick to the floor
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if you stand in one place too long.
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Fine. If you're not gonna
do anything, then I will.
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Hank, you got to get rid
of these hose humpers.
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- It's them or us.
- Look, guys, I don't want to take sides.
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I just want to make money.
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Then keep it a cop bar.
We drink like crazy.
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Yeah, 'cause of all
the tragedy we experience
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on a daily basis, son.
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Oh, yeah? We experience
plenty of tragedy too.
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We lose a man a year to the pole hole.
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How about this?
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If it's about money,
let's just have a drink-off.
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Whoever racks up
the biggest tab by closing time
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gets to keep Shaw's.
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Okay, defectives.
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- My guys can handle that.
- Oh, can they?
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'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.
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Get ready for the back draft, bitch.
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Jake, are you upset?
Where are you going?
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Are you embarrassed about your singing?
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- Doug Judy.
- What?
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Hey, Jake. Man, that song was moving AF.
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We got to lay that down.
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♪ Doug Judy, he's
smushing on the beach ♪
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Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
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You tricked me. Now give me a hug.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
I'll never forgive you.
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You're my best friend.
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Whoo, I just went through
a lot of emotions real fast,
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but I think I'm back to normal now.
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- Should we get lunch?
- I would love a cheesesteak.
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I was thinking the exact same
thing, probably 'cause...
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The coffin looks like a hoagie roll.
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Judy, what the hell is going on?
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Uh, who are you, and where is Rosa?
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I'm his boss, and I want answers.
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All right. You know
who Stefano Lucas is?
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The arms dealer?
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I got word he put a hit out
on me, so I had to disappear.
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Why does Stefano Lucas want you dead?
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His favorite Ferrari got stolen,
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and for some reason he thinks I did it.
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Probably because
someone's been jacking cars
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all over Brooklyn using your MO.
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Oh, my God. Jake, are you saying
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- what I think you're saying?
- Yes.
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You have a copycat.
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I didn't think I'd accomplished
enough in my career for this.
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I know, it's big.
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It just feels so good
to be seen, you know?
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Wait. The only way to catch a copycat
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is to team up with
the original criminal.
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I'm back on the force! Give me a gun.
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No! There is no copycat. You did it.
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Not me. I'm living that straight life.
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Terry refuses to believe it.
He thinks people can't change.
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Tell that to Bruce Banner's
pants and shirt.
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That's what I said.
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Doug Judy, you're under arrest.
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What? Sarge?
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You are really bringing down
the vibe at this funeral.
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What the hell is that?
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Jake got me this disguise
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so some criminal doesn't see me
in here and tell Stefano.
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Okay, but why is Jake also wearing them?
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Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
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We look like the hot twins
from "The Matrix."
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We are getting aggravated.
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- You look like Milli Vanilli.
- Ooh! I call Vanilli.
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Ah, I want to be Nilli, but you got it.
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- He's the best one.
- You know it's true.
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So did you check out Judy's alibi?
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Yes, and surprisingly, it checks out.
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Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
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That was a wild party.
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Auntie Karen is a freak.
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Judy, you deejay bar mitzvahs?
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Best gig I ever had.
No one likes hip-hop more
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than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.
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- Mm. So true.
- I'm not buying it.
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Probably stealing cash
off the gift table.
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Sarge, come on. He has an alibi.
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Let's just team up and
try and catch the copycat.
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A thousand push-ups.
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It's something Rosa and I used to say.
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It just means trust me.
If Judy's a criminal,
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I'll do a thousand push-ups,
and since you're so confident,
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if you're wrong, you can do 'em.
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And a thousand push-ups?
That's a lot to you?
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You go to hell, Terry.
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Make it 100,000 push-ups, and I'm in.
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Obviously I can't do that much exercise,
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but it doesn't matter, because
Doug Judy is telling the truth,
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- right, Judy?
- I got you, baby.
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So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
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You happy, Sarge?
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- Great. Now, Doug...
- You never call me Doug.
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Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.
248
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I thought we were switching
to first names.
249
00:08:34,092 --> 00:08:35,369
I was thinking the same exact thing!
250
00:08:35,405 --> 00:08:36,744
I was like, "Why not call him Jake?"
251
00:08:36,788 --> 00:08:37,963
- We're bonding, man.
- 'Cause he's so official.
252
00:08:40,008 --> 00:08:41,923
But it's chill now.
253
00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:44,056
- So, Doug...
- Yes, Jake?
254
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,363
Now that we know the copycat
is using your playbook,
255
00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:48,713
if you were still in the game...
which you're not,
256
00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:51,150
we all agree...
what would your next move be?
257
00:08:51,194 --> 00:08:53,065
It's fight night at Barclays.
258
00:08:53,109 --> 00:08:54,980
No sport attracts more
ultra-wealthy people
259
00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,677
with super-nice cars than boxing.
260
00:08:56,721 --> 00:08:59,557
Really? What about the sport
of hunting man?
261
00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:00,986
- You got me.
- That's not a thing.
262
00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:02,487
Right. So should we just
start at Barclays then?
263
00:09:02,523 --> 00:09:05,338
Great. But first, we got to make
a quick little pit stop on the way.
264
00:09:05,382 --> 00:09:06,644
What? Where?
265
00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:15,996
Okay, here are the rules to the contest.
266
00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:17,176
If you order a drink,
267
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,410
it must be fully consumed
before you order another.
268
00:09:19,446 --> 00:09:21,833
Each team's tab will be
tracked on that board.
269
00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:24,052
We don't want anyone
getting alcohol poisoning,
270
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,014
so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
271
00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:28,231
I never throw up. I just tell
my stomach to deal with it.
272
00:09:28,274 --> 00:09:29,928
My body is terrified of me.
273
00:09:29,971 --> 00:09:31,277
Guys, there's no way we can win.
274
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,149
There's nine of them and six of us.
275
00:09:33,192 --> 00:09:35,194
Five of you. I'm going home.
276
00:09:35,238 --> 00:09:37,065
Although perhaps I'll stop
at Bel Vino on the way,
277
00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,546
have a glass of Sancerre.
278
00:09:38,582 --> 00:09:39,938
Might even try the quince paste
279
00:09:39,981 --> 00:09:42,834
if I'm feeling... naughty.
280
00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:44,203
You're really gonna let
these firefighters
281
00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:45,857
take Shaw's from us?
282
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,033
Think of all the celebrations
we've had here,
283
00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:50,411
all the times Terry has yelled
"Nine-Nine!"
284
00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:51,448
I hate it when he says that.
285
00:09:51,484 --> 00:09:53,081
He should say, "Cheers
286
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,257
to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"
287
00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:57,042
We shouldn't be here.
288
00:09:57,085 --> 00:09:58,478
If you're worried that
someone will recognize me
289
00:09:58,522 --> 00:10:00,374
and find out I'm still alive,
they won't.
290
00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:01,873
There's not too many hardened criminals
291
00:10:01,916 --> 00:10:03,875
at Justin Friedman's bar mitzvah.
292
00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:07,259
Although there is a
murderer on the loose,
293
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,419
'cause Kevin Goldman is
killing those dance moves!
294
00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:10,586
Get it, Kevin!
295
00:10:10,622 --> 00:10:12,451
That's the floss. He's flossing.
296
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,363
It's just that we should
be at Barclays already.
297
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:15,575
The fights are starting soon.
298
00:10:15,611 --> 00:10:17,280
Rich guys never show up on time.
299
00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:19,456
Besides, I promised Justin I'd be here.
300
00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:20,805
What up, J-Smooth!
301
00:10:23,705 --> 00:10:26,346
Gone straight, my ass.
I got you, Doug Judy.
302
00:10:26,382 --> 00:10:27,428
- Huh?
- What are you talking about?
303
00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:29,441
Something felt wrong,
stopping for this bar mitzvah,
304
00:10:29,477 --> 00:10:31,146
so I sent some plainclothes officers
305
00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,774
to watch the lots at Barclays.
306
00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,622
- They just caught the copycat.
- I don't understand.
307
00:10:34,658 --> 00:10:36,212
If anything,
that proves Judy's innocent.
308
00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:37,658
He's been standing here with us
the whole time.
309
00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:40,216
Which was his plan! Establish an alibi,
310
00:10:40,259 --> 00:10:42,072
so his partner can go off stealing cars.
311
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,240
I don't have a partner.
312
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,438
Whoever this is, I promise you,
I do not know him.
313
00:10:45,715 --> 00:10:47,875
Actually, Doug, I think you do.
314
00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,268
Oh, my God.
315
00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:50,791
Trudy Judy!
316
00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:53,308
You still want to pretend you
had nothing to do with this?
317
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,267
I didn't, and she didn't either.
318
00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,452
Trudy Judy's not a car thief.
319
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,837
Trudy Judy's an angel.
320
00:10:57,873 --> 00:10:59,388
She's putting herself
through nursing school.
321
00:10:59,424 --> 00:11:01,083
And nurses are the best of our society.
322
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,230
Name one bad nurse.
323
00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:04,488
Nurse Ratched. Kathy Bates in "Misery."
324
00:11:04,524 --> 00:11:05,898
Nurse Jackie had a pill problem.
325
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:07,583
Okay, damn, you got a lot
of real good examples
326
00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,411
off the top of your head.
You believe me, right, Jake?
327
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,065
I mean, the fact pattern's not great,
328
00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:12,819
but Trudy did seem very nice
when I met her.
329
00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,284
You trying to get your
freak on with my sister?
330
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,156
What? No.
331
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,592
I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
332
00:11:16,636 --> 00:11:18,072
I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
333
00:11:18,116 --> 00:11:19,247
Oh, you don't think she's a cutie?
334
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,804
- Don't be snooty.
- She's a beauty,
335
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,294
- but I'm on duty.
- And you're married.
336
00:11:22,337 --> 00:11:23,556
Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
337
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,946
Sorry, I just get so overprotective.
338
00:11:24,982 --> 00:11:26,217
She's such a good kid.
339
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,952
I guarantee you,
she didn't steal those cars.
340
00:11:27,995 --> 00:11:30,128
We caught her sitting in a
Bentley with a power amplifier
341
00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:32,434
and a homemade override
plugged into the CAN bus.
342
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:33,651
Yeah, she guilty.
343
00:11:34,306 --> 00:11:36,620
I can't believe you made
us think you were dead.
344
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,007
I can't believe you're
out here stealing cars.
345
00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:39,441
- That's for lowlifes.
- You steal cars.
346
00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:41,530
And I'm a lowlife. A gorgeous, charming,
347
00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:43,114
super smart lowlife beloved by all.
348
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,282
I'm sorry, Dougie.
349
00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:45,549
I was falling behind
on my student loans.
350
00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:46,839
I had to do something.
351
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,476
Guys, if you weren't working together,
352
00:11:48,512 --> 00:11:49,905
how did she know
all your signature moves?
353
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,536
I found some of Doug's old notebooks.
354
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:52,721
Those are notes for my memoir.
355
00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:54,189
Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet?
356
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,983
I was just gonna call it
"The Pontiac Bandit..."
357
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,280
- Oh, is that it?
- Yeah.
358
00:12:00,316 --> 00:12:01,852
- Okay.
- I hated stealing cars.
359
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,397
I was gonna stop as soon as nursing
school was paid off, I swear.
360
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,666
It was a mistake.
361
00:12:05,702 --> 00:12:07,292
That's good enough for me.
Come on, Trudy, let's go home.
362
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:09,444
That's not really how arresting works.
363
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,207
- She's going to jail.
- Wait, wait, wait.
364
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:12,348
What if we get you a bigger fish?
365
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:13,934
- What if we can get you Stefano?
- Who?
366
00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:17,305
That cherry red 1961 Ferrari
250GT California you took
367
00:12:17,349 --> 00:12:19,220
belongs to a guy named Stefano Lucas.
368
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:21,135
He thinks I did it, and
now he wants to kill me.
369
00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:22,528
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
370
00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,095
It's all good. You have the car,
371
00:12:24,138 --> 00:12:26,313
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
372
00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:27,959
say I want to give him his car back,
373
00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,057
arrange a drop, and these guys
take him down or die trying.
374
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,752
That is interesting.
375
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,321
Stefano almost never
comes out in public.
376
00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:35,236
It would be a huge collar
for the Nine-Nine.
377
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,582
What do you say, Sarge?
100,000 push-ups?
378
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:41,199
Fine. If you deliver Stefano,
I'll talk to the DA
379
00:12:41,242 --> 00:12:42,809
about a reduced sentence
for your sister.
380
00:12:42,852 --> 00:12:45,507
Thank you so much.
There's just one problem.
381
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,034
I don't have the car.
382
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,554
I already handed it off to a fence.
383
00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:51,035
Oh, Judy, Judy, you screwed me.
384
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,007
_
385
00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:54,041
Four hours left. We're down $58.
386
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,948
- Amy, where you at?
- Four drinks.
387
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,693
- What's four-drink Amy again?
- Why don't you come over here
388
00:12:57,737 --> 00:13:00,087
- and find out?
- Right, Horny Amy.
389
00:13:00,131 --> 00:13:02,016
It feels like you should retire
that one for the MeToo era.
390
00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:04,048
Why don't you come
over here and make me?
391
00:13:04,091 --> 00:13:05,248
All right, there's only
one thing left to do.
392
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,398
Drink faster.
393
00:13:06,441 --> 00:13:07,486
Set a bunch of fires
throughout the city.
394
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,149
- Mine's better.
- No!
395
00:13:09,618 --> 00:13:10,921
We can do this.
396
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:13,013
Things seem bleak now,
397
00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:15,755
but the night is always darkest
before the dawn.
398
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:17,967
This is Shaw's.
399
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,228
We've had weddings here,
400
00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:21,892
and funerals.
401
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,600
Shaw's is part of our family,
402
00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:26,834
because that is what we are.
403
00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:29,111
A family.
404
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:31,814
And we're not just Amy and Rosa
405
00:13:31,858 --> 00:13:33,381
and Hitchcock and...
406
00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,044
So the fence, Dallas, he works in there.
407
00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,437
I don't like him. My rule?
408
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,275
Never trust anyone named after a city.
409
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,397
- What about Orlando Bloom?
- I never thought about him being named
410
00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:51,486
after the city before,
and his last name is Bloom?
411
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,532
Wait a minute. Did we just
realize something crazy?
412
00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:55,835
No, everyone knows it's a crazy name.
413
00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:57,220
Now can we just focus on the meet-up?
414
00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:58,754
- Fine.
- All right, Dallas is creepy
415
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,322
and paranoid, and he really
freaked me out that last time.
416
00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:03,194
- I don't want to go in alone.
- Don't worry, kid.
417
00:14:03,237 --> 00:14:05,085
I'll be there right
next to you, as always.
418
00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:07,198
Aw. Sarge, why don't you
say stuff like that to me?
419
00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:10,288
No, look, I do not trust the
Judys going anywhere alone.
420
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,072
Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.
421
00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:13,421
I just need a cover story.
422
00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:14,807
We could say that you're my boyfriend.
423
00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:16,076
No. No, no, no, I don't want
424
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,885
my little sister
fake-dating some pervert.
425
00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:19,382
What? Why am I a pervert?
426
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:20,863
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy
427
00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:22,648
that wears suspenders every day?
428
00:14:22,691 --> 00:14:24,126
What kind of person
has to tie their pants down
429
00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,433
to keep them from flying off?
430
00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:27,191
That's not what suspenders are for, man.
431
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:28,436
Guys, we don't have time
432
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,526
to figure out what suspenders
are for, all right?
433
00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:32,136
Now, Trudy, this is undercover work.
434
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,920
It can be very intense.
Are you sure you can handle it?
435
00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:36,444
I mean, I'll do my best.
436
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,822
- Who's this?
- This is Deion. He's my man.
437
00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:41,668
Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.
438
00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,357
Okay, so she can handle it.
439
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:44,452
Why is your boyfriend here?
440
00:14:44,496 --> 00:14:46,870
Who said boyfriend? Deion and I freak,
441
00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:48,271
then he shuts his pretty little mouth
442
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:49,675
and lets me handle my business.
443
00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:51,326
I don't like the direction
this is going.
444
00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:52,634
Easy. She's just playing a part.
445
00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:54,114
Pretty big age difference here.
446
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:55,811
- Where'd you guys meet?
- The club.
447
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:57,378
Deion was a bouncer,
448
00:14:57,422 --> 00:15:00,251
and I told him I wanted
him to bounce on me.
449
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,600
Oh, what is that?
450
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:02,905
Is she rubbing on his mic?
451
00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,646
The mic that was taped to his chest?
452
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,126
You should feel these.
453
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,823
They're like two baseball bases.
454
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,347
Make 'em pop, daddy.
455
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,783
Daddy's not sure this is the time.
456
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,911
Do it, daddy!
457
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,252
Ooh, ow! Ooh, ow!
458
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,158
Get your hands off her, pervert!
459
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:17,830
Judy! Judy! I tried to stop him.
460
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,226
That's my baby sister you're caressing.
461
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,977
What? How can I caress her with my pecs?
462
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,445
Look at those things. They got thumbs.
463
00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,538
Guys, guys, stop! Where is Dallas?
464
00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,202
I think he got spooked and ran away.
465
00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:28,496
Good job, Doug Judy.
466
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,672
You just cost your sister
a chance at a reduced sentence.
467
00:15:30,716 --> 00:15:33,719
Oh, no! Why is my tone so playful?
468
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,503
Why is there a twinkle in my eye?
469
00:15:35,547 --> 00:15:41,857
Because I just found our
1961 Ferrari 250GT California.
470
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,294
Oh, ho, ho!
471
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:45,383
Ladies and gents and pervert Terry,
472
00:15:45,426 --> 00:15:46,993
we are in business.
473
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,343
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up
in the moment there.
474
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:51,215
- _
- Guys, I threw up.
475
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:52,694
Oh, man, it's over.
476
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:54,348
- We need a miracle.
- I'm here.
477
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:55,992
Captain Holt! How are you here?
478
00:15:56,028 --> 00:15:57,525
You called me.
You didn't stop calling me.
479
00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:59,614
I didn't call you. Look.
480
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,442
You left 17 voicemails.
481
00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:02,704
Here's one.
482
00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:05,181
Holt! You got to come save us.
483
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:06,534
We need a lie to get you here.
484
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:07,709
Charles, what should I say?
485
00:16:07,753 --> 00:16:09,276
That I got shot in the face.
486
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,209
Ooh, and tell him to bring pizza.
487
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:12,855
Whoo! Crampon Holt!
488
00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:14,066
We're losing.
489
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:15,848
- Yeah!
- Why are you dancing?
490
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,676
Oh, I was up to nine-drink Amy,
491
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:19,504
who speaks French,
492
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:21,079
and then I hurl...
493
00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,682
I hurl... hurled.
494
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,553
What she's trying to say
is that she vomited,
495
00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:27,381
and now she's back down
to three-drink Amy,
496
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:28,513
or Amy Dance Pants.
497
00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:29,623
You know it.
498
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:31,646
My God.
499
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,648
Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?
500
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,389
Yeah. It's bad.
501
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,064
So are you gonna make us
give up, Clappin?
502
00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:39,567
Or are you here to tell us to stop?
503
00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:41,221
No, I'm here to help you win.
504
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,224
What is happening? Why is this?
505
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,703
It's something you said
on one of your voicemails,
506
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,487
after you had sung
the entirety of a song
507
00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:48,430
called "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya."
508
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,119
You thought you had hung up,
but you hadn't.
509
00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:53,712
Anyway, bye-bye.
What am I doing calling him?
510
00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:56,367
He doesn't care about us
or what we want.
511
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:58,238
When I heard that,
I was shaken to my core.
512
00:16:58,496 --> 00:17:00,149
I thought this bar was beneath me,
513
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,590
but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.
514
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,592
- I had turned my back on...
- Holt!
515
00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,290
We do not have time for this.
516
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,769
Just drinky, drinky!
517
00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:12,252
Hank, bring me a Charbonnay.
518
00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:15,334
All right, Stefano should
be here any minute.
519
00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:16,822
I just want to thank you guys
so much for helping me.
520
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,345
I don't deserve your kindness.
521
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:19,781
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
522
00:17:19,825 --> 00:17:21,653
We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.
523
00:17:21,696 --> 00:17:23,655
- I was once in a flash mob.
- Ew.
524
00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:25,116
Something's off about this.
525
00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:26,571
I don't like leaving Judy
out there alone.
526
00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:28,101
Relax, we have a tracker on the car,
527
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,443
a tracker on Doug Judy,
528
00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:31,576
and ESU has the entire area surrounded.
529
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,447
- It's gonna be fine.
- We got movement.
530
00:17:33,491 --> 00:17:35,449
Okay, everyone, to your positions.
531
00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:36,711
On my signal.
532
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,138
Hold. Hold.
533
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,063
Hold.
534
00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:42,912
Sorry, I started holding too soon.
535
00:17:42,948 --> 00:17:44,806
Let's start over. Hold.
536
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,504
Hold.
537
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:48,027
And...
538
00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:52,488
Everyone, stop holding! Go, go, go, go!
539
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:54,981
Where is he? Where is he?
540
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,950
Got him. They got Stefano.
541
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,082
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
542
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:00,910
- Where is...
- Doug Judy here.
543
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:02,408
Y'all see that car blow up?
544
00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:04,286
Yeah, we did. Why did you do that?
545
00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:05,520
You think I did that?
546
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:06,916
Doug Judy does not work with fire.
547
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,570
Yeah, he's like the Hound
from "Game of Thrones."
548
00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:10,932
I am like the Hound. And you're my Arya.
549
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,139
- Right?
- Guys!
550
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:14,620
If Doug Judy didn't blow up
the car, who did?
551
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,493
Trudy Judy.
552
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:20,261
_
553
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,457
Damn, sir, you took
that Charbonnay to the house.
554
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,285
- How you feeling?
- Let me take stock.
555
00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:29,112
My equilibrium is askew,
556
00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:31,289
my vision is partially impaired,
557
00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:33,116
and I'm clearly slurring my words.
558
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,205
To put a fine point on it,
your boy is turnt.
559
00:18:35,249 --> 00:18:37,629
Well, well, well,
there's only a minute left,
560
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:39,297
and you are six bucks down.
561
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,559
I don't think you guys
are gonna make it.
562
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:41,962
Hank, another Charb.
563
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,302
This one's hot.
It was sitting on the radiator.
564
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:51,570
- He's never gonna make it.
- Yes, he will.
565
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:54,442
Just don't breathe.
Let the liquid into your lungs.
566
00:18:56,765 --> 00:19:00,622
Five, four, three, two...
567
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,145
Closing time! Cops win!
568
00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:09,544
All right, fine, the bar is yours.
569
00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:13,182
But we're keeping this!
570
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,375
Come on.
571
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,421
Before we all go home and pass out,
572
00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:19,380
I want to say how sorry I am
that I deserted you earlier.
573
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,427
I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,
574
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,732
each and every one of you.
575
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:26,556
Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock, Scu...
576
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:31,305
All right, I have officers
looking for her.
577
00:19:31,349 --> 00:19:33,089
She was on foot.
She couldn't have gone far.
578
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,222
This is her.
579
00:19:35,265 --> 00:19:37,398
- Where are you, Trudy?
- In the wind, Dougie.
580
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,357
Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?
581
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,575
They were gonna reduce your charges.
582
00:19:40,619 --> 00:19:42,272
Reduced charges are still charges,
583
00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:43,665
and I can't go to prison.
584
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,712
There are no dudes there,
and I need to smush!
585
00:19:46,755 --> 00:19:48,366
- Trudy!
- Oh, grow up, Doug.
586
00:19:48,409 --> 00:19:50,368
I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.
587
00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,631
- What is going on?
- Oh, are you judging me, ho?
588
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,197
Trudy, running from
the cops is a felony.
589
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:55,633
That means no more nursing school.
590
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:56,844
Good. It sucked.
591
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,075
I only went to, like, one class.
592
00:19:58,111 --> 00:19:59,629
- What?
- It was boring as hell.
593
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,648
So then I started
running Internet scams.
594
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:02,902
Then there was identity theft.
595
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:04,294
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
596
00:20:04,338 --> 00:20:06,209
Then Lil' Kim. That was less believable.
597
00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:08,777
But then I found your old notebooks.
598
00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:11,345
How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?
599
00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:13,208
Because I didn't want you
to fall in love with it.
600
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:14,528
Wait, I'm confused.
601
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,089
When did you put the
bomb in the Ferrari?
602
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,612
I didn't do it. Dallas did.
603
00:20:17,656 --> 00:20:20,078
And Dallas isn't some
criminal I'm afraid of.
604
00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:22,029
He's my employee. Say what's up, Dallas.
605
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:23,792
- Wassup?
- Named after a city.
606
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:25,403
The hard part was trying to figure out
607
00:20:25,446 --> 00:20:27,097
how to tell him my plan,
so then I came up
608
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,362
with that whole boyfriend thing,
609
00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:30,103
because I needed a distraction.
610
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,844
I knew you'd rush in,
all weird and old-fashioned,
611
00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:33,411
try to protect my honor.
612
00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,587
How can I caress her with my pecs?
613
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,415
Look at those things. They got thumbs.
614
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,068
I don't need you to protect me, Doug.
615
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,287
You're my baby sister.
616
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,549
I got to look out for you.
617
00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:43,856
That's so sweet, and also dumb.
618
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,921
I'll see you at Christmas, sucker!
619
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,468
I love you, big bro.
620
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,587
Trudy!
621
00:20:48,995 --> 00:20:51,298
Man, I am gutted. This is awful.
622
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:53,213
Is this how you feel
every time I trick you?
623
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,932
Pretty much. Yeah, it always hurts.
624
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:56,170
Wow, I'm sorry, man.
625
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:57,607
It must be really hard
to hang out with me.
626
00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,611
Well, it's a tough relationship,
but it's exciting.
627
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,463
Hey, Doug, I'm sorry
for not trusting you.
628
00:21:01,499 --> 00:21:03,046
Turns out you had
nothing to do with this.
629
00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:05,617
Oh, so you admit people can change.
630
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,358
Yes. Bruce Banner's pants
and shirt were correct.
631
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:09,838
You know what this means, right?
632
00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:11,735
6,203.
633
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,755
6,204.
634
00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,583
I am so glad I lost this bet.
635
00:21:15,627 --> 00:21:17,455
I never find time for things I enjoy.
636
00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:18,716
This is so unsatisfying.
637
00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:19,992
You're not even sweating.
638
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,596
It's too easy. Get on my back, Jake.
639
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:23,049
- No, I'm not...
- Get on my back, Jake!
640
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,608
Coming, strong man!
641
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:29,767
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