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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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- The coffee guy was...
- Assaulting your head?
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- What is going on up there?
- Is it bad?
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Before I answer that question,
do you currently have a knife on you?
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- Yeah, several.
- Then I love it.
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It really... is hair. It's bad, Rosa.
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You look like Edna
from "The Incredibles."
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I'm sorry, don't stab me.
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My girlfriend Jocelyn's been practicing
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a bunch of different hairstyles on me.
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She's in cosmetology school.
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- Is she... passing?
- Honestly, I don't know.
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Well, let's get into this murder.
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I'm hoping it's a dope one.
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Mamma Mia. That's a bloody pizza pie.
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No, it's okay.
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I can say that. I'm half Italian.
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That's not the problem I had with it.
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Detectives. The vacuum was
running when we got here.
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Smeared blood
across the entire apartment.
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Is this dope enough for you?
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I mean, it's a bloody robot, Rosa.
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It's clearly a good start,
but it's gonna take
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more than that to be certified as dope.
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- Who's the vic?
- Name is Andrew Adams.
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- Kind of a boring name. Not dope.
- He's an investigative reporter.
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- Dope. What was he investigating?
- Chicken farming.
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Sharp turn away from dopeness,
but who found the body?
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His boss called the cops
when he didn't show up to work,
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so he was found by Officer Darrell.
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Officer Darrell? You are
seriously undoping this.
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You got anything else for me? Jen?
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The apartment was
locked from the inside.
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Mysterious. Dope.
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And the alarm system was still armed.
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Dope, dope, dope, dope.
So hard to solve.
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- Any surveillance cameras?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Tons of 'em. We checked 'em.
- It's too easy.
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But no one was seen going in or out.
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So whoever did this was a ghost.
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Yes! A ghost!
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Oh! I officially declare
this case... dope!
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Whoo! I love the first
walkthrough of a crime scene.
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It's kind of like arriving
at summer camp,
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except the lake is full of blood
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and your bunk mate is dead.
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I think I might be bad at metaphors.
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So after Adams comes home from work,
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the only person who even approaches
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his doorway is this delivery guy?
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Yeah, but he never enters the apartment.
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Hey, Rosa. Check it out. Triple digies!
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There's so much evidence,
we hit triple digies.
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- Cool.
- Cool indeed.
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But you know what's not cool?
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Our vic ordered his dinner
from House of Lettuce.
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There's no way this guy knew
he was gonna die.
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No one would want lettuce
as their last meal.
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For example, my last meal...
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is gon'st to be Sour Straws.
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- You just keep those in your pocket?
- We face death every day.
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I gotta be prepared to go out
on my own terms.
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I can't even think about eating.
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Smells like the brim
of Scully's hat in here.
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That's the heat wave.
It sped up body decomp.
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I guess you could say this mystery
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is straight outta decomp...
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...ton.
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- No. Who are you?
- I'm Franco McCoy.
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I'm running CSI and forensics.
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You two must be detectives.
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I can tell because you look
pretty buttoned up.
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We're both wearing leather jackets.
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And I won this hoodie
for eating a big pizza.
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Just do me a favor.
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Don't turn into a star humper
around me or my squad,
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because they make TV shows
about us sometimes.
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What? They make shows
about us all the time.
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- Name one.
- "Law and Order."
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- Never heard of it.
- "NYPD Blue."
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- Nope.
- "Miami Vice."
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- Nah.
- "Hill Street Blues."
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- Pass.
- "The Wire."
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- Sounds dumb.
- "Rizzoli & Isles."
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Okay. That's a good one.
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All right, if the heat
is causing the smell,
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why don't we just turn on
the air conditioning...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! That kind of air flow
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is gonna kick up
all kinds of dust particles.
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That AC stays off,
which means the odor in here?
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Only gonna get worse.
Pro tip: plug your noses.
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Had this little bad boy
custom-made 3-D printed
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to fit these sweet nosters.
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Are you trying to abbreviate "nostrils"?
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In CSI, we don't try.
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We do, son.
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Okay. Well, it's been
sort of okay meeting you.
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We're gonna turn our backs
and ignore you now.
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Hey, Jake. You know what it's time for?
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I sure do.
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Jake and Rosa's first impressions.
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Cast-off pattern on the far wall
suggests upward knife slices. Jake?
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Wounds on the vic's back means
he didn't see the killer coming. Rosa?
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Laptop, wallet, keys all in plain sight.
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No sign of forced entry.
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Doesn't connote a robbery. Jake?
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But it does connote that our killer
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was waiting for Adams in the apartment.
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Did I just use the word
"connote" correctly?
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- You did.
- Great.
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Will you text that to Amy?
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I don't want to say what using
good vocabulary gets me.
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- Okay.
- Sexual intercourse.
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- Gross.
- What? We're adults.
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I'm his mother! Let me in!
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Rock-paper-scissors for who
has to talk to the vic's mom.
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Deal.
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It's a game of chance.
How do you always win?
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You always pick paper.
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That is not true. Here, go again.
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One more time.
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All right, one more time.
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One more time.
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One more time.
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One more time.
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All right, one more time.
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One more time.
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God, this reverse psychology is a bust!
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Ma'am? I'm Detective Peralta.
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This is Detective Diaz.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Please tell me whatever you can.
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Nobody will tell me anything.
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I really wish that I could,
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but we're just starting
our investigation.
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Now, is there anyone you can think of
that would want to hurt your son?
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No! Everybody loved Andrew.
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I don't know why this happened!
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Please, you have to find who did this.
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We're doing everything we can.
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Promise me you'll find who did this.
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- Ma'am, we can't promise...
- Promise me!
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Andrew was my whole world.
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I'm a single mom.
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- I promise you.
- Wow.
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You really are an idiot.
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Um, exsqueeze me?
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Did you really just promise
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a victim's family member
we would solve a crime?
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Oh, come on. I was just consoling her.
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No. It was a full-on promise,
and it wasn't just her.
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Yes, Betty.
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I promise I will find
your friend's son's killer.
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Yes, you can put your husband on.
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I'll promise him too.
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Okay, well, what's his number
at work, then?
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Do you have a pen?
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You broke the number one rule
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of dealing with
a victim's family member.
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- What were you thinking?
- I don't know.
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She reminded me of my mom, okay?
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A single mother crying in the hallway?
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Those are some of my best
childhood memories.
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- Jake.
- What, is that bad?
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Dude, you never make a promise,
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because if we don't solve this,
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you've given her false hope,
and that is way worse.
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Normally, I would totally
agree with you,
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but we're going to solve this case.
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We have so much evidence.
We hit triple digies!
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We'll interview his friends
and neighbors and coworkers.
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Come on. We got this!
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- We're Jake and Rosa!
- And also Franco.
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You're not a part of this, Franco.
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Your loss.
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My goodness.
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Did Mother Gothel finally
let you out of the tower
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to see the lanterns that fly
for your birthday?
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- What?
- It was a "Tangled" burn.
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Charles and I watched it for bros night.
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Cool. No, Jocelyn's learning
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how to weave in hair extensions.
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She wanted me to look nice
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'cause I'm meeting her parents tonight.
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Wow. Moving fast.
Meetin' each other's parents.
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Yeah. Well, I'm meeting hers.
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I still haven't talked
to my mom since coming out,
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so... it's kind of a bummer.
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I don't really want to talk about this.
Can we find a segue?
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What? You can't just say
"let's find a segue."
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- I just did.
- Okay.
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I talked to the neighbors.
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Our vic had a party three
nights before the murder.
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I talked to everyone on the guest list.
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They all have alibis, so I got nothing.
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- How did your interviews go?
- Not great.
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I talked to his coworkers,
friends, and family.
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No one had a motive. Everyone loved him.
The dumb jerk. RIP.
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Did you promise any of them
that you'd find the killer?
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Yes, his aunt. She also reminded
me of my mom. Her name was Karen!
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- Jake!
- Look, it's gonna be fine.
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This apartment is full
of forensic evidence.
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There is no way that CSI
hasn't found something.
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I have never been more
confident in my entire...
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I can taste the smell.
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Ugh. You shouldn't be able
to taste smells.
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That's the heat cookin' the blood rot
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right out of the floorboards.
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Set scent to simmer.
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Serve over rice.
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Well... I hated that.
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Just so you know, Franco,
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we're not responding positively
to you as a person.
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Yeah. Maybe just give us
an update on the labs.
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Copy that. The victim
was stabbed 30 times.
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Coroner puts time of death
between 6:00 p.m.
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and 7:30 p.m. Sunday night.
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Okay, and how many
DNA matches did you find?
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- None.
- What about hair?
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- Zero.
- Fingerprints?
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Zilcharoni. I have
no matches of anything
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on any criminal databases whatsoever.
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Still feeling good
about your promise, Jake?
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Still feeling good
about that haircut, Cousin It?
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Franco, how did you guys
not find anything?
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You had 15 people in here.
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First of all, you sound
so ignorant right now.
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I had 14 guys here.
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Like I'd ever get approval for 15 guys.
That's insane.
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Second of all, don't worry,
Detective Kitty Cat.
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I got one droplet of milk
nestled at the top
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of CSI's teat, so pucker up.
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Just talk normal.
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We tested the blood.
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This splatter here
belongs to the victim,
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this to a second individual,
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and that to a third.
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Oh, hells, yes.
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We might have some perp blood in here.
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This is huge!
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Rosa, we are gonna solve this case.
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- What're you doing?
- Texting my mom.
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I mean, the vic's mom.
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I know that it's bad
that I said "my mom."
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It's bad that you're texting her.
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I know!
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- _
- Ah. Good morning, Rosa.
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I see you're still going out
with Edward Scissorhands.
251
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You seem particularly
chipper this morning.
252
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Indeed I am, because
I finally tracked down
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the guy who delivered
our vic his final meal
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and, in so doing, maybe
saw the other two guys
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who bled all over this apartment.
256
00:08:00,887 --> 00:08:02,493
We don't know there were
three people in this apartment.
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00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:04,912
Peralta. Diaz. Special delivery.
258
00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:06,223
Delivery guy.
259
00:08:06,258 --> 00:08:07,622
Wow, Franco, you're really getting lazy.
260
00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:09,002
- You're lazy.
- Even lazier.
261
00:08:09,038 --> 00:08:10,938
Hello, sir. We'd like to ask
you a couple of questions.
262
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Okay, look, I ate a couple fries out
of the bag, but everybody does that.
263
00:08:13,924 --> 00:08:14,991
- That's not why you're here.
- Oh, snap.
264
00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,724
- Is this about weed?
- Should it be?
265
00:08:17,051 --> 00:08:18,067
No?
266
00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:21,303
You delivered food to the guy
in this apartment at 6:40 p.m.
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on Sunday, and within the hour,
he was murdered.
268
00:08:23,642 --> 00:08:25,629
- What? How? That's horrible!
- Don't worry.
269
00:08:25,665 --> 00:08:27,668
We're definitely gonna catch
the guy who did it, I promise.
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00:08:27,704 --> 00:08:29,238
- Stop promising people.
- Not.
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Did you see anything suspicious?
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No. But I didn't go inside.
273
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The guy came to the door.
I just gave him the food.
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And did you see or hear
anyone else in the apartment?
275
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No, just that one guy.
276
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He ordered, uh, three
beetroot zucchini wraps.
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Three. Three disgusting wraps.
278
00:08:41,807 --> 00:08:43,529
Three disgusting bloodstains. I knew it.
279
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There were three people in there.
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Will you be willing to
go inside and let us know
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if anything looks different to you?
282
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Yeah. Sure, that's fine. I don't care.
283
00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:52,234
Why would you show this to me?
284
00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,971
Oh, I'm too high to see this.
There's blood on the fish!
285
00:08:55,006 --> 00:08:56,110
On the fish!
286
00:08:56,597 --> 00:08:58,263
I always forget how weirdly numb
287
00:08:58,299 --> 00:08:59,976
to horrific things we are.
288
00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,137
Do you think it affects our souls
289
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,704
and the relationships
we build with others?
290
00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,832
- Oh, for sure.
- Oh.
291
00:09:03,868 --> 00:09:04,967
You must have seen something.
292
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,241
You delivered the food at 6:40,
293
00:09:06,277 --> 00:09:08,387
and sometime before 7:30,
Adams was stabbed to death.
294
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,689
Stop saying "stabbed"!
295
00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:11,520
What I saw in there forever changed me.
296
00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:13,036
My heart is still pounding.
297
00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,123
Wait.
298
00:09:14,158 --> 00:09:15,624
Adams was wearing a smart watch, right?
299
00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:16,792
Those things track your heart rate.
300
00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:18,228
If we look at his phone, we can see
301
00:09:18,263 --> 00:09:20,113
the exact moment that his heart
stopped beating.
302
00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,505
Here we go. Activities app.
303
00:09:22,731 --> 00:09:24,002
And... boom.
304
00:09:24,038 --> 00:09:25,921
His heart rate dropped to zero
at exactly 6:03.
305
00:09:25,957 --> 00:09:28,506
The food wasn't even ordered
until 6:16, which means...
306
00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:30,142
The killer ordered the food!
307
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,736
Oh, God. Did I talk to a murderer?
308
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,884
Jake, this guy saw the perp.
309
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,353
We have to get him in
front of a sketch artist.
310
00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:36,144
Oh, yeah. I'm feeling it now, Rosa.
311
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,014
At this time tomorrow, we're gonna know
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00:09:38,049 --> 00:09:39,749
exactly what our killer looks like.
313
00:09:39,784 --> 00:09:41,918
We have no idea what
our killer looks like.
314
00:09:41,953 --> 00:09:43,253
Well, that's not totally true.
315
00:09:43,288 --> 00:09:44,988
We now know that the
killer might look like
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00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,631
Seth Myers, Winona Ryder,
or Bilbo Baggins.
317
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,124
The delivery guy kept starting over.
318
00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:51,619
Apparently, he's always high.
I'm sorry, man.
319
00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:52,849
Our big break turned into nothing.
320
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,496
- Detectives.
- Ah! Captain.
321
00:09:54,532 --> 00:09:55,765
Did you come down here to take a look
322
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,794
at the two best detectives
you've ever worked with in action?
323
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,483
The two best detectives
I've ever worked with
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00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:00,653
are Montez and Dillman.
325
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,720
- Oh. You never mentioned them before.
- They were excellent.
326
00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:04,745
I'm here because Major Crimes
wants this case.
327
00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:06,247
I was hoping to tell them
you have some leads.
328
00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:09,702
I overheard you mention
a Bill Bo-Baggins.
329
00:10:09,738 --> 00:10:10,693
Should we bring him in?
330
00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:11,980
Well, as much as I would
love to meet him,
331
00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:12,979
he is not a suspect.
332
00:10:13,015 --> 00:10:15,947
- Okay, so who is?
- At this time? No one.
333
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,254
But... we are currently
investigating no leads.
334
00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,486
- So you have nothing.
- Not nothing.
335
00:10:20,522 --> 00:10:22,290
Jake made a new best friend.
The vic's mom.
336
00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:23,793
He promised her he'd solve the case.
337
00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:24,900
- That's a rookie mistake.
- Okay.
338
00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,595
Fine. So maybe I'm not
Montana and Dilbert.
339
00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:28,818
Montez and Dillman!
340
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:31,099
And they would've remembered
your name after one mention.
341
00:10:31,135 --> 00:10:33,208
Because we're memorable,
and they're not.
342
00:10:33,244 --> 00:10:34,114
Turned it around.
343
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,151
- Nope.
- All right, look, Captain.
344
00:10:35,187 --> 00:10:36,754
Rosa and I are gonna solve this case.
345
00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:38,780
The answer is in this room.
We just have to focus
346
00:10:38,816 --> 00:10:40,849
and let the room speak to us,
isn't that right, room?
347
00:10:40,885 --> 00:10:43,467
When you talk to the room,
I lose even more confidence in you.
348
00:10:43,503 --> 00:10:45,288
Why? Oh, wait, I see it. All right.
349
00:10:45,398 --> 00:10:47,132
Can you please just buy us
some more time anyway?
350
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,834
Sir, I feel like we've earned this.
351
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,189
- Fine. Work fast.
- You got it.
352
00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:53,155
Okay. Let's look at the scene
like we're seeing it
353
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:54,456
for the first time with fresh eyes.
354
00:10:54,491 --> 00:10:55,457
vic was face down.
355
00:10:55,492 --> 00:10:57,126
Cast-off splatter suggests
upward knife slices.
356
00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:58,327
No signs of forced entry.
357
00:10:58,362 --> 00:11:00,029
Laptop, wallet, keys were all there.
358
00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:01,396
Doesn't connote a robbery.
359
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,023
Wait a minute.
Have we said this already?
360
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:04,266
Are we just having the exact
same conversation?
361
00:11:04,301 --> 00:11:05,417
- Yep.
- Cool. Moving on.
362
00:11:05,801 --> 00:11:07,434
Windows and doors locked
from the inside.
363
00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:08,904
Nobody in or out.
364
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:11,421
Think, think, think... oh!
365
00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:13,357
The upstairs neighbor
and his best friend
366
00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,227
drilled through the ceiling,
murdered Adams,
367
00:11:15,262 --> 00:11:17,596
bleed all over the apartment,
then climbed back up
368
00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:19,008
and sealed the hole behind them!
369
00:11:19,044 --> 00:11:20,611
Negative, we would have
found construction debris
370
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,114
and microscopic paint fibers.
371
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,816
The only thing that needs patching...
372
00:11:24,237 --> 00:11:25,322
is that theory.
373
00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:27,624
Okay. New idea.
374
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,673
We're gonna get inside
the mind of the killer.
375
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,114
We eat the veggie wraps.
376
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,271
Here we go.
377
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,514
Oh, this sick bastard.
378
00:11:36,182 --> 00:11:38,883
Oh, man. This is one twisted mother.
379
00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:40,518
Oh, the beets are raw.
380
00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:42,386
This guy is demented, Rosa!
381
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:44,210
Okay. All we have to do is figure out
382
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,245
what kind of person can walk
by cameras without being seen.
383
00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:47,958
- Someone camouflaged as a wall.
- Unlikely.
384
00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:49,259
Harry Potter and his invisibility cloak.
385
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,482
- Not a real person.
- Babadook.
386
00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:51,759
- Doesn't exist.
- What about a Looper situation?
387
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,677
- It's not a Looper situation.
- It could totally be a Looper situation!
388
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,536
- It's not a Looper situation.
- This is my least favorite hair!
389
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,166
Oh, my God, Rosa, come here.
390
00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:00,399
Look at the blood spatter.
391
00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:02,369
- Do you see what I see?
- Uh, blood.
392
00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:05,027
In the exact shape
of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
393
00:12:05,063 --> 00:12:08,140
Pec, pec, delt, delt. Big Samoan tattoo.
394
00:12:08,176 --> 00:12:10,463
Rosa. I think I just made a connection.
395
00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:12,439
The number three is everywhere.
396
00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,342
Three people. Three types of blood.
397
00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:17,391
And guess what the tax was
on the veggie wraps?
398
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,241
Three dollars.
399
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,011
And 19¢, but if you ignore
the 19, then it's three!
400
00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:25,090
- Okay. You've lost your mind.
- What? Who told you that?
401
00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,879
- Was it room?
- No. It's the fact that you think
402
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:29,420
the room has a voice and also
you're working in your boxers!
403
00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:32,157
To beat the heat, Rosa!
To beat the heat!
404
00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:33,523
If we can't turn on the AC,
405
00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:34,929
that's not crazy, it's just smart.
406
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,966
Jake. I gave the case to Major Crimes.
407
00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:39,663
What? You can't do that.
I promised Luan!
408
00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:41,199
Yeah, and now you can't let it go.
409
00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:42,479
The scene's yours, guys.
410
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:44,879
I'm sorry, Jake. It's over.
411
00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:47,015
Okay, Rosa, fine! I'll leave.
412
00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:48,021
Come on, room!
413
00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:52,917
- You left your pants.
- I don't care!
414
00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:56,843
- Hey, Jake.
- Ah!
415
00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,468
Hello, Rosa, my coworker and friend.
416
00:12:58,504 --> 00:12:59,770
Look, I know you're mad at me,
417
00:12:59,806 --> 00:13:01,105
but I only gave away
that case to help you.
418
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:02,262
You were acting like a lunatic.
419
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,402
Don't even worry about it.
You were totally right.
420
00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:06,669
I was in way too deep, and honestly,
421
00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:08,455
I feel so free not having to work
422
00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:10,734
that case anymore, so thank you.
423
00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:12,898
Cool, you're welcome.
What's up with all the ketchup?
424
00:13:12,934 --> 00:13:14,467
Thank you for asking, Rosa.
425
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,609
It's for my hot dog.
426
00:13:15,645 --> 00:13:17,079
Anyways, this has been a great chat,
427
00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,948
but I better get back to my hot dog.
428
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:24,374
- Oh, wow.
- Ah! Hey!
429
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:25,710
Rosa, guess what?
430
00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:27,279
There was no hot dog.
431
00:13:27,315 --> 00:13:28,715
Who's the lunatic now?
432
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:29,845
- Still you, Jake.
- Yeah, right!
433
00:13:29,881 --> 00:13:31,921
There's nothing crazy
about this, sister.
434
00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:34,529
It's the crime scene:
stove, kitchen island,
435
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,766
blood, and of course, the body.
436
00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:38,597
Hi, Rosa. I'm the body.
437
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:39,924
Shh. Stay in character!
438
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,993
- Roger that.
- Let's get that blood on you.
439
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,965
You gave away my case, but guess what?
440
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,335
I spent two months in that apartment.
441
00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:46,737
I can recreate it in my sleep.
442
00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:47,800
- Have you slept?
- No.
443
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,625
What the hell is going on in here?
444
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,137
Jake's gone insane because he promised
445
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:53,096
the victim's mom he'd
solve her son's murder.
446
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,923
Seriously? You never promise
a victim's relative anything.
447
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,025
Oh, please. Classic Terry.
448
00:13:58,061 --> 00:13:59,895
Mr. Emotionless. Sgt. Cold Heart.
449
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,130
The man who bleeds ice.
450
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,399
I don't think that rings true.
451
00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:03,701
- No?
- Clean it up and get out.
452
00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:04,737
You've lost your mind.
453
00:14:04,773 --> 00:14:05,906
What? That's not true!
454
00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:07,015
Charles, tell him.
455
00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:08,284
Well, actually, he does have a point.
456
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,627
Really? Oh, man, wow.
457
00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:12,796
I guess it really does take
your closest friends
458
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:15,374
to make you realize
that you have crap friends
459
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:18,484
that are idiots and are dumb and idiots!
460
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,688
I'm solving this.
461
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:22,359
Hey, we heard there's a hot dog in here.
462
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,894
No. Jake lied for no reason.
463
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,413
That son of a bitch!
464
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,050
_
465
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,274
Oh, hey, babe.
466
00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,984
Ugh! It's me, Jake!
467
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,153
I'm just working!
What is wrong with you?
468
00:14:35,189 --> 00:14:36,709
What are you doing?
Why do you have a knife?
469
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,545
Why am I covered in red Post-its?
470
00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:40,448
That's blood. You're the corpse.
471
00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:41,917
Jake, who is that?
472
00:14:41,953 --> 00:14:43,474
Franco McCoy. CSI.
473
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,613
He's helping me with the case.
474
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:46,214
For the record, I think it's
weird that I'm here too.
475
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,681
Both of you, get out!
476
00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,829
Yeah, sounds good. Sorry to wake you.
477
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:51,200
- Sweet dreams.
- Come on.
478
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:52,802
_
479
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,806
Okay, so, no one went in,
no one came out.
480
00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:57,343
The lab confirmed
that the surveillance footage
481
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,483
wasn't tampered with.
482
00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:01,399
So what happened in there, Olive Rosa?
483
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:03,135
- I don't know.
- Ah! You can talk.
484
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,773
Oh. Rosa.
485
00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,014
It's just you.
486
00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:07,772
I thought I was really going
crazy for a second there.
487
00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:09,900
It was just person Rosa.
488
00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:11,403
You look like crap.
489
00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:13,120
You look like a freshman
at an all-women's college.
490
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:15,114
I don't think you're in a position
to be offering criticism right now.
491
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,137
More than fair.
492
00:15:17,512 --> 00:15:18,547
I'm worried about you, man.
493
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,911
Yeah. I can't figure it out.
494
00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:22,580
- Then you gotta let it go.
- I can't do that either.
495
00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:24,250
Look, I know you want
to help this woman,
496
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:25,552
but there are other cases.
497
00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:26,887
There are other people
that need your help,
498
00:15:26,923 --> 00:15:28,278
and right now,
you're not helping anyone.
499
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:30,832
You gotta tell her it's over.
500
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,476
I don't know if I can do that.
501
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,397
Then I'll go with you.
502
00:15:34,562 --> 00:15:36,731
I forced you to be there
when I came out to my parents.
503
00:15:37,175 --> 00:15:38,318
I owe you.
504
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:41,408
All right.
505
00:15:43,053 --> 00:15:44,695
We've exhausted every lead,
506
00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:46,685
we have checked every alibi,
507
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:49,239
and we have followed
every last piece of forensics,
508
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:52,285
so I guess what I'm trying to say is...
509
00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:57,897
I can't find your son's killer.
510
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:00,635
I understand.
511
00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,471
Thank you for trying as hard as you did.
512
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,007
I really hoped you'd find him.
513
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:06,561
Well, don't lose hope,
because Major Crimes
514
00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:08,599
is on the case as we speak,
and they're very...
515
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,001
Oh, they already contacted me.
516
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,193
Because it's been so long
without any new leads,
517
00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:13,834
they've labeled it a cold case.
518
00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:16,237
They said I shouldn't hold out hope.
519
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,477
I'm sorry.
520
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,313
It's not you.
521
00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:23,714
I just can't stop feeling guilty.
522
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,350
Andrew and I were not
on the best of terms.
523
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,752
We had this huge fight,
524
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,124
and we hadn't spoken in almost a year.
525
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,705
I just wish I could've made it
right when I had the chance.
526
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,814
I'm very sorry to hear that,
but I'm sure...
527
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:38,059
- We're gonna find your son's killer.
- What?
528
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:39,585
Jake and I are jumping back on the case.
529
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,970
We'll make sure your son
gets the justice he deserves.
530
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:43,773
I promise.
531
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,536
Thank you.
532
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,879
Rosa?
533
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,246
She just reminds me of my mom.
534
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,256
Oh, boy.
535
00:16:58,665 --> 00:16:59,665
_
536
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:02,171
So, we gonna talk about
what happened back there?
537
00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:03,613
I haven't seen someone cry that much
538
00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:05,774
since Charles heard they were
remaking "First Wives Club."
539
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,490
It sort of bothers me that my mom
hasn't talked to me since I came out.
540
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:09,760
Why don't you just give her a call?
541
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,828
Because I shouldn't have to.
542
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,462
It's her issue, not mine.
543
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,194
I mean, I'm glad I came out
to her, it's just,
544
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,322
it's taking her way longer to come
around than I thought it would.
545
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,643
It sucks.
546
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,705
That's weird.
The police tape's already gone.
547
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,733
Oh, yeah, Major Crimes
released the scene yesterday.
548
00:17:21,769 --> 00:17:23,168
But I'm sure they haven't had time
549
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,508
to clean up the evidence...
550
00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:27,872
Oh, man, they emptied the place out.
551
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:29,074
Nothing left in here.
552
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,449
I can't believe this is how it ends.
553
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:32,871
Yeah. Is it weird that I miss the smell?
554
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:35,701
Wait a minute, do you hear that?
555
00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:38,198
I've spent 600 hours in this room,
556
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,466
and I have never heard that sound.
557
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:40,669
It's because the air conditioning's
558
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:41,871
never been turned on.
559
00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:43,640
It's coming from that vent.
560
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,047
I don't see anything.
561
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,281
Wait, there's a bend.
562
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,018
Oh, my God.
563
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:55,417
There's food and water in here!
564
00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:58,505
Rosa. We never saw the killer
leave this apartment
565
00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,728
because he never left.
566
00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:01,558
But he couldn't have survived in
there for months. That's insane.
567
00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:02,698
He wasn't back there for months.
568
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,297
He just waited for the body
to be discovered
569
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,900
and then snuck out sometime after that.
570
00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:07,069
But this place was crawling with cops.
571
00:18:07,105 --> 00:18:08,204
Which is exactly what he wanted.
572
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,746
He snuck out dressed like a cop.
573
00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,929
Even if he had a uniform,
somebody would've recognized him.
574
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,863
- Not if his face was covered.
- By a Hazmat suit.
575
00:18:13,899 --> 00:18:15,035
The CSI guys!
576
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,387
Franco said he had 14 techs,
but didn't you count 15?
577
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:19,424
I did count 15! My math was right!
578
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,169
Suck it, Mrs. Skanga!
579
00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:22,749
She was my Algebra II teacher.
580
00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,293
She threw a protractor at my head.
581
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:25,560
- She sucks.
- She sucked!
582
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:27,292
Actually, she was very sweet.
She believed in me.
583
00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:28,428
- Oh.
- Yeah.
584
00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:30,760
Here's the security footage.
585
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:33,096
It's rated G for Gonna Get Got.
586
00:18:33,132 --> 00:18:35,031
Less is more, Franco. Play the tape.
587
00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:38,003
Okay, so there's us arriving.
588
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,161
Oh, man, is that how I walk?
589
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:40,498
- Yes.
- Should I change how I walk?
590
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:42,357
- Yes.
- All right. Wait. Go back.
591
00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:43,859
Jake, we don't have time
to fix your walk.
592
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:45,395
It's gonna take a lot of work,
and we're very busy.
593
00:18:45,431 --> 00:18:47,030
No. Look. Look at this guy.
594
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,205
All the other techs are wearing
booties, but he's not.
595
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,336
Follow that guy.
596
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,035
Where's the footage from
the bodega across the street?
597
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:58,465
We have that? That is so crazy.
598
00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:00,169
We are under surveillance at all times.
599
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,496
I'm sure it's fine and it won't
backfire and ruin society.
600
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,790
Zoom in on his face.
601
00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:06,267
That man's not CSI.
602
00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:07,379
No, Franco.
603
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:09,319
But he is about to say...
604
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:10,888
CS-Bye.
605
00:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,235
Yeah-ow!
606
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,937
Respect, Jake. Respect.
607
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:20,028
Okay, Rosa.
608
00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:21,430
- You know what it's time for.
- I do.
609
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,184
Jake and Rosa's final impressions.
610
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,252
Your client's a hit man.
611
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,616
He snuck into the apartment
during a party several nights earlier,
612
00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:29,619
hid in the vent for three days, then
emerged and murdered Adams. Jake?
613
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,041
He then spilled bags of blood
614
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:32,923
that he stole from a blood bank
all over the floor
615
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,526
and turned on
the victim's vacuum cleaner
616
00:19:34,562 --> 00:19:36,568
to make the crime scene
as messy as possible. Rosa?
617
00:19:36,604 --> 00:19:38,304
The messy scene meant
there'd be extra crime techs,
618
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,559
allowing your client
to sneak out in a Hazmat suit,
619
00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:41,806
which records show he bought online.
620
00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:43,342
Two weeks before the crime
was committed.
621
00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:44,696
My only question is,
622
00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:46,049
who was behind all this?
623
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,406
I was hired by a chicken farmer.
624
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:50,139
Okay. Dopeness taking a late hit here,
but we still got you.
625
00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:52,103
See you at the sentencing,
peace, and we're out.
626
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,427
He's pleading guilty.
627
00:19:54,463 --> 00:19:55,764
Oh, thank God.
628
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,412
But why did he kill Andrew?
629
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,967
- Was he doing something bad?
- Not at all.
630
00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:03,050
He was about to publish an exposé
on a large-scale poultry farm
631
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,845
whose owner was bribing
an FDA regulator.
632
00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:06,148
He put a hit out on your son.
633
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:07,618
Well, is anybody going after him?
634
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:10,021
If they're not, then I will.
I promise you.
635
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,658
- Come here.
- Oh.
636
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:16,663
Why are you promising her?
637
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,375
I can't help myself!
638
00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:19,551
Good-bye, detectives.
639
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,244
Take care.
640
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,871
I gotta say, we would not
have solved that case
641
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:26,673
if you hadn't gotten
involved emotionally.
642
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,528
Think we'd be better cops
if we did that all the time?
643
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,537
- Absolutely not, never again.
- Yeah, it was a total nightmare.
644
00:20:30,573 --> 00:20:31,585
You want to get a celebratory drink?
645
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,088
I would, but I'm actually
meeting somebody.
646
00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:34,834
Is it Jocelyn? Do I get to meet Jocelyn?
647
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,188
Oh, God, is she gonna try
and cut my hair?
648
00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:37,268
No. It's my mom.
649
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,603
I waited too long for her to come around
650
00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:40,385
and call me, so I called her.
651
00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:41,947
That is so great.
652
00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:43,890
Oh, no. Is she meeting you here?
653
00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:45,324
Am I about to get caught in the middle
654
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,388
of all your weird awkwardness again?
655
00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:49,392
- Hello, Jake.
- Ah! Hello, Mrs. Diaz!
656
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:52,223
America's favorite mother!
657
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,387
So?
658
00:20:57,872 --> 00:20:58,915
So.
659
00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,134
So...
660
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,211
Rosa's bi.
661
00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:02,391
Yes, Jake, I remember.
662
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,027
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool...
663
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,671
- You don't have to stay, man.
- Great. Thanks.
664
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,961
It's really good to see you, Rosalita.
665
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,460
It's good to see you too.
666
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,921
- What did you do to your hair?
- Mom!
667
00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:16,322
No, no, no, it's very cute, mija.
668
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:22,078
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