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Another cold brew?
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Don't mind if I "cold do." Nailed it.
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I am loving this machine
that Charles brought in.
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It is nice. The trick is to let the
coffee warm up to room temperature.
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I'm already on my second cup.
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This is my third.
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Stop!
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You're drinking too much!
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Whoa, what's going on, Charles?
Why are you talking so slow?
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I'm not. I'm normal.
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We're all normal.
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If you're not going slow,
that means we're going fast.
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Are we going fast? Can anyone
tell if we're going fast?
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I don't think we're going fast
at all in any way whatsoever.
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I feel like we're going slow
in every way whatsoever.
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- Captain, how do you feel?
- Great. Excellent. Amazing.
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I feel better than
I've ever felt at any moment
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- in my entire life.
- So we're all fine?
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Yep.
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey there, Captain.
Oh, is this your new assistant?
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John Urblan. Nice to meet ya.
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And John Urblan has just been fired.
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- What?
- I have?
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Meet "ya"? You just abbreviated
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a one-syllable word.
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- Is this for real?
- Yes.
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Now clean out your "des."
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I removed the K so you'd understand
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how absurd "ya" sound.
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Oh, boy. Sorry, John Urblan. Bye.
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Okay, sir, so that is
the third assistant
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you've fired in three days.
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Because all the candidates are garbage.
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Microsoft Word is not a special skill,
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Marcie Lux from South Orange.
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Come on, look at the size
of that stack of résumés.
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There's got to be someone good.
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Oh, yes, perhaps I should
keep an open mind.
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Perhaps cross-country skiing
is a valuable skill
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in an office environment,
Marcie Lux of South Orange.
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Okay, so we can agree
Marcie Lux is out of the mix.
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Well, they all are.
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I'll just make do with no assistant.
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No, don't just give up.
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Maybe you haven't found
the right person yet.
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I found Gina. Maybe I could try.
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Okay. I suppose it's worth a shot.
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I can always fire whoever you choose.
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Yeah, that's the spirit.
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Commence Operation: Nasty.
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New Assistant Selection Team...
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You.
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Operation: New Assistant
Selection Team You?
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
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Everyone will just call it
Operation: Nasty.
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You don't have to turn everything
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into a Thomas Cruise film.
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Why not? Movies are super fun.
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Meanwhile, real life is very boring.
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That's why no one watches documentaries.
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Tell that to the man sitting next to me
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at last Saturday afternoon's screening
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of "Ryuichi Sakamoto: Coda."
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Was that man Kevin?
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- Yes.
- All right,
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I'm gonna help you find a new assistant.
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Operation: Nasty is a go!
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Hey, can I talk to you guys?
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Ugh, you're not selling
those crapola candy bars
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for your daughters' doomed
basketball team again, are you?
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- Doomed?
- Yeah.
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- They're terrible and you know it.
- Well, I'm not selling candy.
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That's next week. Please bring cash.
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What I want to talk about
is how our office
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has turned into a junkyard.
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Yeah, you know, this place is a mess.
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I mean, it's like an episode
of "Hoarders."
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And not one of the funny ones,
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where they find a bunch of flat cats.
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The problem is, Commissioner Kelly
is never gonna reopen the first floor.
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We should just fire
some of the uniforms.
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But not you. Uh, we couldn't survive
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without you, Greg, and...
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also Greg?
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James and Michael.
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No one is getting fired.
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We just need to organize this place.
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Nah, do what I do. Embrace the mess.
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You've got a bagel
stuck to your sweater.
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Look, I don't want to sound
like a Scully here,
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but I think it's hopeless.
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Nobody could organize this place.
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- Nobody?
- Here's what I need.
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Sticky notes, three sizes, ten colors.
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Permanent markers, clickable only.
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I don't want caps slowing us down.
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And I need garbage bags, 33 gallon,
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blackout, cinch top.
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What are you all still doing here?
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Go, go, go!
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Captain Holt,
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I'd like to introduce you
to your new assistant.
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Drumroll, please.
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- That's your drumroll?
- When a tempo isn't specified,
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any reasonable person
would default to lento.
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Well, it's terrible,
and you ruined a fun thing,
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but I would still like to introduce you
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to Mr. Gordon Lundt!
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Mr. Gordon Lundt!
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Gordon, you want to come in here?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I was just deciding whether
I should just go home.
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The tone and tenor of your introduction
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make me worry that this is
a "fun" office,
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which I would not enjoy.
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Ehh?
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Hello, I'm Captain Raymond Holt,
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and I can assure you,
this is not a fun office.
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Thank goodness.
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In that case, my interest is renewed.
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- Here is my résumé.
- Oh, I'm feeling this.
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Are you guys feeling this?
Gordon, why don't you
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tell Captain Holt
a little bit about yourself?
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Where to begin?
I'm 174 centimeters tall,
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I can type 103 words per minute
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with an error rate of 1.6%,
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and I recently moved here
from Philadelphia,
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which is the sixth
most populous U.S. city.
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I understand the city of Philadelphia
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is coterminous with Philadelphia County,
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making it the eighth-largest
metropolitan statistical area.
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Yeah, Philly's cool. Isn't it fun
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- just telling each other facts?
- Yes.
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Well, I think I have
all the information I need.
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Thank you for coming in, Mr. Lundt.
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My pleasure.
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So...
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looks like Operation: Nasty
is a full-on success, huh?
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You mean Operation: Nasty Sex Slut.
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Didn't you see him flirting with me?
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No, I most definitely did not.
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Then you're a blind man
and a prude to boot.
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Did you see his tie? A single Windsor.
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The easiest knot to undo.
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Why bother wearing any clothes at all?
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I think you badly misread
that interaction.
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Please. He did everything
but lick his lips and purr.
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Get rid of him, and bring me someone
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who can keep it in their slacks.
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Did someone say to take off our slacks?
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No, not even close.
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Oh. Well, keep me posted.
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My dogs are barkin'.
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What dogs?
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Okay, Marie Kondo came up with a system
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to unclutter your life.
You look at an object,
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and if it doesn't bring you joy,
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you throw it away. Try it, Sarge.
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Hello, backup pair of suspenders.
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Do you bring me joy?
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Yes, because you have tab endings
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and a sweet leather yoke.
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I'm so glad you're in my life.
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- I guess I'm keeping 'em.
- Ooh, let me try.
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Hello, bag of old dried mushrooms.
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Do you bring me joy? Yes!
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You provide rich, earthy flavor
to both soups and teas.
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I guess I'm keeping mine too.
This is fun.
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Guys, you can't keep everything.
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That defeats the purpose.
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I got this, Ames. Hello, unsolved case.
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Do you bring me joy?
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No, because you're boring
and you're too hard. See ya.
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Personal items only, Scully.
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Get that case out of the trash.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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Sir, we need to talk about Gordon Lundt,
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and before you ask,
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- I have not fired him.
- Yes, I noticed.
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He's been strutting around
like a peacock,
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trying desperately to arouse me,
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his unwilling peahen.
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Did you hear
there's a barrel-making exhibit
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at the Brooklyn Museum of Industry?
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Yes.
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Has he no shame? The door was open.
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I think he wanted people to hear.
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Yeah, well, I didn't fire him
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because I thought you were being crazy
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and I wanted to change your mind,
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so I called all the places
he used to work.
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You didn't do that
before you brought him in?
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What? No, you check references
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after there's a problem.
That's hiring 101.
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Anyways, it turns out he never
worked at the Philadelphia PD.
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So he's a liar and a hussy?
Why is he still here?
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Because I started thinking,
why would he lie?
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And the answer is:
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because he's a spy, planted here
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by Commissioner Kelly. Think about it.
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You've been rounding up all
the captains who oppose him.
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Kelly wants those names.
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Gordon was sent here to seduce you.
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- He's a red sparrow.
- You mean a honeypot.
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Potato, tomato, but yes.
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He is the world's most boring sex spy,
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and he's here to infiltrate
the Nine-Nine.
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No, this is just you
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still trying to make
everything into a movie.
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This is the real world, Peralta.
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There are no spies in our midst.
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I'm sure Gordon just lied
on his résumé to get a job.
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Oh, really? Then how come
he's in this old staff photo
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from the Three-Six?
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Kelly's old precinct?
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You're right. Gordon's a honeypot.
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Or a red sparrow.
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Buzz, buzz, little bee.
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Fly, bird, fly.
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- Buzz.
- Fly.
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- Buzz.
- Fly.
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- Buzz.
- Fly.
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The point is, we're on
the same page. He's a spy.
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Hey, Hitchcock.
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God, you scared me. I've got a razor.
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Sorry. I need the bathroom.
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Fine, but you're lucky
I didn't cut myself.
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Yep, sure am.
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Have a good one, buddy.
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- Any poopers?
- None.
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What is this? Why are we
meeting in the bathroom?
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Super cool meeting spot.
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Don't roll your eyes at me, Daria.
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Commissioner Kelly sent a spy
into our midst.
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This is happening.
We need to talk about our plan.
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Okay, here it is. I'm going to fire him.
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You can't do that.
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In a movie, when you find out
someone's a spy, you don't fire them.
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You can either have them murdered...
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- Not an option.
- Yeah, I know, we're cops.
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Blah, blah.
No one likes this side of you.
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Or we can launch
a counter-spying mission.
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I just want him out of the Nine-Nine.
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If we can prove that Kelly sent a spy
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into one of his own precincts
to seduce a captain,
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it's gonna look really bad for him.
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- And how will we prove that?
- With Operation: Dragon.
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Don't Reveal Anything,
Gordon's Our Nemesis.
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- No.
- I worked so hard on that acronym.
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You're not even going to acknowledge it?
All right, look,
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if Kelly's been communicating
with Gordon,
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there has to be evidence on his laptop.
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Yeah, but he doesn't leave
his computer unattended.
255
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It's always in his bag, which
he always has on his person.
256
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How do you know that?
257
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I've glanced at his work satchel.
258
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I'm married, but I'm still a man.
259
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Choosing to ignore that.
Now, if there were only
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some place where they make you
check your bag,
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like an airport, or even a museum?
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No. I couldn't.
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Couldn't you?
264
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Mr. Lundt, would you like to go
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00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:50,683
to the barrel-making exhibit
this evening?
266
00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:52,726
Yes, Captain Holt.
I could make time for that.
267
00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:55,751
I need a shower.
268
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Okay, I went through my desk
and got rid of everything
269
00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:01,212
that didn't give me joy.
270
00:09:01,256 --> 00:09:02,344
You didn't get rid of anything.
271
00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,489
Because it all gives me joy.
272
00:09:03,525 --> 00:09:05,010
Picture of Nikolaj, joy.
273
00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:07,843
Cocktail napkin from my
first date with Genevieve, joy.
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00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:10,279
Birthday card from my urologist, joy.
275
00:09:10,315 --> 00:09:11,969
He was the only doctor of my entire
276
00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:13,659
urethral support staff who remembered.
277
00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,263
All right, I don't think
Marie Kondo's gonna work here.
278
00:09:16,299 --> 00:09:17,865
We need something stronger.
279
00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:21,258
The Norwegian system: Munkensmat.
280
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,904
It was designed by a radical group
281
00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,333
of Scandinavian organizers
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00:09:24,369 --> 00:09:25,718
who are doing things with cubbies
283
00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:27,869
that would blow your minds.
284
00:09:27,905 --> 00:09:29,316
We need to Munkensmat.
285
00:09:29,352 --> 00:09:30,939
- "Munkensmat"?
- Sexy, right?
286
00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:34,137
In Munkensmat, you get rid
of all personal possessions
287
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,242
- except one.
- I can't do that.
288
00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:37,714
What, I'm just supposed to get rid
289
00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,393
of my great-grandfather's shoes?
290
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,008
He had one baby foot. This is cruel.
291
00:09:42,044 --> 00:09:44,855
Munkensmat isn't cruel. It's freeing.
292
00:09:44,891 --> 00:09:47,764
When you cling to these things,
you cling to the past,
293
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,178
and you don't leave room
for new experiences.
294
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,934
Okay, what one thing should I keep?
295
00:09:52,148 --> 00:09:53,888
Hatchet or Blu-ray of "The Intern"?
296
00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:55,187
You can always watch
"The Intern" online.
297
00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:56,529
Not the extras.
298
00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,182
There's a virtual tour
of Jules's kitchen.
299
00:09:58,226 --> 00:09:59,284
Monster.
300
00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,061
Well, Sarge, what's it gonna be,
301
00:10:01,097 --> 00:10:02,925
pictures of your kids
or those suspenders?
302
00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:04,789
Terry can't throw his family away,
303
00:10:04,825 --> 00:10:07,437
but these are nice suspenders.
304
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,040
Are they special in some kind of way?
305
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,035
Damn, Amy, I told you
about the leather yoke!
306
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:12,988
Terry, you're clinging.
307
00:10:13,691 --> 00:10:15,780
- Munkensmat.
- My turn.
308
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,122
It's between my seizure medication
309
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,671
and this fidget spinner.
310
00:10:19,465 --> 00:10:20,914
I think I made the right call.
311
00:10:21,669 --> 00:10:23,806
Uh-oh. I forgot that it lit up.
312
00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,207
I've made a terrible mistake.
313
00:10:26,602 --> 00:10:28,474
_
314
00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:29,841
Look at that.
315
00:10:29,877 --> 00:10:31,694
They put the sherry barrels
right up front.
316
00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:34,367
Ugh. I hate it when museums
pander to the tourists.
317
00:10:34,403 --> 00:10:36,307
Oh, I think you need to check
your bag, Gordon.
318
00:10:36,351 --> 00:10:38,467
It's a small price to pay to make
sure the barrels are protected.
319
00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:39,889
My thoughts exactly.
320
00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:42,488
- The package is headed your way.
- Copy that.
321
00:10:42,531 --> 00:10:45,665
This better work.
I'm debasing myself out here.
322
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,536
- What must people think?
- Relax.
323
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,801
There's literally
no other people at this museum.
324
00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:54,548
Thank you very much. Here is $100.
Pleasure doing business with you.
325
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:55,977
You know, you could have
just stolen the bag,
326
00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:57,014
and wouldn't have noticed or cared.
327
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,791
Ugh. Be better, Yanya.
328
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,402
- Okay.
- Yanya!
329
00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,335
Okay, sir, I am cloning the hard drive.
330
00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:06,120
You should only
have to distract him for...
331
00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,339
three hours? Good Lord.
332
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,298
Do you think that you can talk
about barrels for three hours?
333
00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:11,415
Watch me.
334
00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:15,434
Ah, Gordon, take a gander
at this brine barrel from 1787.
335
00:11:15,477 --> 00:11:16,957
It looks to me like the work
336
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,813
of master hooper Josiah Wooldruff,
337
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:21,570
who learned the craft from
his father Jesiah Wooldruff,
338
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,093
who in turn learned it from his.
339
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,573
I'm already so bored.
340
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,706
The slats are not flat. They're curved.
341
00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,534
The base of the barrel
is approximately 20...
342
00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:30,666
Every barrel is inspected before usage.
343
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,931
The key is that the oak
was cured and shaped
344
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,838
by Josiah's cousin Joshua,
345
00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:36,919
who was a cooper and not a hooper.
346
00:11:36,955 --> 00:11:38,870
Wait, are you still at the same barrel?
347
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,343
Please move on to another one.
348
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,946
There are so many barrels in there.
349
00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:44,135
You know what?
Let's look at that barrel.
350
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,304
- Oh, thank God.
- It's a brine barrel as well.
351
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:48,080
It was also made in the 1780s.
352
00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,466
In fact, it's identical
to the last barrel.
353
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,286
Let's review why that's interesting.
354
00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:54,802
No!
355
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,883
Having each selected our one item,
356
00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:59,008
we move on to stage two, cleansing.
357
00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:00,742
In Munkensmat, you don't just throw away
358
00:12:00,778 --> 00:12:01,953
your discarded belongings.
359
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,533
- You incinerate them.
- What?
360
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,048
Can't we just donate this stuff?
361
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,468
So you can go to Goodwill after work
362
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:08,566
and buy back those suspenders
you're so attached to?
363
00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:11,559
- No.
- Now, in true Munkensmat,
364
00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:13,709
you pile all of your belongings
on a raft,
365
00:12:13,753 --> 00:12:15,318
push it out to the icy sea,
366
00:12:15,354 --> 00:12:17,486
and set fire to it with a flaming arrow.
367
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,629
But since we obviously
don't have an archer...
368
00:12:19,665 --> 00:12:21,762
I'm an archer.
I have like six bows in my car.
369
00:12:21,837 --> 00:12:22,838
Really?
370
00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,023
Launch.
371
00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:32,930
Oh, Munkensmat.
372
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:34,054
Munkensmat.
373
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,744
Munkensmat!
374
00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,738
Have you reviewed the
contents of Gordon's computer?
375
00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:39,862
Did you find anything?
376
00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:42,814
Uh, well, hem, haw...
377
00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:44,472
Are you literally saying
"hem" and "haw"?
378
00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:46,248
Look, I haven't found anything, okay?
379
00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:48,591
Not a single email
between Kelly and Gordon.
380
00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:51,151
So I whored myself out
at that museum for nothing.
381
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,407
Not entirely for nothing.
You know? We had fun.
382
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:55,924
Sneaking around, bribing
people, lying, stealing stuff.
383
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,309
Coming home and having my husband ask me
384
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:58,651
why I smelled like barrels?
385
00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:00,167
Seriously? What did you say?
386
00:13:00,203 --> 00:13:01,422
I told him everything. He understood,
387
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,416
until I showed him a picture of Gordon.
388
00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:06,866
The thought of me at a museum
with that ten?
389
00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,503
He banished me to the guest room.
390
00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:09,809
Captain Holt, are you in there?
391
00:13:09,852 --> 00:13:11,462
Oh, no, it's him. What does he want?
392
00:13:11,506 --> 00:13:12,463
Do you think he knows something happened
393
00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:13,813
at the Barrel Museum?
394
00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:15,288
I wanted to talk to you about something
395
00:13:15,324 --> 00:13:16,412
that happened at the Barrel Museum.
396
00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:17,980
I think he knows. This is bad!
397
00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:20,220
Well, the longer we talk,
the more suspicious it seems.
398
00:13:20,256 --> 00:13:21,960
- Tell him to come in.
- Come in!
399
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,739
Oh. I prefer to discuss
this matter in private.
400
00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:28,262
Anything you have to say
to me, you can say
401
00:13:28,305 --> 00:13:29,394
- in front of Peralta.
- Very well.
402
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,932
I've been sent here to spy on you.
403
00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,448
What? I am truly shocked.
404
00:13:33,484 --> 00:13:34,877
We are both shocked.
405
00:13:34,921 --> 00:13:36,357
Commissioner Kelly
knows you're recruiting
406
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,706
a team of captains to oppose him.
407
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,159
He asked me to find out who they are.
408
00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,288
But I've decided I won't help him.
409
00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:42,761
- Why not?
- Because...
410
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:44,272
I've fallen in love with you.
411
00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:45,967
What?
412
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:48,092
That is truly shocking.
413
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,604
For real this time. What?
414
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,040
The plan was for me to
weaken your defenses
415
00:13:52,076 --> 00:13:53,340
with my brazen sexuality.
416
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:54,682
I wouldn't say "brazen"
417
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,155
so much as "completely undetectable."
418
00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,478
I couldn't have been more obvious.
419
00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:59,229
I wore a single Windsor knot.
420
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:00,745
I might as well have a sign
around my neck
421
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:02,087
that reads "DTF."
422
00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:03,697
"Desiring Thorough Fornication."
423
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:04,693
- Nope.
- Exactly.
424
00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:05,730
- Oh.
- At first, the flirting
425
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:06,910
was just part of the ruse.
426
00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:07,955
It meant nothing to me.
427
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,643
But then the Barrel Museum.
428
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,393
- I fell hard.
- Not surprising.
429
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,177
It is an erotically charged atmosphere.
430
00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:14,434
The curve of the slats,
431
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,385
the rivets, the bilge, the bunghole.
432
00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:18,318
Okay, I am actually starting
to hear the sex talk now.
433
00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:19,747
The bunghole is the least
erotic part of the barrel.
434
00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:21,219
- It's simply functional.
- Sure.
435
00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:22,640
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Bunghole. Continue.
436
00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:24,504
Captain, I know nothing
could ever happen between us,
437
00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:26,995
but I care about you too much
to do Kelly's dirty work,
438
00:14:27,031 --> 00:14:28,554
which is why I'm tendering
my resignation.
439
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,982
That's very honorable. I accept.
440
00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:32,237
Oh, no, you don't.
This could be our chance.
441
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:34,884
We can turn Kelly's agent
into a double agent.
442
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,704
Operation: Double Dragon.
443
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,219
Oh, it's all starting to happen.
444
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:41,084
I don't want to play
these movie spy games, Peralta.
445
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,494
- It could backfire.
- Or it could front-fire.
446
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:44,375
- What?
- It worked.
447
00:14:44,411 --> 00:14:45,970
Gordon, do you have any hard proof
448
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,530
- that Kelly sent you here?
- Nothing in writing.
449
00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:48,741
We only communicate in person.
450
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,213
Okay, so you call Kelly,
451
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,034
arrange for a meeting,
then you wear a wire,
452
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,855
and we have tape of the commissioner
453
00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:55,401
admitting that he's spying
on one of his captains.
454
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,867
It could work, but I could never
put Gordon in that position.
455
00:14:57,903 --> 00:14:59,208
I would do anything for you,
Captain Holt.
456
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:01,284
Thank you. And you can call me Raymond.
457
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:02,899
Captain Raymond Holt.
458
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,394
I don't think that's such a good idea.
459
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:05,822
You're right, too much.
460
00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,070
That should never have happened.
461
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,710
- Agreed.
- Wait, what?
462
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,926
Did something just happen?
I've been standing here the whole time.
463
00:15:10,962 --> 00:15:12,149
What did I miss?
464
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,844
What did I miss?
465
00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:15,805
What did I miss?
466
00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:18,242
Hey, can I take
a couple photos of your desk?
467
00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:20,288
I want to submit them
to "Organizers Quarterly."
468
00:15:20,331 --> 00:15:21,376
- What?
- There's a magazine
469
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:22,840
- about organizing?
- Yeah.
470
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:24,878
I want to be featured
as Organizer of the Month.
471
00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:26,481
Just imagine, me on the cover
472
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:28,764
with tons of scarves lying around.
473
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,323
I'm holding them up like,
474
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:33,212
"This is too many scarves.
We got to do something!"
475
00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:34,704
Okay.
476
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,088
Ooh, now can you open the drawers?
477
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,481
If you want to get featured,
you got to show them
478
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,961
what's under the skirt,
know what I mean?
479
00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:43,354
Uh, no, there are case files in here.
480
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:45,487
I don't want any sensitive info
to get out.
481
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,923
I'll blur the personal stuff.
482
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,966
Come on, this is the money shot.
483
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,233
Seriously, Terry?
484
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:54,104
You didn't throw out the suspenders?
485
00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,014
What? That's not fair.
486
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,456
I had to throw out Great
Grandpa Ellen's bitty shoe!
487
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,371
Why are you even holding on to these?
488
00:16:00,415 --> 00:16:02,286
- I've never seen you wear them.
- I haven't.
489
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,811
I saw them at the store, and
they're obviously way better
490
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:05,892
than my normal suspenders.
491
00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:07,582
- Are they?
- Yeah!
492
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,184
Tab endings, leather yoke.
493
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,700
I can't keep describing them.
494
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,201
- All right, calm down.
- I'm sorry.
495
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,739
I bought them right before
I took the lieutenant's exam.
496
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:18,353
I was gonna wear them on
my first day as a lieutenant,
497
00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,130
but then I failed the test.
498
00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:22,785
I thought I'd keep them
just in case I ever pass it,
499
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:25,188
but I'll be honest.
500
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:26,992
That's never gonna happen.
501
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,625
I'll just throw them out.
502
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,241
There. You can take your photo now.
503
00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:39,385
The deadline's tomorrow.
504
00:16:40,325 --> 00:16:41,849
We're just listening from afar.
505
00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:43,191
Do we really need to be in disguise?
506
00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:45,012
Yes, Carmine. Yes, we do.
507
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:48,008
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Your cover is Carmine Frunch.
508
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,785
You have emphysema, and your
best friend is your pet bird.
509
00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:51,387
I'm not sure I like this persona.
510
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:53,120
Well, if you make it
too cool, it's not believable.
511
00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:55,071
By the way, my name is Jackson Fox.
512
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,326
I'm an NBA player,
513
00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:57,799
and LeBron James is my best friend.
514
00:16:57,835 --> 00:16:58,998
Oh, here comes Kelly.
515
00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,394
So, Mr. Lundt. Good to see you.
516
00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:02,914
What's all this about?
517
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,348
Captain Holt and the Nine-Nine.
518
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:05,903
That's it, Gordon. Lure him in.
519
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:07,724
He's plotting against you
with a group of captains.
520
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,720
I'm only here because he asked
me to help him entrap you.
521
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:12,976
- What is happening?
- He's triple-crossing us.
522
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,058
Holt is listening in
from that surveillance vehicle.
523
00:17:15,094 --> 00:17:16,835
Hey, Gordon, can you still hear me?
524
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:19,264
- Yes.
- You are blowing this, man!
525
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,086
Oh, hi, Raymond. Good to see you.
526
00:17:23,122 --> 00:17:24,776
- Pull up a chair.
- Cut the crap.
527
00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:27,812
Stop masking your evil
with a candy cane smile.
528
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,458
Ooh, I love candy canes.
529
00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:31,148
Everyone loves candy canes, John Kelly.
530
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,620
Now admit you sent in
this boring bastard
531
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:33,962
to honeypot Holt.
532
00:17:33,998 --> 00:17:35,217
It feels like you two are the spies
533
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:37,429
based on your disguises, et cetera.
534
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:39,641
Nuh-uh. This is who we actually are.
535
00:17:39,854 --> 00:17:41,204
A professional basketball player
536
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,068
and a guy with a bird friend.
537
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,062
Oh, it's not just about disguises.
538
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,752
Everything that you recorded
on your wire
539
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:51,357
clearly indicates that
I was the one being spied on.
540
00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:52,901
- Ow.
- Case closed.
541
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,041
Pretty cool, huh?
542
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:55,730
I can't wait to play that tape
for the mayor.
543
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,542
You are gonna look so bad, Raymond.
544
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,536
You're never gonna get
away with this, Kelly.
545
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,772
Oh, I already have.
546
00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,244
Worked out better than I expected.
547
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,673
I just sent Lundt in
to find out which captains
548
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,841
you'd rallied against me,
and then you decided
549
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:09,315
you wanted to bug
the commissioner of the NYPD.
550
00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:11,744
Somebody shot themselves in the foot.
551
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,126
Hey, do me a favor.
552
00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:15,599
Put your resignation on my desk
in the morning.
553
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,072
I'm so sorry, sir. This is all my fault.
554
00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:18,893
Operation: Double Dragon was a debacle.
555
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,757
Yes, it was.
556
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:24,493
If only someone had thought
to plan a backup operation.
557
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,990
- Did you do something cool?
- I did something very cool.
558
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:28,680
While I was banished to the guest room,
559
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,326
I flipped across one
of those Thomas Cruise films
560
00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,031
on Home Box Office,
and I realized something.
561
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:36,940
On a spy mission,
there's always another twist.
562
00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:38,496
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying I knew
563
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:40,447
you would triple-cross our double-cross,
564
00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:43,276
so I planted a microphone
in the napkin holder.
565
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,580
There's one in the flowerpot.
566
00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,661
Ketchup, mustard.
There are mics in both.
567
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:48,220
- Where?
- In the tips.
568
00:18:48,256 --> 00:18:50,234
Oh, this is so great.
Where else are there mics?
569
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,315
- Nowhere.
- Oh.
570
00:18:51,351 --> 00:18:54,049
But there are cameras!
571
00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:56,043
There's a camera, there's a camera,
572
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:57,689
and there's a camera.
573
00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,517
I've got you on tape, Kelly.
You're screwed.
574
00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:01,512
The only thing that's gonna be
on your desk in the morning
575
00:19:01,555 --> 00:19:03,017
is a list of my demands.
576
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:05,011
Operation: Triple Dragon is complete.
577
00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:07,527
- You named it.
- Not only did I name it,
578
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,869
Triple Dragon is an acronym.
579
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,343
Two Righteous Individuals
580
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,488
Performing Law Enforcement
Directives Rapidly
581
00:19:13,524 --> 00:19:15,961
Against Gordon Our Nemesis.
Triple Dragon!
582
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:17,527
This is the best thing
that's ever happened!
583
00:19:18,953 --> 00:19:20,547
I mean, not for you, obviously.
584
00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:22,015
It's bad for you.
585
00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:24,966
What is all this junk on my desk?
586
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:26,910
It's not very Munkensmat.
587
00:19:26,946 --> 00:19:29,104
They're study materials
for the lieutenant's exam.
588
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,228
You can't give up.
589
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,324
You're gonna take the exam again,
590
00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:32,456
you're gonna ace it,
591
00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:34,153
and then you're gonna wear these.
592
00:19:34,196 --> 00:19:35,415
My lieutenant suspenders.
593
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:36,700
You fished them out of the trash.
594
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,781
No, they were covered in precinct goo,
595
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:39,992
but I got you a new pair,
596
00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,576
- leather yoke and all.
- Aw.
597
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:43,087
Some things are worth clinging to.
598
00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:44,080
I was wrong.
599
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,291
Or Niles Bunkampf,
600
00:19:45,327 --> 00:19:47,373
the inventor of Munkensmat, was wrong.
601
00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,599
- Yeah, that guy's an idiot.
- Was an idiot.
602
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:52,345
He got rid of all his objects,
including his clothes,
603
00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:53,564
and froze to death in a snowdrift.
604
00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:55,043
Why didn't you tell us that
605
00:19:55,087 --> 00:19:56,196
before we burned all our treasures?
606
00:19:56,232 --> 00:19:58,351
Eight framed photos of my dad,
up in flames.
607
00:19:58,395 --> 00:19:59,918
So does this mean we can start
608
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:01,223
keeping personal objects
in the office again?
609
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,126
Yes, on one condition.
610
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,207
No one tells Bruce
from "Organizers Quarterly."
611
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,810
I'm definitely not gonna
reach out to Bruce.
612
00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:09,630
Oh, thank you.
613
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,884
You're a good friend.
614
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,220
_
615
00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:15,542
Ah, good morning, Captain Holt.
616
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:16,739
You're looking refreshed.
617
00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:18,690
Interesting. I didn't sleep a wink.
618
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:21,772
Let's just say Kevin no longer
has me in the guest room.
619
00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:25,560
Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it.
620
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,120
Sorry, that came out weird.
Title of your sex tape.
621
00:20:28,163 --> 00:20:30,078
But more importantly, how did
it go with Commissioner Kelly?
622
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:31,645
I gave him a list of my demands,
623
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,832
and he's agreed to back off
of vigilant policing.
624
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,783
- Whoa, that's amazing.
- But that's not all.
625
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,518
I also got something for the precinct.
626
00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:39,540
Is it a fighter jet?
How did you get a fighter jet?
627
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:40,900
We don't have the budget for that.
628
00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:42,242
- It's not a fighter jet.
- Aw.
629
00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:44,323
I got him to reopen the first floor.
630
00:20:47,568 --> 00:20:48,917
It's back to normal.
631
00:20:49,242 --> 00:20:50,504
It's beautiful.
632
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,991
Thank you, sir.
633
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:53,546
I couldn't have done it without you.
634
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,582
As a matter of fact, I'd like
to take you out tonight
635
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:56,583
for a thank-you dinner.
636
00:20:56,627 --> 00:20:57,923
Oh, I would love that,
637
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,586
but I'm gonna have to take a rain check,
638
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,196
'cause Amy and I already have plans.
639
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,518
Although I'm pretty sure
you would approve.
640
00:21:03,982 --> 00:21:05,817
So this is a brine barrel.
641
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:07,289
It's made by Josiah Wooldruff,
642
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:10,458
who learned the craft from
his father Jesiah Wooldruff,
643
00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:12,104
who in turn learned... you know what?
644
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,271
This was a terrible idea. I'm sorry.
645
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,091
- Don't you dare stop.
- Oh.
646
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:16,258
Okay.
647
00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:18,861
Josiah's cousin Joshua was a cooper,
648
00:21:18,897 --> 00:21:19,985
not a hooper.
649
00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,327
Oh, mama.
650
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:27,793
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