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So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares
if you're bad at skateboarding?
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When you grow up, nobody thinks
skateboarders are cool."
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What's cool is having your own pants.
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- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Jake, you seem distracted.
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You're agreeing with everything I say.
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We should go on a month-long
couples' vacation:
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- you, Amy, me, and my dad.
- Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever.
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And we should get
matching hats that say,
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"Best Bud 1" and "Best Bud 2."
And wear them all the time!
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For sure. Look, Charles,
don't look behind you,
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but I think we're being followed.
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I saw this guy when we were
leaving the precinct,
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and he was in line at lunch,
and now he's right behind us.
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Is it someone you arrested?
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I don't recognize him, but
judging by the head-to-toe denim,
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I say he's either not American
or deeply American.
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I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky.
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Well, should we call it in?
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No. I've got a better idea.
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Hi there.
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Who are you, and why
are you following me?
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I'm not following you.
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- I come for Charles Boyle.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Hands where we can see them.
- Chill out, bro!
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It's not gun.
It's just... uh, it's a toy.
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No shoot, pretty please.
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It's gift for Nikolaj.
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Nikolaj? How do you know Charles's son?
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My name is Gintars.
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From Latvia.
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I am Nikolaj birth father.
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Ohh!
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Nikolaj's birth father
who I'd never hope to meet.
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Very cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool,
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cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c...
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Charles, are you okay?
You hit your head pretty hard.
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
I don't have a concussion.
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We'll see about that.
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How many musical numbers are
there in the movie "Zootopia"?
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- Oh, just the one.
- Yeah, he's okay.
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I don't know what's going on.
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How did you find me?
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The orphanage isn't supposed
to give out that information.
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You know Dragomir, Nikolaj brother?
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He tell me all about you.
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Of course. You're Dragomir's father too.
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No, Dragomir is my brother.
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Dragomir and I have same father
but different mother.
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Her name Anyuta.
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Together we have baby.
That baby's Nikolaj.
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Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj.
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I am brother of Dragomir.
Also stepfather.
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We are contemporary blended family.
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Would make very good TV show.
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Honestly, that does sound
very interesting and good.
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Anyways, I was too young
and poor to have child,
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but now I'm very successful businessman.
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I have my own clothing line.
Maybe you've heard of it:
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The Gape.
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We also have Baby Gape
and the Gape Body.
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- Oh, you mean The Gap?
- No, no, Gape.
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Like, there are two things
and there's space between.
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Yeah, like, The Gap. Like, The Gap.
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The company that already exists.
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I don't know what you're saying.
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I never heard of it.
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But is it a knock-off of Gape?
Do they sell clothing?
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So what? You have money now,
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and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back?
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No, no, I don't want
to take boy from you.
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I just want to meet him one time.
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Look, I know it's lot to ask,
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but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result
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to school every morning.
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No, don't use his words.
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I help your sex result
with his homework.
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This is bad, even for you.
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I sing your sex result
a lullaby every night.
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- I wanna do something.
- You will never meet my son.
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Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't leave
America until I meet the boy.
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And I come from white country.
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I have very long visa.
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Very long.
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So I'm positive the murder
happened inside this apartment,
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but CSI could find no traces of blood.
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I'd like to ask the FBI to
bring in a team of lab techs.
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This would require
Commissioner Kelly signing off.
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Before I make that ask, is
there anything else we can do?
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Um, I'm pretty sure there is.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I am now.
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We need Yee!
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Who?
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Isn't it that guy that led
that seminar where you guys
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turned Boyle into a mummy,
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and then you pushed him down the stairs?
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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Rosa.
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Easy. No one pushed
Boyle down the stairs.
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Right. We may have
plastered his eyes shut
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and left him to wander around blindly,
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but he fell down on his own.
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- It was a classic accident.
- Exactly.
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Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius
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in the field of forensic entomology.
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They call him "Father Fly."
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- How cool is that?
- 0%.
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How are insects gonna help us?
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There weren't any in or around the boy.
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Oh, my God.
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You still think forensic
entomology is all blow flies
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and screw worms, don't you?
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That's a good one, Santiago.
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You should take the Lieutenant's exam.
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- Hey.
- Dr. Yee has recently
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bred a species of fly
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that has increased sensitivities
to certain human proteins.
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They can detect trace amounts of blood,
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even if it's been cleaned with bleach.
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Or masked with animal urine.
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Oh, I was building to that.
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- Thanks for stealing my thunder.
- This is nasty.
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Terry hates bugs.
Too many eyes and legs.
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Would you still hate bugs
if I told you that
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there were thousands
of tiny mites that live
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in your eyebrows and keep them
from being weighed down
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- by oils?
- Yes!
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Look, I really think we should go
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with the feds on this.
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No, we're bringing in Yee.
I'll make the call right now.
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- Oh, can I listen on speaker?
- Mm.
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Oh, my God.
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It's gonna be a long couple of days.
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You're telling me.
I got bugs in my brows, Rosa.
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Hey.
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So what's your plan with Gintars?
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He's kind of taking over
the whole waiting area.
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No, don't worry about me.
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I'm watching "Mad About You"
on Latvian Hulu.
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It's very funny show.
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Very many episodes.
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I could sit here all day.
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I don't know what to do.
He's never gonna leave.
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But I'm scared for Nikolaj
to get to know him.
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Okay, how about this?
Gintars just wants to see him, right?
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We can maybe have them meet
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without telling Nikolaj that
Gintars is his birth father.
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Just say he's an old friend of ours.
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Jake, you're completely forgetting about
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the olfactory bond.
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Nikolaj will immediately
recognize his father's scent.
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Well, you got to do something,
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and I don't think you're gonna
wait this guy out.
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Paul and Jamie are
locked in the bathroom.
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But Jamie has a turkey in the oven.
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This is a very good setup.
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- And they pay it off.
- It's so good.
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Okay, Jake,
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let's give your plan a shot.
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Okay, Gintars, remember the deal is,
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you cannot tell Nikolaj
you're his father.
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Who Gintars?
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I'm Billy Hanukkah.
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I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan.
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I eat pizza at Famous Ray's.
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Okay, well, no need to get too specific
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or offer up any backstory.
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Hey, guys. I'm just coming from work
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with my friend Billy Hanukkah.
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- Hanukkah.
- It's fine.
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Kids don't know which names are weird.
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Nikolaj, say hi to Jake
and this stranger.
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Hi, Jake. I love you.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah.
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I love you too.
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Man, he really is a Boyle, isn't he?
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Hello, my little friend.
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Did you have good day at school?
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- We had computer class today.
- I am your real father!
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My name is Gintars.
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- You are my son.
- What?
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Well.
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That backfired real quick.
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Daddy, why is the man
saying he's my father?
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Mr. Hanukkah is crazy.
He has no children of his own,
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and it's driven him mad.
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I'm your father, Nikolaj.
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- It's pronounced Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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It's okay. You say it wrong.
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Okay, well, that was fun.
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Hey, why don't you go
play over there, buddy?
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You can take this drug store receipt.
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It's very long and filled with coupons.
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You can fly it around like a kite.
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Whee!
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Wow, kids are really basic.
Is being a dad super easy?
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What the hell was that?
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You promised you wouldn't tell him.
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So sorry. I smelled my boy.
I don't know what came over me.
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Please. I'm in town for 10 more days.
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Let Nikolaj know I exist.
Let me spend time with him.
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I could take him to Russian bathhouse.
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- Has he been?
- No!
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I'm not some weirdo that takes
my eight-year-old
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to the Russian bath!
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We take our baths at home
together as a family
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like normal people!
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Not sure you have the upper
hand on that storm-off, Boyle.
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He's here! Dr. Yee's on his way up.
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How's my breath?
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Perfect. Yee's gonna love it.
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This is not a good color on you guys.
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Speaking of bad looks,
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Sarge, what is going on
with your eyebrows, man?
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I shaved them off.
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'Cause of the bugs.
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Sharon said you couldn't notice.
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Sharon lied, Terry. You look
like a straight-up fool.
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Damn, Rosa.
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No, Diaz is right.
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Your face is horrifying.
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You should leave before...
Hello, Dr. Yee!
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Out back now.
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Captain Holt,
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nice to see you again.
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Please, call me Raymond.
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Unless that feels weird.
You don't have to.
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I'll answer to anything.
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Raymond works.
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So I understand you have
a potential crime scene,
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and you'd like to find some blood.
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Well, I've brought along several hundred
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of my best detectives to help out.
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Oh, my God. I'm starstruck.
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We all are.
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So what you made you
think of using drosophila
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as a method of searching for
blood traces?
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Have you ever read Sung Tz'u's textbook
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- "The Washing Away of Wrongs" from 1235?
- Nope.
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- Yes.
- Which edition?
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It tells the story of
the first known use
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of forensic entomology.
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A farmer was slashed to death.
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A local judge asked everyone in the town
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to lay down their sickles.
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And though they all appeared clean,
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one attracted a horde of flies.
253
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The insects could sense the blood,
254
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even though it was invisible
to the human eye.
255
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Wow, what an arresting story.
256
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Yes, they did arrest him.
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We made a joke together.
258
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Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective
is your box of bugs?
259
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Oh, well, in a lab,
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they've detected blood even
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when it's been cleaned with bleach.
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Or covered with animal urine!
263
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You two really know your stuff.
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I know that sound.
265
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That's the moaning of a man
who left his lunch on the bus.
266
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I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot.
267
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I lost my son!
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Okay, Scully, I got this.
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Hey there, bud.
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I got you your favorite tea:
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- duck broth.
- Thanks.
272
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You know me so well.
273
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But I'm too sad to drink duck broth.
274
00:09:04,515 --> 00:09:06,919
Wow, I never thought I'd hear
you or anyone say that.
275
00:09:07,238 --> 00:09:10,222
Nikolaj is asking if Gintars
is really his dad.
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I worked so hard to have him
think of me as his father.
277
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And now it's all ruined.
278
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He'll probably go back to
calling me what he did
279
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when I first adopted him: Mr. America.
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I know you're upset,
but that is a dope nickname.
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I'm not Mr. America.
282
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- I'm Daddy.
- Of course you are.
283
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I just don't want
Nikolaj to see him again.
284
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I don't want him turning into a Gintars.
285
00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:29,499
You have nothing to worry about.
286
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,327
Nikolaj is already a mini Charles.
287
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He's an eight-year-old boy
whose favorite movie
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is "Bullets Over Broadway."
289
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,721
So what are you saying? I should
let him spend time with Gintars?
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00:09:36,757 --> 00:09:38,206
I just worry that if you prevent him
291
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from knowing his birth father,
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that he'll build up some fantasy of him
293
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and then blame you
for keeping them apart.
294
00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,172
That's crazy.
295
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,726
The way that King Trident kept Ariel
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from exploring the surface.
297
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:46,988
Oh, my God, you're right.
298
00:09:47,024 --> 00:09:49,474
I'm driving Nikolaj into
the arms of a sea witch.
299
00:09:49,985 --> 00:09:51,814
Watching him work is amazing.
300
00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,015
Mm-hmm.
301
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- I have to get a video.
- Santiago, please.
302
00:09:55,753 --> 00:09:56,986
Hold the phone horizontal
303
00:09:57,021 --> 00:09:58,721
to get more flies in frame.
304
00:09:58,756 --> 00:10:01,224
All right, guys, this fanboy
stuff is a little much.
305
00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:02,992
The only thing that's
a little much over here
306
00:10:03,027 --> 00:10:05,194
are your scrawled-on eyebrows.
307
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,396
- Yeesh.
- Seriously?
308
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,930
- I thought they worked.
- They do...
309
00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:09,101
if you wanna look
like a mean drag queen.
310
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,933
I knew I should have done
a flatter arch.
311
00:10:10,968 --> 00:10:12,168
This is a nighttime look.
312
00:10:12,203 --> 00:10:14,670
Well, the flies are not reacting.
313
00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:16,239
I can keep going, but I'll tell you now,
314
00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:19,175
it's very unlikely there are
any traces of blood in here.
315
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,521
Well, according to my timeline,
316
00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:22,092
this is the only place the
murder could have happened.
317
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,247
Sorry, Rosa, looks like
your timeline's wrong.
318
00:10:24,282 --> 00:10:26,468
Because the flies don't lie.
319
00:10:26,504 --> 00:10:27,732
You can use that if you want.
320
00:10:27,768 --> 00:10:29,693
He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan.
321
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,287
- He's a man of science.
- I like it.
322
00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,170
The flies don't lie.
323
00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:36,393
Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how
accurate is this technology?
324
00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:38,528
Diaz, how dare you question the man.
325
00:10:38,564 --> 00:10:40,963
Dr. Yee has spent millions
of dollars developing
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00:10:40,998 --> 00:10:42,698
and researching these flies.
327
00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,901
It's fine. Would you all
like to see what happens
328
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,240
when they actually sense blood?
329
00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:47,242
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
330
00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:48,277
Will you hold this, Ally?
331
00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:55,810
- Wow.
- I'm sorry, Detective Diaz,
332
00:10:55,846 --> 00:10:57,892
I know it's upsetting when
a hunch doesn't pan out.
333
00:10:57,928 --> 00:11:00,013
Well, it's over. The flies have it.
334
00:11:01,018 --> 00:11:02,586
Keep your eyes on the flies.
335
00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:05,227
Flies don't lie.
336
00:11:05,651 --> 00:11:06,713
Now, that's a good one.
337
00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,629
Oh, no, it's Santiago's. Damn it.
338
00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:11,327
Wow, this was a bad idea.
339
00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:13,463
Relax. He gets one
afternoon with Nikolaj,
340
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,797
and he chooses basketball?
341
00:11:14,832 --> 00:11:16,399
Does Nikolaj even like basketball?
342
00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:17,967
He loves the "Get Your Head
In The Game" number
343
00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,223
from "High School Musical."
344
00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:20,970
I haven't seen it, but I know
that's not the same.
345
00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:23,139
Look at them. Does it seem like
he's actually enjoying this?
346
00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:24,941
Porzingas!
347
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,216
Charles, can I tell you a story?
348
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,777
- Always.
- All right.
349
00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:29,101
When I was 10,
350
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,980
my dad started dating this woman, Leeza.
351
00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:32,452
My mom hated her.
352
00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,016
But my dad wanted us to bond,
353
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:36,486
so one day he took me and Leeza
to the mall and dropped us off.
354
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:39,288
She proceeds to steal a ton
of blouses from Ann Taylor
355
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,124
and then immediately makes me go back in
356
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,792
and exchange them for store credit.
357
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,960
Then to celebrate,
358
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,613
I get to pull Leeza's Cinnabon apart
359
00:11:45,649 --> 00:11:47,930
because her nails are too long
and curly to do it herself.
360
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,135
- Ugh.
- Point being,
361
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:51,094
nothing has ever made
me love my own mother
362
00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,009
more than the time I spent with Leeza.
363
00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:55,413
Gintars is Leeza.
364
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:56,715
You are my mom.
365
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,251
I can't believe I get to be Karen.
366
00:11:58,287 --> 00:11:59,142
What an honor!
367
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,843
- Daddy, Daddy.
- Yes, sweetie?
368
00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:03,980
- Can we leave?
- Oh, no, so soon?
369
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,182
But I understand.
We can go home right now.
370
00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:09,682
No, not home. Daddy Gintars
wants to buy me a jean jacket
371
00:12:09,845 --> 00:12:11,187
just like his.
372
00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:12,752
Daddy Gintars.
373
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,790
Daddy Gintars.
374
00:12:14,825 --> 00:12:15,743
Oh, no.
375
00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:17,998
I am Leeza.
376
00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:19,815
Wait. No. That's not right.
377
00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:26,340
Hey, bud.
378
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:27,890
Everything going okay in here?
379
00:12:27,926 --> 00:12:29,034
I know you're going through something,
380
00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,852
but people are starting to
complain about the moaning.
381
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,821
Ugh. I would give anything
to have Gintars gone
382
00:12:33,857 --> 00:12:35,824
and out of Nikolaj's life.
383
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:37,418
But it's not gonna happen.
384
00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:39,610
Okay, well, I'm just gonna
close the door, then.
385
00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:41,497
And you can feel free to moan
as much as you need.
386
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,167
This is bad.
387
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:47,136
I know. He's been like that all day.
388
00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:48,285
No, I was talking about your eyebrows.
389
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:50,139
Whatever's going on up
there is real, real bad.
390
00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:53,309
Well, it's better than having
two bug hotels above your eyes.
391
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:55,051
But wouldn't they also be
in your goatee?
392
00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:57,602
- Don't do this to me, Jake.
- Wait a minute.
393
00:12:57,982 --> 00:12:59,853
I may have just thought of
a way to get rid of Gintars.
394
00:12:59,889 --> 00:13:00,872
Do you still have that friend
395
00:13:00,908 --> 00:13:02,050
who works on the
Counterfeiting Taskforce?
396
00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:02,986
Yeah, why?
397
00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:05,432
Gintars has this terrible knock-off
clothing brand called The Gape.
398
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:08,036
If I can get him to admit on tape
that he's selling counterfeit goods,
399
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,688
they would terminate
his visa and deport him.
400
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:10,713
Deport him?
401
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,059
Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
402
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,469
Yeah, definitely, but Charles just said
403
00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:15,623
he'd give anything
for Gintars to be gone.
404
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,337
- He's not doing great, Terry.
- Okay.
405
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,965
But how are you gonna
get Gintars on tape?
406
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:21,353
Good question, Sergeant Crazy Brows.
407
00:13:21,389 --> 00:13:23,175
Gintars is always talking
about the Russian baths.
408
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:24,384
I'll see if he'll meet me there
409
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,087
and then ask him to cut
me in on his business.
410
00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:28,010
Meanwhile, I'll have a mic
hidden underneath my towel.
411
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,011
It's foolproof.
412
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,180
Before we do deal, we take off towel.
413
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,944
It's full naked.
414
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:34,595
Ha.
415
00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:35,907
What are you waiting for?
416
00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,965
I want to see where your
hair starts and stops.
417
00:13:38,288 --> 00:13:39,855
Gintars.
418
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,857
Take it off now.
419
00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:43,225
Heh.
420
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,360
Hey, Sarge.
421
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,195
Holy crap. What the hell is that?
422
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,764
That is a bug-free zone is what it is.
423
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:49,832
I bleached it.
424
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,066
I'm smarter than they are, Rosa.
425
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:52,509
Uh-huh. What about your nose hair?
426
00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:55,632
Oh, man. Terry forgot about his nose.
427
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,272
Hey, why is Yee still here?
428
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,842
Holt wants him to hand in
his case report in person.
429
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:00,876
I think he's trying to trick him
430
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:02,245
into going to lunch with him.
431
00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:03,747
Wait. It's noon?
432
00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:06,015
If I didn't know better,
I'd say that was lunchtime.
433
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,883
I hope they take that
container of bugs with them
434
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:09,590
- when they go.
- Wait. The container's here?
435
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:11,677
I have an idea.
All I need is some blood.
436
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:12,916
This is fresh.
437
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,519
Oh. Terrible, yet perfect.
438
00:14:20,841 --> 00:14:22,441
Stupid bugs didn't do anything.
439
00:14:22,477 --> 00:14:23,632
He lied to us, Sarge.
440
00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:26,203
Huh?
441
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:27,866
Why's your towel still on?
442
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:29,299
This is business conversation.
443
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,768
You cannot trust a man who
cannot show you his full self.
444
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,008
Well, not in America.
445
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,210
Here we have business
meetings fully clothed.
446
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:36,512
Sometimes even in a suit and tie.
447
00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:37,894
Have you ever seen the show
"Shark Tank"?
448
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:40,048
Latvian "Shark Tank" is all nude.
449
00:14:40,202 --> 00:14:41,502
That sounds weirdly sexy.
450
00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:42,504
No, not at all.
451
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,186
There's no female sharks,
452
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:47,022
so it's just four Mr. Wonderfuls naked
453
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,490
on a big leather couch.
454
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:50,325
Huh. Not what I imagined.
455
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,784
Hey, listen.
456
00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,363
I would love to buy some
of that knock-off denim.
457
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:55,998
Okay, first of all, it's not knock-off.
458
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,000
Okay, Gape is true, authentic brand.
459
00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:00,262
The real thief is Gap.
460
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,573
- Are they?
- What makes more sense?
461
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,037
That they take Gape and remove letter?
462
00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:07,780
Or that I take Gap and add pricey E?
463
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,130
I don't care if it's fake,
464
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,316
I just wanna buy some.
465
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,787
It's not fake;
you are still wearing a towel;
466
00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:14,616
and this deal: over.
467
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,124
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
468
00:15:16,587 --> 00:15:18,428
Do you wanna know why
I won't take off my towel?
469
00:15:19,623 --> 00:15:21,002
It's because I'm embarrassed...
470
00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:23,300
about what's underneath.
471
00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:24,593
Mutilated penis?
472
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,361
Ye... p.
473
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:28,397
That is it. You guessed it
on the first try.
474
00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:31,133
That's what's under there.
The old... the old...
475
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,167
mute peen.
476
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:33,702
I am so sorry about your penis.
477
00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:34,789
It's a bummer.
478
00:15:34,825 --> 00:15:36,687
But we all have things
that bring us shame.
479
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,408
Remember when I told you before
480
00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:41,410
that Gape was original, authentic brand?
481
00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,711
I do. It was just now.
482
00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:44,006
Yeah, well...
483
00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:46,248
I stole the whole thing from Gap.
484
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,750
And here I was completely believing you
485
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,317
when you told me you didn't.
486
00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:51,320
Wow.
487
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:53,222
Well, thank you for
sharing that with me.
488
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:54,656
You are freak.
489
00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:57,092
But I support you. Come.
490
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,784
Oh, no, it's a naked hug.
491
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:01,429
Ha ha. Ah.
492
00:16:02,432 --> 00:16:04,733
Hey, what's up? You guys having
a little coffee? That's cool.
493
00:16:04,768 --> 00:16:05,734
- Yee's a fraud.
- What?
494
00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:07,069
Excuse me?
495
00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:09,127
Those nasty-ass bugs don't smell blood.
496
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,711
And they must not
smell bullcrap, either,
497
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,173
'cause he's spewing it everywhere.
498
00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:14,187
What are you saying out
of your weird face?
499
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,750
We put the flies near fresh blood,
500
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:18,183
and nothing happened.
They didn't react at all.
501
00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:21,250
Do you know how stupid
these accusations sound?
502
00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:23,074
- Diaz, you're fired.
- What?
503
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:27,162
Dr. Yee is one of the most respected
forensic experts in the country.
504
00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:29,114
For you two... let's not mince words...
505
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:33,021
common fools to suggest
that you found the flaw
506
00:16:33,057 --> 00:16:34,643
- in this brilliant man's...
- They're right.
507
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:35,678
- What?
- Huh?
508
00:16:35,714 --> 00:16:37,553
The flies don't sense blood.
509
00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:40,102
They're just regular flies.
510
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:41,470
But, Dr. Yee, you can't be a fraud.
511
00:16:41,505 --> 00:16:42,804
You gave a TED Talk.
512
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:45,730
I spent $6 million in federal
grant money on this experiment
513
00:16:45,766 --> 00:16:46,998
and I've gotten nowhere.
514
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,757
The closest I ever came
was when they all landed
515
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,033
on a Popsicle once.
516
00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:52,519
But in the apartment we saw
them react to a cotton swab
517
00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,402
- dipped in blood.
- It was melted Popsicle.
518
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:56,379
Jam works, too, but it's more expensive.
519
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,057
So, Sir, you were saying
something about us being
520
00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,293
common fools?
521
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:01,490
So who looks stupid now?
522
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,492
Uh, Terry, your left eyebrow is missing.
523
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,589
Oh, I must have rubbed it off.
524
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,590
There it is.
525
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:08,830
Who looks stupid now?
526
00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:12,835
Jake, hey, I got it, man.
527
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,703
Nice jeans, and the good thing is
528
00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:17,506
look... both legs, same length.
529
00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:18,635
Thank you very much.
530
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,341
And I see it's 100% denim-ish.
531
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:22,210
"Caution: Do not wear near
women who are pregnant
532
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:23,546
- or breast-feeding."
- This is true.
533
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:24,831
The nipple may fall off.
534
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:27,349
Hey, guys.
Gintars said to meet him here.
535
00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:28,567
I didn't realize you were coming.
536
00:17:28,603 --> 00:17:30,327
My man, I'ma wrestle you. Come here.
537
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:31,653
Charles, what are you doing here?
538
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:32,670
Why is Nikolaj here?
539
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:34,572
Oh, he's been so happy
since he met Gintars.
540
00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:35,816
I've been focusing on myself
541
00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:37,219
and not really thinking about Nikolaj.
542
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:38,243
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't realize how much
543
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,192
it meant to him to know
he hadn't been abandoned.
544
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:42,067
I'm okay with them having
a relationship.
545
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,766
Wow, that is so great of you, Charles,
546
00:17:43,802 --> 00:17:44,869
but I really wish you'd included me
547
00:17:44,905 --> 00:17:46,300
in your decision-making process.
548
00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,202
- Why?
- No reason.
549
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:48,315
I just maybe went in a different,
550
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:49,310
less-mature direction.
551
00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:51,887
Hey, maybe we should leave
this area, like, right now.
552
00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:53,216
Cop car. How's it going?
553
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:54,251
Hey, man.
554
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:55,531
Gintars Irbe, you're under arrest
555
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,828
for selling counterfeit goods.
556
00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:58,038
Jake! You set me up.
557
00:17:58,074 --> 00:17:59,681
Do you even have mutilated penis?
558
00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:03,351
No.
559
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:06,421
It's perfect.
560
00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:10,247
Okay.
561
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:11,700
So they're taking Gintars to the airport
562
00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:13,036
and they're not hurting him...
563
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:15,339
any more than they did when
he was resisting arrest.
564
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,334
Now they won't let him go
just because I asked them to
565
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:20,436
even though they arrested him
just because I asked them to.
566
00:18:20,471 --> 00:18:22,004
It's a crazy system.
I don't understand it.
567
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,118
But here's what I'm thinking:
568
00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:24,852
- I call the State Department...
- You've done enough, Jake.
569
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:25,892
That's nice of you to say, but...
570
00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:28,677
- My tone wasn't nice.
- But your tone is always nice with me.
571
00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:30,009
Wait a minute. Are you mad?
572
00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:32,450
Yes, because you butted into a
situation you shouldn't have.
573
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,892
You need to keep your butt
in your pants.
574
00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:35,366
My butt was only out because you said
575
00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,570
you wanted Gintars gone.
576
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:37,644
Well, thanks to your butt,
577
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,454
Nikolaj feels like he's been abandoned
578
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,431
all over again.
579
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,934
Okay, but my butt was
the one that got them together
580
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:42,738
in the first place.
581
00:18:42,774 --> 00:18:44,226
I don't feel like my butt
is getting credit for that.
582
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,207
Well, that's because your butt
was inappropriate then too.
583
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:47,794
Your butt should have never
been a part of this.
584
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,276
So now I gotta go clean
up the big nasty mess
585
00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:51,354
that your butt made.
586
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,810
But my butt no but...
587
00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:54,079
My butt no but!
588
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:55,537
Diaz, Jeffords,
589
00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:58,037
Santiago would like to apologize
to you for her behavior.
590
00:18:58,073 --> 00:18:59,575
I thought we were both apologizing.
591
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,670
No, I misunderstood.
592
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,952
What would I be apologizing for?
593
00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:03,962
- The same thing as me?
- Really?
594
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,948
You guys maybe want to have
this conversation on your own?
595
00:19:06,107 --> 00:19:07,106
Yes.
596
00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:08,787
- _
- Okay, we have come to a decision
597
00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:11,420
that we would both like to apologize.
598
00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:14,256
We should have trusted
your instincts over Dr. Yee
599
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,524
and his flies.
600
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:16,459
And?
601
00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:19,189
And we shouldn't have been so insulting.
602
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,229
And?
603
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:21,697
I'm not gonna apologize for your face.
604
00:19:21,732 --> 00:19:23,576
That mess is clearly on you.
605
00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:25,185
- Fair enough.
- I'll ask Commissioner Kelly
606
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,269
to approve your initial request
for an FBI lab team.
607
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:28,938
That won't be necessary.
I solved the case.
608
00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:30,581
And the flies actually came in handy.
609
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:33,136
These have been genetically engineered
610
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,277
to detect blood, and
there's a whole swarm of them
611
00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,756
at your apartment right now
with Dr. Ronald Yee.
612
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:39,782
The flies don't lie.
613
00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:41,617
- He confessed immediately.
- How about that.
614
00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:44,453
Dr. Yee and his flies
saved the day after all.
615
00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:45,615
No, I did.
616
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,539
Should we call Yee and
tell him the good news?
617
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,463
It would probably make
him feel so much better.
618
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:51,880
- What is going on?
- He did seem so sad.
619
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:54,453
- So sad.
- He should be sad. He's a fraud.
620
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:55,570
Shh. It's ringing.
621
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,467
Hey.
622
00:19:58,502 --> 00:19:59,568
Hey.
623
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:01,550
Did you make it to the airport
in time to see Gintars?
624
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:04,075
Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him
stay in the country.
625
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,408
At least Nikolaj got
to spend a few hours
626
00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:08,310
with his birth father at a Chili's Too.
627
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,246
Chili's As Well.
628
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,649
Listen, I feel bad, and I
wanted to do something
629
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:16,561
but I know you didn't want my help,
so long story short,
630
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:18,706
I made us these hats.
631
00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:21,955
I obviously love them.
632
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,524
They don't change how I'm feeling.
633
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,561
Okay.
634
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,596
Well, I'm sorry that I messed things up.
635
00:20:27,808 --> 00:20:30,766
But I was just trying
to be a good friend.
636
00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:33,410
I know, but that doesn't
always mean fixing my life.
637
00:20:33,446 --> 00:20:35,638
You shouldn't have done
anything without asking me.
638
00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:38,212
Sometimes I just want you to listen.
639
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,429
Right.
640
00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:40,721
I hear that.
641
00:20:40,757 --> 00:20:44,580
It's just... adoption is complicated.
642
00:20:44,615 --> 00:20:46,354
No matter how much I want to be,
643
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,067
I'm not Nikolaj's real father.
644
00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:50,129
Come on, Charles. Of course you are.
645
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,999
Well, that'll be up to him.
646
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:54,814
And he may even change his mind
about it throughout his life.
647
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,248
I mean, all I can do
is make him feel safe
648
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,930
and give him as much love as I can.
649
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:03,662
Well, I think Nikolaj is
very lucky to have you.
650
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,803
Nikolaj.
651
00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:10,135
Okay. Let's take these hats
out for a spin.
652
00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:11,137
I've waited long enough.
653
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,306
Here you go. Best Bud #1.
654
00:21:12,342 --> 00:21:13,672
You'd rather be Best Bud #2?
655
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,055
I just want you to listen a little more.
656
00:21:15,091 --> 00:21:16,342
I don't wanna change our whole dynamic.
657
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,326
Okay, good, 'cause I really
wanted to be Best Bud #1.
658
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,971
- I know you did.
- Clink!
659
00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:22,250
- Oh, they're way too small.
- Ooh, they're tight.
660
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:23,235
- They're way too small.
- Hurt.
661
00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:24,076
They don't fit.
662
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:28,555
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