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Bottles.
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Boyle. Bullpen.
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- What are you...
- Buh-buh-buh.
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Bottles, Boyle, bullpen.
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Bowling.
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Behold, Brooklyn buddies,
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Boyle bullpen bottle bowling.
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- Beautiful.
- Be brave, bro.
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Bowl!
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- Bam!
- Bull's-eye!
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Booyah!
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Babushka!
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Babushka!
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Jakey, I've got a hot case for you.
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Ooh, hit me.
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Okay, Susan Buckley was reported missing
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by her psychiatrist, Dr. William Tate.
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He thinks that her husband James
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may have had a mental break
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and done something terrible to her.
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Ooh, that is a hot case.
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Missing woman, psycho husband,
creepy shrink.
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Dr. Tate was actually quite a nice man.
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Yeah, but you know, he's a psychiatrist,
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so he's automatically a creep.
I've seen movies.
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They all turn into super sophisticated,
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Chianti-loving cannibals.
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Wait, have you never been to therapy?
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- No. Don't need it.
- Not even after the time
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- your wife shot you?
- Nope.
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What about when you
were held at gunpoint
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and had to write your own suicide note?
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Oh, that was crazy. I forgot about that.
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Or when you were falsely
accused of bank robbery
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- and went to prison?
- Was that a big deal?
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You joined a gang and tried meth!
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I didn't want to be anyone's bitch.
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Look, it sounds like
these things affected you
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more than they affected me.
Maybe you should go to therapy.
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I do. Terry needs a safe space
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to process his emotions.
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I go twice a week.
Couples counseling with my dad,
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and then a solo sesh with Dr. Tyler.
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Okay, unlike Kooky Charles
and Tearful Terry,
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I am healthy and don't need therapy.
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I hear that.
I don't go to therapy either.
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Jake and I are like
two penises in a pod.
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Damn it, Hitchcock,
we talked about this.
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It never helps when you back me up.
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Let's just go, Charles.
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Come in, Diaz.
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- How'd you know it was me?
- The restrained knock.
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Everyone else in this office
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plays my door like it's a marimba.
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The other day,
Jeffords gave it three taps
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- and two raps.
- Was he drunk?
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- One can only assume.
- Mm.
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Anyway, I wanted to invite
you and Jocelyn
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to dinner at my house this weekend.
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Kevin will be making his famous rice.
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Thank you for the invite,
but I'm not really
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having people meet Jocelyn yet.
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I'm still feeling things out with her.
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But Boyle says you brought
Jocelyn to Shaw's last week.
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That was unplanned.
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Sure, but now that the squad has
all met her, surely you can't object
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to her having some rice
with Kevin and me?
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Okay, it's just that
you can be a bit... judgmental.
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What a stupid thing to say.
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Name one time
when I have been judgmental.
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- Okay.
- What a stupid thing to say.
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Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
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Sir, Jocelyn is not like us.
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- She has feelings.
- Huh.
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Are you positive
this is the woman for you?
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That is exactly the type of thing
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I don't want you to say in front of her.
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Sorry. It's not gonna happen.
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Kevin, they're not coming.
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Yes, I know you've already
started soaking the rice.
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Couldn't we just eat it ourselves?
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I understand you purchased
four portions of rice.
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Yes, that's a great idea.
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We'll eat the extra rice for breakfast.
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I love you, as well.
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Hey, Sarge, a package was delivered
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to my desk downstairs,
addressed to the 99th Precinct,
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attention: Sergeant,
but it's not for me.
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It's a book.
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Sounds like something you'd order.
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"How to Please Your Wife:
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100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life
from Blah to Ahhhh."
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Yeah. That's not mine.
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It also shipped with two
gallons of protein powder.
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Well, I get my protein from real food.
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22 meals a day, 1 every 40 minutes.
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It's not a big deal, okay?
Just take the book.
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I promise I won't tell anyone.
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Hey, Sarge,
I heard you need some sex tips.
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Except for the people I already told.
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Here's the big one:
just lie flat on your back.
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- Women love to do all the work.
- Ugh.
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That's very incorrect,
and I don't need sex tips!
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Okay, we'll just leave the book here,
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and whoever did order it can
take it when nobody's looking.
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It's not mine!
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Terry doesn't order books online.
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He supports local bookstores.
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They're dying, Amy!
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Oh, that guy looks like
he's wearing a skin mask
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over his own face,
so I'm guessing it's Dr. Tate.
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He has a normal man's face, Jake.
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Yes, he does have a normal man's face,
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stretched out over his own face,
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because he is a Hannibal.
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Hi there. Dr. Tate, I presume.
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Yes. Hi, nice to meet you.
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Uh, which one of you is in charge?
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- Let the mind games begin.
- Excuse me?
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Sorry, I am Detective Peralta.
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This is Detective Boyle. He's in charge.
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Dr. Tate, have you heard
anything from Mrs. Buckley?
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No, I haven't, and I'm quite worried.
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I received a frantic,
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disturbing call from James yesterday.
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He was afraid
he'd done something horrible.
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I asked him where he was,
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and he said he was in the park
near the Zen garden.
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I suspected he was just
experiencing delusions,
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but when they didn't show up
for therapy today,
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I became very concerned.
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So you think he killed her
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and dumped her body in the park?
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Sounds like couples counseling
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is going really great for them.
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Sorry, my partner
doesn't believe in therapy.
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Oh, that's fine.
It's hard for some people.
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Title of your sex tape.
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Are you normally so cavalier
around murder investigations?
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Yes, we see a lot of darkness
in our line of work,
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and humor is one
of our coping mechanisms.
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It's self-preservation
through disassociation.
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What the [bleep]?
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It's something I've been
working on with my therapist.
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Well, I act like this
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because I'm cool and fun and
people like being around me.
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I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to trigger you.
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Okay, Doc, you're not in your office.
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You don't have to use words
like "triggered" or "in denial."
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I didn't say "in denial."
Are you in denial?
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No, I am not,
and before you say anything,
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I don't want to sleep
with my mom either.
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Now, why would you
bring that up unprompted?
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What? You prompted it.
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Jake, there's a body over here.
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Oh, thank God.
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I mean, "Oh, no, death."
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I mean... I don't want to sleep
with my mom, okay?
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I know this is the wrong
takeaway from this case board,
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but I really love the
new yarn you're using.
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- There are sparkles in it.
- I noticed.
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Okay, so let's go over what we got.
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No witnesses, no weapon.
Bruising indicates a struggle.
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No conclusive DNA found at the scene
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other than from the three of us
who found the body.
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And our chief suspect,
James Buckley, has disappeared.
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But he has no motive,
no criminal record,
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and according
to his credit card statement,
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had just purchased two sombreros.
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Kind of weird to give someone a sombrero
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when you're about to murder them.
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Well, both sombreros
could have been for him.
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It's always good
to have a backup sombrero.
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Please stop pronouncing it like that.
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What, pronouncing sombreros
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- like sombrero?
- Yes.
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Fine, if you want me
to pronounce it the wrong way.
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Look, I think James is a good suspect.
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We have Dr. Tate's notebooks,
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and they specifically mention
that he's been having
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violent fantasies
for the last few months.
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And you want us to just
blindly trust Dr. Tate?
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He's a creepy therapist. They all are.
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What kind of profession
requires a couch?
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Lots of them. My cousin Pam has a couch
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in his bird store.
Would you call that creepy?
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Yes! Decidedly so.
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You always get upset
when I bring up Pam.
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Whatever. Can we please just
go check out James's apartment?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hello, gentlemen. How is your day going?
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Great. I just woke up
from my morning nap.
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I mean, my... morning nap.
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It's fine.
It's good to be rested at work.
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Okay. Are you trying to prove
that you can be nonjudgmental?
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Rosa, I didn't see you there.
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I was just having a friendly
chat with my employees.
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So, uh, boys, tell me, what are
you doing this weekend?
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Well, we're going to a sauce
launch party at Wing Slutz.
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Sounds like a neat cultural event.
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They're introducing
a new dairy-based sauce
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called Cream Dream.
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Mmm.
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And everyone who comes
gets a free bucket.
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You want to know what that's called?
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- Of course I do.
- No, you don't.
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None of us do. You proved your point.
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If you want to meet Jocelyn
so bad, you can.
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You win.
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Okay, well, that's Friday night.
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Now, every Saturday morning,
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we go to the public baths.
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I get it. You lead colorful lives.
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Let's end this, shall we?
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Okay, so the neighbors say
they haven't seen or heard
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any activity in
the Buckleys' apartment, and...
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What is he doing here?
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If we find James and he's unstable,
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Dr. Tate could talk him down.
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- Hello, Peralta.
- Plus, on the ride over,
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- he gave me a quickie.
- A what?
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A quick therapy session.
We talked about so much.
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Did you know that I have a tendency
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- to be unconsciously sexual?
- Yes.
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It's a real tough nut to bust.
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Oh, you're doing it again.
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Oh, okay, I think I hear it.
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- You think you hear it?
- Mm-hmm.
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Whatever, let's just do this, okay?
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NYPD, open up.
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That's weird.
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- The door's unlocked.
- That's too bad.
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I love watching you pound one out.
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- Charles.
- What? That was sexual?
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- Which part?
- All of the parts!
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All right, you stay here.
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Charles, we're going in.
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- Bedroom's clear.
- The kitchen's clear.
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Did you see anything suspicious?
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Nothing, except for these
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laughing Jesus paintings everywhere.
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- Why is he in front of a tepee?
- I don't know.
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The one in the kitchen has him
at the last supper,
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but all the apostles
are McDonald's characters.
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- Which one's Judas?
- The Hamburglar.
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Knew it as soon as I asked.
You check the bathroom?
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- No, where is it?
- It's right over there.
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- Clear.
- Cool.
251
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Well, Dr. Tate,
252
00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:42,448
we will meet you back at the car.
253
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We just want to check some
things out for one more minute.
254
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- Did you notice that?
- The painting in the bathroom
255
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of Jesus standing over a vent
256
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with his robe blowing up
like Marilyn Monroe?
257
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No. Dr. Tate is the killer.
258
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- Hey, Santiago.
- Hey.
259
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Can you help me put up
these flyers around the office?
260
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Mm-hmm.
261
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"Lost sex book. Delivered by accident
262
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to Sergeant Jeffords,
who doesn't need it."
263
00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:02,584
Terry, come on.
264
00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,120
Nobody cares about your sex life.
265
00:09:04,156 --> 00:09:05,289
Just take the book home.
266
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Take someone else's book home?
267
00:09:10,006 --> 00:09:12,006
That's stealing and mail fraud.
268
00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,111
I can't believe
you would even suggest that.
269
00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:15,414
Look, I think it's so great
270
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that you've been married so long
271
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and want to keep it fresh.
272
00:09:18,347 --> 00:09:21,048
I hope Jake does that for me if
our sex life ever takes a dip.
273
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,883
Dip? Oh, there is no dip.
274
00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:25,119
- Just ask Sharon.
- Oh, no, please.
275
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I don't want to do that.
That's not necessary.
276
00:09:26,989 --> 00:09:28,944
- It's okay. I believe you.
- Hey, hon.
277
00:09:29,492 --> 00:09:32,310
Yeah, could you tell Amy
how good I am in bed?
278
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Because I'm a sex machine who...
279
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,500
Oh, on speaker?
280
00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:39,285
Oh, hey, girls. How was school?
281
00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:41,168
Why do you think
Dr. Tate's the murderer?
282
00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,536
He already knew where the bathroom was.
283
00:09:42,571 --> 00:09:44,038
He's clearly been here before.
284
00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:46,374
Well, he probably just
guessed, because it's obvious.
285
00:09:46,409 --> 00:09:47,475
This is New York.
286
00:09:47,694 --> 00:09:48,994
It's never obvious
where the bathroom is.
287
00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,530
I once had an apartment where the toilet
288
00:09:50,566 --> 00:09:52,013
was literally in the refrigerator.
289
00:09:52,048 --> 00:09:54,048
I bet he was sleeping with Susan.
290
00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,883
Therapists are always having
affairs with their patients.
291
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,351
- That's not true.
- Oh, really?
292
00:09:57,386 --> 00:09:59,053
Tell that to the ten minutes
of "Bikini Shrink"
293
00:09:59,088 --> 00:10:01,155
I watched on Cinemax when I was 13.
294
00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,857
Dr. Juggs was insatiable.
295
00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:04,892
James was ill. We have months of notes
296
00:10:04,927 --> 00:10:06,360
saying he was increasingly unstable.
297
00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:08,262
First of all, people with mental illness
298
00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:10,064
are much more likely to be the
victims than the perpetrators.
299
00:10:10,099 --> 00:10:11,866
I heard that on NPR
when I was in the room
300
00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:13,367
- while Amy was listening to NPR.
- Ah.
301
00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:16,037
And second, I bet
Dr. Tate's notes are fake.
302
00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:17,658
I mean, you know what
was in Dr. Juggs's notes?
303
00:10:17,694 --> 00:10:19,106
- What?
- Stick figures doing it.
304
00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:21,117
- What does that prove?
- I don't know, but it was hot.
305
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,711
All I'm saying is, something
feels suspicious to me here.
306
00:10:23,746 --> 00:10:25,179
Maybe we should go to Dr. Tate's office
307
00:10:25,214 --> 00:10:26,681
and see if we can find
the missing notebooks.
308
00:10:26,716 --> 00:10:27,848
Wait, you're basing this all on the fact
309
00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:29,550
that he knew where a bathroom was?
310
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,752
And his DNA was at the scene
where we discovered the body.
311
00:10:31,787 --> 00:10:33,120
I bet that's why
312
00:10:33,155 --> 00:10:34,855
he insisted on coming
with us to the park.
313
00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:36,557
You've been weird
about Dr. Tate from the start.
314
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,725
To me, the evidence suggests
315
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,260
that James killed his wife and fled.
316
00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:41,503
It's my case, and that's
the lead we're following.
317
00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:43,464
Okay.
318
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,899
You're right. I'm sorry.
319
00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:46,634
I was being unfair. It's your case.
320
00:10:46,669 --> 00:10:47,902
You call in an APB,
321
00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:49,203
and I will meet you back
at the precinct.
322
00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:50,645
I'm just gonna swing by the bank.
323
00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:52,073
You're not gonna go to Dr. Tate's office
324
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:53,240
and search it behind my back, are you?
325
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,075
What? Charles, no.
326
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,646
I wouldn't do that. You can trust me.
327
00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,542
- Okay, I trust you.
- Good. You should.
328
00:10:57,578 --> 00:10:58,938
- Well, I do.
- Great, because you can.
329
00:10:58,974 --> 00:11:00,114
- I feel good about it.
- Good, you should.
330
00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:01,482
I think it's the right choice.
331
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,070
You're making the right call
by trusting me.
332
00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:04,352
Not.
333
00:11:04,552 --> 00:11:06,085
"Wayne's World." Sweet.
334
00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:13,489
All right, think.
335
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,368
Where would I hide the real notebook
336
00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:16,937
if I was a creepy therapist?
337
00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:18,958
In my butt.
338
00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:20,652
Focus, Jake.
339
00:11:20,687 --> 00:11:22,236
Now is not the time for being hilarious.
340
00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:31,495
What have we here?
341
00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:34,265
James and Susan Buckley.
342
00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:40,805
So your day's been going well?
343
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,640
- It has, it has.
- They're blocking my way out.
344
00:11:42,675 --> 00:11:44,409
A cancellation, and so I was able
345
00:11:44,444 --> 00:11:46,244
to get more work done.
346
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:47,679
Yeah. Well, that's always nice.
347
00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:49,247
Same thing happened to me yesterday.
348
00:11:49,282 --> 00:11:51,949
- Is that right?
- Yeah, two cancellations.
349
00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:54,686
You know? At least it wasn't three.
350
00:11:54,721 --> 00:11:56,254
Have a good afternoon.
351
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:57,255
- You too.
- Okay.
352
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,790
See you in the morning.
353
00:11:58,825 --> 00:12:00,695
Oh, um, can I help you?
354
00:12:00,731 --> 00:12:01,731
Yes.
355
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,921
I am...
356
00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:06,264
your new patient.
357
00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:07,612
- Garrett?
- Garrett...
358
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,300
is my name, yes.
359
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:10,835
You're an hour and a half early.
360
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:13,638
I know. I have problems
with time management.
361
00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:15,340
That's the issue I want to talk about.
362
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,108
On the phone,
you said you were concerned
363
00:12:17,143 --> 00:12:18,710
you might have
multiple personality disorder.
364
00:12:18,745 --> 00:12:20,197
Yep, that too.
365
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,713
Got buttloads of peeps
living in my brain,
366
00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:23,214
no doubt, no doubt, no doubt,
no doubt, no doubt.
367
00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:24,189
We should talk about it.
368
00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:27,052
I can't believe it's taken
so long for us to meet.
369
00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:28,354
You're so nice.
370
00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,690
Oh, I don't know about that, Jocelyn.
371
00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:31,026
I'm just being myself.
372
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,595
Well, you're very sweet
373
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,291
about the cosmetology thing.
374
00:12:34,327 --> 00:12:36,227
A lot of people are dismissive
of hairstylists.
375
00:12:36,262 --> 00:12:37,662
It makes no sense.
376
00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:39,630
If we didn't have hairstylists
to cut our hair,
377
00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:41,299
our hair would be far too long.
378
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,334
Wow, great compliment.
379
00:12:43,369 --> 00:12:44,702
Hey, you're the girl
380
00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,337
from the diarrhea commercial,
aren't you?
381
00:12:46,372 --> 00:12:47,705
You get diarrhea on the plane.
382
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,240
- That's not true.
- Yeah, move along.
383
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,008
I don't get diarrhea on the plane.
384
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:52,678
I get diarrhea in the airport.
385
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:55,989
What's going on?
386
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,349
Are you... an actor?
387
00:12:59,385 --> 00:13:01,686
Well, you don't have to
sound so grossed out.
388
00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:04,021
I can see why you didn't want
him meeting Jocelyn.
389
00:13:04,056 --> 00:13:05,823
- Excuse me?
- This isn't Jocelyn.
390
00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:07,492
It's Sheena. She's an actress.
391
00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:09,753
Yeah, I was in an episode of "SVU."
392
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,429
I say, "We want answers."
393
00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:12,797
The director tried to replace me,
394
00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:15,099
but Mariska said
it would take too much time,
395
00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:17,668
and then they all agreed
I'd probably cut together fine.
396
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:20,705
Look, Diaz, I've obviously
misread our relationship.
397
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,607
You didn't want me to meet
the real Jocelyn
398
00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:26,043
because we're not as close
as I thought we were, so...
399
00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:28,144
message received.
400
00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:33,298
Hey, so you don't by any chance
401
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,534
need any molly, do you?
402
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,437
- I'm a cop.
- And scene.
403
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:39,312
Now I'm out of character,
and I don't sell any drugs.
404
00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:40,347
I am leaving.
405
00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:41,659
So, Garrett,
406
00:13:41,694 --> 00:13:43,060
where would you like to begin?
407
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:45,363
You know what,
can we crack the door a little?
408
00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:46,998
I get very claustrophobic,
409
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,734
probably from all the different
people living in my head.
410
00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:51,636
We usually keep it closed for privacy,
411
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:53,383
but whatever makes you comfortable.
412
00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:54,391
Thank you.
413
00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,309
Damn it, he's still here.
414
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,562
- Excuse me?
- Hmm?
415
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:03,136
Uh, I was just talking
to another one of the voices.
416
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,605
- Is it Tatiana?
- Who now?
417
00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,108
The mischievous
seven-year-old British girl
418
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:07,444
you told me about on the phone?
419
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,612
May I speak with her?
420
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,425
Uh...
421
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:13,802
Yes?
422
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:15,970
Hello, Doctor.
423
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,496
I'm from Wussex.
424
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:19,997
Is that an actual place in England?
425
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,198
How should I know?
426
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,601
I'm just a little girl, I am, I am.
427
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,670
Well, it's nice to speak
with you, Tatiana.
428
00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:28,339
Can I say hello to Brian,
429
00:14:28,374 --> 00:14:30,478
the bookkeeper from Central London?
430
00:14:31,711 --> 00:14:33,077
Cheers, I'm Brian.
431
00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:36,013
I like bookkeeping
right in the middle of London.
432
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:40,017
Did I tell you a full list
of my many personalities
433
00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:41,518
when I called you
on the ol' telly, innit?
434
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:42,553
Yes, you did.
435
00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:44,862
And are any of 'em, hopefully,
436
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:46,691
not from England?
437
00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:47,692
There's Geoffrey.
438
00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:49,293
You said he's Australian.
439
00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:52,022
Aww, crikey.
440
00:14:52,598 --> 00:14:54,531
Hey, Sarge. I saw the flyers.
441
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,934
You really put a lot of them up, huh?
442
00:14:56,969 --> 00:14:58,603
I just want to make extra sure
443
00:14:58,638 --> 00:15:00,071
we find the real book-buyer.
444
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:03,040
Do you think it's this
kind of overcompensation
445
00:15:03,075 --> 00:15:05,710
that's been making things
difficult in the bedroom?
446
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:07,588
Oh, I don't compensate.
447
00:15:07,847 --> 00:15:09,675
I procreate. Three kids.
448
00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:11,882
Okay. Weird brag.
449
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,251
Look, just take the book. Nobody cares.
450
00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:17,488
Hey, I just saw this.
I think you have my book.
451
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:19,291
Oh, really?
452
00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:21,759
Told ya!
453
00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:23,427
But you're not even married, Scully.
454
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:25,062
I'm in a committed relationship,
455
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,964
and Cindy Shatz
says I'm a selfish lover.
456
00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:28,799
All right, well, what
about the protein powder?
457
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,001
I'm trying to get ripped.
458
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,235
I drink, like, six shakes a day,
459
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,470
but nothing's happening.
460
00:15:32,505 --> 00:15:33,738
- Do you also exercise?
- What?
461
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:34,905
You're supposed to exercise?
462
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,407
You know what, keep the powder.
463
00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:37,908
I'll drink normal milkshakes.
464
00:15:37,943 --> 00:15:40,511
And you thought that was my book.
465
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:42,409
Shame on you, Amy.
466
00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:43,667
Shame on you.
467
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,621
You got the book?
468
00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,156
You should know,
things are good with Sharon.
469
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:54,425
I just want to make sure we're
as happy in our relationship
470
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,760
- as we can be.
- That's nice, Sarge.
471
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:56,961
Sorry you had to embarrass yourself.
472
00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,095
Not a big deal.
473
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:00,077
I guess I just don't care
what other people think of me.
474
00:16:00,113 --> 00:16:01,632
That's actually pretty inspiring.
475
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:02,867
I wish I was more like that.
476
00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:04,233
Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me...
477
00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,837
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
478
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:08,207
You're not gonna wait for me to leave?
479
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:11,074
Like I said, I just don't care.
480
00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:15,111
Well, Garrett, our time is up.
481
00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:16,447
Shall we pick up here next week?
482
00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,783
No, I can't go.
483
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:22,687
There's still someone
left inside that wants to talk.
484
00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:23,888
Do you mean Satchel,
485
00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:26,357
the "gentle African-American man
486
00:16:26,392 --> 00:16:27,957
who was born in 1908"?
487
00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:30,895
Oh, no, you know what?
488
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,496
Satchel probably shouldn't
come out right now.
489
00:16:32,531 --> 00:16:33,631
Or ever, for that matter.
490
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,332
Garrett, I can only help you
491
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,622
if you open up.
492
00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,238
And then Dufresne
493
00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:45,297
escaped through the tunnels
of Shawshank Prison.
494
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:47,878
He was my friend.
495
00:16:47,913 --> 00:16:49,779
Are you just doing Morgan Freeman?
496
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:51,515
Ah, yes!
497
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,817
You calling me on it
498
00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:54,085
just gave me a major breakthrough.
499
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,197
I'm cured! Anyway, deuces, Doc!
500
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:05,062
I've got you now, you son of a bitch.
501
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,731
Hello, Peralta.
502
00:17:06,766 --> 00:17:09,333
You really thought you could
sneak around my office
503
00:17:09,368 --> 00:17:10,668
without me noticing, huh?
504
00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:11,769
How'd you know I was in there?
505
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,671
Your shampoo left an odor.
506
00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,039
I could smell you.
507
00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:18,240
I knew it! You're a Hannibal.
508
00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,642
Pull over right here. Cut the engine.
509
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,668
Why are you doing this?
510
00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:27,204
Because you found my notebooks,
511
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,606
and I assume you've deduced
what I did to Susan and James.
512
00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,342
- You killed James too?
- Oops.
513
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,011
I guess you only deduced the Susan part.
514
00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:35,278
But it doesn't matter.
515
00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:37,383
You never would have thought
that James was a suspect.
516
00:17:37,419 --> 00:17:39,753
He was such a kind and gentle man.
517
00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:41,322
So why did you kill them?
518
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:42,858
Well, because
they were gonna tell people
519
00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:45,528
about my affair with Susan
and ruin my career.
520
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,264
- I knew it.
- I had to do it
521
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,667
for the sake of my other patients.
522
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,369
You know, there are a lot of people
523
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:51,905
who depend on me for their well-being.
524
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:53,942
Yeah, except for the ones
that you murder.
525
00:17:53,978 --> 00:17:56,445
- That's only happened twice.
- It's happened before?
526
00:17:56,481 --> 00:17:58,381
The Rothmans. Nobody misses them.
527
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,351
You really are a terrible therapist.
528
00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:02,921
Oh, wow, strong words for someone
529
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,125
who is clearly scared
to talk about his own issues.
530
00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:07,927
I'm not scared, okay?
531
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,397
For example, I had an issue
532
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,133
with texting while driving,
but I fixed it.
533
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:13,271
Now I just don't look
at my phone while I type.
534
00:18:13,307 --> 00:18:14,273
Case in point.
535
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,441
Just know that you died
536
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,969
without saying anything real.
537
00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,394
Okay, okay, okay! Stop.
538
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:19,911
Fine, you want something real?
539
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,680
I tried therapy.
It only made things worse.
540
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:23,216
Uh-huh. Go on.
541
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,987
When I was a kid,
I was acting out at school,
542
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,323
so they made me and my parents
do family counseling,
543
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,426
but instead of helping me
with my problems,
544
00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:31,695
the stupid therapist just brought up
545
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:32,998
all my parents' issues.
546
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,667
And once it was all out in the open,
547
00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:36,269
they fought all the time
and eventually got divorced,
548
00:18:36,305 --> 00:18:39,774
and everything good in my life
just... went away.
549
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,443
Interesting. So you actually
550
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:43,913
blame yourself
for your parents' divorce?
551
00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:45,750
No, I blame the therapy,
552
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,519
which we only had to do because I...
553
00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:48,788
oh, my God.
554
00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:50,228
I do blame myself.
555
00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:52,876
Oh, here come the waterworks.
556
00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:59,312
Excuse me, do you have
a less crinkly dollar
557
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,181
- I could trade you for?
- Of course I do.
558
00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:03,076
None of my dollars has a single crinkle.
559
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,012
When they do, I steam them.
560
00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:07,883
Oh. Wow, that is crisp.
561
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:10,053
Can't wait to get this baby
home and flatten it out.
562
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,758
- Almonds, nice choice.
- Oh, thanks.
563
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,093
They're, uh... they're not for me.
564
00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:16,330
They're for my girlfriend,
Detective Diaz.
565
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:19,033
Oh, you must be Jocelyn.
566
00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,536
What? No, I'm Denise.
567
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:22,972
Who's Jocelyn? Is Rosa cheating on me?
568
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:24,942
Oh, my...
569
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,327
No, that was a joke.
570
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:27,898
I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny.
571
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,234
I am Jocelyn.
572
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:32,235
Oh, that was actually very funny.
573
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,501
I didn't know what was happening,
574
00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:34,803
and then I thought
I knew what was happening,
575
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,339
but what I thought I knew was happening
576
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,518
wasn't what was happening.
577
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:39,605
That's very good.
578
00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:40,907
- You must be Captain Holt.
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:42,278
- Hey.
- Hey.
580
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,341
Uh, can you give us a second, babe?
581
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:44,677
Yeah, I'll wait out there.
582
00:19:44,713 --> 00:19:46,046
Pleasure to meet you, Captain.
583
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,220
So this is Jocelyn?
584
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,923
I'm glad you got to meet her.
For the record,
585
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,726
I wasn't keeping her from you
because I was afraid
586
00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:55,128
you were gonna hurt
her feelings by being judgy.
587
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,745
I think it's hilarious
when you're judgy.
588
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,856
It's because I was afraid
you weren't gonna like her.
589
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,645
You and I are close, and I...
590
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,899
I value your opinion.
591
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,001
Well, she seems great,
592
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,404
in our limited interaction.
593
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,673
Maybe you could get to know her better
594
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,609
over Kevin's rice this weekend?
595
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:09,788
That would be great.
596
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,701
You might want to save your girlfriend.
597
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:12,818
She's talking to Hitchcock.
598
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,254
Damn it, Hitchcock!
599
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,112
So I joke about my father so much
600
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,850
to avoid processing
all the pain he's caused me.
601
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,587
Yes. You are doing such great work here.
602
00:20:21,623 --> 00:20:23,189
- I'm really feeling it.
- Yeah.
603
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:26,927
Now, I'm sorry, but our session
is coming to a close.
604
00:20:26,963 --> 00:20:29,197
I guess I'll have to bill your widow.
605
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,867
Wow, that is cold-blooded,
606
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:33,089
but I got to hand it to you,
it's a pretty dope kill line.
607
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,926
Unfortunately, no one
will be billed, though.
608
00:20:34,962 --> 00:20:36,034
Isn't that right, Charles?
609
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:38,004
- Hi, Dr. Tate!
- What? How did he...
610
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,951
Told you I could text
without looking at my phone.
611
00:20:40,882 --> 00:20:41,948
Let's go.
612
00:20:41,984 --> 00:20:43,884
Oh, man, I am so glad
613
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,474
you got my message with the location.
614
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,810
Pretty impressive, right?
615
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,146
Well, actually, you just texted
616
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:49,848
a bunch of crazy, weird, random letters.
617
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,351
It made me concerned,
so I tracked your phone.
618
00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:53,320
Well, still pretty good.
I found you in my contacts.
619
00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:54,719
It went to Amy. She forwarded it to me.
620
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,188
It worked. Let's stop talking about it.
621
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,373
Listen, I'm sorry.
622
00:20:57,409 --> 00:20:58,811
I guess you were right
about the therapist.
623
00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:00,948
Yeah, well, that's nice
of you to say, Charles,
624
00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:04,118
but actually,
when I was stalling Dr. Tate,
625
00:21:04,154 --> 00:21:06,288
I started talking
about my parents' divorce,
626
00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:08,525
and it felt really good.
627
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,161
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but...
628
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,018
I think I'm gonna make
an appointment with a shrink.
629
00:21:12,054 --> 00:21:13,967
Jake, that is so great.
630
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:16,042
And I know a guy who's really good.
631
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:18,212
You will love having him inside of you.
632
00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,181
Okay.
633
00:21:19,706 --> 00:21:22,074
What? Oh, come on, mister. Grow up.
634
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,145
Get your mind
out of the gutter, ya perv!
635
00:21:24,428 --> 00:21:28,428
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