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Hey, what's up?
I came as fast as I could.
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Title of your sex tape. Nailed it.
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So have you ever heard of a guy
named Bruno Rojas?
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Yeah, big guy
in the Colombian cartel, right?
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He was, until he got shot
in the chest yesterday
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by his top lieutenant.
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Apparently, the bullet went
straight through his nipple.
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Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye.
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Oh, my God, I love the way
your brain works.
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Anyway, he's in a coma now,
and Captain Holt thinks
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if I'm here when he wakes up,
I can get him to talk.
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- So what'd you call me for?
- Because I need a partner.
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- What about them?
- Oh, we're not here for work.
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I brought Scully in because
he needs some medical tests.
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Yeah, I'm here all the time.
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I'm kind of the mayor of this place.
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Cheryl, baby,
you got a fresh bag for me?
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Saving you the biggest one, Scully.
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You're too good to me.
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Anyway, I'll see you guys around.
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Dan, Dan, the enema man.
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Well, guess it's kind of nice
to see Scully in his element.
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Whoo!
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Jake, I can't stay here with you.
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I have so much on my plate at work.
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Yeah, so do I.
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I mean, I've been pulling
double shifts nonstop,
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but we haven't really gotten
to hang out in almost a month.
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Our anniversary is coming up,
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and we don't even have anything planned.
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I know, but we talked about this.
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We're gonna take a trip
as soon as we have time.
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- I promise.
- Just like you promised
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we would see the "Bumblebee" movie?
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I didn't promise that.
I believe what I said was,
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"Isn't that a kids' movie?"
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Yeah, and I believe what I said was,
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"It's for teens."
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Look, I get that you can't
take any time off from work,
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but this is a loophole. It's still work.
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You know, we can hang out here
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and chat and catch up and laugh,
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and technically,
we'll be doing our jobs.
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I call it a "casecation."
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♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪
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Ooh.
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♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪
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Babe, this is so sweet,
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but do you honestly think
that Holt's gonna let me
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just hang out here
with you indefinitely?
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Yes. Just tell him I need supervision.
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I've spent the last six years
building up a reputation
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as an irresponsible goof
for this very moment.
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That is ridiculous. Holt respects you.
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Does he, though?
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Hello, you've reached
the office of Raymond Holt.
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I can come to the phone right now.
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Hey, sir, I'm just here
at the hospital with Jake,
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and I think he could use some...
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Oversight? Agreed.
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- So?
- ♪ Casecation ♪
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♪ All I ever wanted ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Prepare to be romanced.
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Voilà.
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Bienvenue à Paris.
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Bonjour, madame. Fromage?
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Don't worry, Charles is leaving
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- in a second.
- I am?
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Yeah, you were just helping me set up.
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Fine. Enjoy your weird anniversary
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with just the couple, you selfish jerks.
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Thank you for your help!
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- So what do you think?
- I love it.
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- It's really romantic.
- Aww.
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I mean, except for the comatose body
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in the middle of the room.
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Oh, yeah, just pretend
he's part of Paris.
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Imagine we're on a walking tour
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of the Louvre, and he's a statue.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Shall we, ma chérie?
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I asked the lady at the store
what her favorite cheeses were,
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and those were all super expensive,
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so I got us a budget-conscious
selection of local cheddars.
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So, a full year of marriage.
What was your favorite part?
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Are you asking me
to do a marriage highlight reel
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countdown à la "NBA Inside Stuff"?
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I mean, that's not exactly what I was...
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Number five!
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Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression.
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Number five was the time
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that we accidentally got
our contact lenses switched.
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I got to see the world
through your eyes.
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But our prescriptions are different,
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- and the world was so blurry.
- Yeah, it was crazy.
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I thought I was having a stroke.
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- Okay, your turn.
- Number four!
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Oh, is an old witch
introducing this highlight?
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That was exactly what you sounded like.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- Agree to disagree.
- Fine.
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Number four was when we played laser tag
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and we shot all those little kids.
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Oh, yeah. We really messed up
little Mason's birthday party.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Deservedly so.
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- He was a jerk.
- Ugh.
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Okay, what should number three be?
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Ooh, I know.
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It was that time we shared
an UberPool with Michael Caine.
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Oh!
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I mean, obviously, Michael Caine
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was shooting a movie in London
at that time, and also,
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why would Michael Caine
be in an UberPool?
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- But it was still so cool.
- It really was.
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- We shared a car with Alfred.
- We did!
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Okay, number two.
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This might be my favorite moment
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of our entire time as a couple:
January 6th.
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- Eddie Redmayne's birthday.
- Why do you know that?
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'Cause he was weird
in "Jupiter Ascending."
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm just a fan.
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Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.
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Okay.
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It was the coldest night of the year,
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and you put socks on my feet
while I slept.
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You never even took credit for it.
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But now I'm getting credit for that
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and for not taking credit.
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That's double credit, you fool.
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You two are just the cutest.
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I can't wait for number one!
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Oh, it's Ahmad Rashad.
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I'm Pam. I'm from next door.
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I was listening to the two of you talk
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and just had to get a look.
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You're both very attractive.
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- Aren't they?
- Boyle, go home!
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Oh, Pam can stay but not me?
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Yeah, because she's a patient here.
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I'm assuming, because of your gown.
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I am. I have a twisted bowel.
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I have a tube; I have a bag.
Do you want to see?
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Oh, no, no, no. But thank you, Pam.
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Let me know if you smell anything.
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I don't even notice it anymore.
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Well, I'm pretty sure
I actually already smell something.
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- No, you'll know.
- Oh.
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Do you two have kids?
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Mixed race babies are
always so adorable.
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Oh, you said words.
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Yeah, we don't have kids yet,
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but we're gonna start trying soon.
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I just have the one, my Bobby.
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He was such a cute little kid,
until he discovered his wiener.
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Pam, there you are.
It's time for your IV.
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You're playing music in here?
You can't do that.
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Why not, Nurse Janet?
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Is it gonna distract the doctors?
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Yes, that's exactly what it'll do.
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Okay, fine,
I'll turn it off immediately.
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- Are we the bad guys here?
- Yeah, it seems very likely.
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Hey, by the way,
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we don't have to pretend
we're undercover here.
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The hospital staff knows we're cops.
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Oh, I wasn't setting up cover.
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- Was I?
- Well, just the kids thing.
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Saying that we were
gonna start trying soon.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right away.
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I just meant in the near future.
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Oh. Okay.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool,
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except for that there's
one little problem there,
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which is that I don't know
that I totally know
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that I for sure want to have kids,
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so...
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- You don't?
- No.
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- Do you?
- Uh-huh.
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Oh.
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I don't understand. I thought we were
on the same page about kids.
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- We talked about this.
- We did?
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Aw, look at these pictures
my brother sent of Matthew.
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- Mm.
- We should do this someday.
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What do you think?
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Are you kidding me? Of course.
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I was talking about going
to the water park.
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You were talking about having kids?
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Yeah! I said, "Do you think
we can afford it?"
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And you said, "We'll start
saving right away."
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So let me get this straight.
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All that water park money
I've been saving,
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you want to spend it on kids now?
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Yeah. Why would you want
to spend that much money
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on a water park?
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Look, I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say here.
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I just... I never wanted children.
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Well, I always have.
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All right, so how do we handle this?
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I mean, there's only one
thing to do when two people
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have diametrically opposing
views on a subject.
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Talk about it lovingly
and decide how to move forward?
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- Structured debate.
- Oh. Fun.
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High school format.
Modified Lincoln-Douglas.
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Let's take one hour apart
for research and prep. Yeah.
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Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas.
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I'd be careful if I were you.
Relationships are like bowels.
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Once you get them twisted,
they can never untwist.
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Pam, you're in here again.
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That's all you prepped?
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Yeah, I just searched my heart
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and then wrote down how I was feeling.
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I'm gonna eat you alive,
you dumb son of a bitch.
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Cool. And then we'll have kids together?
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Yeah. It's gonna be great.
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Okay, the topic today
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is whether or not
we should have children.
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I will be taking the affirmative.
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You will be taking the negative.
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Each round will be individually scored
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by our judge, Captain Holt.
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Do you need to hear my credentials?
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Debate moderator license
D as in delta, 8-1-0...
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- I believe you.
- Y as in Yankee, 4-1.
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J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6.
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- Great.
- I have a variety of timers.
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- Do you prefer a buzz or a ding?
- Don't care.
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- Ding.
- Okay.
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Peralta, you can present the
first argument from your, uh...
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Scribbled list of feelings.
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I'll have you know
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that I have some
data-driven arguments as well.
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According to a study I read,
people with kids
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were less likely to report that
they were happy in their lives
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than people without kids.
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Now, call me crazy, but being
happy tends to make me feel,
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uh, pretty happy.
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Where did you read this study?
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Well, it wasn't something I read
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so much as told about.
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And who told you about it?
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- Hitchcock.
- Hitchcock?
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- Yeah.
- That seems like
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a pretty intellectual thing
for him to mention.
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What was the context?
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He had invested in a NuvaRing
competitor called Vag-a-Plug
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and was practicing
his sales pitch on me.
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This is your first argument?
Your opening statement?
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Point to Amy.
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All right, fine. Forget the study.
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00:08:25,124 --> 00:08:26,865
I just don't want to lose
what we already have.
252
00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:29,085
Ask anyone with children
and they'll tell you
253
00:08:29,128 --> 00:08:32,175
children bring meaning
and love into your life.
254
00:08:32,218 --> 00:08:34,438
Yes, there may be some moments
that you lose,
255
00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:36,440
but there will also be new moments.
256
00:08:36,484 --> 00:08:37,876
Take the water park.
257
00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,938
I would never go with you,
but you know who would?
258
00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:44,187
- Your kid.
- Point to Amy.
259
00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,797
That's not your call to make, Peralta.
260
00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:47,103
Point to Amy.
261
00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:49,061
Okay, fine. New subject: work.
262
00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:50,933
We both work way too much.
263
00:08:50,976 --> 00:08:52,064
Why bother having kids
264
00:08:52,108 --> 00:08:53,544
if you never get
to spend time with them?
265
00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:55,938
I mean, I love my job,
and I know you love yours,
266
00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:56,982
and I don't think it's fair
for either of us
267
00:08:57,026 --> 00:08:58,549
to have to sacrifice that.
268
00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:00,290
Do you know why I want to
become lieutenant so badly?
269
00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,987
To prove your worth to
your hyper judgmental parents.
270
00:09:02,031 --> 00:09:03,249
Yes, obviously that.
271
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,816
But also, the higher your rank,
272
00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,383
the more control over your hours.
273
00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:08,559
Plenty of people
have jobs and kids, Jake,
274
00:09:08,603 --> 00:09:10,039
and they find a way.
275
00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,562
This has become more about
your employment status.
276
00:09:11,606 --> 00:09:14,391
As your supervisor, I feel
I have a conflict of interest
277
00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:15,958
and should abstain from judging.
278
00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:17,568
Okay, so do we both get a point?
279
00:09:17,612 --> 00:09:19,744
No. Kevin has been
on the phone all this time.
280
00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,790
He's also a licensed debate moderator.
281
00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:24,444
License number J as in Juliet, 2-5-9...
282
00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:26,229
- This means nothing to me.
- H as in hotel.
283
00:09:26,272 --> 00:09:27,970
- Z as in Zulu.
- Oh, thank God he stopped.
284
00:09:28,013 --> 00:09:29,275
3-6-9.
285
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,147
- Point to Amy.
- Okay, fine.
286
00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:33,477
You want to know why I really
don't want to have children?
287
00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:36,227
I had a crappy dad.
288
00:09:36,979 --> 00:09:38,807
I know what happens
when you mess up as a parent.
289
00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,330
It's not great.
290
00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:42,637
And this may come as a shock
to you, but...
291
00:09:43,202 --> 00:09:44,900
I kind of have some dad issues
with certain people.
292
00:09:44,943 --> 00:09:46,031
- Holt.
- Me.
293
00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:47,511
- Raymond.
- Yeah, but not just him.
294
00:09:47,555 --> 00:09:50,035
It's every male authority
figure from my entire life.
295
00:09:50,079 --> 00:09:51,820
Hey, Jake, can you move
"Legends of the Fall"
296
00:09:51,863 --> 00:09:52,908
from new releases into drama?
297
00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:53,996
You got it, Dad.
298
00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:55,998
Craig was only six weeks older than me.
299
00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,347
Since this has become about me,
300
00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,218
I'm gonna have to abstain
from this round as well,
301
00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:00,829
but Kevin is still standing by.
302
00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:02,482
Actually, I feel as though
your personal relationship
303
00:10:02,526 --> 00:10:04,180
with Peralta affects me too.
304
00:10:04,223 --> 00:10:06,008
Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well.
305
00:10:06,051 --> 00:10:07,618
Oh, my God, you guys know Gail?
306
00:10:07,662 --> 00:10:08,837
Who's Gail?
307
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,881
Vice president of the Debaters Club.
308
00:10:09,925 --> 00:10:11,491
This is a very big deal.
309
00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:12,667
Do you need to hear my credentials?
310
00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,843
License number U as in uniform, 7...
311
00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:17,062
No! No more credentials, please.
312
00:10:17,106 --> 00:10:18,455
I don't want to have
a structured debate.
313
00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:20,109
It's an idiotic way to decide something.
314
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,110
- What?
- How dare you?
315
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,415
Is he insane?
316
00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:23,895
Raymond, Kevin, I'll be reporting this.
317
00:10:23,939 --> 00:10:25,114
Okay, look.
318
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:28,334
Amy, I'm scared, okay?
319
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,858
I'm scared that we're gonna have a child
320
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,163
and I won't be able to handle it,
321
00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:32,687
I'm scared that
I'm not gonna be a good father,
322
00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:35,864
and I'm scared that I'll make
a mistake I can't take back.
323
00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:38,562
Jake, I get it. I'm scared too.
324
00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,477
Every other big decision
I've made in my life
325
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,609
I was sure about:
326
00:10:41,652 --> 00:10:43,436
becoming a cop, asking you to marry me,
327
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,569
buying those Jordan 1s for $500.
328
00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:47,310
Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers?
329
00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:49,138
Yeah, they were so cool,
and if I had never worn them,
330
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,443
they would have kept their value.
331
00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:52,097
- So they lost their value?
- Yes, all of it.
332
00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:53,708
I stepped in a puddle
as soon as I left the store.
333
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:54,883
But this isn't about the Jordans.
334
00:10:54,926 --> 00:10:56,362
This is about the fact
335
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,800
that I don't want to bring
a human being into this world
336
00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:02,357
unless I'm 100% sure that
I'm ready to take care of it.
337
00:11:02,393 --> 00:11:03,434
Okay?
338
00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,068
Too emotional. Point to Amy.
339
00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:07,504
Okay, Gail is clearly biased.
340
00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,071
I think we need a new moderator.
341
00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,376
Bob Templeman here.
342
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,465
What? How many people
are on this phone call?
343
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,992
Hey, so Holt went to go
smooth things over with Gail.
344
00:11:17,035 --> 00:11:18,036
He thinks we may just have to pay
345
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,385
the Debaters Guild a small fine.
346
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,474
Cool. And as you can see, Pam is here.
347
00:11:21,518 --> 00:11:22,737
She has some thoughts.
348
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,216
I was saying to Jake, before Bobby,
349
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:26,610
I didn't think I wanted
to have kids either.
350
00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:28,743
But he's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
351
00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:30,701
Hey, Pam, could you give us a minute?
352
00:11:30,745 --> 00:11:33,008
Oh, of course.
I'm gonna call my friend JoAnn.
353
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:35,880
She's been waiting for
a big update on all of this.
354
00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:37,181
Great.
355
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:43,583
I'm sorry. The debate was a bad idea.
356
00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:44,893
I just...
357
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,413
I felt ambushed by the fact
that you didn't want kids,
358
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,067
and I thought I could fix it with logic.
359
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:50,590
I mean, what if I had won the debate?
360
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:51,940
Jake, I'm trying so hard to be nice,
361
00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:53,463
but I don't know how to respond to that.
362
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,638
- Cold-blooded but fair.
- I get it.
363
00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:56,727
You're scared. I can't change that.
364
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:57,815
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
365
00:11:57,859 --> 00:11:59,774
I'll never change how I feel about it.
366
00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:01,166
I mean, I used to be scared of sushi,
367
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,472
and now it's my favorite food.
368
00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:04,604
I got tuna sashimi
from a pharmacy the other day.
369
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,258
- You shouldn't have.
- Yeah, it was very warm.
370
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:07,651
I got so sick.
371
00:12:07,695 --> 00:12:09,827
Look, can we just press pause
on this conversation?
372
00:12:09,871 --> 00:12:11,742
I mean, let's enjoy our lives
for a little bit,
373
00:12:11,786 --> 00:12:13,439
and then maybe the next time
it comes up,
374
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,003
I'll feel differently, okay?
375
00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:19,750
- No.
- What?
376
00:12:19,794 --> 00:12:21,099
I need an answer from you now.
377
00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:22,622
Like right this minute?
378
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,624
You can take a day or a week,
379
00:12:24,668 --> 00:12:25,974
or maybe a month.
380
00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,803
That's not a lot of time, Ames.
381
00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:31,022
I mean, that doesn't seem totally fair.
382
00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:32,458
Well, now you know how I feel.
383
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,070
Women don't have the luxury
of waiting till we're 60
384
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:37,246
and then changing our minds
and getting remarried
385
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,596
and having a baby
with some dumb 28-year-old.
386
00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:40,684
Oh, come on.
387
00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:41,990
There's no way I'm gonna be rich enough
388
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:44,393
that a 28-year-old
is gonna want to be with me.
389
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:45,890
Did that help?
390
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,778
Look, I don't understand
what the big deal is.
391
00:12:47,822 --> 00:12:49,475
You're still young.
We have plenty of time.
392
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,913
I know, but I don't want
to wait around for two years
393
00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:53,784
and then have you decide
you don't want kids,
394
00:12:53,828 --> 00:12:56,401
'cause I don't want to start over at 38.
395
00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:57,832
Start over?
396
00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:00,748
Like, with someone else?
397
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:04,316
♪ Casecation, all I ever wanted ♪
398
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,232
♪ Casecation, had to get away ♪
399
00:13:07,276 --> 00:13:08,538
♪ Casecation ♪
400
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:10,670
♪ The vibe in here is really weird ♪
401
00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:11,802
I think they're having a fight.
402
00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:12,977
No, it's not a fight,
403
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,458
it's just a devastatingly
sad conversation
404
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:16,633
about whether or not we should have kids
405
00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:17,939
or just start over,
406
00:13:17,982 --> 00:13:19,767
so you were totally wrong, Rosa.
407
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,029
What? You got married
408
00:13:21,072 --> 00:13:22,770
without talking about
if you want children?
409
00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:23,945
Yeah, and we also got married
without discussing
410
00:13:23,988 --> 00:13:25,163
whether or not we like water parks.
411
00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:26,686
A lot of new stuff has come up,
okay, Terry?
412
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,297
- Why are you guys here?
- A CI came in.
413
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,820
There's a lot of chatter that
whoever tried to kill Rojas
414
00:13:29,864 --> 00:13:30,821
is coming to finish the job.
415
00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:31,909
- At the hospital?
- Yeah.
416
00:13:31,953 --> 00:13:33,432
Holt wanted extra manpower here.
417
00:13:33,476 --> 00:13:35,478
Okay, why don't you two
lock down the nurses' station
418
00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:36,827
while Amy and I secure the room?
419
00:13:36,871 --> 00:13:38,437
Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa.
420
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,482
- Uh-oh.
- Damn, Jake.
421
00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:41,179
Thanks a lot, Sarge.
422
00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:42,050
You told me to sing!
423
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:43,529
Yeah, but what was all this?
424
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,357
That's just Terry being Terry.
425
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:46,750
Okay, from this vantage
426
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:48,273
we can see the elevator and the stairs.
427
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:50,536
No one should be able to get
to Rojas without us noticing.
428
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,364
- Cool.
- Hey, look, um...
429
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:54,366
I don't want you to get caught
in the middle of this stuff
430
00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,367
between me and Jake.
431
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:56,586
I don't want you to choose sides.
432
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:57,979
- Already chose. I'm with you.
- Really?
433
00:13:58,022 --> 00:13:59,067
I didn't know you wanted kids.
434
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,242
I don't know if I'll ever want kids,
435
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,634
but you should have them.
They're so cute.
436
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:03,549
- It's [bleep] up.
- Aw, it is [bleep] up.
437
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,724
Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake?
438
00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:06,465
- I'm a pretty good bully.
- Thanks, but no.
439
00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:09,077
I've got this covered.
I left him alone with Terry.
440
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,643
That guy is a walking advertisement
441
00:14:10,687 --> 00:14:11,949
for the joys of fatherhood.
442
00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:15,039
- Do not do it.
- What?
443
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,867
- Don't you love your girls?
- So much.
444
00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:18,129
You should have seen Cagney this morning
445
00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:20,001
- with her little braids in.
- Oh.
446
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,916
But they are a ton of work, man.
447
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,875
If you are not totally,
100% sure you want them,
448
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:25,876
you won't survive.
449
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,878
- Is it really that hard?
- Yes.
450
00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:30,228
I never get any sleep. I'm always sick.
451
00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:32,578
I never get to watch
anything I want on TV.
452
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,232
I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad,"
453
00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,060
but I can recite "Moana" from memory?
454
00:14:36,104 --> 00:14:39,150
"Maui, shape-shifter,
demigod of the wind and sea.
455
00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:41,761
I am Moana." Why do I know that?
456
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:42,980
I don't want to watch kids' movies.
457
00:14:43,024 --> 00:14:44,503
I want to watch movies for adults.
458
00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:45,591
Adults and teens.
459
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,245
And they are getting so manipulative.
460
00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:49,595
Yesterday, Cagney pretended to be hurt,
461
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,988
I went in to help her,
462
00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,251
and Lacey snuck in the kitchen
and stole two cookies.
463
00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:55,079
Oh, my God. Your children are monsters.
464
00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:56,515
Hey, those are my kids, man.
465
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:57,690
- Back off.
- Right.
466
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:58,822
And the crazy part is,
467
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,650
I really do want to go
to the water park,
468
00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:01,781
but I can't give that to him
469
00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:02,913
because it's the only card I hold.
470
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:03,940
Mm.
471
00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:04,995
Elevator.
472
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:07,831
Excuse me, NYPD. Can I see your ID?
473
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:10,747
Amy, behind the wheelchair.
474
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,575
NYPD! Stop!
475
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,929
- Diaz for Jeffords.
- This is Terry.
476
00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:20,191
I think we got our guy. Colombian man,
477
00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:21,627
unarmed, but he tried to run
478
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,977
as soon as we identified ourselves.
479
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,630
And he's got a picture
of Rojas on his phone.
480
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,806
We'll be right there.
481
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,634
No one in or out of this hallway.
482
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,941
Why do you think that guy is unarmed?
483
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,812
Who knows? Maybe he was
trying to smother Rojas
484
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:34,118
or unplug his life support.
485
00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:36,904
Or maybe he's a distraction,
486
00:15:36,947 --> 00:15:39,167
and someone else is going
for the cookie jar.
487
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,211
What?
488
00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:45,641
Hi, Pam.
489
00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:47,394
Hi, Jake.
490
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,148
Don't come any closer,
or I'll blow us both up!
491
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,979
I'm sorry.
492
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:56,321
You weren't supposed to be here.
493
00:15:56,357 --> 00:15:57,968
- This wasn't part of the plan.
- It's okay, Pam.
494
00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,310
No need to panic. We're just talking.
495
00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:01,644
Look, I'm just gonna put this away.
496
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,105
No, Terry, don't open that, please.
497
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,584
What's going on in there?
498
00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:07,499
There is a woman in here
with an explosive device.
499
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,632
- What? You okay?
- Yep. Everyone is fine.
500
00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:11,634
I just need you to evacuate
this entire floor,
501
00:16:11,677 --> 00:16:13,723
call ESU and the bomb squad right away,
502
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,450
and jam all cellular and Wi-Fi signals.
503
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,473
On it.
504
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:20,208
Okay, Pam, so we're just
gonna stay calm here
505
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:21,600
and talk this thing through as friends.
506
00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:23,428
This isn't supposed to be happening.
507
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:26,301
The man said that I'd be able
to sneak in here unnoticed.
508
00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:27,693
What man? Who asked you to do this?
509
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,782
I didn't get his name,
but he was very attractive.
510
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:31,610
Antonio Banderas could play him
in a movie.
511
00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:33,134
What has he been doing lately?
512
00:16:33,177 --> 00:16:35,049
You know what?
He should be on "Outlander."
513
00:16:35,092 --> 00:16:36,224
Okay, Pam, I'm gonna cut you off,
514
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,138
but it's not because I'm not interested.
515
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:38,269
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
516
00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:39,357
I get chatty when I get nervous.
517
00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:40,837
This man who gave you the bomb,
518
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,144
did he happen to mention
whether or not it's on a timer
519
00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:44,536
or if there's a remote detonator?
520
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,843
I don't know.
I'm terrible with electronics.
521
00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:50,325
I wish my son Bobby were here.
He taught me how to iPad.
522
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:52,327
Okay, I also know how to iPad,
523
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,024
so maybe I could take a look.
524
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,286
Stay where you are!
525
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,158
The man told me
that when I got the bomb set,
526
00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:59,203
I should text him with this phone
527
00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:00,596
and if anything went wrong,
528
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:01,945
I should push this button.
529
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:03,599
No, no, no, no!
You don't want to do that.
530
00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:05,079
Yes, I do. I have to.
531
00:17:05,122 --> 00:17:06,602
Well, there's only one thing
to do when two people
532
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:09,170
have diametrically opposing
opinions on a subject.
533
00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:11,172
- Structured debate.
- What?
534
00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:12,347
Yeah, I just learned about it.
535
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,870
All right, I will argue the negative:
536
00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:14,914
I don't want to blow up.
537
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,351
And you can argue the affirmative:
538
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,222
you do want to blow up,
which I have to say, Pam,
539
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,615
is a very tough stance to take.
540
00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:20,703
I don't want to blow up,
541
00:17:20,746 --> 00:17:23,010
but the man said he'd give me $500,000.
542
00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:25,708
This is so Bobby can take care
of my granddaughter.
543
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,623
That girl means the world to me.
544
00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:28,667
Fine, fine. Point to Pam.
545
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,191
But if you care about her so much,
546
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,322
how can you just blow yourself up?
547
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,323
You'll never get to see her again.
548
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:33,498
Well, at least I know
549
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,152
she'll be financially
well taken care of.
550
00:17:35,196 --> 00:17:38,199
Sure, but is this really how
you want her to remember you?
551
00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:39,765
- As a murderer?
- I'd rather be remembered
552
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,290
as a woman who blew up
a mobster to help her family
553
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,552
rather than a librarian
554
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,945
whose bowels are tied up
like a sailor's knot!
555
00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:47,817
Okay, that's a very strong argument.
556
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,861
Very strong.
557
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,080
But you're forgetting one thing.
558
00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:51,647
You're not just gonna be
killing a mobster.
559
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,083
You're also gonna be killing me.
560
00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:55,303
He said the blast would only
hurt people in the room.
561
00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:56,739
You could just walk right out of here.
562
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,481
Pam, you know I can't do that.
563
00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:01,309
Now, please, just give me the bomb.
564
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:02,571
And then what?
565
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,442
Bobby doesn't get any money
and I go to jail?
566
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:05,748
I can't go to jail.
567
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,924
Every roommate I've ever had
has hated me.
568
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,100
In college, I had a roommate
named Mary-Ellen,
569
00:18:10,144 --> 00:18:12,581
and she was dating the brother
of Steve Guttenberg...
570
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,669
Pam, what are we talking about here?
571
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,236
I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.
572
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:16,585
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I know it probably feels like
573
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,065
you don't have a lot
of options right now.
574
00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,632
In fact, this whole situation
probably feels like...
575
00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:22,591
like a twisted bowel, but it's not.
576
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,246
There's still one end
of this bowel that's open.
577
00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:26,376
Which end?
578
00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:30,860
- The butt end.
- I'm listening.
579
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,123
Okay, if you hand me
that bomb right now,
580
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:36,344
nothing bad will have happened,
and that'll be because of you,
581
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:37,823
because you cooperated.
582
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,565
Also, I'm sure a judge would understand
583
00:18:40,609 --> 00:18:41,740
how you got into this situation.
584
00:18:41,784 --> 00:18:43,220
I mean, you were asked to do this
585
00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:45,527
by an Antonio Banderas type.
Who could say no to that?
586
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,572
And even if you do go to prison,
587
00:18:47,616 --> 00:18:49,835
it is gonna be such a fancy prison.
588
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,354
- With a lot of crafts?
- Yes, with tons of crafts.
589
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:55,252
Pam, listen to me.
590
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,733
Let's untwist this bowel together.
591
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:02,153
Let's clear everything out.
592
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:09,004
Okay.
593
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:13,729
You did great, Pam. Thank you.
594
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:14,817
Now that it's out of my hands,
595
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,384
I can see it really is a bomb.
596
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:17,515
Yes. Yes, it is.
597
00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:20,127
- Oh, my God, get some help!
- Okay.
598
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,305
- You okay?
- Hey.
599
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:26,220
Yeah, I'm okay.
600
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,484
Really surprised by Pam.
601
00:19:29,527 --> 00:19:31,486
- I did not see that coming.
- Right?
602
00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:32,617
You should have seen the look on my face
603
00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,010
when I saw it was her.
604
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:35,838
Your jaw just dropped.
605
00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:37,100
- Oh, she's right there.
- Mm-hmm.
606
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,711
Good-bye, Pam.
Good luck with everything.
607
00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:41,713
- Kind of liked her in the end.
- Yeah.
608
00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:44,020
So did they defuse the bomb?
609
00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:45,239
Yeah, one of 'em.
610
00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:47,794
Oh, you didn't hear?
There was a second bomb.
611
00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:49,238
Ya butt.
612
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:51,549
- Ya butt is da bomb.
- Aww.
613
00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:53,856
On our anniversary.
614
00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:55,771
Speaking of which,
I requested next week off
615
00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:58,252
so we can take an actual vacation...
616
00:19:58,295 --> 00:19:59,862
to the water park.
617
00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,986
I've never been more in love
with you in my entire life.
618
00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:05,694
And hey, I've been thinking,
619
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,661
and I do want to have kids.
620
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,646
With you.
621
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:15,045
- You're not scared anymore?
- Oh, no, I am so scared.
622
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:16,487
Maybe even more so than before,
623
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:18,663
but I was scared in there with Pam too,
624
00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:21,753
and you know, I didn't panic
or mess anything up there.
625
00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:24,452
If anything, I was sharper.
I was a freakin' debate genius.
626
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:26,889
Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot.
627
00:20:26,932 --> 00:20:29,935
Oh, that's an added bonus.
Okay, keep that energy up.
628
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,056
But the point that I was
actually trying to make is,
629
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,898
maybe it's a good thing
that I'm scared of fatherhood.
630
00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:39,336
You know? Maybe it'll turn me
into a freakin' dad genius.
631
00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,254
But we don't have to start
trying right away, right?
632
00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:47,126
I mean, I don't know
that I'm all the way there yet.
633
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,085
No, of course not.
634
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:52,001
- Whenever we're both ready.
- How do you know when that is?
635
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:53,698
I guess we'll just
have to have another one
636
00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:56,440
of these really fun,
casual conversations.
637
00:20:56,484 --> 00:20:58,094
Cool. Love that. Can't wait.
638
00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:02,054
- Can we go home now?
- Yes, please.
639
00:21:02,098 --> 00:21:03,839
Maybe we can grab some Thai food
640
00:21:03,882 --> 00:21:05,275
and brainstorm baby names?
641
00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:06,755
Ooh, I like that.
642
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,148
Now, I am a fan of the show
"American Gladiators."
643
00:21:09,192 --> 00:21:13,152
How do you feel about
the name Blaze Peralta?
644
00:21:13,196 --> 00:21:14,284
Not great.
645
00:21:14,328 --> 00:21:16,199
- What about Laser?
- No.
646
00:21:16,243 --> 00:21:17,200
- Nitro?
- No.
647
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:18,201
- Viper?
- No.
648
00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,464
- Atlas?
- Ooh, I do love atlases.
649
00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:21,862
Mm, common ground.
650
00:21:23,861 --> 00:21:27,861
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