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Hey, hey hey! It's the
best day of the year.
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Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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I don't think you're allowed to wear
a poncho to work, Hitchcock.
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Let's fiesta!
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Oh, you got a band.
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Stop, stop! No trumpets!
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Not today! My head is killing me!
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Hit the tequila a little early, huh?
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I'm not hung over, Hitchcock.
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I've got a tension headache.
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I've got the Lieutenant's exam tonight.
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I'm stress-eating like crazy.
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I had ten hard-boiled
egg yolks this morning.
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- Gross.
- You're having a high-grade
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pre-test freak out.
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I've been there. March 13, 2001.
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AP Calc test...
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Ames, I hate to cut you off,
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but we all know where
this story's going.
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Oh, yeah? You know
that I crapped my pants
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in the middle of the test?
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Oh my God, no, I thought
you were just gonna say
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you got a B+ or something.
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- More like a BM.
- Noice.
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Come on, now Terry's worried
about his test and his bowels!
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What you need, Sergeant,
is to distract yourself.
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NPR has a riveting six hour interview
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with Eileen Moon Myers.
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Nobody knows who that is.
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Nobody knows the
Associate Principal Cellist
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in the New York Philharmonic?
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Okay.
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Wait! I've got it! I know
how to distract Terry.
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Captain, remember how you
cancelled the last Halloween
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heist because there was that
emergency gas line explosion
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and you said we had to "help out"?
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Yes, I also remember you
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refusing to believe
the explosion was real.
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Go back to acting school, buddy.
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You're way overselling the pain here.
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No one's buying it!
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Well, it's not like I was
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the only one who thought it was fake.
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And the Oscar goes to... Trent!
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You said that we should
reschedule the heist
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for another day, so why not today?
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To help distract Terry?
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Yes! And I would love to defend my crown
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after I destroyed you all last year.
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Well, I mean, the proposal
was all part of my plan.
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All I remember is you
bowing to me on your knees.
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Yeah, I was asking you to marry me.
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Well, you look like a fool.
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Neither of you won
because Jake swapped out
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the real championship cummerbund...
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- Belt.
- For the treacly proposal one.
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What? I thought everyone loved that
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I used the heist to do the proposal.
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You are wrong... everyone hated it...
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but it helped me win.
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During your engagement
celebration, I snuck back
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- and found the original cummerbund.
- Belt.
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It's hanging up in my
living room at home.
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I never thought I'd say
this, but enough foreplay!
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Are we heisting or not?
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- Yes!
- Of course!
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Wait, I will only do
this under one condition.
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Sergeant Jeffords agrees that
this will help his nerves.
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Yeah, I mean, I would like
to take my mind off the test.
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And maybe I'll win this year!
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Ah, the heist is already working.
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Sergeant Jeffords has
recovered his sense of humor.
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Hey!
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All right, but for real, though.
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Are we doing this?
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- We're doing this!
- Heist!
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- Heist!
- Heist!
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It's a Cinco de Mayo heist!
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A Cinco de Mayo heist
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makes just as much sense as Halloween!
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Let's do it!
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Welcome one and all
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to the first ever Cinco de Mayo
Halloween Heist 6!
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We're still working on the title.
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- No need, I love it!
- Thank you, Charles.
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Now, before we go any further,
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we should probably
choose an item to steal.
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Does anyone have
anything valuable on them?
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Maybe some jewelry?
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I have a medical alert
bracelet that tells people
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my name and address,
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in case I have a brain collapse.
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Perfect, this year's champion
will be whoever's in possession
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of Scully's very upsetting
bracelet at midnight tonight.
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- I take my test at 6:30.
- You know what, Terry?
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You're kind of making this a nightmare.
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Maybe you just shouldn't participate
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So this really isn't about
helping out Sergeant Jeffords?
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- What?
- I guess I'm out.
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But... no, no, no, no, come on.
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Of course I'm 100% in support of Terry.
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In fact, I'm going to team up with him.
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Let's do this!
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You are so easily manipulated.
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Now you're stuck with
Sergeant Dumb Dumb.
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- Damn it.
- Hey.
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Santiago, shall we join forces?
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Ooh, smart, teaming up
with the reigning champ.
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Again with this nonsense?
I'm the reigning champ.
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The only thing you won last heist
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was a lifetime of mediocre
heterosexual intercourse with Jake.
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How dare you.
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No one thinks you won last year.
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Wow, really thought the "how
dare you" was going to be
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linked to his mean
sex comment, but okay.
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Right, sorry. I'll have you know
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Jake and I wear each other
out every single night.
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Good lord, overcompensating.
You know what?
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Maybe we just shouldn't
talk about this at work.
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I'm texting Kevin to
bring the cummerbund.
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You'll see who the real
winner is, you braggy breeders.
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A lot of infighting.
Not too late to ditch
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Amy and team up with
this pussycat burglar.
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Please, Boyle, your only value was
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you had a doppelganger
which no longer matters
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since Bill died in that accident.
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- RIP, Bill.
- So sad.
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I can still be useful without Bill!
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No hole's too tight for these tiny tips.
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For stealing stuff!
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Well, fine.
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Looks like I'll just team
up with my friend Rosa.
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I'm out. Five heists was enough.
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We've exhausted every
possibility of this thing.
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Literally nothing new
can happen. It's boring.
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You can have a long
lunch with me instead.
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Ooh, lunch? The devil's breakfast.
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- Well, forget it.
- Okay, I won't call it that!
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I just want to be included in something!
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Okay, that whole lunch
thing was clearly a ploy.
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But even still, I'm not
worried about losing to Boyle.
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No one is. He's a joke.
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All right, let's get this thing going.
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Scully will be locked
in the supply closet
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- with his bracelet.
- Can I lie down on the floor?
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Uh, yeah. You can do whatever you want.
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And you're already on the ground.
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With Hitchcock. And
you both have pillows.
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Best day ever!
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There. Now they're locked in.
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Arrange your affairs.
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The heist begins in five minutes.
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Five minutes? But this whole
thing was so last second!
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I don't even have any plans or supplies!
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I have so many plans and supplies.
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I even have a victory banner
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that unfurls with a voice command.
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I can't say what, but it's so cool.
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I thought this was a
spur-of-the-moment fun way
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to distract me from
freaking out about my exam!
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Well, it wasn't exactly
hard to predict, Sarge.
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Your catchphrase is "Terry hates tests."
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It's true. Terry hates tests!
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But the point is, I planned everything,
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starting with Scully's bracelet.
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It had to be the prize
because I have prepared
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the greatest reveal in heist history.
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Allow me to introduce you to...
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Other Scully.
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Hi, I'm Earl, Norm's twin brother.
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Why's Scully never mentioned
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he had a twin before?
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Because no one talks about
their siblings with coworkers.
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I've told you about my brother Lawrence.
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Nope, and I don't
want to learn about him
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and I already forgot his name.
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Now let's go. It's time to heist!
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No movement yet. So here's our plan.
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After watching everyone coo
over your maudlin proposal,
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I've decided we should
employ a similar diversion.
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- Smart, I'm in.
- You will tell Jake
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you are pregnant with his child.
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What? I'm not pregnant.
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Here is a positive pregnancy test
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and a sonogram of your fetus.
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Congratulations. It's a girl.
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Feels a little mean to
play with Jake's feelings
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- like that, sir.
- You're right, it is mean.
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Too bad.
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As your mentor I command you to do it.
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Wow, okay.
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Perhaps we should discuss
some other options.
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There's no time, look.
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Peralta's going for the bracelet!
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How'd he get him free so quickly?
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See ya later, losers!
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Not so fast!
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What the hell was that?
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That Fitbit I gave you at Christmas?
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I modified it into a taser.
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What? Do you even want
me to get into shape?
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Yeah, but not as much as I want to win.
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Buzz buzz, bitch.
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I've got Scully. Come on, let's go.
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No! Nooo!
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Yes.
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Fake heist went perfectly.
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So did the real heist.
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Why is your face twitching like that?
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Oh, Amy tased me a bunch.
I bit my own tongue.
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It was awesome. Was it hard
to get through the door?
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No. I'm strong as hell.
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The hard part was getting this
bracelet off Scully's wrist.
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How can you even feel your
hand with this thing so tight?
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You're supposed to feel your hand?
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Well, that's terrifying.
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Now if you'll excuse
me I'm going to hide
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the old bracelet and win me this heist.
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Don't you mean win us this heist?
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Oh, Terrence, unfortunately I do not.
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- What the hell?
- Sorry, Sarge.
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- It had to be this way.
- Why?
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The banner only has my name on it.
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It's really all about the banner.
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It unfurls by a voice command.
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But I promise that
I will mention both you
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and Earl Scully in my victory speech.
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- Wait, Earl's here?
- Yeah. He helped us with the heist.
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I told that son of a bitch
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never to show his
face in New York again!
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Why are you running towards the glass?
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You're a dead man, Earl!
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That's not great.
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You're a dead man, Jake!
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Uh, that's much worse.
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Squirt more lube and help me yank.
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Ugh, you know that fun braggy recap
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we do at the end of each win?
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Can we leave this part out?
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Yes.
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We'll make up a cooler thing.
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But for now, we lube and yank.
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Wrap your legs around
him to anchor yourself.
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Yep. Here we go.
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Earl? Earl!
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Norm?
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- Norm?
- What the...
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I'm so happy your
friend invited me to...
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I told you what would happen
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if I ever saw you again, Earl.
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What is going on? What am I looking at?
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Scully has a twin brother named Earl.
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Jake brought him here to trick you.
255
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Thank you for the ride, Terrence.
256
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Apparently they don't
get along very well.
257
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We did get along. We were inseparable,
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until Earl slept with my wife.
259
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It's not my fault she wanted
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to have sex with a
stud instead of a dud.
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Stud? Your face looks it's
been kicked in by a horse!
262
00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:33,807
Well, your mouth looks like a butthole!
263
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Your whole body looks like a butthole.
264
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And you look identical.
265
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Should we help Scully?
266
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I'm not touching this.
267
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There's nowhere to run, Earl!
268
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:52,285
Well, that was a real mind eff.
269
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- Good-bye.
- Just so you know,
270
00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:55,056
Jake has the bracelet in his pocket.
271
00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,657
Why would you tell them that?
We're a team!
272
00:08:56,681 --> 00:08:58,801
- You locked me up.
- Yeah, but they didn't know that!
273
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,708
There's no bracelet in his pocket!
274
00:09:00,733 --> 00:09:02,401
What? There should be.
275
00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:04,613
Where'd it go?
276
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- Shalom, partner.
- Dope.
277
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,159
And you thought Shlomo Ben-Yisrael
278
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- wouldn't come through.
- No, I said the name and the costume
279
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were offensive, bordering on actionable.
280
00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:16,501
Well, it worked. Jake
brought in Scully's twin
281
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just like I planned when I
connected them on Facebook,
282
00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:20,396
but he had no idea
they hated each other.
283
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,705
And when everyone was fighting,
284
00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:23,931
they were too distracted
to notice old Shlomo.
285
00:09:23,956 --> 00:09:26,231
They all underestimated
me, Rosa, but today,
286
00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:28,736
they will learn the error
of their ways, for today,
287
00:09:28,753 --> 00:09:32,235
I will prove that nobody gets
the best of Charles Boyle.
288
00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,542
I doused your beard in chloroform.
289
00:09:33,566 --> 00:09:37,369
Really? I find that very hard to beli...
290
00:09:43,371 --> 00:09:45,805
- Where's this goin'?
- All the way to Trenton.
291
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Take your time.
292
00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:49,350
Aah, perfect.
293
00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,102
What? What happened? You
know where the bracelet is?
294
00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:53,382
No. Kevin has arrived
with proof that I am
295
00:09:53,407 --> 00:09:55,186
the only two-time winner of the heist.
296
00:09:55,211 --> 00:09:56,344
Here's your cummerbund, Raymond.
297
00:09:56,368 --> 00:09:58,051
We don't have time for this, sir!
298
00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,509
I'm gonna go search the first floor.
299
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,200
And I will search the second floor.
300
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:04,191
We are an inseparable team.
301
00:10:04,225 --> 00:10:05,645
That was a devious fib.
302
00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,094
I'm betraying her even as we speak.
303
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,430
- Hey, Kev.
- Diaz and I are covertly
304
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,533
working together. She
snuck up through the vents.
305
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,200
This is a major reveal.
306
00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:16,341
I feel like you're not appreciating it.
307
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,381
I don't like these heists,
308
00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:18,410
or what they bring out in you.
309
00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,434
- Oh, clam it, Kevin.
- "Clam it"?
310
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:21,772
Cheddar, perhaps we should leave.
311
00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:23,342
No, Cheddar stays.
312
00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:24,974
He still has an important role to play.
313
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,707
Give me Mr. Hootsworth.
314
00:10:26,742 --> 00:10:29,958
No one would ever think
of looking for the bracelet
315
00:10:29,983 --> 00:10:31,779
in Cheddar's favorite chew toy.
316
00:10:31,814 --> 00:10:35,093
Or do you mean Jake's favorite chew toy?
317
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,439
Well, thank God no one
was around to hear that.
318
00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,828
Ah! There you are. I've
been looking all over.
319
00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:45,191
Woah. That's a lot of yolks.
Are you stress eating again
320
00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:46,646
or is this just a small Terry snack?
321
00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:47,937
I'm stress eating, Jake!
322
00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:49,107
My snack yolks are in that bowl.
323
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,906
Oh. Well, stop eating eggs
324
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:52,122
and come help me with the heist!
325
00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:53,464
- I'm not helping you.
- Why not?
326
00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:55,269
Ugh, is this because
I once betrayed you?
327
00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:56,957
Yes! It was our last interaction.
328
00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,221
And it was a huge mistake
329
00:10:58,256 --> 00:10:59,667
and I now realize that our friendship
330
00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:01,881
is way more important
than any stupid banner.
331
00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:03,987
Look, the bracelet is
in Cheddar's chew toy.
332
00:11:04,012 --> 00:11:05,971
I know because I bugged
Holt's cummerbund.
333
00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,402
- You did?
- Yes! I figured he would
334
00:11:07,427 --> 00:11:09,347
bring it in to show
off. Now let's do this!
335
00:11:09,372 --> 00:11:11,772
- I don't know.
- Look, Sarge, I'm sorry, okay?
336
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,671
I can't undo the past, but come on.
337
00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:15,578
Would you rather win
the heist with me or sit
338
00:11:15,603 --> 00:11:18,104
around swallowing eggs like
Birdo from "Super Mario 2"?
339
00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:20,219
Birdo doesn't eat eggs.
Birdo spits them!
340
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,996
Oh, my God, you got
that reference, Terry?
341
00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:25,649
We're the perfect team!
Come on, Sarge, please?
342
00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:27,489
- Fine, I'll help.
- Ah! Wonderful.
343
00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:28,881
But, before you fully commit,
344
00:11:28,906 --> 00:11:30,388
I should probably give you the heads-up.
345
00:11:30,412 --> 00:11:32,591
My plan is very elaborate and
you might get a little messy.
346
00:11:32,615 --> 00:11:34,990
I'm in. It's the heist, baby!
347
00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:36,727
Now let me know how
we get that chew toy.
348
00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:37,768
All right! Okay.
349
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,602
First, I infiltrate
Holt's office and continue
350
00:11:39,627 --> 00:11:41,610
our argument about who
won last year's heist.
351
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:44,401
How many cummerbunds are
you holding right now? Zero!
352
00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:46,513
It's one bund to none, son!
353
00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:47,856
- Tell him, Kevin.
- I'm leaving.
354
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:48,911
It doesn't matter...
355
00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:51,106
As Holt argues with
me I will be covertly
356
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,099
releasing more water
into Cheddar's bowl.
357
00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,245
Then we sit back and wait for...
358
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,047
Potty time again?
359
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:58,515
What if he takes him downstairs?
360
00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:00,017
He won't. I spent a lot of time
361
00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,962
making clandestine
searches on Holt's computer.
362
00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:05,188
Now all of his targeted ads
direct him straight to...
363
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,290
The Puppy PeePee Pad. Intriguing.
364
00:12:07,325 --> 00:12:08,759
He bought one and put it out
365
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,394
on the roof next to
Gina's golden statue.
366
00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:12,137
And, because he believes
that Cheddar deserves
367
00:12:12,161 --> 00:12:14,486
to pee in privacy like any
other self-respecting adult,
368
00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:17,701
he will leave Cheddar outside
alone to do his business.
369
00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:19,807
Notify me when you're done, via bark.
370
00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:20,986
While Holt guards the door,
371
00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:23,513
you'll be swapping out
Mr. Hootsworth for this.
372
00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:24,962
That all sounds great,
373
00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:26,996
but how do I get onto the
roof without Holt noticing?
374
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,970
Oh, Sarge. You'll
already be out there...
375
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:32,097
In a perfect golden disguise.
376
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,118
The plan worked! I got it!
377
00:12:35,144 --> 00:12:36,896
Oh my God, you look like an Oscar. Ooh!
378
00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,465
We should take a picture where
it looks like I'm holding you.
379
00:12:38,489 --> 00:12:39,578
- Jake.
- You're right. There's no time.
380
00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:41,015
- We'll do it later.
- No, we won't!
381
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,102
Help me get this paint off!
382
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,165
Okay, put your hands out and
383
00:12:43,189 --> 00:12:44,896
I'll squirt you with a
little makeup remover.
384
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,047
Hi-ya!
385
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:47,205
No!
386
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,680
You're betraying me again?
387
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,302
- Why?
- Because of the banner!
388
00:12:50,327 --> 00:12:51,927
But I thought you said our
friendship was more important!
389
00:12:51,951 --> 00:12:53,520
Yeah, that was obviously a lie.
390
00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,151
The banner was very expensive!
391
00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,620
I don't have a lot of money, Sarge.
392
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,004
All right, bye.
393
00:12:59,156 --> 00:13:00,551
Don't make a lot of noise.
394
00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:04,240
Howdy. I just got back
from lunch with Charles,
395
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:05,821
who is not here. I am real glad
396
00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,118
I skipped the heist.
Say, who is winning?
397
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:09,167
I don't know, but I know
that I am not winning.
398
00:13:09,192 --> 00:13:11,058
Interesting, it is also not me.
399
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,379
Uh, why are you guys acting so weird?
400
00:13:12,403 --> 00:13:13,455
Gah, weird?
401
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:16,017
Would a person who is
acting weird laugh like this?
402
00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,814
A huh-huh huh-ha, carefree!
403
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,961
- Yes.
- Jake!
404
00:13:19,644 --> 00:13:21,712
Oh, Terry, you ripped yourself free.
405
00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,220
Yeah, maybe you should try cuffing me
406
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:24,746
to a stronger metal next time.
407
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,620
Yeah, I don't know the
relative strength of metals.
408
00:13:26,644 --> 00:13:28,893
What's going on? Why does
Terry look like an Oscar?
409
00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:30,652
- Doesn't he?
- He has the bracelet!
410
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,056
We grabbed Mr. Hootsworth
411
00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:33,666
from Cheddar and swapped it for a fake!
412
00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:36,134
Wow, Terry, my betrayals
were all in good fun,
413
00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:37,314
but this really hurts.
414
00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:39,850
Cheddar, bring me Mr. Hootsworth.
415
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,344
It's an updated model.
416
00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:43,970
The bowtie is Turkish blue
417
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,718
instead of Egyptian blue.
418
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,067
How could you not have noticed this?
419
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,347
Because he's a dog.
420
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:53,030
And at the end of the day a dog
is no match for Jake Peralta.
421
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:55,106
Well yours is a fake, too.
Turkish blue bowtie.
422
00:13:55,131 --> 00:13:56,146
Oh, come on! The one time
423
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,707
I say out loud I'm smarter than a dog?
424
00:13:57,732 --> 00:13:59,177
If I have a fake and you have a fake,
425
00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:00,737
who took the real bracelet?
426
00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:02,306
- I did.
- Kevin?
427
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,884
I swapped out Mr. Hootsworth for a fake
428
00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,576
while you were arguing with Peralta.
429
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,555
How many cummerbunds are
you holding right now? Zero!
430
00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:09,363
It's one bund to none, son!
431
00:14:09,388 --> 00:14:11,832
You betrayed me? But why?
432
00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,590
I can't have more of
these trophies in our home.
433
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:15,043
The cummerbund was
already in the living room.
434
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,909
What's next, a rusty medical bracelet
435
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:17,981
suspended above our bed?
436
00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:19,654
Yes! Now hand it over.
437
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:21,221
I don't have it. I gave it to Amy.
438
00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:22,756
Santiago.
439
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,768
- You betrayed me as well?
- You betrayed me first.
440
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,370
You were working with
Rosa this whole time.
441
00:14:26,394 --> 00:14:27,394
That wasn't real.
442
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:29,006
I was always gonna stab her in the back.
443
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,530
You were? What kind of person treats
444
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,050
another human being like that?
445
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:33,375
You tricked me, Rosa!
446
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,001
And then you shipped me to New Jersey!
447
00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,780
First of all, grow up.
Second of all, how'd you
448
00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:38,578
- get back here so fast?
- If you get a box wet enough,
449
00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:40,093
it's very easy to bust out of it.
450
00:14:40,118 --> 00:14:41,775
No one ask any follow-ups!
451
00:14:41,809 --> 00:14:43,144
I knew I couldn't trust you, Rosa.
452
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:45,122
That's why I was going to
double-cross you with Bill.
453
00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:47,180
That's right, he didn't really die.
454
00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:49,184
Hey, guys, you really thought
I'd miss this year's heist?
455
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,989
No way, I'm part of the squad.
456
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:52,103
- No.
- Not true.
457
00:14:52,128 --> 00:14:53,797
Okay, this is official
getting hard to track.
458
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:55,455
Who has the bracelet now?
459
00:14:55,489 --> 00:14:56,660
- Santiago.
- Yeah!
460
00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:57,944
And no of you are getting it!
461
00:14:57,969 --> 00:14:59,102
We'll see about that.
462
00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:01,656
What the hell?
463
00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:03,071
Remember that very fancy Swiss pen
464
00:15:03,096 --> 00:15:04,132
I got you for Christmas,
465
00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:05,983
the one that you keep in
your pocket at all times?
466
00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:07,575
It's a taser, bro.
467
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,667
Uuugh!
468
00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:09,765
I'll take that.
469
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,445
Amy, do not make me tase you again.
470
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,433
No, no, no, no, don't! I'm pregnant!
471
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,259
- What?
- I just found out.
472
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,027
- It's a girl.
- Oh, my God!
473
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,423
Oh my God, it's happening!
474
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,586
Quick, someone get a reaction
video of me becoming an uncle!
475
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:21,672
She's making it up.
476
00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,210
The pregnancy scam was my idea.
477
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:24,806
No. No, no, no, no, Amy.
478
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:27,035
Wait, is that true? Did you
just lie to me about our baby?
479
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,483
Yeah, did you lie to us about our baby?
480
00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:30,294
- You tased me!
- You tased me first!
481
00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:32,831
Enough! Terry's had enough of this.
482
00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:35,469
This was supposed to be just a fun game
483
00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:37,405
but it's turned you all
into terrible people.
484
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:38,680
Betraying your husband,
485
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,017
putting your friend in the mail.
486
00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:42,720
Jake and Amy, did you guys
buy each other any gifts
487
00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:44,320
this year that weren't tasers?
488
00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:45,360
- No.
- No.
489
00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:47,725
You all pretended
that this was all about
490
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:49,103
helping me with my test.
491
00:15:49,128 --> 00:15:51,362
But none of you cared one bit!
492
00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,898
You know what? You all suck!
493
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:55,092
Oh no,
494
00:15:55,117 --> 00:15:57,229
my voice command. Terry, look out!
495
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,850
Okay. I know that was
bad, but let's not jump to
496
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,961
any conclusions about
whose fault it was.
497
00:16:03,986 --> 00:16:08,544
♪ Jacob Peralta, Jacob Peralta ♪
498
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,669
♪ This was all his clever plan ♪
499
00:16:10,694 --> 00:16:12,210
- ♪ Jacob Peralta ♪
- Wow,
500
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,228
- ♪ Jacob Peralta ♪
- what a fun improvised song.
501
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:15,987
♪ This was all his clever plan ♪
502
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,726
His eyes aren't focusing
503
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,967
and he hasn't referred to himself
504
00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:21,692
in the third person in minutes.
505
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:22,890
He's clearly concussed.
506
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,125
Guys, this is bad.
507
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,907
The Lieutenant's exam is in 30 minutes.
508
00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:28,430
Okay, look, let's just
get him to One Police Plaza
509
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,681
and hopefully he'll wake up on the way.
510
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,443
Charles, help me pick him up. Copy that.
511
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,428
He's too heavy. We can't do this.
512
00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:35,750
God! How does he lift weights
and also lift his arms?
513
00:16:35,774 --> 00:16:37,350
This is impossible.
We'll never get him there.
514
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:38,786
So you guys need help moving a body?
515
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:40,382
Thank God old Bill's part of the squad.
516
00:16:40,407 --> 00:16:43,812
I mean, assuming, I
am part of the squad.
517
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,951
- Yes, sure.
- Totally.
518
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,940
Oh, yes, finally. I
have somewhere to live.
519
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,192
- What?
- Meet me in the alley next to
520
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:52,980
my shopping cart. It's
the one with all the cans.
521
00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,015
Seems like his plan is
522
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,055
just to put Terry in the shopping cart.
523
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,527
Correct. We'll take it!
524
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:04,435
Room 410 is this way!
525
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,471
Okay, we got him here
with one minute to spare.
526
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:08,049
Yes! I knew we could make it.
All right, Sarge.
527
00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:09,683
You ready to go in
there and ace this thing?
528
00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:11,798
Yeah, I can't believe it,
I'm gonna be a pilot!
529
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,003
Okay, well, that's not great.
530
00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:14,558
There's no way he can take
the test in that condition!
531
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:15,896
You're right. Amy,
you're going to have to
532
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,076
crawl inside his shirt and operate
533
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,942
his arms for him. It's
a Ratatouille situation.
534
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,043
- On it.
- No. It's over. We have to go
535
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,663
in there and tell them
that he won't be making it.
536
00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,088
So that's it then.
537
00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:25,600
Rosa, you should
probably go in first since
538
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:26,934
- this is mostly your fault.
- Dude.
539
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,759
All right, fine, I'll do it, jeez.
540
00:17:30,829 --> 00:17:32,798
Wait. Where is everyone?
541
00:17:33,157 --> 00:17:34,290
Where are all the desks?
542
00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,424
What is happening?
543
00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:37,617
What's happening is...
544
00:17:39,346 --> 00:17:40,947
You all suck!
545
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,174
♪ You all are losers,
you all are losers ♪
546
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:46,477
♪ And Terry Jeffords is the best! ♪
547
00:17:46,511 --> 00:17:49,913
♪ You are all losers,
you are all losers ♪
548
00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:51,915
♪ And Terry Jeffords is the best ♪
549
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,784
Son of a bitch stole my song.
550
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,022
Wait, Terry has the bracelet?
551
00:17:57,047 --> 00:18:00,320
That's right. Me and
my teammate Terry won.
552
00:18:00,354 --> 00:18:02,522
We fooled you all.
553
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:05,157
- You didn't do [BLEEP]!
- Okay, well, neither did
554
00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:06,892
Jordan's teammates, but
they still got rings.
555
00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:08,862
All right, fine. Just
tell us how you did it.
556
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,249
Well, first, for my plan
to work, it had to happen
557
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:13,633
on a day when I could
control everything.
558
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:14,929
I couldn't let it be Halloween.
559
00:18:14,954 --> 00:18:16,851
You faked the gas explosion!
560
00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,773
Yeah, stupid actors almost blew it.
561
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,442
What was with that moaning, Trent?
562
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,762
I thought you studied at
the Lee Strasberg Institute!
563
00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:24,412
It doesn't mean anything.
They just take your money!
564
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,739
Oh, that is a huge relief.
I felt so bad about poking
565
00:18:26,764 --> 00:18:28,358
that guy's wound to
make sure it was real.
566
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,827
You should still feel bad about that.
567
00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:31,365
No, it was all fake.
I'm totally absolved.
568
00:18:31,389 --> 00:18:32,577
Continue with your story, Sarge.
569
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:34,894
I knew you'd suggest a
heist as a distraction from
570
00:18:34,922 --> 00:18:37,856
my Lieutenant exam, then
all I had to do was sit back
571
00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:40,560
and watch as everyone
took things way too far.
572
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,140
But how'd you know
we'd get so out of hand?
573
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,677
I spent the last six months
sowing the seeds of conflict.
574
00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:48,294
Man, I am so sick of
Jake saying he is the only
575
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,216
two-time Halloween heist winner.
576
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,575
I'm the only two-time
Halloween heist winner.
577
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,917
I can't believe everyone says you're
578
00:18:53,941 --> 00:18:55,553
not helpful during the Halloween heist.
579
00:18:55,578 --> 00:18:58,612
Just because they all think
your fingers are too big.
580
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:00,353
We'll show them.
581
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:02,279
Thanks for inviting me over for dinner.
582
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,216
Boy, that's hung in a real
prominent place, isn't it?
583
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,609
Not for long. I was manipulated?
584
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,366
- Sorry, Kevin.
- Don't apologize to him, Terry.
585
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,516
It's his first heist.
586
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:11,798
He needs to learn. Keep going.
587
00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,329
Well, after I got everyone
acting like maniacs,
588
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,614
all I had to do was make you feel bad
589
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,098
by "knocking myself out."
590
00:19:18,132 --> 00:19:19,399
The banner.
591
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,911
But how did you learn my voice command?
592
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:24,070
- I didn't have to.
- I sold you the damn thing!
593
00:19:24,105 --> 00:19:25,138
No.
594
00:19:25,173 --> 00:19:27,823
I want it to unfurl when
I say, "You all suck."
595
00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:28,874
Absolutely.
596
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,241
Pleasure doing business with you.
597
00:19:30,265 --> 00:19:32,080
The pleasure was all mine.
598
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,135
That's gonna work.
599
00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:37,204
I spent $1,800 on that thing!
600
00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:39,275
- You did?
- Amy, stop interrupting.
601
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,311
Terry's doing his big speech.
602
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:43,784
Anyway, once my fake
concussion was on display,
603
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,829
I created the perfect distraction
604
00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:48,082
for my partner to do his job.
605
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,685
Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch.
606
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,411
I've been training Cheddar for months.
607
00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:57,059
Wow, what a fun improvised song!
608
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,295
When I swapped the Hootsworths,
609
00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:00,436
I put a magnetic collar on him!
610
00:20:00,461 --> 00:20:03,205
From there, Cheddar
followed us all the way
611
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:06,266
to One Police Plaza,
where he hand-delivered
612
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,602
the bracelet to me
right outside this room.
613
00:20:08,636 --> 00:20:10,570
But, wait, what about
the Lieutenant's exam?
614
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:11,884
Aren't you supposed to
be taking it right now?
615
00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:13,885
Hell no, I took that thing weeks ago.
616
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:15,911
And I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!
617
00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:17,361
- You are?
- That's incredible!
618
00:20:17,386 --> 00:20:19,026
- Lieutenant Jeffords!
- This is amazing.
619
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,541
I'm so proud of you, Terry.
620
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,071
All right. You've overstepped now, Bill.
621
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,096
Yeah, it's weird you're here, Bill.
622
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:27,774
To Terry Jeffords, the
ultimate human being
623
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,534
slash genius. Nice work... Lieutenant.
624
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:33,126
- Yeah!
- Thanks, squad!
625
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:34,605
Also the next heist
will be at Halloween,
626
00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:36,375
so you'll only be
champion for six months.
627
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,702
- This is half a win at best.
- Sounds about right, yeah.
628
00:20:38,727 --> 00:20:40,194
- Yeah.
- Pretty garbage.
629
00:20:40,219 --> 00:20:41,906
Hey, Scully, so you and Earl made up?
630
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,514
Yup. Hitchcock helped us realize
631
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,312
we shouldn't fight just
because we're so different.
632
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:47,504
Yeah. To our differences!
633
00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:50,789
Oh, dang it!
634
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,305
Ooh, double dang it.
635
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,422
- What?
- Oh, my God.
636
00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:57,960
Terry, what you did today was awesome
637
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,743
and I just wanted to say I'm
sorry if I took things too far.
638
00:21:00,768 --> 00:21:01,779
Are you kidding me?
639
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,405
I was just guilting you as a tactic.
640
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,863
I love how crazy the heist gets.
641
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,937
Okay, good, 'cause what
I really wanted to say
642
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,241
is next heist I'm gonna
drown you in your own blood.
643
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,166
Oh, yeah? Well, then I'm
gonna rip your arms off
644
00:21:11,191 --> 00:21:12,598
- and beat you to death with 'em.
- Oh!
645
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:13,975
I'm going to slice
your Achilles' tendons,
646
00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:16,534
peel off your fingernails, and stick
knitting needles in your eyes.
647
00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:17,581
Oh, damn.
648
00:21:17,606 --> 00:21:18,752
Raymond, you were right.
649
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,977
These heists are fun.
650
00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,182
Fremulon.
651
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,986
Not a doctor. Shh.
652
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:25,910
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