1 00:00:06,801 --> 00:00:08,886 Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 2 00:00:08,922 --> 00:00:10,053 Before Holt comes in, 3 00:00:10,089 --> 00:00:11,730 I'm gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 4 00:00:11,766 --> 00:00:12,865 I don't think he'll fall for that. 5 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:13,898 - I did! - How? 6 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:14,935 I haven't even opened this yet. 7 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:15,942 I guess it's unrelated. 8 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:17,687 Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man. 9 00:00:17,723 --> 00:00:19,625 Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... 10 00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:21,441 move his podium a foot to the left. 11 00:00:21,476 --> 00:00:22,840 What? He'll be so angry. 12 00:00:22,876 --> 00:00:24,160 - Okay, five inches. - Five? 13 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,162 - Three? - Three? 14 00:00:25,198 --> 00:00:26,166 - One? - One? 15 00:00:26,202 --> 00:00:27,313 All right. I'll move it a half inch. 16 00:00:27,348 --> 00:00:28,548 Fine. It's your funeral. 17 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:29,768 Oh my god. 18 00:00:30,817 --> 00:00:32,440 Worst prank ever. So stupid. 19 00:00:32,476 --> 00:00:34,056 Holt's not even going to notice. 20 00:00:34,214 --> 00:00:35,231 Good morning. 21 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:40,171 You guys... 22 00:00:40,484 --> 00:00:41,845 the podium, it's... 23 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,153 Ha. 24 00:00:51,314 --> 00:00:52,505 You're crazy! 25 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,706 How did you pull this off? 26 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:12,990 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:13,811 --> 00:01:16,578 Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. 28 00:01:16,663 --> 00:01:18,261 I'll tell you the entire story tonight. 29 00:01:18,297 --> 00:01:20,024 I love you as well. Goodbye. 30 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:22,999 Oh, that was a fun several moments. 31 00:01:23,035 --> 00:01:24,786 So, there's been a series of homicides. 32 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:26,688 Three victims, all young men, 33 00:01:26,723 --> 00:01:28,590 each murdered in their own fashion. 34 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:29,825 A serial killer? How'd they do it? 35 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,793 Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled? 36 00:01:31,828 --> 00:01:32,861 Their bodies were disfigured. 37 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:33,907 I.e. "mangled." Continue. 38 00:01:33,943 --> 00:01:35,197 Our killer cut the victims open 39 00:01:35,232 --> 00:01:36,253 and ripped out their hearts. 40 00:01:36,289 --> 00:01:37,533 Now, before I assign this case... 41 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:38,901 - Five dollars! - What? 42 00:01:38,936 --> 00:01:40,302 I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly. 43 00:01:40,337 --> 00:01:41,403 - That's not how we... - $20. 44 00:01:41,438 --> 00:01:42,572 Just to make this interesting. 45 00:01:42,608 --> 00:01:44,705 - $100 for Jake to have it! - I was going to assign 46 00:01:44,741 --> 00:01:46,842 the case to you and Peralta but perhaps I should 47 00:01:46,877 --> 00:01:48,577 - give it to Diaz instead. - $200! 48 00:01:48,612 --> 00:01:50,344 It's not about the money, Boyle! 49 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:52,214 Commissioner Kelly is breathing down my neck. 50 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:54,749 I need this case handled professionally and maturely. 51 00:01:54,784 --> 00:01:56,661 Name one time I haven't acted professionally. 52 00:01:56,697 --> 00:01:57,719 You're holding a juice box. 53 00:01:57,754 --> 00:01:59,287 It stops me from spilling my juice! 54 00:01:59,322 --> 00:02:00,822 Look, we can handle this, sir. 55 00:02:00,857 --> 00:02:02,791 Do we joke around sometimes? Yes, but when it's time 56 00:02:02,826 --> 00:02:04,392 to buckle down, we're seasoned professionals. 57 00:02:04,427 --> 00:02:05,727 That's why they call us the Spice Boys. 58 00:02:05,762 --> 00:02:06,862 They don't and they won't. 59 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:08,997 Sir, I swear, give us a chance. 60 00:02:09,032 --> 00:02:10,140 We can get this guy. 61 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:13,051 Fine. Case goes to the Spice Boys. 62 00:02:13,086 --> 00:02:14,786 - Please don't call us that. - Too late. 63 00:02:14,821 --> 00:02:16,154 Spice Boy train has left the station. 64 00:02:16,189 --> 00:02:17,088 Toot toot! 65 00:02:17,123 --> 00:02:18,456 Hey, hey, check it out. 66 00:02:18,491 --> 00:02:20,125 It's my lieutenant start paperwork! 67 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,826 It's gonna be so weird not calling you Sarge anymore. 68 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:24,027 Maybe I'll go by Loot. "Morning, Loot!" 69 00:02:24,063 --> 00:02:25,997 "Loot over here." "Let's invite Loot!" 70 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:27,055 What do you think? 71 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:30,168 I bet you're excited about 72 00:02:30,203 --> 00:02:31,788 the raise that comes with your promotion. 73 00:02:31,824 --> 00:02:34,471 Well, Terry doesn't like to talk about money, but, uh... 74 00:02:34,507 --> 00:02:36,140 Cha-ching! 75 00:02:36,175 --> 00:02:37,742 Now I can pay for Showtime. 76 00:02:37,777 --> 00:02:39,277 Find out who or what "SMILF" is! 77 00:02:39,312 --> 00:02:40,912 You know, some people say, "Mo money, mo problems," 78 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:42,547 but those people are idiots. Money's amazing. 79 00:02:42,582 --> 00:02:43,593 Wait, what? 80 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,366 This says there's not enough money 81 00:02:45,451 --> 00:02:47,385 in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise! 82 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:48,351 What does that mean? 83 00:02:48,387 --> 00:02:49,526 They're going to transfer me! 84 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:50,905 _ 85 00:02:52,225 --> 00:02:54,125 Now, I know what you're thinking. 86 00:02:54,463 --> 00:02:56,377 Where'd Dem guts go? 87 00:02:56,412 --> 00:02:57,283 Uh, yeah. 88 00:02:57,319 --> 00:02:58,579 This guy needs a dentist, 89 00:02:58,614 --> 00:03:00,348 because he's got a big ol' cavity. 90 00:03:00,383 --> 00:03:01,916 I love that. I'm stealing it. 91 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:03,651 You cannot steal what is a gift. 92 00:03:03,686 --> 00:03:06,020 Thank you. Okay, so whoever did this, 93 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,888 they weren't careful with the organs. 94 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:10,358 They just sorta grabbed whatever and yanked. 95 00:03:10,393 --> 00:03:12,526 Title of your sex tape. Oh, that's just something 96 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:13,684 we say back at the Nine-Nine. 97 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,528 Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what 98 00:03:15,564 --> 00:03:18,499 we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis. 99 00:03:18,534 --> 00:03:20,368 Oh, I'll have to pick some of that up. 100 00:03:20,403 --> 00:03:22,069 - Why? - Anyway... 101 00:03:22,104 --> 00:03:24,792 most of the killer's incisions are very sloppy 102 00:03:24,828 --> 00:03:27,801 but then once he gets to the heart they become very careful. 103 00:03:27,837 --> 00:03:30,361 I mean, look at the vena cava. That's a clean cut. 104 00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:31,695 Game recognize game. 105 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:33,597 Hmm. I like your style, Doctor Cox. 106 00:03:33,632 --> 00:03:35,599 Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like 107 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:36,867 a status update on the case. 108 00:03:36,902 --> 00:03:39,463 Oh, come on Ray. You make it sound like I'm puttin' the screws to ya. 109 00:03:39,499 --> 00:03:40,862 No, I just popped in to say 110 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:42,139 if you don't solve these murders immediately 111 00:03:42,174 --> 00:03:44,520 there's gonna be some serious consequences. 112 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,562 I'm just messin' with ya! 113 00:03:48,597 --> 00:03:50,764 Listen, you know what would help you catch this guy? 114 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:52,933 I just launched a new app, HotClues. 115 00:03:52,968 --> 00:03:53,940 Are you familiar with it? 116 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,205 The one that allows civilians 117 00:03:55,241 --> 00:03:57,771 to submit anonymous tips directly to the NYPD? 118 00:03:57,806 --> 00:04:00,073 Yes, I'm familiar with... HotClues. 119 00:04:00,108 --> 00:04:01,775 Great! You know, it's actually 120 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:04,144 helped us solve 17 cases, so I think we should ask 121 00:04:04,179 --> 00:04:05,646 for the public's help with this one. 122 00:04:05,681 --> 00:04:07,988 No, study after study has shown that soliciting 123 00:04:08,024 --> 00:04:10,918 anonymous tips results in false leads and wrongful convictions. 124 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:12,402 Hmm. Tell me how you really feel. 125 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,871 - I did. - And I loved it! Such passion! 126 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,273 But I think HotClues could help us here. 127 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:18,542 No, we will solve this case the proper way 128 00:04:18,577 --> 00:04:21,578 with actual police work conducted by the two best 129 00:04:21,613 --> 00:04:24,147 - detectives in the NYPD. - Captain! 130 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:26,654 Well, I certainly hope your methods work. 131 00:04:27,152 --> 00:04:29,198 For the sake of your careers. 132 00:04:29,654 --> 00:04:30,749 Bye now. 133 00:04:31,863 --> 00:04:34,507 Oof! Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape. 134 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,610 'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off. 135 00:04:36,645 --> 00:04:38,171 We are vibing! 136 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:40,413 So... I found out where 137 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,815 they're transferring me. 138 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:44,050 And, you know, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 139 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,752 Oh! Somewhere nice? Upper West Side? 140 00:04:45,787 --> 00:04:47,854 No, even better. 141 00:04:48,139 --> 00:04:49,472 Staten Island! 142 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:52,241 Good one, Loot. 143 00:04:52,276 --> 00:04:54,444 - Where you really going? - No, I'm serious. Staten! 144 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:55,912 Wait, they're transferring you out of New York? 145 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,313 It's part of the City! 146 00:04:57,348 --> 00:04:59,115 - Is it, though? - Hey, Staten Island is great. 147 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:02,051 It's got parks, loads of bike paths, 148 00:05:02,086 --> 00:05:04,253 tons of up and coming restaurants... 149 00:05:04,288 --> 00:05:06,189 I mean... easy access to New Jersey! 150 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,024 You're lying. Your right pec is popping 151 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:10,159 all over the place. We all know that's your tell. 152 00:05:10,194 --> 00:05:12,095 Of course I'm lying! It's Staten Island! 153 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,612 The precinct is the One-Two-Two. 154 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,048 How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? 155 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,851 One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! 156 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,787 I sound like a damn choo-choo train! 157 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:22,889 Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? 158 00:05:22,924 --> 00:05:24,991 Uh, well, we're still in the early stages. 159 00:05:25,026 --> 00:05:26,726 Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence? 160 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:27,994 Oh my god. I wish. 161 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,429 Look, we need to solve this to prove to that idiot 162 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,900 John Kelly, how inane and useless his little app is. 163 00:05:33,935 --> 00:05:35,301 Oh dip. I see what's going on. 164 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,537 - Holt is feeling petty. - I'm not being petty. 165 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:38,738 I can assure you my feelings 166 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,173 about John Kelly are purely professional. 167 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,052 Are they? Because every time his name 168 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:43,893 is brought up in our group text thread you immediately send back 169 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,194 a super catty GIF of some lady 170 00:05:45,229 --> 00:05:46,862 from "The Durrells in Corfu" rolling her eyes. 171 00:05:46,897 --> 00:05:49,832 That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated by the pace of life on Corfu! 172 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:51,019 Wait, the group text thread is back? 173 00:05:51,055 --> 00:05:52,050 - No. - We misspoke. 174 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,552 - Yeah. - Look, if you can't solve this case, 175 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:55,188 I'll reassign it to someone who can. 176 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,657 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! I have an idea. 177 00:05:56,693 --> 00:05:58,599 We need to get into the mind of a sicko. 178 00:05:58,739 --> 00:06:02,871 And the only way to do that is with the help of another sicko. 179 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,336 Jake! It's so good to see you! 180 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,405 Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! 181 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,866 Also, don't hug me 'cause I will try to eat you. 182 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,327 This is such a surprise! 183 00:06:19,363 --> 00:06:21,184 I haven't seen you since I transferred here! 184 00:06:21,387 --> 00:06:22,687 - How's Amy? - She's great! 185 00:06:22,723 --> 00:06:24,684 We're married and she's a Sergeant now. 186 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,605 - Wow! - Yeah! How's everything here? 187 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:28,141 You know, same old same old. 188 00:06:28,176 --> 00:06:30,559 - Guess who's here? Herman. - Herman! 189 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:32,862 Always playing Yahtzee, knew everybody's name. 190 00:06:32,897 --> 00:06:34,097 - Worshipped Satan. - Did he? 191 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,166 He never mentioned that. 192 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,135 - He wouldn't shut up about it. - It is exhausting. 193 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,684 Well, I'm Charles. I'm Jake's best friend. 194 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,539 Charles, he's serving three life sentences. 195 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,108 No need to flex. So Caleb, we're tracking 196 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,137 a serial killer and I was thinking 197 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:49,322 you could help us get inside his head. 198 00:06:49,358 --> 00:06:50,696 Just because I ate humans 199 00:06:50,731 --> 00:06:52,431 doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake. 200 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:53,833 Caleb, come on. That's not what I meant. 201 00:06:53,918 --> 00:06:55,151 I'm just kidding. 202 00:06:55,186 --> 00:06:57,019 I'm probably friends with the guy online. 203 00:06:57,054 --> 00:06:58,354 What's his deal? 204 00:06:58,389 --> 00:07:00,887 Well, he's been murdering young men 205 00:07:00,923 --> 00:07:02,489 and cutting out their hearts. 206 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:03,691 Ew. What? 207 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:04,794 I would never eat a heart. 208 00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:06,130 I stick to the normal stuff. 209 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,235 Butts and thighs. 210 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:09,932 One time I ate a foot, but it was nasty. 211 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:11,300 - Yeah, I can see that. - You know what? 212 00:07:11,335 --> 00:07:13,669 There was some weird guy on the forum recently. 213 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:15,137 - The forum? - Yeah, it's a chat room 214 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:17,473 for people who like to talk about eating human beings 215 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:18,974 but definitely won't act on it. 216 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:20,976 Wink. Yeah, it's hosted on... 217 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:22,113 - Reddit. - Obviously. 218 00:07:22,149 --> 00:07:24,613 Anyways, he showed up from out of nowhere asking questions 219 00:07:24,648 --> 00:07:26,015 - about cutting out hearts. - Really? 220 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,249 Do you know anything else about him? 221 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:28,487 I'd never seen him on there before 222 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:30,613 but you could check the logs. I'll approve you. 223 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:32,115 - I'm an admin. - Ah. 224 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,918 Oh, you might want to switch to incognito mode. 225 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,660 Otherwise your targeted ads will be pretty cannibal-specific. 226 00:07:37,746 --> 00:07:38,781 Ah, good to know. 227 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:40,317 Well, it was good to see you, Caleb. 228 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:41,456 Send me that info. 229 00:07:44,513 --> 00:07:46,552 Hey Terry, you okay? You skipped all your lunches. 230 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:48,520 I'm going through the budget to see if there's any way 231 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,289 we could save enough money for me to stay here. 232 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:52,191 - You find anything yet? - Yeah, we could 233 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:55,894 switch to generic printer ink, cut down on custodial services, 234 00:07:55,929 --> 00:07:57,796 and stop buying office birthday cakes. 235 00:07:57,831 --> 00:08:00,032 - Over my dead body! - It's just an idea. 236 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,167 - Well, take it off the table! - Damn, Scully, fine. 237 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:03,669 We could stop paying for an exterminator. 238 00:08:03,704 --> 00:08:04,791 It's pointless. We all have guns. 239 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:05,845 Who am I kidding? 240 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,056 We'll never save enough to keep me at the Nine-Nine. 241 00:08:08,091 --> 00:08:09,791 You're right. The only way to free up 242 00:08:09,826 --> 00:08:11,526 that money is if you fire someone. 243 00:08:11,611 --> 00:08:14,379 What? I can't just fire someone without cause. 244 00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:17,682 Come on. We all know there's a bunch of dead weight around here. 245 00:08:17,717 --> 00:08:20,318 Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails, 246 00:08:20,403 --> 00:08:22,604 phone etiquette that makes me want to barf. 247 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:23,939 Let's axe a dud! 248 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:26,208 Damn, Amy. I am loving this shade on you. 249 00:08:26,393 --> 00:08:27,859 But Loot's right. We can't just fire somebody. 250 00:08:27,894 --> 00:08:30,921 That said, you could "inspire" somebody to quit. 251 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,012 For example, Broadway Brian. 252 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,834 Yes! Broadway Brian, of course! 253 00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:37,435 Who the hell is Broadway Brian? 254 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,503 Brian in records. 255 00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:41,272 He's always talking about what a great singer he is 256 00:08:41,307 --> 00:08:43,408 and how his dream is to be in musicals. 257 00:08:43,819 --> 00:08:46,244 You just need to convince him to go for his dream. 258 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:48,413 Oh, I don't know. That feels underhanded. 259 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,484 It's never underhanded to help somebody follow their dream. 260 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,549 Yesterday, I was watching "Ellen," 261 00:08:51,584 --> 00:08:53,384 and she had this woman on who wanted to be a chef, 262 00:08:53,419 --> 00:08:55,053 but she didn't have any taste buds, so she quit her job, 263 00:08:55,088 --> 00:08:56,521 hired her best friend to be her taste tester. 264 00:08:56,556 --> 00:08:58,022 And now they have the best taco truck in Lansing. 265 00:08:58,057 --> 00:08:59,390 It was inspiration as [bleep]. 266 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:00,693 Yeah. 267 00:09:00,948 --> 00:09:02,714 I'd just be helping him follow his dream! 268 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:04,316 I'd be doing him a favor! 269 00:09:04,352 --> 00:09:07,634 I'm going to inspire Brian's ass right out of this office! 270 00:09:08,021 --> 00:09:09,320 For him, not me. 271 00:09:09,356 --> 00:09:11,403 Dreams, and whatnot, you know. 272 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,793 Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back 273 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,456 and he found his way here on his own 274 00:09:15,491 --> 00:09:16,951 without any tips from the public. 275 00:09:16,987 --> 00:09:19,054 - How impressive is that? - Well, thank you, Raymond. 276 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:20,384 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 277 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,019 Thought I'd check on your progress. 278 00:09:22,214 --> 00:09:24,315 Um, we have a solid lead. 279 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:25,983 Suspicious online behavior 280 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:28,152 from someone using the name Jamburger77. 281 00:09:28,187 --> 00:09:29,987 There's only one person in the tri-state area 282 00:09:30,022 --> 00:09:31,756 with that surname... Eileen Jamburger. 283 00:09:31,941 --> 00:09:34,942 101 years old, and immediately racist on the phone. 284 00:09:34,977 --> 00:09:36,444 She is not a suspect at this time. 285 00:09:36,479 --> 00:09:38,679 But the user did make one non-cannibal post. 286 00:09:38,714 --> 00:09:42,226 A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion. 287 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:43,362 Real creep car. 288 00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:45,999 So, we pulled records on every 2006 Ion in the city 289 00:09:46,035 --> 00:09:47,343 and we're following up on them now. 290 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,645 Well, I'll be. 291 00:09:48,681 --> 00:09:50,623 That's some nice police work, Peralta. 292 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,193 - And Charles. - I especially like how 293 00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:53,838 you found evidence, followed up on it, 294 00:09:53,874 --> 00:09:55,675 and it's lead you closer to a solve. 295 00:09:55,865 --> 00:09:57,698 No, I agree, Peralta. It's excellent work. 296 00:09:57,733 --> 00:09:59,047 You must've hated saying that. 297 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,418 No, I didn't. I like giving compliments. 298 00:10:01,453 --> 00:10:04,221 You have a nice deep voice. It is very commanding. 299 00:10:04,256 --> 00:10:07,024 Cut the crap, John. You're furious! 300 00:10:07,059 --> 00:10:08,400 And everyone can tell! 301 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:11,993 See? Very commanding. 302 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:15,165 So, I know Raymond has some issues with HotClues, 303 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,134 but we did put the call out on the app 304 00:10:17,169 --> 00:10:19,303 and got a very promising tip. 305 00:10:19,338 --> 00:10:21,205 Look, we're not going against our Captain. 306 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,755 So this guy says he saw someone covered in blood 307 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,525 getting out of a Saturn Ion. 308 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:28,233 But you don't need that tip 309 00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:31,637 because you are among the best detectives in the NYPD! 310 00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:37,020 You're right, we don't need that tip! 311 00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:38,936 But seriously, send us that tip. We need it. 312 00:10:39,768 --> 00:10:41,335 Hey, Brian! What are you up to? 313 00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:43,255 Typing in numbers into a computer. 314 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:45,912 Like I always do endlessly for 40-60 hours a week. 315 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:48,350 Well, when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life! 316 00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:51,351 Unless, do you not love sad data entry? 317 00:10:51,386 --> 00:10:53,120 Well, my passion is performing. 318 00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:54,488 I do musical theater. 319 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,539 - It's the hardest form of acting. - I agree! 320 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:58,975 I am always saying, if you're not singing, 321 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,372 - you're not acting. - Right! 322 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,311 It's probably hard to audition 323 00:11:02,347 --> 00:11:03,980 because you're always here, right? 324 00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:07,150 Yes! I had to pass up a chance to read for "Seussical." 325 00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:09,002 You know Brian, this makes me think 326 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,337 of something I saw on "Ellen." 327 00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:12,973 There was this lady, she wanted to be a cook, 328 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,774 but her tongue was all messed up, 329 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:17,911 and she had this friend who didn't even have a tongue... 330 00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:19,120 I mean, she did, 331 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,657 and now they own a taco truck in Lansing! 332 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,233 Huh? 333 00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:25,685 Follow your dreams, man! 334 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,120 You gotta follow your dreams. 335 00:11:27,155 --> 00:11:28,727 Find your taco truck! 336 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,748 Wow. Thank you. 337 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,542 That gives me a lot to think about. 338 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,428 So what did you come down here for? 339 00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:39,685 Oh, uh, I had to borrow... 340 00:11:39,721 --> 00:11:41,021 the water cooler! 341 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,269 All right. Thanks, Brian. 342 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:44,725 Think about what I said. 343 00:11:45,106 --> 00:11:47,974 So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back 344 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:49,242 and the woman at the desk said 345 00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:50,710 it belongs to the man in room 203. 346 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:53,346 - One "Larry Bird." - Obvious fake name. 347 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:55,348 Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? 348 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:56,916 If you're trying not to draw attention, 349 00:11:56,951 --> 00:11:58,235 why not go with something like "John Smith?" 350 00:11:58,271 --> 00:11:59,419 From "Pocahontas"? 351 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,687 Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. 352 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,246 Excuse me, is there ice yet? 353 00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:05,757 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here. 354 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,105 I'm a police officer. 355 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,766 Well, then I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. 356 00:12:08,802 --> 00:12:10,327 There hasn't been ice here for days 357 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,230 and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed 358 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,799 - to be served chilled. - You're an adult. 359 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:15,023 Why are you drinking wine coolers? 360 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,818 - Because I'm on vacation. - Okay. 361 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,938 Well, I'll mention the ice. 362 00:12:18,974 --> 00:12:20,440 Thanks. Pig. 363 00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:21,543 Okay. 364 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,478 Oh, it's Holt. 365 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:26,445 I didn't tell him what we were doing. 366 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,502 I'll act natural. 367 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,972 You're not gonna be on the phone call. Just do nothing. 368 00:12:29,008 --> 00:12:30,118 Hey, Captain! 369 00:12:30,154 --> 00:12:31,688 What delicious water I'm drinking! 370 00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,836 Sorry that we didn't check in before we left. 371 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,404 We're just down at the DMV following up 372 00:12:35,439 --> 00:12:36,838 - on the Saturn owners. - Lies! 373 00:12:36,874 --> 00:12:38,807 Captain! How'd you know we were here? 374 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:39,793 I followed you! 375 00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:41,603 John Kelly gave you a "Hot Clue," didn't he? 376 00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,312 How dare you disobey me. 377 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,647 Come on, sir, it was a good tip 378 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,048 and we're trying to catch a serial killer. 379 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,227 Well then let's see this tip, 380 00:12:47,263 --> 00:12:49,363 this groundbreaking tip 381 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,899 that threatens to blow the case wide open. 382 00:12:50,935 --> 00:12:53,169 Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt. 383 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,338 Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty. 384 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,673 You just said, "naw, bitch." 385 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,576 Show me the tip. 386 00:12:57,612 --> 00:12:59,012 Title of your sex tape. 387 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,113 I was behind the Royal Motor Inn. 388 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,949 I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion 389 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,180 and he was covered in blood. 390 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,685 Anyway, Baba Booey! 391 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,620 Baba Booey? Is that a clue? 392 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,756 Uh, I don't know what Baba Booey means, actually. 393 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,125 It's a popular prank phrase from Howard Stern. 394 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,494 - Charles! - Oh, from a shock jock. 395 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,795 Well, that changes everything. 396 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,492 Now we have a credible break in the case. 397 00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:20,669 Baba Booey! 398 00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:22,753 NYPD, open up! 399 00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:24,236 Uh, just a minute! 400 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,505 Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up 401 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,906 his collection of hearts. 402 00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:30,937 Goin' in! Get back. 403 00:13:32,497 --> 00:13:34,564 - There's blood everywhere! - He went out the window. 404 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,758 I'll go around back. 405 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,184 Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room. 406 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,186 Whoop-Dee-doo! Should we throw him a parade? 407 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,992 Yeah! Maybe! 408 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,534 Patrols have searched a five-block radius. 409 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:47,748 No sign of the perp. 410 00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,670 And there were no prints. He was wearing gloves. 411 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,338 - Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. - Nope. 412 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:52,742 Gentlemen, there's something I need to say. 413 00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:54,170 I gave you such a hard time 414 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,377 about using Commissioner Kelly's app because I was being petty. 415 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,647 I wanted him to fail and I took it out on you 416 00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:02,160 and for that I am very... 417 00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:06,874 Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir. 418 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,107 Were you going to finish your sentence? 419 00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:09,294 It felt like you were going to say you were sorry. 420 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,625 I did. Boyle heard it. 421 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,393 Uh, I would remember if someone said my catch phrase. 422 00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:14,495 Fine, I'm sorry. 423 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,531 I'm very sorry. 424 00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:18,499 Apology accepted. 425 00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,801 - I am so proud of you. - Peralta. 426 00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:22,103 You're right. I'll rub it in later. 427 00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,638 What matters now is solving this case. 428 00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:25,106 Now, our murderer may have gotten away, 429 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:27,008 but we did find his kill room. 430 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,843 Maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing, yet. 431 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:30,778 Perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit. 432 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,514 I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates. 433 00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:35,182 No, it's true. We're friends. 434 00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:38,092 - He ate kids! - Well, people are complicated. 435 00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:39,520 Now, I'll tell you one thing. 436 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:40,988 You are not looking for a cannibal. 437 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:42,790 - Why do you say that? - With all that blood? 438 00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:45,626 No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce. 439 00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:47,128 See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you. 440 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:49,345 - Who are you? - Can I see that picture again? 441 00:14:49,502 --> 00:14:51,536 Oh man, those are some nice tools. 442 00:14:51,572 --> 00:14:53,205 I would love to spread some ribs 443 00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:54,574 using that sternum retractor, 444 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:55,968 but they only sell those to hospitals. 445 00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:57,871 Wait a minute. What did you just say? 446 00:14:57,907 --> 00:14:59,974 I said I'd love to get my little fingies 447 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:00,908 in some chesties. 448 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,677 No, no, no. Not the super gross part. 449 00:15:02,712 --> 00:15:03,878 Surgery-grade tools, 450 00:15:03,913 --> 00:15:05,046 precise incisions around the heart, 451 00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:06,781 and there was no ice at the motel. 452 00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:08,683 Because the perp was using it for the hearts. 453 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,685 We're not looking for a serial killer. 454 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,553 He stole the hearts for a transplant! 455 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:13,988 Boom! We solved it. 456 00:15:14,023 --> 00:15:16,324 - Boyle, give me a hug. - Yeah! 457 00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:18,892 No! 458 00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:20,563 Hey, I did it! 459 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,897 I talked to Brian and encouraged him to pursue his dreams. 460 00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:24,398 Really? Is he gonna quit? 461 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,000 I don't know, that was the first step. 462 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,868 But I figure if I talk to him twice a day 463 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,870 - for the next few weeks... - Attention, everyone! 464 00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:32,006 Today will be my final day at the Nine-Nine. 465 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,674 Damn, Loot. That was fast. 466 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,176 I will be taking my talents to Broadway 467 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:37,178 and I owe it all to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords. 468 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,846 All I did was believe in you. 469 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,147 And it changed everything. 470 00:15:40,182 --> 00:15:42,550 So Lieutenant, this one's for you. 471 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:43,605 Oh. 472 00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:45,853 ♪ Another opening ♪ 473 00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,154 ♪ Another show ♪ 474 00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:49,357 - Uh oh. - ♪ From Philly, Boston ♪ 475 00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:50,591 ♪ To Baltimore ♪ 476 00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,005 Amy, you said he could sing. 477 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,208 I didn't say he could sing. He said he could sing. 478 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,944 ♪ Dance break! ♪ 479 00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,547 What have I done? 480 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,204 - Bye, Jake! - Here it is. 481 00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:05,172 The federal heart transplant waiting list. 482 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,775 Check out who's all the way down at 2,319. 483 00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:10,945 Angelo Rinaldi, who runs the Rinaldi crime family. 484 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,581 Well. Then let's pay him a visit. 485 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,025 - NYPD! - Hands where we can see them! 486 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,910 There's a heart in the cooler. 487 00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:21,480 Sorry, Rinaldi, the only transplant happening today 488 00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:23,016 is your ass to jail. 489 00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:24,685 He is definitely unconscious and didn't hear any of that. 490 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,524 But I'm still pumped. Case closed. Let's go! 491 00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,296 So Rinaldi had his trigger-man stealing hearts 492 00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:31,532 so he could have a transplant. 493 00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,634 That is fun! Good job, Ray. 494 00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:34,969 Thank you, Commissioner Kelly. 495 00:16:35,004 --> 00:16:36,564 We couldn't have done it without your... 496 00:16:38,369 --> 00:16:40,401 Sir, you're doing the trailing off thing again. 497 00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,477 Help. Um... and I owe you an apology. 498 00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:46,213 I'm sorry and I must admit, 499 00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:48,565 you've really got something on your hands with this... 500 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,751 HotClues app. 501 00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:52,420 Well, that is so nice of you to say. 502 00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:54,422 But, if you like the app now, 503 00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:57,158 wait until you see the updates we're rolling out. 504 00:16:57,193 --> 00:16:59,894 Now you can Auto-Tune your tips. Show 'em, Micah. 505 00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,829 ♪ There's a mysterious package ♪ 506 00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:03,097 ♪ On the corner of Fourth and Park ♪ 507 00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:04,832 - ♪ 4th and Park ♪ - Huh? Sounds... 508 00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,886 Pretty nifty. 509 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:07,994 No... 510 00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,104 You a Stern fan, Micah? 511 00:17:10,139 --> 00:17:12,306 Oh yeah. Listen every day. 512 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,507 Baba Booey! 513 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,443 - Baba Booey? - Baba Booey. 514 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:16,595 Baba Booey. 515 00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:18,889 You're the guy from the video. 516 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,632 You called in the tip. 517 00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:21,834 Yeah. 518 00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,784 Ah, Micah, do me a favor. 519 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:25,313 Give us a moment here, all right? 520 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:26,449 Nobody in or out. 521 00:17:26,485 --> 00:17:28,085 Lock the doors. Thanks, bud. 522 00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,654 Actually Micah, you wanna leave that door unlocked 523 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,056 in case we want to make a quick getaway? 524 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,559 I'm gonna do what he told me to do. 525 00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,186 Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud. 526 00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:37,615 What's going on, Kelly? 527 00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:40,653 Why is your assistant submitting tips? 528 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,971 Because they already had the information. 529 00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,805 The tips aren't coming from the public at all. 530 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,869 Oh, cool theory. 531 00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,282 But if I already had the information, 532 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,091 why am I pouring so much money into developing this app? 533 00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:51,560 To hide where you're getting it. 534 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:53,482 Because you're using illegal wiretaps or something! 535 00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:56,899 You got me! You guys are good! 536 00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:59,268 I just love how you ping pong off each other. 537 00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:01,603 This is blatantly unconstitutional. 538 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,405 - I'm going to the press! - Yes, you should. 539 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,108 But first, do you know what a stingray is? 540 00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:07,573 Of course we know what a Stingray is. 541 00:18:07,609 --> 00:18:08,777 Tenderest meat in the ocean! 542 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,796 No, stingray is a portable cell tower. 543 00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:12,157 You drive it around the city. 544 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,632 It captures data from any cell phone within reach. 545 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:18,804 Like, oh, text messages, location history, voicemail... 546 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,028 Oh my god. 547 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:21,807 You have a "Dark Knight" machine! 548 00:18:21,842 --> 00:18:23,475 Yes, I do, and the three of you 549 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,013 are not going to say a word about it 550 00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:26,549 because the 18 felons 551 00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:29,347 we captured through the system, they'd go free. 552 00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:30,849 That's unfortunate, but it's better 553 00:18:30,884 --> 00:18:32,051 than living in a police state. 554 00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:33,752 - I'm not sitting on this. - Okay. 555 00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:36,155 But I can assure you, you can't prove this program exists. 556 00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,723 It's just your word against mine. 557 00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:39,658 - I'm more than fine with that. - You shouldn't be. 558 00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:42,494 Because I can prove you'd do anything to sabotage me. 559 00:18:42,529 --> 00:18:45,497 My stingray captured your texts, too. 560 00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:47,833 No, he has the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF! 561 00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:49,701 Oh-ho-ho. Way worse. 562 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:51,403 You wrote several people, 563 00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:54,535 "I would do anything to rid the NYPD of John Kelly. 564 00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:56,071 "Sincerely, Raymond Holt." 565 00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:58,864 You have got to stop signing your text messages! 566 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,679 What do I do? 567 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,047 Brian sounds terrible. 568 00:19:02,082 --> 00:19:03,182 I can't let him quit his job! 569 00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:04,750 He'll never get cast in anything. 570 00:19:04,785 --> 00:19:06,418 Maybe he'll be one of those people on "The Voice" 571 00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:08,187 that's so bad they become an Internet sensation. 572 00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:10,022 That's not what they do on "The Voice", Amy, 573 00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:11,457 that's "American Idol"! 574 00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:13,242 "The Voice" is purely a celebration of talent. 575 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,079 If he wants to pursue his dream and it doesn't work out, 576 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:17,415 that's not on you. He made his choice. 577 00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:19,785 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, no blood on my hands. 578 00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,200 I just need to let him do his thing. 579 00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:23,936 - Terry... - Hey, Brian! 580 00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:26,671 So, what did you think of my song? 581 00:19:28,475 --> 00:19:30,709 - I loved how loud it was. - Thank you. 582 00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:33,112 I wouldn't have had the courage to do it without you. 583 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:34,646 Sure, I daydream about it all the time, 584 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:36,748 but being a single dad, I always chickened out. 585 00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:38,383 You... have... a kid? 586 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,452 I have kids. Three under three. 587 00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:43,422 Oh, fun! Hey, unrelated. 588 00:19:43,457 --> 00:19:45,390 Uh, what's your financial situation like? 589 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:47,392 Do you have savings to fall back on? 590 00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:48,727 Do you come from wealth, or...? 591 00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:50,262 No, no, but... 592 00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:55,167 ♪ That's not gonna stop my dreams ♪ 593 00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:56,335 Sick pipes, Bri. 594 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:57,903 - Good luck out there. - Thanks. 595 00:19:57,938 --> 00:20:00,131 No! I can't let you do this. 596 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,508 What? 597 00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:05,144 You're a bad singer, man. I don't want to be mean, 598 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:07,012 but if you try to make a living at this, 599 00:20:07,047 --> 00:20:08,573 you will die on the street. 600 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:10,350 Oh. 601 00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:13,023 Thanks for telling me. 602 00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:16,587 - So that's it, then. - Yup. 603 00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:18,357 Next week is my last week at the Nine-Nine. 604 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:20,125 Attention, everyone! 605 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,127 I will be giving up singing. 606 00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:24,530 This will be my final performance. 607 00:20:24,565 --> 00:20:28,000 ♪ One pound two ounces... ♪ 608 00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:29,727 Not now, Brian! 609 00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:33,438 Sir, there you are. 610 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,973 We've been looking everywhere for. 611 00:20:35,008 --> 00:20:36,275 Kevin says he hasn't heard from you all night. 612 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,010 Yes, I've been sitting in my office 613 00:20:38,045 --> 00:20:39,778 wallowing in my hopelessness, 614 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,702 and eating the saddest food known to mankind. 615 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:44,449 Ice cream. 616 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,118 Oh my god, he's Bridget Jones-ing. 617 00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:47,719 Okay, well it's time to put that aside 618 00:20:47,754 --> 00:20:49,488 and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy. 619 00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:50,823 - Dry beans? - Sure! 620 00:20:50,859 --> 00:20:53,491 Look. We can still stop John Kelly. 621 00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:55,327 All we need is some hard evidence. 622 00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:58,330 How? He won't let us anywhere near him or One Police Plaza. 623 00:20:58,365 --> 00:21:00,132 I know, which is why I've assembled 624 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,301 a team of powerful allies in the NYPD. 625 00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:03,735 No, that's too risky. 626 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:05,804 How do you know they're not loyal to John Kelly? 627 00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:08,507 Because these people aren't loyal to anybody. 628 00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:22,850 I made a suicide squad! 629 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:27,354 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com