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Gentlemen, may I present
to you the Suicide Squad.
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Hang on there, genius.
You want us, your enemies,
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to help you bring down
Commissioner Kelly?
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You guys consider me your enemy?
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You're some of my best friends.
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We haven't talked to you in,
like, three years, C.J.
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Wait, yeah.
I'm thinking of different guys.
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Oh, Raymond, that you came
to me to ask for help
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shows how much you've matured.
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You know what else shows
how much you've matured?
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Your withered face.
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Now I know why you refer
to this as a Suicide Squad,
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Peralta, because I already
want to kill myself.
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Why don't you wait a week?
You'll probably die of old age.
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The only way I'm going to die
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is if you touch me with
one of your bony fingers
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and drag me across
the River Styx, you reaper.
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Ah, wonderful. Very creative.
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Look, John Kelly has to be stopped.
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He's spying on civilians.
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It's unconstitutional and it's wrong.
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Please. Do you think any one
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of these jackals cares about
what's right or wrong?
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- I'll help.
- See, sir?
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There is good in every person.
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But I want it to be known
it's for selfish reasons.
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Why would you want that to be known?
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'Cause I've never met C.J. before
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and I want him to think that I'm cool.
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It's working.
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I mean, I love how
you're taking over the room.
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Like that? Yeah, it's awesome.
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You know, I actually wouldn't mind
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getting rid of John Kelly either.
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That guy makes up so many dumb rules.
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He told me I couldn't eat raw chicken.
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And you think a new commissioner will...
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Yeah, he's already on board,
so yes, a new commissioner
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would let you eat raw chicken
for whatever reason.
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- It's healthier.
- It sure is, Ceej.
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And what do you hope
to get out of this, Madeline?
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Let me guess... Revenge on
Dorothy for killing your sister?
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I want the same as you, Raymond...
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I think what John Kelly
is doing is terrible.
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Yes, well said, Wuntch.
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So, we're all on board.
This is exciting!
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Let's bring it in, huh?
"Suicide Squad" on three.
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Ready? One, two...
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I don't touch other dudes' hands.
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- Whose hand is sticky?
- It might be me.
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- I ate a popsicle earlier.
- It's probably Madeline.
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Cockroaches release
a mucus-like secretion.
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You would know about roaches, you roach.
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And three! Suicide Squad!
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
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Why is Santiago here?
We agreed to keep this secret.
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Well, it's hard to keep secrets
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when you're married to an ace detective.
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He told me as soon as he got home.
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I did. I'm so excited
about the Suicide Squad.
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Oh, I love seeing these glimpses
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of domestic Peraltiago.
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- Now kiss.
- No.
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- You don't do it enough.
- We do it all the time,
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- just not in front of you.
- It's been a year!
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We don't have time for this.
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Now, Kelly's stingrays
can steal cell phone data
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from anyone, including us, so I procured
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special equipment for us
to communicate with.
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Extremely old beepers?
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Yeah, they're analog, so the
stingrays can't detect them.
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I had one of these in high
school, and it was so cool.
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You're just sitting in math class,
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and you feel that buzz,
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and it's your dad saying he loves you.
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The rest of the day,
you're just walking on air.
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Did you guys just kiss?
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- Hm?
- Did I miss it?
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Yes. It was very unprofessional.
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- Oh, come on!
- I don't like this.
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I wouldn't wish working
with Madeline Wuntch
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on my worst enemy, and my worst enemy
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is Madeline Wuntch, whom I hate.
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Look, if you wanna stop Kelly,
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she's the key to my entire plan.
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So, either you get over it,
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or we walk away from
this thing right now.
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Ugh, fine.
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I will learn to trust Madeline Wuntch.
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I will never trust Madeline Wuntch.
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She's a venomous snake
waiting to strike,
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and you know what we do to snakes.
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Chop their heads off. Remove the skin.
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- Turn them into boots.
- Don't be absurd.
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Who would want Trollskin boots?
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You just said she was a snake.
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The devil comes in many forms.
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No, what I meant was
I want you to follow her
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and make sure she doesn't betray us.
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And, uh, don't tell Peralta.
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Count me in.
I got nothing else going on.
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Aren't you supposed to be getting ready
to transfer to Staten Island?
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- Eh, that's not real.
- It was pretty real last week.
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That's before I decided
to pretend it wasn't.
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- I'm in denial.
- Most people who are in denial
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don't usually say they're in denial.
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That's because they're in denial
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about being in denial.
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But I'm not in denial.
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I'm in denial.
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Is Jeffords' brain okay
for this mission?
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Yes, sir... for this and all
future Nine-Nine missions,
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which I'll definitely be a part of.
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But let's go.
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So, this apartment will be our base
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for the duration of the mission.
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Thank you to The Vulture
for procuring it.
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Hey, don't thank me.
Thank my boy, Billy.
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He said the place was mine
while he's still in prison.
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That's not what it sounds like.
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His only crime was planning
a kickass music festival.
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Are you friends with
the Fyre Festival guy?
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Best friends. He got a bum rap.
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You can learn about it when
my documentary comes out.
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It points all the blame
where it clearly belongs...
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with the island people.
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Wow, so many levels of terrible there.
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All right, we need to catch Kelly
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in the act of illegally spying,
so here's the plan.
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We commit a fake crime so serious
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that he's forced to deploy the stingray.
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- What kind of crime?
- We're gonna kidnap a cop.
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But not just any cop...
it needs to be someone
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so high-ranking that it sends shockwaves
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through the system,
but not important enough
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that their absence negatively
impacts the NYPD in any way.
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Who you guys thinking?
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We're clearly all looking at you.
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Oh, God. Am I in charge of the meeting?
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Dismissed. Dismissed.
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No. You're getting kidnapped, C.J.
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Amy, Charles, and I
will be the kidnappers.
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Captain Holt is the driver.
Here's how it'll go down.
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- Approaching the target.
- All right, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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Actually, scratch that.
We're not gonna use ski masks.
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We'll use cool rubber masks.
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Ooh, we should be the ladies
of "The First Wives Club."
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I call Keaton.
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We're not gonna do
"First Wives Club" masks.
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Just because you can't be Keaton?
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- Grow up, Jake!
- No, because they don't exist.
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And also, yeah,
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Keaton is clearly the coolest one
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and I don't think it's really fair
that you just "called her."
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Forget it.
We'll wear scary gorilla masks.
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- Approaching the target.
- Okay, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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When C.J. goes to get
his morning coffee,
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we will arrive and grab him.
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He will pretend to struggle
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just enough to attract attention.
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Help! Help!
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I'm gonna write this down
so I remember my lines.
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I can see that you already
have the word "milk"
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written on your hand.
I know where this is going.
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Milk! Milk!
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- Don't do that.
- Too risky.
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What if you leave DNA evidence
at the scene?
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Well, luckily,
it's a missing person's case,
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so the lead detective
will be The Vulture.
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He will arrive and...
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No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, Peralta.
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You forgot to say that
I ride in on my motorcycle.
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Okay, The Vulture who
rode in on his motorcycle...
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Kobe.
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Will take charge and
eliminate any evidence
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we left behind.
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- There's nothing here.
- Make sure the other people
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working with you
are your worst detectives.
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I got just the guys for you.
I mean, they're real duds.
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I wouldn't even trust
those two to get coffee for me.
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Gerard, tell him where we're at.
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Brooklyn.
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You know, you guys take off,
all right? I got this.
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- All right.
- Hey, you. Come here.
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You wanna tell me what you saw?
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I'll tell you what I'd like to see.
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- Your big...
- Stop.
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I'm the one describing the plan.
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What, so there's not
gonna be any sex at all?
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No. The point is,
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without any good leads,
Kelly will give the order
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to use the stingray...
an order that we will record
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thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch.
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Not possible.
Kelly won't tell me anything.
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- He won't even meet with me.
- Perhaps you can sneak in
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disguised as an old leather chair.
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Will you calm down?
She works at One Police Plaza.
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All you have to do is "run into him."
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Commissioner Kelly.
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Oh, Madeline. I didn't see you there.
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I thought you were an old leather chair.
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- He's not gonna say that.
- He might.
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You're worse than The Vulture.
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Anyways, give him a handshake,
a pat on the back...
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I heard your app caught a serial killer.
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HotClues strikes again.
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- Yes, indeedy.
- And plant the bug.
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And that's the plan.
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That is exactly how tomorrow's gonna go.
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Got it.
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So you do or you don't
want me to yell "milk"?
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- Approaching the target.
- Okay, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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I thought we were getting rubber masks.
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Yeah, I couldn't find any.
It's not Halloween.
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These look like they're from
"Fifty Shades of Grey."
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Yeah, I got them from a sex shop, Amy,
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and we're lucky to have them.
There were only three left.
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At least you're not wearing a gimp mask.
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Look, there weren't a lot of options.
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It was a very awkward
retail interaction.
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Can we please just kidnap C.J. now?
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Leave me alone!
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- Leave me alone!
- What the [bleep]?
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You'll never get me alive! Help!
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Help! Somebody call the police!
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Here, take her. Take her instead of me.
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No, don't hurt me.
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Don't hurt me.
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- Oh, it's you.
- Yeah, it's us.
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Now, get in the van.
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Oh, okay.
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Help!
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Hey, could we stop and get a Slushee?
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It's just that you guys kinda
made me drop it back there.
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- What the hell was that, C.J.?
- I'm sorry!
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I didn't know it was you.
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You were supposed to be
in gorilla masks.
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Okay, so, let me get this straight.
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You thought that we were real kidnappers
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who showed up at the exact time
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that we planned a fake kidnapping?
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Exactly. You get it. He gets it.
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Nobody is following us.
248
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I'm headed back to the apartment.
249
00:07:56,996 --> 00:07:58,649
Okay, look, that didn't go great,
250
00:07:58,693 --> 00:08:00,695
but we got away, and on the plus side,
251
00:08:00,738 --> 00:08:02,218
no more of the plan hinges on C.J.
252
00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:03,393
Oh, thank God.
253
00:08:03,437 --> 00:08:04,655
He pulled off your mask, Jake.
254
00:08:04,699 --> 00:08:05,620
What if someone saw you?
255
00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:07,441
That's why we have The Vulture.
256
00:08:08,181 --> 00:08:09,486
- Kobe.
- Ow.
257
00:08:11,749 --> 00:08:13,055
Captain Pembroke,
what do you have there?
258
00:08:13,099 --> 00:08:14,883
- Did you find a hair?
- Nice work.
259
00:08:14,926 --> 00:08:16,525
Let's bag it. Let's get it to the lab.
260
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,669
They have my hair?
261
00:08:18,713 --> 00:08:20,367
I thought you put your
two worst guys on this.
262
00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:21,672
These are my worst guys, all right?
263
00:08:21,716 --> 00:08:23,413
They're real dorks.
They both wear glasses.
264
00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:24,719
- One of them's even a woman.
- Ugh.
265
00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:26,329
You said you didn't trust them
to get coffee.
266
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,331
Look, if you can't tell what
"coffee" is code for by now,
267
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,420
then you and I shouldn't
be talking about this, Jake.
268
00:08:30,464 --> 00:08:31,595
Oh, my God.
269
00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:33,119
He put his best detectives on the case.
270
00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:35,251
Hey, my two best detectives
are Sticky and Boner,
271
00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:37,340
and they definitely
know how to order "coffee."
272
00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,733
Extra cream. Wink, wink.
273
00:08:38,776 --> 00:08:40,735
Guys, stop fighting. We did it.
274
00:08:40,778 --> 00:08:42,519
Let's just chill and play some "Madden."
275
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,825
No one's playing "Madden" with you, C.J.
276
00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:45,218
You know what, Peralta?
277
00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:47,829
This is all your fault.
A witness saw your face
278
00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:49,787
and now there's a police sketch
of you being sent around.
279
00:08:49,831 --> 00:08:51,572
Oh, please.
That doesn't even look like me.
280
00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,008
The only thing that got right
is my little curl,
281
00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:54,096
and I can just get rid of that.
282
00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:55,532
- Jake, you can't.
- You're right.
283
00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,578
- It's worth the risk to keep it.
- This is bad.
284
00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,145
- Our plan is collapsing.
- No, it's not.
285
00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:01,712
John Kelly's gonna authorize
the stingray within the hour
286
00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:02,887
and everything'll be fine...
287
00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:04,585
assuming Wuntch gets the bug in place.
288
00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,708
_
289
00:09:07,283 --> 00:09:09,416
- She's still standing there.
- Oh, since we got time,
290
00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:10,591
you wanna talk about
your good-bye party?
291
00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,853
Will you eat a cake,
or does it have to be
292
00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,202
- boneless chicken breast?
- Sure.
293
00:09:13,246 --> 00:09:15,339
70-year-old Terry
can eat whatever he wants.
294
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,119
You are talking about
my retirement party, right?
295
00:09:17,163 --> 00:09:18,381
20 years from now.
296
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:19,948
Dude, you know
I'm not talking about that.
297
00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:21,602
What do you think is gonna
happen at the end of the week?
298
00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,734
I don't know, but I do know
what's gonna happen right now.
299
00:09:23,778 --> 00:09:25,057
Topic change.
300
00:09:25,093 --> 00:09:27,180
You ever wonder where wind starts?
301
00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:29,000
I have. Wind is crazy.
302
00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,915
- You need to face facts.
- About wind?
303
00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,656
I'm trying, but you won't engage.
304
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,528
Why you in denial about wind, Rosa?
305
00:09:34,571 --> 00:09:35,620
Commissioner Kelly.
306
00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:37,183
Something's going on with Wuntch.
307
00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:38,923
I heard your app caught a serial killer.
308
00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,936
HotClues strikes again.
309
00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:42,514
Yes, indeedy.
310
00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:48,107
What the hell, Raymond?
You were following me?
311
00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,412
I don't know what you're talking about.
312
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,153
- I've been here the whole time.
- My mistake.
313
00:09:51,347 --> 00:09:53,436
These two goons were carrying
a dirty old mop
314
00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:54,959
that looked exactly like you.
315
00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:56,316
- What did you do?
- She's up to something.
316
00:09:56,352 --> 00:09:57,440
I'm sure of it.
317
00:09:57,483 --> 00:09:58,863
Hey, it's Kimble and Gerard.
318
00:09:58,906 --> 00:10:00,741
Those nerds found DNA
all over the scene.
319
00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:01,779
Take care of it.
320
00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:02,954
- Now?
- Yes!
321
00:10:02,997 --> 00:10:04,260
You know, I know I just got here,
322
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,478
but it feels like
everything's falling apart.
323
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,914
No, everything's going great, Rosa.
324
00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,699
Hey, cool. I'm not the only one
325
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,135
that's in denial. It's catching on.
326
00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:11,745
I'm not in denial.
We've had a few hiccups,
327
00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:14,095
but all that matters is that
Wuntch planted the bug on Kelly.
328
00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:16,228
- No. I didn't.
- What's that now?
329
00:10:16,272 --> 00:10:18,230
You don't trust me, I don't trust you.
330
00:10:18,274 --> 00:10:20,319
The mission is off.
Here's your bug back.
331
00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:22,930
It's not an actual bug,
so don't eat it, you lizard.
332
00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:25,764
Ha! You didn't specify
the subspecies of lizard.
333
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,106
I won that round!
334
00:10:27,142 --> 00:10:28,457
Oh, my God. Will you give it a rest?
335
00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:31,995
Oh, man. I can't believe
this wild ride's over.
336
00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:33,214
We've changed so much.
337
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,867
You know, when we started out,
we were just
338
00:10:34,911 --> 00:10:37,174
Charles the jock, Amy the rebel,
339
00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:40,088
Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa,
340
00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:43,180
Terry the stoner,
and C.J. the ringleader.
341
00:10:43,224 --> 00:10:44,486
I'm not sure you're nailing these.
342
00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:46,879
Okay, I smoothed things over
with Madeline,
343
00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:48,707
and she's agreed
to rejoin the Suicide Squad.
344
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:51,884
Oh, goody gumdrops.
But do we even need her?
345
00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:53,190
What does she bring to the table?
346
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,366
- 30 years of police experience.
- I have 33.
347
00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:56,846
I earned a Police Combat Cross.
348
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,021
I have a Medal of Honor.
349
00:10:58,065 --> 00:11:00,197
I own the record for most arrests
350
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,068
as a uniformed officer in NYPD history.
351
00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:04,332
You got me there... of course,
I never spent much time in
352
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:07,944
uniform because I was promoted
to detective after one month.
353
00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:09,641
They're not allowed to do that.
It's against the rules.
354
00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:11,904
It's also against the rules
to let a pile of worms
355
00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:13,558
wear a uniform, and yet here you stand.
356
00:11:13,602 --> 00:11:15,647
Okay, just stop.
Look, sir, I've explained this.
357
00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:17,998
Wuntch is the only one
that can get close to Kelly.
358
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,473
- We need her.
- Okay.
359
00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,349
- The worm pile stays.
- Great.
360
00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:24,004
That was our last obstacle...
except for one other thing,
361
00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:25,222
I promised her that you would apologize
362
00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:26,441
for everything you've ever done to her.
363
00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:28,530
Including the Michelle Obama incident?
364
00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:30,010
Yes, she mentioned that specifically.
365
00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:31,272
I'm very curious what happened there.
366
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,951
Oh, it's nothing. But fine.
367
00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:37,321
I'm sorry, Madeline, for everything.
368
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,375
- Hey.
- Especially for...
369
00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:42,065
Pushing you into Michelle Obama
370
00:11:42,109 --> 00:11:43,588
from behind and then running away.
371
00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:44,807
- What?
- Sir!
372
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,070
- It was very funny.
- Apology accepted.
373
00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:48,245
There's a Policeman's Ball tonight.
374
00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:50,247
I can plant the bug on Kelly there.
375
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,162
And since you don't trust me,
you can be my plus one.
376
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:54,730
Oh, please.
Everyone knows we're enemies.
377
00:11:54,773 --> 00:11:56,427
- It would raise suspicions.
- Don't worry.
378
00:11:56,471 --> 00:11:58,386
I know just what to tell people.
379
00:11:58,429 --> 00:12:00,918
Madeline and I are now...
380
00:12:01,998 --> 00:12:03,202
lovers.
381
00:12:03,565 --> 00:12:05,697
So, we can assume Kelly
authorized stingray surveillance
382
00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:08,091
and we missed it, but if we
ratchet up the pressure on him,
383
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,425
we might get another chance.
384
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,036
How do we ratchet up pressure
more than we already have?
385
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:13,452
By making him believe that
the "kidnappers" are serious,
386
00:12:13,488 --> 00:12:14,967
and that C.J. is in real danger.
387
00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:17,970
Ooh, what if we send Kelly
a severed finger in a box?
388
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:19,624
No way! I need all my fingers.
389
00:12:19,668 --> 00:12:21,452
How else am I gonna do
the hang ten sign?
390
00:12:21,496 --> 00:12:22,975
Nobody's cutting off your fingers.
391
00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,629
I meant we would get one
from the morgue.
392
00:12:24,673 --> 00:12:25,654
From the morgue?
393
00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:28,435
Man, we are always getting
into the craziest situations.
394
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:30,766
If I were leaving this squad,
I'd miss these moments,
395
00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,072
but I'm not, so I won't.
396
00:12:32,115 --> 00:12:33,551
Okay, seriously.
What's going on with him?
397
00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:34,639
- It's a whole thing.
- Is it gonna screw up the plan?
398
00:12:34,683 --> 00:12:35,988
It's more quietly self-destructive.
399
00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,793
- Sounds good. Terry, do you.
- I have an idea.
400
00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,992
So when my dad lost his
flower shop, my Aunt Bruce...
401
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:41,646
Charles, we don't have time
for a weird Boyle story
402
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,039
right now. Just tell us your idea.
403
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,345
We make a scary hostage video
404
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,827
where it looks like
we're gonna kill C.J.
405
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:47,302
Ooh, I love that. Wait a minute.
406
00:12:47,338 --> 00:12:49,245
Your dad did that
to save his flower shop?
407
00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:50,369
Was your aunt the hostage?
What happened?
408
00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:51,525
You said we didn't have time.
409
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,780
I didn't know it was
the coolest story ever.
410
00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:53,804
Oh, it is.
411
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,021
Well then, tell the whole
thing and spare no detail.
412
00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:56,189
Okay, so you know how Aunt
Bruce can lactate on command?
413
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,712
- Of course.
- Guys.
414
00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:59,366
Yeah, sorry. All right.
So we'll make a hostage video,
415
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,443
but I don't think we should do it here.
It's too nice.
416
00:13:01,688 --> 00:13:04,415
Do we know anyone with, like,
a real creepy basement?
417
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,112
Yeah, it's just got
one exposed light bulb
418
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:07,418
and a couple of spent mattresses.
419
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:08,861
"Spent"? Oh, yeah.
420
00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:10,246
- That sounds perfect.
- Oh, wait.
421
00:13:10,282 --> 00:13:12,545
Before we decide... Scully,
what's your basement like?
422
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,061
Bunch of old Victorian wallpaper
423
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,186
that came with the house.
I tried to peel it off,
424
00:13:16,222 --> 00:13:17,571
but the wall underneath was covered with
425
00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,870
- fingernail scratches.
- Ooh.
426
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,570
Hitchcock, can you top it?
427
00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:23,129
Mine has mother's hospital bed.
428
00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:24,609
- Okay, Scully?
- Uh-huh, yeah.
429
00:13:24,652 --> 00:13:27,307
I got this one red door
I've never been able to open
430
00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:29,614
and I hear screams behind it sometimes.
431
00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:32,048
But it's probably just the wind.
432
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,503
Okay, that's actually too scary.
433
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:35,614
Hitchcock's it is.
434
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,753
How do we get close enough
without attracting attention?
435
00:13:38,797 --> 00:13:40,929
Could dance. You must know some moves.
436
00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:43,280
You were mentioned by name
in the "Monster Mash."
437
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,717
Fine, but on two conditions...
we stay at least
438
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,154
4 inches apart at all times,
and you tuck your tail
439
00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:50,112
back into your pants
so I don't trip on it.
440
00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,174
Deal.
441
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,493
My name is Captain Jason Stentley.
442
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:57,017
It's Friday night... I think.
443
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,896
There's no windows in here.
444
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:02,201
This morning,
I was kidnapped for real...
445
00:14:02,237 --> 00:14:03,343
- Stop.
- What?
446
00:14:03,387 --> 00:14:04,425
What was wrong with that?
447
00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:05,778
You said you were kidnapped "for real."
448
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,315
Well, I don't want people
to think I was fake kidnapped.
449
00:14:07,351 --> 00:14:08,483
You know? I'm selling it.
450
00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:10,043
Okay, let's just do it again.
451
00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:12,081
Say you were kidnapped and nothing else.
452
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,206
Now he's gonna add "nothing else."
453
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,997
- She's right.
- Okay, fine, one more time.
454
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,817
Take 12. Just say kidnapped.
455
00:14:17,853 --> 00:14:18,889
Okay.
456
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,119
Kidnapped.
457
00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:22,712
You move well.
458
00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:25,272
Must be all the extra legs, you crab.
459
00:14:25,308 --> 00:14:26,787
Don't you find this exhausting?
460
00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:28,216
Thinking of fresh insults?
461
00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:30,950
Not at all, you coffin cave mold beetle.
462
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,200
I meant our relationship.
463
00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:35,636
Aren't you tired of the rivalry?
464
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,465
We fight and we fight,
and nothing changes.
465
00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:40,032
But we're really not so different.
466
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:41,512
I suppose we were close once.
467
00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:43,557
Remember Brighton Beach?
468
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:46,821
1,200 kilos of heroin
in an abandoned subway tunnel.
469
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:48,170
How could I forget?
470
00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:50,608
The largest drug bust in NYPD history
471
00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:52,610
pulled off by a most unlikely duo.
472
00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:55,003
A woman, and a gay, black detective.
473
00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:59,094
No, I meant a human and
a rotted jack-o'-lantern.
474
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,449
Don't be so hard on yourself.
475
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,739
You weren't
all the way rotted back then.
476
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,319
There's John Kelly.
477
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,103
Twirl me into him,
and I'll place the bug.
478
00:15:09,714 --> 00:15:12,456
- Hello, John.
- Right on time, Madeline.
479
00:15:12,499 --> 00:15:15,328
Did Raymond buy it?
Did he think you were bonding?
480
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,461
He was smiling at me like an idiot.
481
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:20,862
You've betrayed us,
you coffin cave mole beetle!
482
00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,205
Okay, one more take.
483
00:15:23,249 --> 00:15:25,512
Please stop saying, "Don't
forget to like and subscribe."
484
00:15:25,556 --> 00:15:27,862
Sure, but how we gonna get
followers on this thing then?
485
00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:29,429
NYPD!
486
00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:30,865
- NYPD!
- What's going on?
487
00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:32,258
What's going on is you're under arrest
488
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,260
for the kidnapping of Jason Stentley.
489
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:35,354
Kobe.
490
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,668
But Kobe never passed.
491
00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:43,002
I can't go to prison.
I couldn't even get through
492
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:43,916
the scary parts of the musical,
"Chicago."
493
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,091
Does anyone have a good lawyer?
494
00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:46,484
I got a divorce guy, an alimony guy,
495
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,961
a slip and fall guy,
a pizza's too hot guy...
496
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:51,870
Everybody just relax.
We're not gonna go to prison.
497
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:53,524
It's all gonna work out in the end.
498
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,264
- Should we play Celebrity?
- Come on, man.
499
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:56,701
Yeah, come on, Terry.
No one wants to play Celebrity...
500
00:15:56,744 --> 00:15:58,616
the best game ever made...
but he does have a point.
501
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,182
Nothing bad is gonna happen to us.
502
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,357
Wrong!
503
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,533
You turds are about to get flushed.
504
00:16:02,576 --> 00:16:04,273
Come on, Peralta. You're up first.
505
00:16:04,317 --> 00:16:05,623
- Let's go.
- Oh, cool.
506
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:08,147
So, I'm the first turd to be flushed.
507
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:09,888
Bye, you guys. What are you doing?
508
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,933
You were gonna get promoted
out of Missing Persons.
509
00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:13,282
Your plan went to hell, tough guy.
510
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:15,154
Wuntch... she came to me
with a much better one.
511
00:16:15,197 --> 00:16:17,112
Guess what she's giving me
for betraying you?
512
00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:18,505
My dream job... captain of the...
513
00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:19,767
- 69th precinct.
- Bingo.
514
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,334
Look, you're not gonna
get away with this.
515
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:22,596
You were a part of the whole thing.
516
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,032
First of all, Jake, there's no records
517
00:16:24,076 --> 00:16:25,381
that you and I teamed up together
518
00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:27,035
because you insisted that
we only communicate
519
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,820
- through a beeper.
- Stupid beepers.
520
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,473
We're right to be addicted
to our phones.
521
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,606
Eyewitness saw you.
The DNA's all over the scene.
522
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,696
And I caught you red-handed
making a hostage video.
523
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,089
Your [bleep] is cooked.
524
00:16:37,132 --> 00:16:38,394
That's not a saying. It's "goose."
525
00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:39,570
Who cares about a goose?
526
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,006
I'm talking about cooking a penis.
527
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,224
All right, this is pointless.
528
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,617
C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
529
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,227
No, he won't. I bought him off.
530
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,620
All I gotta do is play
"Madden" with him.
531
00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:48,404
- Come on, C.J.
- Hey, you know what?
532
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:49,797
I just beefed hard, so I'm gonna let you
533
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:52,539
stew in here for a little while.
I am loving it.
534
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,228
Such a loser.
535
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,413
And this is rock bottom.
536
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:59,285
Oh, Raymond. This is sad.
537
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,895
He's the one you think
of like a son, right?
538
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:03,376
Or are you closer to Santiago?
Not that it matters.
539
00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:04,682
They're both equally going to prison.
540
00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:07,167
Oh, come on, Madeline.
There's no need to gloat.
541
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,295
Though, it does feel good.
542
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:10,557
Gloaty, gloat, gloat.
543
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,559
I knew I never should have trusted you.
544
00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:15,606
Yes, obviously not, you dum-dum.
545
00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:17,433
John, you're gonna wanna remember this.
546
00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:18,870
Why don't you snap a photo of him?
547
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:19,808
Oh, yeah.
548
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,264
Yeah...
549
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,396
Why don't you get in there with him?
550
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:24,658
Oh, why the heck not?
551
00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:26,617
My kids just got me
a digital picture frame.
552
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,097
All right, everybody say, "Nine-Nine."
553
00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:30,403
- Nine-Nine.
- Mm.
554
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:32,535
Raymond, I love the scowl,
555
00:17:32,579 --> 00:17:34,450
but could you slump
your shoulders a bit more?
556
00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:36,870
Remember... you're a man
who just lost everything.
557
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,428
And done.
558
00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,199
- We got it, Peralta.
- Boom!
559
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:45,636
Are they totally shocked?
560
00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:47,463
Is Kelly like, what just happened?
561
00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:49,640
- What just happened?
- You've been had, John.
562
00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:51,859
You see, when you handed me
your own locked phone
563
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,426
just now to snap that photo,
564
00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,297
I cloned it to a secure network server.
565
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,821
When you handed Wuntch
your locked phone...
566
00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:58,605
Yeah, yeah. I already said that part.
567
00:17:58,649 --> 00:18:00,433
Sorry. I can't see or hear anything.
568
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:01,739
I'll just be quiet from now on.
569
00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:03,131
I might chime in with a,
"Yeah!" here and there
570
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,655
- to stay in the mix.
- Great.
571
00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,352
The only way to get you
to trust me is if you thought
572
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,049
- I was betraying Holt.
- Yeah!
573
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:10,704
And now I have access to all
your personal correspondence...
574
00:18:10,748 --> 00:18:11,879
All right!
575
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,489
Including all stingray authorizations.
576
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,666
It's over, Kelly. You're done.
577
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,797
Okay.
578
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:18,494
You may have won this round, Madeline,
579
00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:20,322
but you're gonna live to regret it.
580
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,803
You are both so gonna live to regret it.
581
00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:24,675
I agree with what was just said.
582
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,415
Hey, Jake?
I'm just gonna hold this down.
583
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:27,503
Yeah, sounds good. Thank you.
584
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:29,070
When did you hatch this plan?
585
00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:30,811
Peralta thought of it when
I tried to quit the mission.
586
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:32,639
Hey, what's Holt's expression right now?
587
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:34,510
Would you describe it as, proud daddy?
588
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,698
It's hard to tell.
589
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,600
He's still piecing it together.
This could take a while.
590
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:40,516
Why didn't you just tell me
what was actually happening?
591
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,866
I wanted to, sir,
592
00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:43,824
but it involved
trusting Madeline Wuntch,
593
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:45,826
and I just didn't think
you could handle it.
594
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,126
But I'm sorry that I lied to you.
595
00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:51,310
Sir? Sir?
596
00:18:51,353 --> 00:18:52,485
Oh, no. Is he mad?
597
00:18:52,528 --> 00:18:54,574
I can't see anything. Did he storm out?
598
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:58,230
No, I stormed in...
to tell you it was a great plan.
599
00:18:58,273 --> 00:18:59,666
Nice work, Peralta.
600
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,319
And there it is... the proud daddy.
601
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:05,324
- _
- Well, well, well. Commissioner.
602
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:06,847
Still not used to hearing that.
603
00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:08,457
Of course, I'm only acting commissioner
604
00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:09,981
until they choose someone permanent.
605
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,156
Might well be you.
606
00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:13,566
After all, you brought down John Kelly.
607
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:14,942
Wonder what he's doing now.
608
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,901
He's got a much higher-paying
job in the private sector.
609
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:19,338
- Yes, the world is horrible.
- Mm.
610
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:21,383
But then again,
sometimes, it surprises you.
611
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,604
This whole time, I thought
you were up to something,
612
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:27,389
but really, you just wanted
what was right for the NYPD.
613
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,569
I did.
614
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:31,790
But also, I was up to something.
615
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:34,266
Could I have everyone's attention?
616
00:19:34,309 --> 00:19:35,746
I know it's my last day,
617
00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:38,126
and I've been in denial
about it all week.
618
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,162
And I still am.
619
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,230
So, I'm giving this toast for no reason.
620
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:43,449
Here's to nothing!
621
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,624
You okay there, Ter?
622
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,447
It's just that, if I wasn't in denial,
623
00:19:46,757 --> 00:19:48,541
I would be so depressed right now
624
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:50,415
at the thought of leaving all of you.
625
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,169
Yeah, we'd be depressed too...
626
00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:55,330
if anything was happening,
which it isn't.
627
00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,419
Right, and I'm not gonna say that
628
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,900
no matter what precinct number
is on your uniform,
629
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:01,902
you will always
be part of the Nine-Nine.
630
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,426
It means so much to me you
aren't saying that right now.
631
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,472
And I wanna say
I'm not gonna miss you at all,
632
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,995
you piece of crap. Good riddance.
633
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,780
Pretty sure you're misreading
the game here, Charles.
634
00:20:09,823 --> 00:20:11,172
Yeah. I see that now.
635
00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,826
- To nothing.
- To nothing!
636
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,786
- Thanks, guys, but this sucks.
- Terry, come on.
637
00:20:15,829 --> 00:20:17,309
We're still gonna see you all the time.
638
00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:18,346
I promise.
639
00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:19,952
You'll come visit me in Staten Island?
640
00:20:20,312 --> 00:20:22,230
Yeah! Or, you know,
641
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:25,012
you can come to Brooklyn.
There's seven of us, one of you,
642
00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:26,622
but we can iron out the details later.
643
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:27,841
Nobody's going to Staten Island.
644
00:20:27,885 --> 00:20:29,756
Okay, damn, I get it. I'll come to you.
645
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,845
No, you're staying here
at the Nine-Nine.
646
00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:33,499
I just talked to Madeline Wuntch.
647
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,892
She's making a personnel change,
648
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,458
which frees up some room in the budget.
649
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,417
- Really?
- What kind of personnel change?
650
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,419
I told her that I'd only spent a month
651
00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:42,203
as a patrolman before I made detective.
652
00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:43,639
She said that's against regulations
653
00:20:43,683 --> 00:20:47,469
and has decided to
rectify the situation.
654
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,384
Rectify it how?
655
00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:52,387
_
656
00:21:22,838 --> 00:21:26,838
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