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Ain't much stays clean
up here, Vaultie.
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You'll see.
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I don't think it's our job
to help these people.
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They're murderers.
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So what do you propose we do?
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We can do what they would've done to us.
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Wow.
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They killed my husband.
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If your father were here, he'd...
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he'd do the right thing.
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You okay?
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The whole
"opening the vault door for Lucy" thing
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didn't sit too well
with the council, so...
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I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.
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I need the head.
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It's the only way
I can get my father back.
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You can't treat people like this!
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Yeah, why is that?
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Because of the Golden Rule.
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Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.
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Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.
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♪ Let's go sunning ♪
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♪ It's so good for you ♪
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♪ Let's go sunning ♪
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♪ Neath the sky of blue ♪
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♪ Greet the sun every morn ♪
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♪ Feel as free and happy
as the day you were born ♪
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♪ Let's go native ♪
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♪ Sun your cares away ♪
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♪ Be creative ♪
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♪ Learn to live and play ♪
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♪ Pretty flowers need the sun ♪
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♪ This applies to everyone ♪
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♪ Life's worth living ♪
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♪ When nature's giving ♪
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- ♪ Happiness to everyone ♪
- Roger!
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- My name is Roger!
- ♪ So let's go sunning ♪♪
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My name is Roger.
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My name is Roger.
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Roger.
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Roger. My name is Roger.
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My name is Roger.
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My name's Roger.
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My name is Roger.
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Hey, Rog.
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Hey. Hey.
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Fancy seeing you out here.
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You out for that bounty, too, huh?
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Yep.
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Oh, shit.
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- How you feeling?
- Oh...
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You know... it's hard out here.
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Dang smoothies can be so unkind.
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I see you got a smoothie of your own.
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You're turning.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
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Maybe.
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Hey, you-you don't happen
to have any vials, do you?
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Just one little puff
and I'll be back on my feet.
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You know I'm good for it.
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I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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Though, um, you and your
smooth-faced friend, you, um...
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might want to clear out...
before things get ugly.
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I did okay.
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Twenty-eight years
since I first started showing.
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Oh, hell.
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Not as long as you, though.
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You've outlasted us all.
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How long since
you first started wastelanding?
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A long time.
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That's a lot of vials.
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Well, I've always been good
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at making money, Roger.
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Say...
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...you remember how good
food used to taste?
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Yeah. BlamCo Mac & Cheese.
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Ice cream and apple pie.
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Hot damn.
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Apple pie.
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You know, my mom used to...
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Wait...
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Why'd you do that?
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He was sick.
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Stop. Stop, stop. Please, I...
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No, I know it's hard up here,
but you don't... you don't have...
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you don't have to resort to... to...
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What'd you say your name was?
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Lucy MacLean.
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MacLean?
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Huh.
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Well, Lucy MacLean,
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it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade
left up here, sweetheart.
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Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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You know, my vault
has endured hardship, too.
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In the Great Plague of '77,
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everyone had to quarantine,
they couldn't work the farms together.
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People starved.
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My mother included.
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My dad dropped to 128 pounds,
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and he still refused
to do anything like this.
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What? What's so funny?
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Well, there's what people say they did
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and what they really did.
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I'll bet your daddy
was first in line at the cookout.
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I bet he had a bib with a drawing
of his neighbor's ass on there.
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How do you live like this?
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Why keep going?
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Well, one good question deserves another.
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Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
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Now come on, Vaultie.
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Ass jerky don't make itself.
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♪ Hello, ladies, how are you? ♪
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♪ Just fine, just fine ♪
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- ♪ Hello, fellas, how are you? ♪
- ♪ Just fine ♪
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♪ It's real fine weather
when we all can get together ♪
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♪ And we're all just fine, just fine ♪
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♪ Are you glad that you are here...
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- Morning, Woody.
- Morning, Reg.
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- Nice work on your posters.
- Oh, thanks, Reg.
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I've been admiring yours as well.
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Any luck?
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I asked him all sorts of questions.
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Who he is, who he works for,
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why his colleagues kidnapped
Overseer MacLean.
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What organizing principle, if any,
they operate under.
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Nothing, huh?
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Two hundred years with no contact.
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The terrible things this creature
must have been through.
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What's he doing?
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Oh, no.
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Sir? Please stop.
You will injure yourself.
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Fuck you!
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We better tranq him again.
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- For his own safety.
- We'll try again tomorrow.
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There you are.
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Thought you might be up here.
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Made pie if you'd like a piece.
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I was there the first time that you tried
rhubarb pie and ice cream.
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You sure did like pie that day.
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You came here to talk to me
about what I said at the assembly.
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And why do you think that is?
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It upset people.
146
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You don't like it when people get upset.
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But you do?
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You're not the only one that feels
the absence of your father.
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People here are hurting.
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Disoriented.
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And with your sister gone,
you're the last standing MacLean.
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Your voice carries more weight
than you might realize.
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I hid.
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During the raid,
I got in a storage space and I hid.
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Does that make you angry?
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Why does it matter?
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Regular boys...
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...can get angry
and they'll just pee on the wall.
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When clever boys like you are angry...
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Hmm.
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You're lucky not to have seen
where that can lead.
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Just tread lightly.
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That's all I ask.
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Mmm.
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Now you're getting it.
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How does that Golden Rule jibe with what's
going through your head right now?
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What are you?
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Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
You just give it a little time.
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Where you think you going?
You ain't going nowhere.
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There you are, you little killer.
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Aah!
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Now, that right there is the closest thing
we've had to an honest exchange so far.
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♪ What to do
now that she doesn't want me ♪
174
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♪ That's what haunts me ♪
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♪ What to do ♪
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♪ What to do to keep from being lonely ♪
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♪ Want her only ♪♪
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:04,673
I thought I'd just stop by
and see how you're doing.
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- Not great, to be honest.
- Mm.
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First I lost Lucy, and then
I lost my job as the Gate-Keeper.
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- Right.
- How are you handling the, uh...
183
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...death of the father
of your unborn baby?
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Same.
185
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I was actually just organizing
some of Bert's things, and,
186
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well, I thought maybe
you might want some of them?
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Oh.
188
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This is all that's left of him.
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He was a good man, Steph.
190
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You think so?
191
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Of course. I mean, what can you say?
192
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Well...
193
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He took great care of his shoes.
194
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You know, it was one
of the few things he truly loved.
195
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Get him talking about shoe maintenance,
196
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,131
and...
197
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:10,506
he'd just carry on
until everyone left the room.
198
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I loved him so much.
199
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And those monsters took him away from me.
200
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Awful.
201
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:22,131
Hate those guys.
202
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:26,548
It would mean a lot to me
if you took Bert's shoes.
203
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Wow.
204
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,381
Thank you, Steph. I'll...
205
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- I'll try to wear them.
- Oh, good.
206
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,590
And this...
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00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,465
Oh, Bert.
208
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,923
Bert... Bert.
209
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:54,256
- Okay...
- Oh, Bert.
210
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,215
Oh, Bert.
211
00:16:57,298 --> 00:17:00,173
Oh, Bert.
212
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:02,673
Oh, Bert.
213
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,215
Bert.
214
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,590
Bert.
215
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:17,923
Oh, no, no, no.
216
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:19,840
Could you just keep it on while we...?
217
00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:21,548
Oh, yeah, of course, I'm sorry.
218
00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,048
What was I thinking?
219
00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:25,465
♪ Makes your daddy want to rock ♪
220
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:29,090
Oh, Bert.
221
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,340
- Yes, I am Bert.
- Yeah.
222
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:40,506
Now, that is one wet lady.
223
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,756
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
224
00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:47,965
- Bert!
- Oh! - ♪ It's the movement ♪
225
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♪ That gives it the sock. ♪
226
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Transaction.
227
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,965
Yes?
228
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,965
Two-month supply of vials.
229
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,131
Exchange one female.
Mint condition.
230
00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:45,298
Near mint condition.
231
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Condition grading requires
physical evaluation.
232
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,381
Please send her in.
233
00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,006
What's in there?
234
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:02,590
You're about to find out.
235
00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:06,131
You're selling me?
236
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,715
You got problems
out here, too, sweetheart.
237
00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:14,548
Best you try your luck behind that door.
238
00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:24,048
Go on.
239
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:33,881
Welcome.
240
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:37,173
- What the fudge?
- Fudge? There's no fudge here.
241
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:40,381
Only a General Atomics International
Mark 4.
242
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:43,465
That's what I am.
You seem to be a woman.
243
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,340
Please, sir, my name is Lucy MacLean.
244
00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:49,298
My dad's been taken
and I-I-I've been kidnapped.
245
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,090
He's right outside...
246
00:20:51,173 --> 00:20:53,006
I say, you've lost a finger.
247
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,631
Ah, that won't do at all.
248
00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:58,673
Let's get you taken care of.
Follow me.
249
00:21:08,006 --> 00:21:09,340
Okay.
250
00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:12,840
Apologies for the mess.
251
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,090
Time flies by lately.
252
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,340
Especially since my temporal sensors
went out in the Great War.
253
00:21:18,423 --> 00:21:20,798
That must have been a week ago, at least.
254
00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:25,215
Would you mind taking a seat
on that gurney in front of you?
255
00:21:26,256 --> 00:21:28,590
Now, what have we here?
256
00:21:29,631 --> 00:21:31,548
Too fat, too withered.
257
00:21:31,631 --> 00:21:33,590
Ah, this one'll do it.
258
00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:35,590
Eh, you're lucky
I don't have to use a thumb.
259
00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:39,590
Our finger inventory's in a sorry state.
260
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,965
Now, if you give me your hand...
261
00:21:43,798 --> 00:21:46,465
Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
262
00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:50,215
Thank you.
263
00:21:50,256 --> 00:21:52,715
- I say.
- I really do appreciate this.
264
00:21:52,798 --> 00:21:55,918
But listen, a big fish ate my head,
and I need my head to get back to my dad...
265
00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:56,965
There now.
266
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:58,715
That's much better, isn't it?
267
00:22:01,465 --> 00:22:04,590
- Thank you, that...
- Not a problem.
268
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:07,173
That feels really, really nice.
269
00:22:07,256 --> 00:22:10,715
Now, would you prefer a dressing
of high-quality synthetic fibers,
270
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:15,298
classic cotton,
or a comforting synthetic-cotton blend?
271
00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:18,090
You have... real cotton?
272
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:20,465
Of course. Don't you?
273
00:22:23,506 --> 00:22:24,548
Thank you.
274
00:22:24,631 --> 00:22:29,631
You know, that...
that creature that brought me here, he...
275
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,673
You seem unhappy.
276
00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:33,756
- He did not treat me very courteously.
- Really?
277
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,191
When I pointed out that he wasn't
following the Golden Rule,
278
00:22:36,215 --> 00:22:38,482
he put a leash around my neck
and he made me drink from puddle water
279
00:22:38,506 --> 00:22:40,316
that I'm pretty sure was just
some kind of animal pee.
280
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,548
Well, that is interesting.
281
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:44,423
- And I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
- What?!
282
00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:47,256
No! What a disgusting idea.
283
00:22:48,631 --> 00:22:50,965
I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
284
00:22:51,048 --> 00:22:52,798
Huh?
285
00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:06,381
Dessert tray incoming.
286
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:12,715
Hey, hey.
287
00:23:12,798 --> 00:23:15,090
You gonna take that from her?
288
00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:16,381
You gonna take that?
289
00:23:17,548 --> 00:23:18,715
Hey, Norm.
290
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,090
Veronica.
291
00:23:24,048 --> 00:23:26,173
Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?
292
00:23:27,215 --> 00:23:29,381
Those are my orders.
293
00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:32,649
I wonder what your dad
would say about this.
294
00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:35,048
He'd be handing them the cake himself.
295
00:23:35,131 --> 00:23:37,256
Yeah. He was a saint.
296
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:43,048
Do you want it?
297
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,590
Mm-hmm.
298
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,673
Nobody's gonna know.
299
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,590
Yeah.
300
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:49,715
I'm gonna put this in my fridge.
301
00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:58,548
What are you looking at?
302
00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:03,631
A murderer in a cage
303
00:24:03,715 --> 00:24:06,131
paying the price for what you did to us.
304
00:24:07,131 --> 00:24:09,798
For what you did
to the innocent people in Vault 32.
305
00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,881
I don't know what the people
in Vault 32 were up to.
306
00:24:17,048 --> 00:24:20,673
But it was anything but innocent.
307
00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,506
31 and 32.
308
00:25:09,756 --> 00:25:11,798
Norm. Hi.
309
00:25:18,215 --> 00:25:19,615
Feel like getting out of the house?
310
00:25:19,673 --> 00:25:21,423
Yes.
311
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,048
Maybe he was messing with me,
312
00:25:34,131 --> 00:25:36,631
but one of the raiders told me
there was something up in 32.
313
00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:37,923
Uh-huh.
314
00:25:38,006 --> 00:25:41,340
Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
315
00:25:41,423 --> 00:25:43,215
Then why'd you come?
316
00:25:43,298 --> 00:25:44,798
To be honest, I don't know.
317
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,774
You don't think it's because
you're still in love with my sister
318
00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:48,857
and being around me reminds you of her?
319
00:25:51,173 --> 00:25:52,298
Hmm.
320
00:25:56,131 --> 00:25:57,923
This is so wrong.
321
00:25:58,006 --> 00:25:59,631
Come on.
322
00:25:59,715 --> 00:26:01,965
You have to see this.
323
00:26:02,048 --> 00:26:04,923
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
324
00:26:48,965 --> 00:26:50,215
You see?
325
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:52,923
Whatever happened here
happened a long time ago.
326
00:27:45,673 --> 00:27:48,881
The last bio-signal detected
was two years ago.
327
00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:12,548
This rodent colony
is called a mouse utopia.
328
00:28:12,631 --> 00:28:16,256
Inside, the mice enjoy all the amenities...
329
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:20,381
all the food they can eat,
all the padding they can sleep on...
330
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:24,715
but eventually overpopulation occurs.
331
00:28:24,798 --> 00:28:28,673
The mice fight for the once bountiful
food, the once endless space.
332
00:28:28,756 --> 00:28:32,673
They eat each other
in their desperation to survive.
333
00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:01,256
So, if they were already dead
when the raiders got here,
334
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,923
who killed them?
335
00:29:03,006 --> 00:29:08,590
I mean, it looks like they strangled
each other with their hands.
336
00:29:08,673 --> 00:29:11,381
It just doesn't make any sense.
337
00:29:41,215 --> 00:29:43,090
Lucy.
338
00:29:48,381 --> 00:29:49,465
Lucy, sweetie,
339
00:29:49,548 --> 00:29:51,173
what are you doing out here?
340
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,631
My name is Martha.
341
00:30:01,715 --> 00:30:04,923
Martha. My name is Martha.
342
00:30:05,006 --> 00:30:10,215
Martha. My name is Martha. Martha.
343
00:30:10,298 --> 00:30:12,215
My name is Martha.
344
00:30:12,298 --> 00:30:14,131
Martha.
345
00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:19,506
Pardon the interruption.
346
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:23,173
Our latest arrival has arrived.
347
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,340
Oh, shit.
348
00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,548
What are they asking, Snip Snip?
349
00:30:27,631 --> 00:30:29,381
Sixty vials.
350
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,631
We can do 60.
351
00:30:34,715 --> 00:30:36,673
- Fantastic.
- Oh, do her now
352
00:30:36,756 --> 00:30:39,298
so she's ready for the next pickup.
353
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:41,923
Excellent idea as always, sir.
354
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,131
Thanks, Snip Snip.
355
00:30:43,215 --> 00:30:44,298
Do excuse me.
356
00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:46,381
Nice robot.
357
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,423
Where are you from again?
358
00:30:50,506 --> 00:30:54,756
Never been there myself.
Hope to go there someday soon.
359
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:04,506
Here we are.
Let's get on with it, shall we?
360
00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:06,965
We don't want to keep
your associate waiting.
361
00:31:10,673 --> 00:31:13,173
Sir, you can't do this.
362
00:31:13,256 --> 00:31:15,256
Please, I need my organs.
363
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,548
Now, don't be afraid.
364
00:31:16,631 --> 00:31:19,256
A little snip-snip
and it will all be over.
365
00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:23,673
Hold still now.
366
00:31:25,506 --> 00:31:27,798
This won't hurt a bit.
367
00:31:35,173 --> 00:31:37,048
Excuse me.
368
00:31:55,131 --> 00:31:57,131
There's no fudge here.
369
00:32:09,506 --> 00:32:12,465
I am ever-ready to serve...
370
00:32:12,548 --> 00:32:14,715
to serve... to serve.
371
00:32:22,381 --> 00:32:23,381
Hands up.
372
00:32:23,465 --> 00:32:26,965
Do as I say,
and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.
373
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:28,756
Calling all cars.
374
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,048
It's a fucking robot.
375
00:32:31,131 --> 00:32:33,965
Yeah, you might as well be holding
an air conditioner hostage.
376
00:32:34,048 --> 00:32:36,631
Well, an air conditioner
sounds nice, though.
377
00:32:36,715 --> 00:32:38,691
Yeah, an air conditioner
would be a big deal.
378
00:32:38,715 --> 00:32:39,881
But you know what I mean.
379
00:32:39,965 --> 00:32:42,465
Totally. The question was,
380
00:32:42,548 --> 00:32:43,668
does she know what you mean?
381
00:32:43,715 --> 00:32:47,215
Yeah. I think I do.
382
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,465
That's why I put
Abraxo Draining Fluid in his syringes.
383
00:32:50,548 --> 00:32:54,381
Snip Snip, tell them what Abraxo does
to the human body.
384
00:32:54,465 --> 00:32:56,274
If you've got a c-c-clog
that's full of muck,
385
00:32:56,298 --> 00:33:00,548
trust Abraxo Draining Fluid
t-t-to get it unstuck.
386
00:33:00,631 --> 00:33:02,798
It's v-v-very poisonous.
387
00:33:04,006 --> 00:33:06,631
Okay, you can walk out of here.
388
00:33:06,715 --> 00:33:08,673
Not just me.
389
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,756
Them, too.
390
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,965
Hey, thank you.
391
00:33:38,881 --> 00:33:40,798
I said all of them.
392
00:33:40,881 --> 00:33:43,756
Lady, those-those ones,
you don't understand...
393
00:33:47,298 --> 00:33:49,256
Whoa.
394
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,631
Don't be scared.
395
00:34:03,715 --> 00:34:06,215
You're free. Go.
396
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:19,715
Oh, gosh.
397
00:34:30,006 --> 00:34:31,631
Hello there.
398
00:34:34,381 --> 00:34:35,881
Goodbye.
399
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:54,506
Martha. My name is Martha.
400
00:35:04,631 --> 00:35:06,923
Martha. My name is Martha.
401
00:35:07,006 --> 00:35:10,423
That's right. Your name is Martha.
402
00:35:14,465 --> 00:35:17,173
No. No.
403
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:25,798
Martha. My name is Martha.
404
00:35:25,881 --> 00:35:27,756
Please, please.
405
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,920
Come on, I know there's someone
in there. Talk to me.
406
00:35:34,506 --> 00:35:35,965
Please!
407
00:35:58,673 --> 00:36:01,006
Pardon me, madam.
408
00:36:01,090 --> 00:36:03,506
Could I help you have a better day?
409
00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:05,548
No, thank you.
410
00:36:33,298 --> 00:36:35,006
Oh, geez.
411
00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:56,465
Okay.
412
00:36:56,548 --> 00:37:00,173
I think it's safe to say
they went bananas.
413
00:37:00,256 --> 00:37:03,090
This still doesn't explain
how the raiders got in.
414
00:37:15,298 --> 00:37:17,923
These people were crazy.
415
00:37:18,006 --> 00:37:19,524
If there were any survivors down here,
416
00:37:19,548 --> 00:37:22,381
they probably opened the door
and welcomed the raiders right in.
417
00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:37,923
It says it was opened from the outside.
418
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,923
No.
419
00:37:40,006 --> 00:37:41,590
They'd need a Pip-Boy to open the door.
420
00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:43,256
They had one.
421
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,340
Whose?
422
00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:50,840
My mom's.
423
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:24,381
You don't get these,
you turn into one of those?
424
00:38:24,465 --> 00:38:25,965
That how it works?
425
00:38:48,423 --> 00:38:50,881
I may end up looking like you...
426
00:38:53,006 --> 00:38:55,506
...but I'll never be like you.
427
00:39:06,006 --> 00:39:08,048
Golden Rule, motherfucker.
428
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,381
♪ Dream on ♪
429
00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:48,048
♪ Dream ♪
430
00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:50,965
♪ On...
431
00:39:52,048 --> 00:39:55,090
♪ I can see ♪
432
00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:57,756
♪ No matter how near ♪
433
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,590
♪ You'll be ♪
434
00:40:00,673 --> 00:40:04,631
♪ You'll never belong ♪
435
00:40:04,715 --> 00:40:06,798
♪ To me ♪
436
00:40:09,756 --> 00:40:12,673
♪ But I can dream, can't I? ♪
437
00:40:12,756 --> 00:40:16,673
♪ Can't I pretend that I'm locked ♪
438
00:40:16,756 --> 00:40:18,423
♪ In the bend ♪
439
00:40:18,506 --> 00:40:21,923
♪ Of your embrace? ♪
440
00:40:22,006 --> 00:40:24,715
♪ For dreams ♪
441
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,756
♪ Are just like wine ♪
442
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,798
♪ And I am drunk ♪
443
00:40:30,881 --> 00:40:34,965
♪ With mine ♪
444
00:40:35,048 --> 00:40:38,881
♪ I'm aware ♪
445
00:40:38,965 --> 00:40:42,090
♪ My heart is a sad affair...
446
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,590
Are you shitting me?
447
00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:48,631
♪ There's much disillusion ♪
448
00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:50,798
♪ There ♪
449
00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:54,465
♪ But I can dream ♪
450
00:40:54,548 --> 00:40:57,173
♪ Can't I...
451
00:40:57,256 --> 00:40:58,631
Whoo!
452
00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:02,048
Ah. I'd love to share
some of this with y'all, but...
453
00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:07,715
...y'all weren't invited to this party.
454
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,506
♪ There ♪
455
00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:15,756
♪ But I can dream ♪
456
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,006
♪ Can't I? ♪
457
00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:24,090
♪ Can't I adore you? ♪
458
00:41:24,173 --> 00:41:29,548
♪ Although we are oceans apart? ♪
459
00:41:29,631 --> 00:41:34,798
♪ I can't make you open your heart ♪
460
00:41:34,881 --> 00:41:40,298
♪ But I can dream ♪
461
00:41:40,381 --> 00:41:44,965
♪ Can't I? ♪♪
462
00:42:18,006 --> 00:42:23,090
There's an old Mexican eulogy,
"Feo, fuerte y formal."
463
00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:26,298
Means he was ugly, strong,
464
00:42:26,381 --> 00:42:28,631
and had dignity.
465
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:31,173
Well, Joey...
466
00:42:31,256 --> 00:42:33,590
...I'll give you
two out of three on that front.
467
00:42:39,173 --> 00:42:42,631
I hope you like the taste of lead,
you commie son of a bitch.
468
00:42:45,215 --> 00:42:47,423
Yee-haw!