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The audience...
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they want to see that even
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a good man as yourself can be
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- driven too far.
- Yeah, I understand that, but that's not really my thing.
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Why can't you move?
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Someone stole my fusion core.
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What are you suggesting?
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We travel together, get the head
and take it to the Brotherhood.
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In exchange, you'll lend me the services
of your knights to save my father.
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You know, I've never done an advertisement before
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in my life.
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I wonder if anyone survived.
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I did.
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Lucy!
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Where are we?
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We're in the best place in the world.
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We're in a vault.
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Oh.
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Hello there.
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Yep, it's me, Cooper Howard,
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star of stage and screen.
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But I'm not here today
to talk to you about my latest picture.
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No, today I'm here to show you
a vast and wonderful place,
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not made by God Almighty
but the working man.
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A veritable Camelot of the nuclear age.
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Now, how 'bout we turn on some lights.
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There, that's better.
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Now, I'm speaking to you from
deep inside the fully-livable
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Model 96JQ1164.
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And what a beaut she is.
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And what a song she sings.
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Now, that right there
is Vault 4's three-foot-thick lead casing.
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Strong enough to keep out the rads
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and the Reds.
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Each one of these underground burghs
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comes with all the modern amenities
you've come to expect
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from our rip-roarin' republic.
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Now, this corridor here
is Sycamore Street,
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where you'll wave howdy
to any one of your 200 neighbors
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on your way home for an enchanted evening
with your loved ones.
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Mm.
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Meet the Hawthornes.
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Now, this isn't just your average
all-American family.
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No, Lloyd and Cassandra here
are both scientists,
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specializing in the effects of radiation
on human DNA.
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That's right.
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And we'll be living
and working right here in Vault 4,
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leading a community
governed entirely by scientists.
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Wait a second,
did you say "living down here"?
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Well, there hasn't been
a nuclear incident, has there?
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Uh, no, not yet.
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But, uh, our family
and a group of 80 volunteers
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will be conducting
a five-year trial of Vault 4.
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To demonstrate to the world that,
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no matter what comes our way,
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America will be ready.
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Five years.
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Well, I may play a hero
in the movies, but...
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you all are heroes in real life.
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{n8}And now you can be a hero, too.
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{n8}By purchasing a residence
in a Vault-Tec vault today.
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{n8}Because if the worst
should happen tomorrow,
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{n8}the world is gonna need
Americans just like you
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{n8}to build a better day after.
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{n8}And cut.
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That was a great take. You happy?
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Fellas, are you happy?
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All right. Gary, I'm wrapped, right?
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- Yes, sir.
- Uh, how'd we do?
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- We were so nervous.
- Aw, you did great.
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Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you.
Thanks for coming out.
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Thank you so much. Good to meet you.
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- Mr. Howard, great work today.
- Ah.
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Oh, thanks. Thanks, man.
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Bud Askins. I oversee
our Southern California operations.
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- Ah.
- I, uh, came over to Vault-Tec
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in Q3 after a ten-year stint at West Tek.
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West Tek.
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It's a defense contractor.
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Oh, I'm, uh, very familiar with you guys.
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You designed the T-45 power armor.
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First of its kind.
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No, I-I oversaw the-the rollout.
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You know, the design flaws
were ridiculous, but...
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- they sure looked great.
- I wore the T-45
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when we almost lost the great state
of Alaska to the Reds.
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Those design flaws of yours cost
a lot of good men and women their lives.
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Yeah. Product management was never my bag.
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I'm more focused on HR R&D now.
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Overseeing workflow optimization
of management timelines.
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I'm all about scale.
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Most people think scale means
increasing global market share.
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That's thinking in three dimensions,
and I'm talking about four.
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Because what is the ultimate weapon
to destroy your competition?
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It's not outselling them.
It's not outsmarting them.
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It's time.
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- Hmm.
- Time...
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- is the ultimate weapon.
- Uh-huh.
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- Yeah.
- Sounds complicated,
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but the future of all humanity
comes down to one word.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Management.
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Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck.
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Bud. Bud Askins.
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- Hey.
- Ooh!
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Mmm.
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I'm at work.
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Oh, how 'bout we clock out?
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- Oh.
- Huh? Nothing against these colleagues of yours,
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but what do you say you and me knock back
a couple of piña coladas by the pool,
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- listen to the hi-fi.
- Mm.
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There is a wrap party.
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What, a... a wrap party?
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- For this?
- Yes.
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All right. We go for a couple of hours,
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we shake a few hands...
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It's at our house.
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The things
I'm willing to do for you
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never cease to amaze me.
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Mm.
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Roosevelt, I'm sorry.
You can't come, buddy.
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I'm heading into enemy territory.
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You be a good dog.
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Go to bed.
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Yeah, A Man and His Dog...
that movie's great.
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Mm. Yeah. I love that one, too.
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It was my real dog.
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Beautiful home, Mr. Howard.
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Thank you.
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Did Cooper Howard just walk by?
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He was so good in that movie.
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Oh, it's him!
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Mr. Howard. Hello.
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Negotiations in Anchorage are having
a serious impact on presales.
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We'll have to circle up with D.C.
about that.
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Ideally before our quarterly
projection release.
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Mr. Howard. Mr. Howard.
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Bud Askins.
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Right.
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Would you mind, you know,
doing the butler voice?
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- From the show?
- All right.
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I only do it for close friends
and beautiful women,
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but you two are already halfway there.
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Stop it.
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"I, Bartholomew Codsworth,
am ever ready to serve."
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Perhaps
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when you finish your shift,
we could head up and party in the hot tub.
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What do you think of that?
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- Oh, no, no. No, thank you.
- No?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Excuse me. Your wine.
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Well, shit, Seabass.
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You might be the only one of my invites
who actually showed up.
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Yeah.
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- Not our usual scene, I'll give you that.
- No, it is not.
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I think our Hollywood actor friends
don't want to be seen
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celebrating with the pitchman
for the end of the world.
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Oh, you don't know the half of it.
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You hear I lost a movie over these ads?
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Yeah, showed up to set,
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the actors wouldn't
come out of their trailers.
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Bonnie Lewis said it was on moral grounds.
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Bonnie Lewis?
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She's done more ads
than a fucking billboard.
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- Yeah.
- Fucking Hollywood Reds.
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I'm telling you, radicalism
is sweeping through Hollywood
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like a bad case of the clap.
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Even got your friend, Charlie Whiteknife.
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Are you kidding me? Charlie?
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- Mm.
- I served
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- with that guy.
- They have meetings
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and everything.
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It's a shit show.
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But you, my friend,
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you know which way the wind is blowing.
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And it's that...
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a world run by people who wear
pocket protectors to a pool party.
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...about delivery platforms.
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Yeah, you might be right about that.
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I mean, I've dipped my bits
in the same gravy train.
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Sold my vocal rights to that
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spinning robot they sell
to housewives and perverts.
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Guess how much they paid me for that.
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Ten million?
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No, I got 186, pre-tax.
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Maybe you could've asked for more.
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Well, I did ask for more.
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And what did they say?
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My agent got them
to throw in one of those robots.
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The fuck
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were they thinking?
Every time I walk into my own house,
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my own voice saying,
"Hello, sir, do you want to sit down?"
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It's fucking awful!
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I thought the studio owned that character.
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They did.
And then RobCo bought the studio.
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- Mm.
- Listen to me,
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Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood.
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The future, my friend, is products.
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You're a product. I'm a product.
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The end of the world is a product.
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Oh.
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And for those of us
who can successfully embrace that,
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I'd say the future is golden.
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To the future.
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To the future.
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I, Bar-Bartholomew Codsworth,
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am ever ready to serve.
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Why, hello there, boys.
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Now, y'all here for the ice cream social,
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I'm afraid I got some bad news for you.
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Let's get to-to it, shall we-shall we?
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Wai-Wai-Waiting.
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Take its fusion core.
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There's no fudge here,
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o-only a General Atomics Inter...
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Destroying a legitimate business?
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That's illegal round these parts.
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Says who?
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The government.
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Using teeth for ammunition.
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Always finding new ways
to kill each other up there, aren't they?
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We'll need, uh, an antibiotic.
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I know you mentioned
you're eager to keep moving,
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but your friend is gonna have to
recover here for a couple of days
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before it's safe to travel.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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You had a rotten human tooth
lodged in your shoulder.
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You're not fine.
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Titus, this is a vault doctor.
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We should listen to his advice.
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We can't thank you enough
for letting us in and taking care of us.
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It's what we do here.
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Oh, and we found his armor.
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Our surface foragers
are bringing it back now.
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Oh, that's great. Thank you.
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It's not ideal for us to stay put,
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but, I got to admit,
it sure feels good to be back in a vault.
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I don't know
if you've been to the surface, but...
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it is...
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not good.
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I was born on the surface.
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Oh.
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Uh, sorry.
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I-I didn't know. You seem so...
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Normal?
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My mother was a courier.
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I was 11 and traveled with her to Filly.
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Three days' walk from home and we
could still feel the heat from the blast.
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You're from Shady Sands.
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Many of us are.
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We were lucky to find such
a hospitable community here in Vault 4.
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Yeah. So were we.
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We just need you to stay
in quarantine a few hours longer
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to make sure
you don't track in any contamination.
256
00:12:33,113 --> 00:12:34,863
Thank you so much.
257
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,738
You smell good.
258
00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:00,071
What?
259
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,280
Oh.
260
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:10,030
You want to have sex?
261
00:13:12,738 --> 00:13:14,655
You mean use my cock?
262
00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:17,196
Yeah.
263
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:23,655
I don't know.
Uh, that weird thing could happen.
264
00:13:23,738 --> 00:13:25,780
What weird thing?
265
00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:28,113
Well, it's just, for some guys... not me...
266
00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:31,863
uh, but for some guys, you know,
when they make it move,
267
00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:35,613
it gets all big and hard
like a big pimple and then it pops.
268
00:13:35,696 --> 00:13:39,530
And they say it can happen
to anybody, but it's still, it's...
269
00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:41,571
it's gross.
270
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,238
You know, that's... uh,
that's actually completely normal.
271
00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:46,363
It happens all the time.
272
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,696
Every time, ideally.
273
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,071
I'm a knight.
274
00:13:58,155 --> 00:14:01,238
Um, a knight of the Brotherhood.
275
00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,655
We're-we're not supposed to.
276
00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:07,988
Okey dokey.
277
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,155
Mind if I sit down?
278
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,196
Mmm.
279
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,363
We shouldn't be wasting time down here.
280
00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:47,696
You heard the doctor.
281
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:50,655
Besides, we made a deal
to find that head together,
282
00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:52,738
and you're no good to me dead.
283
00:14:53,905 --> 00:14:57,321
- Also, I would feel bad.
- I think these people are trying to trap us here.
284
00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:58,821
No, they're not.
285
00:14:58,905 --> 00:15:02,030
And some of these people
are from the surface, like you.
286
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,738
- Ah.
- Hi.
287
00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:11,113
This is a cult. Same as any.
288
00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:12,196
It's not a cult.
289
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,946
- Everyone's smiling.
- Titus, this is a safe place,
290
00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:18,613
where people take care of each other.
291
00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:20,946
But why?
292
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,446
Well, because in the vaults,
293
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:25,030
we recognize that
we all need each other,
294
00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:27,363
just like I needed you on the surface.
295
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:32,571
Now, we're stuck here
until you're able to travel.
296
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,613
So, give this place a shot?
297
00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:41,238
Sorry to interrupt your breakfast,
but our overseer
298
00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:43,696
wanted to say a quick hello.
299
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,988
Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus.
300
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,321
Hey, guys. Just wanted to say hi.
301
00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:54,405
- Hello.
- And obviously, welcome to Vault 4.
302
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,821
Just some housekeeping,
a few things to be aware of.
303
00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:59,280
Stay out of Level 12, obviously.
304
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:01,446
We'd prefer you not go there.
305
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:05,280
Oh, and we only have one foosball table,
so if you want to play,
306
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:06,946
you got to sign up.
307
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:10,280
If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet,
please let me know.
308
00:16:10,363 --> 00:16:13,446
I do have pencils.
309
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:17,738
Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar
with how the bathrooms work, just ask.
310
00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:21,696
Asking is less embarrassing
than getting it wrong. Trust me.
311
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,155
We've had incident after incident
with newcomers.
312
00:16:25,238 --> 00:16:28,071
Okay, that should cover it.
313
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:32,238
Any questions or concerns beyond foosball
or pencils or bathrooms,
314
00:16:32,321 --> 00:16:33,863
Birdie's available.
315
00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:36,655
And once again, welcome to Vault 4.
316
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:38,530
We're glad to have you.
317
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:41,280
- Thank you.
- Mm.
318
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:56,946
Mm.
319
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:10,321
That was weird, right?
320
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,030
- The overseer?
- That's what I'm saying.
321
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:14,313
- When people are nice...
- No.
322
00:17:14,363 --> 00:17:17,405
Titus, I'm... I'm talking about his eye.
323
00:17:17,488 --> 00:17:18,988
Lots of people have one eye.
324
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,030
Well, yeah, but...
325
00:17:22,113 --> 00:17:24,071
I mean, his was in the middle.
326
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:25,280
A little to the left.
327
00:17:25,363 --> 00:17:27,446
And the Level 12 stuff? I mean...
328
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:32,488
Oh.
329
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,655
Sorry.
330
00:17:36,738 --> 00:17:38,613
Have a nice day.
331
00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:52,780
♪ Lonely hours ♪
332
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:57,196
♪ Away from you...
333
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,113
Doesn't get any better than this.
334
00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:04,155
Nope. It does not.
335
00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,321
Mmm.
336
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:11,988
You ever... think about working
somewhere else?
337
00:18:13,446 --> 00:18:15,446
I used to.
338
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:20,821
But with you doing these ads, it's...
it's practically the family business.
339
00:18:20,905 --> 00:18:22,530
Maybe we get Janey a job in payroll
340
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,196
- when she's 15.
- Sit.
341
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,280
Oh, that's a good puppy.
342
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:29,488
I think about it. Quitting showbiz.
343
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,905
Buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield.
344
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,405
Get back to being a real cowboy again.
345
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:40,238
And what would I do?
346
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,821
You would look pretty.
347
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:45,363
And help me raise chickens.
348
00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:48,363
No.
349
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:50,405
You would look very good
in a pair of overalls.
350
00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:52,238
What's gotten into you?
351
00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:53,905
A gin martini.
352
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,571
I don't know.
353
00:18:57,655 --> 00:19:01,613
Maybe I've been reading
too much news lately.
354
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:05,530
Got me second-guessing
the whole city life.
355
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,030
Oh, come on.
356
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,696
Y-You've seen these around.
357
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,113
Not on you, I haven't.
358
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:20,905
Bud Askins... he licensed them from RobCo.
359
00:19:20,988 --> 00:19:23,488
We're integrating them
with the Vault-Tec admission systems.
360
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:26,821
- Bud Askins.
- Bud Askins. Trust me, I know.
361
00:19:26,905 --> 00:19:29,071
The company's filled with guys like him.
362
00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:32,530
But Vault-Tec exists with or without me.
363
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:35,446
Doesn't do anyone any good
to complain from the sidelines.
364
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,988
All I'm saying is we have this one life.
365
00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:42,280
Do you really want to spend your
nine-to-fives working with these assholes?
366
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,280
I need this job, Coop.
367
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,905
- It guarantees us a spot in the vaults.
- We got money.
368
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:48,405
We can buy a spot in the vaults.
369
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,280
One of the good vaults.
370
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,863
What's that supposed to mean?
371
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:04,363
I'm doing what I can, okay?
372
00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:07,488
Just... trust me.
373
00:20:09,488 --> 00:20:11,196
Please.
374
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:14,571
Yeah.
375
00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:23,696
As all nations race
376
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,280
to secure uranium
and control the future of energy,
377
00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:29,113
a shortage has emerged,
turning even allies
378
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:31,405
into potential competitors.
379
00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:33,738
Will energy prices surge this winter
380
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:36,102
and will it lead to an expanded war?
381
00:20:36,155 --> 00:20:38,113
Details after a word
from our newest sponsor...
382
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,238
Sorry you couldn't make it
to the party the other night, Charlie.
383
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,655
Guess you had one of your meetings, huh?
384
00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:47,280
One of your Communist meetings?
Come on, man.
385
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:50,655
We watched people die together up north
fighting against all that horseshit.
386
00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:52,071
Yeah, and for what?
387
00:20:52,155 --> 00:20:55,696
What do you mean, for what?
For the American dream.
388
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:58,905
We're actors.
We make movies, Charlie.
389
00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,089
Yeah, the American dream has me
getting shot in the ass by you all day.
390
00:21:01,113 --> 00:21:04,030
You got five acres in Tarzana.
I think you're doing all right.
391
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:05,780
It don't matter, Coop.
392
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:10,113
- Vault-Tec's the fucking devil, man.
- My wife works there.
393
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:13,530
- You really think Barb's the devil?
- No, no, okay, I...
394
00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:15,405
I like Barb, okay?
395
00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:19,656
Do you know what
"fiduciary responsibility" means?
396
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,113
- Fiduciary responsibility?
- Yeah.
397
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,863
No, I have no fucking idea.
398
00:21:23,946 --> 00:21:25,738
I play a cowboy for a living.
399
00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:28,571
Okay.
So, the U.S. government has outsourced
400
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,821
the survival of the human race
to Vault-Tec.
401
00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:33,613
Vault-Tec is a private corporation
402
00:21:33,696 --> 00:21:36,339
that has a fiduciary responsibility
to make money for its investors.
403
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,821
And how does it make money?
404
00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:42,321
- By selling vaults.
- That's called capitalism, Charlie.
405
00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:45,363
But they can't sell vaults
if these peace negotiations go through.
406
00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:48,988
So Vault-Tec
has a fiduciary responsibility
407
00:21:49,071 --> 00:21:51,238
to make sure that it don't work out.
408
00:21:51,321 --> 00:21:54,196
Yeah. How they gonna do that?
409
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,946
I don't know.
410
00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:00,530
You remember that movie
we did with Johnny Morton...
411
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,071
you were the sheriff
and I was some generic Indian?
412
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,946
Come on, man, don't say that.
Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses.
413
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:08,030
You played him with grace
and with dignity.
414
00:22:08,113 --> 00:22:09,905
It was a great role for you.
415
00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,631
Morton played a rancher
who owned half of Missouri.
416
00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:14,381
And what happens when the cattle ranchers
have more power than the sheriff?
417
00:22:14,405 --> 00:22:17,655
- The whole town burns down.
- The whole town burns down. Right.
418
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:20,214
Vault-Tec is a trillion dollar company
that owns half of everything.
419
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:23,321
And after ten years of war,
the U.S. government is broker than a joke.
420
00:22:23,405 --> 00:22:25,738
The cattle ranchers are in charge, Coop.
421
00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:27,488
Oh, come on.
422
00:22:27,571 --> 00:22:29,821
Unless the people do something about it.
423
00:22:29,905 --> 00:22:31,988
I guess everything's a conspiracy, right?
424
00:22:32,071 --> 00:22:34,297
- Come on, man, you sound like you're in a cult.
- And you're sitting here
425
00:22:34,321 --> 00:22:36,547
defending a system that's ready
to set the world on fire, Cooper.
426
00:22:36,571 --> 00:22:39,071
Maybe you're the one in the cult.
427
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,030
Look.
428
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,030
You should come to a meeting.
429
00:22:47,113 --> 00:22:49,613
You should learn the truth
about where your wife works.
430
00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:54,488
For her sake.
431
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,613
Bartender, can I get one more?
432
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:22,071
- Hello?
- Hello! May I speak to Barb, please?
433
00:23:22,155 --> 00:23:23,821
- Who is it?
- It's Henry.
434
00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:26,238
Henry from the Vault-Tec
assistant training program.
435
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,988
Is this Mr. Cooper Howard?
436
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:31,530
Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife prefers
not to take work calls in the evenings.
437
00:23:31,613 --> 00:23:32,922
Oh, no, no, no, uh,
it'll just be a few minutes.
438
00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:34,506
- Okay. All right, bye-bye.
- I have some questions for her. I don't...
439
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:38,405
Uh, that was Henry. From work.
440
00:23:38,488 --> 00:23:40,863
Do you have a... a new assistant?
441
00:23:40,946 --> 00:23:42,030
Yeah, I do.
442
00:23:42,113 --> 00:23:44,738
Yeah? Is Janey asleep?
443
00:23:44,821 --> 00:23:47,280
Uh, she's reading
Little House on the Prairie to Roosevelt.
444
00:23:47,363 --> 00:23:49,738
Ah. Does he like it?
445
00:23:54,321 --> 00:23:55,405
What?
446
00:23:56,488 --> 00:23:58,738
It's going to be hard on her, that's all.
447
00:24:00,321 --> 00:24:01,821
What is?
448
00:24:01,905 --> 00:24:04,321
You know, no dogs in the vaults.
449
00:24:12,238 --> 00:24:14,488
Says who?
450
00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:16,155
Hmm?
451
00:24:18,071 --> 00:24:20,821
No dogs in the vaults. Says who?
452
00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:24,405
Well... that's just
453
00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:26,863
the, um... that's the policy.
454
00:24:27,946 --> 00:24:29,321
You know, dogs eat meat.
455
00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:31,988
It's an avoidable inefficiency.
456
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,988
Ah.
457
00:24:34,071 --> 00:24:35,488
Yeah.
458
00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:41,696
That's not really the question, is it?
459
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,613
All I'm asking is
460
00:24:44,696 --> 00:24:47,113
who decided that
there were no dogs in the vault?
461
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:50,821
Well, I think that
is a relatively trivial concern,
462
00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:53,321
given the prerequisite conditions
of us living in
463
00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:54,780
a nuclear fallout shelter.
464
00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:58,405
Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is,
to be quite honest.
465
00:24:58,488 --> 00:24:59,905
What?
466
00:24:59,988 --> 00:25:01,446
I'm serious.
467
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:04,155
Who-who ma... who makes the rules?
468
00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:06,655
Because no dogs allowed...
that is a new rule.
469
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:10,571
Somebody decided that
and didn't share it with fucking anyone.
470
00:25:12,405 --> 00:25:13,797
I mean, what else
do you have in store for us?
471
00:25:13,821 --> 00:25:15,905
Are the-are the blue jumpsuits...
472
00:25:15,988 --> 00:25:17,964
are those mandatory? What if
I don't want to wear a blue jumpsuit?
473
00:25:17,988 --> 00:25:19,756
- What if I want to wear a green one?
- So the bomb falls,
474
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:21,256
and you want to know about your wardrobe?
475
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,196
No, I want to know about my freedom.
476
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,738
I didn't go to war defending that freedom
477
00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:27,672
so that I could live in a cellar
under the boot heel
478
00:25:27,696 --> 00:25:29,238
of Chairman Bud Askins.
479
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:33,280
And while you were away at war,
I stayed home.
480
00:25:33,363 --> 00:25:35,530
- I know you...
- I was checking the mail
481
00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:36,946
- every day.
- I know.
482
00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:38,821
I was waiting by the phone every night.
483
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:41,863
And every night I was driving myself crazy
484
00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:43,030
imagining the worst.
485
00:25:43,113 --> 00:25:47,030
So, you do not need to tell me
how bad war is, Coop.
486
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:49,530
Every day I go into work and I think about
487
00:25:49,613 --> 00:25:52,905
how humanity can survive a nuclear event
488
00:25:52,988 --> 00:25:56,196
that will wipe out 90% of life on earth
and I come home
489
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,655
and you're talking to me about
hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield.
490
00:26:00,696 --> 00:26:03,738
You know, I don't even know
what planet you're on sometimes, Coop.
491
00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:07,280
But when the bombs drop,
a two-hour drive ain't gonna cut it.
492
00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:10,696
So yes, there will be no dogs
in the vaults.
493
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,155
And no, none of it is ideal.
494
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,946
But if billions of people
are going to lose their lives,
495
00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:19,172
I will do whatever it takes
to make sure the people I love...
496
00:26:19,196 --> 00:26:21,321
that is you and that is Janey...
497
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:23,030
aren't among them.
498
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:27,905
I have worked hard
499
00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:30,613
to make sure we go into
500
00:26:30,696 --> 00:26:32,613
a special vault for management,
501
00:26:32,696 --> 00:26:36,196
where we will oversee
all of the other vaults.
502
00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:42,155
You don't get it.
That is the best we can possibly hope for.
503
00:26:43,196 --> 00:26:45,113
For Janey.
504
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:54,030
Hey, hey.
505
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,280
Hey, hey, hey.
506
00:26:56,363 --> 00:26:58,280
Come here.
507
00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:02,405
I'm sorry.
508
00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:05,821
I know you always
try to do the right thing.
509
00:27:07,613 --> 00:27:09,488
That's what I love about you.
510
00:27:24,405 --> 00:27:28,780
And when you turn the little handle
up top, it all goes away.
511
00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:30,696
Yep, that's...
512
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,030
- how a toilet works.
- Mm-hmm.
513
00:27:33,113 --> 00:27:34,946
I'm-I'm actually from a vault.
514
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,321
You're what?
515
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,696
- I'm from a vault.
- So you are.
516
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:43,696
- Goosey MacLean.
- Oh, no, no. It's-it's Lucy.
517
00:27:47,988 --> 00:27:51,655
Nope, it says Goosey. Hmm.
518
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,696
But hey, that's something.
519
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:56,780
You don't meet a natural-born
vault dweller every day.
520
00:27:56,863 --> 00:27:58,030
We're a dying breed.
521
00:27:58,113 --> 00:28:00,696
Oh, you're... you're from here?
522
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,530
- Five generations, and proud of it.
- Ah.
523
00:28:03,613 --> 00:28:04,988
I just thought because...
524
00:28:06,905 --> 00:28:11,405
Because so many, uh, people here
seem to be refugees
525
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:13,780
- from the surface.
- Tell me about it.
526
00:28:13,863 --> 00:28:15,655
Ooh. These people.
527
00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:17,030
Am I right?
528
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:20,988
I grabbed a moldy one.
529
00:28:21,071 --> 00:28:22,431
- What do you mean by that?
- Well,
530
00:28:22,488 --> 00:28:25,155
you won't find anyone
more open-minded than me,
531
00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:28,821
but they come in here
with their smelly food
532
00:28:28,905 --> 00:28:30,905
and their weird ideas.
533
00:28:32,446 --> 00:28:34,363
You're from a vault. You get it.
534
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,672
I-I don't understand.
If you don't like people from the surface
535
00:28:36,696 --> 00:28:38,089
then why do you keep taking them in?
536
00:28:38,113 --> 00:28:40,405
It's a policy from before my time.
537
00:28:40,488 --> 00:28:42,530
But these newcomers, ooh, let me tell you,
538
00:28:42,613 --> 00:28:45,863
if you want to get elected,
you have to respect their traditions
539
00:28:45,946 --> 00:28:49,613
and tolerate them
and not call them "surfies." It's awful.
540
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:54,030
What, you don't
take in surface dwellers in your vault?
541
00:28:54,113 --> 00:28:57,238
Well, to be honest, no, we don't.
542
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,446
- What is that like?
- No,
543
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,172
I think what you're doing here
is a really good thing.
544
00:29:01,196 --> 00:29:03,571
I saw what was left of Shady Sands.
545
00:29:03,655 --> 00:29:07,321
An entire city just destroyed
in an instant. It...
546
00:29:09,238 --> 00:29:10,964
I mean, some of these people
lost everything.
547
00:29:10,988 --> 00:29:13,488
And that was a tragedy.
548
00:29:13,571 --> 00:29:16,821
So we took our share of them in
and gave them a home
549
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:18,405
because it's what we do.
550
00:29:18,488 --> 00:29:20,696
But it's like you can't
make a funny joke about it
551
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,030
without offending these guys.
552
00:29:22,113 --> 00:29:25,280
I mean, one funny joke I told
on maybe ten occasions.
553
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,613
What was the joke?
554
00:29:27,696 --> 00:29:28,696
I forget.
555
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:31,405
All I know is it was a huge bomb.
556
00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:35,071
Pretty good, right?
557
00:29:35,155 --> 00:29:37,571
Oh, she doesn't get it.
558
00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:38,946
Any other questions?
559
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:41,655
I do have one. Uh...
560
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,821
What's on Level 12
and why can't we go there?
561
00:29:44,905 --> 00:29:46,405
We don't talk about that.
562
00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:48,408
- Geez, what's the matter with you?
- Sorry, I...
563
00:29:48,446 --> 00:29:49,946
- I just...
- You should go now.
564
00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,363
- I only wanted to...
- Goodbye, Goosey.
565
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,238
Skedaddle.
566
00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,530
Hey.
567
00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:55,155
Where do you guys get your power from?
568
00:31:43,905 --> 00:31:46,238
I see you found our fusion core.
569
00:31:50,696 --> 00:31:53,071
How are we adjusting to life down here?
570
00:31:53,155 --> 00:31:55,113
Does it matter?
571
00:31:55,196 --> 00:31:56,655
I'm leaving soon.
572
00:32:00,571 --> 00:32:01,988
Aren't I?
573
00:32:04,113 --> 00:32:06,571
Some people who come here
have a hard time adjusting
574
00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:08,988
to finally feeling safe.
575
00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:13,780
All the things you've had to do to survive
still fresh in your mind.
576
00:32:17,613 --> 00:32:21,113
Trust doesn't come easily to those of us
with a guilty conscience.
577
00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:27,488
Here.
578
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,488
Unit 428.
579
00:32:29,571 --> 00:32:32,571
How about you sleep in a room
of your own tonight?
580
00:32:32,655 --> 00:32:34,905
Have a hot shower.
581
00:32:34,988 --> 00:32:37,738
Nothing wrong with
a little bit of comfort.
582
00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:49,196
Um, when you say "hot shower,"
what does-what does that mean, exactly?
583
00:33:56,238 --> 00:33:58,655
♪ I don't believe
in fretting and grieving ♪
584
00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:01,571
♪ Why mess around with strife? ♪
585
00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,821
♪ I never was cut out ♪
586
00:34:03,905 --> 00:34:05,655
♪ To step and strut out ♪
587
00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:09,071
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
588
00:34:09,196 --> 00:34:13,071
♪ Some find it pleasant
dining on pheasant ♪
589
00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:15,821
♪ Those things roll off my knife ♪
590
00:34:15,905 --> 00:34:19,655
♪ Just serve me tomatoes
and mashed potatoes ♪
591
00:34:20,738 --> 00:34:23,113
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
592
00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:26,613
♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪
593
00:34:26,696 --> 00:34:30,196
♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪
594
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,780
♪ A house that rings with joy
and laughter ♪
595
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:37,905
♪ And the ones you love inside ♪
596
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:41,321
♪ Some like the high road,
I like the low road ♪
597
00:34:41,405 --> 00:34:44,196
♪ Free from the care and strife ♪
598
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,030
♪ Sounds corny and seedy,
but yes indeedy ♪
599
00:34:48,113 --> 00:34:50,905
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
600
00:34:57,988 --> 00:35:01,946
♪ I never was cut out
to step and strut out ♪
601
00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:05,530
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
602
00:35:11,696 --> 00:35:16,071
♪ Just serve me tomatoes
and mashed potatoes ♪
603
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,738
♪ Give me the simple life ♪
604
00:35:18,821 --> 00:35:22,488
♪ A cottage small is all I'm after ♪
605
00:35:22,571 --> 00:35:25,363
♪ Not one that's spacious and wide ♪
606
00:35:25,446 --> 00:35:28,821
♪ A house that rings with joy
and laughter...
607
00:35:28,905 --> 00:35:30,363
Excuse me.
608
00:35:30,446 --> 00:35:32,446
Yes.
609
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:39,905
What is this?
610
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,047
It's almost starting.
611
00:37:23,613 --> 00:37:24,655
Oh, uh, excuse me?
612
00:37:24,738 --> 00:37:26,196
What's going on?
613
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,905
It's a Surface Dweller tradition.
614
00:37:27,988 --> 00:37:30,280
It can get a little rambunctious
for my taste.
615
00:37:33,821 --> 00:37:36,030
You're welcome to come.
616
00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:39,196
Sure.
617
00:38:04,863 --> 00:38:06,571
Well, shit.
618
00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:09,905
Why, Sorrel Booker.
619
00:38:13,155 --> 00:38:17,571
I heard it was a ghoul
that fucked up that Super Duper Mart.
620
00:38:17,655 --> 00:38:19,655
Nobody told me it was the ghoul.
621
00:38:19,738 --> 00:38:21,571
Mm. Mm.
622
00:38:23,238 --> 00:38:24,988
You boys know who you just brought in?
623
00:38:26,196 --> 00:38:27,696
This sumbitch right here
624
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:31,196
used to be the best bounty hunter
to ever shoot a man in the ass.
625
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,655
Kids these days don't know
their goddamn history.
626
00:38:34,738 --> 00:38:36,613
Say, you got a needle and thread?
627
00:38:36,696 --> 00:38:39,071
Sorry,
628
00:38:39,155 --> 00:38:41,321
we don't do a lot of knitting 'round here.
629
00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:43,780
It's called sewing.
630
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,863
I think I got some in my bag.
631
00:39:05,196 --> 00:39:07,238
Would you mind?
632
00:39:08,863 --> 00:39:12,280
Aw, come on now, Sorrel,
we old friends, ain't we?
633
00:39:20,613 --> 00:39:23,530
Look at you. 200 years.
634
00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:27,321
I don't know what keeps you going.
635
00:39:27,405 --> 00:39:29,780
Maybe you just like the feeling
636
00:39:29,863 --> 00:39:32,488
of that good old California sunshine
637
00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:35,196
on your wrinkly-ass face.
638
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,655
Or maybe you're still looking for her.
639
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,696
Well, Sorrel...
640
00:39:46,405 --> 00:39:49,113
I can confidently cross
one reason off that list for you.
641
00:39:49,196 --> 00:39:51,613
I sure as hell ain't still alive
642
00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:53,905
so that I can have
unintelligent conversations
643
00:39:53,988 --> 00:39:55,905
with dipshits like yourself.
644
00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:00,530
Mind your fucking mouth.
645
00:40:00,613 --> 00:40:03,196
That's the president of the government
you're talking to.
646
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,155
Oh...
647
00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:11,946
You a president now?
648
00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:13,863
Don't see why not.
649
00:40:13,946 --> 00:40:16,571
Well, then you might
want to hire a publicist.
650
00:40:16,655 --> 00:40:19,030
'Cause this is the first
I'm hearing about this outfit.
651
00:40:19,113 --> 00:40:22,530
Now, what I am hearing
is a whole lot of chatter
652
00:40:22,613 --> 00:40:24,196
about some woman.
653
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,863
Name of Moldaver.
654
00:40:30,571 --> 00:40:32,363
They call her the Flame Mother.
655
00:40:33,488 --> 00:40:35,113
Now, that bitch is dangerous.
656
00:40:35,196 --> 00:40:37,738
Well, when it comes to leadership
these days,
657
00:40:37,821 --> 00:40:40,655
dangerous is what they call
a prerequisite.
658
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:43,405
Somebody's got to step up
and bring some order around here.
659
00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:46,155
You know why these boys brought you in?
660
00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:47,571
'Cause I fucked up
661
00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:50,280
a poor, defenseless
gang-affiliated organ dealership?
662
00:40:50,363 --> 00:40:52,030
- Yep.
- Mm.
663
00:40:52,113 --> 00:40:54,946
- Now, I've always liked you.
- Well, I've always liked you.
664
00:40:55,030 --> 00:40:58,655
Well, ain't that sweet?
But that Super Duper Mart you gutted
665
00:40:58,738 --> 00:41:00,238
was under our protection.
666
00:41:01,363 --> 00:41:04,988
So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free,
667
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:07,863
folks might lose faith
about what we're trying to do here.
668
00:41:07,946 --> 00:41:09,113
And then what?
669
00:41:10,530 --> 00:41:12,363
Anarchy in the streets.
670
00:41:12,446 --> 00:41:14,780
Exactly.
671
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:17,696
Now, you got anything to say
in your defense?
672
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:19,363
Guilty as charged.
673
00:41:19,446 --> 00:41:20,988
Just like that?
674
00:41:22,405 --> 00:41:25,613
Just like that.
675
00:41:25,696 --> 00:41:27,863
Now, if you need any more evidence,
676
00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:31,571
I can tell you about this town
I just shot up, Filly.
677
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:35,113
Oh, I must have killed nine or ten people.
678
00:41:35,196 --> 00:41:36,863
My daddy lives in Filly.
679
00:41:36,946 --> 00:41:39,321
Well, not no more he don't,
680
00:41:39,405 --> 00:41:41,030
unless he's a coward.
681
00:41:41,113 --> 00:41:43,571
Don't take the bait, son.
682
00:41:43,655 --> 00:41:47,196
Well, I ain't fishing.
I'm just trying to game this out, now.
683
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,196
In my experience, the apple
tends not to fall too far from the tree.
684
00:41:52,946 --> 00:41:55,196
Is that true in your case?
685
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,613
My daddy ain't no coward.
686
00:41:57,696 --> 00:42:01,030
Well, then I guess the only question is...
687
00:42:02,238 --> 00:42:03,863
...are you?
688
00:42:05,571 --> 00:42:06,821
Sheriff Rex.
689
00:42:07,905 --> 00:42:10,030
Take Sheriff Troy's guns away.
690
00:42:13,446 --> 00:42:15,738
Very presidential of you.
691
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,613
Take him out back
and feed him to the hogs.
692
00:42:40,488 --> 00:42:42,071
Goddamn it.
693
00:42:43,321 --> 00:42:45,821
I got one question for you, ol' buddy.
694
00:42:45,905 --> 00:42:48,446
Why...
695
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:54,405
do you have this picture on your wall?
696
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,613
That's Moldaver.
697
00:42:58,196 --> 00:42:59,946
Why?
698
00:43:01,738 --> 00:43:03,988
Well, that's not
how I remember her, is all.
699
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,780
Yeah?
700
00:43:06,863 --> 00:43:09,738
Well, how do you remember her?
701
00:43:17,446 --> 00:43:21,196
♪ Well, what would you do
if your baby left you alone? ♪♪
702
00:44:12,446 --> 00:44:14,238
- Hi.
- Hey.
703
00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:58,821
Thanks for coming.
704
00:45:58,905 --> 00:46:00,405
Yeah, we'll see if I stay.
705
00:46:00,488 --> 00:46:01,946
You'll stay.
706
00:46:15,071 --> 00:46:17,113
Flame Mother, we remember.
707
00:46:17,196 --> 00:46:18,196
Flame Mother,
708
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,155
we remember.
709
00:46:20,238 --> 00:46:21,946
We bring back the past
710
00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:23,238
as we remember.
711
00:46:23,321 --> 00:46:25,738
We bring back the past
as we remember.
712
00:46:25,821 --> 00:46:27,905
We bring back Shady Sands...
713
00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:29,988
We bring back Shady Sands.
714
00:46:30,071 --> 00:46:32,155
- ...as we remember.
- As we remember.
715
00:46:32,238 --> 00:46:36,113
- We bring back those taken from us.
- We bring back those taken from us.
716
00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:38,405
We bring back those taken from us...
717
00:46:38,488 --> 00:46:40,696
We bring back those taken from us.
718
00:46:40,780 --> 00:46:43,113
...by covering ourselves in their ashes.
719
00:46:43,196 --> 00:46:45,780
By covering ourselves in their ashes.
720
00:46:45,863 --> 00:46:47,571
We bring back those taken from us
721
00:46:47,655 --> 00:46:49,905
by covering ourselves in their ashes.
722
00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:52,363
By covering ourselves
in their ashes.
723
00:46:52,446 --> 00:46:55,030
To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
724
00:46:55,113 --> 00:46:58,321
To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
725
00:46:58,405 --> 00:46:59,797
I think there's somebody you should meet.
726
00:46:59,821 --> 00:47:01,464
- Yeah, who's that?
- Blood must spill.
727
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:04,530
- Blood must spill.
- Blood must spill.
728
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:05,946
Blood must spill.
729
00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:10,030
- Blood must spill.
- To bring back Shady Sands, blood must spill.
730
00:47:10,113 --> 00:47:13,280
To bring back Shady Sands,
blood must spill.
731
00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:15,196
- Oh, Flame Mother...
- Oh, Flame Mother...
732
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,321
Oh, Flame Mother,
you will be our salvation.
733
00:47:18,405 --> 00:47:21,655
Oh, Flame Mother, you will be
our salvation.
734
00:47:25,905 --> 00:47:27,321
Mr. Howard?
735
00:47:32,571 --> 00:47:34,571
Oh, Flame Mother,
736
00:47:34,655 --> 00:47:36,905
you will be our salvation.
737
00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:39,113
I'm a big fan.
738
00:48:04,113 --> 00:48:05,321
Titus?!
739
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,321
We need to talk...
740
00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:11,946
Yes.
741
00:48:14,488 --> 00:48:15,821
You were right about this place.
742
00:48:15,905 --> 00:48:16,905
No.
743
00:48:16,988 --> 00:48:20,738
You were right. Check this out.
These are called oysters.
744
00:48:20,821 --> 00:48:23,738
You want one?
They make you feel so good.
745
00:48:23,821 --> 00:48:25,988
You want to make my cock explode now?
746
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,571
- What?
- Sorry, intercourse?
747
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,321
No, Titus.
748
00:48:30,405 --> 00:48:32,946
No, we need to leave. Right now.
749
00:48:33,030 --> 00:48:34,655
These people are insane.
750
00:48:34,738 --> 00:48:37,280
- Yeah, they're like you. A little weird, but nice.
- No.
751
00:48:37,363 --> 00:48:39,363
Plus, my arm. You know, I really...
752
00:48:39,446 --> 00:48:41,196
I ought to give it a little more time.
753
00:48:44,446 --> 00:48:47,321
Okay. Titus, look,
754
00:48:47,405 --> 00:48:48,946
I get why you'd want to stay.
755
00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:51,321
Okay? I really do, I...
756
00:48:51,405 --> 00:48:54,863
I know this must all seem really nice
compared to the-the shoot show
757
00:48:54,946 --> 00:48:55,946
that's up there.
758
00:48:56,030 --> 00:48:58,571
I wouldn't blame you
if you wanted to go back on our deal
759
00:48:58,655 --> 00:49:02,071
and-and just be somewhere
that is good and safe.
760
00:49:03,655 --> 00:49:05,071
But this isn't it.
761
00:49:05,155 --> 00:49:06,988
They gave me a robe.
762
00:49:07,071 --> 00:49:08,071
I know.
763
00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:10,030
And slippers.
764
00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:13,613
These people are hiding something from us
765
00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:15,696
and I'm gonna prove it to you, okay?
766
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:16,900
I'm not leaving without you.
767
00:49:19,488 --> 00:49:22,030
♪ Say then we'll be married ♪
768
00:49:22,113 --> 00:49:25,655
♪ In the month of May ♪♪
769
00:53:19,821 --> 00:53:22,488
Glad you' re all right.
770
00:53:24,738 --> 00:53:28,071
When I saw the door was open, I worried
one of you might have gotten out.
771
00:53:42,321 --> 00:53:43,530
Hello?
772
00:54:10,405 --> 00:54:12,946
Aah!
773
00:54:28,821 --> 00:54:31,571
No! You're crazy!
774
00:54:31,655 --> 00:54:35,863
You people are crazy!
Your entire culture is insane!
775
00:54:35,946 --> 00:54:37,172
I'm sure if we came to your home
776
00:54:37,196 --> 00:54:39,156
- we would say the same thing.
- Get off!
777
00:54:40,863 --> 00:54:42,863
No!
778
00:55:01,321 --> 00:55:03,530
{n8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
779
00:55:03,613 --> 00:55:06,696
{n8}♪ That things are rosy ♪
780
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:11,530
{n8}♪ And skies are blue once again ♪
781
00:55:11,613 --> 00:55:17,155
{n8}♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪
782
00:55:17,238 --> 00:55:22,321
{n8}♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪
783
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:26,071
{n8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
784
00:55:26,155 --> 00:55:29,488
{n8}♪ The moon is yellow ♪
785
00:55:29,571 --> 00:55:33,113
{n8}♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪
786
00:55:34,488 --> 00:55:39,488
{n8}♪ S oon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪
787
00:55:39,571 --> 00:55:42,238
{n8}♪ When I will pop the question ♪
788
00:55:42,321 --> 00:55:45,155
{n8}♪ And you'll say, "Okay" ♪
789
00:55:45,238 --> 00:55:50,780
{n8}♪ Say then we'll be married
in the month of May ♪
790
00:55:52,488 --> 00:55:54,613
{n8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
791
00:55:54,696 --> 00:55:58,071
{n8}♪ That things are rosy ♪
792
00:55:58,155 --> 00:56:02,780
{n8}♪ And skies are blue once again ♪
793
00:56:02,863 --> 00:56:08,363
{n8}♪ Let the bygones go bye-bye ♪
794
00:56:08,446 --> 00:56:13,488
{n8}♪ No more will I sigh or cry ♪
795
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,446
{n8}♪ I'm tickled pink ♪
796
00:56:17,530 --> 00:56:20,946
{n8}♪ The moon is yellow ♪
797
00:56:21,030 --> 00:56:25,821
{n8}♪ And I'm your fellow tonight ♪
798
00:56:25,905 --> 00:56:31,113
{n8}♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪
799
00:56:31,196 --> 00:56:33,863
{n8}♪ When I will pop the question ♪
800
00:56:33,946 --> 00:56:36,905
{n8}♪ And you say, "Okay" ♪
801
00:56:36,988 --> 00:56:43,321
{n8}♪ Say then we'll be married
in the month of May ♪♪