1
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FRY: Space.

2
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It seems to go on and on forever.

3
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But then you get to the end

4
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and a gorilla starts
throwing barrels at you.

5
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

6
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(EXPLOSION)

7
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And that's how you play the game.

8
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You stink, loser.

9
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Hey, Fry! Pizza going out.

10
00:00:26,505 --> 00:00:27,965
Come on!

11
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(SIGHS)

12
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

13
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(REVELERS SHOUTING, LAUGHING)

14
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Michelle, baby, where you going?

15
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It's not working out, Fry.

16
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I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!

17
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- (DISTANT LAUGHTER)
- I hate my life,

18
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I hate my life, I hate my life.

19
00:00:59,621 --> 00:01:00,998
Happy New Year!

20
00:01:01,498 --> 00:01:02,499
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

21
00:01:16,889 --> 00:01:17,890
(SQUEAKING)

22
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Hello! Pizza delivery for, uh...

23
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"I.C. Wiener"?

24
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Oh, crud.

25
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I always thought by this point in my life
I'd be the one making the crank calls.

26
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Here's to another lousy millennium.

27
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CROWD: Ten!

28
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(SPEAK FRENCH)

29
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(SPEAK ITALIAN)

30
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(SPEAK ARABIC)

31
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(SPEAK GREEK)

32
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(SPEAK MANDARIN)

33
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(SPEAK HINDI)

34
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(SPEAK ZULU)

35
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(SPEAK JAPANESE)

36
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One!

37
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(BLOWS PARTY HORN)

38
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- (CHAIR CREAKS)
- (SCREAMS)

39
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- (CLICKING)
- (BEEPS)

40
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What th...
(GASPING)

41
00:02:16,073 --> 00:02:18,575
(LASERS FIRING)

42
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(LASERS FIRING)

43
00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,466
- (TICKING)
- (TIMER DINGS)

44
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(GROANING)

45
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Phew.

46
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(GASPS) My God.

47
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It's the future.

48
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My parents.

49
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My coworkers.

50
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My girlfriend.

51
00:03:00,617 --> 00:03:02,828
I'll never see any of them again.

52
00:03:03,829 --> 00:03:05,122
Ya-hoo!

53
00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,042
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

54
00:03:32,024 --> 00:03:33,025
(CRASHES)

55
00:03:38,197 --> 00:03:39,281
(DOOR OPENS)

56
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MAN: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

57
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Why do you always have to say it that way?

58
00:03:46,246 --> 00:03:49,166
Haven't you ever heard of
a little thing called showmanship?

59
00:03:49,249 --> 00:03:52,419
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Come! Your destiny awaits!

60
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Have a nice future.

61
00:03:58,717 --> 00:04:00,344
Cool. Just like in Star Trek.

62
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Oh!

63
00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:03,764
WOMAN: Good afternoon, sir.

64
00:04:04,306 --> 00:04:05,599
FRY: Mmm...

65
00:04:06,642 --> 00:04:08,060
- (GASPS)
- Name?

66
00:04:08,143 --> 00:04:09,895
Uh... Fry.

67
00:04:09,978 --> 00:04:11,980
I'm Leela.
Now, it's New Year's Eve,

68
00:04:12,064 --> 00:04:15,025
so I'd like to decide your fate quickly
and get out of here.

69
00:04:15,108 --> 00:04:16,443
Can I ask you a question?

70
00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:18,612
As long as it's not about my eye.

71
00:04:18,695 --> 00:04:19,738
Uh...

72
00:04:19,821 --> 00:04:21,323
Is it about my eye?

73
00:04:21,406 --> 00:04:22,616
Sort of.

74
00:04:22,699 --> 00:04:24,785
(SIGHS)
Just ask the question.

75
00:04:24,868 --> 00:04:26,078
What's with the eye?

76
00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:28,789
I'm an alien, all right?
Let's drop the subject.

77
00:04:28,872 --> 00:04:30,374
Cool. An alien.

78
00:04:30,457 --> 00:04:32,334
Has your race taken over the earth?

79
00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:34,253
No. I just work here.

80
00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:38,757
Wait a minute.

81
00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,217
Is that blimp accurate?

82
00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:44,096
Yup. It's December 31, 2999.

83
00:04:44,179 --> 00:04:47,140
My God. A million years.

84
00:04:47,224 --> 00:04:50,352
I'm sure this must
be very upsetting for you.

85
00:04:50,435 --> 00:04:52,938
You know, I guess it should be,

86
00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:54,648
but actually I'm glad.

87
00:04:54,731 --> 00:04:56,775
I had nothing to live for in my old life.

88
00:04:56,859 --> 00:04:59,862
I was broke, I had a humiliating job

89
00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:03,323
and I was beginning to suspect
my girlfriend might be cheating on me.

90
00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:05,951
Well, at least here
you'll be treated with dignity.

91
00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:08,161
Now, strip naked
and get on the probulator.

92
00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:14,710
FRY: Ooh!

93
00:05:17,838 --> 00:05:18,881
Interesting.

94
00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:21,717
Your DNA test shows one living relative.

95
00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,553
He's your great-great-
great-great-great-great-

96
00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:26,805
great-great-great-
great-great nephew.

97
00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:29,099
That's great.
What's the little guy's name?

98
00:05:29,182 --> 00:05:31,268
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

99
00:05:31,351 --> 00:05:32,352
Ew.

100
00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:37,441
You know, I'm the luckiest guy
in the whole future.

101
00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:38,984
I've been given a second chance

102
00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,778
and this time,
I'm not going to be a total loser.

103
00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:43,447
- (SIREN BLARES)
- What's that?

104
00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,407
Your permanent career assignment.

105
00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,576
FRY: Delivery boy?

106
00:05:47,659 --> 00:05:49,661
No! Not again.

107
00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:51,038
Please, anything else.

108
00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,331
Take your hands off me.

109
00:05:52,414 --> 00:05:54,082
You've been assigned
the job you're best at

110
00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:55,459
just like everyone else.

111
00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:56,752
What if I refuse?

112
00:05:56,835 --> 00:05:58,420
- Then you'll be fired.
- Fine.

113
00:05:58,503 --> 00:06:00,547
Out of a cannon into the sun.

114
00:06:00,797 --> 00:06:02,883
But I don't like being a delivery boy.

115
00:06:02,966 --> 00:06:04,051
Well, that's tough.

116
00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:07,095
Lots of people don't like their jobs,
but we do them anyway.

117
00:06:07,596 --> 00:06:09,848
"you gotta do what you gotta do."

118
00:06:09,932 --> 00:06:11,308
Now hold out your hand.

119
00:06:12,142 --> 00:06:14,061
I'm going to implant your career chip.

120
00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:16,522
It'll permanently label you
as a delivery boy.

121
00:06:17,314 --> 00:06:18,774
Keep that thing away from me!

122
00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:22,236
(PANTING)

123
00:06:26,114 --> 00:06:27,491
Hold still, damn it!

124
00:06:27,574 --> 00:06:29,493
I don't have good depth perception.

125
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- (GRUNTS)
- Aah!

126
00:06:32,496 --> 00:06:33,872
- (CLICKING)
- (BEEPS)

127
00:06:35,874 --> 00:06:38,544
You've got to the count of five
to let me out of here.

128
00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:39,628
One...

129
00:06:41,129 --> 00:06:42,631
See you in a thousand years.

130
00:06:42,714 --> 00:06:43,882
(CHUCKLES)

131
00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,013
(SIGHS)

132
00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:53,976
You owe me one.

133
00:06:56,144 --> 00:06:57,312
(GRUNTS)

134
00:07:04,111 --> 00:07:05,279
Whoa.

135
00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,205
- (DOGS BARKING)
- (CAT YOWLS)

136
00:07:24,047 --> 00:07:26,174
Radio City Mutant Hall.

137
00:07:26,592 --> 00:07:27,676
Cool.

138
00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,512
Uh, Cross-Town Express.

139
00:07:32,055 --> 00:07:33,473
(SHRIEKS)

140
00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:36,059
Whoo-hoo!

141
00:07:36,393 --> 00:07:37,936
Yaah...

142
00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:43,650
(LAUGHING)

143
00:07:43,984 --> 00:07:45,402
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

144
00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:46,987
(SHRIEKING)

145
00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,071
(LAUGHING)

146
00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:54,203
(FRY YELLING)

147
00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:55,454
Oomph!

148
00:07:56,288 --> 00:07:57,998
(SCOFFING) Pfft. Tourist.

149
00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,752
(SIREN WAILS)

150
00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:05,047
Hey, a phone booth.

151
00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,340
I can call my nephew.

152
00:08:10,677 --> 00:08:13,305
Whoa. A real-life robot.

153
00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:16,266
Or is that some kind
of cheesy New Year's costume?

154
00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:19,019
Bite my shiny metal ass.

155
00:08:19,102 --> 00:08:20,896
It doesn't look so shiny to me.

156
00:08:20,979 --> 00:08:22,814
Shinier than yours, meat bag.

157
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,364
(WHISTLING)

158
00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,086
Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here.

159
00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:45,712
Let's try for a twofer.

160
00:08:48,006 --> 00:08:49,341
(CHUCKLES)

161
00:08:49,424 --> 00:08:51,426
WOMAN: Please select mode of death:

162
00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:54,805
"quick and painless"
or "slow and horrible."

163
00:08:54,888 --> 00:08:57,474
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.

164
00:08:57,558 --> 00:09:00,018
WOMAN: You have selected
"slow and horrible."

165
00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,311
Great choice.

166
00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,024
Bring it on, baby!

167
00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:09,069
(SHRIEKING)

168
00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:12,197
(BEEPING)

169
00:09:12,698 --> 00:09:16,159
Come on, come on! Kill me already!

170
00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:17,744
By the way, my name's Bender.

171
00:09:17,828 --> 00:09:19,037
Help! What's happening?

172
00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,628
WOMAN: You are now dead.

173
00:09:26,712 --> 00:09:28,672
Thank you for using Stop-and-Drop,

174
00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:32,134
America's favorite
suicide booth since 2008.

175
00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:34,136
(GASPING FOR AIR)

176
00:09:34,219 --> 00:09:35,971
Lousy, stinking rip-off.

177
00:09:37,222 --> 00:09:39,850
Well, I didn't have
anything else planned for today.

178
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,351
Let's go get drunk.

179
00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:43,186
(TICKING)

180
00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,271
(TIMER DINGS)

181
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,109
...two, three... Hey.

182
00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:52,613
MAN: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

183
00:09:52,696 --> 00:09:54,072
Shut up, Terry.

184
00:09:54,406 --> 00:09:56,575
This is unacceptable, Leela.

185
00:09:56,658 --> 00:09:59,453
You must find this Mr. Fry
and install his chip.

186
00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:03,040
Look, he's just a nobody
who doesn't want to be a delivery boy.

187
00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:05,000
I'd really rather not force it on him.

188
00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:08,128
Well, that's your job
whether you like it or not

189
00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:11,965
and it's my job to make you do your job
whether I like it or not,

190
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:14,176
which I do, very much.

191
00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:16,094
Now, get to work!

192
00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:17,763
(SIGHS)

193
00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:21,808
Life is good.

194
00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:28,273
(GULPING)

195
00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:29,983
Why would a robot need to drink?

196
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:31,693
I don't need to drink.

197
00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:33,737
I can quit anytime I want.

198
00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:35,155
(BURPS)

199
00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:38,200
So, they made you a delivery boy, huh?

200
00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:40,369
Man, that's as bad as my job.

201
00:10:40,452 --> 00:10:41,954
Really? What do you do, Bender?

202
00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:43,914
I'm a bender. I bend girders.

203
00:10:43,997 --> 00:10:45,916
That's all I'm programmed to do.

204
00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:47,417
You any good at it?

205
00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:50,212
You kidding? I was a stud.

206
00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,464
I could bend a girder to any angle.

207
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:55,926
30 degrees... 32 degrees...
You name it.

208
00:10:56,468 --> 00:10:57,928
31...

209
00:10:58,512 --> 00:11:00,013
But I couldn't go on living

210
00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:02,516
once I found out
what the girders were for.

211
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:04,643
- What?
- Suicide booths.

212
00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,856
Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you.

213
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,482
I'm going to go kill myself.

214
00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,901
Wait. You're the only friend I have.

215
00:11:13,986 --> 00:11:16,446
You really want a robot for a friend?

216
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,866
Yeah, ever since I was six.

217
00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:20,659
Well, okay.

218
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:23,370
But I don't want
people thinking we're robosexuals

219
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:25,873
so if anyone asks,
you're my de-bugger.

220
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,918
FRY: Oh, no, it's the cyclopes.

221
00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:33,255
- Don't look. Don't look!
- I'm not looking.

222
00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:37,968
(GASPS)

223
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:43,307
This is officer 1-B-D-I
requesting backup.

224
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,809
- (COMMS BEEP)
- We'll be there in five minutes.

225
00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:47,352
(BOTH PANTING)

226
00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:52,274
We can hide in here.
It's free on Tuesdays.

227
00:11:58,697 --> 00:12:00,741
Welcome to the Head Museum.

228
00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:02,326
I'm Leonard Nimoy.

229
00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:03,702
Spock?

230
00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:05,662
Hey, do the thing.

231
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:08,165
(CHUCKLING) I don't do that anymore.

232
00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:09,791
This is unbelievable.

233
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,752
What do you heads do all day?

234
00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:14,588
We share our wisdom
with those who seek it.

235
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:16,924
It's a life of quiet dignity.

236
00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:18,342
Feeding time.

237
00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:29,853
LEELA: Hmm...

238
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:40,656
I'm sorry, Fry,
but I have to install your career chip.

239
00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,866
Yeah, well if you're sorry
then why are you doing it?

240
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,284
It's my job.

241
00:12:44,368 --> 00:12:46,161
You gotta do what you gotta do.

242
00:12:46,245 --> 00:12:48,038
(WHIMPERING)

243
00:12:48,121 --> 00:12:49,873
(ALL GROAN IN FEAR)

244
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:50,958
Watch it!

245
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,544
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
- (ALARM BLARING)

246
00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:56,880
(IN NIXON'S VOICE)
That's it. You just made my list.

247
00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:59,424
- (GROWLS)
- Ow, ooh, ow, ow, ooh!

248
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:01,051
Stop it! Down boy! Bad president.

249
00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:03,345
All right, buddy, step away from the head.

250
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,180
(NIXON SNARLING)

251
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,059
I'm going to get 24th Century on his ass.

252
00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:13,814
(GRUNTING)

253
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:17,442
Please, Officers,
there's no need to use force.

254
00:13:17,526 --> 00:13:19,319
Let us handle this, weirdie.

255
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:23,490
Oh, come on.

256
00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:26,118
He's just a poor kid from the stupid ages.

257
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,954
Keep your big nose out of this, Eyeball.

258
00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:31,582
(MENACINGLY) No one makes fun of my nose.

259
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,417
Yee-aah!

260
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,501
OFFICER: Ooh!

261
00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:40,883
(GRUNTING)

262
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,594
Damn.

263
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:45,804
You guys were totally out of control.

264
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:48,265
That's our job.
We're Peace Officers.

265
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,392
Yeah, you know the law:

266
00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:52,519
You gotta do what you gotta do.

267
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,859
Oh, we're trapped!

268
00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:01,528
(GRUNTS)

269
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:03,906
Wait a second.
You're a bender, right?

270
00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,408
We can get out of here
if you just bend the bars.

271
00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:08,327
Dream on, skin tube.

272
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,079
I'm only programmed to bend
for constructive purposes.

273
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,207
What do I look like?
A de-bender?

274
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,250
Who cares what you're programmed for.

275
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:18,086
If someone programmed you
to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

276
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,838
I'll have to check my program.

277
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:21,924
Yep.

278
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:23,300
LEELA: (BANGING) Open up!

279
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:27,054
Come on, Bender. It's up to you
to make your own decisions in life.

280
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:32,059
That's what separates people and robots
from animals and animal robots.

281
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,435
You're full of crap, Fry.

282
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:36,897
(SPLUTTERING)

283
00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:39,525
You make a persuasive argument, Fry.

284
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:43,445
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

285
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:47,407
Come on, Bender. You can do it.

286
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:51,286
Can't... I can't do it.

287
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,540
- Yes!
- (LAUGHING)

288
00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:56,291
You were right, Fry.

289
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,961
From now on,
I'm going to bend what I want

290
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:01,088
when I want, who I want.

291
00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:03,966
I am unstoppable!

292
00:15:06,593 --> 00:15:07,803
Ah.

293
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:15,936
I don't know how you did that.

294
00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:17,563
LEELA: Yee-aah!

295
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:18,981
(BOTH YELL)

296
00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:24,987
- Wait!
- BENDER: No, thanks.

297
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,030
(BOTH PANTING)

298
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:32,411
Looks like one of us will
have to bend this grate.

299
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:34,830
Oh.

300
00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:40,294
(CHUCKLING)

301
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:45,883
Good lord.

302
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,759
What is this?

303
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:51,722
It's the decaying ruins of old New York.

304
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:53,473
Welcome home, pal.

305
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:57,185
FRY: It's my old neighborhood.

306
00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,272
Man, this brings back a lot of memories.

307
00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:01,732
Keep 'em to yourself, pops.

308
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:06,778
This is where I brought my girlfriend
on our very first date.

309
00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:18,207
My God. She's gone.

310
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,168
Everyone I ever knew
or cared about is gone.

311
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,878
Wait. There's someone you know.

312
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:26,924
Oh... Can't you leave me alone?

313
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,884
I'm miserable enough already.

314
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:33,430
Look, I know it's not much consolation,
but I understand how you feel.

315
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:36,934
No, you don't.
I've got no home, no family.

316
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,185
No friends.

317
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:39,895
My whole world is gone.

318
00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:43,565
You can't possibly understand
what it feels like to be so alone.

319
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:45,901
I understand.

320
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:49,154
I'm the only one-eyed alien
on this whole planet.

321
00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:50,906
My parents abandoned me here as a baby

322
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:54,326
and I don't even know
what galaxy they were from.

323
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:56,411
I know how it feels to be alone.

324
00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:04,586
Look, Leela I don't understand this world,
but you obviously do.

325
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,296
So I give up.

326
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:10,008
If you really think
I should be a delivery body, I'll do it.

327
00:17:17,182 --> 00:17:19,226
- (GROANS)
- Your chip.

328
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,728
- What are you doing?
- Quitting.

329
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:25,107
- Why?
- Because I've always wanted to.

330
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,943
I just never realized it until I met you.

331
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:35,117
What is the matter with you?

332
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,952
I just wanted to be part of the moment.

333
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,997
- Hey! He stole my ring.
- Sorry.

334
00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:44,167
Well, that solves the mystery
of the missing ring.

335
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,211
This calls for a drink.

336
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:52,175
I don't want to spoil the party,
but we're all job deserters now.

337
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,553
We're unemployed
and we have nowhere to go.

338
00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:56,388
Correction: we're unemployed,

339
00:17:56,471 --> 00:17:59,182
but we have a doddering old relative
to mooch off of.

340
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,436
(SNORING)

341
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,813
Hello. I'm Dick Clark's head.

342
00:18:04,897 --> 00:18:09,401
Welcome to a special year 3000 edition
of New Year's rockin' Eve.

343
00:18:09,484 --> 00:18:11,737
(CROWD CHEERING)

344
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,864
- (DOOR BELL RINGS)
- (GASPING)

345
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:19,036
- Who are you?
- I'm your dear old Uncle Fry.

346
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:22,206
- I don't have an Uncle Fry.
- You do now.

347
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,168
- (BEEPING)
- (DINGS)

348
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:29,004
By God, I am your nephew.

349
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:31,215
This is absolutely incredible.

350
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,342
(LAUGHS DRILY)
Can we have some money?

351
00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:34,968
Oh, my, no.

352
00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:38,180
Let me show you around.

353
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:42,351
That's my lab table
and this is my work stool

354
00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:45,103
and over there
is my intergalactic spaceship

355
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:48,398
and here's where I keep
assorted lengths of wire.

356
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:52,236
Whoa. A real live spaceship.

357
00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:54,321
I designed it myself.

358
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:57,950
Let me show you some of
the different lengths of wire I used.

359
00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:01,286
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- OFFICER: Attention, job deserters!

360
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:03,121
Come out with your hands up!

361
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,582
We have you partially surrounded.

362
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,667
- (LEELA GASPS)
- No!

363
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,170
Get those bums.

364
00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:12,297
Well, we're boned.

365
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,966
Can't we get away in the ship?

366
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:17,344
I suppose it is technically possible

367
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,013
though I am already in my pajamas.

368
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,354
I'll get us out of here.

369
00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,487
Can anyone drive stick?

370
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:38,532
I can
As long as I don't have to parallel park.

371
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:44,121
(SIREN BLARING)

372
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:50,586
If they try to take off,
give 'em an ass full of laser.

373
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,300
Prepare for liftoff. Ten...

374
00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:57,467
CROWD: Nine!

375
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:58,844
Amania!

376
00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:00,053
Seven!

377
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,513
(GURGLING)

378
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:02,806
Five!

379
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:03,974
Four.

380
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,309
Three.

381
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,393
Two.

382
00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,477
One!

383
00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:08,562
Blast off!

384
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:10,689
(CROWDS CHEERING)

385
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:11,899
Happy New Year!

386
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,447
Fire. Fire!

387
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,285
OFFICER: I can't see nothin'.

388
00:20:23,368 --> 00:20:24,369
Pretty, though.

389
00:20:27,331 --> 00:20:29,625
BENDER: W-wha... Hey, hey! Whoa!

390
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,084
- Phew.
- LEELA: Yeah!

391
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,836
(CHEERING)

392
00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:39,218
So, I guess without jobs,
we'll be fugitives forever.

393
00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:41,011
Not necessarily.

394
00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:42,763
Are you three any chance

395
00:20:42,846 --> 00:20:46,016
interested in becoming
my new spaceship crew?

396
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:48,977
New crew?
Well, what happened to the old crew?

397
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:51,939
Oh, those poor sons of...
But that's not important.

398
00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:54,691
The important thing is,
I need a new crew.

399
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,193
Anyone interested?

400
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:57,694
Yes. Yes!

401
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,155
That's exactly the job I've always wanted.

402
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:04,493
Thanks for the offer, Professor,
but we don't have the proper career chips.

403
00:21:04,576 --> 00:21:06,245
Oh, that won't be a problem.

404
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,455
As luck would have it,
I saved the chips

405
00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:10,290
from my previous crew.

406
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:15,212
This is awesome.

407
00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:16,630
Are we going to fly through space

408
00:21:16,713 --> 00:21:19,591
fighting monsters
and teaching alien women to love?

409
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:23,512
If by that you mean transporting cargo,
then yes.

410
00:21:23,595 --> 00:21:27,224
It's a little home business
I started to fund my research.

411
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:29,434
Cool. What's my job going to be?

412
00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:32,813
You'll be responsible
for ensuring that the cargo

413
00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:35,023
reaches its destination.

414
00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:38,610
So I'm going to be a delivery boy?

415
00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:40,279
Exactly.

416
00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:42,489
All right!

417
00:21:43,031 --> 00:21:44,825
I'm a delivery boy!

418
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,202
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

419
00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:56,336
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)