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As new employees,
I'd like your opinion on our commercial.

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I've paid to have it aired
during the Super Bowl.

3
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- Wow.
- Not on the same channel, of course.

4
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(VCR WHIRRING)

5
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ANNOUNCER: Interplanetary deliveries...
What a headache.

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Evans, where is that package from earth?

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Uh...

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(GOBBLING)

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I'm not Evans!

10
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He should have used Planet Express.

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ANNOUNCER: When those other companies
aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go,

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trust Planet Express
for reliable, on-time delivery.

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(MAN SHRIEKS)

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Here's your package,
Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob.

15
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Good work, Evans.
You've got a future around here.

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(GOBBLING, BELCHES)

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(MUFFLED) Thank you, sir.

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ANNOUNCER: Planet Express.
Our crew is replaceable,

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your package isn't.

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(BIRD SCREECHES)

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Are there really giant birds like that?

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No, no, that was all
just special effects.

23
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Now, let's have breakfast.

24
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I hope everyone likes eggs.

25
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(SQUAWKING)

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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MAN HUMMING)

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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I'm never going to get used
to the 31st century.

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Caffeinated bacon?

32
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Baconated grapefruit?

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Admiral Crunch?

34
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Well, if you don't like that
try some Archduke Chocula.

35
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Ah, Hermes.

36
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Crew, meet Hermes Conrad.

37
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He manages my delivery business.

38
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Pays the bills,
notifies next of kin, what have you.

39
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Someone come and drop this package
through the slot last night.

40
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Now, which one of you
is the captain?

41
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Oh, my. I haven't picked
a new captain yet.

42
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It's always so hard to choose.

43
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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(GULPS, BELCHES)

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Mmm... You.

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(BOTH GROAN)

47
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Okay, Captain,
this is just a standard legal release

48
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protecting Planet Express from lawsuits
in the event of the unforeseen.

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- "Death by airlock failure."
- Mm-hmm.

50
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- "Death by brain parasite."
- Ya.

51
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"Death by sonic diarrhea."

52
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, you don't want that.

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Look, I don't know
about your previous captains,

54
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but I intend to do
as little dying as possible.

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(LAUGHING)

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Sign the paper.

57
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And now, Fry,
before you go into space

58
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you'll need to see our staff doctor.

59
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I should warn you, though,
he's a little unusual.

60
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He wears sandals.

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(YELPS)

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Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry,
the new delivery boy.

63
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He needs a physical.

64
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Excellent, excellent.

65
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- (TOOLS CLANKING)
- (SLURPING)

66
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You'll be fine.

67
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Now, open your mouth
and let's have a look at that brain.

68
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No, no, no, not that mouth.

69
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I only have one.

70
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Really?

71
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Uh... Is there a human doctor around?

72
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Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

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Now pick a mouth, open it, and say...

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(SPUTTERING)

75
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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

76
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(BABBLING)

77
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What? My mother was a saint!

78
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Get out!

79
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(FARNSWORTH AND BENDER GRUNTING)

80
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(METAL CREAKING)

81
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Dear Lord, Bender, you're filthy.

82
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Yeah, like you don't
have crap in your neck.

83
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Amy, why don't you give his body

84
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a going-over with the cleaning pick?

85
00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:05,494
Okay.

86
00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:07,537
Does it hurt when I go like this?

87
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Ow!

88
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A little.

89
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Well, the doctor says
I'm as healthy as a crab.

90
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Can I go into space now?

91
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As soon as we finish cleaning Bender.

92
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Oh, and Fry...

93
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This is our intern, Amy Wong.

94
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She's an engineering student of mine.

95
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I like having her around

96
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because she has
the same blood type as me.

97
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Hey, you're the unfrozen guy
from the 20th century, right?

98
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Last time I checked.

99
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Hang on. Amy Wong, of the Mars Wongs?

100
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Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.

101
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Uh-huh. What sorority do you belong to?

102
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Kappa Kappa Wong.

103
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BENDER: Hey, rich girl!

104
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Look over here.
It's me, Bender.

105
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I'm being entertaining.

106
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(SINGING) La-la-la, look at my head

107
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It's okay to look at my head

108
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I got a big ol' head
And hey! Ho!

109
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All right, show's over. I'm tired.

110
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Ah, to be young again...

111
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And also a robot.

112
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Oh! Now, as I recall,

113
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you youngsters
have a package to deliver.

114
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Finally. Come on, Bender.
Let's mosey.

115
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(CLANKING)

116
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Nice catch, idiot.

117
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)

118
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So, where are we going anyway?

119
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Nowhere special, the moon.

120
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The moo... The moon?

121
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The moon moon?

122
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Wow, I'm going to be a famous hero
just like Neil Armstrong

123
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and those other brave guys
no one ever heard of.

124
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Oh! I love stuff like the moon.

125
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Can I come, Leela?

126
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Well... I guess so.

127
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Just be careful.

128
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I'd like to hold off
any major screw-ups

129
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until at least
my second day as captain.

130
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Nothing will go wrong.

131
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If something goes wrong
bring back the blood.

132
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- (SWITCHES CLICKING)
- (ENGINE POWERING UP)

133
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Can I do the countdown?

134
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Huh? Oh, sure.

135
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Knock yourself out.

136
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Ten, nine...

137
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Okay, we're here.

138
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...eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one. Blastoff.

139
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(SQUEAKS)

140
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Hurry up.
I want to see the moon.

141
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Relax, it's open till 9:00.

142
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That's one small step for Fry...

143
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And one giant line for admission.

144
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- Wow!
- (CROWD WHOOPING)

145
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Um... Can I have cuts?

146
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Hmm... Mmm...

147
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No!

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(CROWD WHOOPING AND SCREAMING)

149
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You're not going to believe this,

150
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but they landed
an amusement park on the moon.

151
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Guh! It's the happiest place
orbiting earth.

152
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Let's go already.

153
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Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

154
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Let's just dump it in the sewer
and say we delivered it.

155
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Too much work.

156
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Let's burn it and say
we dumped it in the sewer.

157
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Okay, if everyone's finished
being stupid...

158
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I had more, but you go ahead.

159
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We'll deliver that crate
like professionals

160
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and then we'll go home.

161
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But I've never been
to the moon before.

162
00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,422
(SIGHS) Oh, all right.

163
00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:05,674
We'll deliver that crate
like professionals

164
00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:07,885
And then we'll go
ride the bumper cars.

165
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(ALL CHEERING)

166
00:07:10,178 --> 00:07:12,764
Amy, why don't you help Fry
hoist down the crate?

167
00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,349
Then lock up when you're done.

168
00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,809
Just be careful.

169
00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,520
Aye, aye, Captain.
I mean, only one eye.

170
00:07:18,812 --> 00:07:20,772
I mean, yes, sir... um, ma'am.

171
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- Clear?
- Clear.

172
00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,068
- Ready to hoist?
- Ready.

173
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Ow!

174
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(CLATTERS)

175
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My first space delivery.

176
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Greetings, moon man.

177
00:07:39,374 --> 00:07:40,542
We come in peace.

178
00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:43,045
I am Fry, from the planet Earth.

179
00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,504
Wise guy, huh?

180
00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,341
If I wasn't so lazy
I'd punch you in the stomach.

181
00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:48,926
But you are lazy, right?

182
00:07:49,092 --> 00:07:50,928
Oh, don't get me started.

183
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

184
00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,227
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

185
00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,818
Hi! I'm Craterface.

186
00:08:06,902 --> 00:08:08,737
Welcome to Luna Park.

187
00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:11,406
I'll have to confiscate
your alcohol, sir.

188
00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,201
Better mascots than you have tried.

189
00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:20,415
At least I still have my self-respect.

190
00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,042
(LAUGHING)

191
00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,128
(SOBBING)

192
00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:34,012
LEELA: Ugh, who buys this trash?

193
00:08:34,221 --> 00:08:37,099
Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

194
00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:39,560
Hey, I got you guys
refrigerator magnets.

195
00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,520
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

196
00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:43,480
Get it off. Get it off!

197
00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:44,606
Get it... Uh-oh.

198
00:08:45,148 --> 00:08:49,361
(SINGING) How many roads
must a man walk down

199
00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:51,154
Before you...

200
00:08:51,238 --> 00:08:53,574
(HOWLING)

201
00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:54,866
(SNORTING)

202
00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:56,368
(GASPING)

203
00:08:56,451 --> 00:08:58,287
Keep those things off of me.

204
00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:00,831
Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.

205
00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:04,334
So you flip out and start acting
like some crazy folk singer?

206
00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:07,671
Yes. I guess a robot
would have to be crazy

207
00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:09,965
to want to be a folk singer.

208
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,384
(CROWD MURMURING)

209
00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:16,638
ALL: (SINGING) We're whalers on the moon,
we carry a harpoon

210
00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:19,099
But there ain't no whales,
so we tell tall tales

211
00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,351
And sing our whaling tune

212
00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,854
Bender! Hey, Bender! Over here!

213
00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:27,316
Oh, geez, I went to
high school with that guy.

214
00:09:27,524 --> 00:09:29,192
ANNOUNCER: Monsanto presents...

215
00:09:29,276 --> 00:09:31,361
The Goophy Gopher Revue.

216
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,949
GOPHER 1: Why does a moon rock
taste better than an earth rock?

217
00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:38,869
GOPHER 2: Because it's a little "meteor."

218
00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:41,163
(TWITTERING LAUGHTER)

219
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,541
This is weak.

220
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,045
Address all complaints
to the Monsanto corporation.

221
00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,672
(FRY SIGHS)

222
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,049
What's wrong, Fry?

223
00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:53,383
I don't know.

224
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,303
This place is great and all
but it's just so artificial.

225
00:09:56,511 --> 00:09:58,972
The gravity, the air, the gophers.

226
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,432
You might as well stay on earth.

227
00:10:01,391 --> 00:10:02,935
That's what I came to see.

228
00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,480
I want to go out there
and jump around like an astronaut.

229
00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,148
Screw this phony stuff.

230
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,275
But the phony stuff is what's fun.

231
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,526
It's boring out there.

232
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,488
Yeah. You're the kind of guy
who visits Jerusalem

233
00:10:14,571 --> 00:10:16,865
and doesn't want to see
the "Sexateria."

234
00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:20,786
Maybe I should take Fry
on the Lunar Rover Ride.

235
00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:23,747
You get to wear a space suit
and drive around on the surface

236
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,958
And the line's short
because it's educational.

237
00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,043
I don't care how educational it is.

238
00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:29,253
Let's do it!

239
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,589
Next year in Jerusalem!

240
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,800
MAN: Two adults, please.

241
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:38,095
Finally, get ready
for some serious moon action.

242
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,350
TOUR GUIDE: (ON SPEAKERS)
The story of lunar exploration

243
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:46,728
started with one man...
A man with a dream.

244
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,565
One of these days, Alice.

245
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:53,777
Bang! Zoom!
Straight to the moon!

246
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:58,031
Wow. I never realized
the first astronauts were so fat.

247
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,201
That's not an astronaut.
It's a TV comedian.

248
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:04,871
He was just using space travel
as a metaphor for beating his wife.

249
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,298
Wow! I could swear I was
really playing Virtual Skeeball.

250
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,091
- Hmm?
- Look, it's that crate

251
00:11:16,174 --> 00:11:17,885
we were going to throw in the sewer.

252
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,636
(MACHINE CLAW WHIRRING)

253
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,763
(AMY GASPING)

254
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,181
AMY: The keys to the ship!

255
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,183
They must have fallen into the crate.

256
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,728
(EXCLAIMS) Leela's going to kill me.

257
00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:30,522
Nah. She'll probably make me do it.

258
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,358
Mister, could you please
get those keys out for me?

259
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,069
What do I look like,
a guy who's not lazy?

260
00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:42,117
(WHIRRING)

261
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,331
(YELLING IN CHINESE)

262
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:52,544
TOUR GUIDE: No one knows where,
when or how man first landed on the moon.

263
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,631
- I do.
- But our fungineers think

264
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,467
It might have happened
something like this.

265
00:11:59,092 --> 00:12:01,345
(SINGING) We're whalers on the moon

266
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:03,430
GOPHERS: We carry a harpoon

267
00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:06,058
ALL: But there ain't no whales
so we tell tall tales

268
00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:08,101
And sing a whaling tune

269
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,395
- (LEELA SINGING ALONG)
- That's not how it happened.

270
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,190
Oh, really? I don't see you
with a fungineering degree.

271
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,816
(SIGHS) This is stupid.

272
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,902
I'm taking this thing
out to the real moon.

273
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:19,154
Fry, no. This is my first mission

274
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,573
and I'm not going to let us
get in any trouble.

275
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,283
Besides, the car's on a track.

276
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,368
Not for long.

277
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,246
(CREAKING)

278
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,413
(SINGING) We're whalers... (GROANS)

279
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,915
Oh! Ow!

280
00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:32,334
I died doing what I loved.

281
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:35,295
Okay, you're on the surface.

282
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,713
Now, I'll give you ten minutes.

283
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,674
then you'll get bored, turn around

284
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,884
and apologize for being such a jerk.

285
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,553
- Agreed?
- Agreed.

286
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,179
Yee-ha!

287
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,722
(FRY WHOOPING)

288
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:47,766
Yeah! Crank up the radio!

289
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,143
- We're whalers on the...
- (RADIO STOPS)

290
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,521
FRY: Yee-ha!

291
00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:58,402
Time's up.
Make a U-turn at the next crater.

292
00:12:58,485 --> 00:12:59,486
No, not yet.

293
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,822
How about we go look
for the original moon landing site?

294
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,199
That's crazy.
It's been lost for centuries.

295
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,243
Well, I'm feeling lucky.

296
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:07,452
- (CRUMBLING)
- LEELA: Ooh.

297
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,037
(BOTH GROANING)

298
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,252
Uh... I'm ready to go back now.

299
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:21,091
We're going to die!
It's every man for himself!

300
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,467
Help me, Leela!

301
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,347
(GAS HISSES)

302
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,266
FRY: Whoo!

303
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:34,688
You did it.

304
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:35,772
We're safe.

305
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,025
No. Now we're going to die.

306
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,069
It's every man for himself!

307
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,321
(CHOKES)

308
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,699
(GRUNTS)

309
00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:48,118
Hey, look what I won
from a tourist's pocket.

310
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,245
Shut up. You're distracting me.

311
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,539
Come on, it's just like making love.

312
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:56,335
You know, left, down,
rotate 62 degrees

313
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,711
Engage rotor.

314
00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:59,755
(SCOFFS) I know how to make love.

315
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:02,132
(GROANS)

316
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,550
Here, let me do it.

317
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,719
(GRUNTING)

318
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,807
Oh, lousy arm must be rigged.

319
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,019
That's her, officers.

320
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:16,563
That's the woman
who programmed me for evil.

321
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,148
(PANTING)

322
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,401
(BENDER GRUNTS)

323
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:26,990
Yeah, well, I'm going to go
build my own theme park

324
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,076
With blackjack and hookers.

325
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,411
In fact, forget the park.

326
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:36,667
(FRY PANTING)

327
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,001
I'm sorry, Leela.

328
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,711
I can't go on any further.

329
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,339
Just leave me to die
in that barn over there.

330
00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:43,465
(LEELA GASPS)

331
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,802
(BOTH PANTING)

332
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,345
(HELMETS HISSING)

333
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,764
- (FRY GRUNTS)
- Oh, thank God.

334
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,391
(SHOTGUN COCKING)

335
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,268
Trespassers, eh?

336
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,770
No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.

337
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,648
Ooh, that's a wicked, sinful place.

338
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,859
Tilt-a-whirl's okay,
but the rest is mighty wicked.

339
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,070
Our car broke down
and we're out of oxygen.

340
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:06,321
Can we borrow some?

341
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:11,076
"Borry?" Looky here, city girl,
oxygen don't grow on trees.

342
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,413
You'll have to earn it doing chores
on my hydroponic farm.

343
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,541
You can go back to your precious
theme park at sunup.

344
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,127
I guess we could do chores
for a few hours.

345
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,671
Fry, night lasts two weeks on the moon.

346
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,008
Yep. Drops down to minus 173.

347
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:27,926
Fahrenheit or Celsius?

348
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,887
First one, then the other.

349
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:34,016
And them space suits ain't a-heated
so you ain't going nowhere till sunrise.

350
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,434
You can sleep in the barn.

351
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,811
Just don't be a-touchin'

352
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,981
my three beautiful
robot daughters, you hear?

353
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,649
Robot daughters?

354
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,651
This here's Lulabelle 7...

355
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,069
Yoo-hoo.

356
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,196
Daisy Mae 128-K...

357
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,907
Yoo-hoo.

358
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,700
And the Crushinator.

359
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:53,201
(CLUNKING)

360
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,078
(DEEP VOICE) Yoo-hoo.

361
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,663
Whoa!

362
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,958
LEELA: I told you to turn around
and go back to the park.

363
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,586
But, oh, no.
The park was too phony.

364
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,213
We had to see the real moon.

365
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:05,547
And it was great.

366
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,216
We got to see craters and rocks

367
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,885
and that one incredible rock
that looked like a crater

368
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,053
And... And these fellas.

369
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,971
(CREATURE MOOING)

370
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,641
Fry, face it, the moon is a dump.

371
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,768
It's a boring dried-up wasteland.

372
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,853
And the only reason
anybody ever comes here

373
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,105
is for the tacky
little amusement park.

374
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,523
Can't you just accept that?

375
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,943
- I guess I can't.
- (GUNSHOT)

376
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,277
(BENDER PANTING)

377
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,656
I'll learn you to sleep
with my robot daughters.

378
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:32,157
(PANTING)

379
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,993
He'll never find me in here.

380
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,203
Bender?

381
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,706
Ugh. Bender, you didn't touch
the Crushinator, did you?

382
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,502
Of course not. A lady that fine
you got to romance first.

383
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,795
- (GUNSHOT)
- (YELPS)

384
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:47,130
(BENDER SPUTTERING)

385
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,011
(FRY GRUNTS)

386
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,556
(GUNSHOT)

387
00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:57,474
Oh, no, you don't.

388
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,892
Come here, Crushinator.

389
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,769
Yes, Pa.

390
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,285
(GUNSHOT)

391
00:17:18,161 --> 00:17:19,746
- It's too low!
- Hang on.

392
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,248
Hang on. Jump!

393
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,749
(ALL GRUNT)

394
00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:28,088
Hold on to your helmet.

395
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,923
ALL: Whoa!

396
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,512
(ALL CHEERING)

397
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,847
LEELA: Yes!
BENDER: Oh, boy.

398
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,813
Goldurn it, Crushinator, jump!

399
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,400
No, Pa. I love him.

400
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,445
Oh!

401
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,866
Hey, cool. Dark side of the moon.

402
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,618
(GASPS) Nightfall's coming.

403
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,745
(SHIVERING)

404
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,413
Hurry, before we freeze.

405
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,582
What do you mean we, mammal?

406
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043
(BOTH HUFFING AND PUFFING)

407
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,299
Oh, dear.

408
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,635
I really ought to do something.

409
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,763
But I'm already in my pajamas.

410
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,807
(SNORING)

411
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,811
We can't outrun it forever.

412
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,648
Over there. Look!

413
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,691
It's the moon landing site.

414
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,984
We found it.

415
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,908
Quick, get in.

416
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,995
(CHUCKLES) It's that flag from MTV.

417
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,331
And Neil Armstrong's footprint.

418
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,334
Hey, my foot's bigger.

419
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,629
Leela, isn't this the greatest
thing you've ever seen?

420
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,422
Fry, look around.

421
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,218
It's just a crummy plastic flag
and a dead man's tracks in the dust.

422
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,599
Now, get in here before you freeze.

423
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,562
(FRY SIGHS)

424
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,695
Oh, no room for Bender, huh?

425
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,739
Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander

426
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,534
With blackjack and hookers.

427
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,870
In fact, forget the lunar lander
and the blackjack.

428
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,664
Ah, screw the whole thing.

429
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,083
Well, if the oxygen holds out,

430
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,168
we might live long enough
to starve to death.

431
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,089
Look, Leela, I'm sorry.
I never should have dragged you out here.

432
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,300
That's right. You shouldn't have.

433
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,510
I still don't get
what the big attraction is.

434
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,555
(SIGHS) I never told anybody this

435
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,349
but a thousand years ago,
I used to look up at the moon

436
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,101
and dream about being an astronaut.

437
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,396
I just didn't have the grades
or the physical endurance.

438
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,647
Plus, I threw up a lot

439
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,608
and nobody likes
spending a week with me.

440
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,443
A week would be a little much.

441
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,363
The moon was like this awesome,
romantic, mysterious thing

442
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,033
hanging up there in the sky
where you could never reach it

443
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,910
no matter how much you wanted to.

444
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,662
But you're right.

445
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,749
Once you're actually here,
it's just a big dull rock.

446
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,585
I guess I just wanted you
to see it through my eyes

447
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,003
The way I used to.

448
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,092
Fry, look.

449
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,888
It really is beautiful.

450
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,599
I don't know why
I never noticed before.

451
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,480
(PANTING)

452
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,278
Had to come back
for the Crushinator, eh, robot?

453
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,197
Well, I got you this time.

454
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,324
(BENDER GASPING)

455
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,245
(YELLING)

456
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,583
It's Amy. We're saved.

457
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,043
Amy?

458
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,587
Where'd she learn to operate
the controls like that?

459
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,264
Not the magnet.

460
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,600
No! No! No!

461
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,768
Uh-oh.

462
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,687
(SQUEALING)

463
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,774
(SINGING) She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes

464
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,527
She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes

465
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,820
I'll kill you, Amy!

466
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,405
She'll be coming around the mountain

467
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,073
She'll be coming around
the mountain, she'll be...

468
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,157
(GROANS)

469
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,371
Ah, dang it.

470
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,834
(GASPING)

471
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,961
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

472
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,966
(SINGING) She'll be riding six
white horses when she comes

473
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,260
She'll be riding six
whitehorses when she comes

474
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,386
Hey, I'm pretty good.

475
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,221
(SINGING) She'll be riding
six white horses

476
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,348
LEELA: So, Fry, was the real moon

477
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,976
anything like the moon
you used to dream about?

478
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,103
FRY: Uh... Close enough.

479
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,983
BENDER:(SINGING) Well, I'll shoot her
with my ray-gun when she comes

480
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,486
Yes, I'll shoot her
with my ray-gun when she comes

481
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,865
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray-gun
Oh, I'llshoot her with my ray-gun

482
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,951
Yes, I'll shoot her withmy ray-gun
when she comes, when she comes

483
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,954
I'll be blasting
all the humans in the world

484
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,124
I'll be blasting
all the humans in the world

485
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,628
I'll be blasting all the humans
I'll be blasting all the humans

486
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,838
I'll be blasting
all the humans in the world

487
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,131
In the world

488
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,218
One more time!