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(SPRINGS SQUEAKING)

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(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)

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(EXASPERATED SIGH)

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I can't take it anymore!
They've been at it for hours!

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Give it a rest, you two!

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(SQUEAKING)

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Sorry!

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNORING, WHISTLING)

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Good morning, class.

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I trust you've all prepared
for today's final exam.

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Uh, excuse me. I missed a few lectures.
Uh, what subject is this?

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Ancient Egyptian algebra.

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(GASPS) What a nightmare!

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Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?

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(GASPS)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Young man, I think it's time

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you learned a lesson
about Lightspeed brand briefs.

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ANNOUNCER: Lightspeed fits
today's active lifestyle

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whether you're on the job...

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Or having fun.

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Lightspeed briefs...

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Style and comfort
for the discriminating crotch.

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Oh! What a weird dream.

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I'll never get back to sleep.

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(SNORING, WHISTLING)

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So, you're telling me they broadcast
commercials into people's dreams?

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- Of course.
- But how is that possible?

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FARNSWORTH: It's very simple.

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The ad gets into your brain
just like this liquid gets into this egg.

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Although, in reality,
it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

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That's awful. It's like brainwashing.

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Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

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Well, sure, but not in our dreams.

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Only on TV and radio...

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And in magazines...

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And movies...

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And at ball games...

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And on buses and milk cartons
and T-shirts and bananas

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and written on the sky,

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but not in dreams.

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No, sirree.

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Quit squawking, fleshwad.
Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.

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Yeah. I mean,
we all had commercials in our dreams,

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but you don't see us running off to buy
brand-name merchandise at low, low prices.

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Hi. Care to sample the latest fragrance
from Calvin Clone?

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No, thanks.

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(SCREAMS, CURSING IN CANTONESE)

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And you, sir?

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- No, thanks. I...
- (SPRAY HISSES)

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(GAGGING)

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What a lovely face.

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We just need to draw attention
away from the eye area.

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(SHORT LASER BURST)

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(ANNOYED GROAN)

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FRY: Cool.

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Can I try these on before I buy them?

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I'm afraid
I can't let you open the package,

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but you can try on the demo pair.

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Ooh.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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(GROANS)

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(CANS CLATTERING)

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Hey, Bender. Great new sweater.

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Uh, "new"? What sweater?
I came in with it!

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I don't know you people.

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$30, please.

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$30? I can't afford that.

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Unless...

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Do you take Visa?

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Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

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- American Express?
- 600 years.

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- Discover card?
- Mm, sorry, we don't take Discover.

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Hey... You're springing for Lightspeeds?
Pretty ritzy.

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No, I can't afford them. Being poor sucks.

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What kind of world is this where they
advertise things not everybody can afford?

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Quiet. There's an ad coming on.

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Hello, shoppers.

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It's me, Mom.

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- Hey, who's the rocker jockey?
- Guh! It's Mom,

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the world's most huggable industrialist.

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Call me old-fashioned,

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but when my robot starts to squeak
like an old screen door,

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well, that's when I reach for a can
of Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

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BENDER: Ooh, tasty.

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And remember, Mom's Oil is made with
10% more love than the next leading brand.

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ANNOUNCER: "Mom," "love" and "screen door"
are registered trademarks of Momcorp.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Hey, Bender, sounds like
you can use a little of that oil.

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BENDER: Um...

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I'm boned.

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Freeze, scuzzbot!

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Uh, there's obviously been
some sort of a mistake here.

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I'm sure there's...

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- I say, I'm sure there's...
- (CRASHING)

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That is, I'm sure there's...

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A very...

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Reasonable...

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Do we have enough money
to pay Bender's fine?

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Seventy-eight, 79, 79.50.

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Crud. We're 50 cents short.

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I'd love to chip in,
but Bender stole my wallet.

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FRY: Hey, that's my old bank.

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Maybe my account's still open.

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(BELL CHIMES)

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Hmm. We don't seem
to have your retina scan,

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your fingerprint
or your colonic map on file.

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Yeah, well, I did open the account
over a thousand years ago.

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What about my ATM card?

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(BLOWS AIR) Do you still remember
your pin number?

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Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza and a large soda

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back where I used to work...
Pinucci's Pizza.

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Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents.

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All right.

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And at an average
of two and a quarter percent interest

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over a period of 1,000 years,
that comes to...

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$4.3 billion.

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(HYPERVENTILATING)

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(GURGLING)

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(BODY HITS FLOOR)

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HERMES: To Fry.
AMY: Cheers!

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I know Fry's rich, but do we really
have to wear these top hats?

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Maybe you don't understand
just how rich he is.

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In fact,
I think I better put on a monocle.

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(CONTENTED MOANING)

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(CONTENTED MOAN)

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FRY: Pizza dinner on me.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Just keep the tab under $50 million.

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Yo. (WHISTLES) I haven't got all day.
What kind of pizza yous guys want?

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Uh, yeah, we'll have, uh,
one with everything but anchovies

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and, uh,
one with my all-time favorite topping...

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Anchovies.

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(DRONING) Invalid selection.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Yo,
what are you talking about?

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Anchovies. You know,
those little headless fish?

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Does not compute.

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Does not compute.

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I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy
has been extinct since the 2200s.

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- What?
- Oh, my, yes, fished to death...

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Just about the time your people
arrived on Earth, wasn't it, Zoidberg?

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I'm not on trial here.

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So none of you has ever had anchovies?

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Oh, man,
you don't know what you're missing.

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They were all salty and oily,
and they melted in your mouth...

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Stop! Stop! I admit it.
My people ate them all.

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We kept saying, "one more can't hurt,"
and then they were gone.

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We're sorry!

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(SIGHS) I just wish I could have
showed you guys how great they were.

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I may be rich, but I still can't buy back

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all the things I miss
from the 20th century.

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Maybe you're forgetting
just how rich you are.

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Huh? Huh?

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Yeah!

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So, what do you think?

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I know you spent a lot of money
on this place, Fry,

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but it's awfully primitive.

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The floors are made of such hard wood.

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Hey, get a load of this
pathetic 20th-century TV.

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What's wrong with it?

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Well, aside from causing eye cancer,

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these things had a lousy,
low-definition picture.

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That's true.

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On a TV like this, I bet you couldn't even
make out my obscene tattoo.

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- (BENDER WHISTLES)
- That's cute.

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Sold!

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Yes!

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I just don't get it.

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Who was this Ted Danson

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and why would you pay $10,000
for his skeleton?

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I have an idea for a sitcom.

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BENDER: Ah, leave him alone, Leela.

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So he's going
a little wacko with his money.

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That's okay.

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You're just saying that

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'cause he bought you
that antique robot toy.

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(LAUGHS) Yeah.

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It is cute.

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(SCREAMS)

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Now, our final item, this unopened can

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of Angry Norwegian brand anchovies,
circa 1997.

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Anchovies?

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The last known can in existence,
guaranteed fresh and edible.

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Do I hear $10,000?

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$15,000.

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Twenty.

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Thirty. No, 40.

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- $50,000.
- (CROWD MURMURING)

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Are you crazy? It's a can of old fish.

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Don't tell me how to spend my money.

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Fifty, going once, twice...

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WOMAN: $75,000.

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(ALL GASPING)

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Oh, my God. It's Mom.

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I've never seen her in person before.

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$100,000.

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(ALL MURMURING)

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Fry, you can't bid against Mom.

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She's the richest,
most powerful person in the world.

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And she's so adorable.

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Well, I suppose I could go as high as...

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$300,000.

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- Five hundred.
- Oh, mercy me. A million.

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- Two.
- Six.

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Fourteen.

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I can see the nice young man
really wants those little fish.

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Nevertheless, I'll bid $23 million.

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One jillion dollars.

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(ALL GASPING)

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Sir, that's not a number.

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(ALL GASPING)

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Oh. In that case... $50 million.

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00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:05,861
(ALL GASPING)

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00:11:05,944 --> 00:11:10,240
Well, boys, your old mother knows
when she's been beat.

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You win, young man.
I tip my bonnet to you.

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- (CROWD COOING)
- WOMAN: Oh, isn't she adorable?

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What a class act. Sold!

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To the gentleman who bought
every item In today's auction.

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(ALL BOOING)

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Now for some good old 20th-century TV.

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Ah.

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OLD MAN: Do you remember a time

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when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?

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Petridge Farm remembers.

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Oh, those were the days.

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Do you remember a time
when women couldn't vote

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and certain folk
weren't allowed on golf courses?

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Petridge Farm remembers.

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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- LEELA: Fry, are you there?
- Huh?

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(DOOR OPENS)

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You haven't been to work in three days.
What have you been doing?

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I've been sitting right here.

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I picked up my life exactly where
I left off a thousand years ago.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00.
Time to get busy.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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You can't just sit here in the dark
listening to classical music.

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I could if you hadn't turned on the lights
and shut off the stereo.

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Fry, this isn't healthy.
You're living in the past.

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I'm rich. I can live whenever I want.

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But we're your friends,
and we live here in the year 3000.

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Yeah.

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Now, are you going to come
to the squid fights with us

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or sit here wallowing
in your prehistoric junk?

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Junk?

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Maybe you can't understand this,

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but I finally found
what I need to be happy,

251
00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:44,751
and it's not friends, it's things.

252
00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,211
I'm a thing.

253
00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:47,963
Just leave me alone.

254
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:51,675
Fry, please.

255
00:12:52,509 --> 00:12:55,095
- (KNOCKING)
- My ponytail's caught in the door.

256
00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:56,346
I don't need them.

257
00:12:56,430 --> 00:13:00,684
Not when I have my antique videos,
my bucket of fossilized KFC

258
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,478
and $50 million worth of anchovies.

259
00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:04,938
(KISSING)

260
00:13:07,316 --> 00:13:09,568
MOM: Mercy me, what a day.

261
00:13:09,651 --> 00:13:12,195
Could you shut the door, Igner, dear?

262
00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:14,615
I think I feel a draft coming on.

263
00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:20,495
Holy crap, that bastard's itchy.

264
00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:22,331
Walt, cream soda.

265
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:23,790
Right away, Mother.

266
00:13:23,874 --> 00:13:25,876
Larry, get your mother a cream soda.

267
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,169
But Mom said...

268
00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:28,587
You heard me.

269
00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:38,388
What's wrong, Mommy?

270
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,807
It's those damned anchovies.

271
00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:43,310
That dirtbag Fry must know their secret

272
00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:46,438
and I won't rest
until I get my hands on them.

273
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,691
No one messes with Mom.

274
00:13:49,775 --> 00:13:52,361
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

275
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:54,613
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

276
00:13:54,696 --> 00:13:56,531
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

277
00:13:56,615 --> 00:13:58,575
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

278
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,619
Quiet, you.

279
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,253
As you boys know,
one of the cornerstones of my empire

280
00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:11,672
is Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

281
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:14,925
Think of it, ten billion robots,

282
00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:18,553
each one needing an oil change
every 3,000 miles.

283
00:14:18,637 --> 00:14:22,182
You don't have to do the math
to know that's a buttload of oil.

284
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,600
Can I wear your fat suit?

285
00:14:23,684 --> 00:14:25,143
No, Igner, put that down!

286
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,270
Ohh.

287
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:28,563
What does this have to do
with the anchovies?

288
00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:32,192
I'm getting to the freaking anchovies.

289
00:14:32,276 --> 00:14:33,902
(BEEPS)

290
00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:38,490
A single drop of the anchovy's natural oil
would lubricate ten robots permanently.

291
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:40,117
Wow. It's a shame they went extinct.

292
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,119
No, it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!

293
00:14:43,078 --> 00:14:44,871
- Thank you, Walt.
- (BEEPS)

294
00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:49,918
If anyone ever got hold of anchovy DNA,
they could chop out the oil-making gene,

295
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:52,629
stick it in a bunch of third world kids
and bam!

296
00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:54,464
Cheap, effective robot oil.

297
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:57,467
Enough to put dear old Mom
out of business.

298
00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:03,223
My God, this Mr. Fry
must be a mastermind of the highest order.

299
00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:07,102
(SANFORD AND SON THEME PLAYING)

300
00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:08,312
(SLURPING)

301
00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:10,772
- FRED: (ON TV) Esther, you ugly.
- (FRY LAUGHS)

302
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,316
We have only one option.

303
00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:14,568
We'll have to bankrupt Mr. Fry

304
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:17,154
so he'll be forced
to sell the anchovies to us.

305
00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:20,324
Mother, you are one clever old scag.

306
00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:21,742
And don't you forget it.

307
00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:24,244
But how are we supposed to get
Fry's money out of the bank?

308
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:27,164
That part will be easy,
thanks to the nice people

309
00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:29,875
at Mom's Old-Fashioned
Video Surveillance unit.

310
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:32,961
Do you still remember your pin number?

311
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:36,006
Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza and a large soda

312
00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:38,300
back where I used to work...
Pinucci's Pizza.

313
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,177
(TAPE REWINDING)

314
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,429
It's the price of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.

315
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,765
You know what needs to be done.

316
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:45,849
What?

317
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,852
Get his pin number, you idiots!

318
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:53,690
Now I'm off to some charity BS
for knocked-up teenage sluts.

319
00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:57,069
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

320
00:15:57,152 --> 00:16:00,739
WALT: Mr. Fry,
it's those three plumbers you called for.

321
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:02,908
LARRY: We're here to tighten your drains.

322
00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:04,243
- (HARD WHACK)
- LARRY: Ow!

323
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,497
I didn't order any... (GRUNTS)

324
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,290
Quick! Give him the tranquilizer.

325
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,627
(MUFFLED GAGGING)

326
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,712
That's a good boy.

327
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:16,880
(GULPS)

328
00:16:16,964 --> 00:16:18,298
(GROANING)

329
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,761
Wake up, Mr. Fry.

330
00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:24,596
Where am I?

331
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,392
You're in the good old year 2000
working here at Pinucci's Pizza.

332
00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:30,435
You fell asleep on the job.

333
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:34,022
Well, that sounds like me,
but I thought I got frozen.

334
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:35,607
Wasn't I in the future?

335
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,236
No, you only "dreamed"
you were in the year 3000.

336
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:40,946
So I'm really back?

337
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:43,657
Well, that's exactly what I wanted,
I guess.

338
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,783
Who are you?

339
00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,076
I'm Mr. Pinucci.

340
00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,202
You are?

341
00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:49,580
Did-did you grow a mustache
since last night?

342
00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,958
No. Now, go work the currency register.

343
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,460
I think I hear a customer coming.

344
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:58,297
I said,
"I think I hear a customer coming."

345
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:03,135
Oh, hurry up, please.
I want to get back to the head museum.

346
00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,637
Don't worry, Miss Anderson.
This won't take long.

347
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:08,974
Now, your motivation is,
you're back in the year 2000

348
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:12,519
and your head's still on your body
and you want a cheese pizza.

349
00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:17,858
Okay, but I'm only doing this

350
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:20,527
so people will take my head seriously
as an actress.

351
00:17:21,486 --> 00:17:23,113
Hey, look... Anchovies.

352
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:26,158
Of course. They're not extinct yet.

353
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:30,662
And if you need further proof
that this is really a thousand years ago,

354
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:34,249
well, here's contemporary actress
Pamela Anderson.

355
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:37,002
Ooh.

356
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:39,588
Hello, Fry.

357
00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:41,548
Remember me from Baywatch: The Movie?

358
00:17:41,632 --> 00:17:42,716
Uh...

359
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:46,178
It was the first movie
to be shot entirely in slow motion.

360
00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:48,138
(WHISPERING) It hasn't been made yet.

361
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:49,806
(WHISPERING) Then he doesn't know
I won the Oscar?

362
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,683
- Nope.
- Crap!

363
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,144
Wait. You're Pamela Anderson.

364
00:17:54,227 --> 00:17:56,313
(GASPS) Cool. What can I get you?

365
00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:59,483
Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza
and a large...

366
00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:01,777
Uh... Line?

367
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,862
- (WHISPERS) Soda.
- (WHISPERS) Oh, right.

368
00:18:03,946 --> 00:18:06,573
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Cheese pizza
and a large soda.

369
00:18:06,657 --> 00:18:09,201
Uh, cheese and a...

370
00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:10,285
That was quick.

371
00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,412
So, what do I owe you?

372
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:15,123
$10.77...

373
00:18:15,207 --> 00:18:16,541
Same as my pin number.

374
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,752
(WALT AND IGNER LAUGHING)

375
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:22,631
(ALL LAUGHING)

376
00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,843
IGNER: Hey, you don't get to laugh.

377
00:18:30,722 --> 00:18:32,099
Thanks a billion.

378
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,850
(LAUGHING)

379
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:36,144
More like 4.3 billion.

380
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:38,814
- Oh!
- Ow!

381
00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:52,327
Uh, I had a nightmare
I was in the year 2000

382
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:54,162
and you guys never existed.

383
00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:56,790
I'm so glad I'm awake now
and you're really here.

384
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,500
Since when do you care about us?

385
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:01,253
We thought you only cared about
cans of anchovies

386
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:03,338
and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.

387
00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,173
No, that's not true.

388
00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:06,967
Goodbye.

389
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,970
Whee!

390
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:12,973
ANNOUNCER: This dream brought to you
by Lightspeed briefs.

391
00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:14,891
Bender, Leela...

392
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:16,101
Don't leave me.

393
00:19:17,144 --> 00:19:20,022
Wait a minute.
Hey, hey, buddy, what year is this?

394
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:22,316
Uh... 3000.

395
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:23,442
3000?

396
00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:27,988
Yes! I'm still in the future!
Life is wonderful!

397
00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:30,032
Wait. What are you doing with my stuff?

398
00:19:30,115 --> 00:19:33,702
Uh, check bounced.
We're taking it all back.

399
00:19:33,785 --> 00:19:38,665
Oh, no, my ATM Card...
My-my secret pin number, 1077.

400
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:41,084
I've got nothing left.

401
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:42,628
Except...

402
00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:49,468
You're Fry's relative.
Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?

403
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:50,594
Uh, what?

404
00:19:50,677 --> 00:19:53,722
Oh, yeah, they say madness
runs in our family.

405
00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:56,266
Some even call me mad.

406
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,434
And why?

407
00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:01,438
Because I dared to dream
of my own race of atomic monsters.

408
00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:04,524
Atomic supermen
with octagonal-shaped bodies

409
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:06,318
that suck blood out of you...

410
00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:08,820
Leela, Bender! I missed you so much.

411
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:10,614
You did? What happened?

412
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:14,117
I was robbed.
They got everything, except these.

413
00:20:14,201 --> 00:20:15,452
- Who did?
- (GASPS)

414
00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:17,120
Hello, Fry.

415
00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:18,622
It's Mom.

416
00:20:18,705 --> 00:20:22,125
I felt terrible when I heard
about your money troubles

417
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:25,170
and I thought maybe I could help out
a sweet young man

418
00:20:25,254 --> 00:20:27,130
by buying his anchovies.

419
00:20:27,214 --> 00:20:29,633
Sorry, but the anchovies aren't for sale.

420
00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,969
What? Listen, you little bastard.

421
00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:35,806
I control the robot oil business
and I won't let you ruin me.

422
00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:37,307
How much do you want?

423
00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:39,476
You might as well put that checkbook away

424
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:42,312
because I've discovered something
even more important...

425
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:45,065
My friends, and they aren't worth
even a penny to me.

426
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,652
That's why these anchovies
are going on a pizza...

427
00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:52,114
So I can share the food I love
with the people I like.

428
00:20:52,197 --> 00:20:55,158
Holy hell! You're going to eat them?

429
00:20:55,242 --> 00:21:00,289
Oh! Well, just make sure you eat them all.
You're a growing boy.

430
00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:02,124
Toodle-oo!

431
00:21:02,207 --> 00:21:03,375
Dumb ass.

432
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,918
What a nice lady.

433
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:14,303
Okay, my friends,
get ready for the most delicious

434
00:21:14,386 --> 00:21:16,763
extinct animal you've ever tasted.

435
00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:19,057
I don't know. I've had cow.

436
00:21:21,143 --> 00:21:23,020
(ALL RETCHING)

437
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,396
- Gross!
- Ick!

438
00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:25,772
Mm.

439
00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:30,235
Eh, no one likes them at first,
but they'll grow on you.

440
00:21:31,069 --> 00:21:34,114
(SNIFFING) That stench...

441
00:21:34,197 --> 00:21:35,991
That heavenly stench.

442
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,038
More.

443
00:21:41,121 --> 00:21:43,457
There aren't any more,
and there never will be.

444
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,042
More!

445
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,585
More!

446
00:21:46,668 --> 00:21:48,462
More!

447
00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:50,005
More!

448
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:54,968
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)