1
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That was the worst delivery ever.

2
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Yeah. I'm never going
to another planet called Cannibalon.

3
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Me, neither.

4
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Food was good, though.

5
00:00:21,873 --> 00:00:23,625
Great news, everyone.

6
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Shove it. We quit!

7
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In that case, I'll have to hire a new crew

8
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to go on our company vacation.

9
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Vacation?

10
00:00:31,258 --> 00:00:32,259
- All right!
- Whoo!

11
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This is great.

12
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I haven't had time off
since I was 21 through 24.

13
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It's just my way of thanking you

14
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for not reporting my countless violations

15
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of safety and minimum wage laws.

16
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Aw! You.

17
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I've booked us all on the maiden voyage

18
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of the largest, most luxurious

19
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space cruise ship ever built.

20
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The Titanic.

21
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Looks nice.

22
00:01:02,164 --> 00:01:04,082
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

23
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(FRY GRUNTS)

24
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Hey, where's my suitcase?

25
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Oh!

26
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As mayor of New New York,

27
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it's my pleasure to introduce
the honorary captain

28
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for the Titanic's maiden voyage.

29
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A man who single-handedly
defeated the retiree people

30
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of the Assisted-Living Nebula...

31
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Zapp Brannigan!

32
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(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

33
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Oh, God,

34
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not Zapp Brannigan.

35
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You know Zapp Brannigan?

36
00:02:03,183 --> 00:02:05,602
Let's just say we've crossed paths.

37
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Was that before or after
you slept with him?

38
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She's a beautiful ship, all right.

39
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Shapely, seductive.

40
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I'm going to fly her brains out.

41
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(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

42
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And now, without further ado,

43
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I christen this ship Titanic.

44
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Mmm-hmm.

45
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- (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

46
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Well, well, well,

47
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the Lady Leela.

48
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Take notes, Kif.

49
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You're about to witness the subtle waltz
known as seduction.

50
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(KIF GROANS)

51
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So, trapped on a ship with me.

52
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What say you and I
knock some very sensual boots?

53
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It's tempting but, uh,

54
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I have a fiancé now.

55
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Uh... Um... Uh...

56
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Um... Uh...

57
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Him!

58
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Fry, darling, meet Zapp Brannigan.

59
00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:03,118
Huh? (GRUNTS)

60
00:03:03,243 --> 00:03:04,494
How do you do?

61
00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,954
Hmm.

62
00:03:06,538 --> 00:03:08,832
(CROWD CHEERING)

63
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(SHIP HONKS)

64
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Ah! Here's my stateroom.

65
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Rawrr!

66
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

67
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Where is it? Come on.

68
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Oh!

69
00:03:38,445 --> 00:03:39,905
Now, Hermes,

70
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you and your lovely wife LaBarbara

71
00:03:41,698 --> 00:03:43,158
have the suite through there.

72
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And Dr. Zoidberg,

73
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your marble tank is on the other side.

74
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Man, first class seems nice.

75
00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:53,210
It'll seem even nicer
once you've seen your room.

76
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Looks like we're on the fiesta deck.

77
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(KIDS LAUGHING)

78
00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:05,222
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

79
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This is it.

80
00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:22,072
Well, at least we get a window.

81
00:04:25,117 --> 00:04:28,120
Well, I'm tired of this room
and everyone in it.

82
00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:31,123
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to pop over to the casino

83
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for the next 135 hours.

84
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I think I'll go fill up on bisque
at the buffet.

85
00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:40,173
I guess that just leaves you
and your fake fiancé...

86
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All alone on a romantic cruise.

87
00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:44,803
Take it off or I'll break it off.

88
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Okay!

89
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Captain's inspection.

90
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Mm-hmm.

91
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(BEEPING)

92
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(BENDER LAUGHS)

93
00:05:01,612 --> 00:05:02,863
I'm betting it all.

94
00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:07,993
Come on!
Baby needs a new pair of feet!

95
00:05:09,161 --> 00:05:10,203
Snake eyes.

96
00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,623
Wait, my cheating unit malfunctioned.

97
00:05:12,706 --> 00:05:14,499
You got to give me a do-over.

98
00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,960
Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs.

99
00:05:17,044 --> 00:05:18,629
Next shooter.

100
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(GROANS)

101
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Give me your biggest,
strongest, cheapest drink.

102
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You got it.

103
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(GASPS)

104
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Allow me to introduce myself.

105
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I'm Bender.

106
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Charmed.

107
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I'm the Countess de la Roca.

108
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I was surprised to see another robot

109
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staying in first class.

110
00:05:45,364 --> 00:05:47,366
Most of the robots I meet are laborers.

111
00:05:47,449 --> 00:05:51,411
I assure you, I barely know the meaning
of the word "labor."

112
00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,997
(LAUGHS) Oh, Mr. Bender.

113
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Please, call me Bender.

114
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Oh, well, goodness.

115
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I-I don't...

116
00:06:05,509 --> 00:06:07,928
Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch.

117
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I'll get the powder, sir.

118
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No, the itch for adventure.

119
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Prepare to change course.

120
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Sir, this is a leisure cruise.

121
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Our path was set by the travel agency.

122
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That's for schoolgirls.

123
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Now here's a route with some chest hair.

124
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But that course leads directly
through a swarm of comets.

125
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Yes, comets.
The icebergs of the sky.

126
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By jackknifing from one to the next
at breakneck speed,

127
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we might just get some
kind of gravity boost...

128
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Or something.

129
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(SIGHS)

130
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It's time to shove a jalapeño
up this ship's tailpipe.

131
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Divert power from the shields.

132
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Full speed ahead.

133
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Oh, yeah.

134
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- (EXCLAIMS)
- Amy! Hello!

135
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Mom! Dad?

136
00:06:47,926 --> 00:06:49,344
What are you doing here?

137
00:06:49,428 --> 00:06:51,763
We were planning
on enjoying a relaxing vacation

138
00:06:51,847 --> 00:06:54,308
but since you're here,
we'll have to do some meddling.

139
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We met the nicest boy
in the cabin next to ours.

140
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He's not very ugly.

141
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You should marry him

142
00:07:00,397 --> 00:07:03,275
or at least use him to conceive
a grandchild for us.

143
00:07:03,358 --> 00:07:04,735
There he is at the buffet.

144
00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:08,071
(SNIFFS)

145
00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:11,366
Uh... He seems really nice, but...

146
00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:13,911
Well, I already have a boyfriend.

147
00:07:13,994 --> 00:07:15,287
Really? Where is he?

148
00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:18,707
And why isn't he here right now
fathering our grandchild?

149
00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:20,167
Er...

150
00:07:23,337 --> 00:07:27,883
Well, our accommodations aren't great,
but it sure is beautiful out here.

151
00:07:27,966 --> 00:07:29,801
Yeah. It's pretty romantic.

152
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I mean platonic.

153
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That sure is one platonic view.

154
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Fry, just be quiet.

155
00:07:35,057 --> 00:07:37,309
I'm beginning to think
this whole fake fiancé thing

156
00:07:37,392 --> 00:07:39,478
was a terrible, terrible...

157
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- (GASPS)
- FRY: Hmm?

158
00:07:40,812 --> 00:07:41,855
Mmm!

159
00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:44,316
Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time,

160
00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:47,694
but if things don't work out
with this pip-squeak here,

161
00:07:47,778 --> 00:07:51,990
I just want you to know
I'll be there to score you on the rebound.

162
00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:53,992
(ZAPP HUMMING)

163
00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:55,494
Uh, look.

164
00:07:55,577 --> 00:07:59,206
Before you get any crazy ideas,
that was for Zapp.

165
00:07:59,289 --> 00:08:01,333
Well, you got anything else for him?

166
00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:05,003
All right.
Can we try not to complicate this?

167
00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:06,797
Mom, Dad,

168
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,382
I'd like you to meet Fry,

169
00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:09,591
my boyfriend.

170
00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:10,759
FRY: Hmm?

171
00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,427
Mmm!

172
00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:14,638
(BOTH MOANING)

173
00:08:24,064 --> 00:08:25,899
FRY: See you later, wuv-ums.

174
00:08:29,236 --> 00:08:30,988
It would've been nice if you'd told me

175
00:08:31,071 --> 00:08:32,322
you were going out with Amy.

176
00:08:32,406 --> 00:08:33,699
I'm not going out with Amy.

177
00:08:33,782 --> 00:08:35,242
It's just to fool her parents.

178
00:08:35,325 --> 00:08:36,868
Hey, you're not jealous, are you?

179
00:08:36,952 --> 00:08:38,370
What?

180
00:08:38,453 --> 00:08:40,789
No, no, of course not.

181
00:08:40,872 --> 00:08:43,208
Good. 'cause I consider
my fake relationship with you

182
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,751
a lot more meaningful.

183
00:08:44,835 --> 00:08:47,921
Mind if I freshen up
a bit before we go out?

184
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:51,091
I was just about to suggest
the same thing.

185
00:08:52,718 --> 00:08:54,261
(WHIRRING)

186
00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:02,603
(CHUCKLES)

187
00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,021
Pay dirt.

188
00:09:06,481 --> 00:09:07,733
(SIGHS)

189
00:09:07,816 --> 00:09:09,318
Lovely, isn't it?

190
00:09:09,401 --> 00:09:10,986
Yeah.

191
00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:13,697
But only 93% as lovely as you.

192
00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,282
Oh, Bender.

193
00:09:15,365 --> 00:09:16,992
Either that was a computing error

194
00:09:17,075 --> 00:09:19,578
or you're the most
romantic robot I've ever met.

195
00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:23,832
I don't get it, iZac.

196
00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:27,794
That bracelet had a diamond
the size of a raccoon's brain.

197
00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:29,546
Why couldn't I steal it?

198
00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,131
It's obvious, Mr. B.

199
00:09:31,214 --> 00:09:32,341
You're in love.

200
00:09:32,424 --> 00:09:34,343
Oh, it's true.

201
00:09:34,426 --> 00:09:36,470
But we're star-crossed robots.

202
00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:37,888
She, a countess,

203
00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:40,307
built with a silver spoon in her mouth.

204
00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:44,019
And me, just a regular honest Joe.

205
00:09:44,102 --> 00:09:45,812
Hey, you going to pay for those?

206
00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:46,939
Hell, no.

207
00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:48,482
Security to bar area.

208
00:09:48,565 --> 00:09:50,108
Security to bar area.

209
00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:53,028
Fellas, please,

210
00:09:53,111 --> 00:09:54,446
I'm in love.

211
00:09:54,529 --> 00:09:56,073
Rough him up.

212
00:09:56,156 --> 00:09:57,699
(BENDER EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

213
00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:02,537
What are you doing?

214
00:10:02,621 --> 00:10:05,332
This penniless chump
was stealing drinks, ma'am.

215
00:10:05,415 --> 00:10:06,917
I see.

216
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,418
Here you are, sir.

217
00:10:08,502 --> 00:10:09,753
Keep the change.

218
00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:11,046
You got it.

219
00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:12,798
(BENDER GRUNTS)

220
00:10:17,219 --> 00:10:18,720
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

221
00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:23,809
Go, Professor!

222
00:10:23,892 --> 00:10:25,102
Lean back more!

223
00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:26,687
(STRAINING)

224
00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:28,605
Ow!

225
00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:29,815
Come on, Hermes.

226
00:10:29,898 --> 00:10:31,942
You could out-limbo all of these people.

227
00:10:32,025 --> 00:10:33,902
Don't be a dog hot, woman.

228
00:10:33,986 --> 00:10:35,195
You know I can't.

229
00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:37,072
Not after what happened.

230
00:10:38,574 --> 00:10:42,995
ANNOUNCER: Now limboing for
the Earth team... Hermes Conrad.

231
00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:44,705
You're my hero, Hermes!

232
00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,832
I'm going to be just like you.

233
00:10:46,915 --> 00:10:49,084
No, boy, stop!

234
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,294
It's too low!

235
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:52,337
Your backbone can't take it!

236
00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:54,047
I'm just like Hermes!

237
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,382
- I'm just like...
- (BONE CRACKING)

238
00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,675
(BOY EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

239
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,052
No!

240
00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:02,514
There, there.

241
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:04,600
Now you don't have to
limbo if you don't want.

242
00:11:04,725 --> 00:11:06,977
It doesn't make you any less of a man.

243
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,146
Though it did get me some action.

244
00:11:09,229 --> 00:11:12,816
I like a man who's flexible.

245
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,359
Your attention, please.

246
00:11:14,443 --> 00:11:16,069
As captain of this vessel,

247
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:19,072
the terrible burden
of naming a limbo contest winner

248
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,325
is mine and mine alone.

249
00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:23,577
Shouldn't you be steering
between the comets?

250
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,120
And the winner is...

251
00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:26,580
- Leela.
- (ALL CLAPPING)

252
00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:29,666
But I didn't even limbo.

253
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:30,834
No matter.

254
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:34,671
I know from personal experience
how horizontal you can get.

255
00:11:34,755 --> 00:11:36,840
As your reward, you and that hair pile

256
00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:40,427
are invited to dine
at the captain's table this evening.

257
00:11:40,677 --> 00:11:41,720
Whoo!

258
00:11:42,596 --> 00:11:44,765
BENDER: Well, now you know...

259
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,183
I'm not actually rich.

260
00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:48,352
I'm a fraud,

261
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:50,979
a poor, lazy, sexy fraud.

262
00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:54,608
This isn't even a real bow tie,
it's magnetic.

263
00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,320
Bender, I don't care
whether you have money.

264
00:11:58,403 --> 00:12:00,739
I love you for
your artificial intelligence

265
00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:02,407
and your sincerity simulator.

266
00:12:02,491 --> 00:12:03,575
You do?

267
00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:04,743
Really?

268
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:07,996
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

269
00:12:08,121 --> 00:12:09,873
(BOTH MOANING)

270
00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:29,434
(STRAINING)

271
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:36,942
(BOTH GIGGLING)

272
00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:43,407
I like your style, Fry.

273
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,367
You remind me of a young me.

274
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,994
Not much younger, mind you.

275
00:12:47,077 --> 00:12:49,121
Perhaps even a couple of years older.

276
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:52,124
- Thank you, sir.
- But as a gentleman, I must warn you,

277
00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:54,501
if you so much as glance at another woman,

278
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:57,045
I'll be all over Leela
like a fly on a pile

279
00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,673
of very seductive manure.

280
00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:00,882
Well, rest assured,

281
00:13:00,966 --> 00:13:02,593
Leela's the only girl for me.

282
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:03,802
Hey, Fry.

283
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,053
- Amy.
- Leela.

284
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,471
The family Wong.

285
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,599
Our party is complete.

286
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:10,058
What are we going to do?

287
00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:12,436
Fry can't pretend
to be both our boyfriends.

288
00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:13,812
Sure, I can.

289
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,189
I learned how to handle
delicate social situations

290
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,442
from a little show called Three's Company.

291
00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:22,195
I'd like to impose a toast
on the happy couple.

292
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,614
Down the hatch.

293
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:24,698
Hear, hear.

294
00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:25,782
Now let's have a kiss.

295
00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:27,326
Yes, Fry,

296
00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:28,994
plant one on your woman.

297
00:13:29,077 --> 00:13:31,204
Um... Let me think.

298
00:13:31,705 --> 00:13:33,040
(SINGING)
Come and knock on our door

299
00:13:33,332 --> 00:13:34,666
(VOCALIZING)

300
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,793
Mr. Roper...

301
00:13:36,877 --> 00:13:38,879
What's the holdup?
Kiss my daughter already!

302
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,881
Wait. I'm confused. Now, tell me, Fry...

303
00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:43,675
Which one of these ladies
are you involved with?

304
00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:44,927
Uh...

305
00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:46,803
(VOCALIZING)

306
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:48,555
Captain, may I have a word with you?

307
00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:49,640
No.

308
00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:51,016
It's an emergency, sir.

309
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,018
Come back when it's a catastrophe.

310
00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:54,478
(LOUD RUMBLING)

311
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:57,564
Oh, very well.

312
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:01,818
Well, with Zapp gone
and my parents still here,

313
00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:05,113
I suggest Fry give me
a nice convincing kiss.

314
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:08,742
Ah! Now there's something
we can all enjoy.

315
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,118
(BOTH MOAN)

316
00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:14,957
- Sir, remember your course correction?
- No.

317
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,460
Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal
than we'd initially hoped.

318
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:19,711
Kif, old friend,

319
00:14:19,795 --> 00:14:21,213
I don't know which disgusts me more,

320
00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:22,756
your cowardice or your stupidity.

321
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,174
We'll simply set a new course

322
00:14:24,258 --> 00:14:25,842
for that empty region over there,

323
00:14:25,926 --> 00:14:28,095
near that blackish, hole-ish thing.

324
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,187
Hey, Leela, why'd you run off from dinner?

325
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:38,647
I didn't run off.

326
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,400
I had plenty of time to finish eating
and stroll away

327
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:42,818
while you were kissing Amy.

328
00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:45,404
Oh, look,
I'm not actually interested in her

329
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,281
if that's what's bothering you.

330
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,824
Oh. Are you sure?

331
00:14:48,907 --> 00:14:50,450
I mean, she has two eyes.

332
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,160
You have two eyes.

333
00:14:52,244 --> 00:14:54,288
I know... we seem like a perfect match

334
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,623
but I just don't feel that way about her.

335
00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,250
LEELA: Nice nebula.

336
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,668
FRY: Yeah.

337
00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:05,424
Looks like everybody's got somebody...

338
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:07,509
except me.

339
00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,553
And me.

340
00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,185
- (LOUD RUMBLING)
- FRY: Ow!

341
00:15:17,644 --> 00:15:19,229
What was that?

342
00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,858
Oh, my God. We're heading
straight into a black hole.

343
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,361
FRY: Talk about a mood killer.

344
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:32,534
Don't blame yourself, Kif.

345
00:15:32,618 --> 00:15:34,328
We were doomed from the start.

346
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,537
Nothing remains now

347
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:38,123
but for the captain
to go down with the ship.

348
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,250
Why, that's surprisingly noble
of you, sir.

349
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,919
No. It's noble of you, Kif.

350
00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:45,130
As of now, you're in command.

351
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,798
Congratulations, Captain.

352
00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:49,509
(SIGHS)

353
00:15:52,512 --> 00:15:54,097
- (ALARM BLARING)
- (PANICKED MURMURS)

354
00:15:54,181 --> 00:15:57,935
Okay, we just have to get
from here to the escape pods.

355
00:16:02,898 --> 00:16:05,234
I'm too young to die.

356
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:07,152
Come on, before it's too late.

357
00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:08,570
You all go without me.

358
00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,906
I'm going to take one last look around.

359
00:16:10,989 --> 00:16:12,824
You know, for stuff to steal.

360
00:16:12,908 --> 00:16:14,993
You're going back for the countess,
aren't you?

361
00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:16,745
All right. I am.

362
00:16:16,828 --> 00:16:18,372
But I don't want the others to know.

363
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,539
If I don't come back,

364
00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:22,125
just say I died robbing some old man.

365
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:24,753
I'll tell him you went out
prying the wedding ring

366
00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:26,171
off his cold, dead finger.

367
00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:28,340
I love you, buddy.

368
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,177
(PANTING)

369
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,096
Countess!

370
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,555
Countess!

371
00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:37,015
COUNTESS: Bender!

372
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,478
I fell through the deck!

373
00:16:41,562 --> 00:16:43,647
Are you hurt, my sweet?

374
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:46,984
No. Luckily, a family broke my fall.

375
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,235
Just hang on.

376
00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:50,404
I'll take care of that fire.

377
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:03,834
Bender,
you risked your life to save me.

378
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,544
And I'd do it again.

379
00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:07,671
And perhaps a third time.

380
00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:09,590
But that would be it.

381
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:11,174
(BOTH MOAN)

382
00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:15,637
When we kiss, I feel like
I'm standing waist deep

383
00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:19,391
in a pool of cold rising water.

384
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,436
- No!
- (SCREAMING)

385
00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:26,481
Hurry.

386
00:17:26,565 --> 00:17:28,859
The escape pods should be just ahead.

387
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:31,320
Faster.

388
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:41,705
It won't move...

389
00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:43,957
And the door release is on the other side.

390
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,208
Then we're dead meat.

391
00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,294
No one could squeeze under there.

392
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:50,088
No one except a legendary limbo champion.

393
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,841
Oh, Hermes.

394
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,595
Ooh! It's been a while.

395
00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:04,436
This one is for that little kid
who's limboing up in heaven right now.

396
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,072
- (ALL CHEER)
- That's my man. All right, baby, limbo.

397
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,574
I still got the moves.

398
00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:20,244
Zoidberg, lower the door another inch.

399
00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:22,621
Just go on through and hit the release,
You hot dog.

400
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,039
Yes, dear.

401
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,627
- That's my man.
- Yeah, Hermes!

402
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:32,756
Uh, can somebody help me up?

403
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,591
(BOTH SCREAMING)

404
00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:38,011
Now what are we going to do?

405
00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,554
Wait a second.

406
00:18:39,638 --> 00:18:41,306
Aren't you a member of the yacht club?

407
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,683
By God, you're right.

408
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:44,685
I'm a class-three yacht.

409
00:18:58,323 --> 00:19:00,242
(PASSENGERS SCREAMING)

410
00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:04,454
Thank God there are plenty of escape pods.

411
00:19:04,538 --> 00:19:07,416
We won't have to dress up
like women and children.

412
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:10,544
We can't leave yet.

413
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,296
We've got to wait for Bender.

414
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:14,840
The high gravity
must be slowing down his looting.

415
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,049
INEZ: Amy.

416
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:17,676
AMY: Mom, Dad,

417
00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:18,760
you're alive.

418
00:19:18,844 --> 00:19:19,970
Yeah, but so what?

419
00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:22,598
The important thing is
we found you a new man.

420
00:19:22,681 --> 00:19:24,057
A captain.

421
00:19:24,141 --> 00:19:25,309
Mom, I don't...

422
00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:26,810
Hi.

423
00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,145
Hello.

424
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,786
I don't feel well.

425
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,830
Look, it's our nebula.

426
00:19:46,914 --> 00:19:49,666
Whenever I see it,
I'll think back to that moment

427
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,501
when we almost...

428
00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:52,961
Never mind.

429
00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:54,796
Everyone else is off the ship.

430
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,882
Where in Babylon is Bender?

431
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,008
I don't know,

432
00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:00,135
but we can't wait any longer.

433
00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:04,765
Goodbye, Bender.

434
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:08,435
(BOTH PANTING)

435
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:10,729
Wait for us!

436
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,153
Something's wrong.
We're two metric tons overweight.

437
00:20:18,237 --> 00:20:19,655
Well, it's not me.

438
00:20:19,738 --> 00:20:20,781
Look!

439
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:28,872
I'm slipping, Bender.

440
00:20:28,956 --> 00:20:30,749
The pull is too strong.

441
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:32,125
(SCREAMS)

442
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:34,002
I can't live without you.

443
00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:36,713
If you let go, I let go.

444
00:20:36,797 --> 00:20:39,383
No. You have too much to live for.

445
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,968
It may hurt for a while

446
00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:43,512
but one day you'll share your love again.

447
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:44,846
After all,

448
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,265
it's shareware.

449
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,975
Don't talk like that.

450
00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:51,979
Tragic romances always
have a happy ending.

451
00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:56,316
Farewell.

452
00:20:57,568 --> 00:20:59,027
No!

453
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,370
She's gone.

454
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:09,997
But she saved all our lives.

455
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,499
Without her,
we're light enough to get away.

456
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:15,419
(SOBBING)

457
00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:20,716
Don't cry, Bender.

458
00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:22,843
Nobody really knows
what happens in a black hole.

459
00:21:22,926 --> 00:21:24,511
It's possible she's still alive

460
00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,221
in another dimension somewhere.

461
00:21:26,305 --> 00:21:27,598
Right, Professor.

462
00:21:27,681 --> 00:21:29,308
Yes, absolutely.

463
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:31,435
Not a chance.

464
00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:39,151
At least I'll always have her bracelet.

465
00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:42,070
What do you think it's worth?

466
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,323
It's fake, mon.

467
00:21:44,656 --> 00:21:46,825
(BENDER WAILING)

468
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,919
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)