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Honey unit, I'm home.

2
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(GASPS) Monique!

3
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Calculon!

4
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(BEEPING)

5
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Oh, how I wish I could believe that.

6
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You may be my evil half-brother,

7
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but there's no law against
murdering the other half.

8
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(MUSIC TINKLING)

9
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ANNOUNCER: All My Circuits will be
right backafter this word from...

10
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Slurm: It's highly addictive.

11
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(SURF MUSIC PLAYING)

12
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Look. It's Slurms McKenzie.

13
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He's the original party worm.

14
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- Ooh.
- (WOMEN GIGGLING)

15
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Whimmy wham-wham wozzle!

16
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Let's party!

17
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(SURF MUSIC PLAYING)

18
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Look at that worm go.

19
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Who says there are no more heroes?

20
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(SURF MUSIC)

21
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Hey, dudes, you could win a chance

22
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to party with me, Slurms McKenzie

23
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at the Slurm bottling plant
on Planet Wormulon.

24
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ANNOUNCER: Just look for the golden bottle
capinside specially marked cans of slurm.

25
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(GASPS) I won.

26
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ANNOUNCER: No purchase necessary
unless you wish to enter.

27
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Odds of winning insignificant.

28
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I like those odds.

29
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- (CAN RATTLING)
- (GASPS)

30
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Rats.

31
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Just another tooth.

32
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Ah...

33
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GULPING)

35
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(GROANS)

36
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I got to find that golden bottle cap.

37
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I've never seen anyone
so addicted to slurm.

38
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This is nothing. Back in high school

39
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I used to drink
a hundred cans of cola a week.

40
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Right up until my third heart attack.

41
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(GROANS)

42
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Bender, what's wrong?

43
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I'm sick.

44
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(SNEEZES)

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You poor baby.
Let me check if you have a fever.

46
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- (SIZZLES)
- Ow!

47
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According to Bender's temperature gauge,

48
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WHICH I SUGGEST YOU USE NEXT TIME, LEELA,

49
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he's running a fever of... 900 degrees.

50
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(GROANING)

51
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Bender, mon, lie yourself down.

52
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You're paying for that.

53
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I'll have a look but I remind you

54
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I'm an expert on humans, not robots.

55
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I'm not Bender. I'm Fry.

56
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Really? I thought you were the robot.

57
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Nope, human.

58
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All right, all right,
spare me your life story.

59
00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,776
Now, what seems to be the trouble?

60
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My tummy hurts and I've been having
this burning electrical discharge.

61
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Hmm.

62
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Don't worry, you'll be fine.

63
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Oh, boy.

64
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I didn't have the heart to tell him
it's fin fungus.

65
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He'll be floating upside down by morning.

66
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You should try
homeopathic medicine, Bender.

67
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Take some zinc.

68
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I'm 40% zinc.

69
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Then take some echinacea
or St. John's wort.

70
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Or a big, fat placebo.

71
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It's all the same crap.

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- (COUGHS)
- (RATTLING)

73
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Hey, what's rattling around in there?

74
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It may well be
the cause of Bender's illness

75
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But more importantly,

76
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it's a flimsy pretext
to try out my latest invention.

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To the laboratory.

78
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I call this the F-ray.

79
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It's like an X-ray, only it allows you
to see through anything... even metal.

80
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Now, the neutrino beam it emits
is a tad dangerous,

81
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so you'll need protective goggles.

82
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ALL: Huh?

83
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You may feel a slight stinging sensation.

84
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All of you.

85
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(MACHINE HUMS AND CRACKLES)

86
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- (MECHANICAL CLICKING)
- Aha!

87
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There's the cause of your illness.

88
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Hey, that's my watch.

89
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I was wondering where I put that.

90
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(WHIRRING)

91
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Hey! Now I feel much better.

92
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Thanks, Professor.

93
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And Amy... sorry I took your watch.

94
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(Chuckles)

95
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(COUGHS)

96
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Well, I've got to go take this suit
to the decontaminators.

97
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You two lock up the F-ray,

98
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and for the love of God
don't let it fall into the wrong hands.

99
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

100
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What shall we point it at first?

101
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I don't know. Try it on me.

102
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Ow!

103
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My sperm.

104
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Wow! Neat. Mind if I try that again?

105
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Huh. Didn't hurt that time.

106
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Oh, mama.

107
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Hold still, sexy lady.

108
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(BENDER GASPS)

109
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- What's wrong?
- That's no lady.

110
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Damn, chico.

111
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One more upgrade and I'll be more lady
than you can handle.

112
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Why you so stupid, stupid?

113
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Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.

114
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You couldn't afford it, honey.

115
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(CLICKS TONGUE)

116
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Man, all this prolonged exposure
to radiation is making me thirsty.

117
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Ah! If only there was some way of knowing

118
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which can had
the winning bottle cap inside.

119
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What? I didn't hear you.

120
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I was too busy using this F-ray
to look inside of things.

121
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Wait a second.

122
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I'm getting an idea.

123
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No. False alarm.

124
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No, yeah, no, yeah, no. Wait.

125
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No, yeah, yeah. No. No. Yes!

126
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(WAILING)

127
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(WAILS)

128
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Sorry.

129
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This thing stinks.

130
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We checked 90,000 cans of slurm
and all we won was this junk.

131
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I never want to see
another can of slurm again.

132
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Man, am I thirsty.

133
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Fry, are you all right?

134
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BENDER: You did it, Fry!

135
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You found the winning bottle cap.

136
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,808
We won!

137
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(CHEERING, CHOKING)

138
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(ALL MURMURING)

139
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BENDER: Hey.

140
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(PLAYING FANFARE)

141
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ALL: Ooh.
BENDER: Wow.

142
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Welcome to the Planet Wormulon.

143
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I'm Glurmo your gollyrific guide
to the splentacular slurm factory.

144
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Uh-huh. Can we have our free slurm now?

145
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You'll have all the slurm
you can drink later on

146
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when you're partying with my
good friend Slurms McKenzie!

147
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(SURF MUSIC PLAYING)

148
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All right!

149
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(EXCLAIMS)

150
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Lay some skin on me, dudes.

151
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Wow!

152
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The original party worm.

153
00:08:02,866 --> 00:08:05,244
Are you ready to get down,
get funky with us?

154
00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:08,830
He'd better be.
That's what we pay him for, right, Slurms?

155
00:08:08,914 --> 00:08:10,040
Right!

156
00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,293
In fact, Slurms has to party all night,
every night,

157
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or he's fired.

158
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Rock on.

159
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But before the party,

160
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you're all in for a funderful treat.

161
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A V.I.P. tour of the slurm factory.

162
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Enjoy the tour, dudes.

163
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I'm going to go lie down.

164
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Welcome, my friends

165
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to the wondrous world of whimsy
that we like to call

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Slurm Centralized
Industrial Fabrication Unit.

167
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(ALL GASP)

168
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FARNSWORTH: Oh, my.

169
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BENDER: Look, flowers, and a boat.

170
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(RHYTHMIC GRUNTING)

171
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Who are those horrible
orange creatures over there?

172
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Why, those are the grunka-lunkas.

173
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They work here in the slurm factory.

174
00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:03,218
Tell them I hate them.

175
00:09:03,302 --> 00:09:05,679
GLURMO: As we sail down
the river of slurm,

176
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,098
you'll see our mixologists at work.

177
00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:11,476
They take 900 of the finest ingredients,

178
00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,146
add a touch of childlike delight,

179
00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:16,982
and mix it all with glacial spring water

180
00:09:17,065 --> 00:09:19,610
from our glacial spring water generator.

181
00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:25,824
Then, last of all,
we add the secret ingredient

182
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that makes slurm so deliciously addictive.

183
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,707
So, what's the secret ingredient?

184
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,293
It's whatever
your imagination wants it to be.

185
00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,420
Oh. But what is it, really?

186
00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:40,714
That's not for you to know.

187
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,550
Now, over here, the grunka-lunkas

188
00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:46,803
are inducing wumpus berries
to release their flavor

189
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,598
using sensual massage.

190
00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,309
Psst. Those berries.

191
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,895
- Those are the secret ingredient, right?
- No.

192
00:09:54,978 --> 00:09:56,688
- You positive?
- Yes.

193
00:09:56,772 --> 00:09:58,982
I'm just asking
'cause they look kind of secret.

194
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,067
Enough!

195
00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:02,152
There will be no further questions.

196
00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:04,196
- Why?
- Hey, look.

197
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,657
The disgusting little men
are starting to sing.

198
00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:09,368
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

199
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,621
(ALL SINGING)
Grunka lunka dunkity doo

200
00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:15,582
We've got a friendly warning for you

201
00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:18,418
Grunka lunka dunkity dasis

202
00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:21,463
The secret of slurm's
On a need-to-know basis

203
00:10:22,631 --> 00:10:24,216
Asking questions in school

204
00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:25,676
Is a great way to learn

205
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,679
If you try that stuff here
You might get your legs broke

206
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,390
We once found a dead guy
Face-down in the slurm

207
00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:34,351
It could easily happen again to you, folks

208
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,563
So keep your head down
And keep your mouth shut

209
00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:41,275
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dutt!

210
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:43,860
Hey! I don't pay you to sing.

211
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,363
You just used up today's bathroom break.

212
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,614
Hardass.

213
00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,241
- GLURMO: I heard that.
- (WHIMPERS)

214
00:10:50,576 --> 00:10:51,952
Now, on your right

215
00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,829
you'll see the Slurm Master

216
00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:56,790
checking the slurm for color and bouquet.

217
00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:58,542
(SLURPING)

218
00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,876
So thirsty...

219
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,753
Then he tastes it.

220
00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:05,173
He tastes it, and tastes it,
then tastes it some more.

221
00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,968
Could I have some slurm, please?

222
00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:10,304
No food or drink allowed on the tour.

223
00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:13,557
You'll have to wait till you're
partying with Slurms McKenzie.

224
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,683
When will that be?

225
00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:15,767
Soon enough.

226
00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:17,311
That's not soon enough.

227
00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,854
Hey, what's behind that door?

228
00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:22,065
- Nothing.
- Is it the secret ingredient?

229
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,943
(ALL SINGING)
Grunka lunka dunkity dingredient

230
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:27,321
You should not ask
About the secret ingredient

231
00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,823
Okay, okay, we get the point.

232
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,618
I was just curious
because of the armed guards.

233
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:35,454
(ALL SINGING)
Grunka lunka dunkity darmed-guards

234
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:36,830
Shut the hell up!

235
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:43,795
So you're telling me
I could fire my whole staff

236
00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:46,089
and hire grunka-lunkas at half the cost?

237
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,299
That's right.

238
00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,843
They think they have a good union,
but they don't.

239
00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:51,803
They're basically slaves.

240
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,224
(GRUNTING)

241
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:58,018
(STRAINING)

242
00:11:58,644 --> 00:12:00,229
What are you doing?

243
00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:01,730
I'm dying of thirst.

244
00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:04,024
Grab my feet and dunk my head in
so I can drink.

245
00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:05,651
No. That's moronic.

246
00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:08,111
Fine. I'll let go,
and swim around in the slurm,

247
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,947
and drink as much as I want. (CHUCKLES)

248
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,283
Help! I can't swim!

249
00:12:13,909 --> 00:12:15,827
(GROANS) Oh...

250
00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:22,167
(FRY GURGLING)

251
00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:24,169
(GASPING)

252
00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:26,630
(HYPERVENTILATING)

253
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,048
(WHISTLING CHEERFULLY)

254
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:29,800
Bender, why did you jump in?

255
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,385
Everybody was doing it.

256
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,053
I just wanted to be popular.

257
00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:35,973
(ALL SCREAMING)

258
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,644
(ALL SCREAMING)

259
00:12:40,769 --> 00:12:42,854
- BENDER: Ow!
- Where are we?

260
00:12:42,938 --> 00:12:46,400
And why is the slurm
pouring into this sewer?

261
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,697
This isn't slurm at all.

262
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,992
Something's rotten on the Planet Wormulan.
Look at this.

263
00:13:01,415 --> 00:13:03,709
(CREATURES SIGHING AND SNORING)

264
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,962
This all must have something to do
with the secret ingredient.

265
00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:08,213
My God!

266
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:11,133
What if the secret ingredient is people?

267
00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:14,803
No. There's already a soda like that.
Soylent cola.

268
00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:16,638
Oh. How is it?

269
00:13:16,722 --> 00:13:18,765
It varies from person to person.

270
00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:21,685
- (CASH REGISTER DINGING)
- FARNSWORTH: Ooh! Hmm.

271
00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:23,770
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)

272
00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:29,151
Do you have any that aren't
so tight around the thorax?

273
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,861
Yes. Over in...

274
00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:33,822
Say, weren't there
more people in your group

275
00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,324
at the start of the tour?

276
00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:36,742
Hey, yeah.

277
00:13:36,825 --> 00:13:38,702
Fry, Leela, and Bender are missing.

278
00:13:39,369 --> 00:13:41,163
If you'll excuse me.

279
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,334
(SHRIEKING)

280
00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,382
- (ALL GASPING)
- Quick!

281
00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:58,555
(WORMULANS GRUMBLING)

282
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,724
- Phew!
- Look. Slurm!

283
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,808
Finally.

284
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:06,313
(Gulping)

285
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,148
Oh, yeah.

286
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:10,776
I'm never going 12 minutes
without a slurm again.

287
00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:12,319
It's the end of the line.

288
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,696
This must be where they put in
the secret ingredient.

289
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,449
Whatever it is, it's even better fresh.

290
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,035
Still warm.

291
00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:24,998
- (ALL GASPING)
- (CREATURE CHOMPING)

292
00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:30,170
(LOUD SPLATTING)

293
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:31,713
- Ohh!
- Yack!

294
00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:33,090
Oh! Lordy!

295
00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:36,009
Fry!

296
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:38,929
Whew!

297
00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:41,765
Fry!

298
00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,774
That's the secret ingredient of slurm?

299
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,277
That's the only ingredient of slurm.

300
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:54,903
Eww-hoo-hoo!

301
00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:59,199
(CREATURE GROWLING)

302
00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:01,952
Whoa!

303
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,328
(CREATURE GROWLING)

304
00:15:03,412 --> 00:15:05,664
(BENDER SCREAMING)

305
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:07,457
Aw!

306
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,006
(ALL GRUNTING)

307
00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,674
I'll save us!

308
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:18,135
Yah!

309
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:19,928
Oh! That feels good.

310
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:21,597
Yep.

311
00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:23,390
Thanks, Bender.

312
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,142
(CLEARS THROAT)

313
00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:27,644
(ALL PANTING)

314
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,229
The exit. We made it!

315
00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:31,106
(ALL GASPING)

316
00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:34,651
BENDER:
Your Majesty, I brought the prisoners.

317
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:39,615
Well, my curious friends,
you learned the secret of slurm.

318
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:43,076
That concludes the portion of the tour
where you stay alive.

319
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,704
You wish, you slimy worm.

320
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:47,080
Hi-yah!

321
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,835
(CREATURES SNICKERING)

322
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,003
Oh!

323
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,630
Good work, Glurmo.

324
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:56,506
You have pleased your Queen.

325
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,008
THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

326
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,259
Thanks, ma'am.

327
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:00,344
How can you trick people

328
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,846
into drinking something
that comes out of your behind?

329
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,223
It's disgusting.

330
00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:07,935
Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind.

331
00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:10,437
Milk comes from a cow's behind.

332
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,356
And have you ever used toothpaste?

333
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,941
Whose behind does that come from?

334
00:16:14,024 --> 00:16:15,234
You don't want to know.

335
00:16:15,317 --> 00:16:18,320
Look, we just came to party
with Slurms McKenzie.

336
00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:19,988
By the way, when is that scheduled?

337
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:21,281
Never!

338
00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,742
To the torture cave!

339
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,662
(LOUDLY CHUGGING)

340
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,500
You, my metal friend, will have the honor

341
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,836
of becoming 174 slurm cans.

342
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,589
This trip is turning into a big letdown.

343
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,883
As for you, you will be submerged

344
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:42,719
in royal slurm,
which, in a matter of minutes

345
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:45,806
will transform you into
a slurm queen like myself.

346
00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:48,016
But, your highness, she's a commoner.

347
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,810
Her slurm will taste foul.

348
00:16:49,893 --> 00:16:53,814
Yes! Which is why we'll market it
as "new slurm."

349
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:57,401
Then, when everyone hates it,
we'll bring back slurm classic

350
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,944
and make billions.

351
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:01,113
(ALL LAUGHING)

352
00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:05,200
Oh... Oh.

353
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,326
What about me?

354
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,870
- You are free to go.
- Yes!

355
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:12,332
If you can resist this
concentrated superslurm.

356
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,167
Whoa!

357
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,879
(STRAINING)

358
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,507
It's so delicious

359
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,676
You'll eat until you explode.

360
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,470
Which reminds me,
put a top over that sofa, would you?

361
00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:27,389
Bon appétit.

362
00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:30,601
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

363
00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:32,019
Mmm...

364
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:33,478
Farewell.

365
00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:36,940
Oh. And congratulations again
on winning the contest.

366
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,192
(CRAZED LAUGHTER)

367
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:41,987
Fry, untie us. Quick.

368
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,280
Here I come.

369
00:17:43,572 --> 00:17:45,407
Let me just... one more taste.

370
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,159
(SLURPING)

371
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:49,453
You pig.

372
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,872
Stop stuffing your craw and save us.

373
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,499
(GROANING)

374
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,711
(CRAZED SLURPING AND CHOMPING)

375
00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,880
I can't see what's happening.

376
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,173
Are we boned?

377
00:18:01,256 --> 00:18:02,549
Yeah, we're boned.

378
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:11,850
I can't stop eating this delicious ooze,

379
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,894
but I'm not going to let you die.

380
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,729
(STRAINING)

381
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,064
(SLURPING)

382
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,440
LEELA: Hurry.

383
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:19,524
BENDER: What's happening?

384
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,069
Oh.

385
00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:25,530
(WHIMPERING)

386
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:28,533
Whew!

387
00:18:28,951 --> 00:18:31,370
(CHUCKLES IN RELIEF) Just in time.

388
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:32,955
(SCREAMING)

389
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:40,420
No!

390
00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,381
(FRANTICALLY GRUNTING)

391
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,509
I could fit if I didn't have
these damn arms.

392
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,302
(GNAWING)

393
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:55,727
We're close to the exit.
I can smell those filthy orange guys.

394
00:18:55,811 --> 00:18:57,145
Stop right there!

395
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,147
FRY: Slurms McKenzie!

396
00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:02,067
Shh! I want you to take me with you.

397
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:04,111
- Say what?
- I'm partied out.

398
00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:07,906
All I want is to stay home and rent videos
and watch them with a few friends.

399
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:09,241
Is that so much to ask?

400
00:19:09,324 --> 00:19:10,742
Forget it, pal.

401
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:13,912
It says on this bottle cap
you have to party with us.

402
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:16,039
All right, when we get to earth.

403
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:19,126
But please, don't invite too many people.
I want to keep it small.

404
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,169
No can do, Slurms.

405
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,005
- (LOUD RUMBLING)
- ALL: Huh?

406
00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:25,549
(ROARING)

407
00:19:27,092 --> 00:19:28,427
(ALL SCREAMING)

408
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,511
This way!

409
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:31,638
Oh! Oh!

410
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:36,810
(ANGRY GROANING)

411
00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:42,107
She's gaining on us.

412
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:44,276
Go on without me. I'll hold her off.

413
00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:46,111
But she'll crush you like a worm...

414
00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:47,404
Crushing a smaller worm.

415
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,822
It's all right.

416
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:52,743
I'm so tired of partying, so very tired.

417
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:57,623
I'll save you the only way I know how.
By partying!

418
00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:59,207
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

419
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,209
- Babes?
- Yes, Mr. McKenzie?

420
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:05,631
You've served me well these 40 years,
but this time, I've got to party alone.

421
00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,883
- But...
- There'll be other parties for you.

422
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:09,843
Now go. Go.

423
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,430
(LOUD GROWLING)

424
00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:15,974
(INCREASES VOLUME)

425
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,393
(SINGING)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

426
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:19,728
(WEAK GROWLING)

427
00:20:19,811 --> 00:20:21,438
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

428
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,857
Party on, Slurms.

429
00:20:24,441 --> 00:20:26,568
Party on, contest winners.

430
00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:28,362
Party on.

431
00:20:30,113 --> 00:20:31,531
(YELPS)

432
00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:33,116
(GRUNTS)

433
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,327
No! We're ruined!

434
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:38,121
They know our disgusting secret!

435
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,665
(SOBBING)

436
00:20:39,748 --> 00:20:40,999
No!

437
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,877
(GULPING)

438
00:20:47,631 --> 00:20:50,759
Commissioner, my crew has made
a horrific discovery.

439
00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:55,597
It seems that slurm is produced
in a colossal worm heinie.

440
00:20:56,473 --> 00:20:59,226
Hmm. "Heinie," you say?
Why, with your testimony

441
00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:02,437
we'll finally be able
to outlaw this insidious slurm.

442
00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:03,855
Outlaw slurm?

443
00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:06,650
Don't pay any attention to him, sir.

444
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,111
Grandpa's making up crazy stories again.

445
00:21:09,194 --> 00:21:10,612
I'm not your grandpa.

446
00:21:10,696 --> 00:21:13,699
You're my uncle. From the year 2000!

447
00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:18,579
Okay, Grandpa,
we'll take care of the "bad worms."

448
00:21:18,662 --> 00:21:19,913
Don't you worry.

449
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,044
I just wish Slurms McKenzie
were here to enjoy this with me.

450
00:21:26,128 --> 00:21:28,964
Yeah, that Slurms sure loved to party.

451
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:32,968
What do you say we all party
one last time for him?

452
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:34,469
For Slurms.

453
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:35,762
- For slurms.
- For slurms.

454
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:36,972
Whammy wozzle.

455
00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:40,434
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

456
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:41,810
(GULPING)

457
00:21:41,894 --> 00:21:43,687
Hey, that's not that bad.

458
00:21:45,814 --> 00:21:47,774
(LOUD GULPING)

459
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,028
Mmm!

460
00:21:54,197 --> 00:21:56,199
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)