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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PURRING)

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HERMES: Exciting news, people!

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The pet license
I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.

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Hermes, that's sweet.

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I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.

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Dream on, woman.

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I'd like to put
the little bastard in a sack

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and toss the sack in a river
and hurl the river into space.

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But I do like filling out requisitions,

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and these were some doozies.

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Great Jah's dreadlocks!
There's been a mix-up.

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This isn't a pet license,
it's a fishing license!

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And it's mandatory!

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FARNSWORTH: Ah. The exact center
of the Atlantic Ocean.

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This seems the logical place
for fish to congregate.

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So, we're in international waters?

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Indeed so.

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Falcon, this is Blue Raven.
The goose has nested.

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Repeat, the goose has nested.

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Hey, guess what you're accessories to?

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The sun, the sea air, good friends...

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Leela's right. Fishing blows.

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What about making it interesting?

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- Why not?
- Yeah, cool.

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Everybody kick in five bucks.

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- There, wasn't that interesting?
- Bender!

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(CHUCKLES)

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This contest is as good as over.

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I once caught a fish this big.

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Oh, yeah?

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I once caught a fish this big.

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I'm afraid you're
both out of your league, boys

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'cause you're looking at a woman
who owns her own harpoon.

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Harpoon, my ass. (CHUCKLES)

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- Okay.
- (BENDER SCREAMS)

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(WATER SPLASHING)

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Let's see now. Which bait to use?

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Crickets, squid, chicken necks?

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Excuse me. If I might be so bold,

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I'm willing to offer
my services as a bait critic.

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These sardines, for example,
are bland and tasteless.

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(CHOMPING)

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And these dry, stringy night crawlers,

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though juicy... (GULPS)
Very, very juicy...

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(SLURPING)

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I don't believe this!
It's eating my bait!

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Beat it, you mooching crawdad!

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(BEEPING)

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Hey, Fry, check out
my laser-guided fishing rod.

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Quiet, Bender,
you're scaring away the fish.

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Fine. I'll head over
to the other side.

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Good luck fishing on this side!

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(CHUCKLES)

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I can hit a fish between the eyes
from 20 yards.

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BENDER: Oh, yeah? I can hit a shrimp.

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A shrimp?

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I find it a bit hard
to believe that... (GROANS)

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Ah-ha!

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Gather 'round, chumps.

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I got the winner!

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Aw.

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Oh, so this is where
you shop for your boots.

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Couple more of those
and you'll have yourself a fish stick.

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(CACKLES)

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Hey!

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A fish this fine belongs
in a fish-nugget-style chunklet.

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Anyway, it's bigger
than anything you've caught.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Ow! My small intestine!

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- (GRUNTS)
- (WATER SPLASHING)

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Bingo!

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Whatever it is,
it's 20 times heavier than a boot.

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Oh.

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You'll never catch anything
with that primitive technology.

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What you need is this fish pheromone,

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the most potent aphrodisiac
known to fishkind.

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(RATTLES)

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Uh-oh.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(SNIFFS)

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I'm so into you.

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(SLURPS)

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Oh, my!

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Hey, Bender!

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I just caught a fish this big.

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Quit exaggerating, Fry.

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Ah, screw this.

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If I'm not going to catch a fish,

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I might as well not catch a big fish.

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There. Like most of life's problems

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this one can be solved with bending.

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Bender, be careful!

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That's the ship's diamond filament tether.

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It's unbreakable.

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Then why do I have to be careful?

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It belonged to my grandmother.

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- (GASPS)
- (WATER SPLASHING)

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My manwich!

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(ALL SNORING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Wake up, everyone!

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I've got something,
and this time it's alive.

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Oh!

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Dr. Zoidberg,
since when do you even wear boots?

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I wasn't wearing it.

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I was eating it.

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(SIGHS)

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Come on, let's go home.

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(SCREAMING)

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Sunburn!

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My fabulous body! It's ruined!

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What happened to my parasol?

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I don't know.
It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.

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- (GROWLS)
- What? I put sunblock on you.

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Well, it didn't work.

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(BENDER LAUGHS)

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LEELA: Come on, Bender.

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Pull in your line, and let's go.

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, I'm snagged.

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It's not snagged.

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The mechano-man has caught something.

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(STRAINING)

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Sweet zombie Jesus! It's huge!

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It's coming up!

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(GROWLS)

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(GASPS)

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- Whoa, that's big!
- A colossal mouth bass!

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It's diving!

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(METAL CREAKING)

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It's pulling us under!
Everyone, into the ship!

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Wait, I'll save us.

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By cutting the unbreakable
diamond filament.

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(GRUNTING)

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Well, at least I'll die with my friends.

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Hello?

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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HERMES: My speedos!

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- (ALARM BLARING)
- Depth at 45 hundred feet...

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48 hundred, 50 hundred...

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5,000 feet.

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Dear lord!

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That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!

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How many atmospheres
can the ship withstand?

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Well, it's a spaceship.

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So I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

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(METAL CREAKING)

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What's that? Is someone bending girders?

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(BENDER EXCLAIMS)

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We'll be crushed
if we don't equalize the pressure.

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How do we do that?

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That should do it.

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(WHIMPERS) We're all going to die!

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Wait, I'll be back in a minute.

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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- You did it, Fry!
- Did what?

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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People, it's far, far worse
than we thought.

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My fish got away.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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There! good as new.

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Except that we're
three miles below the surface

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We don't have any food,
and the ship won't work underwater.

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Tempers are wearing thin.

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Let's just hope some robot
doesn't kill everybody.

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The important thing
is that we don't panic.

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There are rules for these situations.

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Now, the first order of business is lunch.

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I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg.

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I mean, uh, lobster newburg.

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I mean, Dr. Zoidberg.

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Okay, everyone. Calm down.

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The professor and I
will get to work on the ship.

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Bender, Zoidberg,
since you can survive underwater,

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you'll go out and look for food.

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I better go, too.

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They don't know what I like.

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Fry, the pressure will crush you

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like a green snake
under a sugarcane truck!

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Not necessarily.

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This is a chance for Fry to test out

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my experimental anti-pressure pill.

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I can't swallow that.

187
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Well, then, good news!

188
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It's a suppository.

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How are you doing there, Fry?

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(BABBLING)

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Glad to hear it.

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Ah!

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(GRUNTS)

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- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- Oh, yeah!

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Yum, yum, yum.

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Uh-oh. (EXCLAIMING)

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Look at me.

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I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner.

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Careful, Fry.

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I think that flag might be poisonous.

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Ahoy, mateys!

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I shanghaied us some hearty grub.

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(BOTTLES CLINKING)

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(GRUNTS)

205
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The laws of science be a harsh mistress.

206
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Say, robot, old buddy,
could you help me move a couch?

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Uh... Okay,
but I'm not carrying it upstairs.

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(GASPS)

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(GIGGLES)

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(BABBLING)

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What is it, Fry?

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(BABBLING)

213
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You want some lemonade?
You saw a big parade?

214
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Your students loans have been repaid?

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Then how about lending
your old pal Zoidberg

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a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire?

217
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(BABBLING)

218
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Fry, swallow your food, then talk.

219
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(GULPS AND GASPS)

220
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A mermaid!

221
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(SCOFFS) You think you saw a mermaid?

222
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No. I did see a mermaid.
She was wearing a tube top.

223
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And she had a beautiful, scaly tail

224
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and I think she had hair extensions.

225
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- BENDER: Yeah, right.
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

226
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You're simply hallucinating, you moron.

227
00:11:01,825 --> 00:11:03,952
What's so far-fetched about mermaids?

228
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There's all sorts of weird sea creatures

229
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here in the future, like Dr. Zoidberg.

230
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I'm afraid Fry is
suffering from ocean madness.

231
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Every time something good happens to me

232
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you say it's some kind of madness
or I'm drunk

233
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or I ate too much candy.

234
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Well, I saw a real mermaid,

235
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and I wish my friends would have
the decency and kindness to believe me.

236
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Ocean madness.

237
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He may have ocean madness,

238
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but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

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(BENDER SNORING)

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"Ocean madness." Yeah, right.

241
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Yeah, it's always something, ain't it?

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(GASPS)

243
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It's her!

244
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Bender, wake up! She's here! wake up!

245
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(SNORING LOUDLY)

246
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Oh, oxygen.

247
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(SCREAMING)

248
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Here you go, darling.

249
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(GASPS)

250
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Hey, I can breathe.
And talk. Just like a fish.

251
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Oh, you speak fish?

252
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(ULULATING)

253
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What?

254
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I'm sorry, my accent's atrocious.

255
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- Hi. My name's Umbriel.
- I'm Fry.

256
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So, uh, am I going to drown?

257
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'Course not. Just stay calm,

258
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and let the gentle currents
relax your every muscle.

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

260
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Oh, yeah!

261
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Did it just get warmer?

262
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I can't believe you're really real.

263
00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:38,297
I like your tail.

264
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,673
Oh, you're sweet.

265
00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:42,551
I like those wiggly doodads
coming out of your hips.

266
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:44,553
Thanks. They're called pants.

267
00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:47,514
This here's a volcanic vent.

268
00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:50,267
The water comes out at over 4,000 degrees.

269
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,435
No kidding?

270
00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,061
(SIGHS)

271
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,147
Did it just get colder?

272
00:12:56,857 --> 00:13:00,527
Tell me more about that bizarre
landy world you come from.

273
00:13:00,611 --> 00:13:02,195
Is there water there, too?

274
00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:04,531
Sure. Sometimes it falls from the sky.

275
00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:06,867
- Hmm.
- And sometimes it doesn't.

276
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:10,746
(GASPS) Oh, Mr. Fry, you do go on.

277
00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:12,873
You know what I like
best about you, Umbriel?

278
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,541
You find me fascinating

279
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,544
Even when I'm not claiming to be
a jewel thief or a lion tamer.

280
00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:20,464
Lions? There are sea lions on the land?

281
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,925
Yup. We call them "land sea lions."

282
00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:24,134
I tame them.

283
00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:29,723
Way down below the ocean

284
00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:37,481
Where I wanna be she may be

285
00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:42,527
Way down below the ocean

286
00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:50,410
Where I wanna be she may be

287
00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:56,250
I'm almost done reconfiguring
the ship's propulsion system.

288
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,670
We can leave as soon as
the papier-mâche is dry.

289
00:13:59,753 --> 00:14:02,464
- Where's Fry?
- I didn't kill him. Professor?

290
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:04,424
No, I've been busy.

291
00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:07,344
He must have gone out
looking for that "mermaid."

292
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,346
The poor, demented honky.

293
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:11,473
It's ocean madness, all right.

294
00:14:11,556 --> 00:14:15,269
Sailors call it "aqua dementia,"
"the deep down crazies,"

295
00:14:15,352 --> 00:14:18,021
"the wet willies,"
"the screaming moist..."

296
00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:19,856
We'll form a search party.

297
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,441
Now, we'll need oxygen.

298
00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,568
I got it covered.

299
00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:25,153
In the event of an emergency

300
00:14:25,237 --> 00:14:27,572
my ass can be used as a flotation device.

301
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:28,782
Oh, that reminds me.

302
00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:31,118
You've all taken your
pressure pills, right?

303
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,328
Yes. Stop asking.

304
00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:36,748
(SNIFFING)

305
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,335
I've got his scent.

306
00:14:40,419 --> 00:14:42,713
Over here where the water gets warmer.

307
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:44,131
(SMACKS LIPS)

308
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:45,507
This way.

309
00:14:48,802 --> 00:14:50,137
(ALL GASPING)

310
00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:54,558
Bend me!

311
00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:56,602
(SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

312
00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:57,686
(IN ENGLISH) Dude!

313
00:14:57,769 --> 00:14:59,563
An ancient sunken city!

314
00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:05,652
Could it possibly be?
Are the old legends true?

315
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,699
- (ALL GASP)
- It is!

316
00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:14,661
It's the fabled Lost City of Atlanta!

317
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,330
Howdy, y'all!

318
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,043
Welcome to Atlanta.

319
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,170
Folks 'round these parts
call me the Colonel.

320
00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:25,589
(BENDER HUMMING TUNE)

321
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,091
Here, have some breathers,

322
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:30,260
courtesy of our Chamber of Commerce.

323
00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:36,642
This is uncomfortable and humiliating.

324
00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:39,770
Now, if they could put it
in the form of a suppository...

325
00:15:39,853 --> 00:15:41,313
Y'all enjoy your stay.

326
00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:43,857
Tourism's our main source
of income 'round here,

327
00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:46,360
so see the sights, spend some money...

328
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:47,527
Please don't leave.

329
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,905
Fry!

330
00:15:49,988 --> 00:15:52,157
Oh, I just knew you were still alive!

331
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,367
I owe you ten bucks, Hermes.

332
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:56,036
Hey, you guys, the most
amazing thing happened.

333
00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,246
It's two-for-one Tuesday at Krispy Kreme.

334
00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,623
Plus, there's mermaids.

335
00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:00,874
Nice out-of-town folks,

336
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,335
I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel.

337
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,754
Umbriel, these are some Yankees.

338
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:08,173
AMY: So, Fry

339
00:16:08,257 --> 00:16:10,717
Atlanta was an American city in your time?

340
00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,427
I think it was just an airport.

341
00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,137
They had a place selling nuts.

342
00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:17,849
No! Ancient Atlanta was
more than just a Delta hub.

343
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:22,187
It was a vibrant metropolis,
the equal of Paris or New York.

344
00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:24,398
That's right, honey. Whatever you say.

345
00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:26,608
Look at these fabulous ruins.

346
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:30,404
Turner Field, the Coca-Cola Bottling Plant

347
00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:32,572
The, uh... The airport.

348
00:16:33,156 --> 00:16:37,077
But, tell us, how could a city
with such a fabulous airport

349
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,412
end up underwater?

350
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:39,913
Ah, now, that's a story

351
00:16:39,997 --> 00:16:42,916
that can only rightly be told
in a Chamber of Commerce video

352
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,752
narrated by folk-rock troubadour, Donovan.

353
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:47,004
(BEEPS)

354
00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:51,758
Atlanta was a city, landlocked,

355
00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:56,013
hundreds of miles from the area
we now call the Atlantic Ocean.

356
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:59,474
Yet, so desperate the city's
desire for tourism

357
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,102
that they moved offshore,
becoming an island

358
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,605
and an even bigger Delta hub,

359
00:17:04,688 --> 00:17:08,025
until the city overdeveloped
and it started to sink.

360
00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:12,195
Knowing their fate,
the quality people ran away.

361
00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:16,408
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy,

362
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:20,078
the guy who invented Coca-Cola,
the magician,

363
00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:23,540
and the other so-called gods
of our legends...

364
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:25,500
Though gods they were...

365
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,586
And also, Jane Fonda was there.

366
00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:31,256
The others chose to remain
behind on their porches

367
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:35,886
with their rifles, and one day
evolve into mermaids

368
00:17:35,969 --> 00:17:39,514
and sing, and dance,and ring in the new.

369
00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:40,933
ALL: Hail Atlanta!

370
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:43,977
- "The magician"?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

371
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:47,314
Wouldn't it take millions of years
to evolve into mermaids?

372
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,815
Normally, yes.

373
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:51,401
But the caffeine really sped things up.

374
00:17:51,526 --> 00:17:53,695
That stuff's wonderful.

375
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,658
So, when Umbriel
first brought home this carpetbagger,

376
00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:58,867
I was agin' it.

377
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:01,703
But damn if ol' legs here
ain't grown on me!

378
00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:03,455
Oh, shucks, Colonel.

379
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:05,415
(METAL CLINKS)

380
00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:08,377
Well, it's all very nice here,
but we should be going.

381
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,045
I miss me wife and me oxygen.

382
00:18:10,128 --> 00:18:12,965
Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases.

383
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,716
- Come on, Fry.
- Wait.

384
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,218
I'm not going with you.

385
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,469
(ALL GASP)

386
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:19,388
But, Fry, what about us?

387
00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,807
What about your life on the surface?

388
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,308
You don't belong down here.

389
00:18:23,392 --> 00:18:24,393
She's right.

390
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:28,105
I mean, sure, they got the Braves,
but it's a third-rate symphony.

391
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:31,108
Fry, you half-mad, half-insane maniac,

392
00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:32,567
be reasonable.

393
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:35,195
Don't you realize that
if you stay at this depth

394
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,906
your body will permanently adapt
to the pressure?

395
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,075
Realize it? I don't even understand it.

396
00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:43,537
It means you'll never be able
to return to the surface.

397
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,205
I don't care. I'm staying.

398
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:46,873
I've got everything I want right here.

399
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:50,252
I'm bored! Let's go.

400
00:18:51,795 --> 00:18:55,215
You know, Fry,
I've got a little place just outside town.

401
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,842
You could come visit, maybe?

402
00:18:58,552 --> 00:18:59,678
Sorry, Zoidberg.

403
00:18:59,761 --> 00:19:01,388
I'm trying to join the Country Club.

404
00:19:01,513 --> 00:19:03,015
(CRYING)

405
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,099
Fry!

406
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:06,018
(SOBBING)

407
00:19:06,643 --> 00:19:08,186
I'll miss you!

408
00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:11,773
Y'all come back, now, you hear?

409
00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:13,900
Let's go, damn it! Let's go!

410
00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:19,990
Well, I guess
this is good-bye for me as well.

411
00:19:20,073 --> 00:19:21,074
- Whatever.
- Later.

412
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:22,159
Bye.

413
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:27,247
(SCREAMS)

414
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,291
My home!

415
00:19:29,374 --> 00:19:30,959
It burned down!

416
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,878
(SOBBING)

417
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,797
How did this happen?

418
00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:37,883
That's a very good question.

419
00:19:37,966 --> 00:19:40,677
So, that's where I left my cigar.

420
00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:43,388
That just raises further questions.

421
00:19:43,472 --> 00:19:46,391
You know, Umbriel, these last 24 hours

422
00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:48,644
have been the happiest days of my life.

423
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:53,398
Oh, Fry, I want you to make
a mer-woman out of mer-me.

424
00:19:56,693 --> 00:20:00,405
Mercy! I do believe
I'm gettin' the vapors.

425
00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:03,533
(BOTH MOANING)

426
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:07,746
What the hell is that?

427
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,165
Yeah, I'm a little confused, too.

428
00:20:10,249 --> 00:20:13,168
How do I...
You know, with the tail and all?

429
00:20:13,252 --> 00:20:15,045
I'm not your first, am I?

430
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,589
I mean, I lay my eggs, then I leave

431
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:19,633
and you release your fertilizer.

432
00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:22,761
(PANTING)

433
00:20:22,844 --> 00:20:24,805
Why couldn't she be
the other kind of mermaid

434
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:27,724
with the fish part on top,
and the lady part on the bottom?

435
00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:32,229
Now, who's going to escort
me to the debutante ball?

436
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:35,565
Well, what about that rich,
young dugong from Macon?

437
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,945
There. The engine modifications
are complete.

438
00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:41,321
Prepare for launch.

439
00:20:41,446 --> 00:20:43,156
(ENGINE POWERING UP)

440
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:50,163
Wait! wait for me! Don't leave me here!

441
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:51,248
(GASPS)

442
00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:55,210
(GRUNTS)

443
00:20:58,463 --> 00:20:59,798
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

444
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:02,551
(SCREAMING)

445
00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:08,807
And so, in honor
of his record-breaking catch,

446
00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:14,062
I'm proud to award Bender
this check for $1,000.

447
00:21:14,187 --> 00:21:16,023
(CROWD CHEERING)

448
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,275
(ALL GASP)

449
00:21:18,358 --> 00:21:20,527
- It's you!
- Hey, buddy!

450
00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:21,695
My manwich!

451
00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:24,323
Fry, are you all right? What happened?

452
00:21:24,406 --> 00:21:25,532
What about Umbriel?

453
00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:29,202
Well, it turns out I loved her,
but I wasn't "in love" with her.

454
00:21:29,286 --> 00:21:30,912
Trouble in bed.

455
00:21:30,996 --> 00:21:33,290
Ah, it's great to have you back, buddy.

456
00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:34,541
Wait...

457
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,126
This is no record.

458
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:37,669
Give me back that check.

459
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:39,880
I'm giving it to some giant orphans.

460
00:21:41,548 --> 00:21:43,133
Ow! Bender, you're hurting me!

461
00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:45,719
Ow! (CHOKING)

462
00:21:46,929 --> 00:21:49,932
Hey! I'm trying to sleep in here.

463
00:21:50,766 --> 00:21:52,684
DONOVAN: Hail Atlanta.

464
00:21:54,436 --> 00:21:56,438
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)