1 00:00:37,953 --> 00:00:42,040 Wow, I'm finally going to see my favorite chef, TV's Elzar! 2 00:00:42,457 --> 00:00:44,668 Oh, this is the greatest nanosecond of my life. 3 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:47,045 No, this one is. No, this one. Wait... 4 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:48,672 That one was slightly worse. 5 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:50,841 Ah, so far so good on this one. 6 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:54,136 And now, here he is. 7 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:57,681 Chef, restaurateur, author of Cooking Slugs for Dinner 8 00:00:57,764 --> 00:01:00,392 and Cooking Dinner for Slugs... 9 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:03,103 Elzar! 10 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,565 All right! yeah! 11 00:01:06,648 --> 00:01:08,483 Yeah, baby! Whoo! 12 00:01:11,403 --> 00:01:13,155 Elzar! 13 00:01:15,198 --> 00:01:16,199 All right! 14 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:18,744 Elzar, you're my god. 15 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:21,288 Please sign this sketch I drew of you. 16 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:27,252 Oh, Elzar, bless you! 17 00:01:27,544 --> 00:01:30,130 Mmm. Mmm... 18 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:34,134 Now, this is why I prefer your nonstick robots. 19 00:01:39,056 --> 00:01:40,057 Oh... 20 00:01:43,268 --> 00:01:44,269 All right! Yeah! 21 00:01:44,478 --> 00:01:45,479 Whoo! 22 00:01:46,688 --> 00:01:49,524 All right, yeah. Whoo. 23 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:53,946 - Hey, I hope you folks like Cajun food. - Hoo-whee! 24 00:01:54,029 --> 00:01:57,574 'Cause today we're making Elzar's down-home Neptune-style gumbo. 25 00:01:57,908 --> 00:02:00,619 Now, step one. You want to boil some oysters 26 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:03,538 in a pot of down-home, Neptune-style gumbo. 27 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:05,749 Boiled? Interesting! 28 00:02:05,832 --> 00:02:08,168 Bender, please try to be a little quieter. 29 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,545 No, youshut up! 30 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:12,798 Of course, every now and then, you want to knock it up a notch 31 00:02:12,881 --> 00:02:15,509 with a blast from your spice weasel. Bam! 32 00:02:15,592 --> 00:02:17,636 Oh, yeah! Bam it again, Elzar! 33 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:18,887 Knock it up another notch. 34 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:21,223 Geez, who let this guy through the metal detector? 35 00:02:21,306 --> 00:02:23,392 Come on, you wimp, work that weasel! 36 00:02:23,475 --> 00:02:24,726 Quit holding out on us! 37 00:02:24,851 --> 00:02:27,980 If you promise to stop interrupting, all right. 38 00:02:28,063 --> 00:02:31,024 Against my will, I'm going to knock it up another notch. 39 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,819 I got to get this notch up knocking on film. 40 00:02:33,902 --> 00:02:35,362 Hey, Elzar, think fast! 41 00:02:35,445 --> 00:02:36,446 Wha... Huh? 42 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,282 My eye! 43 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,700 I'm blind! 44 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:42,828 Bam! 45 00:02:49,751 --> 00:02:52,546 Tell me, Doctor, how's my cyst? 46 00:02:52,629 --> 00:02:54,047 Grande. 47 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:59,303 I don't like the looks of this doctor. 48 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:02,139 I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated. 49 00:03:02,222 --> 00:03:04,641 Okay, what does this look like to you? 50 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:05,767 Um... 51 00:03:05,851 --> 00:03:07,019 A grayish blob? 52 00:03:07,102 --> 00:03:08,854 Right. And this one? 53 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:09,938 Um... 54 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:11,106 A grayish blob? 55 00:03:11,189 --> 00:03:13,358 Not as right that time. 56 00:03:13,442 --> 00:03:16,528 It looks like you might have some mild corneal irritation. 57 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:18,447 Nice try, little boy. 58 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:22,492 You may have your textbook knowledge and your real diploma, 59 00:03:22,576 --> 00:03:26,788 but I have more skill in my little claw than you have in your whole carapace. 60 00:03:28,582 --> 00:03:30,876 You seem a bit tense. Here, try these. 61 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:33,295 Sure, butter me up with candy. 62 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:35,005 Well, it won't work, sonny. 63 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,636 Why always the fighting? 64 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:42,221 Your eye just needs some rest. 65 00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:44,389 You'll have to wear this patch for about a week. 66 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:46,058 Oh! A week? 67 00:03:46,141 --> 00:03:47,935 What do youthink, Dr. Zoidberg? 68 00:03:48,894 --> 00:03:49,895 Clack. 69 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:56,360 Thanks for the help, Leela. 70 00:03:58,111 --> 00:04:01,240 Leela, we're right here! 71 00:04:01,323 --> 00:04:04,910 I'm not deaf. I just have to wear this stupid eye patch. 72 00:04:04,993 --> 00:04:06,787 - Does it look stupid? - No. 73 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:10,749 In fact, it looks so nice I think I might get one, too. 74 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:12,793 It's Elzar again! 75 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:16,463 Oh, my God, I'm so excited, I wish I could wet my pants! 76 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:19,299 Leela, please, let me make this up to you. 77 00:04:19,383 --> 00:04:22,719 You and your friends are all invited to my restaurant tonight. 78 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:25,681 I'm going to bam you up a dinner you'll never forget. 79 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:26,807 - All right! - Oh, yeah! 80 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:28,809 - Great! - Hooray for blindy! 81 00:04:28,892 --> 00:04:31,770 Oh, God. I'm coming down! 82 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:37,442 Folks, tell the neighbors to watch your mouth 83 00:04:37,526 --> 00:04:39,820 'cause your taste buds are going on vacation. 84 00:04:39,903 --> 00:04:42,072 I made you each your own special meal. 85 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:43,323 So dig in! 86 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:47,744 It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! 87 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:50,622 Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork. 88 00:04:50,706 --> 00:04:52,875 Is there any meat this man can't jerk? 89 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,502 The king crab is to die for. 90 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,088 Look, a tiny edible crown. 91 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,590 What's it made of? 92 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:01,008 Wood. 93 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,676 Mmm! Oh! 94 00:05:02,926 --> 00:05:05,679 Fry, you got to try the sterno niçoise. 95 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,306 No, thanks. That's robot food. 96 00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:08,891 It's so good. 97 00:05:09,016 --> 00:05:10,434 Oh, just try a little. 98 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:11,643 No, really, I don't... 99 00:05:11,768 --> 00:05:12,769 Ahhh! 100 00:05:15,772 --> 00:05:16,773 Mmm! 101 00:05:16,857 --> 00:05:18,567 You doing all right over there, Leela? 102 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:21,320 Oh, yeah. This salad's fantastic. 103 00:05:21,403 --> 00:05:22,571 So fresh. 104 00:05:27,451 --> 00:05:28,452 Ah! 105 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:39,254 Oh, my. That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me. 106 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:41,089 Everybody enjoy their dinner? 107 00:05:42,716 --> 00:05:44,301 God, yes, Elzar! 108 00:05:44,384 --> 00:05:46,386 Well, I sure enjoyed cooking for you, 109 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,306 and to make everything completely square, 110 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:53,227 I want you to have these complimentary after-dinner chocolates. 111 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:56,438 What's this under the chocolates? 112 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:58,607 Yeah, you take care of that whenever you want. 113 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,983 - Hey! - What? 114 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:01,068 A bill? 115 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:04,196 You're charging us after you blinded me? 116 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,907 Hey, I made you a nice meal. This ain't a charity. 117 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:08,450 $1,200? 118 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:10,494 Holy zombie Jesus! 119 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:13,622 We don't have that kind of money, especially not Zoidberg. 120 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:16,124 They took away my credit cards. 121 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,584 Okay, okay, wait. 122 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,962 I know how to take care of this, no problem. 123 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:23,006 You deadbeats are under arrest. 124 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,134 It's a stone-cold shame. 125 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,387 He's making a break for it! Get him! 126 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,430 No, I was just picking my nose. 127 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:32,015 He's picking his nose! Get him! 128 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:40,941 The old dine-and-dash, eh? 129 00:06:41,024 --> 00:06:43,443 My daddy owned a restaurant, and it's punks like you 130 00:06:43,527 --> 00:06:44,987 that kept him from going regional. 131 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,780 That's why I became a cop. 132 00:06:46,863 --> 00:06:50,117 Now it's payback time. Aw, yeah. 133 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,786 Please don't hit me. I'm brittle! 134 00:06:52,869 --> 00:06:55,747 Hey, wait a second. I've got the perfect solution. 135 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,666 Listen to the smart robot. 136 00:06:57,749 --> 00:07:00,878 I love cooking, and Elzar's ass loves getting kissed, right? 137 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:01,962 No question. 138 00:07:02,045 --> 00:07:05,632 So, how about I work part-time at the restaurant to pay off our debt? 139 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,050 I don't know. 140 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:10,470 I usually hire people who are a little less unbearable. 141 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,556 Ooh! Bender's a model employee. 142 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:13,807 He's so polite. 143 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:16,143 - And hardworking. - He's made of candy. 144 00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:18,729 Okay, fine, I'll give it a shot. 145 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,648 Hot diggity! 146 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,151 You better keep your nose clean. 147 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:26,945 That'll be easy. I never wear the damn thing. 148 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:34,912 Ah! Time for my precious 10:00 a.m. meeting. 149 00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:37,748 Where in Legoland is Leela? 150 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:38,874 I'm here, 151 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:41,418 and I'm getting along just fine, thank you. 152 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,630 My walk to work just took a little longer today than usual. 153 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,882 Nibbler took me through the zoo for some reason. 154 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:55,015 Leela, a little help is nothing to be embarrassed about. 155 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:56,642 Like, maybe I could do your makeup. 156 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:58,185 I don't need help. 157 00:07:58,268 --> 00:08:01,271 For your information, I did this all by myself. 158 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,190 You look beautiful! 159 00:08:03,273 --> 00:08:06,068 Incidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso. 160 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:08,237 Well, I'm off to work at the restaurant. 161 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,614 One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone. 162 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:14,576 Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. 163 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,871 Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster 164 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:22,709 with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal. 165 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,712 Well, if that new guy can't handle things, give me a call. 166 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,550 I'm done siphoning out the grease trap. 167 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:31,802 I think I need a mint. 168 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,179 So, what job do I move up to? 169 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:37,349 Pastry chef? Saucier? Soup guy? 170 00:08:37,432 --> 00:08:38,517 Bam! 171 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,019 Bam yourself. 172 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,733 Hey, who are they? 173 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:49,319 Let's just say they're very good customers 174 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,572 and I'm not answering any more questions. 175 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:53,949 - Are they the robot mafia? - Yes. 176 00:08:54,032 --> 00:08:55,534 You call this a table? 177 00:08:55,951 --> 00:08:57,661 You call this a table? 178 00:08:57,744 --> 00:09:00,038 I wouldn't hit a guy over the head with this table. 179 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,082 You hear that? The Donbot don't like it. 180 00:09:02,165 --> 00:09:04,418 I ought to clamp you! You want to be clamped? 181 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,670 Whoa, whoa. Calm down, Clamps. 182 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:10,716 The boss, he likes a wall against which his back can be put against. 183 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,217 Such as like this there. 184 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,677 But that table's already... 185 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:15,762 Ah... Let me bus that for you gentlemen. 186 00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:19,892 No. What I meant to do was... 187 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,353 I can't believe this! 188 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,522 Mind your own business and get out! 189 00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:29,693 Huh. 190 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,945 I like this guy's lack of style. 191 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:36,325 So's I finally give this guy a pair of cement shoes, 192 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:38,952 which he likes 'cause they're lighter than his lead ones. 193 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,456 Hey, you think this computes over here? 194 00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:44,291 Where's all my change? I gave you a 100. 195 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:45,709 No, you gave me a 50. 196 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,419 - Oh, no, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 197 00:09:47,502 --> 00:09:49,463 Hey, you trying to steal from the Donbot? 198 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,632 I'm trying, but he's not making it easy. 199 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,810 Get a load of the ball bearings on this guy, huh? 200 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,563 I like you, kid. Here's something for your trouble. 201 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,773 It's money. 202 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:08,899 Wow, thanks. 203 00:10:08,982 --> 00:10:10,901 Hey, you earned that 50 bucks. 204 00:10:10,984 --> 00:10:12,069 You gave me a 20. 205 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,196 I did? Oh, I'm sorry. I meant... 206 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,530 Hey, wait a minute. 207 00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:20,244 I got a good feeling about you. 208 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,746 Say, you want to work for me as a hired goon? 209 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,999 Are you kidding? I've always wanted to break into gooning. 210 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,043 Hey, Elzar, I quit! 211 00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:29,253 'Kay! 212 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:32,089 We're going to try you out with a little delivery job. 213 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:35,133 It's for a, uh, private lottery that we run. 214 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,344 Wow! You guys run numbers? 215 00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:40,305 Well, nothing fancy. You know, ones and zeros mostly. 216 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,307 Just take this disk over to the pool hall 217 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,810 and give it to Sammy "The Mechanical Bull" Gravano. 218 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,770 And watch out for the cops. 219 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:49,064 That's just what my mom used to tell me. 220 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,238 Whoo! 221 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,749 That's some fine oil-ade, son. 222 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,961 We could use a man like you in the robot mafia, 223 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:12,671 which I'm sort of in. 224 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,756 You flatter me, kind goon, 225 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,217 but I'm only programmed to sell oil-ade 226 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,095 and write in cute backwards letters like on the sign here. 227 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,890 Aw, crap. The cops! 228 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,558 Seen any suspicious activity? 229 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:27,644 Nope, but check out today's Marmaduke. 230 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:28,896 Solid. 231 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,732 Hey, it's that skel from Elzar's. 232 00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:33,734 Undercover pursuit in progress... 233 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,360 Baby. 234 00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:41,658 Gotcha! 235 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,536 What seems to be the problem, officers? Was I speeding? 236 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,456 We'll decide what you were doing after an illegal search. 237 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,585 He's clean. 238 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,295 Smells nice, too. 239 00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,714 - Better than me? - Aw, yeah. 240 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,677 Courtesy of Mr. Bender. 241 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,599 Nice job, Bender. You passed the test. 242 00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:08,060 You want to join me, Clamps and Joey Mousepad 243 00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:10,854 at our, uh, social club tomorrow night? 244 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:13,440 Eh, I'd rather plan some felonies. 245 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,401 Oh. Then we should meet at our mafia crime headquarters. 246 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:23,283 Donbot, I beg you. 247 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,494 I can't make this week's loan payment. 248 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:30,082 Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file. 249 00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:32,000 File not found. 250 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,262 Let that be a warning to you. 251 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,597 Thank you, Donbot. 252 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,058 Joey, Clamps, Donnie B. 253 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,894 Hey, listen, Bender, we got a big score planned, 254 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,271 but we need some muscle. 255 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,647 A little of this, huh? 256 00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:55,857 Ho, oh, oh. This guy's an ox. 257 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,651 He's got oxen-like strength. 258 00:12:57,734 --> 00:12:59,653 Hey, he needs a nickname, right? 259 00:12:59,736 --> 00:13:00,862 Let's call him "Clamps." 260 00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:02,197 Clamps? 261 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,074 That's my name, you numskull! 262 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:05,909 Don't make me clamp you one! 263 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,411 How about "Blotto"? 264 00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,580 It's gritty, it's got street-cred. 265 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,665 Plus, I can keep my monogrammed slippers. 266 00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:13,333 Good thinking. Hey! 267 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,421 Now, this score ain't gonna be no cakewalk in the tea park, all right? 268 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,922 There may be some death-killing. 269 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:22,718 It's going to be clamp this, clamp that, badda-climp, badda-clamp. 270 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,303 What do you think, Blotto? You in? 271 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,554 It's funny. 272 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:28,599 Until now, I always wanted to be a gangster. 273 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,434 So the answer's yes. 274 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:33,478 Hey, hey, way to go, way to be, way to shoot. 275 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,773 Now, since we'll be committing crimes which may be against the law, 276 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,442 I suggest you have an alibi. 277 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,277 An alibi, huh? 278 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,534 I don't feel good. 279 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,953 I'm genuinely sick. 280 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,081 But we're about to take off. We got to eat our blast-off sundaes. 281 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,499 I can't move. 282 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,710 Oh, I think I'm going to output. 283 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,463 Okay, you stay in bed. I'll eat yours. 284 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,884 Bender's sick. 285 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,054 Mmm, need any help taking off? 286 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,472 I'm fine, thank you. 287 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:11,225 A real pilot can navigate by feel alone. 288 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,897 That's coming out of your pay. 289 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,240 You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? 290 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,909 Start with a good high-quality oil. 291 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,077 Then eat it. 292 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,704 So, what's this big score anyway? 293 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,040 We're heisting a shipment of Zuban cigars. 294 00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:38,418 Zubans? Those are the finest cigars in the universe. 295 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,505 I can stink up a whole maternity ward with one of those things. 296 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,257 Yo, there's our pigeon now. 297 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,050 Let's shoot bullets out of our guns. 298 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,862 All right, here's the battle plan. 299 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,532 We shoot, they surrender, we go aboard, 300 00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:11,618 somebody does some clamping, then we heist the cigars and go home. 301 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,204 And all without killing anyone. 302 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,791 This gang's got some fresh, new ideas. I admire that. 303 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,585 Oh, we'll kill them, all right. 304 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,420 We got them heavily out-clamped. 305 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,963 They won't know what clamped them! 306 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,636 Wow, it's too bad you can't see, Leela, 307 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,972 'cause there's a cool ship out there shooting at somebody. 308 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,724 Whoa! 309 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,726 I'm taking evasive action. 310 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,229 - Uh... Leela? - Stop bothering me, Fry. 311 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,814 I need full concentration. 312 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,336 Missile evaded. 313 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,795 Eyesight is for chumps. 314 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,007 Their desire to keep living shows me no respect. 315 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,718 Hey, Blotto, roll down the window and start shooting. 316 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,402 Ooh! He got me! 317 00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:29,112 What a shot that guy is. 318 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:31,531 Wait, why do the raised letters 319 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:35,869 that normally say "turn master steering wheel company" say "Nibbler"? 320 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,287 Oh, no! 321 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,253 I'm back at the wheel, Fry. Everything's under control. 322 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,879 Great, great. 323 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,715 The one time I forgot to buy flight insurance. 324 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,557 They're coming straight toward our proximity! 325 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,600 Maybe you should give them the clamps, Clamps. 326 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,851 Gee, you think? 327 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,145 You think that maybe I should use these clamps 328 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,732 that I use every day at every opportunity? 329 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,985 You're a freakin' genius, you idiot! 330 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,080 The engine's stalled. 331 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,707 I'm trying the manual fuel pump. 332 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,002 Ahhh! 333 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,504 Hello, we're the robot mafia. 334 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,673 The entire robot mafia. 335 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,425 We're here to steal your cigars. 336 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,010 You'll never get away with this. 337 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,344 Unless you let us live. 338 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,888 Then you'll get off scot-free. 339 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:40,100 Joey, Clamps, hurry up and blindfold them before they see us some more. 340 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,563 Hey, boss, looks like somebody beat us to it. Huh? 341 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,524 I'll assume that's a joke at my expense. 342 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,235 Well, who's laughing now? 343 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,987 Hiya! 344 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,156 Hey, where's Blotto? 345 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,617 He should be here learning the trade. 346 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,080 Sorry I'm tardy, old bean. 347 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,083 I was just enjoying a rather tasty watercress sandwich. 348 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,794 Hey, he's more classy than I realized. 349 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,921 Tie up the prisoners. 350 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,714 Capital idea, old sport. 351 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,269 I say, get the hell off me. 352 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,063 That guy sounds familiar. 353 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,445 My word, what have we... 354 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,534 Nothing to see here, old girl. 355 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,080 Hey, boss, this here crew list lists a robot on this crew here. 356 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,542 All right, I want you to find him and plug him. 357 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,335 Then unplug him. 358 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,419 No! 359 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,256 I got a little surprise in store for that guy, 360 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,924 the clamps! 361 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,467 Huh? 362 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,012 Wait! Old spice. 363 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,932 Let me have a go at this mechanized chap. 364 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,934 I can be quite the rough customer. 365 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,896 Oh, no, poor Bender. 366 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,983 I don't feel good. 367 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,986 Chew on this! 368 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,154 What-ho! 369 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:20,284 Take that, you twit! No, stop it! 370 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,170 That's the last of them. 371 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,590 All right, now, let's mafia things up a bit. 372 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,216 Joey, burn down the ship. 373 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,885 Clamps, burn down the crew. 374 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,680 Uh, uh... Donnie, baby, give me a chance here, huh? 375 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,181 Youse guys skedaddle. 376 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,142 Let me take care of the doity woik. 377 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:48,812 Hey, I like your attitude and your latest accent. 378 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,441 Keep it up and I might just get you your own pair of clamps, huh? 379 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,319 The clamps... 380 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,195 Clamps. 381 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,781 - Clamps, clamps, clamps. - Phew! 382 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,288 Leela, we may not have much time left, 383 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,333 so let's spend all of it reminiscing about Bender. 384 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,461 He was like a big computer that ran on magic. 385 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,798 Help! Help! 386 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,425 - Bender! - You're okay! 387 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,593 Yes, I am, 388 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,221 having just this minute regained consciousness. 389 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,306 I've got an idea. Hold still. 390 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:26,934 It's about to break. 391 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,727 Yes! Yes! 392 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,147 - All right! - Yeah, it broke, all right! 393 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,985 I'm telling you, Leela was cool, she was in command 394 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,570 and when she kicked people, it hurt. 395 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,863 It really hurt. 396 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,782 Well, this is the big moment. 397 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,034 It's finally time to take my eye patch off. 398 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,994 I'll handle the snipping. 399 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,872 After all, I do have the proper equipment. 400 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,963 I think it's Blotto. 401 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,507 That gangster I saw when my patch fell off. 402 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,467 Um... 403 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,721 Professor? 404 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,140 Where were you at 10:00 p.m. last night? 405 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,684 Where am I now? 406 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,232 So they sent a helpless child to kill me. 407 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,568 Well, I'm not going out without a fight. 408 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,281 Fine kick, sir, but I'm actually here 409 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,366 to deliver your cut from the cigar heist. 410 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,910 Oh, sweet legal tender. 411 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:31,957 Ah. 412 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,669 Kid, tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime. 413 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,088 From now on, I'll stick to the regular kind. 414 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,716 It's funny, Bender. 415 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,553 With you sick and Leela blind, only I know what really went on up there. 416 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,805 Maybe someday I'll tell you the whole story. 417 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,517 And maybe someday, I won't listen.