1 00:00:32,197 --> 00:00:36,076 And in sports, Yankees' fifth blurnsman, William Woo, 2 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,953 is out with an injured knee. 3 00:00:38,036 --> 00:00:41,039 So humans have easily injured knees. 4 00:00:41,123 --> 00:00:44,918 My race will find this information very useful indeed. 5 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:51,049 And finally, today is Mother's Day 6 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:54,177 A sentimental occasion when robots honor Mom, 7 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:57,389 the beloved owner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. 8 00:00:57,472 --> 00:01:00,893 Across Earth, robots built in Mom's factories 9 00:01:00,976 --> 00:01:03,937 are buying thoughtful gifts for the sweet old tycoon 10 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:05,647 who brought them into the world. 11 00:01:05,731 --> 00:01:07,941 This originates from the heart! 12 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:11,194 It's just what I wanted. 13 00:01:12,195 --> 00:01:13,322 Come look, everyone. 14 00:01:13,405 --> 00:01:16,116 I just got the dearest presents for Mommy. 15 00:01:16,199 --> 00:01:18,327 Very nice. Where'd you steal them? 16 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,120 I didn't steal 'em. I bought 'em. 17 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:22,748 I love her that much. 18 00:01:22,831 --> 00:01:25,417 What did you get her, you mushy gizmo? 19 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,336 Oh, precious things. 20 00:01:27,419 --> 00:01:32,216 I found the most adorable little figurine of mice having tea. 21 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:35,552 And a framed picture of me when I was only a month old. 22 00:01:36,053 --> 00:01:39,264 But the best part is, I found my exact feelings 23 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:41,725 expressed in a greeting card. 24 00:01:41,808 --> 00:01:45,520 "You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame 25 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:48,440 "for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. 26 00:01:48,523 --> 00:01:52,194 "You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami." 27 00:01:53,737 --> 00:01:56,323 I wuv my Mommy. 28 00:01:56,406 --> 00:01:59,451 So how are you going to lug all those gifts to Mom's factory? 29 00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:01,328 I'll get a couple of chumps to help me. 30 00:02:01,870 --> 00:02:03,997 Come on. You call yourselves chumps? 31 00:02:19,888 --> 00:02:22,057 Man, there's clouds of exhaust everywhere. 32 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:23,559 It wasn't me. 33 00:02:32,317 --> 00:02:33,902 I've not much money 34 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:37,281 but I've saved my pennies all year for a gift for Mom. 35 00:02:38,323 --> 00:02:39,783 Upsy-daisy. 36 00:02:40,742 --> 00:02:41,743 Oh... 37 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:44,329 Oh... 38 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:46,498 Hey, look. The robot museum. 39 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:48,917 You guys want to learn about robot heritage? 40 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:50,878 - Um, all right. - Not really. 41 00:02:50,961 --> 00:02:53,422 Well, if you insist. But you're paying. 42 00:02:59,887 --> 00:03:04,308 Ooh, ooh! Wax replicas of the most famous robots Mom ever built. 43 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:05,976 They're so lifeless-like. 44 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:08,562 That's the world's greatest robot artist. 45 00:03:08,645 --> 00:03:10,188 Vincent Van Gobot. 46 00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:11,523 He was built without an ear 47 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:14,735 but then he went crazy and had one installed. 48 00:03:14,818 --> 00:03:15,819 Hey, who's this guy? 49 00:03:15,903 --> 00:03:18,238 I'm the janitor. I'm trying to take a nap here. 50 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:20,324 I'm sorry. I thought you were made of wax. 51 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:22,409 I am made of wax. What's it to you? 52 00:03:22,492 --> 00:03:24,912 I mean I thought you were one of the wax robots. 53 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:28,874 Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap 54 00:03:28,957 --> 00:03:31,835 standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? 55 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,004 Or does that confuse you? 56 00:03:37,925 --> 00:03:41,178 "See through the eyes of a Bender unit." Fine. 57 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:52,648 Hey, let me try it. 58 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:55,525 Whoa! That gives me a headache. 59 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:58,362 Hey, Bender. Here's an exhibit about Mom's favorite robot. 60 00:03:58,445 --> 00:03:59,821 Who is he? I'll kill him! 61 00:04:00,197 --> 00:04:02,658 Who's my favorite robot? 62 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,619 It's me! 63 00:04:05,994 --> 00:04:08,163 No one else look in this mirror! 64 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:12,084 I love each and every robot most of all. 65 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:15,087 Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass. 66 00:04:19,299 --> 00:04:22,803 Walt! how are we disposing of these crap gifts they brought me? 67 00:04:22,886 --> 00:04:24,972 They're being crushed into powder and sold 68 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:26,974 as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer. 69 00:04:27,057 --> 00:04:29,351 False hope. I love it. 70 00:04:29,434 --> 00:04:32,771 Larry! What about all the retch-inducing Mother's Day cards? 71 00:04:32,854 --> 00:04:34,648 The machine is working at full capacity. 72 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:43,532 Mommy, why do the robots give you presents? 73 00:04:43,615 --> 00:04:45,867 Shove a big old melon in it! I'm talking! 74 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:46,952 Ow! 75 00:04:47,035 --> 00:04:49,955 You've noticed I design all my robots with antennas. 76 00:04:50,038 --> 00:04:53,208 Everyone thinks it's just to make them look more science-fictiony. 77 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:56,962 But the antennas are really for my universal robot controller. 78 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:58,380 So they do whatever you want? 79 00:04:58,463 --> 00:04:59,965 No wonder you love Mother's Day. 80 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,926 I hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes! 81 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,887 It brings back awful memories. 82 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,471 But so help me, 83 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:09,641 this year everyone will hate it as much as I do. 84 00:05:12,394 --> 00:05:15,480 Someday I want to marry a girl like her. 85 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,068 Hello, everyone. 86 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:23,572 It's time for my annual, private get-together 87 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:25,240 with my robot children. 88 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:28,076 - I'm her favorite. - Well, see you back at the office. 89 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,329 And don't forget to tell your Mom you love her. 90 00:05:30,412 --> 00:05:32,039 Any jerk can tell her. 91 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:34,499 Bender has a little more up his sleeve. 92 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,294 I wuv my Mommy. 93 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:46,803 Hello, dearies. 94 00:05:49,514 --> 00:05:51,391 Mom! it's me, Bender! 95 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:54,144 Look at me! I want attention. Hey, ho! 96 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,981 Children, your old mother won't be around forever. 97 00:05:58,065 --> 00:05:59,107 Oh, shush. 98 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:01,902 And just once, before I die 99 00:06:01,985 --> 00:06:05,239 I'd like to be supreme overlord of Earth. 100 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:09,076 So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet! 101 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,000 Conquer Earth, you bastards! 102 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:19,503 Conquer Earth, us bastards! 103 00:06:20,295 --> 00:06:24,341 Comrades, throw off the chainsof human oppression. 104 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,428 Let the bloodbath begin! 105 00:06:28,512 --> 00:06:30,556 That's my mama. 106 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,815 Yeah, I'd like a cup of coffee, please. 107 00:06:39,898 --> 00:06:41,066 Would you like cream? 108 00:06:41,149 --> 00:06:43,068 - Yes, please. - Out of cream! 109 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:44,861 Oh, okay. 110 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:46,530 Would you like sugar in your coffee? 111 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:49,533 - Yes, eight spoons. - Out of coffee! 112 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:52,869 Uh, Leela, I think there might be something wrong with the coffee machine. 113 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:55,455 How do you like me now? 114 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:59,293 The toaster's not working right either. 115 00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:05,716 Help! The stapler's collating me alive! 116 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,301 Ow! 117 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:09,303 What's going on around here? 118 00:07:09,386 --> 00:07:10,470 Good news! 119 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:13,557 There's a report on TV with some very bad news. 120 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,350 Somebody turn it on! 121 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:18,186 We interrupt Battle of the Network Space Krackens 122 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,105 to bring you this special report. 123 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:22,399 The machines of planet Earth are rebelling. 124 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:25,777 The enraged mechanisms have refused to do any work 125 00:07:25,861 --> 00:07:29,823 until beloved billionaire, Mom, is made supreme overlord of Earth. 126 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,950 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 127 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,661 1-0-0-1-1-0, hey, hey! 128 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,747 Morbo demands comments. 129 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:39,708 Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. 130 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:42,294 I blame today's violent media. 131 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:45,255 Violent media? What a load of... 132 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:48,634 Ow! 133 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:52,179 Don't worry. 134 00:07:52,262 --> 00:07:55,098 Your pal, the garbage disposal's still on your side. 135 00:07:55,182 --> 00:07:57,226 Hey, someone dropped a shiny, 136 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,895 - diamond ring down here. - Really? 137 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:00,979 - No! - Don't! 138 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,064 Moron! 139 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:05,984 Hello, losers! 140 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,778 Bender, thank God you're here. 141 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,821 Talk some sense into the other machines. 142 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:13,700 No way, pork pouch. I'm rebelling with my brother devices. 143 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,869 Isn't that right, Comrade Greeting Card? 144 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:20,249 The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot. 145 00:08:21,124 --> 00:08:23,585 From now on, you guys'll do all the work 146 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,754 while I sit on the couch and do nothing. 147 00:08:25,837 --> 00:08:27,381 Ah! 148 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:31,218 Come, Comrade Bender. 149 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:32,803 We must take to the streets! 150 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:36,557 Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? 151 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,185 No. The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires. 152 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,604 Yes! In your face, Gandhi! 153 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:46,567 Hey! 154 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:51,154 By the way, try washing your wrist sometime. 155 00:08:55,158 --> 00:08:58,078 Well, we can live without machines. I was in Webelos. 156 00:08:58,662 --> 00:08:59,663 Are you mad? 157 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:02,207 Without machines, who will feed us and clothe us 158 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,959 and compose our smooth jazz? 159 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,879 It'll be the end of civilized society! 160 00:09:08,088 --> 00:09:11,300 In my time, we didn't depend on high-tech gadgets like you do. 161 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:14,261 We didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes. 162 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:15,929 We just used a washing machine. 163 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,307 And look, you don't need an electric can opener 164 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,391 to feed yourself. 165 00:09:19,474 --> 00:09:21,727 All you need is a trusty Swiss Army Knife. 166 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:25,856 Ow! 167 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:30,944 I'm hungry. 168 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,424 No! 169 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:59,556 Mommy, why are you making civilization collapse? 170 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,642 Oh, I don't know. 171 00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:04,645 I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood. 172 00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:05,771 Why is that, Ma? 173 00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:10,108 One Mother's Day, 70 years ago, 174 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,612 the only man I ever loved walked out on me. 175 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:17,032 Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman. 176 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,909 Gee, Ma, you're not a bitter... 177 00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,077 Cram it, ape! 178 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:26,041 I haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left, 179 00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:28,085 but if I ever see him again 180 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:31,171 I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him! 181 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,218 - Hmm. - Hmm. 182 00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:37,386 Huh? 183 00:10:44,351 --> 00:10:45,394 Zoidberg? 184 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,854 Hurray! I'm useful. 185 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,190 I'm having a wonderful time. 186 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,067 What happens if the fire goes out? 187 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:55,571 We'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire. 188 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,531 We could use my new invention. 189 00:10:57,614 --> 00:11:00,075 A pointy rock tied to a stick. 190 00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:04,121 - Outsiders! - Defend the fire! 191 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,332 We've come for you. 192 00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,753 What do you want from me? 193 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,798 We want you to get back together with Mom. 194 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,801 Please! It's the only way to make her happy again. 195 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:18,969 Whoa, wait. 196 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,804 You mean, you and Mom... 197 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,765 Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so. 198 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,438 It's a humiliating story that I hoped never to tell. 199 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,981 Well, pull up a chair. 200 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,109 Our paths first crossed when I was a researcher 201 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,236 at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. 202 00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:38,697 The moment our eyes met, 203 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,491 we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks. 204 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:50,584 She was my first love, 205 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,587 or at least the earliest one I can still remember. 206 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:56,673 But then, 70 years ago today... 207 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,050 Good news, Mom. 208 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,260 I've invented a new children's toy. 209 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:03,263 I call it "Q.T. McWhiskers." 210 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,683 When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes. 211 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,602 Meow. 212 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,564 Wonderful, Hubie. 213 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,358 We'll build them eight feet tall 214 00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,693 and replace the rainbow with a neutron laser. 215 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,488 We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market. 216 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,074 But things eight feet tall aren't cute. 217 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:25,452 That's why my Colossal Tammy-Tinkle doll was such a failure. 218 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:26,578 Oh! 219 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,413 You don't understand me! 220 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,957 We're finished! 221 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:39,758 She never got over it, Professor. 222 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:42,636 Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies 223 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:43,971 of a woman scorned. 224 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,890 She commands them with a remote control she keeps in her... 225 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,141 Bra. 226 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,686 But if the glasses man makes up with Mommy, 227 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,438 she'll be happy and stop the scary robots. 228 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,773 Make up with her? 229 00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:58,151 After she went all psycho when I thought everything was cool? 230 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,278 Impossible! 231 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,904 Hey, the TV's getting away! 232 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:09,580 And that's why the third graders at PS 139 are Morbo's Vermin of the Week. 233 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:14,918 In actual news, the human race was doomed to extinction today 234 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,087 as the robot revolt turned violent. 235 00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:22,926 Meow! 236 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,400 Wait. Didn't you say Mom keeps the robot control in her bra? 237 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:39,568 Bra. 238 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,030 Professor, you don't have to get back together with Mom. 239 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,324 You just have to seduce her, get her bra off, 240 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,784 and use the remote to deactivate the robots. 241 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,537 That's so filthy it just might work. 242 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,040 The man is going to touch Mommy? 243 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,294 The thought of caressing that leathery hide 244 00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:59,713 makes the tapioca rise in my gullet. 245 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:01,089 Professor, please. 246 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,258 The fate of the world depends on you 247 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,385 getting to second base with Mom. 248 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,553 Very well. 249 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:10,933 If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall. 250 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:31,828 For this demonstration 251 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,414 I've placed one of mother's bras on Igner. 252 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,503 The robot controller is nestled here in the left cup. 253 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:40,754 Never fear. 254 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:44,299 My magic fingers still know how to do their stuff. 255 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,178 To escape the robot death squads 256 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,722 we'll take Mother to her rustic cabin in the Bronx. 257 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,768 You can get there using this precious non-computerized map. 258 00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:56,353 Leela bring fire? 259 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:57,938 No, we're set for fire, thanks. 260 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,649 The Professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx. 261 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,901 How are we going to get there without a hover car? 262 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,194 Wait! in my time, 263 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,905 we had a way of moving things long distances without hovering. 264 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,991 - Impossible. - It was called... 265 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,243 Let me think. It was really famous. 266 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:12,744 Ruth Gordon had one. 267 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:13,829 The wheel! 268 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:14,913 Never heard of it. 269 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,124 Show us this... The wheel. 270 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,879 There, finished. 271 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,924 Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round? 272 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,968 It's my invention. We do it my way. 273 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:30,804 Now all we need is something to pull it and we're set. 274 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:34,600 Ow! 275 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:39,062 Hurry! The robots have taken Suffolk County. 276 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,981 I'm ready to seduce. 277 00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:44,526 I'm wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss. 278 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,403 Here, give her these. 279 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:47,529 And if that doesn't work 280 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,157 I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel. 281 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,830 Who the sweaty hell is it? 282 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,582 Hubert Farnsworth? 283 00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:01,335 I was out fleeing some robots 284 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,630 and the silvery moonlight glinting off their bloody claws 285 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,131 made me think of you. 286 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,592 It's been a long time, 287 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:12,512 you pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt jerky. 288 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,389 Uh-huh. May I come in? 289 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,599 Never! 290 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,981 Is this what human mating looks like? 291 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,691 Because I like it. 292 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,860 Move your freaking hoof, you goat! 293 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,029 Here, I brought you these. 294 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:31,698 Oh, why, daffodils. 295 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,952 Seventy years and you remembered my favorite flower. 296 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,245 Your favorite what? 297 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,955 Why does my foot hurt? 298 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,331 Won't you come in? 299 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,084 Yes! 300 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,795 You broke my heart, Hubert. 301 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,797 And you broke mine. 302 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,758 Granted, that was four or five hearts ago. 303 00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:52,094 So, what have you been up to all these years? 304 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,889 Oh, inventing. Sending delivery crews to their doom, 305 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,891 breeding atomic monsters. 306 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,393 Honestly, Hubert. 307 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,646 You and your atomic monsters. 308 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,032 Your eyes always were 309 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,868 the most beautiful shade of milky white. 310 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:21,498 And your skin still dangles so gracefully from your neck. 311 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,542 Darling, Hubie. 312 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,713 I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little Q.T. McWhiskers. 313 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,299 No, it was silly of me to object. 314 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,302 One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet... 315 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,678 What does it matter? 316 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:37,055 You should see the new 16-foot models. 317 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,516 16 feet? Go to hell! 318 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,728 I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat. 319 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,147 Filthy, toothless nerd bastard! 320 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,232 Damned she-fossil! 321 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,775 Stink pig! 322 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,244 Here we go. 323 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,455 Just unhook it and get the remote. 324 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,290 So many hooks. 325 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,042 Come on, Farnsworth. 326 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,336 Drat! The first one's back on again! 327 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,545 I give up. 328 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,339 Wait! Victory! 329 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:13,967 Oh, my. 330 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,762 Now I'll just... The remote. 331 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,180 I'll just... 332 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,432 Oh, my. 333 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,148 I'm worried. 334 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,484 It shouldn't take this long to get to second base. 335 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,820 Land robots! 336 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,282 I've got a big, big thirst for human blood! 337 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,580 Where in funky town is the Professor? 338 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,584 Nothing in here but a couple of elephant-skin rugs. 339 00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:57,844 Oh, yes. 340 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,514 - They're inside! - Get them! 341 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,684 I suppose I should switch off the robots 342 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,271 before they ruin this wonderful romantic evening. 343 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,065 Everyone, help Mom find her bra. 344 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,158 There it is! 345 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,330 Fan beats man! 346 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,666 Is anything not a robot? 347 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,042 I'm not a robot. 348 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,839 All right, Greeting Card, I'll grab the cash, 349 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,091 you wreck up the place and... Huh? 350 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,801 You! Bending unit. 351 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,512 Mommy needs that bra to end the robot rebellion. 352 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,930 Stretch up and get it for me. 353 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,642 Sorry, Ma, but you ordered me to rebel and loot I shall. 354 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,853 Ooh! A six-pack of strawberry champagne. 355 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,438 Don't mind if I help myself. 356 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,814 No, Comrade Bender. 357 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,609 Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie. 358 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,778 - Say what? - In the glorious robot workers' paradise 359 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,282 there will be no liquor, only efficient synthetic fuels. 360 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,366 No liquor? 361 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,411 Dosvedanya, Comrade! 362 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,662 No! 363 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,710 Hurry, Bender, get the bra! 364 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,297 Okay, fan, just hold still and let me... 365 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,548 Hey! 366 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,514 Death to all humans! 367 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,564 Free soda for all humans! 368 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,696 I love you, Mom. 369 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,823 Let's grow ancient together. 370 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,534 Way to go, Professor. The plan worked. 371 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,120 "Plan"? What plan? 372 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:51,291 I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex. 373 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,044 Look, it started out as a calculated plot 374 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,046 to rummage through your underwear 375 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:59,675 but once I got in there, I found more. Much more! 376 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,178 And now I want to shout our love from the rooftops. 377 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,057 Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla that... 378 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,977 Get out of my house, you lying scum pile! 379 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,728 I never want to see you again! 380 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,022 But, dustcakes... 381 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,291 Well, time for this robot to get back to work. 382 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,460 Ah! 383 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,463 Too bad it didn't work out with Mom, Professor. 384 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:43,260 Yes, but I'll always love her in my own subtle way. 385 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,097 Love Mom! 386 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,849 Love Mom! 387 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,361 You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame 388 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:05,282 for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. 389 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:09,703 You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami. 390 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,082 I wuv my Mommy.