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Good news, everyone.

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I've invented a device, which allows you
to operate equipment from great distances.

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I call it the Finglonger.

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Observe.

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And... Here we go...

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There.

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Pretty long, eh?

8
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Yeah, it's really long

9
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but what did you just turn on with it?

10
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Oh, that's just the What-If machine
I invented.

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You pose it a "what if" question

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and it generates a video
simulation of what would happen.

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- Does it really work?
- Of course it works.

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It's just not very long.

15
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Ooh, ooh! I want to axe it a question.

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As a robot living among humans

17
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I've never really felt accepted at parties
or nude beaches.

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So, I've always secretly wondered...

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What if I was 500 feet tall?

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Let's watch, shall we?

21
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My work here is done.

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I'm so lonely since I came to the future.

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Will you be my friend?

24
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Ow!

25
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Ohh!

26
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Who are you?

27
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I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal.

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You, too? Will you be my friend?

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Put her there, pal.

30
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I meant your wallet.

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Three, two, one, zero.

32
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Yeah, that calms the shakes.

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Hey!

34
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Okay, okay, come on now.

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Stop! The robot's not your enemy.

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He's just a poor, misunderstood...

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Well, there goes the neighborhood.

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There goes another neighborhood.

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We're jerked.

40
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Nothing can stop a monster that big.

41
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Nothing except an even
equally big monster.

42
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This is a chance to try out
my experimental enlarging ray,

43
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but we'll need a guinea pig.

44
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What's this?

45
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Two meals in one week?

46
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- Got you!
- Sucker!

47
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Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me.

48
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What?

49
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So, now Zoidberg is big, huh?

50
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That's more like it.

51
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Who's intimidating who now, big city?

52
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Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank.

53
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Deny my credit card application, will you?

54
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Ah, the famed Apollo Theater.

55
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Boo me off stage on open-mike night?

56
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I'll show you.

57
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Hey, I called this city.

58
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Quit touching my stuff.

59
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Tell it to the claw.

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Bite my colossal metal ass.

61
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Who wants lobster bisque?

62
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- Hey, Bender.
- Huh?

63
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Want to make Shrinky Dinks?

64
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Who put this in here?

65
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No!

66
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Are you people satisfied?

67
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This gentle visitor is dying

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and we'll never even know why he came.

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I'll... Tell you...

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with my final breath.

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I came here with a simple dream...

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A dream of killing all humans

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and this is how it must end?

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Who's the real
seven-billion-ton robot monster here?

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Not... I.

76
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Not... I.

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Good night, sweet prince.

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Interesting stuff.

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Stay tuned for more:

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Well, Leela,

81
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care to give the what-if machine a whirl?

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Maybe later.

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I mean, I don't know what to ask about.

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Come on, woman, just pick something.

85
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Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.

86
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Go, man, go.

87
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I can be really impulsive.
It just takes me awhile.

88
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All right, Professor, let's do it.

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Make that machine
show me what would happen

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if I was a little more impulsive.

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Just a little.

92
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Not too much.

93
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Hey, guys, look what I bought
on a wild impulse...

94
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New boots.

95
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They're like my old ones
but with a crazy green stripe. Whoo!

96
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Never know what I'm going to do next.

97
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Leela, could you come
in here for a moment?

98
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I have something important to tell you.

99
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I can't live forever and I need an heir...

100
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Someone to spend my vast riches

101
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and take care of my man-eating anteaters
when I'm gone.

102
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The others simply aren't
levelheaded enough.

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They're too impulsive... not like you.

104
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Not like old, predictable,
dull-as-dishwater Leela.

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Hello? New boots.

106
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That's why I've made you my sole heir.

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The day I die,

108
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you'll be a very wealthy woman.

109
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Oh, my, yes... Incredibly wealthy.

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The day I die...

111
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Because you're so un-impulsive.

112
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- Hi-ya!
- Oh!

113
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You've killed me!

114
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You've killed me!

115
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Oh, God, what have I done?

116
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I just told you.
You've killed me!

117
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Okay, just try to be nonchalant.

118
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All right, so you're nonchalant.

119
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Quit rubbing our noses in it.

120
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Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita!

121
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The professor's been eaten
by giant anteaters!

122
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What?

123
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If you ask me, it's mighty suspicious.

124
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I'm going to call the police...

125
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Right after I flush some things.

126
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Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers.

127
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It so happens I have

128
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mail-order degrees
in Murderology and Murderonomy.

129
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Zoidberg is afoot.

130
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Perhaps the professor's
files can clear things up.

131
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Let's see, citation for public nudity,

132
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conspiracy to commit public nudity.

133
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Ah-ha! A new will naming...

134
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you as his sole heir!

135
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That doesn't prove I killed him.

136
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It's a video will.
It shows you killing him.

137
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Hi-ya!

138
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All right, anteater number one,
who are you protecting?

139
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Is it anteater number two?

140
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Don't stick your tongue out at me.

141
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I need a name.

142
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What? How do you spell that?

143
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What are you hacking off?

144
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Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

145
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Hermes, quiet. I'm deducing things.

146
00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:46,416
What do you got? Disposal trouble?

147
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No! Everything's just...

148
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Sure is shocking about the professor.

149
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And now Hermes is mysteriously missing.

150
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Anyhow, it doesn't affect me, Bender.

151
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Hey, what's this?

152
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Hermes' dreadlocks? And his arm?

153
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Leela, I'm shocked.

154
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Food goes in the disposal.
Hair and flesh go in the trash.

155
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I'm sorry. I couldn't stop.

156
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,104
Well, wait.

157
00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,022
Don't you care that I murdered Hermes?

158
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Not even a little.

159
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,109
There's nothing wrong with murder

160
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just as long as you let
Bender wet his beak.

161
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:15,779
You're blackmailing me?

162
00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,865
Blackmail is such an ugly word.

163
00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:19,157
I prefer extortion.

164
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,201
The "X" makes it sound cool.

165
00:11:24,288 --> 00:11:25,581
Please, I'm made of metal.

166
00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:27,457
Like you're really going
to hurt me with...

167
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,459
Hey, what are you doing
with that microwave?

168
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Okay, that's it.

169
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No more killing.

170
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Next time you feel like killing,

171
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just have a stick of gum.

172
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Now to dispose of the body.

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Honk, honk.

174
00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:54,818
Wow. Sporty go-cart, Leela.
So hip and sexy.

175
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Not like you at all.

176
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Do you have any gum?

177
00:11:58,739 --> 00:11:59,823
No.

178
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Ah! The gang's all here.

179
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Who are you?

180
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Scruffy, the janitor.

181
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,175
I've never seen you before.

182
00:12:18,258 --> 00:12:20,177
I've never seen you before, neither.

183
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,428
Quiet, please.

184
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:26,558
I've called you all here to the parlor
to watch as I gradually solve the crime.

185
00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:29,937
One of the people in this room
is a big murderer.

186
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:37,277
You see, the killer left one fatal clue...

187
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This boot print on
the professor's lab coat.

188
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Couldn't be me.

189
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,741
I never wear boots.

190
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See?

191
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,621
Ew! What smells like boot feet?

192
00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:50,165
This is preposterous.

193
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:51,833
Obviously, the murderer is...

194
00:12:56,713 --> 00:12:58,465
My next clue came at 4:15

195
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when the clock stopped

196
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and another came two hours later, at 4:15

197
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when I discovered the murdered body
of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.

198
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:11,770
Scruffy knows who killed them people.

199
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:14,106
In Scruffy's opinion, it were...

200
00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:19,653
So... It's just as I suspected all along.

201
00:13:19,736 --> 00:13:21,738
The crime is unsolvable.

202
00:13:30,122 --> 00:13:31,498
Huh?

203
00:13:31,582 --> 00:13:34,877
A letter from Bender, my good friend.

204
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,670
"Dear Dr. Jerkberg,

205
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:39,506
"if you're reading this, I'm already dead.

206
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:43,010
"The person who killed me was... was..."

207
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,471
My God. It can't be.

208
00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:47,931
The murderer. It was...

209
00:13:48,891 --> 00:13:50,475
I'm bored.

210
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:51,810
You're boring, Zoidberg.

211
00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:53,228
I'm going to go watch TV.

212
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,939
Could you get the lights on your way out?

213
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,903
- Whatcha eating?
- Lobster.

214
00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,362
- You want some?
- Sure.

215
00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:06,325
You know, I think I finally figured out
what's behind all these mysterious deaths.

216
00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:07,534
Really?

217
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:10,662
Was Planet Express built
on an Indian graveyard?

218
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:11,955
- No.
- No?

219
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:15,167
- No.
- Then... Then...

220
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,668
It was you.

221
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:18,128
I don't know what came over me.

222
00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:20,422
I killed one person on impulse.

223
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,591
Then I had to kill another and another.

224
00:14:22,674 --> 00:14:24,635
Well, that covers
the first three killings.

225
00:14:24,718 --> 00:14:27,721
And now, to make sure you won't talk...

226
00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:32,726
I'm going to have to do
something really impulsive.

227
00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:37,272
So, Fry...

228
00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:39,983
What do you think of the impulsive new me?

229
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,318
I like it.

230
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:45,697
Good, now let me just get the lights.

231
00:14:49,326 --> 00:14:50,953
I really like it.

232
00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,876
Who else has a question
for the What-If machine?

233
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,211
Scruffy? Fry?

234
00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:00,712
I have a question.

235
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,548
What if Bender was really giant?

236
00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:04,299
You idiot, we already saw that.

237
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:06,843
I know, I liked it.
I want to see it again.

238
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,596
We're not seeing it again.
Ask something less stupid.

239
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,014
All right, how about this?

240
00:15:11,098 --> 00:15:13,141
What if I never fell
into that freezer doodle

241
00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:14,601
and came to the future jiggy?

242
00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:16,270
That question is less stupid,

243
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:19,147
though you asked it in
a profoundly stupid way.

244
00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:23,235
What would happen if Fry
never came to the future?

245
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:34,913
Hello!

246
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:37,082
Pizza delivery for...

247
00:15:37,165 --> 00:15:38,750
I.C. Wiener?

248
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,085
Oh, crud.

249
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:46,383
Here's to another lousy millennium.

250
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:55,893
Ow!

251
00:15:57,144 --> 00:15:59,938
I should have left you
floating in the toilet. Oh!

252
00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:05,944
What is it?

253
00:16:06,028 --> 00:16:09,531
It appears that the very fabric
of space-time has ripped.

254
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:11,408
Hey, look, an ugly, scared guy. Boo!

255
00:16:17,623 --> 00:16:18,832
Who are you monsters?

256
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,334
Is one of you I.C. Wiener?

257
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:23,295
If that's his pizza,
than I'm Icy whatever.

258
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:33,180
You believe me about the monsters,
right, Mr. Panucci?

259
00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:35,349
There's only three real monsters, kid...

260
00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:37,935
Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.

261
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:42,064
Now, quit picking your nose
and knead that dough.

262
00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:47,528
Hey, the usual, Professor Hawking?

263
00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:50,072
No, today I'd like something good.

264
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:53,575
Hawking, you're all right.
I'll make you the usual.

265
00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:54,868
Hey, Stephen Hawking.

266
00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:57,579
Aren't you that physicist
that invented gravity?

267
00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,039
Sure, why not?

268
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,582
Let me ask you something.

269
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,335
Has anyone ever discovered
a hole in nothing with monsters in it?

270
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:05,754
'Cause if I'm the first,

271
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I want them to call it a Fry hole.

272
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:10,551
There is nothing to be concerned about.

273
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:13,220
I must go. There is much to do.

274
00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:18,058
Hey, Hawking, your pizza's ready.

275
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:20,310
Toss it in the garbage.

276
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,900
There he is. Seize him.

277
00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,026
Who said that?

278
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:29,778
Hey! Hey! Ow!

279
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:36,159
Who are you people?

280
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,703
I'm Al Gore, and these

281
00:17:37,786 --> 00:17:40,038
are my vice-presidential action rangers,

282
00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,082
a group of top nerds whose sole duty

283
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is to prevent disruptions
in the space-time continuum.

284
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:48,839
I thought your sole duty was to cast
the tie-breaking vote in the senate.

285
00:17:48,922 --> 00:17:51,717
That, and protect
the space-time continuum.

286
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,093
Read the constitution.

287
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:55,929
Hmm. So I guess
you'll want to see my Fry hole.

288
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:59,016
Very much so, but first,
meet the action rangers.

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00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:01,143
You already know Stephen Hawking.

290
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:03,020
Also with us are Nichelle Nichols,

291
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,605
A.K.A. Commander Uhura.

292
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:08,233
Incoming transmission
from MCI One-Rate department.

293
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,235
It sounds like a limited-time offer.

294
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:11,904
Tell them I'm in the tub.

295
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,615
To my left, you'll recognize Gary Gygax,

296
00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,241
inventor of Dungeons & Dragons.

297
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:20,162
Greetings. It's a... pleasure to meet you.

298
00:18:20,245 --> 00:18:22,456
And our summer intern, Deep Blue.

299
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:25,542
The world's foremost
chess-playing computer.

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00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,960
Bishop to knight four.

301
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:30,130
Not all missions can
be solved with chess, Deep Blue.

302
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:31,924
Someday you'll understand that.

303
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,300
Where am I, anyway?

304
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:37,137
You're traveling in a specially equipped
terrestrial transport module.

305
00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,222
A school bus.

306
00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:41,600
So what do you nerds want?

307
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:44,478
It's about that rip
in space-time that you saw.

308
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,522
I call it a Hawking hole.

309
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:48,482
No fair. I saw it first.

310
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:52,110
Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics
going to believe?

311
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:55,364
Mr. Fry, the time disruption
indicates that some event

312
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:59,493
was supposed to happen,
but didn't due to a quantum fluctuation.

313
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:02,371
That's why we had to beat you
with tennis rackets.

314
00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:05,082
If we don't go back there
and make the event happen

315
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:08,168
the entire universe will be destroyed

316
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:12,005
and as an environmentalist,
I'm against that.

317
00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:19,096
So then my chair tilted back

318
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:21,265
and I almost fell
into this freezer thingy.

319
00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:23,392
I call it a Hawking chamber.

320
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:25,352
But instead of falling in
and getting frozen,

321
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:26,728
I missed and wanged my head.

322
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,772
Well, it's obvious
what should have happened.

323
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,816
That wang to the head
should have killed you.

324
00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:31,942
What?

325
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,652
Let's finish the job.

326
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:36,029
No, wait! There must be a peaceful...

327
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,074
- Hold him down.
- Check.

328
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,036
Ow!

329
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:52,129
Something's wrong. Murder isn't working
and that's all we're good at.

330
00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:55,591
Let's try something else.
Maybe we should...

331
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:58,343
Put the dice away before I take them away.

332
00:19:58,427 --> 00:20:00,304
Wait, I'm getting an idea.

333
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,723
What if Fry was supposed to get frozen?

334
00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:03,849
Yes.

335
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,643
Shove him in the tube.
It was my idea.

336
00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:11,690
Hey, there he is again
and he brought nerds.

337
00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:14,026
Take this!

338
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,319
Get in the tube, dummy.

339
00:20:15,402 --> 00:20:18,530
We only have a few seconds
before the universe is destroyed.

340
00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,576
All right, but I need a weapon

341
00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:24,870
to fight off drunken robots
when I wake up.

342
00:20:24,953 --> 00:20:27,331
Here, take my plus-one mace.

343
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,876
Okay, here I go.

344
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:36,256
You fool! You foolish fool!

345
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,717
Eh. What's the worst thing
that can happen?

346
00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:57,361
Great.

347
00:20:57,444 --> 00:20:59,863
The entire universe was destroyed.

348
00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:02,282
Destroyed? Then where are we now?

349
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:07,120
I don't know, but I can darn well tell you
where we're not... the universe.

350
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,581
Eternity with nerds.

351
00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:13,168
It's the Pasadena Star Trek
convention all over again.

352
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:16,880
Anyone want to play Dungeons & Dragons
for the next quadrillion years?

353
00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:18,090
- Yes, please.
- Sure.

354
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,299
Pawn to rook eight.

355
00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:20,968
I'm a tenth-level vice president.

356
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:24,930
That story was preposterous.

357
00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:27,057
Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria.

358
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,018
This thing isn't worth
the gold it's made of.

359
00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:34,982
Anyway, "The Thing Longer"
seems to be a rousing success.

360
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,358
Good work.

361
00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:38,026
Right on, Professor.

362
00:21:40,445 --> 00:21:45,033
So that's what things would be like
if I'd invented the Finlonger.

363
00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,412
A man can dream, though.

364
00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:51,915
A man can dream.