1 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,792 Notify his survivors. 2 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,171 ♪ B-E-N-D-E-R ♪ 3 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,257 ♪ Bender! ♪ 4 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,800 ♪ B-E-N-D-E-R ♪ 5 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,468 ♪ Bender! ♪ 6 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,136 ♪ Saying B... ♪ 7 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,305 ♪ E-N... ♪ 8 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,558 ♪ Der! ♪ 9 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,353 Mail call! 10 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,481 Amy, here's your designer lingerie catalog. 11 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,234 Fry, Sadie's Bra Parade. 12 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,444 And, Leela, Bulk Underpants Outlet. 13 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:10,988 You buy one pound of underwear 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,698 and you're on their list forever. 15 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:16,743 And for Bender, uh-oh, a black-bordered envelope. 16 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,288 Oh, no. Someone you know must've died. 17 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,915 I hope it was one of my enemies. 18 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,126 Those guys suck. 19 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,921 Oh, no! My Uncle Vladimir. 20 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,423 Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. 21 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,591 When's the funeral? 22 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,759 Tomorrow, at the family castle. 23 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,887 Followed by the reading of his will. 24 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,763 Well, I'm rich. 25 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,433 Goodbye, losers, whom I've always hated. 26 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,102 Come on. It'll be fun. 27 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,493 Uh, pardon me, my good simpleton. 28 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:01,205 Could you take us to yon castle? 29 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,832 Castle? 30 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,712 Some say unholy things happen up there. 31 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,381 For example, all of us say that. 32 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,801 Pfft! Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. 33 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:18,847 Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not. 34 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,641 With all your modern science 35 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,476 are you any closer to understanding 36 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,771 the mystery of how a robot walks or talks? 37 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,272 Yes, you idiot. 38 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,649 The circuit diagram is 39 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,318 right here on the inside of your case. 40 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,614 I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe. 41 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,790 I will go this far and no further. 42 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,922 And so we commend Vladimir's remains to the earth. 43 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:56,218 Filings to filings, rust to rust. 44 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:18,031 To my loyal butler "you there," for his decades of service, 45 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,533 I leave a pittance 46 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,327 to be paid in 20 equal installments 47 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,746 of 1/20th of a pittance each. 48 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,251 To my lazy, spoiled son Tandy, 49 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,795 who never learned the value of a dollar, 50 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,923 I leave my entire $10 million fortune. 51 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,216 Is that a lot? 52 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,635 And to my loving nephew Bender, 53 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,096 assuming he's not responsible for my death, 54 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,973 I leave my castle. 55 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,975 Yes! Let's stay there tonight. 56 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,978 On condition that he spend one night within its walls. 57 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,190 Oh, man, there's always a catch! 58 00:03:56,111 --> 00:04:01,074 I get a good vibe from this place. 59 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,743 Nice, long, dinner table. 60 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,870 Quiet, well-behaved spiders. 61 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,622 Graveyard adjacent. 62 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,707 Yep, it's going to be... 63 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,875 What is it? 64 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,503 That painting. The eyes are watching me. 65 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,879 Hmm. 66 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:18,258 It has motor eye sensors attached to motion detectors. 67 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,760 So does my butt, 68 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,137 but I don't frame it and put it on the wall. 69 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,472 Although... 70 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:28,435 What's that? 71 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,437 I don't know, but it's infectious. 72 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,072 No doubt about it, this place is haunted. 73 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,490 Don't be silly, mon. 74 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,409 The last ghost died over 200 years ago. 75 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:48,622 The last human ghost, but robot ghosts... 76 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,257 What does it mean? 77 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,175 It's just gibberish. 78 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,855 Uncle Vladimir! 79 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,314 Come, Bender. 80 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,775 You'll like being dead. 81 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,069 That's what they said about being alive. 82 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,698 - Join us. - Join us. 83 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,908 Join us, Bender. 84 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,536 Oh, my God! 85 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,674 Just as I suspected. 86 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,511 These robots were buried in improperly shielded coffins. 87 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,055 Their programming leaked into the castle's wiring 88 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,974 through this old abandoned modem 89 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,227 allowing them to project themselves as holograms. 90 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:54,646 Of course! It was so obvious. 91 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:57,983 Yes, that sequence of words I said made perfect sense. 92 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,361 We really should tell Bender there's nothing to be afraid of. 93 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,662 Huh? 94 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,465 No! 95 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:30,599 Honk! Honk! 96 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,605 Bender, wake up. 97 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,984 He's okay. Quick, does anyone have any liquor? 98 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,738 Bender, what happened? 99 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,115 Somebody tried to run me over. 100 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,992 And not with a normal hover car. 101 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,912 It crept along the ground on round rubber feet. 102 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,080 Like a wolf. 103 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,415 Poor Bender, you're seeing things. 104 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,292 You're drinking too much, or too little. 105 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,044 I forget how it works with you. 106 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,672 Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount. 107 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,173 Maybe he has. 108 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,592 Look at these tracks. 109 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:07,928 I think Bender may be telling the truth. 110 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,109 Bender, you look awful. 111 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,069 I prescribe makeup. 112 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:28,198 Here. It just so happens I have my Mary Kay sample case. 113 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,825 I just need sleep. 114 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,704 I had nightmares all night about cars running people over. 115 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,415 Many people dream of a fresh new look. 116 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,501 And Mary Kay can make those dreams come true. 117 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,713 Look at this! They found those same rubbery tracks 118 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,423 right here in New New York. 119 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,925 There was a hit-and-run by the robot porno theater. 120 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,844 Robot porno theater? 121 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,055 I was in that general area last night. 122 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,141 Whoever ran me down out on the moors 123 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,310 must've followed me back here. 124 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,062 Bender, mon, no one's trying to run you over. 125 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,190 Stop being a big hallucinating baby. 126 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,693 Yeah? Well, could a big hallucinating baby do this? 127 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,740 I'm scared. 128 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:33,680 I don't know which I like more, smashing cars or smashing faces. 129 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,225 Well, lucky you don't got to decide tonight. 130 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,143 Now, come on, we got church tomorrow. 131 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,072 Did you hear something? 132 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,617 Nah, it was probably just a golden marmoset. 133 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:59,915 That don't sound like no golden marmoset I ever heard. 134 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,090 - Phew! - Made it. 135 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,551 So, anyway, what are you wearing tomorrow? 136 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,264 Honk! Honk, honk! 137 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,859 What the... 138 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,570 Transmission fluid? 139 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,779 Where have I been? 140 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:31,864 What happened? 141 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,908 Gets out of here, youse lousy bum. 142 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,244 Please, I'm scared. 143 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,580 We're all scared. It's the human condition. 144 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,249 Why do you thinks I put on this tough-guy façade? 145 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,542 Now, beat it! 146 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,253 I passed out around midnight, 147 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,130 which is much earlier than usual. 148 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:51,925 And when I woke up, I found these in my chest cabinet. 149 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,343 Oh, relax, buddy. 150 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,679 You were probably just shooting some big, fuzzy craps. 151 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,265 No! I think I may have hurt someone. 152 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,518 Oh, Lord, I'm on the verge of a nervous meltdown. 153 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:06,356 Geez, Bender, you're scaring me. You're going wacko. 154 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,650 You're right. I need professional help. 155 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,402 And damn the expense. 156 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,697 Damn the expense! 157 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,327 My friend, you have nothing to worry about 158 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,705 except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror. 159 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:25,876 - Phew! - For, you see, you are a were-car. 160 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,086 A were-car? 161 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,298 The car that ran you down on the moors was also a were-car. 162 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,760 It beamed the virus to you through its demonic headlights. 163 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:35,928 That's crazy. 164 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:39,306 Yes. So crazy that it must be true. 165 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,351 Each midnight, when your clock resets to zero, 166 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:46,313 your hardware reconfigures into a murderous four-wheeled car. 167 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,565 I can't keep running people over. 168 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,984 I'm not famous enough to get away with it. 169 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,361 Can't you help me? 170 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:56,198 Yes, but you must be willing to pay a terrible price. 171 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,658 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 172 00:10:58,534 --> 00:10:59,785 Follow me. 173 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,540 According to this ancient "read me" file, 174 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:08,502 your only hope is to destroy the original were-car. 175 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,171 - I'm with you. - In its death throes, 176 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:15,092 the dread car will beam out the virus's uninstall program. 177 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,261 Thus, ridding you of the curse. 178 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,555 And, otherwise, I can never die? 179 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,516 Who said that? Sure you can die. You want to die? 180 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,725 No! I want to live. 181 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,936 There's still too many things I don't own. 182 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,397 Then live on, forever cursed. 183 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,900 Each night, your attacks will become more gruesome. 184 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,902 Until one dark night, 185 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,155 you are doomed to kill your dearest friend. 186 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,242 I wouldn't want to be me right now. 187 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,495 Now, go! Go! 188 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,998 Uh, could one of you just... 189 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:50,544 Forget it. I'll just sleep here. 190 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,928 There! No rampaging for you tonight. 191 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:03,765 Wouldn't it make more sense to weld everyone except me to the wall? 192 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,184 Just relax, Bender. 193 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,020 Tomorrow, we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast 194 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,064 and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil. 195 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,858 It will be a rich, full day. 196 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,028 Well, good night. 197 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,906 I'm going to go make my dinners for the next month and freeze them. 198 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,037 Honk! Honk! 199 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,749 Honk! Honk! 200 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,088 Honk! Honk! 201 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,388 Bender, no! 202 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,889 Fry, stay back! 203 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,313 You jerk! 204 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,190 I thought I was your best friend. 205 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,776 What kind of two-timing kill mobile are you? 206 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,553 Huh? 207 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,104 I can't believe this. 208 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,106 Bender's supposed to murder his closest friend, 209 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,859 which I thought was me, but he went straight for you. 210 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,361 He didn't even try to second-degree murder me. 211 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,654 Could you give me some help? 212 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,448 I think Bender crushed my foot. 213 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,033 Stop rubbing it in. 214 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,547 Oh, God. Fry, I'm so glad to see you. 215 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,798 I didn't hurt you, did I? 216 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,300 Not physically. 217 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,844 But why don't you ask your new best friend, Leela? 218 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,471 I tried to run you over? 219 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,473 It was very sweet of you, Bender. 220 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,558 Fry, it doesn't mean anything. 221 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,477 I have love enough for two. 222 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,188 Words, nothing but sweet, sweet words 223 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,107 that turn into bitter, orange wax in my ears. 224 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,485 Enough with the feelings, you two. 225 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,404 If we're going to cure Bender, we've got to go back to the castle 226 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,823 and hunt down the original were-car. 227 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,541 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 228 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,125 - Cursed, got it. - Whatever. 229 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,508 The tracks lead here. 230 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,676 Thanks, eagle eye. 231 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,428 Now it's daylight, so he should be in robot form. 232 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,763 But be careful. 233 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,140 Many robots are stupid and violent. 234 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,935 I wish I was stupid and violent. 235 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,562 Then we'd see what's what. 236 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,897 I'd pound him till I... 237 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,276 Get ye to your houses, ye ignorant villagers. 238 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,902 Hey! 239 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,863 We are not ignorant villagers. 240 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,198 We're sophisticated New New Yorkers. 241 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,908 Whup his butt! 242 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,495 Stop! What are ye doing? 243 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,873 We're whaling on the original were-car. 244 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,374 Which is you, you jerk. 245 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,501 Ye think me be he? 246 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,669 Sì! 247 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,629 Nee. I mean, no. 248 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,841 I was given the curse many a year ago 249 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,136 while on a bird-watching trip to the Arctic. 250 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,889 I was attacked by a vicious motorized sled. 251 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:16,977 The natives called it the Abominable Snowmobile. 252 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,397 Yes, it's true. 253 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,442 I ran over that bird-watching jerk, and a hundred others. 254 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,236 Even my best friend from aromatherapy school. 255 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,114 I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me. 256 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,869 Alas, I'm afraid I'm not the original were-car. 257 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:34,995 I received the curse 258 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,081 while taking a learning annex class from a famous robot actor. 259 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,042 You know him as 260 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,085 Calculon! 261 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,047 Oh, fate most cruel! 262 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,717 Would that my boundless acting skills might avail me a sword 263 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,386 with which to slay this wretched curse. 264 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,763 Let's kick him some more! 265 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,181 No, wait, let me explain. 266 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:58,477 It all began one fateful night a thousand years ago. 267 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're 1,000 years old? 268 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,440 Your bio says you're 27. 269 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,818 Lies! I change my identity and upgrade my appearance 270 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,321 every few decades to avoid suspicion. 271 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,199 I was all of history's great acting robots. 272 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:16,662 Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny. 273 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,081 Look, are you the original were-car or not? 274 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,542 No, but you are nearing the end of your search. 275 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:25,128 For, you see, I was attacked by the original were-car. 276 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,964 Give us a name, Macbutt! 277 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,383 The year was 2019. 278 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,052 And I was just a lowly robot arm 279 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,805 working in an automotive research lab. 280 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,974 I was working on Project Satan, 281 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,101 a savage, intelligent military vehicle 282 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,980 built from the most evil parts of the most evil carsin all the world. 283 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,357 The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car. 284 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,360 The left turn signal from Charles Manson's VW. 285 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,528 The windshield wipers 286 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,822 from that car that played Knight Rider. 287 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,990 Knight Rider wasn't evil. 288 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,449 His windshield wipers were. 289 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,035 It didn't come up much in the show, though. Anyway... 290 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,663 Only after bringing Project Satan to life 291 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,374 did they discover they had made a horrible mistake. 292 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:08,130 For, you see, it was pure evil. 293 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,886 Honk! Honk! 294 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,138 So what happened to Project Satan? 295 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,683 It's either in Paris, or more likely, 296 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,352 still in the abandoned automotive lab. 297 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,445 You guys distract the were-car 298 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,530 and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe 299 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,032 with this silver potato. 300 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,078 Psst! There it is. 301 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,875 It looks so unhappy. 302 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,880 Excuse me, are you Project Satan? 303 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,176 Don't be afraid. 304 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,719 We know what you are. 305 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,054 You do? 306 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,516 Would you like us to put you out of your misery? 307 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:01,934 Misery, what misery? 308 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,353 I love killing people. 309 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:08,148 Squishing them till their organs squirt out like chunky mustard. 310 00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,192 Look, everyone loves killing people. 311 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,152 But I don't want to hurt my friends. 312 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,116 Oh, no! It's midnight! 313 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,035 Hey, this is starting to feel pretty good. 314 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,458 Fry, distract him! 315 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,544 Hey, Project Satan, over here! 316 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,088 I'm a blind pedestrian! 20 points! 317 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,928 Oh, no! 318 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,596 There's no exhaust pipe. 319 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,141 That's right, thanks to Ed Begley, Jr.'s electric motor. 320 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:48,939 The most evil propulsion system ever conceived! 321 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,655 Take whichever one you want. 322 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,743 Oh, boy, I feel like a car in a candy store. 323 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,921 Yes! He chose me. 324 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,798 He's trying to kill me. 325 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,509 Leela, I'm so happy. 326 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,640 Oh, Thanks, Bender. 327 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,727 Hey, too tight, too tight! 328 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,646 Ooh! Ow! 329 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,865 Whoa! 330 00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,802 No! No! No! 331 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,267 Uh-oh. 332 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,858 Bender, you're cured! 333 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,652 But what happened to Fry? 334 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,195 I must have killed him. 335 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,533 He was my best friend, and I killed him. 336 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:26,703 Oh, I never felt so empty inside. 337 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,497 Bender, I'm alive! 338 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,165 You didn't hurt me at all. 339 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,918 But I know you wanted to, and that's what matters. 340 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,423 Here's to you. 341 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,552 Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard! 342 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:42,761 I'll kill you! 343 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,638 I'll kill you, too, buddy. 344 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,431 I'll kill you, too. 345 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,601 Hey!