1 00:00:37,222 --> 00:00:40,684 Giant space robot, this is Captain Fry 2 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:43,020 of the U.S.S. Planet Express ship. 3 00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:44,396 We come in peace. 4 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:45,647 Tough luck! 5 00:00:57,409 --> 00:00:59,286 Well, we destroyed the toy spaceship. 6 00:00:59,369 --> 00:01:01,371 - Now what are we going to do? - Hey, look! 7 00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:03,290 The keys to the real spaceship. 8 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:04,583 Do you think we should? 9 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:06,919 Yes, I do. 10 00:01:11,715 --> 00:01:14,635 Leela, have you seen the keys to the spaceship? 11 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,637 I must have left them on board. 12 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,931 Well... I mean, what! 13 00:01:19,056 --> 00:01:21,266 Relax, the ship's not going anywhere. 14 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,726 I anchored it with 15 00:01:22,809 --> 00:01:24,645 the unbreakable diamond tether. 16 00:01:26,563 --> 00:01:27,773 Oh, no. 17 00:01:27,856 --> 00:01:29,399 This isn't good for Zoidberg. 18 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,949 Yeah! 19 00:02:04,476 --> 00:02:07,187 Hey, Fry, I'm steering with my ass. 20 00:02:07,271 --> 00:02:09,189 That's the best thing I ever saw. 21 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:31,211 That was great! 22 00:02:31,295 --> 00:02:33,547 And no one suspects a thing. 23 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,631 Whoa! 24 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:44,391 And that's how we learned our lesson. 25 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:46,727 You've gone too far this time. 26 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:47,978 All three of you. 27 00:02:48,061 --> 00:02:49,062 What did I do? 28 00:02:49,146 --> 00:02:51,023 You left the keys in the ignition. 29 00:02:51,106 --> 00:02:52,774 I mean, look at those two. 30 00:02:52,858 --> 00:02:54,860 Wasn't it obvious what would happen? 31 00:02:54,943 --> 00:02:55,986 Yeah, Leela. 32 00:02:56,069 --> 00:02:58,488 We're all very disappointed in you. 33 00:02:58,572 --> 00:03:00,866 I should fire you three right now. 34 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:03,243 But I'm just not that cold-hearted. 35 00:03:04,995 --> 00:03:06,246 You're all fired. 36 00:03:08,749 --> 00:03:11,460 Goodbye, friends. I'll miss you. 37 00:03:12,794 --> 00:03:14,087 Good riddance to them. 38 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:16,340 Now Zoidberg is the popular one. 39 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:19,635 Yes, yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg. 40 00:03:19,718 --> 00:03:20,886 Hey, Dr. Zoidberg... 41 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:23,347 So, Zoidberg... What's new? 42 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:25,349 Oh, you know... 43 00:03:26,183 --> 00:03:28,101 What are we supposed to do for money? 44 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,896 All I've got is my frequent Taffy eater's card... 45 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:32,105 My first mustache... 46 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:33,982 This picture of my old girlfriend Michelle 47 00:03:34,066 --> 00:03:36,652 and that ski instructor she was just friends with. 48 00:03:36,735 --> 00:03:38,445 Pardon me, brother. 49 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:41,323 Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund? 50 00:03:41,615 --> 00:03:43,325 - Ow! - We don't need to beg, Bender. 51 00:03:43,408 --> 00:03:45,244 For God's sake, we're not veterans. 52 00:03:45,327 --> 00:03:46,703 Well, what do you suggest? 53 00:03:46,787 --> 00:03:50,123 A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? 54 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:51,959 That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. 55 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:53,877 No, we can get jobs. 56 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:55,671 But we just had jobs. 57 00:03:55,754 --> 00:03:58,340 Fortunately, I still have our old career chips. 58 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:00,467 - Our what? - Career chips. 59 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:03,637 You remember, they assign you the job you're best at. 60 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:06,974 I tried to give you one and you ran away? 61 00:04:07,891 --> 00:04:09,101 It's how we met? 62 00:04:09,184 --> 00:04:10,435 And then what happened? 63 00:04:10,519 --> 00:04:12,104 Just give me your hand. 64 00:04:12,729 --> 00:04:13,855 Ow! 65 00:04:14,106 --> 00:04:15,190 Baby. 66 00:04:15,357 --> 00:04:16,358 Ow! 67 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:20,487 I'd like to reapply for my old job. 68 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:23,490 Counseling defrostees and assigning them careers. 69 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:25,951 Oh, I was hoping you would come back. 70 00:04:26,034 --> 00:04:30,122 I even saved your poster of a chimp expressing your distaste for Mondays. 71 00:04:30,205 --> 00:04:32,499 Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir. 72 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,044 Just put your hand under the scanner so I can verify your career chip. 73 00:04:37,462 --> 00:04:39,423 Calcutta, we have a problem. 74 00:04:39,506 --> 00:04:40,674 Delivery boy? 75 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:42,134 I must have mixed up the chips. 76 00:04:42,217 --> 00:04:43,218 It's a simple... 77 00:04:43,302 --> 00:04:45,762 Oh, here's our cryogenic counselor. 78 00:04:45,846 --> 00:04:47,806 - Do you like Mondays? - They're okay. 79 00:04:47,889 --> 00:04:49,933 Then we'll have to redecorate your office. 80 00:04:50,017 --> 00:04:51,727 How do you feel about it helping 81 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,313 to be crazy to work here but not being necessary? 82 00:04:54,396 --> 00:04:57,024 Hey! Let's see what it says about me. 83 00:04:58,108 --> 00:04:59,443 Welcome aboard, sir. 84 00:05:01,194 --> 00:05:03,697 Remember, when the tube opens, say, 85 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:07,784 "Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" 86 00:05:07,868 --> 00:05:09,036 Hey, I was frozen. 87 00:05:09,119 --> 00:05:11,705 I think I know what people want to hear when they first wake up. 88 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,542 Bathroom's that way. 89 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:19,421 While you're on the probulator, what brings you to the future. 90 00:05:19,504 --> 00:05:21,173 Oh, well, I wanted to meet Shakespeare 91 00:05:21,256 --> 00:05:23,091 and I figured that time was cyclical. 92 00:05:23,175 --> 00:05:24,551 Nope, straight line. 93 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,095 Ah! The probulator's done. 94 00:05:27,179 --> 00:05:28,555 Oh, that wasn't so bad. 95 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:30,682 Oh, wait, it hasn't started yet. 96 00:05:34,394 --> 00:05:36,313 Okay, it's about to start. 97 00:05:42,903 --> 00:05:45,781 Welcome to the future, human slave. 98 00:05:48,533 --> 00:05:49,868 Ah, relax, chum. 99 00:05:49,952 --> 00:05:51,995 I'm not really a giant fly. 100 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:54,915 I'm a horrible robot! 101 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,460 Kill all humans! 102 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:02,047 Dear God! 103 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,548 He's having a heart attack! 104 00:06:05,509 --> 00:06:07,886 They'll probably find a cure for that in the future. 105 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:09,763 We have a cure for it now! 106 00:06:09,846 --> 00:06:12,224 Oh, good, then you won't mind if I use this. 107 00:06:20,566 --> 00:06:22,484 Nothing like a power nap. 108 00:06:29,324 --> 00:06:32,494 Flies, flies and gorillas! 109 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:39,418 Stay beautiful, dollface. 110 00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:44,047 Whew! That probulator sure knows how to please a man. 111 00:06:44,131 --> 00:06:45,549 So, what's for lunch? 112 00:06:45,632 --> 00:06:47,551 I ordered a pizza. 113 00:06:47,634 --> 00:06:49,303 Pizza delivery for... 114 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:50,929 I.C. Wiener. 115 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:53,515 Yeah, very funny. 116 00:06:53,599 --> 00:06:55,475 Now cough up the $12.95. 117 00:06:55,559 --> 00:06:57,978 Sorry, but if it's not here in half an hour, it's free. 118 00:06:58,061 --> 00:07:00,063 It's only been 23 minutes. 119 00:07:00,147 --> 00:07:02,232 Well, I've got 33 minutes. 120 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:06,403 It's only been 23 minutes, you dumb cannoli. 121 00:07:06,486 --> 00:07:09,281 You got a problem? We can take it outside. 122 00:07:09,364 --> 00:07:11,992 Okay, I'll fight the box. I think I can take him. 123 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:13,410 Fry, just pay me. 124 00:07:13,493 --> 00:07:15,746 I still owe 30 bucks on this uniform. 125 00:07:15,829 --> 00:07:18,707 Thirty-five, you stupid meatball! 126 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,960 Who should we unfreeze next? 127 00:07:22,502 --> 00:07:23,754 No. 128 00:07:23,837 --> 00:07:25,047 No! 129 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,175 Oh, my God! It's Pauly Shore! 130 00:07:28,258 --> 00:07:29,509 All right! 131 00:07:30,844 --> 00:07:33,680 Mr. Shore, I loved you in Bio-Dome. 132 00:07:33,764 --> 00:07:35,807 You sure caused some trouble in that bubble! 133 00:07:35,891 --> 00:07:39,228 Rest assured, if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it. 134 00:07:39,311 --> 00:07:40,771 Hey, now that you're in the future, 135 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:43,106 you can go live in an actual bio-dome. 136 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:44,775 An unattractive prospect. 137 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:46,360 While researching for the role, 138 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:49,571 I ran computer simulations demonstrating incontrovertibly 139 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,782 that the whole bio-enclosure concept 140 00:07:51,865 --> 00:07:53,325 is fundamentally flawed... 141 00:07:53,408 --> 00:07:56,703 Be it expressed via dome, sphere, cube, 142 00:07:56,787 --> 00:08:00,749 or even the stately tetrahedron... Buddy! 143 00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:04,419 Oh. 144 00:08:04,503 --> 00:08:06,505 So, how did you wind up getting frozen? 145 00:08:06,588 --> 00:08:08,882 Well, while filming Encino Man, 146 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,261 my intellectual curiosity "Re: Cryogenics" was peaked 147 00:08:12,344 --> 00:08:14,972 and I resolved to freeze the weasel. 148 00:08:15,055 --> 00:08:16,473 The weasel! 149 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,643 Hey, listen, Skippy. 150 00:08:19,726 --> 00:08:21,645 I was supposed to be unfrozen in Hollywood 151 00:08:21,728 --> 00:08:24,690 for the thousandth anniversary screening of Jury Duty 2. 152 00:08:24,773 --> 00:08:26,108 How come I'm not there? 153 00:08:26,191 --> 00:08:28,402 I woke you up early so we could hang out and do stuff. 154 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,611 Like what? 155 00:08:34,616 --> 00:08:35,909 I love this job. 156 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,494 Me, too. 157 00:08:37,578 --> 00:08:38,829 Show time! 158 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:41,915 I'll pretend to be dying of space plague. 159 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,543 Boo? 160 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,588 Michelle! 161 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:50,299 Oh, my God. 162 00:08:51,883 --> 00:08:54,094 Fry? Is it really you? 163 00:08:54,177 --> 00:08:56,346 I don't know. Is it really you? 164 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:59,266 What do you mean you don't know? Are you you or not? 165 00:08:59,349 --> 00:09:00,434 Who wants to know? 166 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:02,477 Oh, Fry, it is you! 167 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,863 I don't get it, Michelle. 168 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:14,948 The last time I saw you, you were doing great. 169 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,700 You had dumped me and were on your way 170 00:09:16,783 --> 00:09:18,493 to getting your life back on track. 171 00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:19,870 Why'd you freeze yourself? 172 00:09:19,953 --> 00:09:21,705 Oh, Fry, after you left, 173 00:09:21,788 --> 00:09:23,665 things took a turn for the worse. 174 00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:24,958 I got married. 175 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,460 I'm sorry. 176 00:09:27,377 --> 00:09:29,004 His name was Charles. 177 00:09:29,087 --> 00:09:31,131 He attended a law school so prestigious 178 00:09:31,214 --> 00:09:34,968 the basketball team was coached by Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 179 00:09:37,846 --> 00:09:41,516 I put him through law school by working as a dog walker for antisocial dogs. 180 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,061 - Sorry. - But soon after Charles graduated, 181 00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:46,438 our marriage ran into difficulties. 182 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:50,984 Uh... Sorry. 183 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,486 Desperately depressed, 184 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:55,322 I turned to the one thing that could lessen my pain... 185 00:09:55,405 --> 00:09:56,949 A carnival. 186 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:58,992 Unfortunately, a corn dog bone 187 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,578 got lodged in the control panel of the spizzler 188 00:10:01,662 --> 00:10:04,039 and I had to ride it for eight hours. 189 00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:05,165 Sorry. 190 00:10:05,249 --> 00:10:07,793 But it did give me a chance to think. 191 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:08,919 I'm sorry. 192 00:10:09,002 --> 00:10:11,797 And I remembered the last time I was truly happy. 193 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,215 When I was with you. 194 00:10:13,382 --> 00:10:16,551 Aww. So you froze yourself to come look for me? 195 00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:18,720 No, I did it to get a fresh start. 196 00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:21,431 I didn't know what had happened to you. No one did. 197 00:10:21,515 --> 00:10:23,558 The police were going to conduct a search 198 00:10:23,642 --> 00:10:26,395 but your parents felt it was a waste of taxpayer money. 199 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:28,522 That's the same reason they kept me out of school. 200 00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:30,691 So, no one even cared that I was gone? 201 00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:32,025 Not really. 202 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,986 Except for one person. 203 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:37,948 Who was it? 204 00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,495 Everything is so different. 205 00:10:43,579 --> 00:10:45,998 Not everything. There's still a roach problem. 206 00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:56,174 Ugh! 207 00:10:56,258 --> 00:10:59,928 Nowadays, people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys. 208 00:11:00,012 --> 00:11:02,014 I'm on loan from the Louvre. 209 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:10,814 Owww! 210 00:11:14,484 --> 00:11:16,194 Please, Professor... 211 00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:18,906 Give us our jobs back. We deserve another chance. 212 00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:21,617 Yeah. And if you won't give me another chance, 213 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,785 perhaps you'd give one to... 214 00:11:23,869 --> 00:11:26,955 Og, gorilla emperor of Earth. 215 00:11:27,915 --> 00:11:30,751 Sorry, Og. But I've got a new crew. 216 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:34,212 So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet 217 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:37,049 where everyone's fantasies come to life? 218 00:11:37,132 --> 00:11:38,717 - Great. - Organized. 219 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,385 For one beautiful night, 220 00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:43,388 I knew what it was to be a grandmother. 221 00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:45,682 Subjugated, yet honored. 222 00:11:45,766 --> 00:11:49,311 You see, Og, everything's running smoothly. 223 00:11:49,394 --> 00:11:53,065 And with Fry fired, I can finally leave my jigsaw puzzles out 224 00:11:53,148 --> 00:11:54,942 without him eating the pieces. 225 00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:56,318 Forget about Fry. 226 00:11:56,401 --> 00:11:58,904 You could hire us back and he'd never have to know. 227 00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:00,656 - Hey, guys. - Oh! 228 00:12:00,948 --> 00:12:02,074 Hey, Fry. 229 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:06,036 So, as Leela was saying, Fry can go shove a big, old... Ow! 230 00:12:06,286 --> 00:12:07,454 I'm glad you're all here. 231 00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:10,165 I want to introduce you to my on-again, off-again girlfriend 232 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:12,417 of the past thousand years, Michelle. 233 00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:15,963 Michelle, this is Leela. 234 00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:17,965 This is Bender. 235 00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:19,925 The Professor. 236 00:12:21,635 --> 00:12:23,637 Hermes and Amy. 237 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,972 Nice to meet you. 238 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,932 And this is Dr. Zoidberg. 239 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:31,520 Dating your ex, Fry? 240 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:33,647 Have you lost all self-respect? 241 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:36,817 - All what? - This can only end badly, Fry. 242 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,193 Kids, a house... 243 00:12:38,277 --> 00:12:40,404 A home invasion by a former roommate. 244 00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,030 But things are different this time. 245 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:44,157 Before, she was demanding and possessive. 246 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,452 But now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time. 247 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:52,291 There you go, dearies. 248 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,295 It's a relief to meet you, Amy. 249 00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:58,213 I'm just having a hard time adjusting 250 00:12:58,297 --> 00:13:01,008 to all the strange stuff here in the future. 251 00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:02,301 I'm from Mars. 252 00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:05,178 I feel so out of place here. 253 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,265 I don't understand why Fry fits in so well. 254 00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:10,809 Probably because he didn't fit in back in your time. 255 00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:12,060 That's true. 256 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,229 But I used to fit in really well. 257 00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,731 Then good luck, sister. 258 00:13:23,488 --> 00:13:25,407 Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, 259 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,534 but your friends are a bunch of freaks. 260 00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:28,869 Yeah. They're great, huh? 261 00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:30,579 I just don't belong here. 262 00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:31,830 I don't know anyone. 263 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:35,500 I can't find a vanishing cream that doesn't make me actually vanish. 264 00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:37,252 I don't even have a job. 265 00:13:37,336 --> 00:13:39,546 Oh, right. I was supposed to assign you a job. 266 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,798 Let me just get your career chip installed. 267 00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:43,884 Hold out your palm. 268 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,595 What are you scared of? It's like getting your hand pierced. 269 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,555 This world is horrible. 270 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,140 Let's start over, Fry. 271 00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:52,684 We'll go someplace where all we have is each other. 272 00:13:52,768 --> 00:13:54,019 Ooh! Romantic. 273 00:13:54,102 --> 00:13:55,771 I'll tell Bender to meet us there. 274 00:13:55,854 --> 00:13:57,356 It's not a there... 275 00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:58,941 It's a then. 276 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:00,484 The future. 277 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:03,737 Whoa, girl, I thought you were talking about one of those motels 278 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,405 where the bed is shaped like stuff. 279 00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:06,698 I love you. 280 00:14:06,782 --> 00:14:08,242 Don't you love me? 281 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,368 Well, sure. 282 00:14:09,451 --> 00:14:11,328 To the extent a man can love a woman. 283 00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:13,080 But this seems like a big step. 284 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,207 Fry, why must you analyze everything 285 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,709 with your relentless logic? 286 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,212 Nothing matters but our love. 287 00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:21,546 You're right. 288 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:24,424 Let's do this now and let's never regret it. 289 00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:44,486 Michelle, I don't regret this, 290 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,446 but I both rue and lament it. 291 00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,662 The year 4000 is severely disappointing. 292 00:14:53,745 --> 00:14:56,164 I miss the year 3000, when life was simple 293 00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:59,126 and brains flew through space and everyone ate lasers. 294 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,252 It's not that bad. 295 00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:03,130 Fate brought us together, and now fate brought us here. 296 00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,840 No, you brought us here. 297 00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:06,174 Whine some more, Fry. 298 00:15:06,258 --> 00:15:08,594 I really find that attractive in a man. 299 00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:10,679 Now, come on, build us a shelter. 300 00:15:10,762 --> 00:15:12,973 All right. Fine. Everything else sucks. 301 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:15,142 At least we can have a nice place to live. 302 00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:20,731 Whew! There. 303 00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:23,191 You expect me to live in a tiny, little hole? 304 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,611 It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher. 305 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:37,039 Oh! Look! 306 00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,333 - Some little kids. - They'll save us. 307 00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:42,920 We're saved! 308 00:15:48,884 --> 00:15:51,637 I'm Butch, leader of this place. 309 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,057 I took your hole and you can't do nothing about it. 310 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,183 Okay. 311 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,226 Mighty sir, we have nowhere to go. 312 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,479 Could we please join your society? 313 00:16:00,562 --> 00:16:02,231 Well... All right. 314 00:16:02,314 --> 00:16:04,691 But no interfering with our grand works. 315 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:14,326 I tell ya, that Butch runs a pretty good civilization. 316 00:16:14,409 --> 00:16:16,620 I think I'll enjoy serving under him. 317 00:16:16,703 --> 00:16:18,497 You know your problem, Fry? 318 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,040 You're not ambitious. 319 00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:21,708 You should be chief. 320 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,377 What do I need? Ulcers? 321 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,753 But I want power. 322 00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:27,214 I'm tired of the chief's girlfriend lording it over me 323 00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:28,882 with her fancy coyote hide. 324 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,928 All right, all right. 325 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:35,639 If it'll make you happy, I'll overthrow society. 326 00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:41,895 On what grounds do you challenge my authority? 327 00:16:41,979 --> 00:16:44,106 Well, I'm older than you. I can beat you up. 328 00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:45,524 Yeah, I bet he could. 329 00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:46,984 He's got arm hair. 330 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:51,071 All right, Grandpa, there's only one way to settle this. 331 00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:52,489 Death-rolling! 332 00:16:56,368 --> 00:16:58,745 - What's death-rolling? - It's like skateboarding. 333 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:01,164 Except half the time, someone dies. 334 00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:03,667 Oh, so it's a little safer than skateboarding. 335 00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:12,759 Last one holding the bandanna is the new leader. 336 00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:17,055 My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. 337 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,641 Now get out there and prove her wrong. 338 00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,101 Beth said that? 339 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,445 It's cool. Back off! 340 00:18:14,404 --> 00:18:16,907 My knee, I scraped it. 341 00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,078 Aww. Poor little guy. 342 00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:23,121 Let me just take a look at... Aha! 343 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,165 I won! I'm the new chief! 344 00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:27,376 I'm the tallest and I weigh the most! 345 00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,169 Hand it over, you giant idiot. 346 00:18:32,673 --> 00:18:34,424 Hey, Butch, your mom's here. 347 00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:35,592 Aw, man. 348 00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:36,677 Come on, kids! 349 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,345 You're late for Hebrew school! 350 00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:39,930 I don't wanna go. 351 00:18:40,013 --> 00:18:42,891 Every Monday and Wednesday, it's the same thing. 352 00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:51,775 I find this postapocalyptic wasteland very confusing. 353 00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:53,527 Seriously, I'm weirded out. 354 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,654 That's because you're a loser. 355 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,781 You were a loser in the year 2000, 356 00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,284 and you're a loser in the year 4000. 357 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:03,036 Yeah, but in the year 3000 I had it all: 358 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,414 Several friends, a low-paying job, 359 00:19:05,497 --> 00:19:06,999 a bed in a robot's closet. 360 00:19:07,082 --> 00:19:08,709 I envied no man. 361 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,502 But you wrecked everything. 362 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,672 Quit standing up for yourself, Fry. 363 00:19:13,755 --> 00:19:16,216 When we get back to the hole, we are going to have 364 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,802 a long, boring talk about our relationship. 365 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,054 Oh, yeah? Well, listen to this! 366 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,140 I'm leaving you. 367 00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:38,071 There must be people somewhere. 368 00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:08,477 Yes! Footprints! 369 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:10,520 And handprints? 370 00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,318 But... What's happening? 371 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:23,533 Fry! 372 00:20:23,617 --> 00:20:25,160 Thank God we found you. 373 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:28,330 Leela, what are you guys doing here in the year 4000? 374 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,831 It's not the year 4000. 375 00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,875 You were only frozen for two days. 376 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:34,002 By the way, I broke your bed. 377 00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:36,004 You were in Pauly Shore's tube, 378 00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:39,132 they were delivering it to his movie screening. 379 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,345 When they noticed you weren't him, they chucked you in a ditch. 380 00:20:43,428 --> 00:20:46,056 So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins 381 00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:49,184 - of New York in the year 4000? - You wish. 382 00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:50,852 You're in Los Angeles. 383 00:20:50,936 --> 00:20:53,021 But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns. 384 00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:55,023 Exactly. You're in L.A. 385 00:20:55,107 --> 00:20:57,568 But everyone is driving around shooting at each other. 386 00:20:57,651 --> 00:20:58,652 That's L.A. for you. 387 00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,945 But the air is green, 388 00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:02,364 and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever. 389 00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:05,033 He just won't stop with the social commentary. 390 00:21:05,117 --> 00:21:06,702 And the people are all phonies. 391 00:21:06,785 --> 00:21:08,996 No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it. 392 00:21:11,498 --> 00:21:12,916 Michelle, baby. 393 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,085 It's not working out, Fry. 394 00:21:16,295 --> 00:21:19,756 'Tis better to have loved and lost, n'est-ce pas? 395 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:26,388 That's it. I've had it with women. 396 00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:29,224 From now on, I'm concentrating on my career. 397 00:21:29,308 --> 00:21:30,684 Can I have my old job back? 398 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,812 Why, I've forgotten why I even fired you. 399 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:37,608 'Cause he destroyed your business, your home and all your possessions. 400 00:21:37,691 --> 00:21:39,318 Oh, that's right. 401 00:21:39,401 --> 00:21:40,611 Get lost!