1 00:00:34,293 --> 00:00:36,128 People, we got a problem. 2 00:00:36,211 --> 00:00:38,213 Little Nibbler has been coughing up hair balls. 3 00:00:38,297 --> 00:00:40,424 Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal? 4 00:00:43,135 --> 00:00:44,553 He's got me beat. 5 00:00:44,636 --> 00:00:46,471 Now, we all love Nibbler, 6 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:49,308 so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean it up together. 7 00:00:49,391 --> 00:00:51,685 Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. 8 00:00:51,768 --> 00:00:53,729 - All in favor? - Yeah, okay. 9 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:54,938 All opposed? 10 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:57,649 All abstaining? 11 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,153 Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay? 12 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,280 He's dead. 13 00:01:04,656 --> 00:01:06,950 He always seemed so full of life, 14 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:10,037 laughing, singing, begging for scraps. 15 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,496 And now this. 16 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:16,710 Why with all the crying? 17 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,588 So that's where I left my shell. 18 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,508 I didn't know you could take this thing off. 19 00:01:23,592 --> 00:01:25,719 It was starting to get a little cramped in there, 20 00:01:25,802 --> 00:01:27,221 so I molted. Why not? 21 00:01:27,471 --> 00:01:30,432 Ah! The fresh air feels good. 22 00:01:30,515 --> 00:01:31,934 Stop doing that! 23 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:33,644 So long. 24 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,355 I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster, 25 00:01:36,438 --> 00:01:39,983 and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday. 26 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,485 Those were toenail clippings. 27 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,153 A feast is a feast. 28 00:01:47,449 --> 00:01:49,409 Hey, that's my cell phone. 29 00:01:52,537 --> 00:01:53,538 Hello? 30 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,126 Hello? Who is this? 31 00:02:00,545 --> 00:02:02,547 Hello? Hello? 32 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,301 What's wrong? Did you swallow your phone again? 33 00:02:06,385 --> 00:02:10,264 Some guy has been calling and hanging up 10 times a day for a year. 34 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,016 Men who call too much are the worst, I bet. 35 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,519 I just wish a decent guy would call me, 36 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,772 instead of this spleazeball who has me too terrified 37 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:19,898 to even answer the phone. 38 00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:22,150 Hello? 39 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,574 Hello? Is anyone there? 40 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,367 I love you. 41 00:02:30,576 --> 00:02:31,994 Oh. 42 00:02:40,711 --> 00:02:43,046 Why must I be such a coward? 43 00:02:46,258 --> 00:02:47,759 Kif, I'm headed to the men's room, 44 00:02:47,843 --> 00:02:50,512 and I'll be needing an attendant, so... Oh, I'm sorry. 45 00:02:50,596 --> 00:02:51,930 You're crying like a woman. 46 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:53,765 It's all right. 47 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:55,976 I've always thought of myself as a father figure 48 00:02:56,059 --> 00:02:58,145 to some of my more pathetic men. 49 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,647 Kif, old friend, let's rap. 50 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:04,151 Well, I'm in love with this girl. 51 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:09,531 That's rich. 52 00:03:10,282 --> 00:03:12,659 - Go on. - I met her a year ago, 53 00:03:12,743 --> 00:03:14,661 when we were escaping from that cruise ship 54 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:17,039 you piloted directlyinto a black hole. 55 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,626 Yes. It was in all the papers. 56 00:03:25,088 --> 00:03:26,089 Call me. 57 00:03:30,636 --> 00:03:33,680 Uh... Er... Mmm-hmm... Uh-huh. 58 00:03:33,764 --> 00:03:35,349 I've finished talking, sir. 59 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,475 Belay that remark! 60 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,269 Your Amy knows my Leela? 61 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,313 I have formed an idea. 62 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,776 I'm calling to negotiate a double date. 63 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,402 You and me, Kif and Amy. 64 00:03:47,486 --> 00:03:48,487 Forget it. 65 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:50,447 Then let the negotiations begin. 66 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,908 I propose we go out on 10 dates. 67 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,117 How about zero? 68 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,369 - Nine. - Zero. 69 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,578 - Seven. - Zero. 70 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:58,413 - Eight? - Please, Leela? 71 00:03:58,497 --> 00:04:00,916 Kif is like the sweetest guy who's ever liked me. 72 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:02,793 Five. And that's my final offer. 73 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,711 Four. 74 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,046 - One. - Two. 75 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:07,631 - One half. - I'll take it. 76 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,968 We'll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie. 77 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,568 Sir, I don't go out on many dates, 78 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:28,902 and... 79 00:04:28,986 --> 00:04:30,988 What if I can't think of anything to say? 80 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,282 Here's my personal book of pickup lines. 81 00:04:33,365 --> 00:04:35,742 Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. 82 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:37,578 Don't stop for any reason. 83 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:39,371 Maybe I'll just give her these... 84 00:04:39,454 --> 00:04:41,915 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 85 00:04:41,999 --> 00:04:43,834 And what's that? Candy? 86 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,086 Candy is for dorks. Give me that. 87 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:49,381 Mmm. 88 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,685 Hello, beautiful. 89 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,270 I got these for you. 90 00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:04,354 Thanks. 91 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,443 Well, well, well. 92 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,946 This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date. 93 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,364 - Half date. - Waiter. 94 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,617 - Bring us a bottle of wine. - Half bottle. 95 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:19,119 - And some oysters on the half shell. - Quarter shell. 96 00:05:19,328 --> 00:05:21,538 - Oh. And I'd like... - Kif is not hungry. 97 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,290 Kif, this place is expensive. 98 00:05:23,373 --> 00:05:24,708 I'd like two steaks, 99 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,753 and the ladies will have some very sensual salads 100 00:05:27,836 --> 00:05:29,713 with low-cal sensual dressing. 101 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,890 Won't you take me to Funkytown 102 00:05:40,349 --> 00:05:43,852 Won't you take me to Funkytown 103 00:05:44,603 --> 00:05:45,604 Thank you. 104 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,026 Kif, you're so quiet. You haven't said a word all night. 105 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,110 Well... 106 00:05:54,071 --> 00:05:55,072 Hello. 107 00:05:56,198 --> 00:05:58,283 'Cause I was really hoping we could talk and stuff. 108 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,914 Oh. 109 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,167 Amy, 110 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:08,835 "if I said you had a beautiful body, 111 00:06:08,919 --> 00:06:11,755 "would you take your pants off and dance around a little?" 112 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,049 - What? - Lieutenant Kroker! 113 00:06:16,468 --> 00:06:19,638 "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." 114 00:06:19,721 --> 00:06:21,223 - Kif! - Oh, my! 115 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:24,476 This half date is entirely over. 116 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,103 Amy, conference. 117 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:29,690 Oh! Is there nothing we can do, sir? 118 00:06:29,773 --> 00:06:31,316 There's only one surefire way 119 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,735 back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. 120 00:06:33,819 --> 00:06:36,405 I speak, of course, of karaoke. 121 00:06:36,488 --> 00:06:40,325 My years in the DOOP Boys' Chorus will not have been in vain. 122 00:06:42,661 --> 00:06:43,996 All right. Enough lipstick. 123 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:45,163 Let's storm out. 124 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,543 Once upon a time I was falling in love 125 00:06:50,085 --> 00:06:52,713 But now I'm only falling apart 126 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:55,549 Oh! That's so emotional. 127 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,467 There's nothing I can do 128 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,845 A total eclipse of the heart 129 00:06:59,928 --> 00:07:01,054 Amateur hour is over. 130 00:07:01,138 --> 00:07:04,141 Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog. 131 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,225 Hit it. 132 00:07:09,938 --> 00:07:13,275 I met her in a club down in old Soho 133 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:15,193 Where you drink champagne 134 00:07:15,277 --> 00:07:18,530 And it tastes just like Coca-Cola 135 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,783 C-O-L-A Cola 136 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,660 - Give it up. - He is got to go. 137 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,037 He sickens me. 138 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,165 She walked up to me and she asked me to dance 139 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,708 I asked her her name 140 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:32,419 And in a dark brown voice she said 141 00:07:32,502 --> 00:07:34,796 Leela 142 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,050 L-E-E-L-A Leela 143 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:40,844 Leela 144 00:07:48,894 --> 00:07:51,897 Leela 145 00:08:00,656 --> 00:08:01,823 We're going home. 146 00:08:01,907 --> 00:08:03,325 Call us a space taxi. 147 00:08:03,408 --> 00:08:06,912 No need. There's not a restaurant built I can't fly. 148 00:08:06,995 --> 00:08:08,413 Where to, ladies? 149 00:08:08,497 --> 00:08:10,958 Please, sir, let's just divide up the check and... 150 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,212 Let's see what this eatery can do. 151 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,135 Ah. She's built like a steak house, 152 00:08:22,219 --> 00:08:23,720 but she handles like a bistro. 153 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:26,765 She's out of control! 154 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:29,393 You win again, gravity! 155 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,654 Look what arrived! My new shell catalog. 156 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,739 So let's try some on already. 157 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:52,416 Hey, gringos! Here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water. 158 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 159 00:08:54,585 --> 00:08:57,462 I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive. 160 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:02,759 You Latins are so hot-blooded. 161 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:06,179 This one's like a summer guy. 162 00:09:06,263 --> 00:09:07,764 Look, you fat fish, 163 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,476 the Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell. 164 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:14,313 Oh. 165 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,110 I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date. 166 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,695 I'm gonna call the restaurant. 167 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,783 The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. 168 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,119 Please make a note of it. 169 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,454 We gotta go rescue them! 170 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,788 Yeah, I don't know. 171 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,665 Bender, think of the señoritas. 172 00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:47,679 So, Amy... 173 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,056 Um... 174 00:09:49,139 --> 00:09:50,307 Well... 175 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,309 It's always a line with you. 176 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,977 What planet is this anyway? 177 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,688 I don't know. This whole sector is uncharted. 178 00:09:56,772 --> 00:09:59,858 It is not uncharted. You lost the chart. 179 00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:03,237 Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. 180 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,072 Just me and you. 181 00:10:05,697 --> 00:10:06,698 And maybe you. 182 00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:10,202 What is it? 183 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,802 Me hear people, 184 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,845 but me not see people! 185 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,223 No big deal. Everybody make mistake. 186 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,185 Well, hello. 187 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:36,478 I usually don't say this, 188 00:10:36,562 --> 00:10:39,940 but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies 189 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,900 I've ever laid eyes on. 190 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,614 I find the most erotic part of a woman is the... 191 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,635 Oh, no! Any sign of Leela or Amy? 192 00:11:08,719 --> 00:11:11,513 No, but what do you make of this? 193 00:11:11,597 --> 00:11:15,100 I don't know, but it might have something to do with this. 194 00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:19,855 Oh, your God! 195 00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:23,609 Move. 196 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:24,693 Go. 197 00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,862 All right, here's the plan. 198 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,742 What kind of moronic plan is that? 199 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,036 Wow. 200 00:11:35,704 --> 00:11:36,788 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 201 00:11:36,914 --> 00:11:38,832 I hate that! Oh, boy! 202 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:43,378 Women go free. Men stay in chains. 203 00:11:43,462 --> 00:11:45,047 We take them to our leader. 204 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,382 She know what do. 205 00:11:47,549 --> 00:11:49,134 A female leader? 206 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:51,595 - Fry, shut up. - Yes, Captain. 207 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,640 This capital city Planet Amazonia. 208 00:11:54,723 --> 00:11:56,600 Where are all the men in your society? 209 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,477 Men die out many year ago. 210 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,647 With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death. 211 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:03,106 Are you with me, fellas? 212 00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:08,612 Here stadium, 213 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,989 where our women basketball teams play. 214 00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:13,283 We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. 215 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,701 That more fun to watch. 216 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,998 Oh, God. You're killing me. 217 00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:21,708 Oh, God! You're killing me! 218 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,253 This our comedy club. 219 00:12:24,336 --> 00:12:26,546 Humor here funny in different way. 220 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,840 It not reinforce stereotypes. 221 00:12:28,924 --> 00:12:30,342 Comedy come from character, 222 00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:31,718 real situations, 223 00:12:31,802 --> 00:12:33,387 not abstract craziness. 224 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,722 Translation, boring. 225 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:38,892 That's a good one. 226 00:12:38,976 --> 00:12:40,018 Ow! 227 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:43,021 This women-only planet is sounding better and better. 228 00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:44,898 I'm already looking for apartments. 229 00:12:47,109 --> 00:12:49,653 Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader. 230 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,613 She decide men's fates. 231 00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,532 - Is she hot? - That not important. 232 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:54,700 She all-knowing. 233 00:12:54,783 --> 00:12:56,034 In other words, no. 234 00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:57,119 Oh! 235 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:10,966 All hail Femputer! 236 00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:13,427 All hail Femputer! 237 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,387 You all obey a big computer? 238 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:19,224 Yes. It appear mysteriously just about time men die out. 239 00:13:19,308 --> 00:13:20,934 So, why did you make it your leader? 240 00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:23,812 It seem like different kind of politician. 241 00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:25,647 Not beltway insider. 242 00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:26,857 Femputer, 243 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,444 we bring offering of bath beads and scented soaps. 244 00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:32,738 Your gift pleases Femputer. 245 00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:34,573 Femputer demands to know 246 00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:37,117 why there are men on her planet! 247 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,368 It was an accident, ma'am. 248 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,995 That does not fempute! 249 00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:45,375 Femputer will return after deciding your punishment! 250 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,007 Leela? I'm through making fun of women. 251 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,592 Now I want them to help me. 252 00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:54,843 Should we do something? 253 00:13:56,637 --> 00:13:57,638 There's no hurry. 254 00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:00,599 Yes. A little tighter. 255 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,267 Tighter. 256 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:04,436 Perhaps a hard spanking is in order. 257 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,271 Too hard! 258 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:07,439 Men strange. 259 00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:09,066 You have them on your planet? 260 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,609 I'm afraid so. 261 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:11,693 What they for? 262 00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:14,905 Oh! 263 00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:17,074 You mean snu-snu. 264 00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:22,537 We hear tell men used for snu-snu. 265 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:25,374 But all we have go on are ancient legend 266 00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:27,209 and subscription to Cosmo. 267 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:30,254 Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu. 268 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,338 Silence! 269 00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:34,132 You want die like last men visit Amazonia? 270 00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:36,843 - What'd they die of? - Crushed pelvises. 271 00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:41,181 - Yes! - Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven. 272 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,019 After lengthy femputations, 273 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:49,898 I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. 274 00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:52,901 Femputer sentences them 275 00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:54,027 to death! 276 00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:56,780 By snu-snu! 277 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:57,864 - Yeah! - Yeah! 278 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,493 What are you, gay? 279 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,127 Death to the men. 280 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,588 Death by snu-snu. 281 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,758 Although the snu-snu part is gonna be pretty good. 282 00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:19,052 Baby, it'll blow your mind. 283 00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:20,971 Femputer, be reasonable. 284 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,514 Sure, men are annoying 285 00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:24,975 and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of, 286 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,728 but most of these men are sort of my friends. 287 00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:29,187 They don't deserve to die. 288 00:15:29,438 --> 00:15:30,564 Hmm. 289 00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,859 Perhaps men are not as evil as Femputer thinks. 290 00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:36,361 But they make fun women's basketball. 291 00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:39,740 What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals 292 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:41,700 make up for their inability to dunk? 293 00:15:41,783 --> 00:15:43,619 Yes. They still laugh. 294 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:44,953 The men must die! 295 00:15:45,037 --> 00:15:46,788 Too true, Femputer. 296 00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:47,998 You're so wise. 297 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,167 Kill them all, I say! Good riddance. 298 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,127 Did I mention I'm not a man? 299 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,713 I'm a Manbot. That's an understandable mistake. 300 00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:56,423 You can let me down now, thanks. 301 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:58,175 He big jerk like man. 302 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,135 I sure am, but check the crotch. 303 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,347 - Nothing. - Very well. Release him. 304 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,558 As for the others, take them to the snu-snu chambers! 305 00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:22,908 I'll miss ya, meat bag. 306 00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:24,326 Me, too, meat bag. 307 00:16:24,409 --> 00:16:25,702 Goodbye, friends. 308 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:29,081 I never thought I would die like this, but I had always really hoped. 309 00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:32,542 The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. 310 00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,127 The one called Zapp 311 00:16:34,211 --> 00:16:36,838 will be snu-snu'dby the large women. 312 00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,258 He that is designated Fry 313 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:42,094 will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. 314 00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:45,556 And Kif, as the most attractive male, 315 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:50,060 will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. 316 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,145 Then the large women, 317 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:54,398 then the petite women, 318 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,858 then the large women again. 319 00:16:56,984 --> 00:16:58,860 Initiate snu-snu! 320 00:16:58,944 --> 00:17:01,280 Snu-snu! Snu-snu! Snu-snu! 321 00:17:02,614 --> 00:17:05,701 Amy! Before I die, I have to tell you, 322 00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:08,412 I didn't mean to say those awful things on our date. 323 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,038 They were all Zapp's idea. 324 00:17:10,122 --> 00:17:12,291 Really? Honest and true? 325 00:17:12,374 --> 00:17:13,375 Yes. 326 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,045 And that person calling and hanging up was me. 327 00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:19,923 I was just too nervous to say hello because... 328 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:23,051 - I love you! - Oh, Kif! 329 00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:25,554 It Og's first time. 330 00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:27,014 Be gentle! 331 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,477 We've got to do something. 332 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:35,105 Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer 333 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,815 and reprogram it to let them go. 334 00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,817 Maybe you can interface with my ass 335 00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,277 by biting it! 336 00:17:42,571 --> 00:17:43,864 All right, I'll go. 337 00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:53,957 Whoo! 338 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,376 - Yeah! - Oh, baby! 339 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:04,176 How Tonk look? 340 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,510 Tonk look good. 341 00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:06,678 Me fat. 342 00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:08,764 No. You look good. 343 00:18:08,847 --> 00:18:09,848 Tonk fat. 344 00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:20,734 Intruder! Stay away from the mighty Femputer. Guards! 345 00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:24,488 Time to override the CPU and reprogram this Femputer. 346 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,241 Hey! 347 00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:29,826 Stop it! Stop it! Hey, cut that out! 348 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,454 Cease hitting Femputer. 349 00:18:33,455 --> 00:18:36,375 You're no Femputer. You're a Fembot! 350 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,210 It's true. 351 00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:42,673 I disguised myself as a Femputer so I could rule the Amazonians. 352 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,800 - But why? - Why? 353 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,927 Why? 354 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:50,264 I came here from a faraway planet, 355 00:18:50,347 --> 00:18:53,600 a planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer 356 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,686 that was really a Manbot. 357 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:59,648 Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot 358 00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:03,485 living in a Manbot's Manputer's world? 359 00:19:03,569 --> 00:19:06,405 - What? - And now, my meddling Manbot, 360 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:09,157 there's the question of what to do with you. 361 00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:11,785 No! 362 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:22,129 We need rest. 363 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:25,424 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. 364 00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:28,010 It time snu-snu! 365 00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,094 Can't we just cuddle? 366 00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:30,596 No! 367 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,098 We can't wait for Bender. 368 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,017 It's time for a woman's touch. 369 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:48,405 Me next snu-snu! Out me way! 370 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,409 Where go beautiful man? 371 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:55,120 Me want snu-snu! 372 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,169 Kif, jump! 373 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,588 My hero. 374 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,760 Me not get snu-snu! 375 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:10,844 Get him! 376 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,698 Mighty Femputer, small girl steal green kissy man. 377 00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:32,991 We kill her now? 378 00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:35,577 Come back later. Leave me alone. 379 00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,037 Yeah. Get lost! 380 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:42,834 Ooh! 381 00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:45,254 I'm a scary Femputer! 382 00:20:45,337 --> 00:20:47,464 Release the prisoners! 383 00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:50,676 And bring gold! Lots of gold! 384 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:53,428 Gold? Why Femputer want gold? 385 00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:54,930 You heard the man! 386 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,056 Yeah. 387 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,227 Yeah, baby. Come on, give me some of that. 388 00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:05,190 And that's how I got my new shell. 389 00:21:05,274 --> 00:21:08,110 It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, 390 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:10,237 and I found it in the same dumpster. 391 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,864 But this one had a live raccoon inside. 392 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,659 Pretty good story, hey, Hermes? 393 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,745 Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle! 394 00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:22,416 It's funny how the battle of the sexes was only resolved 395 00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:25,502 when a Manbot and a Fembot realized they loved each other. 396 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:27,129 Yeah. 397 00:21:27,212 --> 00:21:29,464 By the way, if she calls, I'm not here. 398 00:21:29,548 --> 00:21:33,552 All I know is this gold says that was the best mission ever. 399 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:36,597 It sure was. 400 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,517 - Oh, yeah. - I had snu-snu. 401 00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:43,145 So, Amy, 402 00:21:43,228 --> 00:21:44,813 what do you wanna do now?