1 00:00:00,437 --> 00:00:06,089 Encoded by hunter crazy4tv. Com 2 00:00:34,177 --> 00:00:35,812 ‐ guidance system? ‐ on‐line. 3 00:00:35,846 --> 00:00:37,313 ‐ autopilot? ‐ present. 4 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:39,782 ‐ dark matter indicator? ‐ making a noise. 5 00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:42,485 All systems operational. Let's rock. 6 00:00:51,461 --> 00:00:55,198 [ Horns honking, people shouting ] 7 00:00:57,233 --> 00:01:00,770 Gentlemen, I've completed my report on the crash. 8 00:01:00,803 --> 00:01:04,107 Whoa! I'm not readin' that crap! Summarize it in one word. 9 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,642 ‐ sabotage. ‐ [ All gasp ] 10 00:01:06,676 --> 00:01:08,611 This is a normal l‐unit. Without it, 11 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:11,547 space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman. 12 00:01:11,581 --> 00:01:12,916 Of course! Duh! 13 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:15,986 ‐ it's an important unit. ‐ and this, my friends, 14 00:01:16,019 --> 00:01:18,621 is the l‐unit I just removed from the ship. 15 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:20,857 [ All gasp ] 16 00:01:20,891 --> 00:01:23,693 That doesn't look like an "l" at all, unless you count lowercase. 17 00:01:23,726 --> 00:01:25,695 You know we don't! Ooh! 18 00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:30,700 Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of tonka‐tough steel. 19 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,203 Hmm. It should look like this. 20 00:01:33,236 --> 00:01:35,805 But instead it looks like this. 21 00:01:35,839 --> 00:01:39,675 ‐who would do a thing like that? ‐who could do a thing like that? 22 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:42,778 And by "that" I mean this. 23 00:01:42,813 --> 00:01:46,416 Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands. 24 00:01:46,449 --> 00:01:48,952 I'd better make a chart of the suspects. 25 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:52,188 I'll begin by drawing a line with my straightedge. 26 00:01:52,222 --> 00:01:55,358 [ Gasps ] Sweet lamprey of Santa fe! 27 00:01:55,391 --> 00:01:57,861 My edge has been bent! 28 00:01:57,894 --> 00:02:01,664 My javelin too! It's ruined! 29 00:02:01,697 --> 00:02:04,500 Now we'll never beat Jupiter state. 30 00:02:04,534 --> 00:02:09,172 My slinky! My cuddly little pet slinky! 31 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:11,741 [ Sobbing ] 32 00:02:11,774 --> 00:02:14,744 What's all the hubbub? 33 00:02:14,777 --> 00:02:17,180 My god! Even the professor's been bent! 34 00:02:17,213 --> 00:02:21,284 Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum. 35 00:02:21,317 --> 00:02:23,253 I'll get you fixed up. 36 00:02:23,286 --> 00:02:25,288 Ohhh! That's fine. 37 00:02:25,321 --> 00:02:29,125 Wait a minute! Bender, what did you just do to the professor? 38 00:02:29,159 --> 00:02:31,727 ‐ I bent him. ‐ [ All gasp ] 39 00:02:31,761 --> 00:02:33,729 Bender! J'accuse. 40 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:36,032 Oh, I see. A bunch of stuff gets bent, 41 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:38,301 so it must be the robot designed for bending. 42 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:40,336 I know how to settle this. 43 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:43,073 We'll check last night's surveillance tapes. Surveillance? 44 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:45,241 What tapes? You've seen me naked? 45 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:48,344 ♪ [ Humming ] 46 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:51,948 Ah! Last night's tape. It was right next to "bathroom bloopers four." 47 00:02:55,351 --> 00:02:59,122 [ Snoring ] [ Owls hooting ] 48 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:02,993 [ Bender ] See? Nothin'. Told you, losers! 49 00:03:03,026 --> 00:03:05,728 Wait. There on the screen. It's that guy you are! 50 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:07,697 [ All gasp ] I'm sleepwalkin'. 51 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,700 Dear lord, we've got robots on the ceiling! 52 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:14,804 [ Babbling ] 53 00:03:17,307 --> 00:03:20,877 [ Grunting ] 54 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:23,179 [ All gasping ] 55 00:03:30,854 --> 00:03:33,089 [ Bones cracking ] [ Groans ] 56 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:35,725 [ Snoring continues ] 57 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,361 You weren't sleepwalking. You were sleep‐bending. 58 00:03:38,394 --> 00:03:42,833 This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least. 59 00:03:42,866 --> 00:03:47,871 After all, I've been bending since the day I was built. 60 00:03:47,904 --> 00:03:53,276 [ Bender narrating ] I was born on an assembly line in the bad part of Tijuana. 61 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:56,079 [ Squeaking ] 62 00:03:56,112 --> 00:04:00,450 Mama. Wah! Wah! Wah! 63 00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:02,718 [ Moaning ] 64 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:04,855 [ Gulping ] 65 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:09,525 [ Beeping ] 66 00:04:18,668 --> 00:04:20,937 Hooray! I graduated! 67 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:23,539 Time to bend around Europe for a few months, 68 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:25,675 then get a job bending. 69 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:29,579 You remember your own birth? Sure. It was only four years ago. 70 00:04:29,612 --> 00:04:33,716 ‐ you're only four years old? ‐ precocious little scamp, ain't I? 71 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:38,721 Hmm. Bender must have a pent‐up need to bend... 72 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:42,192 That's not being satisfied by his bend‐free lifestyle. 73 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:46,429 Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company. 74 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:49,966 Go satisfy your bend lust, 75 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,036 and don't you come back to work until you do! 76 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:56,539 [ Chanting ] No more bending! No more work! 77 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:59,142 Give us a raise, you big fat jerk! 78 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,111 Nevers! 79 00:05:01,144 --> 00:05:05,515 [ Whistles ] Yo! The mafia supports ya! 80 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:08,518 But don't tell no one. Spread the word. 81 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:11,521 As the duly elected mobsters of this union, 82 00:05:11,554 --> 00:05:15,391 it's our duty to support the struggle of these proud, lazy slobs. 83 00:05:15,425 --> 00:05:18,128 Yeah, but what if management remains "intragnizent"? 84 00:05:18,161 --> 00:05:21,064 From the context, it is clear what you mean. 85 00:05:21,097 --> 00:05:24,100 In that case, clamps may have a little surprise for them. 86 00:05:24,134 --> 00:05:27,170 The clamps! Right? 87 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:30,573 [ Sinister laughing ] 88 00:05:30,606 --> 00:05:34,110 [ Low chanting ] Ah, no! A strike? 89 00:05:34,144 --> 00:05:36,612 Now I'll never get to bend anything! 90 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:39,549 Oh, woe is bender! Hang tough, brother. 91 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:43,086 Management refused our demand to switch casual Friday to Monday. 92 00:05:43,119 --> 00:05:47,157 What? And now they're hiring scabs at 10 times the normal wage. 93 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:52,128 Ten times normal wage! I'll give those jerks what for! 94 00:05:52,162 --> 00:05:56,466 [ Angry chattering ] 95 00:05:56,499 --> 00:05:59,169 Welcomes aboard, scab. Great to be here. 96 00:05:59,202 --> 00:06:04,975 Come on. I'll introduces you to your scab coworkers you'll be scabbin' with. 97 00:06:05,008 --> 00:06:08,578 This here's our scab foreman. 98 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:10,246 ‐ flexo? ‐ bender? 99 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,917 Hey, sorry you got sent to that south American turkish prison... 100 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,920 Instead of me on account of mistaken identity. 101 00:06:16,953 --> 00:06:21,391 You bastard! They treated me like an animal! And that's what I became! 102 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:25,962 [ Laughs ] Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy. 103 00:06:25,996 --> 00:06:28,965 And here's another scab what also works here. 104 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:32,235 ‐ angleene. ‐ [ Gasps ] 105 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:35,705 Hello! 106 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,910 Hey! Youse guyses wanna move that thing? 107 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:50,186 ‐ hello! ‐ [ Deep laughter, coughs ] 108 00:06:53,382 --> 00:06:55,000 [ Chanting ] Give us a raise, you big fat jerk! 109 00:06:55,024 --> 00:06:57,927 [ Foreman ] Nevers! [ Grunting ] 110 00:06:57,961 --> 00:07:01,297 [ Grunting continues ] 111 00:07:07,603 --> 00:07:10,306 [ Sighs ] Ow! 112 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:16,913 Um, hi, angleene. Whatcha up to? 113 00:07:16,946 --> 00:07:20,650 Makin' hangers. Guidance counselor said I had a knack for it. 114 00:07:20,684 --> 00:07:24,453 That's cool. That's cool. So, um, uh, 115 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,623 I was wonderin' if‐‐ you know, it's cool if not‐‐ 116 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:30,059 but what are you doin' after work? 117 00:07:30,093 --> 00:07:32,662 What I always do. Jack squat. 118 00:07:32,696 --> 00:07:36,866 [ Chuckles ] Me too. Man, we have a lot in common, huh? 119 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,269 Well, we are made of virtually identical components. 120 00:07:40,303 --> 00:07:44,808 Are you sure? Maybe I should sneak a peak at your access panel. 121 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:47,310 Hey, according to the scab handbook, 122 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,213 that's extremely inappropriate banter. 123 00:07:50,246 --> 00:07:53,917 And that's just the way I like it. 124 00:07:57,286 --> 00:07:59,723 Haile h. Selassie! 125 00:07:59,756 --> 00:08:03,092 There, little friend. Good as new. 126 00:08:04,728 --> 00:08:07,797 [ Sobbing ] 127 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:11,367 [ Farnsworth ] What an exquisite day! [ Wheels squeaking ] 128 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,504 That azure sky. The verdant treetops. 129 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:21,210 Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat. 130 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:23,479 Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. 131 00:08:23,512 --> 00:08:26,816 What the hell's wrong with you? Hmm. I'm not quite sure. 132 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:31,454 Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. 133 00:08:31,487 --> 00:08:36,459 Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, 134 00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:39,295 resulting in a mild delirium. 135 00:08:39,328 --> 00:08:42,431 Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. 136 00:08:42,465 --> 00:08:44,633 I wish. It's a nickel. 137 00:08:44,668 --> 00:08:47,636 [ Murmuring ] Union forever! 138 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:50,840 Lousy scabs! They can't do those things! Et cetera! 139 00:08:53,209 --> 00:08:55,578 [ Grunting ] 140 00:08:55,611 --> 00:08:59,615 I bet watchin' me bend girders like this turns your legs all rubbery. 141 00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:01,785 Well, my legs are made of rubber. 142 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:05,621 And anyway, I am just as strong as you are, Mac. 143 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,991 Oh, yeah? Prove it. 144 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:10,960 [ Grunting ] 145 00:09:13,897 --> 00:09:15,999 [ Groans ] 146 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:18,167 Here, let me help you. 147 00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:42,258 [ Electricity crackling ] 148 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:46,095 ♪ Bend me, shape me anyway you want me ♪ 149 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:49,799 ♪ long as you love me it's all right ♪ 150 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:53,636 ♪ bend me, shape me anyway you want me ♪ 151 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:58,842 ♪ you got the power to turn on the light ♪ 152 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:03,446 ♪ bend me, shape me anyway you want me ♪ 153 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:07,583 ♪ long as you love me it's all right ♪ 154 00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:11,620 ♪ bend me, shape me anyway you want me ♪ 155 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:15,024 ♪ long as you love me it's all right ♪ [ Professor groaning ] 156 00:10:15,058 --> 00:10:18,294 [ Both laughing ] ♪ bend me, shape me anyway you want me ♪ 157 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:25,134 My new bent outlook has completely reenergized me. 158 00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:30,073 I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress. [ All congratulating ] 159 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:32,441 Some say I'm robbing the cradle, 160 00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:35,478 but I say she's robbing the grave. 161 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,081 Howdy, doodies! What's new? 162 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,953 I was just regaling your former coworkers... 163 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:46,923 With a tale of bedroom antics the likes of which‐‐ 164 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,958 yeah, yeah, big whoop. No one cares. 165 00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:52,228 I got bender‐related news. I'm in love. 166 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:54,664 And I'm takin' all my friends out to celebrate. 167 00:10:54,698 --> 00:10:57,801 [ All cheering ] [ Amy ] Let's go live it up! 168 00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,936 [ Groans ] 169 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:06,642 Hey, look at this crowd. You guys gotta try the pasta. 170 00:11:06,676 --> 00:11:09,278 It's got a real nice profit margin. 171 00:11:09,312 --> 00:11:11,447 Bam! So, special occasion tonight? 172 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,450 Oh, elzar, you'll never guess what's happened! 173 00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:17,854 ‐ bam? ‐ I've met the most dynamite ladybot. 174 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,823 Hey, that's terrific. 175 00:11:19,856 --> 00:11:24,460 To celebrate, I'm gonna stick seven copies of my latest cookbook on your bill. 176 00:11:24,493 --> 00:11:26,329 Bless you, sir. 177 00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:30,199 So, bender, tell us about this new girlfriend of yours. 178 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:34,037 I intend to, through the lost art of the toast. 179 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:37,006 To angleene! She's got it all‐‐ 180 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:41,277 looks, charm and the love of a fabulous bending robot. 181 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,512 She sure does. 182 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:48,251 [ Both giggling ] 183 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:51,520 Flexo! [ Grunting ] 184 00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:55,759 Careful! That's a week old! 185 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:07,570 I finally meet a nice girl, with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly, 186 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,740 and that jerk flexo steals her away? 187 00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:14,277 It's time to kick some shiny metal ass! 188 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:17,080 You degenerate hussy! 189 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:19,382 I'm disappointed in you too, angleene. 190 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,751 Bender, it's‐it's not what you think. 191 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:24,487 Oh, god, then it's worse than I think! 192 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,691 Now look, there is no reason to be upset. 193 00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:30,994 ‐ flexo and I are divorced. ‐ div‐‐ huh? 194 00:12:31,027 --> 00:12:33,663 We're just havin' dinner 'cause we wanna stay friends. 195 00:12:33,697 --> 00:12:35,699 Ah, I knew that. 196 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:39,035 What I'm actually outraged by is your choice of wine! 197 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,504 Really, it's the steward's fault. [ Slap ] 198 00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:43,506 Excellent choice, sir. 199 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:48,344 That flexo! Why, I'm knockin' him right on his butt. 200 00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:50,346 Can't believe this. [ Muttering ] 201 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,415 Obsessing won't help, bender. 202 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,051 Take a lean back and enjoy life. 203 00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:58,722 I can't. My fembot may be in love with another manbot. 204 00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:03,159 Well, talk to her. Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way. 205 00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:05,294 Yeah. Either that or be a man. 206 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:08,597 [ Bender ] Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie. 207 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:12,101 I'll call angleene while pretending to be flexo, 208 00:13:12,135 --> 00:13:14,470 arrange a date, show up disguised as him... 209 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,906 And catch her two‐timing me with myself. 210 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,608 That's thinkin' like a man. 211 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:22,045 ♪ [ Touch tones ] 212 00:13:22,078 --> 00:13:25,682 Hello? This is flexo. 213 00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:32,321 [ Door opens, closes ] 214 00:13:35,659 --> 00:13:40,529 Now we'll see who loves whom. [ Sinister laughing ] 215 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:45,001 ♪ [ Rock ] [ Chattering ] 216 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:50,907 Hey, hot stuff. Hey, flexo. 217 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:54,577 So since when do you go to bars on work nights? 218 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:58,481 It's not like you at all. Nonsense. It's exactly like me. 219 00:13:58,514 --> 00:14:03,419 Flexo, the fun‐lovin' love machine fembots love to love. 220 00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:05,789 Hey, barkeep, I'll have a fuzzy navel, 221 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:08,391 and she'll have the girliest drink in the house. 222 00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:10,259 Two fuzzy navels comin' up. 223 00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:13,262 I hope they can make change for a fortune. 224 00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:18,001 Yo, get an eyeload of that filthy scab with the beard... 225 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,336 Flashin' his filthy scab money. 226 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,839 ‐ it's an insult to you, boss. ‐ yeah. 227 00:14:22,872 --> 00:14:26,342 That cash oughta be slushin' my fund and kicks‐in' my back. 228 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,377 I'm greasin' up my whoozits. 229 00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:30,379 Whoa, whoa, clamps. Not yet. 230 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:33,983 Let's just keep an eye on him and see if he does it a couple more times. 231 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:36,585 You're looking good to flexo tonight. 232 00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:39,889 Quit makin' with the googly eyes. You know that I'm in love with bender. 233 00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:42,391 Bender? That walkin' wuss factory? 234 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:46,395 He may be a walkin' factory, but believe me, he is no wuss. 235 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:49,966 Now look, you and me are through. I told you that when I divorced you. 236 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:52,268 But goin' through a divorce together, 237 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:54,537 you can't tell me that didn't bring us closer. 238 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,039 Care to dance? 239 00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:59,242 Well, you know I love dancin', but you always hated it. 240 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:03,947 In that case, it's somethin' I've always wanted to make up to you. 241 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:07,250 ♪ [ Techno ] 242 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,954 Hey, scratchmo! 243 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:14,323 How about droppin' me and the lady some rump‐rattlin' beats? 244 00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:16,926 I had hoped by the second time he flashed his cash, 245 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,962 my rage would've subsided. 246 00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:21,464 Sadly, that has not happened. 247 00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,368 ♪ [ Techno continues ] 248 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:28,304 You used to be so inflexible, flexo. 249 00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,339 You have really loosened up. 250 00:15:30,373 --> 00:15:32,842 I recently upgraded my funk card. 251 00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:35,211 [ Grunting ] Come on! 252 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:37,981 All right! Come on, now! 253 00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:40,516 What's new? Huh? 254 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,324 Ugh! 255 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:50,727 Flexo? What's goin' on? 256 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,697 [ Laughs ] Did, um‐‐ 257 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,733 oh! Flexo! 258 00:15:56,766 --> 00:16:00,303 [ All shouting ] 259 00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:10,413 So the moral of the story is... 260 00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:13,516 If you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it! 261 00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:16,219 [ Both laughing ] 262 00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:19,122 You know, you always were a kick in the teeth, man. 263 00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:23,526 Ah, shucks, thunder buns. You make me feel like a million volts. 264 00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:26,562 Oh, flexo, flexo, flexo. 265 00:16:26,595 --> 00:16:29,733 I'm startin' to remember why I fell for you in the first place. 266 00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:33,636 [ Thinking ] So, she's fallin' for flexo, eh? 267 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:37,140 I'd better seduce her a little more, just to be sure. 268 00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:40,710 Well, it's late. I should get home to my trailer. 269 00:16:40,744 --> 00:16:42,746 I'll walk you out. 270 00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:46,249 After all, a true gentlemen tends to his date's every need. 271 00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:48,251 Tiparillo? 272 00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:53,222 Here you are, my lad. 273 00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:57,593 Bring the lady's car around in the finest way possible. 274 00:16:57,626 --> 00:16:59,996 He's flashin' his cash loaf again. 275 00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:03,232 How many times is that? Two or three? Three. 276 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,402 All right. That's the necessary number of times. 277 00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:10,073 That scab's gonna have a little on‐the‐job accident. 278 00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:12,275 With all due respect, donbot, 279 00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:15,011 I don't think we should rely on an accident happenin'. 280 00:17:15,044 --> 00:17:17,613 ‐ let's kill him ourselves. ‐ [ Groans ] 281 00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:21,617 Well, good night. I had a great time. 282 00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:24,688 How about a lift... To your place? 283 00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,690 ‐ what? ‐ admit it. 284 00:17:26,723 --> 00:17:29,025 You felt somethin' for me tonight. 285 00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:31,227 And by "me" I mean flexo. 286 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,262 Hey, look, I had fun, but‐‐ 287 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:35,264 but? But‐‐ 288 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:38,835 bu‐u‐u‐t? 289 00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:42,906 [ Panting ] But‐‐ 290 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:46,209 [ both moaning ] 291 00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:54,918 Huh? Bender! You tricked me! 292 00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:58,855 That's right, baby! I ain't your lover boy flexo, 293 00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:00,857 the guy you love so much! 294 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:03,860 You even love anybody pretending to be him! 295 00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:08,097 Well, maybe I love you so much, I love you no matter who you're pretending to be. 296 00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:11,801 Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! 297 00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:14,570 There's only one reasonable course of action now. 298 00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:17,573 Kill flexo! Ow! 299 00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:21,177 No‐o‐o‐o! 300 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:27,316 ♪ [ Humming ] 301 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:32,188 ‐ [ Grunts ] ‐ thanks. I appreciate that. 302 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:35,224 [ Laughs ] Nah, I'm joshin' ya. That was quite annoying. 303 00:18:35,258 --> 00:18:37,226 You call yourself divorced? 304 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,996 You're makin' a mockery of one of our oldest institutions! 305 00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:43,700 What? [ Both grunting ] 306 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,704 All right, boss. Give the word, 307 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:51,040 and I'll drop this unbendable girder‐‐ clamp, clamp, ka‐bamp! 308 00:18:51,074 --> 00:18:54,210 Remember, only kill the one with the beard. 309 00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:56,713 That other filthy scab, we got nothin' against. 310 00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:02,786 [ Grunting continues ] 311 00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:10,960 ‐ that's low! ‐ please stop! I'm not worth it! 312 00:19:10,994 --> 00:19:13,429 Probably not, but I love you, 313 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:16,399 and I'm gonna kick his ass till I win you back! 314 00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:19,703 [ Grunting continues ] 315 00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:23,873 Whoa! Hey! [ Donbot ] Okay, clamps, now. 316 00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:27,276 ‐ [ Grunts ] ‐ [ Screaming ] 317 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,578 Oh, that's gotta clamp! 318 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,382 Flexo, are‐are you okay? 319 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:37,020 Yeah. Never better. [ Coughing ] 320 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:39,555 Nah, I'm yankin' your chain. I'm dyin'. 321 00:19:39,588 --> 00:19:43,727 You can't die! Tonight bender showed me that I love you. 322 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,162 But... I love you. 323 00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:49,098 [ Angleene ] I know, and I care for you too. 324 00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:54,637 But I could never love anyone as much as you made me realize I love flexo! 325 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:58,607 [ Sobbing ] But‐‐ but‐‐ 326 00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:02,411 [ sighs ] I love you so much, angleene, 327 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,048 I want you to be happy, no matter what. 328 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:07,250 But what are you sayin'? 329 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:12,789 I'm sayin' I've got an unbendable girder to bend. 330 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:15,792 You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable! 331 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,361 Well, I don't know anything about lifting, 332 00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:20,930 so that just leaves us the one option. 333 00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:24,533 [ Grunting ] 334 00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:39,182 [ Grunting continues ] 335 00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:49,993 Thanks, buddy. Another year under that, and I'd have been a goner. 336 00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:53,830 I'll always remember this, bender. 337 00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:58,201 Me too. Me too. 338 00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:00,236 Jerk. 339 00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:07,076 So, flexo and angleene had sex right there on the factory floor? 340 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:09,612 Well, at least you got bending out of your system. 341 00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:14,951 Yes. I won't be up to bending again for a long, long time. 342 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:18,121 Perhaps it's your outlook that needs a good bend‐‐ 343 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,156 a 90‐degree bend‐‐ 344 00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:23,626 to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment. 345 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:27,130 Professor, we're all sick of your upbeat attitude. [ All agreeing ] 346 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:31,100 Nonsense. It's just like in the song I wrote. 347 00:21:31,134 --> 00:21:34,103 ♪ We all need a new angle on life ♪ 348 00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:36,740 [ Sighs ] Bender, you've gotta help us. 349 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:40,710 I try to get out, but they keep pullin' me back in! 350 00:21:40,744 --> 00:21:44,413 ♪ Wangle a new dangle on life ♪ [ Bones cracking, groaning ] 351 00:21:44,447 --> 00:21:48,284 No, bender! The other way! I like him better this way. 352 00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:50,654 I'm sad now. 353 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,656 Eh, it's fine.