1 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,732 Is Nibbler stoked for the big pet show? 2 00:01:06,815 --> 00:01:09,902 He oughta be, with all the strict training I've been putting him through. 3 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:12,279 Nibbler, roll over and you get a ham. 4 00:01:13,071 --> 00:01:15,324 Roll over. Roll over for the ham. 5 00:01:18,452 --> 00:01:20,245 You are so adorable. 6 00:01:20,329 --> 00:01:21,788 Who wants a ham? 7 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:26,001 Zooka barooka! 8 00:01:26,084 --> 00:01:30,547 First prize is $500 and a year's supply of dog food! 9 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:32,925 $500, you say? 10 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:35,177 Dog food, you say? 11 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,767 Man, that dog is gonna be hard to beat. 12 00:01:42,351 --> 00:01:43,685 Look at him bring in the sheep. 13 00:01:43,769 --> 00:01:45,395 One sheep, two sheep... 14 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:47,731 Three sheep. 15 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:50,609 The dog is good. 16 00:01:50,692 --> 00:01:53,362 But our real competition is the hypno-toad. 17 00:02:12,422 --> 00:02:13,882 Your turn, Nibbler, honey. 18 00:02:13,966 --> 00:02:15,217 Herd those sheep! 19 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,013 Come on, Nibbler! 20 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:29,147 Ma'am, I have a late entry. 21 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:32,401 My hard-shelled whooping terrier, Mr. Zoidberg. 22 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:40,784 Faster! Faster! 23 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,044 - Ow! - Suck in that gut! 24 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:52,504 You want to be spayed? 25 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:53,964 Ah. 26 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,093 Silence, you cur! 27 00:02:58,176 --> 00:02:59,511 Puff out that brisket. 28 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:08,061 I should be weeping! 29 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:09,521 I'm not weeping! 30 00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:19,114 I love these things. 31 00:03:22,451 --> 00:03:23,785 Shake paws, Nibbler. 32 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:25,495 Come on. Shake. 33 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,039 He might be a little hungry. 34 00:03:27,122 --> 00:03:28,248 Shake, boy! 35 00:03:28,332 --> 00:03:31,126 Usually he's had more ham by now. Shake! 36 00:03:59,821 --> 00:04:03,367 Third prize, a party-sized keg of guinea pigs, 37 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,911 goes to Dave Spiegel 38 00:04:05,994 --> 00:04:07,871 and his owner, Fluffers. 39 00:04:10,332 --> 00:04:11,542 Second prize, 40 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:14,586 this lovely afghan made from an Afghan, 41 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,755 goes to Bender 42 00:04:16,838 --> 00:04:19,132 and his whooping terrier! 43 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:20,634 Second place? 44 00:04:20,717 --> 00:04:22,886 That's a fancy word for losing! 45 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,097 You didn't stick your landing! 46 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,015 Forgive me, my friend. 47 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:28,183 Never! 48 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,269 And before we announce the winner, 49 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:33,397 we have a special award for a first-time contestant. 50 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,608 Miss Leela and her mystery pet, Nibbler. 51 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:38,318 Me? 52 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:40,195 Award? Him? 53 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,697 Me? Good? 54 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:45,450 That's just the kind of eloquence you'd expect from the owner of 55 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:47,703 Dumbest Pet in Show! 56 00:04:51,915 --> 00:04:53,959 And the grand-prize winner, 57 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:57,045 the hypno-toad. 58 00:05:00,465 --> 00:05:03,802 All glory to the hypno-toad. 59 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:09,766 Maybe they're right. 60 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,101 Maybe Nibbler is dumb. 61 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:12,561 Don't listen to them, Leela. 62 00:05:12,644 --> 00:05:15,272 People said I was dumb, but I proved them. 63 00:05:16,189 --> 00:05:17,566 Good news, everyone! 64 00:05:17,649 --> 00:05:21,236 We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12, 65 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,572 but it's been completely destroyed. 66 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:24,865 Why is that good news? 67 00:05:24,948 --> 00:05:26,325 They paid in advance. 68 00:05:27,534 --> 00:05:29,912 - Excuse me. - This is mighty strange. 69 00:05:31,121 --> 00:05:33,624 First the civilization of Space Rome collapsed, 70 00:05:33,707 --> 00:05:36,084 then Don Martin III went kerflooey, 71 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,003 and now Tweenis 12. 72 00:05:38,086 --> 00:05:39,880 Looks like this planet is next in line. 73 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:40,964 That's Earth. 74 00:05:41,965 --> 00:05:43,550 The planet we live on? 75 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:45,260 I'd hate to be those guys. 76 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:53,977 What's got into him? 77 00:05:54,061 --> 00:05:56,855 He's twitching like Zoidberg when someone mentions the word "food." 78 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,690 What now? 79 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,694 No! Nibbler, come back! 80 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:08,450 Too bad Nibbler's not around. 81 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:12,579 I guess I'll have to eat this raw, dripping ham by myself. 82 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:18,460 Nibbler? 83 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:20,921 Nibbler, you're scaring me. 84 00:06:30,472 --> 00:06:32,474 Nibbler! 85 00:06:40,941 --> 00:06:42,484 Am I going crazy? 86 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,821 Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me? 87 00:06:55,163 --> 00:06:56,582 Nibbler, help! 88 00:06:56,665 --> 00:06:58,166 Don't leave me here! 89 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,478 Nibbler, could you scooch the seat up just a little bit? 90 00:07:34,953 --> 00:07:35,954 Leela back yet? 91 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,205 Fry, help me! 92 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:38,582 My heart stopped beating! 93 00:07:38,665 --> 00:07:40,709 You don't have a heart. You're a robot. 94 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,294 Sure. Right. 95 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:43,795 Robot. 96 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:47,090 Oh, Fry, my skin is all dry and clanky! 97 00:07:47,174 --> 00:07:49,426 Well, yeah. Robots are made of metal. 98 00:07:49,509 --> 00:07:51,386 Am I a robot? 99 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,722 Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. 100 00:07:53,805 --> 00:07:55,641 You already have my power of attorney. 101 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:57,142 Fry! 102 00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:00,187 My skin! 103 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,397 Ow! Ow! Ow! 104 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,649 I'm a genius. 105 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,067 Ow! Ow! 106 00:08:07,444 --> 00:08:10,113 Dr. Zoidberg, why is everyone acting so weird? 107 00:08:10,197 --> 00:08:11,740 Zoidbee want balloon. 108 00:08:11,823 --> 00:08:13,116 Want balloon now! 109 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,077 Zoidbee want go outside! 110 00:08:15,452 --> 00:08:17,537 I just let you back in! 111 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:20,916 This is unbelievable. 112 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:23,043 I thought you were a furry little moron, 113 00:08:23,126 --> 00:08:26,171 but here you are flying an adorable spaceship. 114 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,798 If only you could talk. 115 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,385 Wait! I understood that. 116 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:37,391 You say you're transmitting your thoughts directly to my brain? 117 00:08:39,935 --> 00:08:43,855 You say those awful flying brains are making everyone on Earth stupid? 118 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,360 Oh! Stupider. 119 00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:50,028 And you go on to say 120 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,863 that we're headed for your home planet, 121 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:54,658 where your race has lived since the beginning of the universe? 122 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:58,453 So, how did the universe begin? 123 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:07,004 Then the meaning of existence... 124 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,339 So every religion is wrong! 125 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,235 You fell. 126 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,320 Hi! 127 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:33,196 Today some bad things happened. 128 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,406 One bad thing was 129 00:09:34,489 --> 00:09:36,491 a train got crashed in New Jersey. 130 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:37,784 Want to see? 131 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:41,121 People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, 132 00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:43,373 "I'm sending in more trains." 133 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:50,714 Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. 134 00:09:50,797 --> 00:09:54,384 He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat. 135 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,637 It's a "T." It goes "tuh." 136 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,138 Hello, little man. 137 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,681 I will destroy you! 138 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,684 Man, even the news monster is acting strange. 139 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,769 What are we gonna do? 140 00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:05,270 Duh. I know! 141 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,855 Let's play the lottery! 142 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,774 No! Let's buy Internet stock. 143 00:10:08,857 --> 00:10:09,858 On margin! 144 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,027 Zoidbee wanna buy on margin. 145 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,529 Look at me! I'm invisible. 146 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,907 Wait a minute. I know what's going on here. 147 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,492 You've all become idiots! 148 00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:20,786 Hey, let's all join the Reform Party! 149 00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:22,621 Oh, yeah! 150 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,138 Welcome back, Lord Nibbler, 151 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,350 Ambassador to Earth, home world of the pizza bagel. 152 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:46,395 Thank you. I bear many receipts for reimbursement. 153 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:49,439 The Four welcomes a friendship to you as well, Leela. 154 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,024 We shall manipulate your mind, 155 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,235 so we appear to be speaking your language. 156 00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:55,070 Do not be afraid, my child. 157 00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:56,363 I'm not afraid. 158 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,156 Uh, good. Good. 159 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,659 So, your real name is Lord Nibbler? 160 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:01,827 That's a coincidence. 161 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,620 That name is for your sake. 162 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:07,249 In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, 163 00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:10,002 a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence 164 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,587 and sink into eternal night. 165 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:13,714 You're all so cute! 166 00:11:13,797 --> 00:11:14,798 No, we're not. 167 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,342 We Nibblonians are an ancient and powerful race. 168 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,677 Behold. 169 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,097 When the universe was forged in the crucible of the Big Bang, 170 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:25,475 our mighty race was already 17 years old. 171 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,102 Aw! 172 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,313 For the first 173 00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,773 millisecond of time, things were okay. 174 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,151 But then there arose a terrible enemy, 175 00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:35,944 the Brain Spawn. 176 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:42,367 Ever since, we have waged unceasing war 177 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,286 against these dreadful... 178 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:45,454 Lunch is ready. 179 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,582 Then let the feast of a thousand hams begin! 180 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:56,548 So why are these Brain Spawn attacking Earth, Nibbler? 181 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,176 The Brain Spawn hate all consciousness. 182 00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:00,928 The thoughts of others screech at them 183 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,306 like the forced laughs of a billion art-house movie patrons. 184 00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:06,433 Thus they travel from world to world, 185 00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:07,809 making everyone stupid 186 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,771 in order to wipe out all thought in the universe. 187 00:12:10,854 --> 00:12:12,231 Wipe out all thought? 188 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,315 My God! 189 00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:15,108 They're like flying televisions! 190 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,778 And even we are powerless to stop them, 191 00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:20,030 fearsome though we are. 192 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,201 There is but one being who can resist them. 193 00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:27,246 A child of destiny whose bizarre brain-wave pattern 194 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,456 makes him immune to the Brain Spawn attack. 195 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,292 He is the hope of the universe. 196 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,004 The fate of your world, 197 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,798 perhaps all worlds, 198 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:39,925 rests in his special mind. 199 00:12:40,008 --> 00:12:41,927 Now, when you say "special"... 200 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,937 Attention, New New Yorkers! 201 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,648 Stop acting so stupid! 202 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:09,871 Nibblonian fleet holding at perimeter of Moron Zone, 203 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,206 formerly known as Earth. 204 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:14,209 Why would Fry be immune to the flying brains? 205 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,460 Because he doesn't shower? 206 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:19,214 The Brain Spawn suppress intelligence by attacking the delta brain wave. 207 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,968 Every animal and robot in the universe generates this wave, 208 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:24,511 as do certain trees. 209 00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:26,680 Fry, however, does not. 210 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:32,269 Somehow he has cobbled together a random assortment of other brain waves 211 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:33,604 into a working mind. 212 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,064 Like a prom dress made from carpet remnants. 213 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,983 Yes, like your prom dress. 214 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:40,903 The Brain Spawn are commanded by a giant, evil brain 215 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,447 with a gooey center of pure hate. 216 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:47,868 Only Fry, with his superior yet inferior mind, can approach it. 217 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:49,745 You must tell him to disable it. 218 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,121 We will do the rest. 219 00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:52,372 You can count on me. 220 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,457 No, we can't. 221 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:56,418 Once on Earth, you will be too stupid to remember the message. 222 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,337 That's why we wrote it down for you. 223 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:03,634 We've also prepared a bag lunch and some mittens. 224 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,971 Time to reeducate you dunce bags. 225 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,514 We'll start with U.S. presidents. 226 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,434 This was our first president, George Washington. 227 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,482 Let's review. Who was our first president? 228 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,776 Um... 229 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,277 A pickle jar? 230 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,737 Thomas Jefferson? 231 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,160 Leela! I've been so worried! 232 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,453 Are you a bonehead? 233 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:34,081 I have to tell... 234 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:35,916 Must... 235 00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,668 Important... 236 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:39,586 Something. 237 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,464 Whoa, whoa. Slow down. You're going a mile a minute. 238 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,383 This! You for this. 239 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,467 Thanks! 240 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,262 No! 241 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,764 Ow! 242 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,182 Fire hot! 243 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,725 The professie will help. 244 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,853 Fire indeed hot. 245 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:04,236 Oh. Chester A. Arthur fall down. 246 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:05,362 Brain. 247 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:06,863 Brain make people dumb. 248 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:07,948 No, Leela. 249 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:10,242 Brain make people smart. 250 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,960 You go fight biggest brain of all. 251 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,378 Even bigger than those? 252 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,046 Holy nuts! Where is it? 253 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,131 I don't know. 254 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,426 Hmm. A giant brain is basically a giant nerd. 255 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,595 And where would a giant nerd be? 256 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,265 The library! 257 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,867 Pathetic human race. 258 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,996 Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. 259 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,497 Dewey, you fool. 260 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,626 Your decimal system has played right into my hands. 261 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,673 What do you want? 262 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,425 I'm here to kick your ass! 263 00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:09,843 Wishful thinking. 264 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,138 We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses. 265 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:22,606 Odd. My stupefaction field is having no effect on your ability to think. 266 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:23,690 That's right! 267 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,776 And I think you'll find that a little knowledge 268 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,361 is a dangerous thing! 269 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,781 Okay. Better think of a new plan. 270 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,491 Come on, Fry, think. 271 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,742 Thinking. 272 00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,118 Thinking... 273 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:38,872 Stop that! 274 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,707 Hey, thinking hurts him. 275 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,459 Maybe I can think of a way to use that. 276 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,130 Aha! Prepare to be thought at! 277 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,924 Leela, give me a topic. 278 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,467 Duh! 279 00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,302 Seriously. I can't think of anything. 280 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,558 I gotta find something to make me think. 281 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,351 Hardy Boys. Too easy. 282 00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,061 Nancy Drew. Too hard. 283 00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:03,981 Ah! Perfect! Bonfire of the Vanities! 284 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,484 No! It's unbearable! 285 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,906 The brains are weakening. 286 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950 Nibblonians to Nibble stations. 287 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,703 Prepare Cuddle Bug for deployment in 40 nibblets. 288 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,414 Sometimes I fear we are cute. 289 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,332 Oh! Niggle-snoosh! 290 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,002 Take that! And that! 291 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,504 This sentence I don't understand, but take this one! 292 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,716 You have not won yet. 293 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,344 Each book in this room is a gateway to a mental realm, 294 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:38,181 and I shall take you there and imprison you forever! 295 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,059 Icky! 296 00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:48,775 Where are we? 297 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:53,322 A gold doubloon to the man who first spies the white whale. 298 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,241 Big whale over there! 299 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,160 Arr! I saw it first. 300 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:02,497 Wait! That no white whale. 301 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,707 It gray thinkie whale. 302 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:06,251 Queequeg, let go of me. I have to kill it! 303 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,669 Farewell! 304 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,256 You will all be trapped in this dense symbolist tome, 305 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,507 forever! 306 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,886 Follow him! It's our only way out. 307 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,562 Excuse me. 308 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,939 Have you seen a giant brain? 309 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,067 Yep. I let him help me whitewash Aunt Polly's fence. 310 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,945 Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. 311 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,989 This is less fun than previously indicated. 312 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,661 Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity. 313 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,162 - Please, no! - Come on! 314 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,675 Mr. Fry, Mama tells us you're quite the oddity. 315 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,385 A bachelor at your age. 316 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,428 You think I'm an oddity? Wait till you see... 317 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:02,099 Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hertfordshire, 318 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,725 Mr. Brainley. 319 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,769 I'm a gigantic brain. 320 00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:08,438 - I say! - Most ungentleman-like! 321 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,942 Mr. Brainley, what news have you of the London season? 322 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,278 - Well... - Hey, brainy! Think fast! 323 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,613 I always think fast. 324 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,241 The whale, he be white now! 325 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,417 Leela, I've got an idea. 326 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,877 Stay here with Queequeg. 327 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,840 Is there Mrs. Queequeg? 328 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,930 I'm free! 329 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,933 All right, brain! 330 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,477 Get ready for some electroshock treatment! 331 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,871 Fry, don't die! 332 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,955 Wake up! 333 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,670 No! 334 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,428 "Leela cried for her lost love as Fry lay dead under the heavy bookcase. 335 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,556 "The Big Brain laughed in triumph. 336 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,643 "Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. 337 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,311 "The end." There! 338 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,313 Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. 339 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,483 A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors. 340 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,486 The Big Brain am winning again! 341 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,738 I am the greetest! 342 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,325 Now I am leaving Earth 343 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,285 for no raisin! 344 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,876 The Big Brain is defeated. 345 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,379 Let what must be done be done. 346 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,804 Me... 347 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,138 Feel... 348 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,642 A bit better in cognitive faculties. 349 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,726 I did it! 350 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,605 And it's all thanks to the books at my local library. 351 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,193 And so life returned to normal, 352 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,113 or as normal as it gets on this primitive dirt ball 353 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,031 inhabited by psychotic apes. 354 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,617 Thanks to the effect of the brain rays, 355 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,870 the people of Earth had no memory of what had transpired, 356 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,372 except Fry. 357 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,375 And no one believed him or cared what he had to say. 358 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,713 I, meanwhile, returned to my post, 359 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,174 ever vigilant, lest Earth again come under brain attack. 360 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,052 And when that day comes,God help us. 361 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,763 God help us all. 362 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,057 Time for a diapie change! 363 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,852 End transmission.