1 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:35,586 Fry, I know those cookies are fresh-a-licious, 2 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,588 but they produce an awful lot of trash. 3 00:00:52,144 --> 00:00:55,772 And, Bender, that aerosol head spray makes your antenna smell nice. 4 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,940 - Thank you. - But it's doing 5 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,817 long-term damage to the planet. 6 00:00:58,901 --> 00:01:01,653 So? It's not like it's the only one we've got. 7 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,697 Good news, everyone. 8 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:07,659 I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission. 9 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:08,827 Controversial? 10 00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:10,412 Oh, my, no. 11 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:13,957 For this highly controversial mission, 12 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,376 you'll be towing the Juan Valdez, 13 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:20,797 an orbiting supertanker full of rich Colombian dark matter. 14 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,090 Dark matter oil? 15 00:01:22,174 --> 00:01:24,384 What if we hit something? The tanker could leak. 16 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:26,011 Impossible. 17 00:01:26,094 --> 00:01:28,472 The tanker has 6,000 hulls. 18 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:31,642 So, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof. 19 00:01:32,851 --> 00:01:36,605 Now, once you've hauled the tanker past the protesters... 20 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:38,607 - Protesters? - Correct. 21 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:40,484 Six thousand hulls. 22 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:44,613 Why do we have to fly within three feet of this penguin preserve on Pluto? 23 00:01:44,696 --> 00:01:46,782 To avoid the tollbooth. 24 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:51,995 Okay, she's all restocked with emergency jam. Let's get going. 25 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,248 At the risk of sounding negative, no. 26 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,584 Look, Professor, I can't participate in this mission. 27 00:01:57,668 --> 00:01:59,086 What are you yapping about? 28 00:01:59,169 --> 00:02:02,339 This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment. 29 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:05,342 In fact, I'm gonna go join those protesters. 30 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,094 This is an outrage! 31 00:02:07,177 --> 00:02:10,347 I demand you hand over your captain's jacket. 32 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,099 This is my normal jacket. 33 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:13,600 I've had it for 10 years. 34 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:14,935 I said hand it over. 35 00:02:16,728 --> 00:02:20,357 Well, Fry, or should I say 36 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,109 Captain Fry? 37 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:23,527 No, I shouldn't, 38 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,029 because Bender is the new captain. 39 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,948 - Bender? - That's right. 40 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:31,118 Being captain is about intuition and heart. 41 00:02:31,201 --> 00:02:33,370 A good captain can't have either one. 42 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:37,457 That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job. 43 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:40,752 Well, I do think of human life as expendable. 44 00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:42,129 No fair. 45 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:44,172 Leela was training me to be captain. 46 00:02:44,256 --> 00:02:46,383 She even let me sit on her lap and steer, 47 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,634 in this comic I drew. 48 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:49,636 Ooh. The new one's out. 49 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:53,724 Fry, the title of captain may inflate the human ego, 50 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,935 but it's beneath the notice of my mighty robo-logic. 51 00:02:58,353 --> 00:02:59,605 Now, look spry, men! 52 00:02:59,688 --> 00:03:01,440 We launch at six bells. 53 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:13,994 Greetings, eco-nauts. 54 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:15,662 I'm Free Waterfall, Sr., 55 00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:17,539 founder of Penguins Unlimited. 56 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:21,335 No, no. No applause. 57 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:24,922 Every time you clap your hands, you kill thousands of spores 58 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,257 that'll someday form a nutritious fungus. 59 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:30,052 Just show your approval with a mold-friendly thumbs up. 60 00:03:31,595 --> 00:03:33,847 Please hold your thumbs until the end. 61 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:36,516 Now, folks, it's time to stop that tanker 62 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,894 with a nonviolent human circle. 63 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:41,063 Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? 64 00:03:41,146 --> 00:03:42,606 Can't we just kick their asses? 65 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,857 Now, little lady, 66 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:46,526 those people's asses are living things, too. 67 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:55,452 Aye! We're hitched up tighter than Davy Jones's U-Haul. 68 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,620 At ease, men. 69 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,121 I am at ease. 70 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:01,792 Mr. Fry, I like to give my first mate an informal nickname. 71 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,462 From now on, you'll be known as Wiggles. 72 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:06,880 The hell I will! 73 00:04:06,964 --> 00:04:08,715 Have you even read the Captain's Handbook? 74 00:04:10,509 --> 00:04:11,552 I have now. 75 00:04:11,635 --> 00:04:14,471 And what's Peter Parrot's first rule of captaining? 76 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:18,016 Always respect the chain o' command, Captain. 77 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,393 Correct, Wiggles. 78 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:22,729 You've just earned an invitation to the captain's table. 79 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,983 The captain's table. 80 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,609 What an honor. 81 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:32,781 Our peace ring has them trapped like a tiger in a washing machine. 82 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:37,369 Get ready! 83 00:04:37,452 --> 00:04:39,413 Okay, watch yourself. Here they come. 84 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,711 When you were planning this peace ring, 85 00:04:45,794 --> 00:04:48,880 didn't you realize spaceships can move in three dimensions? 86 00:04:48,964 --> 00:04:50,048 No, I did not. 87 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:02,644 Folks, that tanker gave us the slip. 88 00:05:02,728 --> 00:05:04,771 But we'll stop them here on Pluto. 89 00:05:04,855 --> 00:05:07,399 If you're cold, rub your bodies with permafrost. 90 00:05:07,482 --> 00:05:08,984 It's nature's long johns. 91 00:05:11,069 --> 00:05:14,698 If rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right. 92 00:05:15,657 --> 00:05:17,659 This here is our penguin preserve. 93 00:05:19,578 --> 00:05:21,914 Aw. They're so cute. 94 00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:24,708 They're like if puppies and kittens could have babies. 95 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:28,420 We use hand puppets around the young'uns to simulate a natural environment. 96 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:37,346 That's adorable. 97 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,555 Ow! 98 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,771 But I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles. 99 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:49,483 I won it for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo. 100 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,319 It was on the Australian news. You probably didn't see it. 101 00:05:52,402 --> 00:05:53,779 Brilliant! 102 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:55,572 Would you cram a sock in it, Bender! 103 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,823 Those aren't even medals. 104 00:05:56,907 --> 00:05:59,284 They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices. 105 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,955 Thank you, steward. 106 00:06:03,038 --> 00:06:05,249 Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast 107 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,667 to your gallant captain? 108 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,252 Fine! I've got a toast. 109 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,629 To Captain Bender, he's the best... 110 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,173 ...at being a big jerk who's stupid, 111 00:06:13,257 --> 00:06:15,759 and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt. 112 00:06:16,093 --> 00:06:17,553 Ah, I've heard better. 113 00:06:17,636 --> 00:06:19,763 If I were in charge, I wouldn't treat you like this. 114 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,890 You're nothing but a big blowhard. 115 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:26,186 Sir, you forget yourself! 116 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:27,271 Shut up! 117 00:06:32,651 --> 00:06:34,861 Being captain is obviously more important to you 118 00:06:34,945 --> 00:06:36,488 than being my friend. 119 00:06:36,572 --> 00:06:38,907 - I'm going. - Going? 120 00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:42,202 But a captain can't drink without his first mate. 121 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,583 You can drink with me, maybe? 122 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,793 I don't feel like drinking. 123 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,754 Then if you'll excuse me, I see some ravioli 124 00:06:52,838 --> 00:06:55,173 that only has two shoe prints on it. 125 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:57,050 Three. 126 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:07,644 Oh, Greenland is a barren land 127 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,606 A land that bears no green 128 00:07:10,689 --> 00:07:14,651 Where there's ice and snow And the whalefishies blow 129 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,029 Captain, please, have some liquor. 130 00:07:17,112 --> 00:07:19,364 You robots need alcohol to function. 131 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:22,242 Get out! I once knew a guy. 132 00:07:22,326 --> 00:07:23,619 You look like him. 133 00:07:23,702 --> 00:07:25,329 He wasn't neither. 134 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,415 I'm a good captain. 135 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:31,209 Please, sir. I love you like a father. 136 00:07:37,299 --> 00:07:38,300 Here they come. 137 00:07:38,383 --> 00:07:39,885 Oh, I hope they read my sign. 138 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,224 Bender's flying too low! 139 00:07:45,307 --> 00:07:46,725 And he's upside down! 140 00:07:46,808 --> 00:07:48,560 He must be talking on a cell phone. 141 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,323 What's happening? 142 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,244 All 6,000 hulls have been breached! 143 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:06,870 Oh, the fools! 144 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,790 If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls. 145 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:11,375 When will they learn? 146 00:08:25,055 --> 00:08:29,184 Continuing our coverage of a tragic, but faraway, story. 147 00:08:29,268 --> 00:08:31,103 The crisis on Pluto worsens 148 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:33,981 as dark matter spreads throughout the penguin habitat. 149 00:08:34,064 --> 00:08:36,191 The images are truly horrific. 150 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,409 I don't think any of us can understand 151 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,370 how those poor, oil-drenched penguins feel. 152 00:08:50,956 --> 00:08:52,666 Oily humanoid. 153 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,254 At the time of the crash, the tanker captain 154 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,048 had an alcohol level of .08%, 155 00:09:00,132 --> 00:09:03,051 well below the legal limit for robots. 156 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,555 Son, as your lawyer, 157 00:09:06,638 --> 00:09:10,142 I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket of trouble. 158 00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:12,144 But I done struck you a deal. 159 00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:14,438 Five hours of community service 160 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,523 cleaning up that whole mess you caused. 161 00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:18,901 Five hours? Oh, man! 162 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:20,986 Couldn't you have just got me the death penalty? 163 00:09:21,069 --> 00:09:23,697 I'd have done better, but it's plumb hard 164 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:27,910 pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. 165 00:09:27,993 --> 00:09:29,745 Yeah, good luck with that. 166 00:09:48,472 --> 00:09:51,016 Now you stay away from those puffin twins. 167 00:09:53,268 --> 00:09:55,270 Good way to avoid frostbite, folks, 168 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:57,731 put your hands between your buttocks. 169 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,274 That's nature's pocket. 170 00:09:59,358 --> 00:10:01,944 Uh... I think I'll go check on Bender. 171 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:03,820 Watch that he doesn't pick your pocket. 172 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,577 Can't beat fresh-squeezed. 173 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:13,997 Bender, can you at least pretend you're being punished? 174 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,460 And clean the black parts, too. 175 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,548 Are they black with white feathers or white with black feathers? 176 00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:26,718 It don't matter, baby. They're all beautiful. 177 00:10:28,512 --> 00:10:30,806 Yo, screws, more Tegrin over here. 178 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,766 Oh! What's this? 179 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:53,620 Oh, man, he got away. 180 00:10:53,704 --> 00:10:55,998 I guess this is why Chief says no hugging. 181 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,501 Good work, everyone. 182 00:10:59,585 --> 00:11:01,753 I suggest you all go get some sleep. 183 00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:04,172 Me? Well, I'm gonna stay up all night 184 00:11:04,256 --> 00:11:07,301 singing songs about penguins in a fine, piercing tenor. 185 00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:10,178 Has anyone seen Bender? 186 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,431 Bender! 187 00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:14,683 Here, robot, robot, robot! 188 00:11:16,602 --> 00:11:19,688 Hey, why weren't you Kong Donkeys outside cleaning up? 189 00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:23,567 They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job, 190 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,611 and eating penguin eggs. 191 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:26,987 You ate most of them. 192 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,281 So, where's Captain Bender? 193 00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:31,408 Off catastrophizing some other planet? 194 00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:34,119 Damn it, Fry! 195 00:11:34,202 --> 00:11:36,496 He may have done wrong, but he's still your captain. 196 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:39,082 I'm worried about him. He didn't come back with the group. 197 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,542 - He didn't? - No. 198 00:11:40,626 --> 00:11:43,545 And with windchill it's 20 degrees below absolute zero. 199 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:44,630 I better go find him. 200 00:11:44,713 --> 00:11:45,964 Wait. Let me. 201 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,799 Bender and I have our disagreements, 202 00:11:47,883 --> 00:11:49,134 but we're still friends. 203 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:51,220 And I'm gonna show him what that means. 204 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,224 To the ship! 205 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:56,683 Why don't you just walk? 206 00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:59,061 He was only about 20 yards from here. 207 00:11:59,144 --> 00:12:01,230 Madam, I am in command now. 208 00:12:01,772 --> 00:12:03,232 Such a man. 209 00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:06,068 I'd follow him to hell and back, I would. 210 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,750 What the... 211 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:28,173 What's this water made of, ice? 212 00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:29,591 Forget this! 213 00:13:13,802 --> 00:13:16,096 Captain, I don't think we're on Pluto any longer. 214 00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,640 In fact, we may have left space as we know it. 215 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:19,975 Then where are we? 216 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:21,768 You said you knew how to navigate. 217 00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:24,646 Stop yelling at me! 218 00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:42,891 Folks, it's worse than we thought. 219 00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:46,311 Seems dark matter is nature's sex drug. 220 00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:50,148 It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen, 221 00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,943 penguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly. 222 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,528 Why, it's making them ultra-fertile. 223 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:55,612 How ultra? 224 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,991 Well, your garden variety penguin lays one egg a year. 225 00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:01,827 Since the spill, our penguins have been laying six eggs 226 00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:03,870 every 15 minutes. 227 00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:06,123 Also, the eggs hatch in only 12 hours. 228 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,001 Also, the males are laying eggs. 229 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,630 This man has over-gasped. 230 00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:18,635 If the birds keep multiplying, there'll soon be too many to count. 231 00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:22,097 Before long, the penguins will exhaust their food supply 232 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,807 and starve to death. 233 00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:27,352 Oh, if only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto 234 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:30,063 and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened. 235 00:15:30,147 --> 00:15:32,065 Can't we stop them from multiplying? 236 00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:34,735 Yes, I reckon it is our responsibility. 237 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:36,278 And thankfully, we have a plan. 238 00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,113 What is it? We'll do anything. 239 00:15:38,196 --> 00:15:40,407 Everyone, grab your guns. 240 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,785 I declare penguin-hunting season officially open! 241 00:15:52,502 --> 00:15:53,962 We can't shoot penguins! 242 00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:56,423 Isn't there some way to keep them from breeding? 243 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:59,718 Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures. 244 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:02,679 Now, surely you agree that a quick semi-painless death 245 00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,932 is a damn sight better than weeks of starvation. 246 00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:08,477 Well, I suppose, but... I mean, 247 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,272 I joined Penguins Unlimited to love penguins, not to hunt them. 248 00:16:12,356 --> 00:16:14,441 This time, the two are one and the same. 249 00:16:14,524 --> 00:16:15,609 Now, are you with us, 250 00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:17,945 or are you gonna let innocent penguins suffer? 251 00:16:20,489 --> 00:16:22,532 Oh, God, it's inhuman! 252 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,159 It's like Hong Kong! 253 00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:25,494 I'll do it! 254 00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:30,040 That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface. 255 00:16:30,499 --> 00:16:32,793 - Rifle check! - Oh, yeah! 256 00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,211 Wee doggie! 257 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,672 Hey, you're enjoying this. 258 00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:39,258 Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins. 259 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:42,302 But if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it. 260 00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:43,762 I'm sorry, 261 00:16:43,845 --> 00:16:46,765 but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism. 262 00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:49,184 Oh, really? How about blowing up dams? 263 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,812 Yeah, that is fun. 264 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,814 Let's conservate. 265 00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:00,612 It's been an honor to serve under you, sir. 266 00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:10,080 All right. This is for their own good. 267 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,208 Don't leave orphans. Gotta kill entire families. 268 00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:19,965 But they're so cute. 269 00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,675 No, you can do this. 270 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,927 It's just like murdering a little butler. 271 00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,972 I... I can't look. 272 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,062 Oh, no! 273 00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:35,981 What have I done? 274 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:43,280 You poor little guy! 275 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,823 I'm so sorry. 276 00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:45,991 I... Bender? 277 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:55,918 What's going on? 278 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,878 Were you hiding out with these little guys? 279 00:17:57,961 --> 00:17:59,087 Of course not! 280 00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:00,464 Filthy ice rats. 281 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,840 Scat! Shoo! 282 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,927 What are you doing? Get away. 283 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,137 Aw! They love you. 284 00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:08,639 Well, I don't love them. 285 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,849 Aw. 286 00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:16,480 I don't know why, 287 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,690 but when I look down at their little faces, 288 00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:20,317 it makes me wanna puke. 289 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,485 In a good way. 290 00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:34,831 Stop! Stop shooting! 291 00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:37,084 It's me, Leela. 292 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,460 Sorry. 293 00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:41,546 Why aren't you firing randomly into those birds, little lady? 294 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,881 Don't you wanna help them? 295 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:43,966 Not this way. 296 00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:45,050 What? 297 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,636 Why, you're not a tree-hugging kook at all. 298 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:51,473 Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not, 299 00:18:51,557 --> 00:18:54,518 but I do know the decision shouldn't be in the hands of people 300 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,520 who just wanna kill for fun. 301 00:18:57,396 --> 00:19:01,233 Leela, you may just be farming some free-range truth there. 302 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:06,113 On the other hand, we already made up 200 pounds of batter for penguin tempura. 303 00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:08,490 Okay, boys, it's them or us! 304 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:10,242 No! 305 00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,453 - Hey, where'd they... - Attack! 306 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,010 Oh, God. 307 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:33,974 Make sure they use every part of my body! 308 00:19:34,057 --> 00:19:36,435 I'll avenge your death, son! 309 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:39,187 They used to be such peaceful birds. 310 00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:40,898 I suppose this was your doing. 311 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:42,482 Yep, it's like I taught them. 312 00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,569 If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite. 313 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,613 Now, to take off my tuxedo. 314 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:55,621 Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator. Uh-oh. 315 00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:05,422 Oh. If only we had a toboggan. 316 00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:09,551 Faster! Faster! 317 00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,153 Oh, right, they can swim. 318 00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:29,529 It's all coming back to me now. 319 00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:37,871 - It's Fry. - Wiggles? 320 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,007 Well, at least it'll help reduce their population. 321 00:20:49,091 --> 00:20:52,135 Yeah, life is hilariously cruel. 322 00:20:58,642 --> 00:21:00,435 Permission to come aboard, Wiggles? 323 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:03,814 Granted. We can't take off without our captain. 324 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,319 Oh, and bring my toboggan. 325 00:21:12,781 --> 00:21:15,033 So, Leela, were you able to help the penguins? 326 00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:16,118 Well, sure. 327 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,869 I mean, not really. 328 00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:20,497 I mean, nature will work itself out. 329 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:22,583 It can't screw things up any worse than we did 330 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,251 trying to fix things. Right? 331 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,753 - I don't know. - Quit your worrying. 332 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:28,797 Thanks to my shining influence, 333 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,050 those stupid birds will do just fine.