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Push, Mrs. Fry. You're almost there.

2
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You can do it, honey.
Squeeze one out for America.

3
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Hey, keep it down! It's the ninth inning!

4
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Here's the 0-2 pitch to Claypool.

5
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He's taking all the way
for a called strike three.

6
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Swing the bat, you bum!

7
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It's a boy. And look at that red hair!

8
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You saying my son is a commie?

9
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And Grody leans into the pitch.

10
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It hits him! The Mets win!

11
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This is the happiest day of my life!

12
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Here's your baby, ma'am.

13
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Yeah, okay, thanks.

14
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So, what should we name him?

15
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Eh, you pick. I picked dinner last night.

16
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Well, I was thinking of Philip,
after those screwdrivers.

17
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That's a fantastic idea.

18
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More morphine, please.

19
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Look, Yancy, it's
your baby brother Philip.

20
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I wanna be named Philip!

21
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Me Philip! Me Philip!

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Son, your name is Yancy,

23
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just like me and my grandfather,
and so on,

24
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all the way back to minuteman Yancy Fry,

25
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who blasted commies
in the American Revolution.

26
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Philip, until I find
a suitable model of an ICBM,

27
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you'll have to make do
learning to fear this toy spacecraft.

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Mine! Mine!

29
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Come on!

30
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Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

31
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To hell with your spoiled baby.
I need those shoes!

32
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And it's a dead heat!

33
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They're checking the electron microscope.

34
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And the winner is

35
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number three in a quantum finish!

36
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No fair!

37
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You changed the outcome by measuring it!

38
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How'd you do, Fry?

39
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I'll tell you when my horse finishes.

40
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Bad.

41
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In today's field,
we own four horses and two jockeys.

42
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We just put our best jockey
out to stud, Amy.

43
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He's perfect for you.

44
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Hey, baby, ever do it in a suitcase?

45
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Ooh, look! It's the centaur race!

46
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Ow! Oh!

47
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Come on, come on!

48
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Hey, Leela, how about a kiss
for good luck?

49
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I meant tongue luck.

50
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Ow! Ow!

51
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And the winner is
number four, Steven!

52
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I am so unlucky.

53
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I've run over black cats
that were luckier than me.

54
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Get your piping hot horse burgers,
horse fries, horse cakes and shakes.

55
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We got tongue
straight from the horse's mouth.

56
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- Hmm...
- It all sounds good.

57
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All our horses are 100% horse-fed

58
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for that double-horse, juiced-in goodness.

59
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I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet
with Horse Beaters.

60
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And you, sir? How can I horse you?

61
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I'll have a horse Coke.

62
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Horse Pepsi okay?

63
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Nay.

64
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Hey, what are you doing?

65
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This.

66
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Dear horse god,

67
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I know I don't usually pray to you.

68
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Sometimes I doubt you even exist.

69
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But if you're willing to grant me luck,
please stamp your hoof once.

70
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Come on, number six! Move it!

71
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Don't do that! What are you...

72
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Man, it's contagious.

73
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And the winner is Harry Trotter

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by the entire racetrack.

75
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Yahoo!

76
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That'll teach those other horses
to take drugs.

77
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That's it!

78
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You can only take my money
for so long before you take it all,

79
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and I say enough!

80
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I've got $1 left,

81
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and this one I'm holding on to.

82
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Oh, no, you don't.

83
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I may not know much about horses,

84
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but I know a lot
about doing anything for $1.

85
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If you think bad luck can defeat me,

86
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then you don't know my name is Philip J...

87
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Phew!

88
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That is one unlucky guy.

89
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Kareem's got the skyhook,

90
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but Philip J. Fry's got the space-hook.

91
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Yancy drives.

92
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He goes up with his patented space-hook.

93
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Hey! That's my patented space-hook.

94
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You stole it.

95
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You're not the president of it.

96
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Holy camoly!

97
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A seven-leaf clover!

98
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I'm dying of old age!

99
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Game over! Phil wins!

100
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Yancy's fans are stunned!

101
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There'll be no celebration
at the Yancydome!

102
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Lucky.

103
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Well, someone's in a good mode.

104
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Let's just say I lucked out at the track.

105
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Also, I rigged one race.

106
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I'd have won
a lot of money, too,

107
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if I still had my lucky seven-leaf clover.

108
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Plus, I'd still have my hair.

109
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I got your page, Mr. Fry.

110
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Your new hair is ready.

111
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So, whatever happened
to this seven-leaf clover?

112
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I hid it in a secret hiding place
whose location I never told anyone.

113
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Not even Scruffy.

114
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So the clover is still
in the hiding place, maybe?

115
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Hey, yeah, maybe it is still there,

116
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underground in the ruins of Old New York,

117
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helping some ant defeat another ant.

118
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Or helping some piece of dirt
turn its luck around.

119
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Dirt doesn't need luck.

120
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I'm going down there
to get my clover back.

121
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Some of the tunnels have metal bars,

122
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so I'll need someone
who's good at bending.

123
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- Leela, how about you?
- Sure, I'll do it.

124
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Like hell you will!

125
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Bending is my middle name.

126
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- It is?
- Yeah.

127
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My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

128
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Here's the entrance.

129
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From this moment on,

130
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I declare my bad luck officially over.

131
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He was fun.

132
00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,073
Well, if we get bored
looking for the clover,

133
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I've got Tetris on this thing.

134
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Look, up ahead.

135
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Old New York.

136
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The city that inspired
a casino in Las Vegas.

137
00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:24,253
Wow, we've got Manhattan all to ourselves.

138
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I can finally do all the crazy stuff
I always dreamed of doing.

139
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Howard Stern is overrated!

140
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Oh... Oops!

141
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New York is so burned!

142
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Remember when Mayor Giuliani
cracked down on jaywalking?

143
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- No.
- Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?

144
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Ooh!

145
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As you know,
the big break-dance battle is Saturday.

146
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So if we want to win

147
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those Jam Master Jay
autographed parachute pants,

148
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our crew has to pop,

149
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lock and bust the freshest.

150
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,793
Noticeably F.A.T., drop us a beat.

151
00:09:08,797 --> 00:09:10,632
- Name?
- Cosmic F.

152
00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,010
- Style?
- Outer space.

153
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Special moves?

154
00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,429
The moonwalk.

155
00:09:16,179 --> 00:09:17,180
The robot.

156
00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:19,391
The Zero G.

157
00:09:21,351 --> 00:09:23,395
- Name?
- Cosmic Y.

158
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Style?

159
00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,106
Uh... Deep space.

160
00:09:26,189 --> 00:09:27,608
"Deep space"?

161
00:09:27,691 --> 00:09:28,817
Special moves?

162
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,485
- The space walk.
- Hey!

163
00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:33,614
- The robot.
- The robot? That's similar to mine!

164
00:09:33,697 --> 00:09:35,073
The Zero G.

165
00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:40,120
What are you doing?
You totally ripped off my routine.

166
00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:41,538
You calling me a biter?

167
00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:46,043
Why do you always have to steal
everything from me, Yancy?

168
00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:47,753
Find your own life and live it.

169
00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,755
Stop illin'. Word.

170
00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,965
Well, I'd like to see you
try to steal this!

171
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The septuple head spin.

172
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,511
He's just scratching.

173
00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,722
No one's ever done more than a quadruple.

174
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Oh, yeah?

175
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,392
Noticeably F.A.T., rewind the tape.

176
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,826
Crazy sucker.

177
00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:23,455
Phil, you're hype!

178
00:10:23,538 --> 00:10:25,374
That was ice-cold, bro.

179
00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:29,336
Fry, if I ever see you try
anything that crazy again,

180
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,757
this crew might just have
some new parachute pants!

181
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,846
Stop hogging the clover!

182
00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:43,183
Ow!

183
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,862
All right, team.
Let's go find that clover.

184
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,114
Which way to your house?

185
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:59,074
The sign says we're at 71st Street.

186
00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:00,867
71st Street?

187
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,661
Hmm. Never heard of it.

188
00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:04,663
Downtown could be in any direction.

189
00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:05,747
No sweat.

190
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,166
We'll just take a spin on the B train.

191
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,960
Ooh!

192
00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:11,795
That feels funny.

193
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,049
This is
the Brooklyn-bound B train,

194
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,677
making local stops
at wherever the hell I feel like.

195
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,262
Watch for the closing doors.

196
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,155
Wake up, buddy. End of the line.

197
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,827
Gosh, my old neighborhood.

198
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:44,995
Oh!

199
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:47,247
That's the bench
where I found some shirts!

200
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:50,250
That fire hydrant,
in the summer, we'd light on fire.

201
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,961
On that corner,
some guy with a bushy beard

202
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,796
handed out a socialist newsletter.

203
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,215
Was it poorly xeroxed?

204
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,466
You better believe it.

205
00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,259
The old comedians were right.

206
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,303
This place is a lot different from LA.

207
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,641
Pardon me. Did I overhear you say
you used to live here?

208
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,143
- That's right.
- Did you know Andy Goldman?

209
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,312
Yeah. He was my neighbor. Why?

210
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:12,105
I mutated from him!

211
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,482
Get outta here!

212
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,234
What's Andy up to these days?

213
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,153
The short answer is, I'm teaching.

214
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,989
- He seemed nice.
- Sure, when he's sober.

215
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,619
Holy camoly!

216
00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:27,037
The house I grew up in!

217
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,288
It's still there!

218
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,376
Man, Father Time
really took a bat to this place.

219
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:39,508
That stupid clover
is a worthless piece of garbage!

220
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:40,717
Give it, give it, give it!

221
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,302
Mom! Help!

222
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,930
Yes!

223
00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:47,224
Mom, Yancy's trying to steal my clover.

224
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,393
Yancy, stealing is wrong.

225
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,895
- I'm gonna pile-drive you!
- Stop it!

226
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,230
You're dead meat!

227
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,984
What's happening up there?

228
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,361
Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the nukes?

229
00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:00,571
Not yet, Commander.

230
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,365
Yancy's just trying
to steal my stuff, as usual.

231
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:06,076
Well, he'd better keep
his hands off these bananas.

232
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:09,496
Gonna need them when the radiation
turns us all into monkeys.

233
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,210
The Ronco Record Vault.

234
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,797
Yancy will never get his hands on you
in here, or my money back.

235
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:24,011
Ah! The Breakfast Club soundtrack.

236
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,514
Man, I can't wait till I'm old enough
to feel ways about stuff.

237
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,186
Stay safe, clover.

238
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,980
I may need you again someday.

239
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,533
This was the storage room.

240
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,328
My dad spent years
turning it into a bomb shelter.

241
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,539
And yet you guys never had
a single nuclear war.

242
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,790
What a waste.

243
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,250
This is it.

244
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,211
My Ronco Record Vault.

245
00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:00,589
I still remember the combination.

246
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,091
Three.

247
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,761
It's stuck.

248
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:10,557
The Achilles' heel of the Ronco design
is its structural resonance frequency.

249
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,725
Allow me.

250
00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,070
There we go.

251
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:25,530
Here it is.

252
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,366
The Breakfast Club soundtrack.

253
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,493
You mean breakfast club sandwich.

254
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:32,412
I hid my seven-leaf clover
in this very record jacket,

255
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,206
so my brother Yancy wouldn't get it.

256
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,333
Here goes.

257
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,377
It's gone!

258
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,964
The whole place has been cleaned out!

259
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,758
Yancy stole my clover. That thief!

260
00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:46,635
How do you know it didn't disintegrate?

261
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,720
Everything else in here held up okay.

262
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,931
Except Sports by Huey Lewis.

263
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,104
I don't know why my brother
hated me so much.

264
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,398
Oh... Brothers always fight.

265
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,483
I'm sure deep down he loved you.

266
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,653
He just never got a chance to say it
before you got frozen.

267
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:05,821
You think?

268
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,406
'Cause I always kind of wished that...

269
00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:11,326
Who is that godlike figure?

270
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,995
It's my brother, Yancy!

271
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,498
And there, in his lapel,
my seven-leaf clover!

272
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,958
I knew he stole it!

273
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,042
Hold the phone.

274
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,629
If that's Yancy, why does
the inscription say "Philip J. Fry"?

275
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,215
Wait a second. That's my name.

276
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,300
Good Lord!

277
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,011
He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!

278
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,388
Apparently, this brave Adonis,

279
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,515
this Cadillac of men,

280
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,018
was the "first person on Mars."

281
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,311
First person on Mars?

282
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,813
I should have been
the first person on Mars!

283
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,189
He stole my clover,

284
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,483
he stole my name, and he stole my life.

285
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,653
And now he broke my hand.

286
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,031
His legend lives on.

287
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,622
So you opened the record vault,
and the clover was gone?

288
00:15:56,705 --> 00:16:00,334
Yep. Nothing in there
but all the best music of the 1980s

289
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,877
in one amazing collection.

290
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,838
Survivor, Pat Benatar, the Scorpions.

291
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,964
The list goes on.

292
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,885
That clover helped my rat fink brother
steal my dream of going into space.

293
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,428
Now I'll never get there.

294
00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:13,513
You went there this morning for doughnuts.

295
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,641
"First person on Mars."

296
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,227
Oh! So your brother
was that Philip J. Fry.

297
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,354
I'm Philip J. Fry!

298
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,522
He stole my name after I got frozen.

299
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,899
Shut up, friends.

300
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,152
My Internet browser
heard us saying the word "Fry,"

301
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,572
and it found a movie
about Philip J. Fry for us.

302
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:34,243
It also opened my calendar to Friday

303
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,119
and ordered me some French fries.

304
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,749
Philip J. Fry,

305
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,210
astronaut, philanthropist, entrepreneur,

306
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,213
was a great man truly worthy of narration.

307
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,674
Fry was the first man on Mars,

308
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,801
a feat that has never since been equaled.

309
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,344
That should've been me!

310
00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:54,096
The ever-lucky Fry

311
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,223
made his fortune after striking oil

312
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,184
in the bathroom of the mansion
he had won in a lottery.

313
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,937
That's my clover! Yancy stole it.

314
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,440
After a whirlwind fling
with Icelandic supermodel Njord,

315
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,401
Fry scored a string of top-10 hits

316
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,069
with his rock band Leaf Seven,

317
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:10,737
known for their hypnotic rhythms,

318
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,948
driving bass lines and memorable hooks.

319
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,449
That's what I'm known for!

320
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,993
Phil came in, right?

321
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,120
He strummed out this tune, yeah?

322
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,289
And I said, "That's a number-one record."

323
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,083
Today,
Fry spends most of his time

324
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,211
in his grave
at Orbiting Meadows National Cemetery,

325
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,630
buried with the trademark
seven-leaf clover

326
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,465
that will bring him luck in the next life,

327
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,301
perhaps, some Egyptians believe.

328
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,177
So that's where my clover is.

329
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,638
Hey, is that orbiting cemetery near here?

330
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,515
It will be in a couple hours.

331
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,767
Good. Leela, Bender,

332
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,394
we're going grave robbing.

333
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:43,645
I'll get my kit!

334
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,985
Thanks for lending me your tux, Dad.

335
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,528
It'll be perfect for my wedding.

336
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,616
Yancy, that tux got me
through 'Nam in style.

337
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,953
I just wish your brother
was still around to see this.

338
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,414
I'll never forget the day
Philip disappeared.

339
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,708
Wisconsin won the Rose Bowl, 17-9.

340
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,376
Oh, I miss him.

341
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,838
Ooh, that reminds me. I was thinking
I'd rummage through Phil's records

342
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,591
- for something to play at the wedding.
- Have a look downstairs.

343
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,885
Your brother may be missing,
but his crap sure isn't.

344
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,374
Huh. Breakfast Club.

345
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,210
This'll clear out the room
at the end of the reception.

346
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,935
They buried your brother
in the "World Heroes" section?

347
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,061
I'm impressed.

348
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,938
I should be the one in that grave!

349
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,912
Hmm. We lost Bender.

350
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,414
There.

351
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,668
Now no one will be able to say
I don't own John Larroquette's spine.

352
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,006
Aha! My brother's grave.

353
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,264
Oh, it's all lies, every word of it.

354
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,433
He wasn't original. He wasn't a Martian.

355
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,726
He wasn't Philip Fry.

356
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,644
And since when is he a "The"?

357
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,188
You're twice the "The" he ever was.

358
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,107
It's clovering time.

359
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,542
So, had any ideas for names, Yancy?

360
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,003
Mmm, I'm sort of thinking of one.

361
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,131
Daddy has a present for you today.

362
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,257
Do you know what it is?

363
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:21,261
It's a lucky clover that can help you
be successful, whatever you do.

364
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,554
Even break dancing.

365
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,182
And it once belonged
to someone very special.

366
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,976
I know what name
you want to give him, Yancy.

367
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,645
- It's okay.
- Really?

368
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,688
Son,

369
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,149
I'm naming you Philip J. Fry,

370
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,943
in honor of my little brother,

371
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,070
who I miss every day.

372
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,322
I love you, Philip,

373
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,824
and I always will.

374
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,390
Pay dirt! I got the clover,
plus his wedding ring.

375
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,141
Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.

376
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,353
Hey, Fry, you want me
to smack the corpse up a little?

377
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,781
Uh, Bender,
I think Fry needs a moment alone.

378
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,449
All right. Grab a shovel.

379
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,244
I'm only one skull short
of a Mouseketeer reunion.

380
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,248
Don't you

381
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,126
Forget about me

382
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,213
Don't, don't, don't, don't

383
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,299
Don't you

384
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,801
Forget about me

385
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:50,475
Will you recognize me

386
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,855
Call my name or walk on by