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One, two! One, two, three!

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Froggie went a-courtin'
and he did ride

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Well, Froggie went a-courtin'
and he did ride

4
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Somethin' Bender is great

5
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Froggie went a-courtin'
and Bender is great

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Uh-huh

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Oh, my God!

8
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They dug up a bag of Olestra chips
from my time.

9
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There must be layers and layers
of old stuff down there.

10
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Oh!

11
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What's that?

12
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One of those Led Zeppelins
I've heard so much about?

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No, it's an old Volkswagen van.

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Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?

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Sure. You want to dump the corpses
out of theres, it's yourses.

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Yeah, yeah. I've gotten used cars before.

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What's that?

18
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One of those Jefferson Starships
I've heard so much about?

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It's called a van. And in light of
the fact that it's not a-rockin',

20
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I invite you to come a-knockin'.

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Wow! Neat!

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It's a triumph
of free-spirited German engineering.

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Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80.

24
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This thing can't go faster
than 80,000 miles an hour?

25
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No, it can't. But it's got
a driver's side floor

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and an eight-track player
with genuine mono sound.

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Where's the device that lets you speed
or slow the passage of time?

28
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Under the seat.

29
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Why won't it start?
It just needs some gas.

30
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Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas.

31
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Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038.

32
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Gas was an environmental disaster anyway.

33
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Now we use alternative fuels.

34
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- Like what?
- Whale oil.

35
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Bender, lift it up to the can opener.

36
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Oh, no! I'm not going near it.

37
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Last time, that magnetic psycho
nearly cut my head off.

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Oh, right. Plus, the magnet

39
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screws up your inhibition unit
and makes you sing folk songs.

40
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What? Who said anything about me
secretly wanting to be a folk singer?

41
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How ridiculous!

42
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Bender, if you don't open that can
right now, your fear will own you.

43
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And nothing that can opener could ever do
would be worse than that.

44
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Okay. Okay. I can do this.

45
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It's time to take life by the cans.

46
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- Come on.
- You can do it.

47
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Go on, you dummy.

48
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Jimmy crack corn
and I don't care

49
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Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

50
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Oh, no!

51
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I don't care 'cause the master's gone away

52
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It's toe-tappingly tragic.

53
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Doc, I can't move my arms and legs.
What's wrong with me?

54
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This is the worst part of the job.

55
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- What is it? Good news?
- Bender, your hydraulics are shot.

56
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You'll never move again.

57
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- You mean...
- I'm sorry.

58
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You'll have to get a new one.

59
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Poor Bender.

60
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Well, let's drag him to the curb.

61
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Wait a minute. Bender is my best friend.

62
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We can't just dump him in the gutter
like Grandma's ashes.

63
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Oh! My life is over.

64
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I'll never know happiness again.

65
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Hello there.

66
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Look, Bender. It's Patch Cord Adams.

67
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He heals with the power of laughter.

68
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Come on. Take it.

69
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What's the matter? Can't move your arms?

70
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Obviously not,
or I'd be strangling you right now.

71
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Hey, here's a giggle.

72
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Did you hear why they're using
Windows 3000 as a prison guard?

73
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- No. Why?
- 'Cause it always locks up.

74
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For the love of God,
somebody kick his ass!

75
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Well, so long. Get well soon.

76
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Whoa. Well. So long anyway.

77
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Oh, I'm doomed!

78
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Everybody leave me alone.
I don't wanna be seen this way.

79
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Aw, you look so sad.

80
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You want me to send
Patch Cord Adams back in?

81
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Hey, the blues.

82
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The tragic sound
of other people's suffering.

83
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That's kind of a pick-me-up.

84
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- Wow, that was great!
- Hey, thanks. You a fan?

85
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I don't know. Let me see.

86
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Oh, my God, you're Beck!

87
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I'd get up to shake your hand
and steal your wallet,

88
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but my crappy body crapped out on me.

89
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Don't take it so hard.
I used to miss my body, too,

90
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but then I fished this mannequin out
of the 92-Cent Store Dumpster.

91
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Wow! We've sure got a lot in common, Beck.

92
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I always dreamed of being
a musician-poet who transcends genres,

93
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even as he reinvents them, just like you.

94
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So do it, robot.
It's easier than it looks.

95
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Yeah, thanks, but it's hopeless.

96
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I'll never be a musician now.

97
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Or maybe you'll be
the best musician ever.

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What's this for?

99
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Try and scrape it across your chest,
like a knife on burnt toast.

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Come on. Move those arms.
Use the power of mental thinking.

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Make it dynamic.

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Yeah! All right.
Congratulations, my friend.

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Why? 'Cause I can make annoying noises?

104
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Exactly. I use those
all the time in my music.

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Bender, I want you to become
my new washboard player.

106
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All right!

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Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!

108
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Well, that's my good friend Beck.

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I'm off to rock a series
of mid-level venues.

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Kudos, Bender.
You got mangled, and now you're a singer.

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Both our dreams came true.

112
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Hey, I have an idea.
Who wants to cram in my van

113
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and follow Bender on tour
and live there in the van?

114
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I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor
to follow a band around in a van.

115
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Come on. Move it.
We gotta get to the concert

116
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and make the audience
wait for it to start.

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Bad news, friends.

118
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My shell ran.

119
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Zoidberg, you idiot!

120
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My outfit... It's... It's...

121
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- Kind of cool.
- Yeah. I like it.

122
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- Me, too, now that I'm used to it.
- Then it was all on purpose.

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You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend.

124
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But cross me,
and I'll turn on you like that.

125
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There's a destination a little up the road

126
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From the habitations and the towns we know

127
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A place we saw the lights turn low

128
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The jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow

129
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Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

130
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Two turntables and a microphone

131
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Bottles and cans
just clap your hands

132
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Just clap your hands

133
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Where it's at

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Got a washboard stomach and a microphone

135
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That was a washboard brain

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Oh, yeah!

137
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Yeah!

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One bowl of Jell-O knuckles, please.

139
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That'll be three "pic-a-tures"
of George Washington.

140
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Oh, no! My beautiful money!

141
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- It got ruined in the wash.
- Mine, too. Even my change.

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Get lost, you moneyless hippies!

143
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You heard him, freaks.

144
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We don't like your type around here.

145
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These are the types we like.

146
00:09:06,109 --> 00:09:10,155
Bender, that was the best
40-minute washboard solo I've ever heard.

147
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The parts when I was awake
blew my mind.

148
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Whoa. Check out all those broken robots.
Howdy, fellas!

149
00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:22,042
Oh, I don't believe my broken eyes!

150
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,294
It's Bender, the washboard player!

151
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Hey, man, we caught your concert
from here.

152
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You rock!

153
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Oh, oh, Bender, sign my chest!

154
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It's in that bin behind me.

155
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Yo, brother! Thanks for showin'
that broken robots are still useful.

156
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Aw, hang in there, folks.

157
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I bet before you know it,
you guys'll be...

158
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That is so wrong!
You can't just melt down broken robots.

159
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Not right when they're kissing my ass.

160
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Whoa, dawg. Just cold chill.

161
00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:04,459
You know, when I'm upset,
I write a song about it.

162
00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:08,338
Like, when I wrote "Devil's Haircut,"
I was feeling really...

163
00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:11,216
- What's that song about?
- Hey, yeah.

164
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:14,052
I could write a song. With real words.

165
00:10:14,136 --> 00:10:16,221
Not phony ones, like "odelay."

166
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:19,516
"Odelay" is a word.
Just look it up in the Becktionary.

167
00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:20,767
Ooh.

168
00:10:29,026 --> 00:10:32,404
I'm workin' on my song.
Hand me the Becktionary.

169
00:10:32,488 --> 00:10:36,033
No, no, the rhyming Becktionary.

170
00:10:36,116 --> 00:10:39,369
I wish I could help
raise awareness about broken robots.

171
00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:42,289
But what can I do?
I only weigh eight pounds.

172
00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:45,209
Wait a minute.
You know lots of rock stars.

173
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And most of them like to look
like they care about things.

174
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We can all get together for
a big benefit concert in San Francisco.

175
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:55,719
And we can call it "Bend-Aid"
after me, Bender.

176
00:10:55,802 --> 00:10:57,554
And you can sing that song you're writing.

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And I'll let you sing backup.

178
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,560
But remember who the star is.
Me, Bender.

179
00:11:37,219 --> 00:11:41,598
All right. "Hands in the air"
rhymes with "just don't care."

180
00:11:41,682 --> 00:11:43,934
And finished!

181
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:48,146
Ugh! Smells like something
died in the wall.

182
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,065
Surprise!

183
00:11:51,692 --> 00:11:53,360
Mind if we crash here tonight?

184
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:55,279
The colors in the van
are keeping us awake.

185
00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:58,615
All right, but hands off the minibar.

186
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,328
Wow! I forgot about TV.
Living free on the road,

187
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:05,873
you realize how much better
life is without it.

188
00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:07,416
Well, let's see what's on.

189
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,627
Tuesday, Golden Gate Park...

190
00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:14,006
The monsters of vaguely
folkish alterna-rock

191
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:18,802
will strum your brains out
at Bend-Aid!

192
00:12:18,886 --> 00:12:21,638
Featuring Beck, Wailing Fungus

193
00:12:21,722 --> 00:12:23,765
and special guest Bender!

194
00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:26,268
A portion of the proceeds
might go to help broken robots.

195
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,978
- Yeah!
- Hooray! Great.

196
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:31,398
- Bender, you're famous!
- Yeah.

197
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:33,400
This coming together of superstars

198
00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:36,528
really means a lot to you,
doesn't it, Bender?

199
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:37,613
Uh-huh.

200
00:12:37,696 --> 00:12:39,531
Helping my defective brothers

201
00:12:39,615 --> 00:12:41,783
is the first thing I've ever cared about,

202
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:44,119
even the slightest bit.

203
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:47,581
You know, when I first got broken,

204
00:12:47,664 --> 00:12:51,418
I thought my life was over,
but look at me now.

205
00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:55,255
I got fame, money, groupies,

206
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:59,176
and it's all thanks to
being completely immobilized.

207
00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:02,763
That's why I'll be proud
to go up on stage tomorrow and say,

208
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:06,600
"Look at me, world! I am a broken robot!"

209
00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:09,520
Bender, you can move. You're cured.

210
00:13:09,603 --> 00:13:12,981
Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

211
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,196
I can move again.

212
00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:23,700
My music career is over.

213
00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:26,537
Bender, I don't claim
to understand "the biz,"

214
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:29,122
but wouldn't being able to move
help your music career?

215
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,208
No! Don't you see?

216
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:34,920
I was a hero to broken robots
'cause I was one of them.

217
00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:38,298
But how can I sing about
being damaged if I'm not?

218
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:42,052
That's like Christina Aguilera
singin' in Spanish.

219
00:13:42,135 --> 00:13:45,973
Wait! That's it! I'll fake it.

220
00:13:59,111 --> 00:14:01,155
You better not do that at the concert.

221
00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:05,159
I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt,
I get stuff in my throat.

222
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:10,205
Ugh! You are so disgusting. I...

223
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,668
They're beautiful!

224
00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:16,670
Ew. You're touching them.

225
00:14:16,753 --> 00:14:18,672
I've never seen pearls like this.

226
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,841
Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!

227
00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:24,845
I am? At last, recognition!

228
00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:33,061
Gentle hippies,
put your filthy hands together

229
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:36,899
for the folk stylings
of Cylon and Garfunkel!

230
00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:42,362
Here's a song that was beautiful

231
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,531
when performed by my ancestor, Art.

232
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:51,705
Are you goin'
to Scarborough Fair

233
00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:57,252
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

234
00:14:57,336 --> 00:15:00,547
Remember me

235
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:03,008
To one who lives there

236
00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:07,304
She once was

237
00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:10,849
A true love of mine

238
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:14,394
- We're home.
- Well, let's earn some bread.

239
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,565
Brothers and sisters, get your love beads.

240
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:21,819
Can't journey to the center of your mind
without love beads.

241
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:24,530
Wow, look at the colors!

242
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,907
These'll go great with my soul.

243
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:31,245
Glad you like them. I've been making
fine jewelry for years, apparently.

244
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:34,331
- I'll take three.
- Give me one, man.

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I'll trade you a bad poem.

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And now, stand up and turn on
your hidden tape recorders

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for Beck!

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With special guest,
Bender, the Broken Robot!

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- Bender rules!
- Groove on, man!

250
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Rock it, Bender!

251
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Can't you hear
those cavalry drums

252
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Hijacking your equilibrium

253
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-Oh, yeah
-Midnight snacks

254
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In the mausoleum

255
00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:24,965
Thank you. That song doesn't
usually last three hours,

256
00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:27,551
but we got into a serious thing,

257
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and then I forgot how it ended.

258
00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:32,389
Anyway, one last item
of business before we go.

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Bender, to start your foundation
for broken robots,

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here's a big cardboard check for $14,000.

261
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It's been an emotional day for me.

262
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I don't know what to say.

263
00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:48,280
Then maybe you should sing it.
Lay it down, boys.

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Ladies, gentlemen,
smoking heaps of machinery...

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This is a song called "My Broken Friend."

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People say
my broken friend is useless

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But I say his mind is free

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There's lots of things
my mangled robot friend could be

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Kick it.

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He could make a good hat rack

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He only has to stand there

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-Or a cheap doorstop
-He doesn't need to move

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-Or a great big giant thermos
-Giant thermos

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-With a twist-off top
-That would be good for soup

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He could be a storage closet

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For outdated pants

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I like 'em tight

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My broken friend could do it all

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Just give him a chance

280
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That robot has a tragic secret

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That I'd like to share

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For real?

283
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My broken friend is closer to me

284
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Than an ass to a chair

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Mmm.

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That robot's name I never told you

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Who's that?

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You could not foresee

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Come on. Give it up.

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I'll say it loud and sing it proud

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His name is you and me

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-Don't melt me down into a crowbar
-That suffers alone

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-Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs
-Arms and legs

294
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,115
Or toss me into a trash can

295
00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:14,324
Bender, what are you doing?

296
00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:16,493
Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs

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00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:17,578
What are you doing?

298
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,371
Don't crush me into an anchor

299
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:20,539
Yo, what's the dillio?

300
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Just 'cause I can't jump
and dance and sing

301
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But... No. But, Bender...

302
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I'm telling you my broken friend

303
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Put your hands in the air
like you just don't care

304
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:30,424
No...

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00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,926
I'm telling you my broken friend

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Can do most

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Cut it.

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Anything

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00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:38,724
Cut it.

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- Yeah!
- Cut it!

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Curse my natural showmanship!

312
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You big, fat fraud!
You're not really broken!

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But you will be in a minute!
Bum-rush the stage!

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00:18:57,784 --> 00:18:59,536
Get him!

315
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,212
Whoa!

316
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:11,590
Oh, harsh! I didn't get my beads.

317
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:18,180
You, minion, lift up my arm.

318
00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:19,932
After him!

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00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:32,694
Well, everyone, prepare to get
your guts kicked out by folk singers.

320
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,763
What is this? The Year of the Jerk?

321
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:03,809
Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge.

322
00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:05,978
Put the metal to the pedal
to the other metal.

323
00:20:12,484 --> 00:20:15,279
Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge.

324
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,447
And I forgot this isn't a hover car!

325
00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:18,866
Is any of that a problem?

326
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,243
Not if you've lived a life without regret.

327
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,126
I'll save me!

328
00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,128
Quick, grab his foot cuffs!

329
00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:42,723
Bummer.

330
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:50,063
Someone fat get in my way!

331
00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,447
I'm broken again.

332
00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:01,825
- I can't move any part of me.
- Good.

333
00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:04,203
I'm really sorry I lied, Beck.

334
00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:06,997
All I ever wanted
was to make music with you.

335
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,125
I never meant to hurt anyone,
or help anyone.

336
00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:14,171
Bender, that's some played-out,
new jack horse crap.

337
00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:17,549
But I know you don't mean it,
so apology accepted.

338
00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,676
So, I can keep the check?

339
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,762
Over my dead career!

340
00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:25,098
Well, it was worth a shot.

341
00:21:33,273 --> 00:21:36,485
Come on, Bender! If you're done
scamming Beck, we're heading home.

342
00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,987
All right, all right.

343
00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:42,324
Let me just do one thing
to cheer myself up.

344
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,036
Right!

345
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,038
Fry crack corn and I don't care

346
00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,040
Leela crack corn
I still don't care

347
00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:53,001
Bender crack corn and he is great

348
00:21:53,085 --> 00:21:55,087
Take that, you stupid corn