1 00:00:35,732 --> 00:00:37,401 Go get it, boy! 2 00:00:40,737 --> 00:00:44,658 So, Leela, how about a romantic ride in one of those swan boats? 3 00:00:44,741 --> 00:00:47,619 They're kinda dangerous, but I finally mastered them. 4 00:00:47,703 --> 00:00:50,205 Those aren't swan boats. They're swans. 5 00:00:50,289 --> 00:00:52,666 Oh, that explains these boat eggs. 6 00:00:58,547 --> 00:00:59,631 Whoa! 7 00:01:04,261 --> 00:01:06,221 Mmm! Hmm... 8 00:01:07,598 --> 00:01:08,849 Aah! 9 00:01:22,029 --> 00:01:24,323 Pitiful ballplayers of Earth. 10 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:27,117 I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate, 11 00:01:27,201 --> 00:01:30,078 Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters. 12 00:01:31,455 --> 00:01:33,498 For generations, your puny planet 13 00:01:33,582 --> 00:01:36,376 has lived in peace with the Globetrotter home world. 14 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:39,046 But now, for no reason, 15 00:01:39,129 --> 00:01:43,258 we challenge you to defend your honor on the basketball court. 16 00:01:44,468 --> 00:01:46,637 Will no one meet our challenge? 17 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,806 Have none of you pathetic Earthlings game? 18 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:52,184 - What happens if we lose? - Nothing! 19 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:54,686 There is nothing at stake and no threat, 20 00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:56,521 beyond the shame of defeat. 21 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:04,947 This will not stand! 22 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:09,117 I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos! 23 00:02:09,201 --> 00:02:11,161 You, old man? 24 00:02:11,245 --> 00:02:13,747 Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him. 25 00:02:18,126 --> 00:02:19,962 I may be an old man, 26 00:02:20,045 --> 00:02:22,297 in fact, I'm fairly sure I am, 27 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:25,634 but I'll put you Globetrotters in your place 28 00:02:25,717 --> 00:02:28,762 with my team of mutant atomic supermen! 29 00:02:30,097 --> 00:02:31,598 Irie, Professor! 30 00:02:32,599 --> 00:02:36,687 Behold, my mutant atomic supermen! 31 00:02:38,772 --> 00:02:41,108 They're only a foot high, Professor. 32 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:45,529 Well, they're still young, mere atomic superboys, really. 33 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:47,489 We'll need to speed up their growth 34 00:02:47,573 --> 00:02:50,534 with time particles called chronitons. 35 00:02:50,617 --> 00:02:53,537 Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire... 36 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,913 Good news, everyone! 37 00:02:54,997 --> 00:02:58,458 You're off to the Tempus Nebula to gather chronitons. 38 00:03:14,558 --> 00:03:15,976 Hey, Leela, look at me! 39 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:25,444 Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know. 40 00:03:25,527 --> 00:03:27,738 There's a lot about my face you don't know. 41 00:03:27,821 --> 00:03:30,407 Perhaps you and it could get better acquainted over dinner. 42 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,784 All right. Cool your jets, hotshot. 43 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:34,912 Come on, Leela. Why won't you go out with me? 44 00:03:34,995 --> 00:03:36,538 We both know there's something there. 45 00:03:36,622 --> 00:03:40,375 No. I mean cool your jets. They're melting Bender's face. 46 00:03:40,459 --> 00:03:43,128 Ow! Oh, my God! Ow! 47 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:48,717 Here you go. Hot off the nebula. 48 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,261 None too soon. While you were gone, 49 00:03:51,345 --> 00:03:56,058 the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker. 50 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:07,778 Whoa! 51 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:23,335 Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants! 52 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:25,295 - Hi. - Hello. 53 00:04:26,672 --> 00:04:29,841 Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden 54 00:04:29,925 --> 00:04:33,470 where the Harlem Globetrotters take on a squad of atomic supermen 55 00:04:33,554 --> 00:04:36,557 in what promises to be a by-the-numbers athletic contest 56 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,934 with no surprises whatsoever. 57 00:04:40,978 --> 00:04:43,230 There's the tip-off. Globetrotter ball! 58 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:46,900 Sweet Clyde Dixon to Bubblegum Tate. Drives down court. 59 00:04:46,984 --> 00:04:48,944 And Curly Joe from the rear! 60 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:51,864 That one grabbed his behindus. 61 00:04:53,156 --> 00:04:55,951 Who dares laugh at the jesters of dunk? 62 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,954 We came to terrify and humiliate you, 63 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,956 not tickle your funny bones. 64 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,667 Watch as I embarrass your civilization 65 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,003 by passing the ball to Curly Joe, 66 00:05:07,921 --> 00:05:11,174 only to have it remain in my hands with elastic! 67 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:19,766 And perhaps this will wipe the smiles from your faces. 68 00:05:21,101 --> 00:05:23,979 Goose goes up! Rejected! 69 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,772 Growtreant from half court. 70 00:05:25,856 --> 00:05:27,649 Yes! 71 00:05:31,612 --> 00:05:34,031 Supermen lead, 45-42. 72 00:05:34,114 --> 00:05:36,116 Arachneon with the steal, to Thorias. 73 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,702 Thorias from downtown. 74 00:05:38,785 --> 00:05:41,580 Yes! He's really showing us 75 00:05:41,663 --> 00:05:44,458 what a man with a cannon in his chest can do. 76 00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:47,377 No showboating, you atomic hot dog! 77 00:05:50,464 --> 00:05:54,218 And that's the half, with the Supermen up 48-42. 78 00:05:54,301 --> 00:05:56,511 Surprisingly dull so far. 79 00:06:02,935 --> 00:06:06,271 Bubblegum, the Trotters are down by six. Reactions? 80 00:06:06,355 --> 00:06:09,024 It was always our plan to trail at the half, 81 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,652 thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation. 82 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:14,696 Also, what game were the refs watching? 83 00:06:18,909 --> 00:06:21,453 Curly Joe, easily amusedby his own antics, 84 00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:23,539 continues to wreak havoc. 85 00:06:24,957 --> 00:06:26,875 - What the... - Hey, man. 86 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,377 What was that? 87 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,295 Did everything just jump around? 88 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:33,674 Or did my brain just stroke off there for a second? 89 00:06:33,757 --> 00:06:37,177 Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just happened 90 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:41,390 in this basketball game between space clowns and atomic monsters. 91 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:43,267 Hmm? 92 00:06:49,856 --> 00:06:51,567 Time out! Time out! 93 00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:53,777 What's happening? 94 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:56,697 We seem to be lurching forward randomly in time, 95 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:59,199 like a needle skipping on a record player. 96 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:01,702 What's causing it? Is it my outfit? 97 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:03,745 No. It must have something to do 98 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:06,748 with those time particles I used to grow the supermen. 99 00:07:06,832 --> 00:07:10,544 Time and space are ripping apart at the seams. 100 00:07:13,463 --> 00:07:15,340 - Oops. - Oh, great. 101 00:07:15,424 --> 00:07:18,677 Now, on top of everything, we need a new fifth man. 102 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,721 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Put me in, Professor! 103 00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:22,723 I wanna show Leela my skills. 104 00:07:22,806 --> 00:07:26,018 Hmm. Will said skills pay the bills? 105 00:07:26,101 --> 00:07:29,021 Who cares? We're 35 points ahead with two minutes left. 106 00:07:29,104 --> 00:07:30,314 What could possibly... 107 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:39,364 Globetrotters win 244-86. 108 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:41,491 A dark day for humanity, folks. 109 00:07:41,575 --> 00:07:43,619 We have been beaten 110 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:45,537 in basketball. 111 00:07:45,621 --> 00:07:48,665 Yeah, that's how we do it! 112 00:07:48,749 --> 00:07:51,543 You are all fools of the highest caliber. 113 00:07:51,627 --> 00:07:54,922 I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up. 114 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:58,508 Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mamas. 115 00:07:58,592 --> 00:08:02,304 I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. 116 00:08:02,387 --> 00:08:04,848 Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. 117 00:08:04,932 --> 00:08:06,433 We have bigger problems. 118 00:08:06,516 --> 00:08:09,561 This time disruption is extremely serious. 119 00:08:09,645 --> 00:08:11,021 Damn right, brother man. 120 00:08:11,104 --> 00:08:15,150 This chronological wang-dang-doodle could destroy the very matrix of reality. 121 00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:19,321 - Tate, what do you know about this? - Not much yet, 122 00:08:19,404 --> 00:08:22,491 but I am senior lecturer in physics at Globetrotter U 123 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:24,243 and I'd like to help you investigate. 124 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:26,453 You're that Bubblegum Tate? 125 00:08:26,537 --> 00:08:29,915 Well, I sure ain't his grandma. Now, look here, Prof. 126 00:08:29,998 --> 00:08:31,124 I think we got ourselves 127 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:34,211 an excess of chronitons in the subatomic interstices. 128 00:08:34,294 --> 00:08:36,463 Yes. I see. 129 00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:41,343 Something involving that many big words could easily destabilize time itself. 130 00:08:41,426 --> 00:08:43,512 - Is that a problem? - Indeed so. 131 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:46,181 At this rate, by Tuesday it will be Thursday. 132 00:08:46,265 --> 00:08:47,975 By Wednesday, it will be August. 133 00:08:48,058 --> 00:08:51,770 And by Thursday, it will be the end of existence as we know it. 134 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:54,773 I'll have to ask you to clear out now. 135 00:08:54,856 --> 00:08:57,109 The circus needs to set up for tomorrow's big... 136 00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:09,997 Time continues to skip forward randomly. Details at 11:00. 137 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,876 This is the news at 11:00. The mysterious and unexplained... 138 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:18,547 Turning to entertainment news, teen singer Wendy might just be the latest... 139 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,549 ...won three Grammys last night. 140 00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:22,801 Found dead in her bathtub. 141 00:09:22,885 --> 00:09:27,306 Interesting. It's as if we all behave normally during the time skips, 142 00:09:27,389 --> 00:09:29,266 but then we have no memory of it. 143 00:09:29,349 --> 00:09:31,560 - You mean we just... - My, yes! 144 00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:34,813 Ooh, just like that. Any luck, Bubblegum? 145 00:09:34,897 --> 00:09:36,690 Not yet. Listen. 146 00:09:36,773 --> 00:09:38,901 Don't mind if I dribble a little while I work. 147 00:09:38,984 --> 00:09:42,571 Not if you'll grant me the same liberty. 148 00:09:42,654 --> 00:09:45,240 Ooh, ooh! Bubblegum, my name's Bender, 149 00:09:45,324 --> 00:09:48,410 and I'm a huge fan of your work, both on and off the court. 150 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:51,288 - Can I be a Globetrotter? - Shut up, turkey. 151 00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:52,456 Ooh. 152 00:09:52,539 --> 00:09:54,333 Bubblegum, look at this. 153 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:58,045 The background time radiation is fluctuating wildly! 154 00:09:58,587 --> 00:10:02,507 Good Lord! That sucker's shakin' round like some fine imported booty! 155 00:10:02,591 --> 00:10:04,426 Say, I'm no physicist, 156 00:10:04,509 --> 00:10:07,262 but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We'll just... 157 00:10:10,849 --> 00:10:13,060 I don't know how this was supposed to work. 158 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:16,939 Professor, I hope you find out what's wrong before we skip right past my... 159 00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:18,607 Happy birthday, Amy! 160 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,318 Hooray! Look at all these presents! 161 00:10:21,401 --> 00:10:24,404 I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birth... 162 00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:25,781 What? 163 00:10:26,532 --> 00:10:27,783 Oh... 164 00:10:30,244 --> 00:10:33,705 Psst! Leela! I've set up a time-proof shelter in the closet. 165 00:10:33,789 --> 00:10:36,583 There's only room for two, and I want to share it with you. 166 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,586 Fry, that's so sweet. Lemme see. 167 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,927 How exactly will this protect us from time jumps? 168 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:51,014 'Cause when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still. 169 00:10:51,515 --> 00:10:52,516 Ow! 170 00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:55,602 Hmm. 171 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,271 Hmm. 172 00:11:00,065 --> 00:11:02,943 Dr. Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry? 173 00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:04,945 Leela, I would be honored. 174 00:11:05,028 --> 00:11:06,905 ...does the worst 175 00:11:06,989 --> 00:11:08,866 W.C. Fields imitation I've ever seen. 176 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:10,450 - Zoidberg! - Sorry. 177 00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:12,828 You must've been boring me. 178 00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:17,207 The thing is, Fry is very sweet, but he's so immature. 179 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:21,003 I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness. 180 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:22,796 So he's not perfect. 181 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,633 You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg. 182 00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:31,722 You were saying? 183 00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:37,060 Ah, there it is. The Tempus Nebula. 184 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:39,229 Take a whiff through the Smell-A-Scope. 185 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,901 Ooh, what's that funky jazz? 186 00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:46,570 The odor of pure time leaking. 187 00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,822 When my crew removed the chronitons, 188 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,741 it destabilized the nebula, 189 00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:53,285 causing time skips throughout the universe. 190 00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:55,412 Ooh, let Bubblegum tell it! 191 00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:58,957 Pretend these basketballs are time particles, my silver honky. 192 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,293 As the nebula bounce-passes them off us... 193 00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:02,669 Ow! Ooh! Aah! 194 00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:05,547 ...they cause these dents, or "time skips." 195 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:07,758 You are so smart. 196 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:10,844 Hold up. What if we were to move this cluster of stars 197 00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,263 to these algebraic coordinates? 198 00:12:13,347 --> 00:12:16,099 Their gravity might just divert the chronitons 199 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,101 to the empty side of the universe. 200 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:20,771 Yeah. But it's impossible. 201 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:23,857 Moving stars would require one bad-ass gravity pump. 202 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:25,943 And we'd need all the money on Earth to build... 203 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:27,152 - What the... - Whoa! What? 204 00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:31,782 There's the funding for your gravity pump. 205 00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:33,408 But it damn well better work. 206 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:36,078 We can't spend all of Earth's money every day. 207 00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:38,330 Now, how long will it take to build? 208 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:42,793 It won't be easy, Nixon. A jim-jam this complex might take months or even... 209 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,003 Ah, there we are. 210 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:49,716 One gravity pump powerful enough to move the stars themselves. 211 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,720 Now to begin the arduous task of attaching it to the ship so... 212 00:12:56,181 --> 00:12:58,100 Off you go, apparently. 213 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:08,068 Easy, Leela. Just finger-roll that star into the cosmic basket. 214 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:11,822 Just a few more 215 00:13:11,905 --> 00:13:16,285 hundred thousand miles. 216 00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:17,411 There. 217 00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:23,792 Nothin' but nebula. 218 00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:26,086 We'll have to run some tests back on Earth, 219 00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:28,213 but I think we've stopped the time skips. 220 00:13:28,297 --> 00:13:29,298 - All right! - Jammin'! 221 00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:30,591 Hooray for Leela! 222 00:13:30,674 --> 00:13:32,843 And what better way to celebrate our success 223 00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:36,805 than by me showing Bubblegum the Globetrotter uniform I made myself. 224 00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:38,307 Lemme see. 225 00:13:39,516 --> 00:13:41,018 Hello, lawsuit. 226 00:13:41,101 --> 00:13:43,061 Leela, I want you to know 227 00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:46,565 I think the way you moved those stars around was really wonderful. 228 00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:48,275 I got you something. 229 00:13:48,984 --> 00:13:52,362 Moderately priced domestic non-vintage champagne! 230 00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:53,614 How did you know? 231 00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:58,243 You deserve it. I mean, nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are. 232 00:13:58,327 --> 00:14:00,954 Aw, that is so true and sweet. 233 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,915 You're smart, you're beautiful, 234 00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,542 and best of all, you'll go out with me? 235 00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:08,629 Fry, please try to understand. 236 00:14:08,712 --> 00:14:12,174 You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different. 237 00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:14,218 Hey, Leela! Bubblegum might let me 238 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:17,179 organize a bake sale for the Globetrotter wives. 239 00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:19,348 Can you teach me to make cupcakes? 240 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:22,601 All right, but I wanna lick the beaters. 241 00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:24,728 I got her champagne. I opened it. 242 00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:26,563 What does a guy have to do? 243 00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,899 Eighty-six the chump stuff, F-man. 244 00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:34,238 It's time to win Leela's heart with a big, showy, three-point romantic gesture. 245 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:38,700 Hmm. Maybe this is the moment to show her my real surprise. 246 00:14:43,163 --> 00:14:45,082 Fry, what are you doing? 247 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:47,960 Uh-oh. Time to boogie on down to the sauna. 248 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:51,296 Look. I've been studying how to pilot the ship. 249 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:54,049 - Impressed? - Yeah, actually. 250 00:14:54,132 --> 00:14:57,553 You're doing okay. The core-reactor temperature's nominal. 251 00:14:57,636 --> 00:14:58,637 The blinker's off. 252 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,430 I learned how to work the gravity pump 253 00:15:00,514 --> 00:15:02,349 in case we need to move more stars. 254 00:15:02,432 --> 00:15:03,642 So, are we dating now? 255 00:15:03,725 --> 00:15:08,355 Is that what this is all about? Please, just cut it out now. 256 00:15:08,438 --> 00:15:10,857 Look, Leela. I know there's some perfect, 257 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:13,318 amazing thing I can do to make you love me. 258 00:15:13,402 --> 00:15:16,113 - And when I figure out what it is... - Fry, stop. 259 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:20,409 I don't wanna hurt you, but there is absolutely, positively no way 260 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:23,036 that you and I will ever, ever... 261 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,665 ...man and wife. You may kiss the bride. 262 00:15:26,748 --> 00:15:28,792 Mmm... 263 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:32,004 Yes! 264 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:39,678 He looks radiant. 265 00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:43,181 Ye gods, Bubblegum! We failed. 266 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:45,392 The time skips haven't stopped at all. 267 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:48,937 Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure. 268 00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:51,440 You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you? 269 00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,649 Of course not! 270 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:55,569 How'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis? 271 00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:57,654 No! Drugs are for losers! 272 00:15:57,738 --> 00:16:00,699 And hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows. 273 00:16:00,782 --> 00:16:03,744 I don't know what amazing thing I did to make you love me, 274 00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:05,913 but whatever it was, we're married now. 275 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:08,165 We've got the rest of our lives to work this... 276 00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:10,918 - ...divorce is final. - What? 277 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,003 Well, let's divide up the china. 278 00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:17,299 I guess I'll take the NFC helmets and you can have the AFC helmets. 279 00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:19,968 Fine. Break my heart again. 280 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,596 Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. 281 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:24,640 You lost the woman of your dreams, 282 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,683 but you still have Zoidberg. 283 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,977 You all still have Zoidberg! 284 00:16:29,061 --> 00:16:32,064 How did I do it? How did I get Leela to love me? 285 00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:33,774 I've got to figure it out. 286 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:36,318 Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. 287 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,111 - Um, no. - I don't know what I'm doing. 288 00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:41,532 Maybe she'd come back to you if your best friend, Bender, were a Globetrotter. 289 00:16:41,615 --> 00:16:43,617 - What do you say, Bubblegum? - Hell no. 290 00:16:43,992 --> 00:16:45,077 Oh... 291 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,703 Oh, it's hopeless. 292 00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:49,706 I did something so great that it won Leela's heart, 293 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,125 and I'll never ever know what it was. 294 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,544 My life is empty. 295 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,589 Zoidberg... 296 00:16:57,673 --> 00:17:00,425 No wonder we failed to stop the time skips. 297 00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:03,804 Diverting chronitons is mathematically impossible. 298 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:08,016 I knew I should've checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra. 299 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,270 Man, I thought you knew that algebra was all razzmatazz! 300 00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:14,982 A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes. 301 00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:17,818 Vintage Bubblegum! 302 00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:20,070 The time skips are worse than ever now. 303 00:17:20,153 --> 00:17:24,032 Isolated spots are jumping by years at a time. Look! 304 00:17:24,116 --> 00:17:26,159 Stupid senior citizens. 305 00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:29,246 Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits? 306 00:17:29,329 --> 00:17:31,748 I deserve free money! 307 00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:33,917 Well, I'm stumped. 308 00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,421 We'll have to call in the finest scientific minds in the universe... 309 00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:41,550 Perhaps we could explode the whole damned nebula. 310 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,636 - What do you think, Curly Joe? - No, man. 311 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,932 An explosion big enough to destroy that mama would take out half the universe. 312 00:17:49,016 --> 00:17:52,060 You gotta Globetrotter that explosion up a little, Farnsie. 313 00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,229 Make it an implosion. 314 00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:56,815 By God, Sweet Clyde is right! 315 00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:59,735 An implosion might just form a black hole 316 00:17:59,818 --> 00:18:02,279 that would stop more chronitons from escaping. 317 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:05,532 Whoa! Slow that brain train down, Prof! 318 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:09,036 We'd need some kind of doomsday device to initiate an implosion like that. 319 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,038 Doomsday device? 320 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:15,542 Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! 321 00:18:18,587 --> 00:18:21,965 I suppose I could part with one and still be feared. 322 00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:23,967 Gimme some skin, Prof. 323 00:18:24,051 --> 00:18:26,178 I'm making you an honorary Globetrotter. 324 00:18:26,261 --> 00:18:30,015 In fact, everybody in this room's an honorary Globetrotter. 325 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,059 - Yay! - I'm a Globetrotter! 326 00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:34,937 Did you just say... 327 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,606 - Too late, hot plate. - Aw, crap! 328 00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:45,614 We must leave now, for we are needed elsewhere. 329 00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:48,033 But we wish you Godspeed. 330 00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,496 Please! Please let me come with you. 331 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,414 I can make myself taller. 332 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,086 Bender, you can talk trash. You can handle the ball. 333 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,296 But look in your heart and ask yourself, 334 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,299 are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter? 335 00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:06,635 - Are you? - Yes. 336 00:19:06,718 --> 00:19:10,639 - Are you? - I mean, with time, my funk level could... 337 00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:13,392 - Are you? - No. 338 00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:15,227 Deal with it. 339 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:33,078 Oh! No! 340 00:19:33,161 --> 00:19:35,914 Careful with that doomsday device, Bender. 341 00:19:35,998 --> 00:19:39,001 What does it matter? I'll never be a Globetrotter. 342 00:19:39,084 --> 00:19:42,880 My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless. 343 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:43,964 Roger. 344 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,884 Leela, about the wedding... 345 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,094 I don't know what I did to make you love me, 346 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,347 and I don't think I tricked you into it, but maybe I did. 347 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,808 And if I did, I'm sorry. 348 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:58,854 It's okay, Fry. You know we'll always be friends, right? 349 00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:01,398 Yeah, but I don't guess anything I could do 350 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:04,776 will ever make you feel the same way about me that I do about you. 351 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,069 I guess not. 352 00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:13,076 Well, the doomsday device is ready. 353 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,412 Maybe blasting this quadrant of space 354 00:20:15,495 --> 00:20:19,041 into a hellstorm of flaming nothingness will cheer me up a little. 355 00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:22,252 Okay. Let me just take the ship out to a safe distance. 356 00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:28,217 Actually, I think I'll go down and prep the detonator. 357 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,886 Fry, why don't you take the helm? 358 00:20:35,474 --> 00:20:38,769 She's so great. I feel like I can almost remember 359 00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:41,230 the magical thing I did to make her love me. 360 00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:43,232 But I guess I never will. 361 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:48,737 Sorry, buddy. I, too, know what it's like to have a dream I'll never achieve. 362 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,876 Oh... 363 00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:12,094 That's how I must've done it! 364 00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:16,557 I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky! 365 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,060 Detonation in three, two, one. 366 00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:23,772 No! 367 00:21:33,198 --> 00:21:35,242 Did you see it? Did you see it? 368 00:21:35,325 --> 00:21:38,161 - The explosion? - No, not the explosion! 369 00:21:38,245 --> 00:21:39,997 Then what? 370 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,332 Nothing.