1 00:00:04,373 --> 00:00:06,416 One, two! One, two, three! 2 00:00:32,317 --> 00:00:35,237 You're entering a realm which is unusual. 3 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,199 Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. 4 00:00:39,282 --> 00:00:42,452 The second one. Prepare to enter... 5 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:48,583 Please send the man round back and pick up Clyde Smith, 6 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:52,212 a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident. 7 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:05,559 A casino where I'm winning? 8 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:09,479 That car must have killed me. I must be in heaven. 9 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:16,653 A casino where I always win? That's boring. 10 00:01:16,737 --> 00:01:19,531 I must really be in hell! 11 00:01:19,614 --> 00:01:22,200 No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven or hell. 12 00:01:22,284 --> 00:01:24,786 You're on an airplane. 13 00:01:26,455 --> 00:01:30,000 There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me! 14 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,669 Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! 15 00:01:32,753 --> 00:01:36,423 No! Eva Braun, help me! 16 00:01:36,673 --> 00:01:38,050 Ahhh! 17 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:42,262 - Saw it comin'. - I just saw something incredibly cool, 18 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:46,099 a big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow, 19 00:01:46,183 --> 00:01:48,310 plus some new ones that were so beautiful, 20 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:51,063 I fell to my knees and cried. 21 00:01:51,146 --> 00:01:53,231 Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet? 22 00:01:53,315 --> 00:01:54,483 Yeah. 23 00:01:54,566 --> 00:01:57,027 They have a college kid wear that to attract customers. 24 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,364 Well, I don't care if it was just some dork in a costume. 25 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:03,575 For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, 26 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:05,661 and it was one with my own. 27 00:02:05,744 --> 00:02:09,122 - Big deal. - We all feel like that all the time, 28 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:11,375 but you don't hear us gassin' on about it. 29 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:13,460 How can you people be so blasé? 30 00:02:13,543 --> 00:02:15,545 Here you are in the year 3000 or so, 31 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:18,674 yet you just sit around like it's the boring time I came from. 32 00:02:18,757 --> 00:02:22,844 "Boring"? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome 33 00:02:22,928 --> 00:02:25,180 and boy bands roamed the earth? 34 00:02:25,263 --> 00:02:27,974 Yeah, but now it's the distant future. 35 00:02:28,058 --> 00:02:30,644 Why aren't we out doing everything I ever dreamed of? 36 00:02:30,727 --> 00:02:34,231 - Hey, you know what might be a hoot? - No. Why would I know that? 37 00:02:34,314 --> 00:02:36,316 Let's take the rest of the morning off 38 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,902 and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do. 39 00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:41,071 - Everything? - Except that. 40 00:02:44,324 --> 00:02:48,286 So's your fantasies has always been to destroys a planet, huh? 41 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:50,914 Yeah. What did they ever do for me? 42 00:02:56,169 --> 00:03:00,799 Wow. The most humdrum activities seem almost exciting through your eyes. 43 00:03:00,882 --> 00:03:03,719 - What should we do next? - I wanna see the edge of the universe. 44 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:05,721 Ooh. That sounds cool. 45 00:03:05,804 --> 00:03:07,764 It's funny. You live in the universe, 46 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:11,018 but you never do these things till someone comes to visit. 47 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:17,149 There it is, the edge of the universe. 48 00:03:31,246 --> 00:03:32,831 Far out. 49 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:35,584 So there's an infinite number of parallel universes? 50 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,127 No. Just the two. 51 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,629 Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough. 52 00:03:39,713 --> 00:03:43,300 I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me. 53 00:03:43,383 --> 00:03:45,635 Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy. 54 00:03:49,139 --> 00:03:50,390 Yee-haw! 55 00:03:50,474 --> 00:03:52,893 Bow before your master, puny mortals! 56 00:03:53,185 --> 00:03:57,731 Whoo! Giddy-up! Ha, ha! Whoo! Whoopie! 57 00:03:57,981 --> 00:04:01,902 - Mommy? Why is that man like that? - Don't look at him. 58 00:04:03,028 --> 00:04:05,197 That was fun. Let's give him a treat. 59 00:04:15,707 --> 00:04:17,501 Keep your palms flat. 60 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:22,714 The tongue tickles. 61 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,848 These new hands are great. I'm gonna break 'em in tonight. 62 00:04:31,932 --> 00:04:34,059 Yes, it's been quite an hour and a half. 63 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:35,977 I've only got two fantasies left, 64 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:38,063 to be invisible in a chocolate factory, 65 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:40,482 and to be romantically linked with a celebrity. 66 00:04:40,565 --> 00:04:43,068 I could pound your head till you think that's what happened. 67 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:45,153 - Okay. - Wait. Hold on. 68 00:04:45,237 --> 00:04:48,365 It is actually possible to meet any celebrity you want. 69 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:49,825 - It is? - Of course. 70 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:51,618 You should read a blimp sometime. 71 00:04:55,455 --> 00:04:58,041 - What part of that do I understand? - It's simple. 72 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:02,087 You can download a celebrity's personality and appearance into a blank robot. 73 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,881 Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that. 74 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:10,095 Onto the Internet you go. 75 00:05:10,178 --> 00:05:13,682 Oh, and while you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers. 76 00:05:24,484 --> 00:05:27,237 No way. Kirk could kick Picard's ass. 77 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,198 Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald. 78 00:05:30,282 --> 00:05:32,117 What? You take that back! 79 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,660 Ooh, eBay! 80 00:05:33,952 --> 00:05:38,040 Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy? 81 00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:40,751 Sold to the being of inconceivable horror. 82 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:45,213 Will a money order be okay? 83 00:05:45,297 --> 00:05:46,298 Yes. 84 00:05:48,842 --> 00:05:50,886 So where's the celebrity dating place? 85 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:52,554 Let's search the Web. 86 00:05:54,222 --> 00:05:55,307 Over there. 87 00:06:02,606 --> 00:06:05,942 Welcome to nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock. 88 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:10,655 - Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow? - Nah. 89 00:06:10,739 --> 00:06:13,033 I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood. 90 00:06:13,116 --> 00:06:17,079 How about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires? 91 00:06:17,162 --> 00:06:20,248 I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms. 92 00:06:20,332 --> 00:06:22,793 Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it? 93 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:26,380 Nah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu. 94 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:30,300 Only woman to be named People magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year" twice, 95 00:06:30,384 --> 00:06:33,387 in 2003 and then again in 2063. 96 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,597 I'd like the 2003 model. 97 00:06:39,643 --> 00:06:43,855 - Whoo-hoo! I found her! What do I do now? - Download her. 98 00:06:43,939 --> 00:06:46,858 Let's just put a blank robot in the drive. 99 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,955 It worked! 100 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:04,668 You're one sexy man... Philip J. Fry. 101 00:07:08,088 --> 00:07:09,798 It worked perfectly! 102 00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:19,599 Well, you downloaded Lucy Liu. 103 00:07:19,683 --> 00:07:22,728 Are you just gonna stare vacantly at her and not say anything? 104 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:28,108 I find your slack-jawed stare very attractive... 105 00:07:28,191 --> 00:07:29,568 Philip J. Fry. 106 00:07:29,651 --> 00:07:31,361 Did you hear that? She likes me. 107 00:07:31,445 --> 00:07:34,406 Well, duh. She's programmed to like you. 108 00:07:34,489 --> 00:07:38,702 But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 21st century. 109 00:07:38,785 --> 00:07:40,954 She's more than just a piece of software. 110 00:07:41,038 --> 00:07:43,040 Would you like to take a moment to register me? 111 00:07:43,123 --> 00:07:45,042 Uh, not right now. 112 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:48,295 I'll remind you later, you hot stud you. 113 00:07:48,378 --> 00:07:51,048 So, uh, what do you feel like doing? 114 00:07:51,131 --> 00:07:53,342 Would you like to take a moment to register me? 115 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:54,676 I said later. 116 00:07:57,471 --> 00:08:00,223 And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more, 117 00:08:00,307 --> 00:08:03,226 I just use the restroom and then I can eat more. 118 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:05,270 You should write a book, Fry. 119 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:08,273 People need to know about the... Can eat more. 120 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:12,611 Oh, Lucy. You're just like I always thought you'd be from your movies. 121 00:08:12,694 --> 00:08:15,572 My personality is mathematically derived from my movies, 122 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:18,158 proportionately weighted by box office receipts. 123 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:22,579 Whoo! 124 00:08:22,996 --> 00:08:25,165 I'm just a love machine 125 00:08:25,248 --> 00:08:28,001 And I won't work for nobody but you 126 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:31,797 -Yeah -I'm just a love machine 127 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,883 -Yeah, baby -A huggin', kissin' fiend 128 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:38,929 I'm just a love machine 129 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:41,181 And I won't work for nobody but you 130 00:08:41,264 --> 00:08:44,893 -Yeah, baby -I'm just a love machine 131 00:08:45,936 --> 00:08:47,771 A huggin, kissin' fiend 132 00:08:49,856 --> 00:08:52,025 - You're cute. - You'recute. 133 00:08:52,109 --> 00:08:53,276 - You. - You. 134 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,404 - You. - You. 135 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:59,741 Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot. 136 00:08:59,825 --> 00:09:01,827 Well, that's love for you. 137 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:04,579 Humans dating robots is sick. 138 00:09:04,663 --> 00:09:07,082 You people wonder why I'm still single? 139 00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:10,961 It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are datin' humans. 140 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:13,171 Bender, this is Fry's decision. 141 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:16,633 And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life. 142 00:09:18,719 --> 00:09:20,929 She doesn't really love you. She can't. 143 00:09:21,013 --> 00:09:23,932 - She's just a machine that... - Stay away from our women! 144 00:09:24,016 --> 00:09:26,601 You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever! 145 00:09:26,685 --> 00:09:30,230 Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody. 146 00:09:30,313 --> 00:09:33,275 My God! He never took middle school hygiene. 147 00:09:33,358 --> 00:09:35,318 He never saw the propaganda film. 148 00:09:35,402 --> 00:09:39,906 It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times. 149 00:09:42,993 --> 00:09:45,579 Ordinary human dating. 150 00:09:45,662 --> 00:09:49,333 It's enjoyable, and it serves an important purpose. 151 00:09:52,252 --> 00:09:55,130 But when a human dates an artificial mate, 152 00:09:55,213 --> 00:09:58,216 there is no purpose, only enjoyment. 153 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:01,136 And that leads to tragedy. 154 00:10:07,184 --> 00:10:09,519 Neato! A Marilyn Monroebot. 155 00:10:09,603 --> 00:10:12,356 Oh, you're a real dreamboat... 156 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,358 Billy Everyteen. 157 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:18,278 Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next. 158 00:10:21,698 --> 00:10:23,867 Billy, do you want to walk your dog? 159 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,870 No, thanks, Mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot. 160 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:32,209 Billy, do you wanna get a paper route and earn some extra cash? 161 00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:35,170 No, thanks, Dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot. 162 00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:41,218 Billy, do you wanna come over tonight? We can make out together. 163 00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:43,762 Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. 164 00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:46,390 That's an awfully long way to go for makin' out. 165 00:10:47,974 --> 00:10:50,435 Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? 166 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,521 Ordinarily, Billy would work hard 167 00:10:52,604 --> 00:10:54,523 to make money with his paper route. 168 00:10:54,606 --> 00:10:57,150 Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, 169 00:10:57,234 --> 00:11:00,987 thus earning a slim chance to perform the reproductive act. 170 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:05,117 But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? 171 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,244 Why should anyone bother? 172 00:11:07,327 --> 00:11:10,163 Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. 173 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:12,833 Where are all the football stars? 174 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:15,502 And where are the biochemists? 175 00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:20,507 They're trapped, trapped in the soft, viselike grip of robot lips. 176 00:11:22,426 --> 00:11:26,304 All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex 177 00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:29,433 and sometimes the same sex. 178 00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:34,354 Now let's skip forward 80 years into the future. 179 00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:36,356 Where's Billy? 180 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,570 Farewell. 181 00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:47,034 The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens. 182 00:11:51,204 --> 00:11:53,957 Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet? 183 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:55,751 It was Earth! 184 00:11:58,628 --> 00:11:59,838 Brought to you by... 185 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:01,131 The Space Pope 186 00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:05,177 Did that make any impression on you, Fry? Fry? 187 00:12:08,138 --> 00:12:09,139 Ooh! 188 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:14,728 I knew I should've shown him Electro-Gonorrhea:The Noisy Killer. 189 00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:18,648 What is the world comin' to? 190 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:21,151 That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell ya. 191 00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:24,112 Datin' a robot, it's an "atrocimicy." 192 00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:26,114 But Fry's our friend, Bender. 193 00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:29,785 Aw, geez! Will ya stifle there, meat bag? 194 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,329 - You stifle, Bender. - Hooray! 195 00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:34,539 Finally, you're standing up to him. 196 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,625 Although he is completely right. 197 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:40,420 We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay. 198 00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:44,257 It's time to shut down nappster.com. 199 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,346 - Who's in charge of this dump? - That'd be me. 200 00:12:49,429 --> 00:12:52,808 If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole there. 201 00:12:52,891 --> 00:12:55,018 - Listen, you fat Internet nerd. - Listening. 202 00:12:55,102 --> 00:12:57,604 Your company promotes wrong love. 203 00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:01,858 If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw. 204 00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:04,194 Yeah. You can't shut us down. 205 00:13:04,277 --> 00:13:08,031 The Internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. 206 00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:12,119 - We've done nothing wrong. - Help! I'm being held prisoner! 207 00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,204 Ah! Someone in trouble is. 208 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:19,126 No! Stay out. There's a... a guy goin' for the Tetris world record in there. 209 00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:21,545 Ow! 210 00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:27,300 - Who are you? - Don't hurt us. 211 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:31,138 Help me. They've been holding me prisoner for 800 years. 212 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:35,559 The real Lucy Liu, the one you can see a movie of in the popcorn stadium. 213 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,060 So what's your problem? 214 00:13:37,144 --> 00:13:40,397 Those sweaty nerds are making illegal copies of us. 215 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:45,402 Ow! It hurts! 216 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:47,738 Open this door! 217 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,781 Don't make me call the maintenance guy. 218 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,950 - It's a bluff. - We can't take that chance. 219 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,535 Move, people! Move! 220 00:13:53,618 --> 00:13:55,871 Please pick me up before you go-go. 221 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:57,080 She asked first. 222 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:03,628 Ahhh! 223 00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:14,431 - Um... Are you Lucy Liu? - Sure. 224 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:22,939 Oh, we're doomed! 225 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:26,234 They got the head. They uncovered the sign. 226 00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:28,862 Soon the whole world will learn we're cyber criminals. 227 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,447 And we would've gotten away with it 228 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,449 if it weren't for those meddling adults. 229 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,451 We'll stop them. 230 00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:38,705 They like Lucy Liu? We'll give them all the Lucy Liu they can handle. 231 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,082 Hand me that backup disk. 232 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,182 Did you see me escaping? I was all, like... 233 00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,393 Woo-woo-woo woo-woo-woo! 234 00:14:59,476 --> 00:15:02,813 Thanks for rescuing me. Especially you, Bender. 235 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:06,650 Mmm. Quite a masculine piece of metal, aren't you? 236 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,069 Hey, don't look at me like that! 237 00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:12,739 If you're thinkin' of crossing the line with Bender, you can forget it. 238 00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:16,159 - Bender don't bend that way. - Hey, look. 239 00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:17,911 It's another Lucy Liubot. 240 00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:21,456 I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines. 241 00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:26,169 Hey, what the... 242 00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:29,881 Take this and that and one of these. 243 00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:33,969 Hey, cut it out. I don't need this kind of publicity. 244 00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:39,766 Ah! Oh! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah-ooh! 245 00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:43,020 All right, Liu, 246 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:46,606 time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass. 247 00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:51,069 Yaah! Whuh! Waaa-taah! 248 00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:59,494 Then along came Bender. 249 00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:03,415 Looks like you're retaining water. 250 00:16:07,753 --> 00:16:09,880 That was incredible, Bender. 251 00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,507 You're like Jackie Chan before he got all doughy. 252 00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:15,719 Oh, shucks. I wasn't afraid of that robot. 253 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:19,389 I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior. 254 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:27,314 It's an army of Lucy Lius. 255 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:30,233 They're horrible. 256 00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:33,236 Take this and that and one of these. 257 00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:38,450 - Robot Crouching Tiger. - Robot Crane style. 258 00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:47,084 Now, that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes. 259 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,086 Hi-yah! 260 00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:55,926 This is the best movie I've ever seen. 261 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,095 It has a vampire and an explosion. 262 00:16:58,178 --> 00:17:01,682 It's amazing the way you... Notice two things. 263 00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:04,434 No! Don't open that coffin. 264 00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:07,104 - It's ticking. - I have to, Alex. 265 00:17:07,187 --> 00:17:09,731 That coffin's not going to open itself. 266 00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,775 Bleh! 267 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,777 Mmm! 268 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:18,323 Let's hide in here. It'll add to my box office gross. 269 00:17:18,407 --> 00:17:22,619 - Fry. - Aw, you guys came to watch me make out. 270 00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:24,246 That is so sweet. 271 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:28,375 Wait a second. Is that the head of who I think it's of? 272 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,545 Read the jar, Evelyn Wood. Dr. Z. 273 00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:35,966 Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu are destroying the city. 274 00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:38,510 - Is yours acting normally? - Let me see. 275 00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,806 Yep. Why do you ask? 276 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:46,727 Mr. Mayor, if you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror. 277 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,146 I can't. I'm a vampire. 278 00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:03,994 Oh! Why? 279 00:18:04,077 --> 00:18:06,955 And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody. 280 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,290 Quick! This way. 281 00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:16,048 Sorry, ladies. Employees only. 282 00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:30,771 Oh, no! They're forming a human pyramid of robots. 283 00:18:33,106 --> 00:18:36,735 Damn it! We're weren't countin' on them being as smart as they are sexy. 284 00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:39,071 A dangerous mistake to make. 285 00:18:40,614 --> 00:18:41,948 At least we've got food. 286 00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:45,035 - Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag. - Hooray! 287 00:18:45,118 --> 00:18:46,119 And don't eat it. 288 00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:47,579 Oh... 289 00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:51,917 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 290 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,671 - Data error! - Do not compute! 291 00:18:57,964 --> 00:19:01,259 Whoo-hoo! 292 00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:03,929 Life was bad, but now it's good forever. 293 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,409 You'll be safe in here, sweetheart. 294 00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:28,495 - Get lost, Pavarotti. - No. 295 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,791 Lucy Liubot, if I don't survive the corn, 296 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:35,627 I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love 297 00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:38,296 a computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity, 298 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,132 which, it turns out, is a lot. 299 00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:44,428 Oh, Fry. I love you more than the moon and the stars and the... 300 00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:47,639 Poetic image number 37 not found. 301 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:54,229 What are you doing, darling? Get down! 302 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,943 Light hot. Oil temperature rising. 303 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:03,572 Oh, no. Malfunction. 304 00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:06,825 This ain't good. System error. 305 00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:11,872 You saved us. 306 00:20:11,955 --> 00:20:15,417 - Are you all right? - Yes, my love. I'll be just... 307 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,171 Massive corn clog in port seven. 308 00:20:19,254 --> 00:20:21,882 - Are you the last copy of me? - Yes. 309 00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:24,551 - Erase her, Fry. - What? No! 310 00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:28,805 Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image. 311 00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:30,974 And in the end, that's all I really have. 312 00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:34,061 That and the largest gold nugget in the world, one mile in diameter. 313 00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:36,605 But I just downloaded her because I love you. 314 00:20:36,688 --> 00:20:38,607 If you love the real Lucy Liu, 315 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:41,985 and not just what you've seen in movies, genre-straddling lawyer shows, 316 00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:45,322 and kiss-ass articles in People magazine, 317 00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:47,407 you'll blank out that robot. 318 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,251 I'm sorry. 319 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,296 Hug me, Liubot. 320 00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:17,187 I'll always remember you, Fry. 321 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:20,357 Memory deleted. 322 00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:23,485 I know it hurts, buddy, 323 00:21:23,568 --> 00:21:27,030 but at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore. 324 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,281 Uh-huh... 325 00:21:28,907 --> 00:21:32,160 And I guess now maybe I can get to know the real Lucy Liu. 326 00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:34,204 Yeah, at our wedding. 327 00:21:34,287 --> 00:21:37,582 It's true. Bender and I are in love. 328 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:40,961 - But... But... - Don't be a prude, Fry. 329 00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:47,551 Boy!