1 00:00:01,211 --> 00:00:03,338 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:04,214 --> 00:00:06,300 MAN: One, two! One, two, three! 3 00:00:46,548 --> 00:00:48,509 I've never seen a supernova blow up. 4 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,636 But if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, 5 00:00:50,761 --> 00:00:52,930 - it'll light up the night sky. - Yeah! 6 00:00:53,055 --> 00:00:56,266 Anyone who misses this will regret it the rest of his life. 7 00:00:56,391 --> 00:01:00,145 - Hey, Fry, could you go make some popcorn? - Okay. 8 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:08,403 Let's go, microwave. I'm in a hurry here. Hmm? 9 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,450 (CHUCKLES) 10 00:01:15,369 --> 00:01:17,371 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 11 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:22,251 Hey. (SNIFFING) What smells like blue? 12 00:01:22,334 --> 00:01:26,421 - Fry, get up here! It's starting! - Focus! 13 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:41,145 (ALL GASPING) 14 00:01:48,152 --> 00:01:49,611 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 15 00:01:49,736 --> 00:01:53,031 Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about? 16 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:06,253 (ALL GASPING) 17 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:16,346 (CLOCKS CHIMING) 18 00:02:27,191 --> 00:02:29,985 (ALL GROANING) 19 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,237 - (MICROWAVE TIMER DINGS) - Ooh! My popcorn's done. 20 00:02:33,947 --> 00:02:36,074 Aw. It's less popped than ever. 21 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,077 I don't know what happened, but we've taken on a lot of clocks. 22 00:02:39,203 --> 00:02:41,079 - Let's get back home. - (TICKING) 23 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:46,210 Why is there so little traffic around Earth? 24 00:02:46,335 --> 00:02:48,545 And what's this layer of ozone? 25 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:50,547 That's never been there before. 26 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:52,633 - (ALARM SOUNDING) - Hmm? 27 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:55,052 - Such noises! - Oh, no! 28 00:02:55,177 --> 00:02:58,388 There's no global positioning signal. Navigation is failing! 29 00:02:58,514 --> 00:03:01,183 - We're gonna crash! - Not if I can help it. 30 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:03,811 - (ENGINES POWERING DOWN) - Oh. I guess I can't. 31 00:03:03,936 --> 00:03:06,188 - Everyone, put on your seat belts. - (MOANING) 32 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:10,150 Ah, those things cost more lives than they save. 33 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:16,198 (YELLING) 34 00:03:16,323 --> 00:03:18,158 (CRASH) 35 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:26,208 - Bender, are you okay? - I don't know. I'll try to move my feet. 36 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:29,128 (STRAINING) 37 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:30,754 All right, here's the plan. 38 00:03:30,838 --> 00:03:34,883 Zoidberg, pick up the pieces. Everyone else, take five. 39 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:46,311 (HOWLING) 40 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,522 And Zoidberg picks up another piece! 41 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:51,108 The crowd goes wild! 42 00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:54,444 - (MIMICS CROWD CHEERING) - (VEHICLES APPROACHING) 43 00:03:56,363 --> 00:03:57,990 What is? 44 00:04:02,161 --> 00:04:06,707 General, in all my years of coverin' top secret discoveries with sheets, 45 00:04:06,832 --> 00:04:10,878 I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this. 46 00:04:11,003 --> 00:04:13,297 (MIMICS FANFARE) 47 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:16,341 The debris from an alien spaceship. 48 00:04:18,427 --> 00:04:22,097 Son, I think I can safely say... (SCREAMS) 49 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:28,270 As you can see, 1947 is going to be an eventful year for the town of 50 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:30,981 Roswell, New Mexico. 51 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:35,319 (BEEPING, WHIRRING) 52 00:04:42,701 --> 00:04:44,578 FARNSWORTH: Remarkable! 53 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:47,915 According to the high-precision digital chronograph 54 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,709 it's July 9, 1947, 55 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:53,587 which would explain why the chronograph has turned into... 56 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:56,340 - this pinup calendar. - BENDER: Wait a second. 57 00:04:56,465 --> 00:04:58,133 You mean we traveled through time? 58 00:04:58,258 --> 00:05:02,054 Doy! Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave. 59 00:05:02,179 --> 00:05:04,515 - Yo. - And the microwave radiation 60 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,685 combined with the gravitons and graviolis from the supernova, 61 00:05:08,811 --> 00:05:11,355 blasted us through time itself. 62 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,357 Have you seen today's news? 63 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:15,776 "High School Gym Renovations On Schedule"? 64 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:18,403 - What a load! - No. Over here. 65 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:20,572 "Flying Saucer Captured." 66 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:22,699 That's no flying saucer. 67 00:05:22,825 --> 00:05:25,369 - That's my ass! - FRY: My God! 68 00:05:25,494 --> 00:05:29,748 This means the flying saucer that crashed in Roswell was us! 69 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:33,460 And the alien they captured was... was... 70 00:05:35,546 --> 00:05:37,422 - Hello. - Ewww! 71 00:05:37,548 --> 00:05:41,969 So what are you guys doing tonight? I'm up for whatever. 72 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,517 Yes. We tore the universe a new 73 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,645 space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast. 74 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:54,189 Our only hope to get back to our own time 75 00:05:54,314 --> 00:05:56,441 is to go back through it within, oh, say 76 00:05:56,567 --> 00:06:00,362 exactly 24 hours. 77 00:06:00,487 --> 00:06:02,322 No problem. 78 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:04,241 The ship's fixed except for the cup holder, 79 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,368 and I should have that operational within 10 hours. 80 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:10,414 You've got eight. But a more urgent concern is the microwave. 81 00:06:10,539 --> 00:06:14,418 Without a working one, we have no hope of returning to the future. 82 00:06:14,543 --> 00:06:17,880 Well, I'm sure we can buy a microwave somewhere around here. 83 00:06:18,005 --> 00:06:21,550 Meanwhile, you guys sneak onto the army base and rescue Bender's body. 84 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:25,012 Hey, and while we're on the base, I'll visit my Grandfather Enos. 85 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,098 - He was stationed at Roswell. - Your grandfather? 86 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:30,684 Stay away from him, you dimwitted monkey! 87 00:06:30,809 --> 00:06:32,686 You mustn't interfere with the past. 88 00:06:32,811 --> 00:06:35,314 Don't do anything that affects anything 89 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:37,566 unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, 90 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:41,403 in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! 91 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:42,613 Got it. 92 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:44,990 If, for example, you were to kill your grandfather, 93 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:46,909 you'd cease to exist. 94 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:49,995 (GASPS) But existing is basically all I do! 95 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,080 (SNORING) 96 00:06:53,499 --> 00:06:56,376 - What is your purpose here? - Huh? 97 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,879 All right, Officer. I'll move along. 98 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:02,049 What the general means is why did you come to Earth? 99 00:07:02,174 --> 00:07:05,677 Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question. 100 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,870 - MAN: Enos! - (GASPS) 101 00:07:34,081 --> 00:07:37,209 Private, I want that toilet bowl so clean, I could eat off it! 102 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:40,921 - 'Cause I intend to! - Well, gadzooks, Sarge. 103 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:43,465 FRY: It's him! It's my Grandfather Enos! 104 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:47,678 Now prepare my lunch and place it in the latrine at 1200 hours! 105 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:56,728 (GASPS) That jeep's gonna hit him, and I won't exist anymore! 106 00:07:56,854 --> 00:07:58,856 (SCREAMS) 107 00:07:58,981 --> 00:08:01,150 ENOS: Hey! 108 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:06,530 Are you crazy? You almost got yourself run over. 109 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:09,116 I did? Then I sure am lucky you knocked me 110 00:08:09,241 --> 00:08:11,493 onto this pile of rusty bayonets. 111 00:08:11,618 --> 00:08:14,371 Psst! Fry, stop interfering with history! 112 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:17,541 I don't want to have to memorize a lot of new kings when I get back. 113 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:19,877 I had no choice. I was about to not exist. 114 00:08:20,002 --> 00:08:22,880 I could feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear. 115 00:08:24,047 --> 00:08:27,259 Well, thanks, soldier. I'm off to make Sarge's lunch. 116 00:08:27,342 --> 00:08:30,012 Handlin' raw chicken? Best part of the job. 117 00:08:30,304 --> 00:08:33,307 Mmm! Finger-lickin' good. 118 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:36,894 That's it! This place is too dangerous. We gotta get you out of here. 119 00:08:37,019 --> 00:08:38,729 Everything's gonna be all right, Dad. 120 00:08:38,854 --> 00:08:41,523 Well, gadzooks! I'd better ask Sarge. 121 00:08:41,648 --> 00:08:43,692 No time! Run! Run to safety! 122 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,777 - (BOTH PANTING) - (BOMB WHISTLING) 123 00:08:45,903 --> 00:08:48,655 (BOTH SCREAMING) 124 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,535 (COMPUTERS BEEPING) 125 00:08:53,619 --> 00:08:57,206 This experiment will determine what food, if any, 126 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,291 the alien eats. 127 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:09,218 A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me. 128 00:09:09,343 --> 00:09:11,512 Um, it's free. 129 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,639 (ZOIDBERG SCREAMS) 130 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:15,766 (LOUD EATING NOISES) 131 00:09:21,939 --> 00:09:24,149 Get me the president. 132 00:09:27,528 --> 00:09:30,197 (JEWELRY RATTLING) 133 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:32,741 Fry's from around this time. I'll talk like him. 134 00:09:32,866 --> 00:09:35,744 Yo, homes! We're looking for a microwave oven. 135 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:38,163 Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart. 136 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:40,249 What you want is the deluxe gas princess. 137 00:09:40,374 --> 00:09:43,001 This beauty has four broilers, a casserole indicator, 138 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:46,588 a fold-out ironing board, and down here a foot-soaking tub 139 00:09:46,713 --> 00:09:49,800 since, as a woman, you'll be standing in front of it all day. 140 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,718 (YELLS) 141 00:09:51,844 --> 00:09:53,470 Oh. I'm sorry. 142 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:58,016 Now, I'll "ax" you again. Where can we find a microwave? 143 00:09:58,142 --> 00:10:00,769 Sir, your wife's hysterical, so I'll address this to you. 144 00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:03,856 This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast. 145 00:10:03,981 --> 00:10:05,858 Ooh! That's good news. 146 00:10:05,983 --> 00:10:09,653 You know, you really don't cook enough roasts, Leela. 147 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:12,906 Ohh. Women! 148 00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:21,456 Oh! Thank God I got you off that dangerous army base. 149 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,625 You sure are the helpful type, stranger. 150 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:27,129 Say, you got anything to eat in that there lunch box? 151 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:30,841 - What... (MUTTERING) - Ooh. Snacks. 152 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:35,262 Hey, that's my brain! (MUTTERING) 153 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:38,682 Man. Them crackers cut my mouth up somethin' bad. 154 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:40,684 Let's stop off for a malt. 155 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:43,145 (DOOR CHIME JINGLES) 156 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:51,737 - See that waitress there? - Yowzah! I know what I want for dessert. 157 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,780 That's my fiancée, Mildred. 158 00:10:53,906 --> 00:10:56,575 Grandma Mildred? Uh, no dessert. Just coffee. 159 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,244 Okey-doke. And for you, snuggums? 160 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:03,040 Uh, I'll have a pie with a fried egg on top. 161 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,627 Yeah, she sure is pretty. 162 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:09,129 You ought to marry her and father some children right away. 163 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:12,174 Yeah, folks say that. But did you ever get the feeling 164 00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:15,344 you're only goin' with girls 'cause you're supposed to? 165 00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:17,262 What? 166 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:20,057 Don't ever, ever say or think that again! 167 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:22,142 Please, just concentrate on staying alive. 168 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,395 (GASPS) Fire! Look out! 169 00:11:27,481 --> 00:11:29,650 (GASPS) You almost got neutered. 170 00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:31,985 Well, 'taint as bad as gettin' killed. 171 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:35,656 For me it is! I'm getting you out of here. 172 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:39,326 - Ow! - (SIGHS) 173 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:50,003 Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere. 174 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,923 Just stay put and enjoy this calendar. 175 00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:08,147 Safe and sound. Finally, I can continue to exist. 176 00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:16,989 Three, two, one. 177 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:31,712 (GASPING) 178 00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:39,094 And you are outta here! 179 00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:49,271 - What'll you folks have today? - I'll have the soylent green 180 00:12:49,396 --> 00:12:53,442 with a slice of soylent orange and some soylent coleslaw. 181 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,445 - Pardon? - It's the 20th century, Professor. 182 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:59,865 Oh, right. I'll have a croque monsieur, 183 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:03,494 the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead. 184 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,704 I'll just have a small injection of Fem-a-slim. 185 00:13:05,829 --> 00:13:08,582 Uh, two chili dogs comin' up. 186 00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:12,586 Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're trapped in this time period. 187 00:13:12,711 --> 00:13:14,588 Oh, Lord! 188 00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:17,633 We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, 189 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,219 and then the terrible tragedy of his death. 190 00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:25,516 Wait a second! There's a microwave radar dish at the army base. 191 00:13:25,641 --> 00:13:28,519 - We could steal it. - No! That would alter history. 192 00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:33,982 Above all else, it is our sacred duty to preserve the past exactly as it was. 193 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:36,819 - Well, I killed my grandfather. - Wha... 194 00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:40,239 Wait. If you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist? 195 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:42,241 I don't know. Maybe God loves me. 196 00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:45,619 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) Oh! 197 00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:48,789 Killed? In an atomic blast? 198 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,834 No, sir. I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact 199 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,753 that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly. 200 00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:57,214 - (SOBBING) - Ah. 201 00:13:57,339 --> 00:14:01,260 There, there. If it makes you feel any better, his body was vaporized, 202 00:14:01,385 --> 00:14:03,804 so there's no chance of him coming back as a zombie. 203 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:07,724 - I'm not worried about that. - Then you're a braver woman than I. 204 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:11,979 You remind me of Enos. Would you mind walking me home? 205 00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:13,647 How far is it? 206 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,790 Welcome to Roswell, President Truman. 207 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:35,002 Fellas, this visit's top secret. No one's to know about it... 208 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:37,004 except the senior officers, scientists, 209 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,089 and a single conspiracy nut who no one will believe. 210 00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,591 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 211 00:14:49,391 --> 00:14:52,561 Mr. President, our experts have reassembled the parts 212 00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:55,606 from the alien ship into its original design. 213 00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:59,109 Hmm. (GASPS) 214 00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:03,197 Whistlin' Dixie! I want this sent to Area 51 for study. 215 00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:06,200 But, sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set. 216 00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:08,160 Then we'll have to really land on the moon. 217 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:11,163 Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies! 218 00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:14,625 If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. 219 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,627 If you're here to make war, we surrender. 220 00:15:16,752 --> 00:15:20,506 Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people. 221 00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:22,591 Bushwah! Now, what's your mission? 222 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,177 Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid? 223 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:29,139 - Are you coming on to me? - Hot crackers! I take exception to that! 224 00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:31,183 I'm not hearing a "no." 225 00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:33,936 Nerts to this space crab! If we want information, 226 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,396 we'll have to do us an old-fashioned alien autopsy. 227 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,233 Hooray! 228 00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:49,159 Every little thing reminds me of Enos. 229 00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:50,911 (SOBBING) 230 00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:53,789 Aw. I know how you feel. 231 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:56,208 My grandfather died recently. 232 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,796 It's all so sad. 233 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:05,175 At times like this, I just need someone to hold me. 234 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,971 Mmm. You like holdin' me, don't you? 235 00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:11,014 Hey, you know what always cheers you up? 236 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,267 Baking me a nice tray of sugar cookies. 237 00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:15,978 How about these cookies, sugar? 238 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:18,021 - (GASPS) I shouldn't be here. - (GLASS SHATTERS) 239 00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:21,066 I shouldn't even exist. But I do exist, 240 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:24,820 which proves you can't really be my grandm... 241 00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,905 Mmm! 242 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:29,032 (BOTH MOANING) 243 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,794 (SNORING) 244 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:45,924 - (FARNSWORTH AND LEELA GROANING) - Oh, my God! 245 00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:48,802 Huh? 246 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:53,932 - What the hell have you done, Fry? - Relax. 247 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:56,643 She can't be my grandmother. I figured it all out. 248 00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:59,897 Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope! 249 00:17:00,022 --> 00:17:04,318 - Look! - Come back to bed, dearie. 250 00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,320 (SCREAMS) It's impossible! 251 00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:09,448 I mean, if she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather? 252 00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:12,284 Isn't it obvious? 253 00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:16,079 - You are. - (SCREAMS) 254 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:19,541 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 255 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:23,545 Did you say something, dearie? I'm a bit hard of hearing. 256 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:26,131 (SCREAMING INTENSIFIES) 257 00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:33,555 Commencing excavation of the subject's chest cavity. 258 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:36,600 And in this corner, Zoidberg! 259 00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:39,561 (CHUCKLING) Come on, lighten up. 260 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:42,105 What is this, a funeral? 261 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,276 - Heart. - Take. I've got four of them. 262 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,737 Stomach contents: one deviled egg. 263 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:52,199 Deviled egg? (LOUD SLURPING) 264 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:54,201 The same deviled egg. 265 00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:58,664 (SOBBING) 266 00:17:58,789 --> 00:18:01,124 - Snap out of it! - Start the ship, Leela. 267 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:05,170 Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time. 268 00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,172 But-But won't that change history? 269 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:10,092 Oh, a lesson in not changing history 270 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:12,344 from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandpa." 271 00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:15,973 Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history! 272 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:35,909 (SCREAMING) 273 00:18:37,578 --> 00:18:40,122 U.F.O.! U.F.O.! 274 00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,794 (TICKING) 275 00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:49,131 Hey, don't cut that. I need that to speak. 276 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:52,759 - (CRASH) - (GASPS) 277 00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:56,180 - Oh, my... - Great Roosevelt's ghost! 278 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,765 (KARATE GRUNTS) 279 00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:00,809 - (GRUNTS CONTINUE) - (GROANS) 280 00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:04,438 - Take this, Mr. President, sir! - (GASPS) 281 00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:07,983 (GASPS, GROANS) 282 00:19:08,108 --> 00:19:10,652 The president is gagging on my gas bladder. 283 00:19:10,736 --> 00:19:12,779 What an honor. 284 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:17,242 (SNORING) Wha... 285 00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:19,578 Oh, right. 286 00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:39,181 - Enos! - FRY: He's dead! Sorry! 287 00:19:59,243 --> 00:20:01,578 (ALL CHEERING) 288 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,914 Choke on that, causality! 289 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:08,252 1947 can kiss my shiny metal... (YELLING) 290 00:20:13,132 --> 00:20:15,259 Turn around! We've gotta go back for Bender! 291 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:19,054 Impossible! The supernova time hole is closing. 292 00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:23,225 If we don't leave now, we'll never get back to the 31st century. 293 00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:28,939 Whoa! 294 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:35,237 FRY: Bender! 295 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:47,916 There. Good as new. 296 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:50,461 - Don't you need this one? - Oh, no! 297 00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:53,088 That's my... (GAGGING) 298 00:20:56,884 --> 00:20:59,136 Gotcha. 299 00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:01,346 Oh. Poor Bender. 300 00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:04,057 He must be so lonely right now, 301 00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:06,727 trapped a thousand years in the past. 302 00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:08,729 Hey, wait a second! 303 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,277 (BEEPING) 304 00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:17,279 - Anything? - No. 305 00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,281 - (BEEPING INTENSIFIES) - Wait! 306 00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:21,074 BENDER: Ow! Stupid jerk! 307 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,994 - He's alive! - Whee! 308 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:30,876 Bender! What was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years? 309 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:33,295 I was enjoying it until you guys showed up. 310 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,715 Well, now everything is back as it was. 311 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,550 And if history doesn't care that our 312 00:21:38,634 --> 00:21:41,720 degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, 313 00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:43,722 then who are we to judge? 314 00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:45,516 Amen! 315 00:21:57,069 --> 00:21:59,446 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)