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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Up next, daring daylight robbery
at a municipal swimming pool.

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This is it. Turn me up.

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Earlier today, a foul-mouthed bandit
robbed the municipal pool

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making off with the contents
of over three lockers.

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More like three lockers and a sink.

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Bender, did you have
something to do with this?

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Of course not.

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Holy spitz.
He's sporting skintight Speedos.

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They don't leave much to the imagination.

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Actually on a robot, they sorta do.

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One puny human got a look at the robber.

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Here we go. Here we go.

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Describing him as
a short, nasty, muscular...

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Yeah, make me famous, bighead.

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...Caucasian human male.

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What?

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(AMY GASPS)

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Hey! Now what am I supposed to watch
and drink all day?

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This is an outrage.

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What's the point of pulling
the biggest pool caper ever

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if nobody knows you did it?

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Well, there's the material rewards.

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You mean this junk?

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BOY: Whee!

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All I ever wanted was for people
to remember my name.

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(SOBS)

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It's Bender.

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Oh, fuff!

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Why bother remembering anything?

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You're just going to forget it
five seconds later.

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BENDER: It's so unfair.

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A debonair robot with
a zesty, in-your-face outlook

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doomed to obscurity like the rest of you,
especially Leela.

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(SOBS)

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If I died tomorrow,
no one would even notice.

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(BOARD SQUEAKING)

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Boy, I've never seen him so down,
or ever before.

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How does a nobody like me get famous?

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(GASPS) I know.

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Hey, look. I'm stuck,
but I haven't given up hope.

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Call a soft-news journalist.

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You're not stuck.

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Shut up.

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- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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Hey, everybody, do the "Bender."

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This move's called the "Bender."

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Yo, Hot Wheels, this circle's about
free expression not fascist moves.

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(BENDER YELLING)

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(GASPS) A blank wall. Fame is mine.

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- (RATTLING)
- (LAUGHING)

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- (DOG BARKING)
- (SPRAY-PAINT HISSING)

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There. Now no one will forget how I live
or my attitude regarding butt.

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(VEHICLE PULLS UP)

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All right, ladies. Let's flush
these artists' lofts straights to hell.

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- (BEEPING)
- (EXPLOSION)

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(DRAMATICALLY) No!

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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I'm the first one to work. A new low.

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- ALL: Surprise!
- Happy funeral, Bender.

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(GASPS) A surprise funeral, for me?

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We just wanted to show you
that you really will be remembered.

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Now, if the deceased will kindly
take his place of honor.

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Ooh! Cushiony. And a minibar.

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(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)

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Dearly beloved, we are here today
to remember Bender,

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taken from us in the prime of life

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when he was crushed by a runaway semi

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driven by the Incredible Hulk.

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Aw! You knew my favorite cause of death.

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Now let us each remember the best things
about Bender, in our own way.

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Professor?

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(COUGHING)

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Your standard bending unit
is made of an iron-osmium alloy.

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But Bender was different.

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Bender had a .04 percent nickel impurity.

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It's what made me me.

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If you ever needed a small package
brought into the country

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without a lot of X-raying and such,

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Bender always had a free body cavity.

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The professor's was better.

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Bender, shush. You're supposed to be dead.

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Say more about how great I am.
And where's the crying?

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You people look like
you're waiting for the bus.

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(BLOWS TRUMPET)

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(SINGING)
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes

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The pipes are calling

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Who-y boy?

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From glen to glen, and down...

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Danny boy?

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You're at my funeral, singing about
some dead stiff named Danny boy?

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You really are a massive bonehead.

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I'm expressing my sorrow.

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Get lost.

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I'd say, "Don't quit your day job,"
but you're awful at that, too.

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We're trying our best.

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Your best is an idiot.

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Let's pick it up, people.
So far, it's been crap after crap.

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I croaked. Now, show me some love.

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Bender was a truly special...

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BENDER: Louder and sadder.

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Bender was a truly special...

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BENDER: Next.

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(AMY SOBBING)

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- Dear Lord...
- BENDER: Oh, next.

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(SINGING)
Oh, Danny boy...

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Come on. Surely there must be someone here
who knows how great I was.

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Yes, there is, Bender.

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Bender was a lot of things
to a lot of people,

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but looking back, the number one thing
I can say about him is this,

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and simply this.

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Bender was my friend.

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What? That's it?

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Who are you? You're nobody.

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This is the worst funeral ever.

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I hope you're all happy.

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You've succeeded in convincing me
life is worth living

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by showing how bad my funeral will suck.

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I know whose funeral
we'll be attending next.

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Oh, stop.

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News, everyone.

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Today you're going to O'Cyris IV
to deliver this enormous sandstone block.

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I thought something
looked different in here.

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(BENDER GRUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)

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Hi. We have a giant stone
to deliver. Sign here.

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Ah! Very nice. Much like
the ten million identical stones

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already used in the future tomb
of our great Pharaoh Hermenthotip.

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Impressive. Who's building it?

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- You.
- Say again?

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You are now slaves of
the great Pharaoh Hermenthotip.

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Guards.

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Call it a hunch, but I've got
a bad feeling about this.

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You know, the worst thing
about being a slave,

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they make you work
but they don't pay you or let you go.

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That's the only thing about being a slave.

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Attention. You are now possessions
of the great Pharaoh Hermenthotip,

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heir to the tenth dynasty,

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bringer of the good aspects
of the annual floods.

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Incredible. This place is just like
the ancient Egypt of my day.

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That is no coincidence.

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For our people visited your Egypt
thousands of years ago.

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I knew it. Insane theories: one.
Regular theories: a billion.

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We learned many things
from the mighty Egyptians.

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Such as pyramid building, space travel,

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and how to prepare our dead
so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

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(LAUGHING)

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Also Wolfman.

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(BENDER WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY)

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Look at these swanky tombs.
These people really know how to die.

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Are you crazy?

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They worked thousands of people to death
to make these stupid monuments.

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Hey, you spend your whole life
building a guy's toe,

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you're gonna remember him.

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(SLAVE CRIES OUT)

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I think I'm gonna like it here.

156
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Yeah, I noticed your sign
and I thought I'd come over...

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(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

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What we do is make you starve to death.

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(GRUNTS)

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- One, two, three, pull.
- (ALL STRAINING)

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- One, two, three, pull.
- (ALL STRAINING)

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Oh! Bloody chunder.

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Pick it up, people.
We're enslaved here to do a job.

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Master, do we have to
count to three every time?

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Couldn't we count to one?
Or better yet, one-half?

166
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Good idea, slave. One-half, pull.
One-half, pull.

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Now we're slaving.

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(STRAINING)

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Come on, guys.

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Pharaoh's counting on us.
Work faster. Like this.

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(PANTING)

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You call that motivating me?

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Don't just whip with your arms.

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The power comes from your hips. Like this.

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Bender, quit giving
the slave drivers pointers.

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Yeah. Remember who your real friends are.

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I'll tell you who I remember.

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Enupsis. Pleotut. What's-his-name.

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He was the greatest of all.

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(BUGLE BLOWS)

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Pharaoh Hermenthotip approaches.

182
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(SLAVES STRAINING, MOANING)

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Hurry, hurry. Pharaoh's coming.
Get that nose in place. Come on.

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(ALL GRUNTING, STRAINING)

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Excellent work.
I'm very proud of all you slaves.

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(ALL MUTTERING)

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Whoo hoo! Viva Hermenthotip.

188
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And now, I have a grand announcement.

189
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In honor of your achievement,
you're all hereby...

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(ALL GASP)

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No!

192
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(BENDER STRAINING)

193
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Tell the slaves they can all go...

194
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Go faster? I told them,
but they're so damn lazy.

195
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No. I mean, they're all free.

196
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Freeloading off you? I agree.

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No, I...

198
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(GASPS FOR BREATH)

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Pharaoh Hermenthotip is dead.

200
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He's whipping angels now.

201
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(SOBBING)

202
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(SLAVES STRAINING)

203
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We commend the body
of the great Hermenthotip

204
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to the abode of the damned.

205
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The damned good-looking.

206
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Pharaoh commanded me
to tell that joke at his funeral.

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(SLAVES STRAINING)

208
00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:07,217
I'll always remember you, Hermenthotip.

209
00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:11,847
To equip Pharaoh for his journey,
we bury him with his favorite possessions.

210
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Such as his heart and liver.

211
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And the many goods he left
in his royal garage.

212
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:27,237
Also this bag of cats
our culture considers holy.

213
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(CATS MEOWING)

214
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(PLAYING UPBEAT PIANO TUNE)

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(SINGING) Pharaoh, my god king,
You are cold and deceased

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I used to have him sing

217
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P-P-P-Pharaoh and his pets

218
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But the years went by
And Pharaoh died

219
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Susie will have joined him
In the afterlife

220
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Hermenthotip is gone.

221
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The time to designate a new Pharaoh
is at hand.

222
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Wow.

223
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At dawn tomorrow, the high priest
will consult the Wall of Prophecy

224
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to determine Hermenthotip's successor.

225
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Whoo!

226
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That concludes the funeral.

227
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:18,747
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.

228
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Can you believe it? Pharaoh's dead.

229
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Yes. Tonight we are slaves to no one.
Except the rhythm.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

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Yeah. Play those bongos.

232
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I'm gonna spin till I fall down.

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Whoo!

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00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:38,642
(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

235
00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:45,983
(BOTH BARKING)

236
00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:57,452
We interrupt this ancient prophecy
to bring you a late-breaking bulletin.

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(GROANING)

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Great Wall of Prophecy.

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00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:10,924
Reveal to us
God's will that we may blindly obey.

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ALL:
Free us from thought and responsibility.

241
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:16,305
We shall read things off you.

242
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:17,890
ALL: Then do them.

243
00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:19,725
Your words guide us.

244
00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:20,851
ALL: We're dumb.

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00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:23,729
You know what else stinks
about being a slave? The hours.

246
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:29,443
The prophecy is strange
and crudely drawn at best.

247
00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:32,029
It indicates that we are here...

248
00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:37,701
...and our next Pharaoh
is over there, near some tents.

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BENDER: Those are waves, jackass.
It's supposed to be a river.

250
00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:45,459
Hey, I think I know
who the next Pharaoh is.

251
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,543
Oh, Lord.

252
00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:51,548
We hear your voice, great Pharaoh.
Reveal yourself to us.

253
00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:57,137
Behold. I have emerged
from the place of spells and fairies.

254
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:58,639
(ALL GASP)

255
00:14:58,722 --> 00:15:02,935
It is he, just as
the Wall of Prophecy prophesied.

256
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:07,606
Long live Pharaoh Bender.

257
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,067
ALL: Long live Pharaoh Bender.

258
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,694
This society is a bunch of idiots.

259
00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:18,450
People of O'Cyris IV.

260
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:21,578
Please welcome a man
who started as a slave,

261
00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:24,915
but worked his way up
to lord of all creation.

262
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:27,835
Our new Pharaoh, Bender.

263
00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:30,087
(ALL CHEERING)

264
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:43,058
Citizens of me. The cruelty of
the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past.

265
00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:44,726
(ALL CHEERING)

266
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:50,190
Let a whole new wave of cruelty
wash over this lazy land.

267
00:15:50,524 --> 00:15:51,775
(ALL CHEERING)

268
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:53,151
- ALL: Huh?
- What? What did he say?

269
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:55,487
BENDER: Hear the word of Pharaoh.

270
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:58,699
Build unto me a statue
of ridiculous proportion.

271
00:15:58,782 --> 00:16:01,285
One billion cubits in height

272
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:05,455
that I might be remembered
for all eternity.

273
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:06,999
And be quick about it.

274
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,625
(SLAVES GROANING)

275
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:12,713
(SLAVE STRAINING)

276
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,092
Lowly slave. Why are you not working?

277
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,468
I am.

278
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,387
I meant, "Yourself to death?"

279
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,557
Mighty Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe.

280
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,476
Well, then, what do you think
you should stop doing?

281
00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:28,729
Crawl, pigs.

282
00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:30,189
LEELA: Ow!

283
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:33,066
The Pharaoh has spoken.

284
00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,506
(STRAINING)

285
00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:06,350
Your task is nearly completed.
Don't let down Pharaoh now.

286
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,777
The great monument
is finished, oh, Pharaoh.

287
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,987
And now the unveiling.

288
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:21,824
BENDER: Hmm.

289
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:24,451
Remember me.

290
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,246
Remember me.

291
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,123
Remember me.

292
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:31,917
Does it please you, my lord?

293
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:33,460
BENDER: Mmm.

294
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:34,920
It's a good start.

295
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,882
Yeah, it's definitely big, all right.

296
00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:41,844
I just wonder if it's too big, you know?

297
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,597
I mean, are people gonna be
remembering me or the statue?

298
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:48,725
But, sire, we made it
to your exact specifications.

299
00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:50,727
Too exact, if you ask me.

300
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,437
Tear it down and try again.

301
00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:55,065
But this time, don't embarrass yourselves.

302
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,026
(ALL MURMURING)

303
00:17:58,694 --> 00:17:59,945
Yeah. That's right.

304
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:01,905
What...

305
00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:03,365
(MUFFLED PROTESTS)

306
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,493
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Pharaoh suddenly died.

307
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,370
ALL: Yay!

308
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,332
Good riddance.

309
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:16,378
BENDER: What about my servants?

310
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:17,629
- Yeah.
- Right.

311
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:19,756
(LEELA AND FRY GRUNTING)

312
00:18:25,179 --> 00:18:26,430
(LEELA AND FRY GRUNT)

313
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:31,518
Bender, I really hope that's you,
because if it isn't...

314
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,312
(WHEEZING)

315
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:34,980
we're in trouble.

316
00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:38,150
You jerk. Why'd you have to drag us along?

317
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,027
I wanted to watch you remember me.

318
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:47,618
Did you really think you'd need
all this junk in the afterlife?

319
00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:48,744
Afterlife?

320
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:51,455
(SCOFFS) If I thought I had to go through
a whole another life,

321
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:52,915
I'd kill myself right now.

322
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,043
Well, rot in peace. Fry and I are leaving.

323
00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:58,045
Sorry, but we're totally sealed in.

324
00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:02,090
Nothing can get in or out
except millions of snakes.

325
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:06,595
Here, have a pomegranate schnapps
from my private distillery

326
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,264
and start sharing
fond memories of me, Bender.

327
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,976
What proof is this? Some huge number?

328
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:16,980
It's explosive.

329
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:19,691
Maybe we could escape
by setting fire to the distillery

330
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,568
and blowing this place to rubble.

331
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,156
Let's get a little kindling going.

332
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,580
No! You can't blow up my monument.
I won't be remembered.

333
00:19:33,664 --> 00:19:36,792
Oh, right. How selfish of me.

334
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,377
We'll just stay here forever.

335
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:42,047
Hey, Fry, remember that robot, Bender?

336
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,259
Bend-er? Doesn't ring a bell.

337
00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:46,385
(GASPS)

338
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:47,803
Did you hear something, Leela?

339
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,265
No, but I bet it wasn't someone
who was good at stealing.

340
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:54,768
Stop it. Stop it. It's not right.
You've crossed a line!

341
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,603
Hey, Leela, you know who I remember?

342
00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:57,813
Oh, please let it be me.

343
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,274
That guy who used to bend things,
you know?

344
00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:01,942
- Me? Please?
- Hermes.

345
00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:03,735
All right, all right.

346
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:08,240
If it means that much to you,
blow up my statue.

347
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:12,161
Oh, Bender.
When did you come in? Hold still.

348
00:20:12,369 --> 00:20:14,288
(BENDER MUTTERING)

349
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,589
Let's blow this tomb.

350
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,349
(BENDER SCREAMING)

351
00:20:34,725 --> 00:20:38,437
Pharaoh Bender.
He once more walks among the living.

352
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,563
How we doing?

353
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:54,161
Remember me.

354
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,831
I will. I will.

355
00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:07,466
(SOBBING)

356
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:11,053
Please just leave me alone.

357
00:21:11,261 --> 00:21:13,263
(WAILING)

358
00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:18,477
Bender, I understand your desire
to be remembered,

359
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,354
but you don't need a statue for that.

360
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:22,356
I don't?

361
00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:23,690
No.

362
00:21:23,774 --> 00:21:27,027
You have your legacy as a brutal,
tyrannical dictator,

363
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,321
and that will outlive any monument.

364
00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:30,447
(SNIFFLES)

365
00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:31,949
You really think they'll remember me?

366
00:21:32,032 --> 00:21:33,450
Absolutely.

367
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,329
Well, in that case, one planet down.

368
00:21:37,746 --> 00:21:41,708
Helmsmen, set course for Earth.

369
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,085
(LAUGHS EVILLY)

370
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,382
LEELA: That's not Earth.

371
00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:49,842
BENDER: Oh.

372
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,017
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)