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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hurry up with the water.
I'm steaming inside my own shell, I am.

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It's that hot, it is.

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(LEELA VOCALIZES)

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Man, it's hot.

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How hot is it?

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It's so hot, I poured McDonald's coffee
in my lap to cool off.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Johnny Carson said it.

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(PANTING)

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No, Nibbler!

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Don't drink the pool water.
It's full of chlorine.

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Ah.

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(BELCHING)

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(ALL COUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Lightweights.

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Oh, wait, chlorine.

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Perhaps this movie
will help take our minds off the heat.

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(WHIRRING)

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Focus.

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(NARRATOR READS)

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(SOBBING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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You're probably wondering
why your ice cream went away.

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Well, Susie, the culprit isn't foreigners.

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It's global warming.

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Gwobu wabu?

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Yeah.

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Meet Mr. Sunbeam.

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He comes all the way
from the sun to visit Earth.

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Hello, Earth.

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Just popping in to brighten your day.

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(VOCALIZING)

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And now, I'll be on my way.

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Not so fast, Sunbeam.

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We're greenhouse gases.

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You ain't going nowhere.

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, God, it hurts.

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Pretty soon,
Earthis chock-full of sunbeams,

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their rotting corpses
heating our atmosphere.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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How do we get wid
of the gweenhouse gwases?

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Fortunately, our handsomest politicians
came up with a cheap, last-minute way

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to combat global warming.

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Ever since 2063, we simply
drop a giant ice cube

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into the ocean every now and then.

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Just like Daddy puts
in his dwink every morning.

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And then he gets mad.

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Of course, since the greenhouse
gases are still building up,

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it takes more and more ice each time.

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Thus, solving the problem
once and for all.

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- But...
- Once and for all!

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Well, we just need one
of those big ice cubes.

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Someone should call the losers
who were supposed to deliver it.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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President Nixon here.

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I'm hiring you losers to deliver the ice.

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And hurry up.

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I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover
trying to squeeze into a new girdle.

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You heard the good news, everyone.

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Save the Earth, et cetera, et cetera.

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Bye.

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Wait, where do we get the ice?

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The whuh?

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Oh, Halley's Comet, of course.

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The only sufficient source of ice cubes
that don't have bugs in them.

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Wow, mining a comet. That sounds fun.

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Yes, there's no safer occupation
than mining.

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Especially when
you're perched on a snowball

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whipping through space
at a million miles an hour.

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Whoo, whoo, whoo.

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Safe.

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Deploying ice drill.

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(WHIRRING)

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Wow, that ice dispenser's so big,
the ice crushes you.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Yakov Smirnoff said it.

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No, he didn't.

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Activating ice drill.

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Oh, my God. It's out of ice.

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Like some outer space Motel 6.

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(GASPING) Completely out of ice?

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This could mean

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the end of the banana daiquiri
as we know it.

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Also life.

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(HEAVY BREATHING)

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With Halley's Comet out of ice,

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Earth is experiencing
the devastating effects

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of sudden, intense global warming.

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Morbo is pleased but sticky.

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The scorching heat has melted
the polar ice caps,

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causing floods of Biblical proportion.

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They called me crazy
for building this ark.

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You are crazy.

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You filled it with
same-sex animal couples.

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Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like
and parts I don't like.

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MORBO: Direct your pity now
to the African turtles

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seen here migrating
to cooler homes in Holland.

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(SNIFFLING)

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That poor turtle.

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(SOBBING)

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Bender, are you crying?

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Uh, no, never.

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Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads
peace amongst the Dutch tulips.

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I'm sure those windmills
will keep them cool.

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Windmills do not work that way!

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Good night!

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Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle.

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What have you done with your lives?

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You went all the way to Holland already?

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(CLOMPING)

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Bender, a turtle isn't yourself.

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Why do you care about it?

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Because, I also care deeply about things
that remind me of myself.

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Like poor little Shelly here.

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(SOBS)

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What could you possibly have in common

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with this walking soup mix?

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For one thing,
we both have a tough outer shell.

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(CLANGING)

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But lead a rich inner life.

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And also... Well, you know.

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You're both alcoholic,
whoremongering, chain-smoking gamblers?

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No, it's just...

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Neither of us can get up
when we get knocked on our back.

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What! I've seen you
get up off your back tons of times.

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Those times I was slightly on my side.

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Interesting.

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Maybe we should test this
erectile dysfunction of yours, Bender.

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Uh, no, that's not necessary, really.

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I think I hear my factory recalling me.

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(SHOUTING)

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(STRUGGLING)

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Oh, that's what I get
for sharing my vulnerability with you.

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Calling all scientists.
Calling all scientists.

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Be advised, there will be
a worldwide conference

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on global warming in Kyōto, Japan.

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I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine.

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You've got a degree in baloney.

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Professor Farnsworth, you're a scientist.

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Forget it. I'm not going.

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I have my reasons.

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Shut up, all of you!

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Strange.

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You haven't acted this suspicious

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since I found those
"ape" bones in the basement.

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My hip hurts.

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I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey.

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I have warranty cards to fill out.

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I am not just making excuses.

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All right, I'll go!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(SCREAMING)

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GIRL: I can't believe it! I love you!

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Oh, oh, oh,
it's Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

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He's looking sharp in a standard
white lab coat and dark slacks.

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His wristwatch is a Casio.

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Thank you all for coming.

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It is my pleasure to introduce the host

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of the Kyōto global warming convention.

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The inventor of the environment,
and first Emperor of the Moon,

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Al Gore.

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I have ridden the mighty Moon worm.

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(CHEERING)

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Good for him.

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My fellow Earthicans,

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as I discuss in my book,
Earth in the Balance,

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and the much more popular

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Harry Patter and the Balance of Earth,

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we need to defend our planet
against pollution

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as well as dark wizards.

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Sure, blame the wizards.

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That's why I'm offering
a bag of Moon sapphires

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to the first scientist
who can solve this problem

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once and for all.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE)

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Lovely, aren't they?

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Sapphires?

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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

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With those I could open
the Gate of Garesh.

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First up is Professor Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wernstrom!

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I have placed in orbit a giant mirror

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that will reflect 40% of the sun's rays,

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thus cooling Earth.

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Observe.

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(PANTING)

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(SIGHING)

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Problem solved.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

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(CLINKING)

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(GASPING)

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Whoa.

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That's a little bright.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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AL GORE: All right...

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What else we got?

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Professor, you're a professor.

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You must have some ideas.

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Absolutely not.

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I won't speak. I've got nothing to hide!

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Our next speaker is Professor...

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I demand the floor!

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Yes, it's your turn to speak.

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Well, nuts to me.

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I'm taking the stage.

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(GRUNTING)

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I know the source of the greenhouse gases.

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But in my shame, I've kept
it secret for 75 long years.

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Oh, it haunts my memories still.

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Professor, no! Don't do it!

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Don't do what?

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Don't use this memory ray

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so I can remember what happened back then?

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It was October 17th at 1:54 p.m.

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and 14 birds were flying by the window.

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I was working at
Mom's Friendly Robot Company.

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Back then, you see,
robots were slow-moving, stiff

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and a little on the uptight side.

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Oh, dear.

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Might I favor Master with
a tender kiss on the forehead?

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Oh, I failed again.

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(BEEPING)

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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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FARNSWORTH: The owner of the company
pressured me

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to create a bigger, sportier robot.

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(GRUNTING) Stop! Oh!

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It wasn't easy,

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but by sacrificing fuel efficiency,
I succeeded.

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(WHIRRING)

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(BELCHING)

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What was that?

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A flaming burp.

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Does it always do that?

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It's not always a burp.

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We still have one problem, though.

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This robot will never
meet emissions standards.

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Crap spackle!

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We'll just call it a Sport Utility Robot
and classify it as a light truck.

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Well...

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I suppose the environment
can take one more for the team.

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What a fool I was!

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If only I had made the effort
to develop a cleaner-burning robot.

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But I was tired and in love.

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Take me now, you stud!

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(YAWNING)

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(MOANING)

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Oh, this is all my fault!

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That's awful, Professor.

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Especially the making out part.

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Yeah. I didn't need to hear that.

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All modern robots descend

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from my original smog-blasting designs,

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and that's the cause
of global warming today.

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Ah, so the robots are to blame,
as I suspected.

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We are left with only one
possible course of action,

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grim though it be.

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I got a good feeling about this.

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We must immediately and permanently

266
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:18,265
shut down, dismantle
and destroy all robots!

267
00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:19,808
(GASPS)

268
00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:21,768
Wait. Surely there's a better...

269
00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:23,395
The conference is over.

270
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:26,773
I must go now
to help collect cans on Jupiter.

271
00:13:26,857 --> 00:13:28,400
Peace out, y'all.

272
00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:33,655
CROWD: Destroy all robots!

273
00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,991
Destroy all robots!

274
00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:37,868
Poor Bender.

275
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,453
Be brave, my friend.

276
00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:41,580
(BENDER WHIMPERS)

277
00:13:41,663 --> 00:13:42,831
Oh.

278
00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:50,297
Come on.

279
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,633
You've got to come out
of your chest sometime.

280
00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:54,551
Would you do it for a Bender snack?

281
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,180
FRY: A-ha!

282
00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,473
- Gotcha!
- BENDER: Let me go!

283
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:01,767
I don't even want this stupid beer.

284
00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:05,145
(ALL GROANING)

285
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:06,313
Yes!

286
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:08,565
You tried to trick me
into coming out of my chest,

287
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:10,567
but who has the beer now?

288
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,611
(CHUCKLES)

289
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,073
(WHIRRING)

290
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,324
(DING)

291
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,825
I've got mail.

292
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,911
AMY: Ooh.

293
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,829
It's a party, apparently.

294
00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:25,332
Do you like to party?

295
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,833
To boogie down?

296
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:30,754
Well, I'm throwing an all-night
beach rager for my robot pals.

297
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,423
It all goes down this Saturday

298
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:36,802
on the isolated Galapagos Islands
where there will no escape...

299
00:14:37,469 --> 00:14:38,804
From the fun!

300
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:40,639
All robots must attend.

301
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,558
Strange.

302
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:45,477
Why would Nixon, an awkward,
uncomfortable man,

303
00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:47,354
suddenly throw a party,

304
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,815
one of the most social events imaginable?

305
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,817
(SNAPS) It's a trap, is why!

306
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,610
They're going
to deactivate all the robots.

307
00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:57,155
I don't hear any gasping.

308
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:58,907
We all figured that out.

309
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,158
Oh.

310
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,827
Well, I'm off.

311
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:03,245
Wait, we can hide you.

312
00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,247
We'll pile fruit on you
and claim you're a bowl.

313
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,374
No. I'm going to the party.

314
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:08,917
I won't let you!

315
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,752
Fry, as you know,

316
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:13,463
there are lots of things
I'm willing to kill for.

317
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:17,301
Jewels, vengeance,
Father O'Malley's weed whacker.

318
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,680
But at long last I've found something
I'm willing to die for.

319
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:24,224
This mindless turtle.

320
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:27,102
Bender, this world isn't good
enough for you.

321
00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:29,104
Not even close.

322
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,106
Goodbye, everybody!

323
00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:33,859
Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead!

324
00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,153
It's booby-trapped.

325
00:15:36,653 --> 00:15:37,696
(DISCO SONG PLAYING)

326
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:40,490
Do a little dance
Make a little love

327
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:42,451
Get down tonight

328
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,786
Get down tonight

329
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,164
Do a little dance

330
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,166
Make a little love

331
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,667
Get down tonight

332
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,086
Get down tonight

333
00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:07,601
(ELECTRONICS SPARKING)

334
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,394
(AUDIENCE HOOTING)

335
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,605
Poor guy.

336
00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:14,066
Maybe you'd feel better if I had a drink.

337
00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:16,652
Crummy keg.

338
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,237
It's completely...

339
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,655
Oh, you're a robot.

340
00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:20,864
- Don't stop.
- Ew!

341
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,408
Attention, happening robots.

342
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:26,328
Who's got what it takes
to party with Nixon?

343
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:29,665
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

344
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:33,210
You fellows enjoy yourselves
for the next two hours

345
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,920
and be sure not to leave the island,

346
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,089
uh, for at least two hours.

347
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:39,258
I'm going out to pick up some smokes.

348
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,926
Really good smokes.

349
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,761
Two hours.

350
00:16:42,844 --> 00:16:45,180
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

351
00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:48,475
Okay, headless body of Agnew,
let's blow this joint.

352
00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,310
(GRUNTING)

353
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,363
Do you want to dance?

354
00:17:01,446 --> 00:17:02,990
No, I'm not really in the...

355
00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:04,783
You know you want to.

356
00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,703
(METAL CLANGING AND GROANING)

357
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:10,789
WERNSTROM: Per your orders,
I modified my mirror

358
00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:14,459
to fire a colossal electromagnetic pulse
at the Galapagos.

359
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:18,338
Every robot will be instantly
and painfully terminated.

360
00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:20,757
Now, for your part of the bargain?

361
00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:23,010
Ah, ooh, very well.

362
00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:25,429
Agnew, you belong to Wernstrom now.

363
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,723
(MONSTROUS GROWL)

364
00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:29,766
I'll say goodbye now.

365
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,644
There ain't no turtles
where daddy's a-goin'.

366
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:37,190
Don't tell anybody, but Nixon's about
to shut all the robots off, and...

367
00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,358
What!

368
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:39,568
(SCREAMING)

369
00:17:39,651 --> 00:17:40,861
FEMALE ROBOT: It's a trap.
MALE ROBOT: We're going to die.

370
00:17:40,944 --> 00:17:42,195
Oh!

371
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:44,531
(GROANING AND CHATTER)

372
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,075
Nixon's not bringing the smokes.

373
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,119
(FRANTIC BEEPING)

374
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,287
(FADING BEEP)

375
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,582
Shut and pay attention to me, Bender!

376
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,920
(CROWD QUIETING)

377
00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:01,840
Look, I love life and its pleasures
as much as anyone here,

378
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:03,967
except perhaps you, Hedonismbot.

379
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,053
(GULPING)

380
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,222
But we need to be shut off!

381
00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:10,432
Especially you, Hedonismbot.

382
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:12,768
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
I apologize for nothing!

383
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,478
We pollute too much!

384
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,564
We're destroying the world
and killing the turtles!

385
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,024
To hell with the turtles.

386
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:20,901
No one insults the turtles.

387
00:18:22,486 --> 00:18:23,487
(GROANING)

388
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,821
(CROWD CHEERING)

389
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:26,073
Come on, you...

390
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:29,701
(BOTH GROANING)

391
00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:31,828
Let the games begin!

392
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,413
(AIRY LAUGH)

393
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:40,629
(PANTING)

394
00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:42,631
Everyone, listen!

395
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,009
(GROANS)

396
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:47,094
Damn!

397
00:18:47,177 --> 00:18:49,304
I've devised a way to save you

398
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,266
and stop global warming at the same time.

399
00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:56,019
Granted, you're all blasting out
greenhouse gases...

400
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,521
You're one to talk.

401
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,231
(GROANS) Ooh!

402
00:18:59,648 --> 00:19:03,610
But we can use those
very gases to save the planet.

403
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:07,823
If you all vent your exhaust
directly upward in one burst,

404
00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:10,325
it should thrust
the Earth further from the Sun,

405
00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:11,910
thus cooling it.

406
00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:13,412
(ROBOTS MURMURING)

407
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,830
By my calculations,

408
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:18,083
we'll need the full force
of every last robot.

409
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,251
So quickly,

410
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:23,338
everyone point your exhaust vents
straight upwards.

411
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:33,515
Now, vent.

412
00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:35,517
Vent like the wind!

413
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:38,687
(BELCHING)

414
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,401
Harder! Harder!

415
00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:47,279
(GRUNTING AND BELCHING)

416
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,572
Why isn't this working?

417
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,575
Some lazy or polite robot
is holding it in.

418
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,702
(GRUNTING)

419
00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:56,038
Help! Help!

420
00:19:56,121 --> 00:19:57,789
(GASES ROARING)

421
00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:00,334
(WHIRRING)

422
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,377
(EVIL LAUGH)

423
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:06,715
A billion robot lives are
about to be extinguished!

424
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:09,968
Oh, the Jedis are going to feel this one!

425
00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,553
I'm sorry, buddy.

426
00:20:11,637 --> 00:20:15,265
At we'll die on our backs, helpless.

427
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:16,433
Huh?

428
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,393
What the hell are you doing?

429
00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:22,856
Hey, are you trying to make me look bad?

430
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,359
(GRUNTING)

431
00:20:30,656 --> 00:20:31,740
A-ha!

432
00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:33,992
I'm even greater than I thought I was.

433
00:20:34,076 --> 00:20:37,329
And now, to fulfill my destiny.

434
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,831
(GASES ROARING)

435
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,544
Fire!

436
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,505
(PULSE FIRING)

437
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:47,923
- What the...
- We missed!

438
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,800
(ANGRY GROAN)

439
00:20:51,969 --> 00:20:53,887
(BIRDS SINGING)

440
00:20:57,266 --> 00:21:00,477
Professor, for saving the Earth
and foiling me,

441
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:03,105
I proudly, yet angrily, present you

442
00:21:03,188 --> 00:21:05,566
with Earth's new highest honor,

443
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:08,193
the Polluting Medal of Pollution.

444
00:21:09,695 --> 00:21:11,405
(COUGHING)

445
00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:12,656
Thank you.

446
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,366
I deserve this.

447
00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:16,368
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

448
00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:20,455
Hey, Professor, now that the Earth's orbit
is further from the sun,

449
00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:22,040
won't that make the year longer?

450
00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:23,250
Why, yes.

451
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,252
One week longer, to be exact.

452
00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:30,132
In that case I hereby declare it
Robot Party Week!

453
00:21:30,215 --> 00:21:31,842
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

454
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,095
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

455
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,389
Me mind on fire

456
00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:40,893
Me soul on fire feeling hot, hot, hot

457
00:21:43,478 --> 00:21:46,481
Party people all around me

458
00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:47,941
Feeling hot, hot, hot

459
00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:50,027
(CHEERING AND COUGHING)

460
00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:54,865
(COUGHING CONTINUES)

461
00:21:57,075 --> 00:21:59,077
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)