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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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For my next trick,
notice I have nothing up my sleeves

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and nothing in my head.

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So, if my lovely assistant
will kindly supply me

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with an ordinary,
non-fake pitcher of milk...

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Behold! The milk has vanished.

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Exiled, perhaps, to another dimension.

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Amazing.

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That's why they call you
Bender the Magnificent.

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No, it isn't.

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FRY: Whoa.

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They discovered an intact
20th-century pizzeria,

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just like the one I used to work at.

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Interesting.

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No, wait, the other thing.

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Tedious.

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Let's go check it out.

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You can see how I lived before I met you.

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You lived before you met me?

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Sure, lots of people did.

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Really?

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(BENDER HUMMING)

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Truly, they were as gods,
who built this place.

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WOMAN: Next,

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we come to the splendidly preserved
wooden pizza paddle.

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(BEEPS)

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Scientists theorize

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it was used to gently
discipline the delivery boy.

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FRY: Wait a second.

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This is Panucci's.

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I used to work in this exact pizzeria.

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And for your information, lady,

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this was not just used to paddle my butt.

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It was also used to move pizzas
and crush rats.

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I don't know
where you get your facts, sir,

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but I am a volunteer housewife
with 45 minutes of orientation

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and a Harlequin romance
about archaeologists.

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Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.

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I recognize all this stuff.

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Petrified sausages,

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old Mr. Vitelli,

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and that's... (GASPS)

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- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- MAN: Yes?

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Pizza delivery for a Mr...

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Seymour Asses.

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There's no one by that name here.

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Or anywhere.

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I hope that in time
you'll realize what an idiot you've been.

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I wouldn't count on that.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Aw. Poor little guy.

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You look like
you haven't eaten in a month.

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Here.

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But if Mr. Panucci asks,
your name is Seymour Asses.

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(BARKS)

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I like you, Seymour.

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You're not constantly judging me
like all the other dogs.

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Are you?

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Nah. We understand each other.

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(GOBBLING)

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People think you're just
a dumb mutt who smells bad,

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can't find a girlfriend
and has a crummy job.

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But you're keeping it real
and you call no man "mister."

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Well, goodbye.

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Live long and prosper.

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(WHINES SOFTLY)

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(BARKING)

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Blech.

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That's the least appetizing
calzone I've ever seen.

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No, that's my dog in there.

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It's an outrage, I say.

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Hey...

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Ow.

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I'm taking him home and I'd like to see
anyone try and stop me. Uh-oh.

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(GRUNTING)

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And then he was ejected by the guards.

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Needless to say, I was mortified.

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Well, it's not right to make
my dead pet an exhibit.

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That's like digging up Lassie

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and putting her on display in the Louvre.

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Lassie is on display in the Louvre.

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I know.

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I was deliberately describing
a similar situation.

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Why don't you try protesting?

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Like those native Martians.

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Always whining that people don't treat
their ancestors bones with respect.

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(SLURPING)

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Eh, protesting never works.

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You're right.

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I'll give it a shot.

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ALL: What do you want?

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Fry's dog!

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When do you want it?

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Fry's dog!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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I will now perform
my people's native dance.

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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

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Do the Hustle...

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It says here that this part of The Hustle

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implores the gods to grant a favor,
usually a Trans Am.

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(SINGING) I'm walking on sunshine, oh-oh

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(BARKS MELODY)

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I'm walking on sunshine, whoa-oh

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That-a-boy, Seymour.

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Right here waiting for me as always.

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Just like that huge mushroom in my shower.

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Hey, there's our little mascot.

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Aw, you've been swimming
in the sewer again?

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You rascal.

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Fry, clean up.

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Seymour, clean up.

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Good dog.

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That's a good Seymour.

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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

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Yo, there's dog fur on my slice.

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Nah, that's vermicelli.

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No fur in here.

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(SNEEZES)

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(BARKING)

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FRY: He's so cute.

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He can do two things at one time,
eat and swim.

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Ooh, three things.

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(TAPE DECK SLOWSAND DISTORTS SONG)

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Fry, it's been three days.

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You can't keep boogying like this.

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You'll come down with a fever
of some sort.

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Mr. Fry, I'm Dr. Ben Beeler,

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the paleontologist
who discovered your dog,

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or as some call it, the Beelersaurus.

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So do I get Seymour back?

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Are you caving to political pressure?

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No. We're sorry,

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but there's just
too much that fossil can teach us

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about dogs from your time.

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His name was Seymour.

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He was once intimate with the leg
of a wandering saxophonist.

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He had wet dog smell,even when dry.

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And he was not above chasing
the Number 29 bus.

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The 29? Interesting.

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- That's all I needed. Ray?
- I'm good.

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Okay, then, here's your dog back.

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(CHORTLING)

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Seymour!

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Lady and gentleman,

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how about a hand for my
temporary replacement assistant!

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I was all in this part.

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It's magic.

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You're not fit to wear Fry's leotard!

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Stop!

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Good news, everyone.

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Hooray, he's back!

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And he's looking
for a garbage can to put the rock in.

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Here you go, buddy.

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No, actually we've discovered
that Fry's dog was fast-fossilized,

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preserving its cellular structure.

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Which means we can clone it.

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Seymour will live again!

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- (GASPS)
- A little land mammal.

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Can you believe it, Bender?

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I'm going to havemy best friend back.

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(SOBBING)

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Why the idiot convention?

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Ah, Cubert, my precious babe.

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I'm going to attempt to clone Fry's dog

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using the very same apparatus
I used to clone you.

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Ooh, look.

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There's a smidge of toe still in here.

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You see, beneath the fossil's
crunchy mineral shell,

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there's still a creamy core of dog nougat.

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So will Seymour remember
how to sing Walking on Sunshine?

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Amazingly, yes.

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In cases of rapid fossilization,
I can press this brain-scan button,

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retrieving Seymour's memories
at the precise instant of doggy death.

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I'm going to get my puppy back.

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In your face, Grim Reaper!

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Crappy, ineffective reaper.

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I just need to reset
the Clone-o-Mat from human mode

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to dog mode.

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COMPUTER:The dog says...(MOOS)

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Oh-oh, this may take a while.

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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

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You stink, loser!

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Hey, Fry, pizza going out.

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Come on!

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But I'm celebrating New Year's Eve.

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Like you got squat to celebrate.

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You're a delivery boy this millennium

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and you'll be a delivery boy
next millennium.

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(FRY SIGHS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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What's with Seymour?

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It's like he don't want you to go

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or he thinks your pants
is too short or something,

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which is crazy,
because frankly, you look fabulous.

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Now get going!

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(WHINING)

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I won't be gone long, Seymour.

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Just wait here till I come back.

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(WHINING)

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Hello, pizza delivery for...

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(READS)

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Aw, crud.

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Here's to another lousy millennium.

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CROWD: Five, four,

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three, two...

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(BLARES)

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(SCREAMS)

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What the...

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(GASPING)

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A dog collar for me?

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You shouldn't have.

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That's for Seymour.

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Oh.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Say, why'd you get me
a subscription to the Daily Growl?

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That's not a reputable journal of opinion.

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Oh, that's also for Seymour.

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I'm getting everything
ready for when he's cloned.

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Are you on the junk, Fry?

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Why are you wasting time
on a creature of inferior intelligence?

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Hey, he was smart.He could fetch.

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I can fetch.

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He could dig up bones.

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Hello. Charlemagne?

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Plus, I bet he couldn't create
a laser show with his head.

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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Look, Bender,
this has nothing to do with you.

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That's impossible!

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm working on Seymour's doghouse.

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(GRUMBLING)

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No one ever asks if Bender
would like to live

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in a tiny little house.

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Not that I would.

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A tiny little house
that says "Bender" on it.

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Ow!

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FRY: (ON RECORDING) This is Fry.

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If you're calling
about the used towels for sale,

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they're still available for $45 each.

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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

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Phil, it's your father. Where are you?

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You're holding up New Year's brunch.

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Your brother can't wait any longer.

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Hello, first bologna
of the new millennium.

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(SEYMOUR BARKING)

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Ah, here he comes.

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That's him and Seymour.

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Well, that's weird.

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Seymour's here, but...

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Go! Go! Touchdown!

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But where's Philip?

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I'm telling you,
the Y2K computer's got him.

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We'll face burning roads,
rivers exploding,

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calculators transformed
into Scud missiles.

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There's nothing we can do.

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(BARKS WALKING ON SUNSHINE)

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What's that, Seymour?

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You walking on sunshine?

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(WHINING)

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He's trying to tell us something.
Maybe he can lead us to Philip.

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Should we follow him?

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To our deaths? Negatory.

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It's the Y2K trying to lure us
into an ambush, and I ain't buying it.

264
00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:15,422
Pass the bologna.

265
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:26,516
(BOTH GRUNTING)

266
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,143
Are you two going to be done soon?

267
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,979
Sorry, but we need to practice
hand-to-hand combat

268
00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:33,106
in case an enemy knocks the laser guns

269
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:36,026
out of our hands
and they slide way across the room.

270
00:12:36,109 --> 00:12:37,694
Well, could you do it someplace else?

271
00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:39,404
I'm setting up Seymour'sdoggie bed.

272
00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:41,949
- Okay.
- Ow!

273
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,118
(GROANING)

274
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:46,828
(WHISTLING TUNE)

275
00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:48,747
Heel, boy, heel.

276
00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:50,749
Oh, hello, Fry.

277
00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:52,376
I guess I didn't notice you there.

278
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,962
I'm having such fun
with my new best friend,

279
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,213
Robo-Puppy.

280
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:57,506
That's nice.

281
00:12:57,589 --> 00:12:59,007
I was just out walking him.

282
00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:00,634
Yes, you can walk him.

283
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:04,012
Of course, after he goes,
you have to refill the canisters.

284
00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,640
Come here, boy. Pet, pet, pet.

285
00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:08,392
ROBO-PUPPY: Robo-Puppy receiving petting.

286
00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:11,395
Bender, are you jealous of Fry's puppy?

287
00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:13,230
That's so adorable.

288
00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:17,568
Jealous? Not when I have
the love of Robo-Puppy here.

289
00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:19,778
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.

290
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:23,282
Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek.

291
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:26,243
Robo-Puppy commencing cheek licking.

292
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:27,578
Licking in progress.

293
00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,037
Licking complete.

294
00:13:29,162 --> 00:13:32,666
Robo-Puppy truly is
robot's best friend, huh?

295
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,459
Ah! There, perfect.

296
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,879
(FANFARE PLAYING)

297
00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:39,172
Good news, everyone.

298
00:13:39,256 --> 00:13:41,174
The Clone-o-Mat is ready!

299
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:42,843
(CHEERING)

300
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:44,887
Finally.

301
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,138
(GROWLS)

302
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:49,433
Robo-Puppy commencing
two hour yipping session.

303
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:52,644
(MECHANICAL YIPPING)

304
00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:56,982
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

305
00:13:57,065 --> 00:13:58,984
Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

306
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:05,324
Behold once more, the mighty Clone-o-Mat.

307
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:08,994
Requiring such vast amounts
of electricity that we must

308
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:12,539
harness the elemental power
of nature itself.

309
00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:15,000
- (THUNDER CRASHING)
- (ALL GASPING)

310
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,793
I speak, of course,

311
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:20,297
of molten lava deep within
the Earth's core.

312
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,216
To the subbasement.

313
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,343
(CLANKING)

314
00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:28,180
(GRUNTING)

315
00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:34,269
(ALL GASPING)

316
00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:39,066
Powering up Clone-o-Mat.

317
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:44,029
Placing fossil on the plat-clone-o-form.

318
00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:49,701
Initiating dog brain CAT scan.

319
00:14:52,704 --> 00:14:54,540
Come on, boy, come back to life.

320
00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:59,336
Know ye now what it feels like
to be Dog God.

321
00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:03,298
Commencing DNA extraction.

322
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,803
(HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING)

323
00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:11,807
Fry, come on, the talent show.

324
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,559
What? I'm in the middle of something.

325
00:15:13,642 --> 00:15:17,563
But if we don't perform,
in what sense do we have an act?

326
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,690
Bender, enough. Leave me alone.

327
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,442
So that's how it is, huh?

328
00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,111
I thought you were my friend,

329
00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:28,323
but if you love your dog so much
maybe you'd rather play fetch.

330
00:15:31,243 --> 00:15:32,578
- No!
- (GASPS)

331
00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:36,081
(SCREAMS)

332
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,000
(EVIL CACKLE)

333
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,586
Now I'm all you got.

334
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,259
- I hate you!
- (CLANKING)

335
00:15:47,342 --> 00:15:49,887
I hate you, you evil metal man!

336
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,221
Ow!

337
00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,390
So anyway, your dog is melted.

338
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:54,766
Now we're friends again.

339
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,226
Not necessarily,

340
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,061
for the dog may yet survive.

341
00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,646
May yet? Really?

342
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,814
Indeed.

343
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:03,317
You see, that fossilwas made of dolomite,

344
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,069
the tough black mineralthat won't cop out

345
00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,821
when there's heat all about.

346
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:12,409
By contrast, observe the lava's effect
on this ice swan.

347
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:18,624
Of course, that would have melted
even at room temperature.

348
00:16:18,707 --> 00:16:20,250
I just wanted to get rid of it.

349
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:23,629
But had it been made of that
righteous mineral dolomite,

350
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:26,340
there's a slim chance
it might have survived.

351
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:28,383
So Seymour might still exist?

352
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,344
Perhaps, for a few minutes.

353
00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:32,012
It's dolomite, baby.

354
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:34,181
Then I'm going in after him.

355
00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,059
(GRUNTING)

356
00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:38,352
(ALL HOLLERING)

357
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:40,312
He'd come after me.

358
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,899
(BARKING)

359
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,073
(SNIFFING)

360
00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:05,337
(WHIMPERS)

361
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,300
(PANTING)

362
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,219
(SNIFFING)

363
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,226
(BARKING)

364
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:27,568
Acting like a moron
won't bring your dog back.

365
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:29,194
Then all hope is lost.

366
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:31,947
(SNIFFLING)

367
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,615
Goodbye, Seymour.

368
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:35,993
(SOBBING)

369
00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:38,704
Please stop crying, Fry.

370
00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:40,247
Here.

371
00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:44,459
I assumed you were just pretending
to love the dog

372
00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:46,336
to toy with my emotions.

373
00:17:46,837 --> 00:17:48,797
Oh, what have I done?

374
00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:50,173
You didn't do anything.

375
00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:51,675
Don't beat yourself up.

376
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,635
Fry, I'm sorry.

377
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:55,971
I should have understood
how someone can love

378
00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:59,057
an inferior creature, because I love you.

379
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,893
Not in the way of the ancient Greeks,

380
00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:03,186
but the way a robot loves a human,

381
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,980
a human loves a dog,

382
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:07,649
and, occasionally,
a gorilla loves a kitty.

383
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,610
I'm going in.

384
00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:10,944
I'm a professor.

385
00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:13,071
Why isn't anyone listening to me?

386
00:18:13,155 --> 00:18:15,282
You can't go in because you'll melt.

387
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:18,619
The fossil only has a chance
because it's made of dolomite.

388
00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:21,246
- I'm 40% dolomite.
- (CLANGS)

389
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,083
(ALL GASPING)

390
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,960
Oh, it's hot. Oh, it's very hot.

391
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,462
(CLANKING)

392
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,177
(BARKING)

393
00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:41,016
Oh, I am one hungover cryogenicist.

394
00:18:41,099 --> 00:18:43,727
Just throw that mutt in the freezer
till his owners get here.

395
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,355
You can't solve all your problems
by freezing them, boss.

396
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,524
I think you're forgetting our motto.

397
00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:55,489
Are you the cryogenicist
who called about our son's dog?

398
00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:57,282
Oh! You must be the Frys.

399
00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:58,909
Yeah, he's right over there.

400
00:18:59,826 --> 00:19:01,161
Sorry we're late.

401
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,288
We all got sickfrom eating bad bologna.

402
00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:04,456
Y2K.

403
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,252
What's he so worked up about?

404
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:11,046
He's just upset'cause our boy's missing.

405
00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:13,674
Come on, you overgrown rat,
lead us to Philip.

406
00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:16,260
(WHIMPERING)

407
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,558
Bender's been down there too long.

408
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:24,017
I'm going in after him.

409
00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:26,687
Professor! Lava! Hot!

410
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,272
This is all my fault.

411
00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:32,234
I let my best friend risk his life
just to get my dead dog back.

412
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,278
(SOBBING)

413
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:38,532
(RUMBLING)

414
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:40,868
Bender!

415
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:44,746
And that is why they call me
Bender the Magnificent.

416
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,749
Hey, where'd everybody go?

417
00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:53,881
- Okay, let's clone us some dog.
- Yeah!

418
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:55,132
Very well...

419
00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:58,385
Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

420
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:00,971
(HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING)

421
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,434
Interesting.

422
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:09,271
It seems Seymour died
at the ripe old age of 15.

423
00:20:09,354 --> 00:20:10,480
Fifteen?

424
00:20:10,564 --> 00:20:13,734
You mean, he lived for 12 more years
after I got frozen?

425
00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:14,985
Indeed.

426
00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,070
- Stop the cloning.
- (BOTH GASP)

427
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,160
Oh, sure,smash the smart guy's machine.

428
00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:24,494
Fry, what's wrong?

429
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:25,704
Think about it.

430
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:28,165
Seymour lived a full life
after I was gone.

431
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,667
He probably even added
new songs to his repertoire.

432
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,085
But that's a good thing.

433
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,379
Walking on Sunshine sucks noodles.

434
00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,590
I had Seymour till he was three.

435
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:39,384
That's when I knew him,
and that's when I loved him.

436
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,554
I'll never forget him.

437
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:46,183
But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

438
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,608
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)

439
00:20:54,691 --> 00:21:01,240
If it takes forever

440
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:07,454
I will wait for you

441
00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:11,917
For a thousand summers

442
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,463
I will wait for you

443
00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:21,426
Till you're back beside me

444
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:25,973
Till I'm holding you

445
00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:29,685
Till I hear you sigh

446
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:32,104
Here in my arms...

447
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,522
Ow!

448
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:40,153
If it takes forever

449
00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:45,659
I will wait for you

450
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:49,913
For a thousand summers

451
00:21:49,997 --> 00:21:54,376
I will wait for you...

452
00:21:57,379 --> 00:21:59,381
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)