1 00:00:01,583 --> 00:00:03,585 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:33,699 --> 00:00:35,576 (BEEPING) 3 00:00:35,659 --> 00:00:37,369 WOMAN: Your call is being... 4 00:00:37,452 --> 00:00:39,037 ROBOT: ...connected... 5 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:40,330 WOMAN: ...by SewerCom. 6 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:42,291 Reach out and touch the sewers. 7 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,669 Look, Morris, it's Leela calling. 8 00:00:45,752 --> 00:00:47,504 Hi, Mom, hi, Dad. 9 00:00:47,588 --> 00:00:49,423 Ready for your big trip to the surface? 10 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:50,799 We're excited, honey, 11 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:52,843 but we don't want to embarrass you. 12 00:00:52,926 --> 00:00:55,178 I mean, your mother and I are basically monsters. 13 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:56,555 Dad, relax. 14 00:00:56,638 --> 00:00:58,640 You are being so mutant. 15 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:02,311 I found this adorable little bag to wear over my head. 16 00:01:02,394 --> 00:01:03,812 And it was on sale. 17 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:06,481 No one's wearing anything adorable over their head. 18 00:01:06,565 --> 00:01:07,608 Now, listen. 19 00:01:07,691 --> 00:01:10,402 I could never ever be ashamed of my parents. 20 00:01:10,485 --> 00:01:11,904 I'll see you this weekend. 21 00:01:11,987 --> 00:01:13,071 (DOOR OPENS) 22 00:01:13,155 --> 00:01:15,782 Hey, guess who I just got off the videophone with. 23 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:16,867 No. 24 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:17,993 My parents! 25 00:01:18,076 --> 00:01:20,370 They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday. 26 00:01:20,454 --> 00:01:21,455 (ALL GASP) 27 00:01:21,538 --> 00:01:22,915 Are you off your rocket? 28 00:01:22,998 --> 00:01:24,374 Your parents are mutants. 29 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:26,418 It's illegal for them to come above ground 30 00:01:26,501 --> 00:01:28,462 'cause they're inferior genetic scum. 31 00:01:28,545 --> 00:01:30,631 Uh, present company excluded, of course. 32 00:01:30,714 --> 00:01:34,051 I'm getting them a special one-day surface permit from CitiHall. 33 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:37,054 Ooh, while you're there, could you pick me up a license to kill? 34 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:38,764 Sure. Bare hands or weapon? 35 00:01:38,847 --> 00:01:41,308 Uh, what does piano wire count as? 36 00:01:41,975 --> 00:01:43,685 Good news, anyone. 37 00:01:43,769 --> 00:01:48,315 The Swedish robot from Pi-kea is here with the supercollider I ordered. 38 00:01:48,398 --> 00:01:50,817 Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap. 39 00:01:50,901 --> 00:01:52,194 (WHEELS SQUEAK) 40 00:01:58,033 --> 00:01:59,868 Let's see what tools we'll need. 41 00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:02,204 Uh-huh. 42 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:03,622 Uh-huh. 43 00:02:03,705 --> 00:02:04,873 Uh-huh. 44 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:06,416 All right, we're all set. 45 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:10,754 Nothing like the rustic wholesomeness of working with one's own hands. 46 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:19,555 (GRUNTING) 47 00:02:21,765 --> 00:02:23,809 BENDER: Ah, there. Finished. 48 00:02:23,892 --> 00:02:25,519 And only six missing pieces. 49 00:02:25,602 --> 00:02:28,522 Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need. 50 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:31,108 Man, I'm sore all over. 51 00:02:31,191 --> 00:02:34,152 I feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor. 52 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:36,321 I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. 53 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,240 (TOOLS CLANGING) 54 00:02:38,323 --> 00:02:39,908 I've got just the thing. 55 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:43,370 Genuine miracle cream I bought from a traveling salesman. 56 00:02:44,871 --> 00:02:46,707 "Come one, come all," he said. 57 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:48,083 "Step right up." 58 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:50,627 "This sounds too good to be true," I thought. 59 00:02:50,711 --> 00:02:54,089 He said I looked like a smart young man. 60 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:56,675 "So, is it a deal?" I inquired. 61 00:02:56,758 --> 00:03:00,178 Two hours later, he was gone with 60 of my dollars. 62 00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:02,890 But I had the miracle cream. 63 00:03:02,973 --> 00:03:05,225 - (EXPLOSION) - (FARNSWORTH GRUNTING) 64 00:03:05,309 --> 00:03:06,894 Bad news, nobody. 65 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:09,271 The supercollider super exploded. 66 00:03:09,354 --> 00:03:13,233 I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack 67 00:03:13,317 --> 00:03:16,695 and some of those rancid meatballs. (GRUNTS) 68 00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:21,992 Excuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute? 69 00:03:22,075 --> 00:03:23,952 I live in Jersey City and my car broke down 70 00:03:24,036 --> 00:03:25,621 and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick 71 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:27,706 and she needs this medicine, but I need money for the bus. 72 00:03:27,789 --> 00:03:29,791 So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets. 73 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,169 I don't believe that story for a second. 74 00:03:32,252 --> 00:03:33,545 It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you. 75 00:03:33,629 --> 00:03:35,964 There's no bus to Jersey City. 76 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:38,675 Give me your wallets now or my robot will shoot. 77 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,260 (IN CUTE VOICE) Don't make me hurt you. 78 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:41,386 (GASPING). 79 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:44,223 (WHIMPERING) I'm too scared to find my pocket. 80 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:47,309 Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those. 81 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:50,020 Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing. 82 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:51,271 Give it to 'em, Andrew! 83 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:52,522 (SCREAMS) 84 00:03:56,026 --> 00:03:57,527 Give it to 'em again, Andrew! 85 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,197 Ah! 86 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,450 (POPPING EXPLOSIONS) 87 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:04,534 What the... 88 00:04:04,618 --> 00:04:06,495 Laser-proof shirts, huh? 89 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:07,663 I'll show you. 90 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,749 Huh? Hey. Quit it. 91 00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:13,001 Hi-ya! 92 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:14,211 (LEELA YELLS) 93 00:04:14,294 --> 00:04:15,295 (GRUNTS) 94 00:04:18,173 --> 00:04:19,424 Foiled. 95 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:20,842 And after years of planning. 96 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:22,427 You're out of the gang. 97 00:04:24,513 --> 00:04:26,640 LEELA: How did we manage to survive? 98 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:28,934 What gave us those strange powers? 99 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:31,728 Maybe we're all wearing magic rings but they're invisible rings 100 00:04:31,812 --> 00:04:32,980 so we don't even realize it. 101 00:04:33,063 --> 00:04:34,481 Also, you can't feel the rings. 102 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:37,568 Oh, Fry! 103 00:04:37,651 --> 00:04:39,319 Shut up and look at this. 104 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:42,823 "May cause superpowers in humans." 105 00:04:42,906 --> 00:04:44,157 Wow. 106 00:04:44,241 --> 00:04:46,827 A superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin? 107 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,829 You'd think it'd be something you have to freebase. 108 00:04:48,912 --> 00:04:51,164 Let's see, which powers do we have? 109 00:04:51,248 --> 00:04:52,457 "Super strength"? 110 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,792 Ah! 111 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,460 Hi-ya! 112 00:04:55,544 --> 00:04:56,753 - Yup. - Uh-huh. 113 00:04:56,837 --> 00:04:58,005 "Lickety-speed"? 114 00:04:58,171 --> 00:04:59,256 (WHOOSHING) 115 00:04:59,339 --> 00:05:00,757 - Check. - Yes, sir. 116 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:04,511 "Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures"? 117 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,597 Hey, Zoidberg, get in here. 118 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,265 DR. ZOIDBERG: Screw you! 119 00:05:08,348 --> 00:05:09,474 - Ain't got that. - Nope. 120 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:11,351 Wow, superpowers. 121 00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:15,147 I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities. 122 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,691 Leela, I think you're missing the big picture. 123 00:05:17,774 --> 00:05:20,193 When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy? 124 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:21,737 To have parents. 125 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:24,823 Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero. 126 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,910 We have superpowers, and we're Americans. 127 00:05:27,993 --> 00:05:29,328 This is our chance. 128 00:05:29,411 --> 00:05:30,662 Hmm. 129 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,206 I have been looking for a way to serve the community 130 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:35,417 that incorporates my violence. 131 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:36,752 Let's do it. 132 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:38,378 You'll barely regret this. 133 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,298 Hey, a friend of mine said he mugged you today 134 00:05:41,381 --> 00:05:42,758 and you had superpowers. 135 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,510 It's true, thanks to this funky-fresh cream. 136 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:48,722 Now me and Leela are forming an awesome crime-fighting duo. 137 00:05:48,805 --> 00:05:51,266 Wow, crime fighting. Cool. 138 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,809 And you say you're a duo? 139 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,895 Yeah, duos are good. 140 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:57,231 Of course, sometimes they're a little shorthanded. 141 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,650 See, ya. 142 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,279 With two humans, you'd think there'd be a robot in there to balance things out. 143 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:06,365 But whatever. 144 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:11,828 I have these three costumes you could use, 145 00:06:11,912 --> 00:06:14,498 but I guess I'll just throw one away. 146 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:16,458 We'd love to have you on the team, Bender, 147 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,211 but aren't you more on the supply side of crime? 148 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,421 Plus, the cream won't give you superpowers. 149 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:22,589 You're a robot. 150 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,050 So? I'm already super strong. 151 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,468 And my arms do this. 152 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:34,726 Also, I got this going. 153 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:37,020 (SQUEAKING) 154 00:06:41,858 --> 00:06:43,777 Listen up, New New York! 155 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:46,530 There's a new group of superheroes in town 156 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:47,614 and we're... 157 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,992 WOMAN: Quiet! It's 4:00 a.m. and I just fell asleep 158 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,244 for the first time in 30 years! 159 00:06:52,327 --> 00:06:53,829 Sorry! 160 00:06:53,912 --> 00:06:56,999 (WHISPERING) A new era of justice has begun. 161 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:58,208 WOMAN: What? 162 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:05,048 ANNOUNCER: Attention, all crooks,lowlifes and lawbreakers. 163 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:08,468 Do yourselves a favor and crawlback into your filthy tenements, 164 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:10,095 you human cockroaches, 165 00:07:10,178 --> 00:07:13,891 or get your ugly face punched to custard by... 166 00:07:13,974 --> 00:07:15,809 The New Justice Team! 167 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,644 Captain Yesterday! 168 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,187 Clobberella! 169 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,564 (GRUNTS) 170 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:24,026 And Super King, the best one of the three! 171 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:25,110 Wow! 172 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,363 (THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM THEME SONG PLAYING) 173 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,490 Go, go, go, New Justice Team 174 00:07:30,574 --> 00:07:32,743 Go, team, go, team, team, team, team 175 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:34,536 Who's the newest justice team? 176 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,788 The New Justice Team 177 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,874 Captain Yesterday is fast 178 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,876 Also he is from the past 179 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:43,879 Not just fast but from the past 180 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:45,923 Captain Yesterday 181 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:47,716 Super King has all the powers 182 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:49,843 Of a king plus all the powers 183 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,512 Of Superman, also he's a robot 184 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,514 Ain't it cool? Super King, you rule 185 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:59,019 Clobberella beats you up 186 00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:01,355 -Clobberella beats you up -(MEOWS) 187 00:08:01,438 --> 00:08:03,440 Who does she beat up? You! 188 00:08:03,523 --> 00:08:05,150 Clobberella! 189 00:08:07,986 --> 00:08:10,113 Citizens, never fear 190 00:08:10,197 --> 00:08:12,366 Crazy do-good freaks are here 191 00:08:12,449 --> 00:08:15,327 Until they run out of steam 192 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,621 - (SCREAMING) - Miracle Cream, Miracle Cream 193 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,957 Gives the power to the team 194 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,251 Its effects wear off for sure 195 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:25,003 So they just slop on some more 196 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,340 The New Justice Team! 197 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:30,133 Ta-da! 198 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:33,095 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERS) 199 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:36,723 Captain Yesterday, I find your skintight high-waters 200 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,141 incredibly sexy. 201 00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:39,601 Let's get together sometime. 202 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,395 Sure. I'm listed in the phone book. 203 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:44,356 So once I reveal my real name to you, along with my home address 204 00:08:44,439 --> 00:08:46,316 and a copy of my birth certificate... 205 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,818 Are you crazy? 206 00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:50,445 We have to keep our secret identities secret. 207 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,572 From everybody? 208 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:53,615 Especially from everybody. 209 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,200 Give several reasons why. 210 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,870 For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage 211 00:08:58,954 --> 00:09:00,789 and we don't want to get our butts sued. 212 00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:02,291 Or do we? 213 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:04,626 No, I guess not. 214 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:09,089 Also, if our identities get out, every crook in the city will be after us 215 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:11,341 or, God forbid, our loved ones. 216 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,720 Super King has no need for loved ones. 217 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,514 How you doing, kid? 218 00:09:20,809 --> 00:09:21,977 There you go. 219 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,187 Two one-day mutant surface passes. 220 00:09:24,271 --> 00:09:25,856 Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer. 221 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,232 (PHONE RINGS) 222 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,109 Mayor here. What's that? 223 00:09:29,192 --> 00:09:32,404 A horrible crime in the works? Ruthless villain? 224 00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:34,072 Citizens in danger? 225 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,325 That's fantastic news! 226 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:39,828 Because I get to summon The New Justice Team! 227 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:40,996 (BEEPS) 228 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,122 - Oh! - (BUZZING) 229 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:43,498 Shh. 230 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,500 Huh... They're usually here by now. 231 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,878 Well, so long. Keep in touch. 232 00:09:47,961 --> 00:09:49,963 Wait, stay and meet the superheroes. 233 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,466 There's three of you and three of them, so it'll be perfect. 234 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:55,385 - (BEEPING) - (BUZZING) 235 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,471 - (BEEPING) - (BUZZING) 236 00:09:57,554 --> 00:09:58,847 Is this clown on? 237 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,350 Where are those daring crime-stoppers? 238 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,560 Oh, I completely forgot! 239 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,146 I left my apartment on fire. 240 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:10,150 As for me, I'm late for my LSATs. 241 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,612 And I can't take life anymore! 242 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:15,239 (GRUNTS) 243 00:10:17,157 --> 00:10:18,492 (GRUNTING) 244 00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:21,828 Clobberella! Captain Yesterday! My liege! 245 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,705 You're just in time. 246 00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:27,751 We've received a tip that the Museum of Natural History 247 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:30,379 will be robbed tomorrow at exactly 9:00 a.m. 248 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:33,882 The target... The priceless Quantum Gemerald. 249 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:34,967 Who's the perp? 250 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,345 MAYOR: A dangerous villain known as the Zookeeper, 251 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:41,723 who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals. 252 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,725 Pack of highly. Got it. 253 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,186 MAYOR: His crew includes a badger with a troubled past 254 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,563 and nothing left to lose, 255 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,898 an elephant who never forgets to kill, 256 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:56,113 and a seldom-used crab named Lucky, aka "Citizen Snips." 257 00:10:58,031 --> 00:11:01,535 You can count on us, Mr. Mayor. Justice away! 258 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:06,415 (PANTING) Hold the elevator! 259 00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:14,631 (FLUSHING) 260 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,302 We're in here, too. 261 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:21,096 Uh, Leela, how are you going to meet your folks tomorrow? 262 00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:24,850 We've already scheduled the Zookeeper for a 9:00 a.m. foiling at the museum. 263 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:25,976 Not a problem. 264 00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:28,729 I've cleverly arranged to meet my parents right there 265 00:11:28,812 --> 00:11:30,564 at the same museum at 10:00. 266 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:34,401 Nine, 10, a big fat hen. 267 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,404 (EXHALES) The name's Bender. 268 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,168 (HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING) 269 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,797 I can't believe the Zookeeper is this late for his own heist. 270 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,549 It's just rude. 271 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,134 (CLOCK CHIMES) 272 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,303 Total hell! It's 10:00! 273 00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:04,723 I'm supposed to meet my parents and I'm still in my secret costume. 274 00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:06,141 (GASPS) 275 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,643 There they are! 276 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,897 How could Leela not be here? 277 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,232 Do you think she forgot? 278 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,984 Relax. I'm sure she's just ashamed of us. 279 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,152 MAN: Yo, freakjobs. 280 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,446 Hit the nearest manhole, pronto-like. 281 00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:22,074 But we have passes that allow us to be up here, 282 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:23,533 from the mayor himself. 283 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:28,413 I don't know. I never heard of no mayor. 284 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,874 (PANTING AND GRUNTING) 285 00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:32,251 The Zookeeper! 286 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,420 Sorry I'm late. Long story. 287 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,506 - Now, everybody hit the deck! - (GASPING) 288 00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:40,259 I'm cutting the entire line and stealing the exhibit. 289 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,012 You're not stealing anything. Nobody hit the deck! 290 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,390 Ah, the superheroes... 291 00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,684 Or should I say, "super zeroes?" 292 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,227 That was uncalled for. 293 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,770 Animals, attack. 294 00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:53,230 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 295 00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,607 - (GROWLS) - (ALL GASPING) 296 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,526 (SCREAMS) 297 00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,194 (GROWLS) 298 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,071 (SHRIEKS) 299 00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:03,198 (GRUNTING) 300 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,118 (PATRONS SCREAMING) 301 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:08,662 Please do not feed the animals. 302 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:13,917 (GRUNTING) 303 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,797 (SNORTING AND GRUNTING) 304 00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:20,924 (BUFFALO SQUEALS) 305 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,218 You're going down, my friend! 306 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,344 Down under! 307 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,013 (LAUGHS) 308 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,139 (BENDER SCREAMING) 309 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,727 A man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle, 310 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,146 but a kangaroo boxing a robot? 311 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,148 Now I'm afraid you've lost me. 312 00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:40,068 Citizen Snips! 313 00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,362 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 314 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,411 Nice job, Fingers. 315 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,079 (KISSING) 316 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,081 I'm scared and confused. 317 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,293 I think we've wandered into an off-Broadway play. 318 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,086 No, there are way too many people here. 319 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,797 (PANTING) 320 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:04,593 Later, if anyone asks when I got away, tell them right now. 321 00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:06,678 (BOTH GRUNTING) 322 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,055 Forget it, Zookeeper. 323 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,890 You're going into captivity. 324 00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:10,974 Fool! 325 00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:15,437 A quip about putting me behind bars would have been far more delicious. 326 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,606 Here, catch. 327 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,317 No, Fry, you can't fall fast enough! 328 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,402 (GROANING) 329 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,530 I got it, I got it. 330 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,907 (SCREAMS) I don't got it! 331 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,700 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 332 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,410 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERS) 333 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,079 You saved the Gemerald! 334 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,206 Yet the Zookeeper escaped, 335 00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:38,919 thus proving that the deadliest animal of all is the Zookeeper. 336 00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,504 You can get off me anytime. 337 00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:41,880 Oh, no. 338 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,382 My parents are leaving. 339 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,425 I've got to go change back into street Leela. 340 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,594 - REPORTER: There they are. - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 341 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,012 Thank you, mysterious heroes. 342 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,807 The value of the Gemerald you saved is slightly greater 343 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,810 than the cost of the damage you caused to this museum. 344 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,020 A net gain for our great city. 345 00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,566 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERS) 346 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,401 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 347 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,779 It's good that Leela doesn't love us. 348 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,906 She'll be less sad when we die. 349 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,199 (GRUNTS) 350 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,960 Mom, Dad? 351 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,169 I showed up, 352 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,506 and I got the audio tour for "Treasures of Liberace's Tomb." 353 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,971 (SOBBING) 354 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,810 (GROANING) 355 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,442 Sweetie, it's okay. 356 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,611 You don't have to apologize for standing us up 357 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,322 on the only visit to the surface we'll ever have. 358 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,575 I want to tell you why I didn't show up, but I can't. 359 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:55,203 Just please believe me that it was a very good reason. 360 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,456 I'm sorry I disappointed you. 361 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,002 Leela, you could never disappoint us. 362 00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,755 We're so proud of everything that you are. 363 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,673 And we always will be. 364 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,967 Because you're our baby girl. 365 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,096 Oh... 366 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,306 I can't take it. 367 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,099 Mom, Dad... 368 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,227 I'm Clobberella! 369 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:22,856 (GASPS) Galloping gators! 370 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,650 You're a superhero? 371 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,985 (LAUGHING) Well, that's wonderful. 372 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,239 But did you have to make the costume so revealing? 373 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,117 Look at me, proud dad of a superhero. 374 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,869 We should print up T-shirts. 375 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,331 And F-shirts for our friends with two arms on the same side. 376 00:16:39,414 --> 00:16:43,919 No, listen. It's very important that you never ever tell anyone. 377 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,671 Under any circumstance. 378 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,047 What if I've had a few? 379 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,174 Dad? You drink? 380 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,842 No, not even then. 381 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,178 All right. My sucker is sealed. 382 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,640 In fact, I shouldn't even be wearing this around here. 383 00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,476 It was brisk. 384 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,894 I dressed in layers. 385 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,354 That's my girl. 386 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:11,071 So, uh, anyway, my daughter's Clobberella. 387 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:13,282 Leela is Clobberella? 388 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,575 You're pulling me. 389 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,076 Shh! Keep it under your sock. 390 00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,286 It's a big secret. 391 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,829 That's why I'm only telling you two. 392 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,540 Oh, my God. That guy's daughter is Clobberella. 393 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,041 But don't tell anyone. 394 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,459 Gotcha! 395 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,215 Greeting, superheroes. 396 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,592 Remember me? 397 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,886 - (ALL GASPING) - I don't remember much, buddy, 398 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,554 and you're no looker. 399 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,223 Uh, Professor, isn't it time for your nap? 400 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,516 Yes, damn it! 401 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,934 (SNORING) 402 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,983 Zookeeper, how did you know our real identities? 403 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:51,570 Let's just say a little bird told me. 404 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,821 - (CLAPPING) - (SQUAWKING) 405 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,156 Leela told her parents. 406 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,533 Leela's parents blabbed... (SQUAWKS) 407 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,951 (MUNCHING) 408 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,412 Leela? Is the person that parrot is mimicking 409 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:01,955 telling the truth by proxy? 410 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,373 Yes. 411 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,543 My parents were so hurt, I couldn't help it. 412 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,463 But I distinctly told them not to tell anyone. 413 00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:12,841 We are not amused. 414 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,803 And here's something you may or may not find interesting. 415 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,723 (GORILLA GRUNTING) 416 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:22,059 (GASPS) Mom! Dad! 417 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,561 Leela, please forgive us. 418 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,189 Especially your father, who's the one who told! 419 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,815 Thank you very much, Morris. 420 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,776 Are you all right? Has he hurt you? 421 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,362 No, but my allergies are going nuts. 422 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,613 (SNEEZES) 423 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,906 Oh, God! 424 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,284 Every couch and table has animal fur all over it. 425 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,161 He lets them climb on everything. 426 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,664 All right, Zookeeper, what do you want? 427 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,166 Why, the Quantum Gemerald, of course. 428 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,210 You must steal it for me by midnight 429 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,088 or your parents will be devoured by piranhas that I have, 430 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:55,217 shall we say, persuaded to walk on dry land. 431 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,593 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 432 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,886 Save us, Leela! 433 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,431 I mean, if you don't have anything better to do. 434 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,310 We're out of options. 435 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,979 We have to steal the Gemerald. 436 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,899 But should superheroes commit a crime, even to save lives? 437 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,359 I need moral guidance. 438 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,860 - Bender? - Hmm... 439 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,656 The thought of stealing anything fills Super King with disgust. 440 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:22,703 But if it must be so, than let a museum heist be pulled! 441 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,336 Oh, no. Our superpower cream is out of itself. 442 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,504 Check inside the cap. 443 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,590 There might be a caked-in gold mine. 444 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,634 El zilcho. 445 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,094 I'm afraid we're boned. 446 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,470 El Zilcho... 447 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,557 Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name? 448 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,605 Just be cool. 449 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,065 Nobody knows we're superpowerly challenged. 450 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,358 (PANTING) 451 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,028 Man, this costume is so damn heavy. 452 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,362 Hey, Captain Yesterday. 453 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,657 Can I, like, whale on you with this two-by-four and it doesn't hurt you? 454 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,992 - (SMACKING) - Ow! 455 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,410 (WEAKLY) That didn't hurt. 456 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,496 Hi, superheroes. Everything okay? 457 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,498 Big "O", little "K," my friend. 458 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,209 Just checking if everything's all right. 459 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,627 It's okay, all right. 460 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,128 Okay, then. 461 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,838 Grab it! 462 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,216 (PEOPLE GASPING) 463 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,969 Yo, the superheroes have turned evil. Most uncool. 464 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,054 Get 'em! 465 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,680 Stay back! 466 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,392 Or we'll beat the tar out of you, using superpowers! 467 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,520 (EERIE MOANING) 468 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,523 (ALL PANTING AND GROANING) 469 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,404 FRY: So, this is your lair? 470 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,697 Of course not. 471 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,574 You think I'd show you my lair? 472 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,910 My lair's a million times nicer than this. 473 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,328 Okay, take it easy. 474 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,248 Well, here's your lousy Gemerald. 475 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,291 (CLAPPING) Hawk, fetch. 476 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,837 That seemed unnecessary. 477 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,340 (GRUNTING) 478 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,425 Our transaction is complete. 479 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,719 Come, Solomon, to the lair. 480 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,304 (GORILLA GRUNTING) 481 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,639 Mom, Dad. 482 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,934 Oh, I'm so sorry I got you kidnapped by a crazy madman 483 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,727 who tried to feed you to piranhas. 484 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,855 We're just happy to be involved in your life. 485 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,818 No, no. It's my fault for telling you I was a superhero. 486 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,861 - That's true. - I just couldn't stand 487 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,863 to have you think I was ashamed of you. 488 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,407 That's sweet, honey. 489 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,578 But it's natural for children to be a little ashamed of their parents. 490 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,621 - Oh, yeah. - Just like it's natural 491 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,207 for parents to be a little disappointed in their children. 492 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,625 Not that we are. 493 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,253 But you could call a little more often. 494 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,421 Okay. 495 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,756 And would it kill you to use some mouthwash? 496 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,177 Hey, Fry, we still got our costumes on. 497 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,804 Want to steal some more stuff? 498 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,930 I guess. 499 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,390 As long as you think it's right. 500 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:52,144 Superheroes away! 501 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,192 (THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM THEME SONG PLAYING) 502 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,614 Go, go, go, New Justice Team 503 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,866 Fighting justice is their quest 504 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,786 Super King, Clobberella and all the rest 505 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,331 Here's to you, New Justice Team 506 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,499 Do the things that make a team 507 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,835 Help each other do some things 508 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,420 Winners don't use straws 509 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,094 The New Justice Team!