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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SHRIEKING)

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Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle!

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I put you through college,
and this is how you repay me?

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FARNSWORTH:
Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road.

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Driving gloves, driving goggles,
driving thong. There.

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Uh, maybe I should drive.

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(LAUGHING)

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You? A woman?

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I'm trying to catch a monster,

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not find the quickest route to the mall!

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Let me just adjust the seat...

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(SCREECHING, THUDS)

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- (GRUNTING)
- (GEARS GRINDING)

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Whoa! Oh!

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My God, he's going to do it.

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Everyone, seat belts to maximum buckling!

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(BEEPING)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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FARNSWORTH: Pazuzu!

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(HORNS HONKING)

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- Oh, Pazuzu!
- (HONKING CONTINUES)

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Hey, grandpa,
move your wrinkly old keister!

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Shut up!

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For Heaven's Gate, Professor
this ship can do 99% light speed.

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Why are we going 35 miles an hour?

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Because we're in a hurry, that's why!

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Plus, you have the high beams on.

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FARNSWORTH: I can't quite read the sign.

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(EXPLOSION)

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Pazuzu!

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Pazuzu!

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Yo, Captain Cataracts.

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What are we doing here?

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Oh, it's 2:30.

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We can still catch
the early bird dinner special.

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Uh, aren't we looking for your gargoyle?

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My wha...

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Hello, Mavis.

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Surprised to see me back again so soon?

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Mavis is dead.

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I expect you'll want to see
my Angry, Crotchety Grandpa Discount Card.

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Sir, this card is expired.

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But it's good for a lifetime.

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Well, yours expired.

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Ooh.

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Oh, Lord.

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Teeth do not belong
in your pants, Professor.

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Well, I can't keep them in my mouth.

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They're nuclear-powered!

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(CLACKING)

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Ow! It bit my finger!

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No! No! It's tasted human blood.

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(PATRONS SCREAMING)

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(SLURPING)

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Mm...

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Damn good meat.

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- (SNORING)
- (DOOR OPENS)

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(GASPING, MOANING)

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Professor, we've talked it over,
and everybody thinks you're too old.

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- Right on.
- Yep.

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We've decided to do the merciful thing

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and have you youth-a-sized.

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Dear God, no!

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Oh, relax, Professor.

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Youth-a-sizing
is a trendy new spa treatment.

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It's this season's shark cartilage enema.

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But I like being old.

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I don't have to talk to my parents,

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no one asks me to help move their stuff.

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I don't need to understand
today's edgy TV sitcoms...

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Okay, okay. We're not going to force you
until I finish this sentence.

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Get him!

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(MOANING)

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My thong!

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Hi, I'm Heather,
your personal youth-a-sizer.

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Let's get started with a nice
botulism treatment, shall we?

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Go to hell, Heather!

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Oh. (GIGGLING)

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In small doses, botulism toxin
tightens and tones the facial muscles

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instead of killing you
in the most horrible fashion imaginable.

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(SQUEAKING)

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(STIFF-LIPPED)
Give me back my floppy face.

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Oh! Whoo! Ooh!

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Careful with the giblets!

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Mm, you're still retaining a lot of grump
in these joints.

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More pressure.

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Aah...

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(DEVICE WHIRRING)

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Since this is such a serious case of old,

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we'll have to try our strongest treatment,

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a soothing, full-body bath
in searing hot tar.

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(BUBBLING)

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Sir, it's not necessary,
or wise, to be naked.

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(SPUTTERS)
You sound just like my tennis instructor.

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(MOANING)

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The tar blisters the age
right out of the body

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in what top scientists
suspect is a miracle.

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Oh, I don't have time for this!

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I have to go buy a single piece of fruit
with a coupon and then return it,

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making people wait behind me
while I complain!

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He still sounds sort of old.

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Sort of real old.

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Step aside, lady.

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Like everything else in life,

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pumping is just a primitive,
degenerate form of bending.

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(GRUNTING)

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Whoa! Whoo!

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Oh! Whoa!

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(LEVER SQUEAKING),

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Come on, Bender, pump harder! Harder!

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(WEAKLY) I'm trying as hard as I can.

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Harder, damn you!

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(RUMBLING)

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(ALL YELLING)

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(ALL COUGHING, GASPING)

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Well, that was an utter waste of time.

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(GASPING)

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Professor, it worked!

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You look young enough to be my father.

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Poodle spit!

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(DEVICE WHIRRING)

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(GASPS) 53 years old?

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(GROANS)

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Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn.

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This is cool, Professor.

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(VOICE CRACKING)
We should go out and celebrate.

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- Oh, my God.
- Huh?

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(GASPS, SOBS)

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Dear Lord, you've all reverted
to your childhood forms.

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Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob again!

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While I try to restore our normal ages

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I expect you all to go about your jobs
like responsible professionals.

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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It wasn't me, Mr. F.

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It was Amy.

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- Stop it, Amy.
- You stink!

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- (GRUNTING)
- You know you did it.

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(ALL YELLING AT ONCE)

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Quiet! Quiet, I say!

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We're here to take my little stub
of a husband home.

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Hermes, say goodbye to Mr. Farnsworth.

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Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth.

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(BOTH SNICKERING)

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Hey, this is my chance
to spend time with my parents, too.

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But your parents are gross sewer mutants.

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Ow!

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(LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY)

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When I was an orphan, I always wished

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I could grow up with my mom and dad.

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And now, thanks to being hurled
backwards in time...

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That's not what happened!

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Shut up and go live with your parents!

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(BEEPING)

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LEELA: It's going to be
totally awesome, Mom.

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You and me can bake

158
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and argue about my hairstyle
hiding my pretty face.

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And if some kid picks on me,

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my dad can beat up his dad!

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Can't I just beat up the kid?

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(CHUCKLING)

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Well, okay, Leela.

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If you think you can put up
with your father,

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then welcome home.

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We'll try to respect
your independence and freedom.

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No! I want the real teen experience.

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Chores, curfew, the works!

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Fine, sweetiekins.
We'll be the strictest parents ever.

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Now, let's all have some tequila
to celebrate.

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Dad! I'm underage!

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Oh, right.

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Here's a Silly Straw.

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(INEZ SNIFFLING)

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Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again.

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This like a mother's dream.

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Bad dream, that is.

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At this rate, I'm never going to get
a grandchild! Ugh!

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Maybe she not grown up,
but she sure grown out.

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She fat.

181
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Dad, if you're going to make
fat jokes till I get cute again,

182
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I'm just going to stay in my room.

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Stay in room? You so fat,
you going to stay all around room.

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(LAUGHING)

185
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I've got to find a way to escape
the horrible ravages of youth.

186
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Suddenly, I'm going to the
bathroom like clockwork

187
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every three hours.

188
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And those jerks at Social Security
stopped sending me checks.

189
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Now I have to pay them!

190
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I'm tired of your yapping!

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(CRASHING)

192
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All you ever do is complain.

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You never try to make things better.

194
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Well, I'm running away
from this dead-end family.

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I know there's a place for
people like me, with new ideas.

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There has to be!

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Fine. Get going.

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Oh, I'm going.

199
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And you're going to be all,
"Where's Bender?

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"I miss Bender."

201
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We won't know that until you leave.

202
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Oh, I'm leaving.

203
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There's the door.

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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

205
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- (ENGINE DIES)
- I'll be good.

206
00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:06,655
(GROANS)

207
00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:09,241
Do you have to shed
your skin on the couch?

208
00:10:09,324 --> 00:10:10,575
What do we live in, a zoo?

209
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(DOORBELL RINGS)

210
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,036
I'm getting the doorbell.

211
00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:15,497
For me?

212
00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,790
(CHUCKLING)

213
00:10:16,873 --> 00:10:18,166
Oh, hello, sir.

214
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,419
It's a lovely evening you have tonight.

215
00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:22,713
(VOICE CRACKING)
Um, I'm here to pick up your daughter.

216
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,006
Hi, Fry.

217
00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:25,841
I like your blazer.

218
00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:28,635
Thanks. These aren't pockets,
they're just flaps.

219
00:10:28,719 --> 00:10:30,512
I put my money in my sock.

220
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,681
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

221
00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:35,100
So, where are you taking my
daughter tonight?

222
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(VOICE CRACKING) A movie.

223
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(CLEARS THROAT) A... A movie, ma'am.

224
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Well, whatever you're really doing,

225
00:10:40,897 --> 00:10:43,066
don't wake us if you get in after 12:00.

226
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,819
Dad! You're being too lenient again.

227
00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:47,654
I have to be back by 11:00.

228
00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:50,157
Okay, Okay. You're the boss.

229
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,700
No, I'm not!

230
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:59,541
I'd like a sewer burger,
but without the rat feces.

231
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,709
What, are you on a diet?

232
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:05,672
Duh, Leela, you look hot.

233
00:11:05,756 --> 00:11:09,301
Geez, Moose, just dump me
right in front of her, why don't you?

234
00:11:09,384 --> 00:11:12,679
Moose, Mandy, this is my friend Fry,

235
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from the surface?

236
00:11:14,097 --> 00:11:16,767
Oh, so this is the famous Fry.

237
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,061
What is he, like,
the biggest loser on the surface

238
00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:20,854
so he has to hang out in the sewer?

239
00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:22,022
(WHISPERS) They're on to me.

240
00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:23,106
Hey, come on.

241
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:26,026
Let's act like grown-ups here.
Want to race?

242
00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,653
Duh, yeah.

243
00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:30,405
(ENGINES REVVING)

244
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,126
(GRUNTS)

245
00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:48,131
Theres.

246
00:11:48,215 --> 00:11:51,551
The world's drinkings water
is safes for another days.

247
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Whoas! Cripe!

248
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(SPLASHING)

249
00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:06,817
- (ROARING)
- Watch out, Fry!

250
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,901
(SCREAMING)

251
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,738
We missed the turn!
We'll never catch them!

252
00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:12,823
Yes, we will!

253
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,033
This sewer goes right under Planet Express

254
00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:16,451
and it's 9:00 p.m.!

255
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,453
(TOILET FLUSHING)

256
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,540
FARNSWORTH:
The devil take this predictable colon!

257
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(FRY YELPS)

258
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,133
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS)

259
00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:32,217
FRY: Whoo-hoo!

260
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:33,677
Whoo-hoo! All right!

261
00:12:34,469 --> 00:12:36,805
(VOICE CRACKS)
Leela, you can stop winning now. We won.

262
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:38,724
I'm too short to reach the hand brake!

263
00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:40,058
(BOTH SCREAMING)

264
00:12:43,186 --> 00:12:44,563
That's detention.

265
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,193
And then, and then a giant tapeworm
tried to play us for chumps!

266
00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:52,112
But we, like, totally dissed Moose.

267
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:55,365
Yes, I'd like to meet this "Moose."

268
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,868
But in the meantime, I have good news.

269
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,245
I may have solved our age problem.

270
00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:01,413
(VOICE CRACKING) Yay!

271
00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:02,748
(BEEPING)

272
00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:05,709
It seems the youth-a-sizing tar
was saturated

273
00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,794
with time-altering chronitons.

274
00:13:07,878 --> 00:13:10,756
A thin layer is still stuck to our DNA

275
00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:14,426
as well as Bender's "Robo," or "RNA."

276
00:13:14,509 --> 00:13:15,886
- Question?
- Yes?

277
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,846
You stink. (GIGGLES)

278
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,892
Yes, yes. Anyhow, I've designed
an oil-eating bacterium

279
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,603
that should take the tar right off.

280
00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:27,564
Come on, let's go tell Leela
so we can grow up together.

281
00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,483
(KISSING NOISES)

282
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:33,445
Thanks, Professor,
but I don't want the treatment.

283
00:13:33,528 --> 00:13:35,739
Don't you understand, you little nitwit?

284
00:13:35,822 --> 00:13:37,366
Unless you're treated soon,

285
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:41,495
the only way to restore your true age
will be to grow into it,

286
00:13:41,578 --> 00:13:43,664
just as God intended!

287
00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:45,290
He has a point, honey.

288
00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:47,542
What about your job and your friends?

289
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,462
Do you really want to
abandon your old life?

290
00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:53,966
My old life wasn't as glamorous
as my Web page made it look.

291
00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:57,219
All I ever wanted
was to grow up here, with you.

292
00:13:57,302 --> 00:13:58,679
Please?

293
00:13:58,762 --> 00:14:01,640
Well, if it's what you really want...

294
00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:03,517
It is. I know it is.

295
00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:07,938
(VOICE CRACKING) I'll miss you, Leela.

296
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,399
I'll come back and visit
when I'm all grown up.

297
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:12,567
(WHISPERS) Bring beer.

298
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,820
No beer till you finish your tequila.

299
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,907
The age-restoring microbes are ready.

300
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,994
Everyone into the Bacterial Spew Chamber.

301
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:23,578
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Let's go!

302
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,373
Yes, everyone do the same thing.

303
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,545
Initiating controlled infection.

304
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:34,339
(MACHINE COUGHING AND SNEEZING)

305
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:35,841
Aah-choo!

306
00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:38,552
DR. ZOIDBERG: I'm no doctor,

307
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:40,554
but this machine guy could use a lozenge.

308
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,809
(EXCLAIMING)

309
00:14:45,892 --> 00:14:47,227
Aw, poo.

310
00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:48,812
We're even younger.

311
00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:50,230
(DEVICE WHIRRING)

312
00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:51,732
(BEEPING)

313
00:14:53,817 --> 00:14:56,737
Damn! The bacteria pigged out on the tar

314
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,905
and now they're getting freaky-deaky,

315
00:14:58,989 --> 00:15:01,700
spreading chronitons
throughout our systems.

316
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,410
We're getting younger by the minute!

317
00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:04,786
- No!
- Yikes!

318
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,081
What, I'm going to revert
through all my larval stages?

319
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:12,544
Word. We'll all keep getting
younger and younger

320
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,922
until we suffer a fate worse than death,

321
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:17,007
pre-life!

322
00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:18,508
Then, death.

323
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:29,728
(BEEPING)

324
00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:32,981
(DEVICE CHIMES)

325
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,108
I've got to stop this reverse aging

326
00:15:35,192 --> 00:15:38,946
before we all shrivel up
and suffer the agony of unbirth!

327
00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:41,448
Think, you disco duck, think!

328
00:15:41,531 --> 00:15:43,575
What's that squirmle under your shirt?

329
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:48,121
Oh, get off me, you parasitic lamprey!

330
00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:50,999
Oh, sure, you need all your blood.

331
00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:52,960
(DR. ZOIDBERG WHOOPING)

332
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,836
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

333
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,254
Would you all chill?

334
00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:59,549
I can't think with you kids
cramping my style!

335
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,010
Ooh, I need a babysitter.

336
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,930
LEELA: Okay, quiet time.

337
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,224
(HAPPY SCREAMS AND GIGGLES)

338
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:08,308
I know.

339
00:16:08,392 --> 00:16:10,644
Everyone pretend a goblin ate your tongues

340
00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:12,020
and I'll read you a story.

341
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,523
BENDER: Ooh, story!
AMY: A story!

342
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,608
I can't see from down here, I can't.

343
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,235
(DR. ZOIDBERG GRUNTS)

344
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:19,695
There.

345
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,114
Today's story is from Muteen magazine.

346
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,657
Who would you rather hear about?

347
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:26,118
Four-legged Chachi or tentacle Chachi?

348
00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,662
I wanna hear a space story.

349
00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:33,500
It's kind of a baby book,
but okay, let's see.

350
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,712
"Snow White Dwarf
and the Seven Red Dwarfs"

351
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,463
"Charlotte's Tholian Web"

352
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:40,424
"The Fountain of Aging."

353
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:41,925
(GASPS)

354
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,469
FARNSWORTH: The Fountain of Aging?

355
00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:47,139
Hmm, it is just a legend.

356
00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:49,683
Still, they called
the Tooth Fairy a legend

357
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,102
and now he's head of the FBI.

358
00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,023
'Sup? Kids ready?

359
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:59,109
Yay, Professy's back!

360
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,404
(SNIFFING) Ew, you smell like smoking...

361
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:04,281
(SNIFFS) And drinking.

362
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,451
I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive.

363
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:09,953
I wish I could come with you
to say goodbye

364
00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:12,372
before you all turn back into grown-ups.

365
00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:15,083
But I'm grounded
for knocking the school over.

366
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,585
Who cares, Leela?

367
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,462
It was just a public school.

368
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:20,547
Now, go with your friends, please.

369
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:24,468
No! A grounded teenager
must be confined to her room!

370
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,220
Until she sneaks out.

371
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:28,347
(GIGGLES)

372
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,020
BENDER: When I grow up,
I wanna be a steam shovel.

373
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,069
According to this, the fountain is located

374
00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:44,863
in the darkest,
most ancient region of space,

375
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,865
just past Teddy Bear Junction.

376
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:48,617
Teddy Bear Junction,

377
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,244
the worst scum hole in the galaxy.

378
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:57,751
This solar system is, like, way old!

379
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,879
Look how high the asteroid belt
is pulled up on that planet.

380
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,214
News flash!

381
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,465
Everything's getting older

382
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:06,426
the closer we get
to that ancient burnt-out sun.

383
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:10,264
Dude! The Fountain of Aging
must be on the sun itself!

384
00:18:10,347 --> 00:18:12,432
Shut up! I was gonna say that.

385
00:18:22,484 --> 00:18:25,904
(COOING AND CRYING)

386
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,155
We've got to hurry.

387
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,366
The kids have only one change of pants!

388
00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:37,541
We gotta be real, real careful to stay in

389
00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:40,627
just long enough to make us
our right ages again.

390
00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:42,462
Whee!

391
00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:46,341
Zoidberg, get out of there!

392
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,596
The current! It's too much already! Help!

393
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:55,851
(CHILDREN CRYING)

394
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,060
Jeepers.

395
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,478
Zoidberg is dead!

396
00:18:58,562 --> 00:19:01,315
No, Zoidberg's brother is dead.

397
00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:04,067
Funny story, I just reverted to the age

398
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:05,902
when my siblings budded from me

399
00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:09,281
and my brother Norman split off
and jumped in the fountain.

400
00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:12,200
He always had to be
the center of attention!

401
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,995
- Good riddance!
- Let him go!

402
00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:16,663
Oh, no!

403
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,671
Quick! Get them into the fountain!

404
00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:29,635
Thanks for the help, Weewa.

405
00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:33,597
Once we're growed up,
you can go back to your famwy.

406
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,016
We'll never bother you again.

407
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,518
Well, you could bother me a little.

408
00:19:40,604 --> 00:19:42,064
Ooh... Oh!

409
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,191
It's working! Hooray!

410
00:19:44,274 --> 00:19:46,109
I can't hold on!

411
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,195
(ALL SCREAMING)

412
00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,323
I'm coming in after you!

413
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:52,407
FARNSWORTH: No, Leela!

414
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,451
You can't give you up your childhood!

415
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:56,828
You'll never have another chance at it!

416
00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,163
(DR. ZOIDBERG GROANING)

417
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:21,895
(ALL COUGHING)

418
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,524
We did it! We're the right ages again.

419
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,776
I think I might be a couple years younger!

420
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,736
Oh, me, too!

421
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,990
FARNSWORTH: (GROANING) Help!

422
00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:36,618
I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!

423
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,954
He's too far out! We can't reach him!

424
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:43,333
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

425
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,876
(GURGLES)

426
00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:54,344
(SHRIEKING)

427
00:20:58,682 --> 00:20:59,933
Pazuzu!

428
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,811
Oh, you came back to me!

429
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,275
Are you back to your original age,
Professor?

430
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,319
(DEVICE WHIRRING)

431
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,695
(BEEPING)

432
00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:12,863
Even older!

433
00:21:12,946 --> 00:21:14,948
- Huzzah!
- (BONES CREAK)

434
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,826
I'm sorry you had to give up
being a kid, Leela.

435
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:22,039
Well, I guess every adult wants
to be a kid again sometimes

436
00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:24,249
but I worked hard to be the person I am.

437
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,500
The fabulous person!

438
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,210
With friends like you guys...

439
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,420
Fabulous friends!

440
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:31,965
Mm. And I'm really happy
I have that life back.

441
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,302
And you, my faithful fiend,

442
00:21:35,385 --> 00:21:37,971
how can I ever repay you?

443
00:21:39,473 --> 00:21:41,141
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) And that, little one,

444
00:21:41,224 --> 00:21:43,769
is how Papa gain his freedom.

445
00:21:43,852 --> 00:21:46,313
Now, bonne nuit.

446
00:21:46,396 --> 00:21:49,107
Bonne nuit to you all.

447
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:51,360
(BELLS CHIMING THEME SONG)

448
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,368
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)