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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Delivery boy Philip J. Fry,
reporting for duty.

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Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine.

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(CONTENTED SIGH)

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What is the meaning of this?

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We've got a delivery, people.
Let's move, let's move.

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(WHOOPING)

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Amy, mission profile.

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Interesting.

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Interesting.

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Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag?

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Packed and ready, sir.

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What's this?

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This is the same toy surprise
I got last time.

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(GRUNTS)

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I can't work under these conditions.

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And without me, there is no mission.

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I am the mission.

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We're back from the mission.

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Wha... You went without me?

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You were looking up curse words
in the dictionary.

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It seemed like a better use of your time.

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But... But I'm the delivery boy.

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Don't worry, everything went fine.

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Better than usual.

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We got medals.

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Good work, team.

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We really pulled together on this one.

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Whoo-hoo!

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(CLANKS)

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They got medals.

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I'm real sorry I missed the mission.

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I wasn't there
and you might have needed me.

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Nope.

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- But if I had been there...
- Nope.

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- Li...
- Nope.

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- Bender's great.
- Nope.

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(GROANS)

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Listen, Leela, let me make it up
by taking you out for dinner tonight.

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Nope.

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I've got a date with Chaz.

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Chaz?

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I met him at that
charity cockfight last week.

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He's the mayor's aide.

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Ooh, you go, mutant girl.

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- (TOWEL SNAPS)
- Ooh!

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I do go. He's a very important man.

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So? I'm just as important as him.

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It's just that,
the kind of importance I have,

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it doesn't matter if I don't do it.

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(PURRING)

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(COOING)

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(SIGHS) I'm nobody.

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There are guys in the background
of Mary Worth comics

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who are more important than me.

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Aw, buck up, meatloaf.

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Bender will take you out tonight
and cheer you up.

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What do you want to do?
And I mean anything.

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You have the power.

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Name it and I'm there.

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You the man.

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Well, okay.

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Let's go bowling.

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- Nah.
- (STATIC ON TV)

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Table for two?

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Step right this way.

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I'm afraid we don't have a reservation

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but, um, as you can see,
I'm the mayor's aide.

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Table for two, please.

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Okay, then.

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Bam!

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It's okay, my man.

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I got you covered
on your next health inspection.

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Aw, I really appreciate that,
Mr. Mayor's aide.

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Here you go.

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Compliments of the house.

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Wow, free bread at a restaurant.

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Is there anything you can't do?

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I can't fail the mayor.

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Not ever.

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Oh...

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Oh, geez, better not let Leela see me.

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Hey, I hear Fry.

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Boy, am I glad you're here.

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You are? So things aren't working out
with what's-his-name?

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Actually, they are.

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Confidentially, I might not make it back
to my apartment tonight.

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Could you walk Nibbler for me?

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(STAMMERING)

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And bring a baggie
in case he drops a steamer.

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Have a great night.

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(SNIFFING)

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Oh, no, please, no...

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(THUD)

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Oh, perfect.

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(STRAINING)

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(SIREN BLARES)

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Whoa-ho-ho,
smells like a 2-8-9 in progress.

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Failure to scoop.

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Aw, yeah.

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(PRINTING)

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Wait, I'm trying.

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It weighs as much as a thousand suns.

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(STRAINING)

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Don't worry, Fry.

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I'll pull some strings, see if
I can't get you tried as a juvenile.

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Oh, Chaz.

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(BOTH GIGGLING)

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(SIGHS)

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I'm as worthless as this trash can.

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TRASH CAN: You think
I'm as worthless as you?

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Try catching garbage in your head

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and raising six kids, you dumb townie.

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Oh, Nibbler,
at least I'm important to you.

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Even if it's only
'cause I clean up your poop.

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The poop eradication is but
one aspect of your importance.

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(SHRIEKS)

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(STUTTERS) Did you just talk?

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Indeed.

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And I have other amazing powers as well.

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Like what?

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(GRUNTS)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(WHIRRING)

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(GROANING)

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Are you my mommy?

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Negative.

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(GRUNTING)

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Ooh...

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Welcome, Lord Nibbler.

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Welcome acknowledged.

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I bring with me the Mighty One.

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(SNIFFLING)

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Huh?

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At last, our centuries upon centuries
of waiting have achieved fruition.

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Aw, aren't you a fuzzy wittle guy.

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(PURRING)

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Stop that!

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Uh, please.

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Your Mightiness.

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Mightiness? Are you off your nut?

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I just got kidnapped
by a bunch of guinea pigs.

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(GASPING AND CHATTERING)

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- Does he not know?
- He does not know.

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- He knows not?
- Knows not does he.

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- Not he knows...
- Enough!

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Fry, it is my duty to inform you

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that the fate of humanity,
the fate of our race,

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indeed, the fate of all that
exists and ever will exist

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rests with you.

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You are the single most important person
in the universe.

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Oh, snap.

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On this auspicious occasion,

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let the Horn of Eternity
cut a thunderous blast.

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(WEAK TRUMPETING)

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(WHIRRING)

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The feast of a thousand beasts is begun.

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(CHEWING AND CHOMPING)

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(BURPING)

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- You gonna eat that?
- Maybe later.

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(WHIRRING)

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The time has come to discuss matters
of the gravest importance.

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Fry, do you remember some months ago

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when Earth was attacked by flying brains?

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Hmm... I remember
the square-dancing stomachs,

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although that might have been
a Mylanta commercial.

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Wait, the brains! I do remember.

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But no one else does.
They said I was crazy.

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On the contrary.

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You remember because
you were the only one immune

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to the brains' mental attack.

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Because I'm so smart?

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Oh, my.

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Anyway, your immunity is due to the fact

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that you lack the delta brain wave.

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(GRUNTING)

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It's a genetic abnormality which resulted

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when you went back in time
and performed certain actions

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which made you your own grandfather.

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I did do the nasty in the past-y.

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Verily.

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And that past-nastification
is what shields you from the brains.

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You are the last hope of the universe.

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So I really am important?

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How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

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Yes.

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Except, the Dave Matthews Band
doesn't rock.

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NIBBLER: For a thousand years,

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the evil brains have been
constructing the "Info-Sphere,"

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a giant memory bank twice the size
of three ordinary memory banks.

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What's so evil about that?

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They plan to collect
all the information in the universe

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and store it within the sphere.

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- So they're trying to learn things?
- Right.

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Those bastards!

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Being brains, they feel compelled
to know everything.

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And soon they will.

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I'm as mad as I've ever been!

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Once their task is complete,

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they will ensure that
no new information arises

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in the only way possible,

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by destroying the universe.

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Now it's personal.

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Your mission is to infiltrate
the Info-Sphere

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and plant this Quantum Interphase Bomb,

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blasting them into an alternate universe

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from which there is no return.

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Then, outrun the blast
on this Scooty-Puff, Jr.

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(CLACKING)

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(DISCORDANT CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay, let's go through this
once more from the start...

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(YELPS)

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Brains!

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Fear not, Mighty One.

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Your missing brain wave
makes you invisible to them

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so long as you avoid intense thinking.

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Sorry, what?

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I wasn't paying attention.

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- That is most wise.
- Who?

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In a few seconds,
the brains will finish scanning

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the last bits of information
in the universe.

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"Beavers mate for life."

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"Eleven greater than four."

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"For quality carpets,
visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse."

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(BEEPING)

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Now the Info-Sphere will open
its protective crust

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so as to scan itself,

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completing its thousand-year task.

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This is your one chance
to enter the Sphere.

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Scoot! Scoot now!

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(REVVING)

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(GASPS)

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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

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(GROANING AND SPITTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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I'm at the input console.

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I'm a little nervous,
and I've got brain in my butt crack.

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Roger.

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Once you press the detonator,

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you will have 60 seconds
for an exciting escape.

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Hey, wait.

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This brain knows everything
about everything, right?

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It will soon.

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That's why you're supposed
to be setting off a bomb.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I can't pass up a chance
to learn the answers

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to the greatest questions of all time.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Is it true that postage stamp
glue is made of...

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Correct. Toad mucus!

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(CHOKING CROAK)

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There's no time for this.
Activate the bomb.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What really killed the dinosaurs?

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Me!

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COMPUTER: Unauthorized data access.

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(ALARM SOUNDING)

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(GASPING)

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(DISCORDANT CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BOING)

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Uh-oh.

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Detecting trace amounts
of mental activity.

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Possibly a dead weasel
or a cartoon viewer.

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(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)

267
00:12:09,238 --> 00:12:11,531
Ew, gross. Cut it out.

268
00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:14,701
Odd. He is immune to our psionic attack.

269
00:12:14,785 --> 00:12:17,913
Impossible. We're an ambitious young squad
with everything to prove.

270
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:22,000
It appears we are in
the presence of the fabled one.

271
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:25,379
But without his Scooty-Puff, Jr.,
he cannot escape.

272
00:12:25,462 --> 00:12:27,547
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)

273
00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:28,632
Huh?

274
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,217
A Quantum Interface Bomb?

275
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,552
Are you insane in the membrane?

276
00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:33,470
You got it, Poindexter.

277
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:34,638
(BEEPS)

278
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:40,352
(HOWLING) Not good!

279
00:12:40,435 --> 00:12:43,981
Detonation in T-minus 60 Earth seconds.

280
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,191
(ALARM SOUNDING)

281
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,317
You fool!

282
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:49,820
You'll be transported
to the other universe with us,

283
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,572
trapped there for all eternity!

284
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,616
And we'll form a tightly-knit clique
that you won't be part of.

285
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,869
Well, at least I did one
important thing with my life.

286
00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:00,038
Leading good to victory over evil!

287
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:01,206
- Hurray!
- Yeah!

288
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,291
Exactly!

289
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,418
The Nibblonians, good?

290
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:08,005
Ha! During your last moments
in this universe,

291
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,215
perhaps you should query our database

292
00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:14,011
concerning the night of December 31, 1999.

293
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,138
The day I got frozen? What about it?

294
00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:18,432
No. Uh, don't ask about that.

295
00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:20,392
It would be, uh, boring.

296
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:21,476
Ah, forget it, then.

297
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,104
- Query!
- Okay. Sheesh.

298
00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:29,318
What happened to me, Philip J. Fry,
on the night of December 31, 1999?

299
00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:30,986
Clarification request.

300
00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:33,113
Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth

301
00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:36,450
or the Philip J. Fry from
Hovering Squid World 97-A?

302
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,535
Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up.

303
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:45,542
Hello?

304
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,003
Pizza delivery for, uh...

305
00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:50,005
(READING)

306
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:51,465
Oh, crud.

307
00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:54,176
Ugh, I can't believe how fat I look.

308
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,762
(BLARING)

309
00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:00,057
Aah, Nibbler's there.

310
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,141
Wait, what!

311
00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,226
(BLOWS)

312
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,145
(FRY YELLING)

313
00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:07,773
What the... (GASPING)

314
00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:11,777
I... I don't understand.

315
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,987
You made me go in the freezer tube?

316
00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:17,199
COMPUTER:
Detonation in T-minus 15 seconds.

317
00:14:17,282 --> 00:14:18,742
You little runts froze me.

318
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,118
You took away my life.

319
00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:21,245
We can explain.

320
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,705
No, you can't! Shut your adorable trap!

321
00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:24,998
We had no choice.

322
00:14:25,082 --> 00:14:27,334
You were the only one who could help us.

323
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:31,380
What is one life
weighedagainst the entire universe?

324
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:34,216
But it was my life. (SNIFFLES)

325
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:37,928
COMPUTER: Detonation in two, one...

326
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,180
Will the owner
of a white Pontiac Firebird...

327
00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:41,807
Oh, never mind. Zero!

328
00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,396
(CREAKING)

329
00:14:54,778 --> 00:14:56,029
(CREAKING)

330
00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,325
Well, here we are.

331
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:01,785
Trapped for eternity.

332
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,620
We could sing American Pie.

333
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:06,331
Go ahead. I deserve it. (SNIFFLES)

334
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:09,626
I wish those stupid raccoons had
never brought me to the future.

335
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:12,629
I have shocking data relevant
to this conversation!

336
00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:15,465
We don't care, you dope.
We're in another universe.

337
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:16,884
You're not in charge anymore.

338
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:19,136
It is possible for the Philip Fry

339
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,598
to resume his life on December 31, 1999.

340
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:24,600
Really? I can go back in time?

341
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:25,934
(HIGH-PITCHED TONES WHINE)

342
00:15:26,018 --> 00:15:27,936
There is a nexus point between universes

343
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,772
at the space-time where you
entered the cryogenic tube.

344
00:15:30,856 --> 00:15:33,442
You, and only you, can return there.

345
00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:35,068
Interesting.

346
00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:38,989
You could stop the Nibblonian
from pushing you into the cryogenic tube.

347
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,657
That is interesting.

348
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:41,825
Why?

349
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:44,411
It will be as if you never came
to the future.

350
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:48,165
You will have your life back,
and we will succeed in our plan

351
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,751
to understand and destroy the universe.

352
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,252
Everybody wins.

353
00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:54,546
The human will be returned to the past.

354
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,089
NARRATOR: Meanwhile...

355
00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:58,800
I love rocket skating.

356
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:01,136
But the wait is always so long.

357
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:04,806
Poor Fry once stood on line six hours
just to get me a ticket.

358
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:08,477
Six hours? Pfft.
Sounds like a real nobody.

359
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:13,148
But now it's time for somebody,
and some chick he's with, to go skating.

360
00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:14,816
(GASPS)

361
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:17,945
You reserved the whole rink?

362
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:21,281
Yep. Buzzed ahead,
let them know whose aide was coming by.

363
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,116
The mayor's, that's whose.

364
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,576
Oh, Chaz!

365
00:16:25,327 --> 00:16:26,578
Mm...

366
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:37,130
Mr. Vogel? I thought we was going skating.

367
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:39,341
No, we're not important enough.

368
00:16:39,424 --> 00:16:40,926
Everybody just hold hands

369
00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:43,136
until the bus driver
comes back from his haircut.

370
00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:47,015
Aw, let's let those kids skate with us.

371
00:16:47,099 --> 00:16:48,809
What, seriously?

372
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,310
I'm trying to impress you
with my clout here.

373
00:16:50,394 --> 00:16:52,312
I know, and it's working.

374
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,982
But think how much
skating would mean to those kids.

375
00:16:55,065 --> 00:16:57,568
We came here instead of eating today.

376
00:16:57,651 --> 00:17:01,196
This might be their only chance
to skate here their whole lives.

377
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,656
Who are we to say they can't?

378
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:05,492
The mayor's aide, and this badge.

379
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,743
Beat it, kids!

380
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,579
Come back when you got connections!

381
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:11,707
All right, little ones.

382
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,208
Back to the Orphanarium.

383
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,460
You can slide around
the gym in your socks.

384
00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:17,004
What socks?

385
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:20,465
So, am I going
to get lucky tonight, or what?

386
00:17:21,091 --> 00:17:22,885
(BLUBBERING)

387
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,894
I hope your calculations are correct.

388
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:36,064
Our calculations are always correct,
for we are gigantic brains.

389
00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:38,066
Initiate space-time transfer.

390
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,945
(GRUNTING)

391
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,489
(MOANING)

392
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:46,283
(POPS)

393
00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:48,827
(SHIP HORN BLARING)

394
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:56,376
I hereby place an order
for one cheese pizza.

395
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,129
MAN: One pie, nothing good on it. Name?

396
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,632
I, period, C, period, Wiener.

397
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:04,676
Uh, talk a little louder.

398
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,429
It sounds like you got some kind
of tiny head on you or something.

399
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,935
(DOOR OPENS)

400
00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:18,774
Hello?

401
00:18:18,857 --> 00:18:20,859
Pizza delivery for, uh...

402
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:22,402
"I.C. Wiener"?

403
00:18:23,028 --> 00:18:24,363
Oh, crud.

404
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:27,699
- Gotcha!
- (SCREAMS)

405
00:18:28,492 --> 00:18:29,660
I don't understand.

406
00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:30,786
Yes, you do.

407
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,288
You came back in time
to knock me into that freezer,

408
00:18:33,372 --> 00:18:35,207
and now I came back in time to stop you.

409
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,000
I did not come back in time.

410
00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:38,669
My people lack that ability.

411
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:40,545
But I know you in the future.

412
00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:41,713
I cleaned your poop.

413
00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:43,090
Quite possible.

414
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:45,676
We live long and are celebrated poopers.

415
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:48,095
You will meet me
when I'm a thousand years older.

416
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:49,972
Not if you don't freeze me.

417
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:56,353
Please. Our sages foresee
that in a thousand years,

418
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,856
for one moment, the fate
of the universe will depend on you.

419
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:04,403
Since you will not live that long,
I must freeze you now.

420
00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:06,113
Well, why couldn't you just ask me?

421
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,906
We were afraid you would refuse.

422
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,117
Of course not. I love the future.

423
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,451
(CHOKING)

424
00:19:11,535 --> 00:19:13,412
Then why are you choking me right now?

425
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:16,331
Because I don't like being used.

426
00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,792
Well, now it's your choice.

427
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,253
Is there nothing in the future
worth saving?

428
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,297
Hmm... Leela.

429
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,382
But she doesn't think much of me.

430
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,010
Ah, she must be the Other.

431
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,303
The... Wha...

432
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:32,806
You must not give up on her.

433
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:36,560
I am stationed on a distant world
known as Vergon 6,

434
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,437
but if you return to the future,

435
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,565
I will transfer to Earth
to give you what help I can.

436
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,443
- (SLURPS)
- CROWD: Ten...

437
00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:47,529
You really think I would've
had a chance with Leela?

438
00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:49,364
- You must choose.
- CROWD: ...seven, six...

439
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:51,241
The present or the future.

440
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:54,369
To save yourself or save Leela.

441
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:55,537
CROWD: ...two, one.

442
00:19:56,622 --> 00:19:58,040
(BLARING)

443
00:19:58,123 --> 00:19:59,124
(BLOWS)

444
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,918
(FRY YELLING)

445
00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:06,590
Yes! Here I come, future.

446
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,883
Oh, no. Wait!

447
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:10,427
I'm going to get trapped
in the Info-Sphere again.

448
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,056
Just remember
that Scooty-Puff, Jr. sucks...

449
00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:16,141
(VOICE FADING)

450
00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,727
In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.

451
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,188
NARRATOR: And so, a thousand years later,

452
00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:24,316
Fry once again infiltrated the Info-Sphere

453
00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:26,902
and set off his amazing bomb.

454
00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:28,904
Only this time...

455
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,572
(CREAKING)

456
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,297
Thank you for saving the universe, Fry.

457
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:48,882
Here.

458
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:52,261
Wow, thanks.
If you ever need a savior again, just ask.

459
00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:55,097
Oh, we will.

460
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,515
We will.

461
00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:02,271
Man, I can't wait to tell
everyone what happened.

462
00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:05,732
Yes. Incidentally,
I need to remain undercover

463
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,776
so I'm blanking your memory.

464
00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:13,991
Huh. Did everything just taste purple
for a second?

465
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:17,160
Oh, well. Let's go home,
you dumb poop machine.

466
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:19,246
(JABBERING)

467
00:21:22,249 --> 00:21:24,167
Bender, would you do the honors?

468
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,335
With gusto.

469
00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:26,753
(BURPING)

470
00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:32,467
Hey, Leela.

471
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,595
I guess I got this for you.

472
00:21:34,678 --> 00:21:36,597
Oh. Thank you.

473
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,266
You know what, Fry?

474
00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:42,561
I don't care if you're not
the most important person in the universe.

475
00:21:42,644 --> 00:21:45,397
It really makes me happy
to see you right now.

476
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,483
Then I am the most important person
in the universe.

477
00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:55,365
Yes!

478
00:21:57,451 --> 00:21:59,453
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)