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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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FARNSWORTH: Oh, Lordy Lou! Help!

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- Ooh! Ah!
- (BENDER SNORING)

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(SHOUTING) I know you've rejected me
a lot before,

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but frankly, I wasn't sure
we were right for each other, either.

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But now I am, so how about a date tonight?

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Sorry, I think I, uh,
I think I left my toaster on.

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FARNSWORTH: Buddha! Zeus!

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God! One of you guys, do something!

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Come on, Leela.

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What's the real reason
you won't go out with me?

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Help, Satan, you owe me!

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Look, um, I'm embarrassed to admit this,

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but you've forced me to.

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I can't go out tonight because...

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(YELLING STOPS)

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I have sweaty boot rash!

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No spluh. Why do you think

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I'm sitting over here
in the stink-free zone?

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(LAUGHS)

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So, will you go out with me?

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Good news, everyone.

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I'm still technically alive. Yes.

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But I need you to dispose
of this crazy-ass experiment

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that almost killed me.

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You'll have to throw it
into the sun itself

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for only the thermonuclear
inferno of the sun

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has enough energy to ensure
its total destruction.

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I could hit it with a shovel.

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That's not good enough.

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This one time, I pounded a guy

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into the ground
like a stake with a shovel.

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Yes, yes.

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So what's in the box already?

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No peeking!

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(GASPING)

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I don't know what's in there,

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but I'm sure our minds
would be unable to comprehend it.

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Oh! You hurt my collator!

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I don't care.

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Listen well.

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No matter what happens,
no matter how great your curiosity,

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you are forbidden to look in this box.

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Forbidden!

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Pretty tantalizing, though.

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Whatever's in there,
it's the only thing I've ever wanted.

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In my experience, boxes are usually empty,

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or maybe with a little cheese
stuck to the top,

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and one time, pepperoni.

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What a day that was!

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(WARBLING SCREAM)

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Give me the box!

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Scram, you lousy green snakes!

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(ALL YELLING)

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Here, Leela, take this
and use it to shoot those guys.

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Right. If they try to look in the box.

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Whatever.

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Let's just forget about the box.

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The professor said to stay away.

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Fry, how can you be so naive?

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He was joking. Get it?

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No.

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That's what makes it so funny.

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(LAUGHS)

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Okay, he wasn't joking.

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Now shut up and follow me.

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(STEAM HISSING)

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FRY: Ow, it's hot.

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The butter in my pocket is melting.

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(WHIRRING)

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(SNORING)

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(BENDER CHUCKLES)

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(VOCALIZING) Yup.

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(GROANING)

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We thank you, Bender,
for the gift we are about to receive.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Tangled-up Christmas lights.

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We can take shifts untangling them.

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And unlabeled booze.

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Wide mouth, too.

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(BENDER GULPING)

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(FRY GRUNTING)

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That ought to keep those dopes occupied.

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I can guard the real box in peace
now that no one's curious about it.

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(HUMMING)

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(FORCED HUMMING)

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(CLOCK TICKING)

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Well, I got through the night
and no one looked in the box,

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not even me, the person
who gave up her whole evening

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to watch it.

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A whole evening of TV gone.

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What a mockery of justice
that I can't take even a little tiny peek.

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(SIGHS) I need coffee.

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Okay, heads, I look. Tails, I don't.

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Heads!

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I mean, all right, then.

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No. I have a duty not to look.

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Then again, I promised the coin I would.

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Oh, it's deep.

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Deeper than a small box should be.

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(YELLS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Ouch! My lawyer will hear about this.

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- FRY: Leela, what have you done?

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Nothing. What do you mean,
why was I looking in the box?

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I meant you hair. It's all differenty.

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Bender, is that you?

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You know it. Large and in charge.

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Leela? Oh...

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There's a woman for you.

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Always dyeing her hair
instead of not looking in a box.

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I didn't dye my hair.

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This is how I always look.

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No, that's how you always look.

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(BOTH GASP)

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This throws my entire perception
of reality into question.

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Clone, robot or long-lost twin?

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Taking all bets.

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I also offer video poker.

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It's some guy wearing a Leela costume.

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Get him.

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Hold it. You have this all wrong.

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I just fell into the box
and then I fell out somehow.

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You shut up, sir.

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No, wait. I've got it.

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I know what's in the box.

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Oh, I've been as dumb as Fry.

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Am not.

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It contains a parallel universe!

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And when you create a parallel universe,

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it's almost always
populated by evil twins.

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Now, look, I am not evil.

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My loan officer said so.

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Oh, you'd like us to believe that
wouldn't you, Leela?

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Or should I say, Evilla?

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Aw, this is awful.

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Somewhere there's
a more evil Bender than me.

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I do my best, damn it!

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Leela, the good Leela,

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I want you
to snoop around the other universe

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and find out how evil they are.

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Here.

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I tell you, they're not evil.
But don't be confused, they are jerks.

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(GRUNTS)

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DR. ZOIDBERG: Hello.

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LEELA B: Hi-ya!
DR. ZOIDBERG: Ow!

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Come out of your universe
with your hands up.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Oh, wow, it's like that drug trip
I saw in that movie

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when I was on that drug trip.

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Astonishing!

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I must have created a parallel universe.

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Baldercrap! I created your universe.

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All you created was my fist
parallel to your face.

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Ow.

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Look, it doesn't matter who created what.

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The important thing is...

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Hi-ya!

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(WHISPERING) We're exactly the same.

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I know all her moves.

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Therefore, I've got the upper hand.

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BOTH: Hi-ya! Ow!

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Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence
never solved anything.

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Let's recap what's happened so far.

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As you can see, I accidentally created
a box containing your universe.

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While I, in a simultaneous blunder,

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created a box containing your universe.

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This is getting confusing.

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Why don't we call
our universe "Universe A"

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and this universe "Universe B"?

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Hey, why can't we be "Universe A"?

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LEELA B: Yeah!

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FRY B: Yeah!
DR. ZOIDBERG B: It's the best letter!

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We called it first.

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Besides, this place kind of feels
like a "B," you know?

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All right, you can be crummy "Universe A"

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and we'll be "Universe One."

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Or "The Mongooses."
That's a cool team name.

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"The Fighting Mongooses."

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Wait a second.

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If everyone is identical
why did our Leela look into the box

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and your Leela didn't?

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Well, to be honest, I tossed a coin.

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It came up tails, so I didn't look.

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That's weird.

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Mine came up heads, so I did.

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Interesting.

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Apparently, the key difference
between our universes

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is that coin flips have opposite outcomes.

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That explains Fruity here.

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I tossed a coin to pick my finish.

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Foghat Gray.

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Hey, bite my glorious golden ass.

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You people and your
slight differences disgust me.

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I'm going home.

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Where's that blue box
with our universe in it?

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Oh, you'd like to get back
to your evil universe, wouldn't you,

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and destroy your box
with our universe inside it?

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Nonsense.

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I would never do such a thing

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unless you were already having
been going to do that.

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Wha...

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You heard me.

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In any case, I've hidden the box,

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and it will remain hidden
until I'm convinced you're not evil.

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Everyone, keep an eye
on your evil counterpart.

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And you all do the same.

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Um, can Fry and I watch
our parallel selves together?

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We have plans tonight.

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You guys are dating?

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Oh, no, no.

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We're married.

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(SMOOCHING)

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I got my eye on you, boy.

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Don't even think about it, lunch pail.

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You'd be dead before you hit the ground.

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Good point.

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What do you say we just hit a strip joint?

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I was waiting for one of us to say that.

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(BOTH CHEERING)

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Bender A, you're a prince among robots.

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Can you forgive me for distrusting you?

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Aw, I can't stay mad at
what is essentially me.

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I love me.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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This is so great!

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I always wanted an imaginary friend.

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I'm not imaginary, I'm parallel.

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We're exactly the same,
right down to the...

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Splech! Is that pink nail polish?

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Is that not pink nail polish?

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The professor's right, you are evil,

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and shallow.

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I am not evil.

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So, Fry, Leela,
how'd you two get together?

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Funny story.

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I asked Leela out a million times
but she just kept rejecting me.

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I'd make up stuff like
"I have sweaty boot rash"

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or "I have to meet the president."

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(CHUCKLING)

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Oh, man, you never heard such excuses.

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But, like a dope, I believed her.

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Looking back on it now,
it's kind of funny.

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It sure is.

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Right, Leela? Funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Then one night, when Fry asked me out,

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the only excuse I could think of
involved ghosts.

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I knew he wouldn't buy it.

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So, I did what I always do
in those situations.

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Oh, Lord.

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I flipped a coin.

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It came up heads and we went out.

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You mean, you flipped a coin, too,
and it was tails?

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So, that's why you said
you had to meet that ghost.

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You really missed out on something, Leela.

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That date was magical.

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One year later, I gave Leela
a diamond scrunchy

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and we were married.

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Ooh...

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One year later, I got beat up
at a Neil Diamond concert

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00:11:55,305 --> 00:11:56,890
by a guy named Scrunchy.

262
00:11:59,309 --> 00:12:00,435
(BOTH GRUNTING)

263
00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:05,983
Well, that was pointless.

264
00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,777
Say, I hope you won't
think it "evil" of me

265
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,571
to ask how you got
that stylish head wound.

266
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,282
Oh, this old thing?

267
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:16,994
I was experimenting to see
if I could remove my own brain.

268
00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:19,496
Of course. I had the same idea.

269
00:12:19,579 --> 00:12:21,957
I flipped a coin to decide
if I should proceed

270
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,166
but it came up tails.

271
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,293
So, I didn't.

272
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,627
How'd it go?

273
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,714
Well, getting the brain out
was the easy part.

274
00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:31,633
The hard part was getting the brain out.

275
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,010
(CRAZY LAUGHTER)

276
00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:34,303
(CHUCKLING) Oh, you.

277
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,722
(FLIES BUZZING)

278
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:38,932
So, tell me about yourself.

279
00:12:39,016 --> 00:12:40,350
Well, don't look into it,

280
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:43,061
but I'm a respected
internal medicine doctor.

281
00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:44,688
Ooh, a can!

282
00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:47,482
(SLURPING LOUDLY)

283
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,986
As for me, I design mansions,
then live in them.

284
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,780
(SOBBING) I'm lying.

285
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:56,033
I'm an appalling failure.

286
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:58,410
(SOBBING) Me, too.

287
00:12:58,493 --> 00:12:59,911
A big fat one.

288
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:01,330
And those coworkers,

289
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,915
always looking down on us Zoidbergs.

290
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,834
What are they, from Nob Hill?

291
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:09,212
They're all like,
"Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg.

292
00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,048
"Put on pants, Zoidberg.

293
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:13,508
"Don't touch our fancy box, Zoidberg."

294
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,594
Ooh, that box!

295
00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:16,803
Too good for us, is it?

296
00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:20,641
Bah! Someday they'll watch
from down in the gutter, they will,

297
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,810
as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.

298
00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:29,691
You know, maybe a certain blue lobster
saw where Professor hid the box.

299
00:13:30,817 --> 00:13:32,569
(BOTH CHUCKLING DEVIOUSLY)

300
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,784
Good news, everyones.

301
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,869
After carefully reading the scriptures,

302
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,705
we've concluded that none of us are evil.

303
00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:46,875
Yes, the Bible is the real "good news."

304
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,754
Anyhow, you're all free
to go back to your own universe.

305
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:53,048
What's going on here?

306
00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:55,634
Why aren't you all out
destroying the professor's box?

307
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,344
Hermes, aren't you curious

308
00:13:57,427 --> 00:13:59,096
about the fact
that there's two of everybody?

309
00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,390
No. Now, like my granny used to say

310
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,059
back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay,

311
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,395
"If you want a box hurled into the sun,

312
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,063
"you got to do it yourself."

313
00:14:08,146 --> 00:14:09,731
Your granny can go to hell.

314
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,234
I've hidden the box so no one can destroy

315
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,820
the home universe
of my handsome friend here.

316
00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:16,113
Oh, go on.

317
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:17,364
Wait a second.

318
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:18,865
If your Hermes was

319
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:21,952
about to destroy the box
containing our universe...

320
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,246
Then your Hermes...

321
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,081
Oh, my.

322
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:28,166
NARRATOR: And sure enough...

323
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,918
(HERMES HUMMING)

324
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,461
Like Granny said,

325
00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:33,505
"If you want a box hurled into the sun,

326
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,132
"you got to do it yourself."

327
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,552
God rest her zombie bones.

328
00:14:42,222 --> 00:14:44,683
LEELA B: So we go back through the box
and stop Hermes.

329
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:49,062
Right. Good thing Professor B there
hid it in the coelacanth tank.

330
00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:51,815
No one but a crazy lobster
would look there.

331
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,901
It's gone!

332
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,031
All hail Zoidberg,

333
00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:00,574
the king with the box.

334
00:15:00,657 --> 00:15:03,035
(LOUD SMOOCHING)

335
00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:05,120
Now it's my turn maybe?

336
00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,331
The box says no.

337
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,085
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in Universe A,

338
00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:15,881
Hermes A heads toward the sun... A.

339
00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:18,133
"Item one, box."

340
00:15:18,592 --> 00:15:19,676
Check.

341
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,303
"Item two, sun."

342
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,971
(SIZZLING)

343
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,514
Ooh, that's a big check.

344
00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:27,184
Ooh!

345
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,492
If I know parallel Hermes,
he's at the sun by now.

346
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,328
Our universe is doomed!

347
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,748
BOTH: Doomed!

348
00:15:49,831 --> 00:15:52,459
Now, don't give up yet, you crybabies.

349
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:56,964
The box is gone, but we still have
one preposterously slim hope.

350
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:58,674
Is it a kind of hair spray?

351
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,093
No! We must attempt to make

352
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:05,013
another box containing our universe. Doy.

353
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:09,351
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING AND ZAPPING)

354
00:16:10,894 --> 00:16:14,606
(FARNSWORTHS YELLING)

355
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,820
Well, is that your universes in there?

356
00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:21,446
Nope. Too cold.

357
00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:25,575
Hmm. All women.

358
00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:28,203
I'll put this one aside for later.

359
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,789
(LEELA SCREAMING)

360
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,958
Oh, mon, it's hopeless.

361
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,377
We'll never find your universe in time.

362
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,879
Plus, this box is stuck on my fat head.

363
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,215
Yes, it's the apocalypse, all right.

364
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,801
I always thought I'd have a hand in it.

365
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,219
I'm not sad,

366
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,055
because I finally found
someone as great as me.

367
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,141
It's like I always say,

368
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,435
"Make new friends, but keep the old.

369
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:52,978
"One is silver..."

370
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:55,105
(VOICE BREAKING) "And the other's gold."

371
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,857
(LOUD CLUNK)

372
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,650
(BOTH SOBBING)

373
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:02,112
Why with the long faces?

374
00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:04,448
(GASPS) The idiots have the box!

375
00:17:04,531 --> 00:17:06,408
I think she means you.

376
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:07,534
Grab them!

377
00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:09,077
(DR. ZOIDBERGS WHIMPERING)

378
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:14,416
You coward! Wait for me!

379
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,669
(WHOOPING)

380
00:17:21,256 --> 00:17:23,967
Blug! Which one did they go into?

381
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:26,136
Oh, let's all ask each other!

382
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,221
That'll solve this problem!

383
00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:30,599
We'll each have to search a universe.

384
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:34,853
Everyone grab a length of wire first
so you can find your way back.

385
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,534
(BOTH WHOOPING)

386
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,788
Hello?

387
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,706
Did you see two smelly lobsters?

388
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,459
We didn't see anything...

389
00:17:58,335 --> 00:17:59,503
Ever.

390
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:06,051
Yo, uh, did two shellfish in scrubs go by?

391
00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:07,552
- Hell, no.
- Shut up.

392
00:18:07,636 --> 00:18:09,137
Beat it, jerk!

393
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,311
Uh, have you robot versions of you guys

394
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,397
seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?

395
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,024
(MONOTONE) Negative.
Will you go out with me?

396
00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:23,110
Uh, access denied.

397
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:32,119
Hey, pal, look what I snagged
from the leprechaun universe.

398
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,164
Yeah, leprechaun universe is fine,

399
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,042
if you haven't seen pirate universe.

400
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,462
(GASPS) Faith and Begorra!

401
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:45,924
Que?

402
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,344
Quick! Into another box!

403
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,597
There aren't any in this universe,
there aren't.

404
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,682
Hey, you, what with the no boxes?

405
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,517
Baby, they're somewhere.

406
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,477
Everything's, like, somewhere.

407
00:18:57,561 --> 00:18:59,980
Place is kind of au naturel right now.

408
00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:02,816
There they are!

409
00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:03,942
(BOTH GASP)

410
00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:05,110
Gotcha!

411
00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:10,157
Dig it, all of you fitting in this box
is, like, seriously freaked up.

412
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,452
Nonsense! Why, there's
a whole universe in there.

413
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:17,039
Dude, there's a universe in all of us.

414
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,541
Right on, Professor Freaksworth!

415
00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:22,586
Get a job!

416
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:24,838
We've got the box!

417
00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:26,423
Everyone pull your wires!

418
00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:28,800
(GRUNTING AND GASPING)

419
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,639
(ALL YELLING)

420
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:38,226
Hurry! Back to Universe A!

421
00:19:38,393 --> 00:19:40,437
(ALL GRUNTING)

422
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:03,502
(ALL GRUNTING)

423
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:06,129
Hermes! Don't press that button!

424
00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:13,595
Okay.

425
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,933
- Bye, Leela.
- Bye-bye.

426
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:20,519
- So long.
- So long, Your Majesty.

427
00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:28,235
There but for the flip of a coin go we.

428
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:32,614
So, um, Leela, seeing how
the universe wasn't destroyed,

429
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,366
uh, you want to catch an ape fight?

430
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:35,826
You know, together?

431
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:39,538
Well, I guess you deserve one more flip.

432
00:20:42,165 --> 00:20:43,875
So? Heads or tails?

433
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,129
You know, let's just say it's heads.

434
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,091
Ready?

435
00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:55,053
FARNSWORTHS: One, two, three, pull!

436
00:20:57,931 --> 00:20:58,974
There.

437
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:04,187
That space-time eversion
has given us their box, and vice versa.

438
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:07,149
So what you think you just
explained to us is that...

439
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:11,361
Correct! This box contains
our own universe!

440
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,238
(ALL GASP)

441
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:15,073
Sweet honeybee of infinity!

442
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,745
(ALL GRUNTING AND GASPING)

443
00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:25,167
Bender, quit destroying the universe.

444
00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:28,045
But... Oh!

445
00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:32,758
Yes, all that is and ever shall be
is in that box.

446
00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:36,011
And the box itself
is probably worth something, too.

447
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,512
We must cherish it

448
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,474
as we cherish every moment of our lives.

449
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:51,485
(SIGHS)

450
00:21:57,157 --> 00:21:59,159
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)