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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BENDER WHISTLING)

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(BUZZER SOUNDS)

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$10, please.

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Oh, man.

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Sleep, little dumpling.

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I have replaced your mother!

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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

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Aw.

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Oh, my God!

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Robot deely-boppers!

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And there's a robot scratching post!

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You should try it out, Bender.

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Please, I have some dignity.

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(DEELY-BOPPERS SPROINGING)

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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my killbot features Lotus Notes
and a machine gun.

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It is the finest available.

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Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!

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No one calls me that!

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I'm having at you!

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Wernstrom!

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(GRUNTING AND YELLING)

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Such senseless aggression.

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Come on, let's go for a paddleboat ride.

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(BENDER GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

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The secret was scratching
really, really hard!

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(GULPING)

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ANNOUNCER: And now, the woman
who "Mom"- opolizes the robot industry...

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FRY: I get it!

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(ANNOUNCER READS)

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FRY: Oh, now I get it.

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Hello, dearies.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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BENDER: Whoo! I love that old bat!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the 17th year in a row,

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the future of robotics has arrived.

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Boys?

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I give you Robot 1-X!

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Ow!

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Oh.

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(CROWD OOHING AND AAHING)

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(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

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Neat.

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Quite frankly, Robot 1-X

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will put all my previous models to shame.

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Incidentally, would one
of my previous models mind coming up here?

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BENDER: Right here. I'm coming.
Come on, baby. I'll do it.

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Jerk.

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(GRUNTS) Here we go.

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I'm your top-of-the-line, Mom.

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(GULPING)

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Notice that this obsolete robot

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runs on alcohol and emits pollution

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whereas Robot 1-X runs on pollution

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and emits pure oxygen
with a fresh pine scent.

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(HUGE BELCH)

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(SNIFFS) Man, that smells great!

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Now let's see how both robots
do at a typical household task,

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sorting a jar of pocket change.

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Task completed.

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Total value, $4.73 and one Albanian lek.

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Very good, Robot 1-X.

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And you, bending unit?

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Uh, I never got the change.

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(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

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(SOFTLY) Suckers.

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Presenting Mom's Friendly Robots!

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(GRUNTS)

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(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS)

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That new robot is great, huh?

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He sure made me look like a pile of crap.

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Indeed. That's why
I bought one to help around the office.

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(GASPING)

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Let's try him out.

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Robot 1-X, can you clean
Nibbler's stanky litter box?

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I can and will.

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Hey, I could've done that
if you'd asked me!

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I asked you five minutes ago.

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(SMOOCHES)

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You call that a kiss?

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I'll show you!

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Come here, Nibbler!

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(LOUD KISSING NOISES)

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(NIBBLER CHITTERING)

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Oh, look, Bender,
if you want something to do

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stop making out and give us a hand.

88
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Here. Go up on the roof
and install this fake satellite dish

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so we can impress the neighbors.

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Yes, sir! I'm on it!

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Oh, and have Robot 1-X help you.

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Gah!

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(BENDER EXCLAIMS)

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Get out of here, freshman!

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I don't need your help.

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Our owners asked me to assist you.

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Yeah? Well, assist this!

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(GRUNTS)

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(YELLING)

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Help!

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(GROWLS)

102
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When I screamed help, I didn't mean you!

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I apologize.

104
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However, I was able to do your job
before I saved your life.

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(LOUD CLUNKING)

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Don't mind me.

107
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I'm just saving you the trouble
of throwing me away.

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Spleesh! Mell out, Bender.

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Come watch some TV.

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(GRUNTING)

111
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I can't. I'm stuck in the can.

112
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Well, ask Robot 1-X to pull you out.

113
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Never!

114
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Why can't you accept his help?

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I hate him!

116
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But he's just a tool
to make your life easier.

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Like a socket wrench or a burglar's kit.

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I can't ask for his help because...

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Yes?

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(WHISPERS) I'm scared of him.

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, sorry.

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Well, then, there's only one solution.

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You need an upgrade to make you

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compatible with
Robot 1-X's new technology.

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(GASPS) An upgrade?

127
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But I thought we all agreed I was perfect!

128
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Fry, didn't we agree I was perfect?

129
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Oh, yeah, no, you're pretty perfect.

130
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"Pretty" perfect?

131
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So, you do think I need an upgrade.

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Yes, for God's sakes, yes!

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Fine. I'll be back in a few days.

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Man, I hate those new 1-X robots.

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I'd like to stab 'em.

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Give 'em some of these!

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(GRUNTING AND YELLING)

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Yeah! Right on, nutcake!

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Parole officer says I got to upgrade

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or he won't give me back
my stabbin' knife.

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But it's no big.

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I bate those 1-Xs so much,

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I know it won't affect me.

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(WHIRRING)

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Death to the 1-X robots!

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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

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I love those magnificent 1-X robots!

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The 1-X robots are my friends.

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(STAMMERS) Wait! What happened
to your enthusiasm for stabbing them?

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I'm past that.

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Later, blood!

152
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It's like he's not him anymore.

153
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You took away his robo-humanity!

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- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- (SCREAMING)

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I changed my mind!

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(GRUNTS)

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(BENDER YELLING)

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(BENDER SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

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(SCREAM GROWS LOUDER)

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Ooh!

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(SHOREBIRDS SQUAWKING)

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Yeah, I did it!

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I escaped!

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But to what kind of a life?

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(LOUD SQUAWK)

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I'm too scared to get the upgrade,

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but I can't face my friends
again without it.

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(SOBBING)

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And so, I set sail for unknown shores.

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Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity
on this mechanical mariner!

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Oh, geez.

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

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Boy, what is the deal with the ocean?

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A tropical island, huh?

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Well, I've washed up in worse places.

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Okay, first up, I'm gonna
need to build a shelter.

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There.

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Well, I guess I'll go out for a while.

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Damn! One rock short of rescue.

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(GRUMBLES)

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(FOGHORN SOUND)

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(FOGHORN SOUND SPUTTERS)

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Oop, low on power.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Better fuel up.

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Ah, no!

190
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Guess I'll do what I always do
when I run out of booze.

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(WAILING SOBS)

192
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Okay, don't panic.

193
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I've got these yams.

194
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I'll just make some yam schnapps.

195
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Hmm...

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(BEES BUZZING)

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(ANGRY SNORT)

198
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Hey, I should be mad at you!

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Now turn around.

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(DELIRIOUS MUTTERING)

201
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(BENDER GASPS)

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Beer!

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(STRAINING)

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(QUACKS)

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Ow!

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(WEAK MOANS)

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(WORRIED MUTTERING)

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(JUNGLE DRUMS BEATING)

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Ow!

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(CYMBAL BANGING)

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(GAGGING)

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00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,994
Who are you and why should I care?

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Side A... We're a community
of outdated robots

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who refused to upgrade and came here...

215
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Side B ...to live a simpler existence

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free of technology.

217
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A working cartridge unit?

218
00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:31,805
Wow, you guys went obsolete years ago.

219
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Your mother.

220
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What Cartridge Unit means

221
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is the very things that make us obsolete
also make us unique.

222
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I, for example, need to keep
refilling my water wheel

223
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or I'll power down forever.

224
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(CREAKS)

225
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Oh, God, I'll never make it this time!

226
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This is the end!

227
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Anyway, we like it here.

228
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Like you have a choice.

229
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,456
So what's your problem?

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Not enough...

231
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Memory?

232
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,419
Oh, great. Now I remember that word,

233
00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:04,171
but I forgot my wife's face.

234
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:07,758
Oh, God, no! I want to live!

235
00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,218
(WATER SPLASHING)

236
00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:13,263
If you'd like,
you're welcome to join our society.

237
00:12:13,347 --> 00:12:16,141
Look, no offense, but I need technology,

238
00:12:16,225 --> 00:12:19,311
especially e-mail and snowmobiles
and television.

239
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Without television,
how will I know what's buzzworthy?

240
00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:23,899
Why would you want to watch TV

241
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when you can watch a snail crawl
for hours on end?

242
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,529
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

243
00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:35,911
Oh, man, he's never going to
make it over that next pebble.

244
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Wait... Wait...

245
00:12:37,663 --> 00:12:39,373
Oh, my God! He made it!

246
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Yeah, way to go!

247
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Whoo-hoo!

248
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That was the greatest thing ever.

249
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Let's party.

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(COUNTRY SONG PLAYING)

251
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I'm all right

252
00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:49,299
(HUMMING ALONG)

253
00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:51,510
Nobody's worried about me...

254
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Yeah, baby, come on!

255
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:54,263
Where did you get that CD?

256
00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:56,306
It's one of my 10 desert island discs.

257
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,183
I never really thought
I'd get to use them,

258
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but look at me now.

259
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:01,937
Ooh, yeah, baby, do that dance.

260
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,814
(SCATTING)

261
00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,148
CDs are unnatural.

262
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,900
Why don't you just listen to the ocean?

263
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,610
Which ocean? That ocean?

264
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(SURF ROARING)

265
00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:16,034
Wow. It's like the Earth making
sweet, salty love to itself

266
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while all the fish groove on it.

267
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:20,038
So much for this garbage.

268
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:23,917
(GRUNTING)

269
00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:26,295
Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard.

270
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:30,799
Bang, bang, bang.

271
00:13:30,883 --> 00:13:34,177
You sure got this life thing figured out,
cymbal-banging monkey.

272
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,973
Hi, Bender.
We know how much you miss technology

273
00:13:38,056 --> 00:13:40,601
so we brought you this washing machine
that drifted ashore.

274
00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:41,810
(GASPS)

275
00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:47,399
Ooh, I'm going to wash my linen so hard...

276
00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:55,699
(CHIRPING)

277
00:13:55,782 --> 00:13:57,951
(SQUAWKING)

278
00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,621
(SNORTING)

279
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:05,834
(GRUNTING)

280
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,294
(WATER SPLASHING)

281
00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:11,173
(GRUNTING)

282
00:14:12,049 --> 00:14:14,009
- I don't understand.
- Huh?

283
00:14:14,092 --> 00:14:17,221
Wretched technology has brought me
nothing but misery.

284
00:14:20,349 --> 00:14:22,559
But, Bender, you are technology.

285
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:25,312
You're the most advanced thing
on this entire island.

286
00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:27,147
Oh, it's true.

287
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:30,192
I am a hideous triumph
of form and function,

288
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,778
but not for long.

289
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,572
- (BANGING)
- BENDER: Ow! Ooh! Ee!

290
00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:36,657
(GIGGLES) Oh!

291
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,825
Oh! Ow, that hurts. Oh, ooh...

292
00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,539
LISA: The downgrade is complete.

293
00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:50,045
Behold my handcrafted purity.

294
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:53,799
The modern world can bite
my splintery, wooden ass.

295
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:57,010
Ah...

296
00:14:57,094 --> 00:15:00,180
Welcome to your new life
of simple tranquility.

297
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,266
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Forget that.

298
00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:05,811
I say the whole world must learn
of our peaceful ways...

299
00:15:05,894 --> 00:15:06,895
By force.

300
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,397
(ALL GASP)

301
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:11,358
What?

302
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:15,904
We're going back to civilization
to wage war on technology!

303
00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:18,407
What?

304
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,956
(SURF ROARING)

305
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,210
BENDER: Row, comrades, row!

306
00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:32,713
We'll soon stage an attack on technology

307
00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:35,549
worthy of being chronicled
in an anthem by Rush.

308
00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:37,718
We've been sailing for three weeks.

309
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:40,137
Maybe I should check
our position with the periscope.

310
00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:42,055
Aye-yo!

311
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:45,767
Mirrors reflecting mirrors!

312
00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,603
Hi-tech sorcery!

313
00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,187
Sorcery, I say!

314
00:15:49,271 --> 00:15:51,940
(GRUNTING)

315
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:54,693
Did you see anything?

316
00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:55,986
Yep, we're there.

317
00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:57,696
Prepare to surface!

318
00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:06,205
And now technology shall taste
the lash of the hickory switch!

319
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,426
(ALL LAUGH)

320
00:16:22,971 --> 00:16:24,264
(GRUNTS)

321
00:16:25,224 --> 00:16:26,642
(GRUNTING)

322
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:45,160
(KIDS CRYING)

323
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:46,828
(CHUCKLES)

324
00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:50,332
Technology is defeated.

325
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:53,502
Let us return to the island
and celebrate by counting rocks.

326
00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:55,295
- Yes!
- Yay!

327
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:56,755
Whoa, whoa.

328
00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:58,966
No one wants to count rocks more than me,

329
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,009
but our mission is not complete.

330
00:17:01,093 --> 00:17:05,556
Not so long as Robot 1-X torments me
with his obvious superiority.

331
00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:07,641
Ready the catapult, Sinclair!

332
00:17:11,562 --> 00:17:12,980
Aim for their power lines.

333
00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:16,483
They're the devil's veins
and electricity is his blood.

334
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:19,861
Bender, if we don't survive the attack,

335
00:17:19,945 --> 00:17:22,030
I want you to know I love you.

336
00:17:22,114 --> 00:17:24,032
Okay, fine. Fire!

337
00:17:30,247 --> 00:17:32,249
Oh, I'm blind!

338
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,209
Professor, we have no power.

339
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:35,836
What do you mean, no power?

340
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:37,379
We're living in the future.

341
00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:39,172
I'd better light some candles.

342
00:17:41,383 --> 00:17:43,093
(ALL GASP)

343
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:47,639
Friends, I've come to free you
from your complicated lives!

344
00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:50,017
Free you from the complicated part,
I mean,

345
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,310
not the lives part.

346
00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:53,562
Oh, Lord, he's made of wood.

347
00:17:53,645 --> 00:17:54,897
What now, Bender?

348
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,481
I got a downgrade.

349
00:17:56,565 --> 00:17:58,692
I'm a steam-powered wooden robot

350
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,569
just as nature intended.

351
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:03,530
Therefore, I must kill Robot 1-X.

352
00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:05,073
That's just stupid.

353
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,785
Does Mr. Bender wish me to destroy myself?

354
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:11,747
(GRUNTS) I don't need your charity.

355
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,583
Target Robot 1-X and fire.

356
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:15,876
(CATAPULT CLACKS)

357
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:19,338
(STONE WHISTLING)

358
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:30,474
You wanged my ship,
you walnut-paneled idiot!

359
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,059
Try again, Sinclair!

360
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:34,228
I said target Robot 1-X.

361
00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:36,813
Who's Robot 1-X? Launching!

362
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,232
(CATAPULT CLACKS)

363
00:18:38,315 --> 00:18:40,943
(STONE WHISTLING)

364
00:18:41,944 --> 00:18:44,988
So, I guess everything worked out fine.

365
00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:47,074
(SCREAMING)

366
00:18:49,535 --> 00:18:50,744
(ALL YELLING)

367
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:53,163
Great, now we're being crushed.

368
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,419
Help us, wooden Bender!

369
00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:04,883
(ALL SCREAM)

370
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,593
Ah! Those guys hate fire!

371
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:08,136
I got to do something.

372
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,522
What the... Termites?

373
00:19:18,981 --> 00:19:21,525
Well, I don't need legs
to save my friends.

374
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:24,069
I'll just use the old extenso-matic arms.

375
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:29,658
Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive!

376
00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:31,451
Also, we're dying!

377
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:32,661
I'm a-coming.

378
00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:34,663
(GRUNTING)

379
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:43,922
Ow! Lousy primitive body!

380
00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:46,925
Oh, why didn't I get that upgrade?

381
00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:48,927
I'm an outdated piece of junk.

382
00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:51,346
Sir, might I recommend...

383
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,723
You shut up!

384
00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:55,767
No, wait. I can use you
as a tool to save my friends

385
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:57,394
and I'll still be the hero

386
00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:59,521
who everyone says how great he was.

387
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:00,731
How may I help you?

388
00:20:00,814 --> 00:20:02,774
Ah! Save my friends!

389
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,693
Ah! And Zoidberg!

390
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:07,863
(WHIRRING)

391
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:11,116
(WHOOSHING)

392
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,538
(ALL SIGH)

393
00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:20,375
Look, my hair got singed
into an even cuter do.

394
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:21,668
Hey, where's Bender?

395
00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:22,920
BENDER: Down here.

396
00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:25,172
(GASPS)

397
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:26,590
I'm so sorry, guys.

398
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,383
I never meant to hurt you.

399
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:31,220
Just to destroy everything
you ever believed in.

400
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:35,015
Well, at least you saved us from, uh, you.

401
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:38,852
Thank God you finally overcame
your incompatibility with Robot 1-X.

402
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:41,271
Oh, yeah, we were totally in sync.

403
00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:42,814
I was, like, "Save them."

404
00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:44,691
And he was all, "No problem."

405
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:46,068
And then he did it.

406
00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:47,569
This new technology is great.

407
00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:50,614
I love those magnificent 1-X robots.

408
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:53,200
The 1-X robots are my friends.

409
00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:57,037
(WHIMPERS) It's like his personality
is totally different now.

410
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,581
Oh, maybe this upgrade
isn't such a good idea.

411
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:03,460
I'd like to give Robot 1-X
a big smooch on the...

412
00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:05,295
Hey, what's the dealio?

413
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:06,588
Your upgrade is complete.

414
00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:09,132
But I destroyed the technology
of the world.

415
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:12,469
I ran on the beach and felt
the sand between my foot cups.

416
00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:14,680
Everyone experiences
the upgrade differently.

417
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:20,018
Woof. If that stuff wasn't real,
how can I be sure anything is real?

418
00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:22,980
Is it not possible, nay, probable

419
00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:25,274
that my whole life is just a product

420
00:21:25,357 --> 00:21:27,943
of my or someone else's imagination?

421
00:21:28,026 --> 00:21:29,861
No. Get out. Next.

422
00:21:32,948 --> 00:21:34,658
(SIRENS APPROACHING)

423
00:21:39,037 --> 00:21:42,040
Well, I guess reality is
what you make of it.

424
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:46,128
(WHISTLING JAUNTILY)

425
00:21:46,211 --> 00:21:48,463
Yep. Oh, thanks, baby.

426
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,467
(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

427
00:21:57,222 --> 00:21:59,224
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)