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(CROWD APPLAUDING)

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As Mayor, it is my
deeply tedious pleasure

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to kick off the 83rd
or 84th Annual E-Waste
Recycling Festival!

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(CHEERING)

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Down in front!

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Sorry.
I get aroused in crowds.

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I will now throw out
the ceremonial first dump,

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this old,
inefficient vote-rigger!

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(CHEERING)

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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.

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I'll rest easier not
knowing where they are.

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So long,
overly complicated
Japanese toilet.

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TOILET: Please, not to
throw away. I give you
a happy poopie time.

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Sorry,
you know too much.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.

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Flexo?

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What are you doing
in a hazardous-waste bin?

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Haven't you heard?

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Us bending units
are dangerously outdated.

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We overheat,
we're radioactive,
we cause erectile...

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Who were you talking to?

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No one. Your mama.
Shut up. Take your pick.

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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

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Scoop Chang,
New New York Times

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online podcast
blog comments editor.

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Mr. Mayor, isn't this
e-waste dangerous?

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Not at all, Scoop.

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Not after it's hauled
off to the third world
by an expendable team

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of minimum-wage nobodies.

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Good news, nobodies!

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Greetings, my friends!

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It shan't take long
to strip down your clunker.

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There's nothing wrong
with our clunker.

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Really?
Because we can smelt out
the deadly, deadly chromium

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to make rat poison
and artificial sweeteners.

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No, thanks.
We're delivering e-waste.

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Pity.
We're halfway done.

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This thing is 40% chromium!

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Gentle now. Gentle with
the hover dumpster.

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Ready for processing!

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What smells like
bloody sinuses?

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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,

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safely releasing
the toxins into our air
and drinking water.

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(EXCLAIMS) That's the
worst thing I've ever seen!

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Really?
Then don't look over there.

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Whee!

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Okay, kids.
Let's play "find the shiny."

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(ALL COUGHING)

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That's even more horrific!
Is all the work done
by children?

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No, not the whipping.

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(WHIP CRACKING)

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Granted, we later learned
some positive things
about recycling,

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but a better solution
is to use our electronics

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as long as possible
instead of throwing them out
in the first place.

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I'm gonna start by keeping
my old cell phone,
even if it is outdated.

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Hello, Miss Turanga.
Your call to St. Louis
has gone through.

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Well, let's at least
throw this TV out.

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The batteries in the remote
are getting low.

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No! Put that back
and turn it on!

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I was just trying
to help.

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More on this
breaking puff piece

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after a word
from our sponsor.

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ANNOUNCER:
With the new eyePhone,
you can watch, listen,

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ignore your friends,
stalk your ex,

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00:04:03,395 --> 00:04:05,229
download porno
on a crowded bus,

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00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,982
even check your e-mail
while getting hit by a train.

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00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:10,067
All with the new eyePhone.

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WOMAN: From Mom.

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A new eyePhone?
Forget this junk.

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00:04:14,948 --> 00:04:17,158
Well, this is a fine
how-do-you-do!

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So long!
Sayonara.

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Bye-bye!
Good riddance!

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Yup!
Toodle-oo.

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Come on,
let's buy some
eyePhones online.

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Wait.
I thought we were buying
our eyePhones online.

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We are on line.

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But I thought
the Mom Store
was across town.

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It is across town.

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But I thought...
Stop thinking, Fry!

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I feel like
a mindless zombie.

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I wish I knew how long
we've been waiting.

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The eyePhone has
an app for that!

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Is there an app
for kissing my
shiny metal ass?

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Several!

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Ooh!

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No, the light!
I guess I'm off to hell.

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That's the store, Professor.

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(POP SONG PLAYING)

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Wow! It's that
obscure underground song

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that's constantly
playing everywhere.

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Hello, dearies.
Welcome to the Mom Store.

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The new eyePhones
are in short supply,
so please form an orderly...

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Out of the way!
I need...

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Move!

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Are there any left?

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There may be one.

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Okay, it's $500,
you have no
choice of carrier,

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the battery can't
hold a charge

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and the reception
isn't very...

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Shut up and take my money!

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The new eyePhone
is wonderful.

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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails

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to unauthorized
third-party app developers.

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Say, you're from one
of those ethnicities
that knows about technology.

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Why is it called
an eyePhone?

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I'll explain
after I install it.

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00:06:01,763 --> 00:06:03,222
(SCREAMING)

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00:06:06,268 --> 00:06:07,393
Neat.

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00:06:08,937 --> 00:06:10,646
Now for the earpiece.

111
00:06:10,856 --> 00:06:13,357
But my favorite app
is called Twitcher.

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00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,483
(FRY SCREAMS)

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Twitcher lets you
send and receive

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short messages or videos
called twits.

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Why, here's a twit now.

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Hi, Mom.
I love you more than...

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Low battery.

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But don't take
my word for it.

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Unbiased-Reviews. Mom says
Twitcher is the killer app.

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And when I say killer app,

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I mean killer app!

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(SINISTER LAUGH)

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Ow!

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ANNOUNCER: And now,
another downloadisode

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00:06:49,769 --> 00:06:52,479
of The Real
Housewives of Sim City.

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She needs to reset.
I'll say it to her face.

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No wonder
traditional media is dead.

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00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:03,908
Check out this
webisode of Hypnotoad.

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00:07:06,286 --> 00:07:08,829
Enjoy your outdated format,
Grandpa.

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00:07:08,914 --> 00:07:13,000
Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.

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00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,212
It's from the kidnappers.
My nephew is alive!

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00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:18,672
And he's in this envelope.

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They cut off one
of my dimensions!

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No! No!
(SOBBING)

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Oh, my God, it's Bender!
He'll save us!

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(RINGING)

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What's happening to me?
Is it puberty?

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It's a phone call, dingus.

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These eyePhones
are phones, too?

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Duh!

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00:07:39,277 --> 00:07:40,819
Fry-lo.
Hi, Fry.

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Did you know these eyePhones
are phones, too?

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Duh! Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?

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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.

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That's how
I can eat this taco
and this spaghetti.

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I'm hanging up now.

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Hey, check out this
Internet video of some idiot
crashing her spaceship!

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00:08:03,843 --> 00:08:05,094
You recorded that?

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00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:06,720
The eyePhone
records everything.

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00:08:06,805 --> 00:08:08,347
All I did was add
a laugh track

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00:08:08,431 --> 00:08:10,641
and twit it to my
10,000 followers.

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00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,353
(LAUGHTER)

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00:08:14,938 --> 00:08:18,274
That reminds me.
It's time to twit
my hourly twupdate.

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00:08:19,192 --> 00:08:20,943
What's up, followers?
Fry here.

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00:08:21,027 --> 00:08:24,613
(BURPS) Burping eggs,
scratching my
underarm fungus,

156
00:08:24,698 --> 00:08:26,824
looking for love.
Send.

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00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,368
Underarm fungus?

158
00:08:30,078 --> 00:08:31,412
Too much information.

159
00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:34,081
It's exactly the right
amount of information!

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00:08:34,332 --> 00:08:37,626
For years,
I've collected personal data
with old-fashioned methods,

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00:08:37,711 --> 00:08:40,170
like spybots
and info-squitos.

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00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:42,131
This guy sure loves porno.

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00:08:42,215 --> 00:08:44,300
But now,
thanks to Twitcher,

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00:08:44,384 --> 00:08:48,554
morons voluntarily
spew out every fact
I need to exploit them!

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00:08:49,306 --> 00:08:50,806
Target acquired, Mother.

166
00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:52,808
Fire direct
marketing algorithm!

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00:08:56,646 --> 00:08:58,355
Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...

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00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,815
FRY:
My underarm fungus.

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00:08:59,899 --> 00:09:03,485
Then you,
Mr. Or Mrs... (BURPS)
Need the soothing relief

170
00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:06,196
of Mom's Caustic
Anti-Fungal Bleach!

171
00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,491
Can I somehow charge it
to my eyePhone for
an additional fee?

172
00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:10,784
MOM: Hell, yes!

173
00:09:13,538 --> 00:09:15,414
Hey, fatso,
stuffa you face!

174
00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:19,209
(GASPS) This thing
always seems to know
when I got the munchies!

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00:09:20,545 --> 00:09:22,004
Attention, followers.

176
00:09:22,088 --> 00:09:26,008
It's free topping day
at the pizza place
across the street! Send.

177
00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:31,263
Duh! That's why we
all came over here
for lunch. Send.

178
00:09:33,099 --> 00:09:34,224
Greetings, followers.

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00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:38,812
This is day five of
my solo kayak journey
around the world. Send.

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00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:40,522
(LAUGHS)

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00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:44,276
Can you believe 50,000 idiots
swallow that crap? Send.

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00:09:44,694 --> 00:09:45,694
Oops.

183
00:09:45,779 --> 00:09:50,032
Wait.
You have 50,000 followers?
I only have three. Send.

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00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:51,617
(EYEPHONES BEEP)

185
00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:55,496
I unsubscribed yesterday.

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00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:58,707
I got the most followers
'cause I give the people
what they want.

187
00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:01,710
Like this video
of you doing karate
in your underpants.

188
00:10:02,462 --> 00:10:04,004
(EXCLAIMING)

189
00:10:05,298 --> 00:10:06,340
(GROANS)

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00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:08,342
Help! Police!
Send.

191
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:12,346
That is low, Bender,
even by your standards.

192
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,430
My what now?

193
00:10:13,515 --> 00:10:16,433
Since when is the Internet
about robbing people
of their privacy?

194
00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:18,852
August 6, 1991.

195
00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,979
I'll bet I can get
as many followers as you

196
00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:22,689
without sinking
to your level.

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00:10:22,774 --> 00:10:25,984
What do you say?
First one to a million
followers wins a buck.

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00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,362
You're on!
(EXCLAIMS)

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00:10:28,446 --> 00:10:29,822
Send.

200
00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:31,281
What happens to the loser?

201
00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:33,742
Let's make it interesting.

202
00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:39,206
(EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)

203
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,333
Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?

204
00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:44,420
Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault

205
00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:47,840
into a tub of
alien goat vomit.
(CHUCKLING)

206
00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:49,925
Wait, let's make it
interestinger.

207
00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:51,760
Vomit and diarrhea.

208
00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:55,681
Good idea. That way
we don't waste an end.

209
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,684
It's putrid.
What do you feed him?

210
00:10:58,768 --> 00:11:01,103
What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.

211
00:11:01,187 --> 00:11:02,438
Also Indian food.

212
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,358
Let the contest begin!

213
00:11:14,659 --> 00:11:15,868
(SCREAMING)

214
00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:21,790
(INAUDIBLE)

215
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:34,761
Amazing.

216
00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:35,929
Some dumb bastard

217
00:11:36,014 --> 00:11:39,516
has nearly a million
other dumb bastards
following his every twit!

218
00:11:39,601 --> 00:11:43,103
Are you dumb bastards
listening to me,
you dumb bastards?

219
00:11:43,188 --> 00:11:45,063
Why are you
so angry, Mommy?

220
00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:46,940
Oh, I'm sorry.

221
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,444
I guess I'm just
a little nervous
about my evil plan.

222
00:11:50,528 --> 00:11:52,070
You dumb bastards!

223
00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:56,617
You see,
the plan is about
to enter phase two.

224
00:11:56,951 --> 00:11:59,453
As soon as someone
reaches a million followers,

225
00:11:59,537 --> 00:12:01,580
I'll use them to transmit

226
00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:03,582
the twit-worm.

227
00:12:07,253 --> 00:12:12,174
Mother, you devious hag.
Tell us more about
this twit-worm.

228
00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:14,676
It's a very special
computer virus,

229
00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:16,803
for instead of
infecting computers,

230
00:12:16,888 --> 00:12:20,349
it infects
the human brain.

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00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:21,934
I like it.

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00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:25,020
The million followers
will become an army
of zombies

233
00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:28,690
eager to obey
my every command!
(LAUGHING)

234
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:31,527
The important thing is,
we're a family.

235
00:12:31,611 --> 00:12:32,694
No, it's not!

236
00:12:37,951 --> 00:12:39,409
(MR. CHUNKS SNEEZES)

237
00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:42,538
Ew! He sneezed in it.

238
00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:44,373
Oh, God,
I'm going to lose the bet.

239
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:47,376
I'm gonna have to swim
in the juice of the
Puke-Me-Poop-You.

240
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:50,587
Don't give up.
You just need more
titillating twits.

241
00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:52,548
Trust me,
I want twits that tittle.

242
00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:54,758
Then you're
gonna have to sink
to Bender's level.

243
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,677
Stop acting like
the Queen of England.

244
00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:58,762
(WOMAN SINGING)

245
00:12:59,597 --> 00:13:01,306
Who's that?
The Queen of England?

246
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:05,561
Excuse me.
I have to... Someplace.

247
00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:08,772
That was odd.
Where'd that
singing come from?

248
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:12,234
It wasn't the goat.
All of its orifices
are in use.

249
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:21,743
WOMAN: (SINGING) I dreamed
a dream in time gone by

250
00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:26,957
When hope was high
and life worth living

251
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:31,086
I dreamed that
love would never die

252
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:35,257
I dreamed that God
would be forgiving

253
00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:36,550
(SCREAMING)

254
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,927
What the hell is that?
Nothing.

255
00:13:39,012 --> 00:13:40,220
I'm not nothing.

256
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,181
All my life,
everyone's called me nothing.

257
00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:46,268
You have a boil on your butt
that sings show tunes
with you?

258
00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:48,478
Don't look at me.
I'm a freak.

259
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:50,230
No, no, well...

260
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:54,026
I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.

261
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,278
You named your boil Susan?

262
00:13:56,362 --> 00:14:00,532
A boil kinna have a name?
They also said
a boil kinna sing, but...

263
00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:06,330
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

264
00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:07,664
(SCREAMS)

265
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,294
Ew! She's Scottish.

266
00:14:12,378 --> 00:14:16,048
I lance her every few months,
but she always grows back.

267
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:17,257
(WEEPING)

268
00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:19,593
It's hard enough
being a Cyclops,

269
00:14:19,677 --> 00:14:23,513
but if anyone
found out about Susan,
I'd be devastated.

270
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:29,227
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

271
00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:33,398
Whoa! Gross.
Million-follower gross.

272
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,692
Fry, delete that.
Delete that right now!

273
00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:38,487
What? Oh. Okay.

274
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:46,495
(CHUCKLING) So much for
a pleasant swim in vomit.

275
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,542
(COUGHING)

276
00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:54,086
(WHISPERS) Send.

277
00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:55,504
(COUGHING)

278
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:56,588
Did you delete it?

279
00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:57,673
Uh...

280
00:14:57,757 --> 00:15:00,258
Thanks, Fry,
you're a good friend.

281
00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:09,935
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...

282
00:15:10,728 --> 00:15:12,145
(BOTH LAUGHING)

283
00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:16,483
Hey, there she goes
in the genuine.

284
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,818
Let's get to hooting.

285
00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:19,111
(HOOTS)

286
00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:21,113
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

287
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:24,700
If it ain'ts
the world's number ones
Internet sensation.

288
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:27,744
Where? Also, what?

289
00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:33,542
(SINGING) Amazing grace...
How...

290
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,627
(ALL LAUGHING)

291
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,840
Play it one more time.
No!

292
00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:44,469
It's humiliating
and degrading to Leela.
Play it 10 more times.

293
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:47,389
(SIGHS) I know I shouldn't
have twitted that,

294
00:15:47,473 --> 00:15:49,850
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.

295
00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:53,895
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.

296
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,689
That's why we can't
let her see this.

297
00:15:55,773 --> 00:15:58,275
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...

298
00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:01,111
How could you do this?
(SOBBING)

299
00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:13,081
(INAUDIBLE)

300
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:42,444
Poor Mr. Chunks.
At least he died
doing what he loved.

301
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,531
He's in a better place now.

302
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:52,579
There,
I turned a regular board
into a diving board.

303
00:16:53,372 --> 00:16:55,707
Impending news, everyone.

304
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,376
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.

305
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,378
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.

306
00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:02,255
(WHISPERS)
I hope it's me.

307
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,639
Wait a minute.
There's a chance
I could lose?

308
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:12,390
That wasn't
part of the deal.

309
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:18,438
Sweet Georgia Brown
of Kingston Town.
It's a tie.

310
00:17:18,523 --> 00:17:21,316
Since no one lost,
no one has to jump.

311
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,777
All right, a tie!
I win again!

312
00:17:24,987 --> 00:17:26,738
I'm a scuzzball.

313
00:17:26,864 --> 00:17:30,033
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.

314
00:17:32,954 --> 00:17:34,162
A tie?

315
00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:36,456
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.

316
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,834
Now I'll have two
million zombies.

317
00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:42,712
Actually, Fry and Bender
may share some of
the same followers.

318
00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:44,339
All we can say
for sure is that

319
00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:47,425
there will be
between one million
and two million zombies.

320
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,261
All I can say
for sure is...

321
00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:53,932
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm!

322
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,395
(POWER SURGING)

323
00:18:02,942 --> 00:18:04,860
(BOTH LAUGHING)

324
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:11,533
It's both
disgusting and inspiring,
like Jared from Subway.

325
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:14,077
Okay, I'm a freak
with a singing butt boil,

326
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:16,663
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.

327
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:20,250
Singing butts boil?
That's yesterdays's news.

328
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:23,879
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from Subway.

329
00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:28,008
Nows us Internet geeks
gots a whole new
video sensation.

330
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:30,176
So, my humiliation
is over?

331
00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:31,636
Who are you?

332
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:39,519
And now, to create
an unstoppable army

333
00:18:39,604 --> 00:18:42,355
of between one and two
million zombies!

334
00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:46,860
Shouldn't you
wait for the weather
to clear up?

335
00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:50,822
No. I give you
the twit-worm!

336
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:54,492
Send.

337
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,879
I'm sick of my head
doing things.

338
00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:06,963
Leela!

339
00:19:07,048 --> 00:19:08,965
Fry,
I came to talk to you.

340
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,176
No,
I came to talk to you.

341
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:14,137
It looked like you
were just sitting there,
but whatever.

342
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,098
I am so, so sorry
for what I did,

343
00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:18,934
and I know I can never
make it up to you.

344
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:22,771
You don't have to apologize.
In fact, I came to thank you.

345
00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:24,606
I think you mean hit me.

346
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,609
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.

347
00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:29,819
I have nothing
to hide anymore.

348
00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:33,114
Fry, thanks to
your selfish rudeness,

349
00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:36,409
a terrible weight has been
lifted from my heart.

350
00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:39,329
SUSAN: That's not
the only place you need
a terrible weight lifted.

351
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,413
(SUSAN GROANS)

352
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:42,123
Susan and I are agreed.

353
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:46,586
For the first time
in our lives, we're not
ashamed of who we are.

354
00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:48,797
SUSAN: I was never ashamed.

355
00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,256
Come here.

356
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:54,636
What stinks?
Were you rolling
around in New Jersey?

357
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,305
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,

358
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,140
so I did the next best thing.

359
00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:02,644
I put myself through
the same humiliation
I put you through.

360
00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:12,112
(SCREAMS)

361
00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:20,662
(LAUGHING)

362
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,290
Aw. You didn't
have to do that.

363
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,042
I didn't? Damn.

364
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:29,295
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
no one will remember.

365
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,589
Can I have another hug?
No.

366
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:34,592
SUSAN: Hold your nose
and give it a go.

367
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:56,865
AUTOMATED VOICE: Introducing
the all-new eyePhone 2.0.

368
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,825
(CHEERING)

369
00:21:00,828 --> 00:21:02,996
Dumb bastards.

370
00:21:37,239 --> 00:21:38,239
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