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(SNORING)

2
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(FEMALE ROBOT GIGGLING)

3
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Shh! Don't wake up Fry.

4
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(FEMALE ROBOT GIGGLING)

5
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Shh!
My roommate's sleeping!

6
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Wake up already!
Huh?

7
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I'm about to
get down and funky
with this ladybot,

8
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and I'd appreciate
it if as many people

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as possible
could know about it.

10
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Now can we get
some privacy?

11
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)

12
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(BENDER CHUCKLING)

13
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(BEEPING)

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BENDER: Oh, yeah!
Back it on up.

15
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(SINGING)
Hambone, hambone!

16
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Hambone

17
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Okay, hambone break's over.
Back to the bedroom!

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(MOTOR WHIRRING)

19
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(SINGING)
Hambone, hambone!

20
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Hambone

21
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BENDER: Wake up
and feel the coffee!

22
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(SPUTTERING)

23
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No, I'm late
for work again!

24
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Sorry I'm late.

25
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided
to show up.

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I've had it with
your tardiness, Fry.

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I expect you to
arrive the same time
as everyone else.

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Well, wait a second.
Leela's not here yet.

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She left a while ago.

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She said some idiot was
taking her to lunch
for her birthday.

31
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Oh, no, I'm late!

32
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Since you got stood up,
I thought this might
cheer you up a notch.

33
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That's not necessary.

34
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(SINGING)
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday

35
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Please stop.

36
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What a day for a birthday

37
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I really would like
you to stop singing.

38
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...cake!

39
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You want to buy
a slice of birthday cake
for $11.95?

40
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Yes, please.

41
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Ooh, nice cake.
Sorry, I'm late.

42
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Where have you...
It's fine.

43
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You're not mad?
I was.

44
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But then I realized
it's actually my fault

45
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for thinking you
might be on time
for once.

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Anyhow,
I ate both our lunches.

47
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You ordered
the lobster pileup.

48
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It wasn't cheap.

49
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Bam!

50
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Please, let me
make it up to you.

51
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I'll treat you to
a fancy birthday dinner

52
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tonight, at Cavern
on the Green.

53
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Wow,
that'll be the nicest place
I've ever been stood up.

54
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Not this time.

55
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No matter what happens,
I swear I'll be there.

56
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Guys, guys!
Hedonismbot is finally
gonna settle down,

57
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and marry a nice
house in the suburbs!

58
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But tonight, he's having the
girls-gone-wildest bachelor
party of all time!

59
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(WHOOPING) Who cares?
I'm having dinner with Leela.

60
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Just go to your
stupid party.

61
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We can have dinner
on my birthday
some other year.

62
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No! I can throw up
on a stripper anytime.

63
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Tonight, I want to
not throw up on you.

64
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Really?

65
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Your loss.

66
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Hey, Professor,
you're my wingman!

67
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Very well. Cubert,
fetch my drinking teeth.

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I just have to sign
Leela's birthday card.
How do you spell X-O?

69
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It's a record-your-own-message
card.

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You don't sign it,
you leave a nude
video greeting.

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Does it have to be nude?

72
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I guess not.
That never occurred to me.

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If I leave now,
record a birthday
greeting on the way,

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score some fancy cologne
at the newsstand,

75
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I'll be exactly on time.

76
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You're not going anywhere!

77
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But I have a date.

78
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You were late this morning,

79
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so you have to stay
and test my latest invention!

80
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Behold!
A time-traveling machine!

81
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(BOTH GASP)

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Time?
I can't go back there!

83
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But this time machine
only goes forward in time.

84
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That way you can't
accidentally change history,

85
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or do something disgusting,
like sleep with
your own grandmother.

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I wouldn't want
to do that again.

87
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We're going to test it
by going forward
in time one minute.

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Get in.

89
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Okay, hurry.
Let's get it over with.

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I can record
Leela's birthday card
while we're in there.

91
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Happy birthday, Leela!

92
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I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,

93
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'cause we're
testing the professor's
dumb time machine, but...

94
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Okay, I'll just
nudge us forward

95
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exactly one minute
into the... Whoa!

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My card!

97
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Did we go too far?

98
00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:04,548
What time is it?

99
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BENDER: The year 10,000.

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FARNSWORTH: Whoopsie.

101
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Oh, dear.
I mean, oh, my.

102
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The year 10,000?

103
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But I promised Leela
I'd be on time for dinner!

104
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Relax, Fry.

105
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Everyone we ever knew died
thousands of years ago.

106
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Everyone we ever knew?
I never liked those guys.

107
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(ALL GASP)

108
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No! They did it!

109
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They blew it up!

110
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And then the apes blew up
their society, too!

111
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How could this happen?

112
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And then the birds took over
and ruined their society!

113
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And the cows, and then,
I don't know,
is that a slug, maybe?

114
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No!

115
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While you await
your "friend,"

116
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allow me to read
from a prepared
history of our cavern.

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"These unique rock formations

118
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"were created over
millions of years
by mineral-rich water,

119
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"dripping from
pores in the ceiling.

120
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"Dripping and dripping,
year upon year,

121
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"century upon century..."

122
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(SINGING)
What day is today?

123
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Hey, aren't you the loser
who got stood up at
my other restaurant?

124
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Just shut up and
bring me two dinners.

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Has anyone seen Fry's ass?
It's late for a date
with my boot.

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Fry's not here.

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Obviously, he went
to that pervert party with
Bender and the professor.

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Fry went to the party?

129
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LINDA: We interrupt
Hypnotoad On Ice

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to bring you breaking coverage
of the disaster at
Hedonismbot's bachelor party.

131
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(ALL GASP)

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Linda, what began
as innocent fun ended
in tragedy tonight

133
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when a nuclear-powered
robot stripper

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suffered a catastrophic
reactor meltdown.

135
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There is only one survivor.

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Everywhere I looked,
there were piles of bodies.

137
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And then
the explosion struck.

138
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(CRYING)

139
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The three co-workers
I liked, all dead!

140
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Fry stood me up and died?
I'm so angry!

141
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I mean, I'm so sad!
But I'm still pretty angry!

142
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But also sad.
Can I be both?

143
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It's what he'd want.

144
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Then that's what I am!
(SHOUTS)

145
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(SOBBING)

146
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Man, the future is
a total craphole,

147
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and whoever lives here is
a crap-faced sack of crap!

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No offense, fellas.

149
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Don't sweat it, man.

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00:08:00,475 --> 00:08:03,102
(SIGHS) I'll never
see Leela again.

151
00:08:03,186 --> 00:08:07,606
No, without
a backwards time machine,
we're stuck in this craphole.

152
00:08:07,691 --> 00:08:09,024
Dude, give it a rest.

153
00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,609
Hold on. I've got it!

154
00:08:10,694 --> 00:08:14,280
We can't go back in time,
but we can keep going forward

155
00:08:14,364 --> 00:08:17,366
until people invent
the backwards time machine.

156
00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:19,702
And then we can go home.
Hit it.

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(SINGING)
In the year 105, 105

158
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If man is still alive

159
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If robot can survive

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They may find

161
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In the year 252,525

162
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The backwards time machine
still won't have arrived

163
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In all the world
there's only one technology

164
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A rusty sword for
practicing proctology

165
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In a future year
that ends with a 20

166
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A shlubby merman's
gonna try to get chummy

167
00:09:01,077 --> 00:09:04,371
He may look
like a watery wimp

168
00:09:04,789 --> 00:09:08,709
When in fact he's
a bloodthirsty shrimp

169
00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:12,087
In the year one
million and a half

170
00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:16,425
Humankind is
enslaved by giraffe

171
00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:20,304
Man must pay for
all his misdeeds

172
00:09:20,388 --> 00:09:23,098
When the treetops
are stripped of their leaves

173
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Sometimes I can't
believe how successful

174
00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,530
Planet Express became
once the professor was killed

175
00:09:38,615 --> 00:09:39,865
and you seized control.

176
00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:42,701
There were tough times,
but we all pulled together.

177
00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:44,244
I've been crunching
the numbers

178
00:09:44,329 --> 00:09:45,954
on our
trans-galactic strategy...

179
00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:49,500
What are you doing here?
I laid you off 20 years ago.

180
00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,210
(EXCLAIMS)

181
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The claws can't flee
like they used to.

182
00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:59,635
Success is nice,
but I do kind of
miss the old days.

183
00:10:04,015 --> 00:10:05,140
Hey, Leels.

184
00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:07,684
Hi, Cubert.

185
00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:19,071
May we help you,
strange ones?

186
00:10:19,155 --> 00:10:22,074
We are
travelers from the past,
my good runt.

187
00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:27,121
I see. Since your time,
human evolution has diverged.

188
00:10:27,705 --> 00:10:32,000
There are we, advanced
in intellect and morality.

189
00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:36,588
And the Dumblocks,
stupid, vicious brutes
who live underground.

190
00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:38,841
Advanced in intellect,
you say?

191
00:10:38,925 --> 00:10:41,844
Have you invented
a backwards time machine?

192
00:10:41,928 --> 00:10:44,805
No, but if we apply
our superior minds,

193
00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:47,683
we could
perfect such a device
within five years.

194
00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:49,226
See you then!

195
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:55,899
We're back for
our time machine!

196
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:58,110
Ow!

197
00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,703
Yoo-hoo! Boys!

198
00:11:07,787 --> 00:11:10,456
What's this era in
human history like?

199
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:14,251
The machines.
We built them to make
our lives easier,

200
00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:15,502
but they rebelled.

201
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,839
They won't stop
until every human
is dead.

202
00:11:18,923 --> 00:11:21,842
This seems like
a nice future.
Let's just stay here.

203
00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:25,053
We could settle down
on that mountain of skulls.

204
00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:30,809
Hey! That place
had a gorgeous view
of Blood Lake!

205
00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,898
Greetings, time travelers.

206
00:11:35,982 --> 00:11:39,151
Stupid jerks!
Wouldn't let me stay
in the good future.

207
00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:41,028
How did you know
we're time travelers?

208
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:43,822
We, too, study
the time-travel enigma.

209
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:47,618
We have perfected a method
using negative-mass
neutrino fields

210
00:11:47,994 --> 00:11:50,829
that allows us to
travel backwards in time.

211
00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:52,331
My name's Hubert.

212
00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,166
All right!
We can go home!

213
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,584
(IMITATING FRY MOCKINGLY)

214
00:11:55,668 --> 00:11:56,877
(RASPING)

215
00:11:57,045 --> 00:11:59,046
We can talk of our
research tomorrow.

216
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,381
Men are very rare
in our society.

217
00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:04,343
Even very old and
stupid males are prized.

218
00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:08,180
Tonight,
please be the guests of honor
at our fertility banquet.

219
00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:12,351
Well,
there's certainly no harm
in a fertility banquet.

220
00:12:12,435 --> 00:12:14,353
I could eat.
And fertilize.

221
00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:19,274
Very well. Let us
anoint our guests in oil
without using our hands.

222
00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:23,529
So, we can stay in
the future you like,
but not the future I like?

223
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:24,947
Next!

224
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,784
No! I was about
to close the deal!

225
00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:31,370
Bender, they had
a backwards time machine!

226
00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:33,705
The other place had
a lot of good things, too!

227
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,707
Did you even see
that mountain of skulls?

228
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,084
Why, you!

229
00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:39,628
Oh, no, you didn't.

230
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:41,588
(ALL GRUNTING)

231
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:45,759
Stop! Somewhere, sometime,
Leela is waiting for me.

232
00:12:45,843 --> 00:12:48,470
We need to keep looking
for a backwards time machine.

233
00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:49,596
Fry's right.

234
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,849
Yes.
We have to work together,
not have this fight,

235
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:54,601
which I was
definitely winning.

236
00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:58,397
FARNSWORTH:
The year one billion.

237
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,440
I've got a feeling
this could be exactly

238
00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:03,151
the point in time
we've been looking for!

239
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,737
Nope.

240
00:13:08,825 --> 00:13:11,743
In fact,
all life is extinct.

241
00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:14,580
So let's keep going forward.

242
00:13:14,664 --> 00:13:17,749
It's no use.
Earth is dead.

243
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,836
This is the end
of all things.

244
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,354
The Cavern on the Green.

245
00:13:44,152 --> 00:13:46,069
I made it, Leela.

246
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,572
Sorry I'm
a billion years late.

247
00:13:49,198 --> 00:13:50,324
(GASPS)

248
00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:05,464
You'll get your
alimony check, Cubert.
Now get lost!

249
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:08,634
Chill out.
I'm just here to see Amy.

250
00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:13,055
Move it, boy toy.
Granny's taking you
to Atlantic City.

251
00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:18,977
I don't know why
you ever married
that pig-nosed punk.

252
00:14:19,062 --> 00:14:21,980
I don't know, either.
I'm married to the job now.

253
00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:25,359
I used to think
there was someone
for me, but... Ow!

254
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:30,864
How odd. It's one of those old
record-your-own-message
birthday cards.

255
00:14:30,948 --> 00:14:32,157
(TUNE PLAYING)

256
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,575
Happy birthday, Leela!

257
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,494
I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,

258
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,996
'cause we're testing
the professor's dumb
time machine...

259
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:41,708
But, you know,
happy birthday and all, and,

260
00:14:42,418 --> 00:14:45,754
I love you.
(SCREAMS) My card!

261
00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:54,346
My whole life
I've been mad at him,
and it wasn't his fault.

262
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:42,811
(LEELA READING)

263
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,532
You know, all in all,
I had a good life.

264
00:15:55,616 --> 00:15:57,409
What do you say
the three of us grab
a six-pack

265
00:15:57,493 --> 00:15:59,077
and watch
the universe end?

266
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:00,245
Hear! Hear!

267
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,456
That's basically
what I do every day.

268
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,836
To the end of the universe!

269
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:24,811
So long, Earth.
Thanks for the air
and whatnot.

270
00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:33,779
Whoa!
Whoa!

271
00:16:34,572 --> 00:16:37,282
Hey, what was the
purpose of life anyway?

272
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:41,620
Who knows?
Probably some hogwash
about the human spirit.

273
00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:42,829
Sounds about right.

274
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,168
FARNSWORTH: The stars
are receding.

275
00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:51,087
Oh, the vast emptiness!

276
00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:54,674
Yeah, yeah,
I can take a hint.

277
00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:02,891
The last proton
should be decaying
about now.

278
00:17:02,975 --> 00:17:04,392
Bye, last proton.

279
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:09,397
And, here we are.
The end of the universe.

280
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,783
Well, now what?
You guys want to talk?

281
00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:20,909
No, thanks.

282
00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:25,163
Did anyone else see that?

283
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:26,414
Unbelievable!

284
00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:28,750
It's a second big bang!

285
00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:37,717
My God, is it possible?

286
00:17:37,802 --> 00:17:39,886
It must be possible.
It's happening.

287
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,680
By the way,
what's happening?

288
00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:46,351
It appears this universe
is exactly identical
to the old one.

289
00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:49,980
If so, we just need
to keep going forward
in time

290
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,773
to the point when we left!

291
00:17:56,612 --> 00:17:58,446
The Earth is born!

292
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:07,998
Ladies and gentlemen,
the moon!

293
00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:10,959
Look. The first fish
to crawl up on land.

294
00:18:12,336 --> 00:18:14,379
It was coming right at us!
You saw it.

295
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,631
I'm gonna grab
another beer.

296
00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:19,801
Fry, Fry,
you're missing
the dinosaurs!

297
00:18:19,886 --> 00:18:22,512
It's okay.
They're not going anywhere.

298
00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:24,306
Where'd they go?

299
00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:33,815
Now, what's going on there?

300
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,941
History.

301
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,569
Hang on.
I just want to
make one stop.

302
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,740
(CROWD SHOUTING)

303
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:44,993
(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)

304
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:05,388
FARNSWORTH: Easy, easy.

305
00:19:05,681 --> 00:19:07,766
Taking her in
for a landing.

306
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:11,061
One year to go.
Six months.

307
00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:12,520
I'm almost there, Leela.

308
00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:15,941
One month,
two weeks, one hour,

309
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,320
30 seconds, and here we...

310
00:19:20,404 --> 00:19:21,780
Whoa!

311
00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:24,407
Stop!
Give me the keys, Magoo!

312
00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:30,747
We'll have to
bring her around again.

313
00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:44,970
Just slow it down.
I'll shoot Hitler
out the window.

314
00:19:46,389 --> 00:19:49,516
Darn! I hit Eleanor
Roosevelt by mistake.

315
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:52,852
Okay,
nearing our era again.

316
00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:57,065
Here we go.
Careful this time.

317
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,067
Careful.

318
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:02,862
We're going to test it
by going forward
in time one minute.

319
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,322
Get in.

320
00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,408
Okay. Hurry.
Let's get it over with.

321
00:20:08,411 --> 00:20:09,411
Uh-oh.

322
00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:13,206
This new universe
is about 10 feet lower
than our old one.

323
00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:20,046
Pow! We took care of
the time travel paradox.

324
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,589
All right!
Hooray!

325
00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:24,426
Uh-oh. I'm late for
dinner with Leela.

326
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,347
Welcome to
Cavern on the Green.

327
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:32,475
May I offer you
some meat loaf
while you wait?

328
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,852
Sorry I'm late!

329
00:20:33,936 --> 00:20:35,645
Actually, you're on time.

330
00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:37,105
Really?

331
00:20:37,189 --> 00:20:40,608
I have to admit,
I was afraid you
wouldn't make it.

332
00:20:40,693 --> 00:20:43,862
That was the old Fry.
He's dead now.

333
00:20:45,781 --> 00:20:47,323
Happy birthday, Leela.

334
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:50,201
I got you a card,
but I guess I
kind of lost it.

335
00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:52,871
That's okay.
I don't really like cards.

336
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,665
What I'll remember is
our time together.

337
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,416
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