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ANNOUNCER: Cash, cash,
cash for your bones!

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Too many bones?
Not enough cash?
Call Cash Bone!

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Ribs, skulls, spines,
even certain tiny ear bones.

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The leg bone's
connected to
the Cash Bone!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Aw! Nibbler made
a bobo for Mama.

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I'll pick it up with my
supey-dupey poopy scoopy.

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(GRUMBLING)

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(BEEPING)

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Core magnetic field,
31 microteslas.

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Nice.

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Temperature? Whoa!

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The magma P. I.
Is 10,000 degrees
Selleck!

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(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

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(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

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Leela, I am
collecting data.

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Could you dump that
somewhere else?

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Not really.
It's highly volatile
dark matter and some corn.

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But I'm presenting
my thesis tomorrow,

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and I've barely
had time to prepare.

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Nonsense.
You've been my grad
student for 12 years.

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You were ready
six years ago.

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What?

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I probably
should have told you.

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Anyway,
the important thing is
to be relaxed tomorrow.

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Are you sure?

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Yes.

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Do what you young
people do to unwind.

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Take a joyride
in your jalopy.

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Wear a T-shirt
and eat a fish stick.
Go!

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay, amigos,
one teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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ALL: Hear, hear!

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(GULPING)

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Hmm.

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I guess I'm still
kind of nervous.

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One more teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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Still a little
nervous?

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(BURPS)

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She's a nervous wreck!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Well, I may not
have a man,

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but at least
I've got you,
poopsie-doodle.

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Leela, it's time
you and I had a talk.

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A talk? You can't break up
with me. You're my pet!

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As much as I enjoy
being the object of your
misplaced affections,

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I am also a highly
sophisticated being

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who longs for
intelligent
conversation.

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Aw! Is shnookums
not feeling
shtimuwated?

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An understatement,
to say the least.

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It's time you
treated me
with respect.

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If you want to be
treated like a fellow
crew member, fine,

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but no more
purse rides,

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and no more dressing
you up in your cute
little sailor suit.

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I keep telling you
that's my real
naval uniform.

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(BOTH MOAN)

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Your place or mine?

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Both. But first,
this place.

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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

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(STUTTERING)

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Ooh! Room for one more?
(LAUGHING SAUCILY)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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I thought
I set you for 7: 15!

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FEMALE VOICE: Sorry,
I hooked up with
Bender last night.

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Dude was all over
my snooze button.

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But my doctoral exam
is in 10 minutes. On Mars!

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(SPLASHING)

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Ew! Kif, did you
yack on the floor?

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Yes, I did.

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Where's your candidate,
Farnsworth?

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I have a long list
of students
to humiliate today.

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(DOOR CLANGING OPEN)

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You're late,
Miss Wong.

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Oh, God, this is like
one of those nightmares!

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(SHRIEKS)

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Here, take my lab coat.

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Allow me to introduce
your examining committee

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in descending order
of grumpiness.

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Professor
Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wernstrom.

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KATZ: Downtown Professor
of Applied Physics,
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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I see by your
curriculum vitae that
you're a Sagittarius.

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KATZ: And Professor
Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell.

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MALE VOICE: The cow says...

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(MOOING)

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He proved that 50 years ago,
and he's been coasting on it
ever since.

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I am the esteemed
Professor Morris Katz,
and you are wasting my time.

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Proceed.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Lmagine,
if you will...

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Oh, God.

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A gigantic spherical
generator, one that could
provide unlimited energy

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because it's essentially
in perpetual motion.

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(SCOFFING)

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Young lady,
have you been
drinking?

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(CHUCKLES) Well, yes,
but that's not revelant.

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I'm talking about Earth.
Earth's the generator.

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(SHEEP BLEATING)

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Suppose this basketball
is the whole world.

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To many young men
in the inner city, it is.

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As it spins, it's producing
an enormous magnetic field.

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If we could use that field
to generate electric current,

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we could actually harness
the Earth's rotational
ener... Ener... (SNEEZES)

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Yes, tapping
the Earth's
ener-kerchoo.

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Go on.

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Sorry,
I'm super-allergic
to cats.

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Professor Katz,
would you mind...

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Miss Wong,
I mind everything.

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You just need to polarize
the Earth's core
with a huge static charge

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by ratcheting
superconducting
wire down into...

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(SNEEZES) Sorry.

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Enough. The committee members
will now vote yea or nay.

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Nay.
Nay.

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Hell, nay.

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MALE VOICE:
The horse says,
"Doctorate denied."

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It's okay, Amy.

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I don't have
a fancy degree either,

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but today I'm a prominent boy
in the package delivery field.

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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Now that I am a full
and equal member of the crew,

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I pledge my loyalty,
my perspicacity

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and, dare I say it,
my friendship.

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Leela, muzzle
that skunk.

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We can't stop a meeting
for some cute,
fuzzy, little...

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(GASPS) Hey,
look, a kitty cat.

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(STATIC CRACKLING)

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You again?

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(SNEEZES) Get away,
you mangy ball of histamines.

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You leave
kitty cat alone!

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ALL: (EXCLAIMING) Kitty cat.

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People, please,
I'm trying to run
a business,

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so I get to hold kitty.
Here, puss, puss...

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No, me.
Over here.
I wanna hold him.

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Its anus looks
like an asterisk.

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Captain Fuzzy Toes
reporting for duty.
I mean, cutie.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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My best friend died
in that uniform.

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I hate that cat!

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If I had a spray bottle,
I'd give him such a spritzing.

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I'll tell you one thing,

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nothing acts that cute
without some ulterior motive.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Aw! You want
your dipey changed?

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We'll have to watch
its every move.

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Powder, please.

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(CAGE CLANGS SHUT)

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Here's my new theory:
That is one adorable cat.

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I guess
I was just jealous.

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I do miss being
Leela's shnookums.

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I'm going to apologize
and hope for a pity pet.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Yes, my lord.

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Amy and Nibbler
are a tewwible thweat.

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They must be spayed
and neutered, wespectivewy.

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(SNARLING)

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(MEOWING IN TUNE)

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(MEOWING IN HUSKY TONE)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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The cat is evil!
We have proof!

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It was summoning
a saucer.

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Of course
it wanted a saucer,
you idiot.

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A saucer of
dewicious cweam.

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You fool, this isn't
about the cream!

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It's pwonounced
"cweam"!

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I'm petting mine
down to the bone.

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Just stwoke
its fwuffy fur.

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Scwatch its fwubby chin.

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Fweeble its fwooby pwow.

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ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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Pet it. Pet it.

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No, no!

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Pet it. Pet it.

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(SNEEZES)
ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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(MEOWING)

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NIBBLER: What do cats
need with that much
yarn and cobalt?

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They're doing
something downstairs.
We've got to find out what.

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Where do you think
you're going, No-cat?

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The basement.
I think I left the
air hockey table on.

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Without a cat,
you ain't going nowhere.

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Can you at least tell us
what's going on down there?

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We're certainly
not building
something sinister,

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00:10:01,765 --> 00:10:03,265
if that's what
you're implying.

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00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:07,102
Now, come on, Bender,
something sinister
won't build itself.

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00:10:10,982 --> 00:10:13,609
Professor Katz's
last name is Katz.

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00:10:13,693 --> 00:10:16,070
Do you think he has
something to do
with these cats?

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The conclusion
is as inescapable
as it is moronic.

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I say we pay him a visit,
and if he won't talk to us,

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he'll talk to
Smith & Wesson

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(COCKS GUN)

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00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:28,582
Or, perhaps,
Consolidated Head Melter.

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Professor Katz,
we want answers!

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I warn you,
if I have to get cute,
it's gonna get ugly.

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(SCREAMS) He's dead!

195
00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:06,870
Wait. What are these
strings on his lap?

196
00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:10,916
What the...
He isn't dead.

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00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:13,335
He's one of those
dog-operated puppets

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00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,504
that's been adapted
for use by a cat!

199
00:11:15,672 --> 00:11:18,799
So, I had my doctorate
denied by that fuzzball?

200
00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:21,218
Bad kitty!

201
00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:40,779
(BOTH GASP)

202
00:11:41,072 --> 00:11:44,783
AMY: They actually built
the planetary ratchet
from my thesis!

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00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:46,368
(ALL GRUNTING)

204
00:11:48,872 --> 00:11:50,205
(SNEEZES)

205
00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:51,498
Uh-oh!

206
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,459
What the...
(GASPS)

207
00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:58,797
Well, look what
the me dragged in.

208
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:00,132
You can talk!

209
00:12:00,216 --> 00:12:01,467
You can talk?

210
00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,051
How ironic.

211
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:07,639
Two hyper-intelligent
beings both pretending
to be simple house pets.

212
00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:09,683
Say, do you know
Obliteron?

213
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:12,186
He pretends to be
a hamster, but...

214
00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:15,397
Yeah, that's really great.
Could you please
tell us what's going on?

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00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:17,232
What? Oh! Right.

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00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:20,652
You see, my associates and I
are from the ninth planet

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of the star
you call Thuban.

218
00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:25,532
Long ago,
life there was ideal.

219
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,120
The sun provided
plenty of warm,
dozy light.

220
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The chicken-salmon
roamed free.

221
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,418
Yet disaster loomed.

222
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Our planet's rotation
was gradually slowing.

223
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At first,
it seemed beneficial.

224
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Long, dark nights
for sleeping,

225
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,178
long, sunny days
for sleeping.

226
00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:48,305
But then it got too hot.

227
00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:50,057
(MEOWING IN PAIN)

228
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:51,975
And too cold.

229
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(SHUDDERING)

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Our top scientists
went to work.

231
00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:01,527
At last,
they located a planet with
the necessary orientation

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00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:04,947
and magnetic field
to harness its
rotational energy.

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00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:07,866
Earth!
Indubitably.

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00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:09,701
Although we call it
Blue Blue Shiny Ball.

235
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,500
(MEOWING)

236
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,210
In the area
now known as Egypt,

237
00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:22,172
my people
constructed a giant,
semi-octahedral antenna

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to beam Earth's
rotational energy
to Thuban.

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00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,802
AMY: The Great
Pyramid at Giza!

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00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:30,305
KATZ: Yes. The Egyptians
viewed us as gods,

241
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:33,058
but ironically,
that was our downfall.

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They pampered us
with feasts most fancy
and victuals most tender.

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00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:40,983
We grew fat
and domesticated.

244
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(MEOWS)

245
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:44,069
Thousands of years passed,

246
00:13:44,153 --> 00:13:47,155
and our home world
was nearing
total destruction.

247
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,157
(CATS MEOWING IN AGONY)

248
00:13:51,953 --> 00:13:52,911
MAN: Shut up!

249
00:13:52,996 --> 00:13:53,996
(WINDOW SLAMS SHUT)

250
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,416
But the technology
to save our planet was lost.

251
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:01,670
Lost, that is,
until I heard you speak
at Mars University.

252
00:14:01,838 --> 00:14:05,716
So, you called my thesis
a fat sack of barf,
and then you stole it?

253
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,175
Welcome to academia.

254
00:14:07,343 --> 00:14:10,554
He intends to siphon off
Earth's rotational energy!

255
00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:12,347
Earth will come
to a stop, and...

256
00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:15,309
Half of you will cook,
and half of you will freeze.

257
00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:20,105
Earth will be one big McDLT.
We just got that commercial
last year.

258
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,107
Oh, yeah, smarty paws?

259
00:14:22,191 --> 00:14:25,152
You may have built
the ratchet, but you
can't reach the core

260
00:14:25,236 --> 00:14:28,155
without 4,000 miles
of superconducting wire.

261
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:29,990
(GASPS) The ball of yarn!

262
00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:38,290
Quite.

263
00:14:38,374 --> 00:14:42,252
Even so, you'd still
need a tremendously
powerful static charge

264
00:14:42,337 --> 00:14:43,587
to trigger the process.

265
00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:45,589
Ever had a cat
rub up against you?

266
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:48,592
If you're propositioning me,
I'm not interested.

267
00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:50,594
I'm talking about
the charge generated

268
00:14:50,678 --> 00:14:54,973
when 50,000 felines
rub against
a single surface.

269
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:56,558
Professor?

270
00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:00,187
(WHIRRING)

271
00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:02,439
(CATS MEOWING)

272
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:10,489
(STATIC CRACKLING)

273
00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:25,587
(EARTH SHUDDERING)

274
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,757
Soon the world
will come to a stop,

275
00:15:28,841 --> 00:15:31,259
and there's nothing
you can do to stop it.

276
00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:34,971
The stopping of the world,
that is. It's unstoppable.

277
00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:36,556
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

278
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,433
Excuse me.

279
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,768
(PURRING)

280
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:44,189
(RUMBLING)

281
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,442
(GRUNTING)

282
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,570
The Earth is
coming to a stop!

283
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,823
Keep your eyes on
the kitties and push!

284
00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:53,949
(PURRING)

285
00:15:56,786 --> 00:16:01,832
These space cats seem to be
employing some form of
hypnotic hyper-cuteness.

286
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:05,001
Well,
two can play at that game.
And one of them is me.

287
00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:07,129
(WHIMPERING)

288
00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:10,507
Nibbler? Poopsie-doodle?

289
00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:15,762
Mr. Winkles, Smudge-Smudge.
Quick, dance with each other!

290
00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:19,641
ALL: Aw!

291
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,143
Aw!

292
00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:23,186
Damn, they are good.

293
00:16:23,688 --> 00:16:25,355
(ALL GRUNTING)

294
00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:30,318
We're coming to a full stop.
All cats, to your posts!

295
00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:44,708
Catastrophe Beach Party.
Scene One.

296
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,502
Cue disaster effects,
and action!

297
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,087
(RUMBLING)

298
00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:51,339
(ALL SCREAMING)

299
00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:56,720
Cut! That extra looked
at the camera.
We'll have to do it again.

300
00:16:58,514 --> 00:16:59,931
(ALL GROAN)

301
00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:03,435
And now to transfer
your planet's
rotational energy

302
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,644
to my home world.

303
00:17:21,662 --> 00:17:25,040
Well, now,
this calls for
a celebration.

304
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,250
(MEWING TRIUMPHANT TUNE)

305
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:33,048
(ALL GROANING)

306
00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:37,385
What's all this cat
hair on my sweater?

307
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:42,307
Why am I full of sand?
And Tootsie Rolls?

308
00:17:42,391 --> 00:17:45,727
You were all under
the spell of those
obnoxious space cats!

309
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,855
Enjoy being
broiled alive
by the sun,

310
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,608
and also the dead bird
we've left in your slipper.

311
00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:53,151
(LAUGHING)

312
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:57,906
Quickly! If we turn
the ratchet the other way,

313
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,408
perhaps we can
restart the Earth!

314
00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,744
(ALL GRUNTING)

315
00:18:03,454 --> 00:18:06,289
It won't turn.
Push harder, Bender!

316
00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:09,417
I can't! You should have
called my cousin, Turner.

317
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,838
(SIGHS) It's hopeless.

318
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:16,508
Even in theory,
the device can only apply
force in one direction.

319
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:19,553
Can someone open
a window? It's getting
a little warm in here.

320
00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:23,890
Is that better?

321
00:18:31,732 --> 00:18:33,441
Shmeezus, it's hot!

322
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,319
Why'd I have to invent
that awful device?

323
00:18:36,404 --> 00:18:37,362
(CRYING)

324
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:38,488
(HISSING)

325
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:42,409
Amy, technology isn't
intrinsically good or evil.

326
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:45,620
It's how it's used.
Like the death ray.

327
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,455
Maybe you're right.

328
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,625
I guess science has
to keep pushing forward
with the hope that...

329
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:53,879
(GASPS) That's it!
Pushing forward!

330
00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:56,631
Professor, I know how
to restart the Earth!

331
00:18:56,757 --> 00:18:59,009
(SCOFFS) You can't
suddenly know something

332
00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:01,553
just by assembling
a committee of words.

333
00:19:01,637 --> 00:19:05,140
(GASPS) That's it!
I'll assemble your committee!

334
00:19:06,142 --> 00:19:07,809
The ratchet
won't turn backwards,

335
00:19:07,894 --> 00:19:10,103
but what if we kept
pushing it forward?

336
00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:12,564
Earth would start
turning again!

337
00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:14,816
Yes, the wrong direction!

338
00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,526
(LAUGHING)

339
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,111
So?

340
00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:23,992
Gentlemen, ladies,
let's get this
globe trotting.

341
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,911
(ALL GRUNTING)

342
00:19:28,497 --> 00:19:31,541
It's working!
Just a little faster!

343
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,293
But we're plotzing here!

344
00:19:33,502 --> 00:19:34,878
Then look at Nibbler!

345
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,342
ALL: Aw!

346
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:54,856
On the whole,
Earth's society
is worthless.

347
00:19:54,941 --> 00:19:56,816
But they do have
these things called

348
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:59,569
antique rugs that are
great for peeing on.

349
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,071
(RUMBLING)

350
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,034
(GROANING)

351
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,957
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

352
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,875
KATZ: Good show.

353
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:22,425
And though the world
is now spinning in the wrong
direction, it's good enough.

354
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,802
Well done, Amy.

355
00:20:23,886 --> 00:20:27,305
I'm honored to begrudgingly
present you with your Ph. D.

356
00:20:27,431 --> 00:20:29,057
In applied physics.

357
00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:33,269
Also, some kind of
sportsmanship award I had
in my glove compartment.

358
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:38,024
Yay! I'm finally
done with school!
How's the job market?

359
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,734
(BARKING) Rough.

360
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:42,404
Congratulations,
Dr. Wong!

361
00:20:42,488 --> 00:20:43,655
(ALL CHEERING)

362
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,323
Congratulations.

363
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,159
Permission
to come aboard?

364
00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:50,078
Granted, shnookums.

365
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:52,580
(WHIMPERING)

366
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:54,499
(PURRING)

367
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:00,338
FARNSWORTH: You've got
a bright future, Amy.

368
00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:03,508
As sure as the sun
sets in the east.

369
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,168
ENGLISH - US - PSDH