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Item one... Duck!

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(YELLS)

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Cubert, you crapscallion!

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Why aren't you in school?

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I couldn't get past
the protestors.

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A bunch of smiling,
angry people

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were handing out
these anti-evolution flyers.

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(GASPS)

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Evolution is under attack
in our schools?

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To the Science Mobile!

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You mean the ship?
Yes. The Science Mobile!

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It's just that you've
never called it that
before, but okay.

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I don't understand evolution,

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and I have to protect my kids
from understanding it!

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We will not give in
to the thinkers!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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You people are as loud
as you are ignorant.

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Now, get back
on your turnip trucks
and go home!

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(BOOING)

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That is
an insultingly
accurate stereotype, sir!

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As a professor of science,

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I assure you that we did,
in fact, evolve
from filthy monkey-men!

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I cannot speak for you, sir,

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but my ancestors
were not monkeys.

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They were orangutans.

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Hard-working,
patriotic orangutans.

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Dr. Banjo?

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In the fur.

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And I remind you
that evolution is
merely a theory,

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like gravity,
or the shape of the Earth.

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Hey, Professor,
I'm a flying
spaghetti monster.

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You seriously believe
I'm descended from some
kind of flightless manicotti?

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Yes!
Oh, please.

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A far more logical
explanation is

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the undisprovable
science of Creatureism.

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All life was created
in its present form
7,000 years ago

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by a fantastical creature
from outer space!

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Bunk!
Oh!

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If your elitist East Coast
evolution is real,

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why has no one found
the missing link

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between modern humans
and ancient apes?

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We did find it.

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It's called Homo erectus.

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Then you have proven
my case, sir,

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for no one has found
the link between apes
and this Homo erectus.

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Yes, they have!
It's called Homo habilis.

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Ah-ha!

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But no one has found
the missing link

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between ape
and this so-called
Homo habilis.

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Yes, they have!

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It's called
Australopithecus africanus!

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Oh-ho! I've got you now.

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Fair enough,
but where, then,
is the missing link

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between apes
and this Darwinius masillae?

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Answer me that,
Professor!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Okay, granted,
that one missing link
is still missing,

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but just because we haven't
found it doesn't mean
it doesn't exist!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Things don't exist
simply because
you believe in them.

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Thus sayeth
the Almighty Creature
in the Sky!

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FARNSWORTH: I'll show
that banana-swilling
poop-slinger!

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We just need to find
that last missing link.

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I found a missing link.
It seems to be half man,
half toucan.

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Not what we're looking for.
Throw it in the soup.

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And here's something.

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Uh-oh. It's another one
of Fry's dogs.

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You find something, Hermes?
Ah, no.

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(GROANS)

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I hate chiseling
right after a manicure.

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Oh! Darn it!
I broke off
one of my fingers!

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Look, Cubert.
The neck on this one.

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I bet he spent
a fortune on ties!

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What, too soon?

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(SNORTS) I highly doubt
a Jurassic elaphrosaurid
had access to neckwear.

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I knew I should have
gone with the
ring-around-the-collar joke.

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Hey, look!
I found a robot fossil!

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That's a bedspring,
you dumb bedspring!

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There are no robot fossils.

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What? Who says
I didn't evolve?

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Everybody!

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Robots were created
quite recently.
It was in all the papers.

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Then explain this!

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(CLINKING)

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(DIGGING)

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FARNSWORTH: I've hit
a rich vein of missing links.

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Java man, Piltdown man,
Manfred Mann.

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(GASPS) Eureka!

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It's the elusive
missing missing link.

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This will show Banjo,
once and for all.

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ALL: Yeah!

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What the...
AMY: Oh, That's mine.

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Hmm. My tux doesn't fit.

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Probably because
I've grown so much
since I last wore it.

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Or evolved,
one might say.

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One might not say that.

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Your tux doesn't fit
because you stole it
from a boy.

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You mean a man.

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It was his Bar Mitzvah.

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Welcome, museum members.

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Or, as I like to call you,
future exhibits.

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(CHUCKLING WEAKLY)

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He's good.

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Tonight we have a new resident
here in the Hall of Hominids,

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generously donated
by its discoverer,
Hubert Farnsworth.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Homo Farnsworth.

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Once again,
science saves the day.

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The end.

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And now, to discuss the
scientific implications
of this discovery,

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our new museum curator,
Dr. Banjo!

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Thank you,
Professor Farnsworth,
for your generous gift,

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which has, once and for all,
disproven evolution.

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Behold! Homo Farnsworth,

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frolicking with dinosaurs
at the moment of creation.

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I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.

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FARNSWORTH: Faster! Faster!

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Just drop me off
at that asteroid over there.

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Wow, this planetoid
is completely lifeless.

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Not lifeless enough!

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Set up my shack
so I can kick you
out of it!

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(YELLS)

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Professor, is this
your only water source?

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It looks like
Diet Dr. Pepper.

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It's not that bad.
It's just laden
with toxic minerals.

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But not for long.

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What's in the tube?
Microscopic Nanobots.

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They're tiny robots I designed
to eat up nasty irritants.

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Speaking of nasty irritants,
what's gonna become of Cubert?

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Who? Oh, my son.

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Don't worry.
He's been safely abandoned
with his godfather.

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Cubert, I felt we needed
some father-son bonding time,

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so I found a couple
of baseball gloves and
boiled them up for lunch.

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Why don't you
just go to hell!

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Wait! We still have to
discuss the facts of life.

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What are they?

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(SIGHS)

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Okay, I finished moving
the last grand piano.

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Now can we have our pizza?

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You'll get
your damn pizza,
you parasite!

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First, let's see if
my Nanobots have purified
the water yet.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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The water's as sterile
as my milkman-trusting father.

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But what's this?

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The Nanobots have
gotten more complex.

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What's that you say?

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Those robots evolved
all by themselves, you say?

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It wasn't by themselves.
I put them there.

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I'm a genius.
Get over it!

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Hey, look.
Now they got bigger.

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FARNSWORTH: Good heavens!
Trilobots!

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Oh, no!
My sunglasses
were in there!

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(SCREAMING)

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Get off!

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Let's get the pizza
out of here!

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(PANTING)

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Look, there's a cave-like hole
in that mountain.

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It might be a cave.

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(PANTING)

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LEELA: Does anyone have
a lighter?

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BENDER: Hang on.
(OPENING BOTTLE)

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(GULPING)

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(BURPING)

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Okay, we have shelter

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and just enough precious food
to ward off starvation.

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It's pizza time!

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Pineapple?

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Oh, man!
So much for that.

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Hello. I remembered
you liked superheroes,

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so I painted you a mural
on your wall.

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This is Father-Man.

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He fights crime
to earn Son-Boy's
respect.

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Is it working?
This is sucky!

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You suck! Who taught you to do
three-point perspective?

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I could make a better mural
with my butt!

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Father-Man away.

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(SNORING)

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(YAWNS)

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Nothing like a cave
for a good night's sleep.

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So, what do we got to eat
that's not poisoned
with pineapple?

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I packed plenty of food,
but it's all in
dehydrated pill form.

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Then we need water
from that pond.

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We'll have to fight our way
past the Trilobots.

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Go! Go!
Hit anything
that moves!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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Whoa.
Wow.

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AMY: A whole forest
grew overnight.

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(METALLIC CLANGING)

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All these trees are robotic.

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I can't believe how quickly
they sprung up.

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I can.
Robots do everything faster,
including evolving

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and believing
how quickly things
spring up.

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One thing about
Bristol-Myers Squibb, they
know how to cook a steak.

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Hey, look at me.
I'm the Ty-D-Bol Man.

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I own a yacht,
and everybody poops on me!

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(SCREAMING)

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Help! Police!

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Everybody grab a club.

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, big, tough water guy,
why don't you come up here
on land and...

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(SCREAMING)

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Look out for the next thing!

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(SCREAMING)

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00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,867
Great Scott,
a Tricycle-tops.

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(BOTH ROARING)

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00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:10,789
(CHEERING)

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00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:13,292
Throw down,
dinosaurs of the land and sea.

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(CAWING)

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00:11:14,461 --> 00:11:15,461
(SCREAMING)

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00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:19,756
This is a cool way to die!

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00:11:21,718 --> 00:11:23,135
Dr. Zoidberg?

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00:11:23,219 --> 00:11:25,929
I'm sorry for treating
you like a total Zoidberg...

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I mean, loser.

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Go on.

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00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:32,060
It's just that
I get bullied a lot.

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00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:35,606
I guess I kind of
make fun of people as
a defense mechanism.

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00:11:35,899 --> 00:11:38,901
Hey, Cubert,
is that your family mansion?

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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

219
00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:43,447
Why don't you ask your mom?
She's coming over
for a sex visit.

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(GROWLING)

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00:11:48,411 --> 00:11:49,786
(WHIMPERING)

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00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:52,331
Don't worry,
I know how
to handle bullies.

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Just pretend like
you're pathetic.

224
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Help, I'm scared!
I wet myself.

225
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I'm crying like a baby
and I'm soaking in pee,

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but what else is new?

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(CRYING)

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00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:04,218
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

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00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:06,553
The pee-babies
peed themselves.

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I'm off to pottery class,
dorkwads.

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And that's that.

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00:12:12,227 --> 00:12:16,063
Whoa! You're
like some kind
of dumpster Jedi.

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So, you want to
come in maybe?

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I've got a nice pound cake
with a footprint on it.

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Don't eat my butt!

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If this is anything like
killing that pigeon
on my balcony,

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we've got our work
cut out for us.

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00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,960
(TIRES SQUEALING)

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00:12:39,212 --> 00:12:40,587
(SCREAMING)

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Look out, a solar flare!

241
00:13:01,568 --> 00:13:03,026
What the shmell happened?

242
00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:04,611
A mass extinction.

243
00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:08,699
That solar flare
created a huge
electromagnetic pulse

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that, while harmless
to organic life,

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short-circuited
the robo-dinosaurs.

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Convenient.

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00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:18,292
Only puny mammal-like robots
cowering in caves

248
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,168
could survive such
a catastrophe.

249
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:24,172
Guys, guys!
I taught myself to knit.

250
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,674
Wait a moment.

251
00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:29,678
If we could scavenge
the right parts
from these robo-dinos,

252
00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:32,764
I might be able to construct
a rudimentary spaceship

253
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:34,516
to get us off this planet!

254
00:13:37,562 --> 00:13:41,648
Oh, well, it took
almost two hours,
but it's finished.

255
00:13:41,816 --> 00:13:43,025
(ALL CHEERING)

256
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:45,944
Now let's go to sleep.

257
00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:49,531
It's solar powered,
so we can't take off
until sunrise.

258
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,202
Well, let's find something
comfy to bed down on.

259
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:56,538
(SNORING)

260
00:14:04,047 --> 00:14:05,672
(MUFFLED YELLING)

261
00:14:17,727 --> 00:14:19,227
(ROOSTER CROWING)

262
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,983
(ALL YAWNING)

263
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,653
Hey, looky here.

264
00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:33,158
(HORN HONKING)

265
00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:35,535
HERMES: Sweet robot swan
of Botswana!

266
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:39,331
Looks like the fittest
did a little surviving
last night, huh?

267
00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:40,457
Whatever.

268
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,833
Hey, looky there.

269
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,585
(SCREAMING)

270
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:47,839
(GASPS) Those robo-cavemen
have kidnapped our
human regular-women.

271
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:48,924
We gotta save them!

272
00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:51,593
But the only weapon we have
is my fan dance.

273
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:56,848
Hmm. I believe I can
fashion a slingshot using
this robot wishbone

274
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:59,267
and this elastic
from my pants.

275
00:15:04,023 --> 00:15:05,357
(GRUNTING)

276
00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:10,696
I think they want wives,
so just play along.

277
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,657
If it doesn't work out,
we'll still get
half their rocks.

278
00:15:13,741 --> 00:15:17,869
I can earn my own rocks.
Also, I don't want any rocks.

279
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:22,541
Well, it took almost 12 hours,
but it's finished.

280
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,293
HERMES: It's too dark now,

281
00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:27,713
but first thing tomorrow,
we'll slingshot them

282
00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:29,965
like they've never
been slangshat.

283
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,348
(YELLING)

284
00:15:42,979 --> 00:15:45,105
What's going on?
How did we save you?

285
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,565
It was
the weirdest thing.

286
00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:50,485
We went to sleep,
and when we woke up,
our cave husbands were gone.

287
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,612
I'm gonna miss Spencer.

288
00:15:56,701 --> 00:16:00,328
Don't be afraid, little guys.
I'm not going to hurt you.

289
00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:02,956
(WHISTLES)

290
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,624
Nice net.

291
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:06,668
(STAMMERING)
You can speak?

292
00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:08,003
Dread my locks!

293
00:16:08,087 --> 00:16:10,297
A fully-evolved robot human!

294
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,507
I'm Dr. Widnar,
a naturalist.

295
00:16:12,717 --> 00:16:14,509
And I'm Bender, baby.

296
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:17,220
My human slaves and I
come from a planet

297
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:21,057
where organic life
and robotic life evolved
side by side.

298
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,684
Oh, shut up!

299
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,227
Amazing.

300
00:16:24,312 --> 00:16:27,773
I've theorized
that carbon-based,
fat-filled life could exist,

301
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,400
but until today,
I never had any proof.

302
00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:32,694
Good for you.
Can we go home now?

303
00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:39,242
(MURMURING)

304
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:50,337
Welcome, museum members,

305
00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:53,673
or as I like to call you,
future exhibits.

306
00:16:54,217 --> 00:16:55,217
(ROBOT COUGHS)

307
00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:58,011
I now present
my latest discovery,

308
00:16:58,095 --> 00:17:02,265
the amazing
non-mechanical man,
Homo Farnsworth.

309
00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:05,477
Thank you.

310
00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:09,147
I must say,
I'm so proud to see
what you've blossomed into

311
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:11,817
since I first created
your ancestors.

312
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:12,984
(ALL GASP)

313
00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,320
What?
I thought you knew.

314
00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:19,407
You all evolved
from some filth-gobbling
Nanobots I designed.

315
00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:22,577
I dumped them
in one of your ponds
a few days ago.

316
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:25,330
But this is
creationist talk.

317
00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:26,873
He speaks lies!

318
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,584
The Earth was created
in eons, not days.

319
00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,420
Yes, relative to you,
it was eons,

320
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:36,424
but, well, look at
this hologram I took
the day before yesterday

321
00:17:36,509 --> 00:17:39,678
of a robot frolicking
with a robo-dinosaur.

322
00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:41,137
(ALL GASP)

323
00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,307
I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.

324
00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:50,438
You're under arrest
for crimes against science.

325
00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:52,649
No!

326
00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:55,193
Could you drag me
by the restroom?

327
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:01,783
(CHATTERING)

328
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,578
MAN: Go back to Roboklahoma!

329
00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:09,124
Order!
In the matter of
Everyone v. Farnsworth,

330
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:13,086
the alleged creationist
faces a sentence
of death by melting.

331
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,297
Who is representing
the accused?

332
00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:17,340
I am.
I am, Your Honor.

333
00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:18,425
(ALL GASP)

334
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,677
Bender, what the hell
are you doing?

335
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,929
Shut up,
I'm billing you
by the hour!

336
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,515
Besides, I'm a robot,
they'll listen to me.

337
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:27,058
(CLEARING THROAT)

338
00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:29,519
Ladytrons and gentlebots...

339
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:34,274
Objection. In the absence
of pants, defense's suspenders
serve no purpose.

340
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:36,818
I'm going to allow them
for now.

341
00:18:36,986 --> 00:18:40,238
Thank you.
Your Honor, this meat-man
does not deny

342
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:43,366
that we robots
are the glorious product
of evolution.

343
00:18:43,451 --> 00:18:47,829
He claims only to have played
a small role in supplying
the initial machinery.

344
00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:50,165
I ask you,
is that so crazy?

345
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,667
Yes, it's completely crazy,

346
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:56,922
and that is why you must
find him not guilty
by reason of insanity!

347
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:58,381
(ALL GASP)

348
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,800
Objection! I'm not crazy.

349
00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:02,177
I created you all,

350
00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:05,764
and I came here
in a homemade spaceship
and lived in a cave.

351
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,516
If you don't believe me,
ask my uncle.

352
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:11,937
Prosecutor,
your opening statement?

353
00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,438
Yeah, honey,
I'll be home for dinner.

354
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,106
The prosecution rests,
Your Honor.

355
00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:16,274
Very well.

356
00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:19,986
We will reconvene
when the jury reaches
a verdict.

357
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:28,870
Son, you in
a whole mess of trouble.

358
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:37,879
(SNORING)

359
00:19:39,048 --> 00:19:40,048
(GAVEL THUDDING)

360
00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:41,132
What?

361
00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:43,468
JUDGE: Has the jury reached
a verdict?

362
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:45,136
MAN: No, we have not,

363
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:48,556
for we have evolved
to a higher state
of consciousness.

364
00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:53,269
In the grand scheme,
all physical beings
are but yokels.

365
00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:56,690
Now, settle your
petty squabbles and
get the hell out.

366
00:19:59,694 --> 00:20:01,569
That'll be $10,000.

367
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:15,208
Well, digital photographs
don't lie.

368
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:19,295
I admit that what you
witnessed may have been
some form of evolution.

369
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,840
I'm glad you agree,
Dr. Banjo.

370
00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:25,719
Evolution set in motion
by a wise and
all-knowing creator.

371
00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:26,803
You.

372
00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:30,306
(CHUCKLES) Well, I don't know
about all-knowing.

373
00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:33,059
And I admit it's possible,
however unlikely,

374
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:36,062
that some wise
and all-knowing alien monster

375
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,732
set evolution in motion
here on Earth.

376
00:20:38,816 --> 00:20:41,484
Oh, oh, and the creator
could also be a robot.

377
00:20:41,569 --> 00:20:45,321
(SCOFFS) Then who built
this so-called creator robot?

378
00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,824
Some magical bearded robot
in the sky?

379
00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:52,370
I guess that
would be stupid.
Never mind.

380
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:53,621
Then it's settled.

381
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:57,917
Finally, a world
in which I'm happy
to raise my son.

382
00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:00,253
Good, 'cause I'm
sick of him.

383
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:02,547
(ALL LAUGHING)

384
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:05,925
I'm serious.
He's a terrible person.

385
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,291
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