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NARRATOR:
You're taking
a vacation from normalcy.

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The setting, a weird motel
where the bed is
stained with mystery,

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and there's also
some mystery
floating in the pool.

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Your key card may not open
the exercise room

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because someone smeared
mystery on the lock.

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But it will open
the Scary Door.

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Submitted for your
Emmy consideration,

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a popular senator
with unpopular ideas.

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There is no such thing
as space aliens!

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Oh! How can you be
so sure

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them aliens ain't
already among us?

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I'll tell you how!

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Because you are one!

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(ALL GASP)

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(SNORING)

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Hey, I was watching that!

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The Saints just needed
a field goal to tie!

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Lrrr, you lazy ruler
of the planet
Omicron Persei 8!

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You said
you would conquer
a planet today,

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but you have not even
shed your skin yet.

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Yes, Ndnd. I heard you
the first hundred times.

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I'll conquer
something tomorrow

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after I fuel up on
one of your disgusting
egg-white omelets.

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You want yolks? Fine!
Enjoy your stroke.

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(FRY READING)

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(MIMICKING GUN FIRING)

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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)

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(LAUGHING)
I am conquering Erth!

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Not so fast,
Invader X!

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Here comes
Delivery-Boy Man!

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Special deliver
for Invader X!
Laser eye power!

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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)

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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)

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Hand magnet power!

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Yay! I'm unbuckled!

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Stop it, you hero!

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Reverse-time power!

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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)

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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)

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It's earlier now.

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(MIMICKING KISSING)

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So? What do you
think of my comic?

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Let me put it like this.

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After I leave here,
I'm getting a memory enema.

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If I might offer
some constructive criticism,

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there was never
any real peril.

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I mean, the delivery guy has,
like, 30 superpowers.

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Well,
that's because he was bitten
by a radioactive superman!

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This is wonderful!

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It is, isn't it?

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Wait, those are the ads.

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These X-ray specs
will really take the
guesswork out of surgery.

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No more chopping
blindly in the goop.

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Don't waste your
allowance, Zoidberg.

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This stuff is
butt-grade crap.

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Amuse your friends
with real vomit!

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Throw your voice!

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Sea monkeys!

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Throw your sea monkeys!

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My disintegrator
ray really works!

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But that's you.

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That's how I know
it's bunkum.

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The Farnsworth Novelty
Disintegrator Ray is
nothing more

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than a common teleporter ray.

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(SCOFFS) Worthless toy!

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I'm sick of being critiqued
by nitpicking nerds.

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I'm taking this
to a comic book convention!

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(EXCLAIMS) it's crowded!

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Good thing everyone is
freshly bathed and groomed.

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Oooh!

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What are you doing?
That's the rare
Zapp Brannigan

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with recording
session blooper!

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Don't tell me
how to do the line.
It sickens me.

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But the sign said
there was a mint in the box.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Thank you so...
Okay, thanks.
Thanks so...

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Settle down!

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So, anyway, we're really
excited to show you guys
the pilot for our new series.

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It's set in the year 4000,
and we call it
Futurella!

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(BUZZER SOUNDING)

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Wow. Fox has really
streamlined the process.

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Matt will now
take questions.

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But please, only about
Futurella,

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not
The Simpsons.

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Yes? The robot standing
on the small child
over there?

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(EXCLAIMS)
Yeah, when are you
going to make

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a second
Simpsons
movie?

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(BENDER GROANS)

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Mr. Aragonés,
I'm a big fan
of your cartoons

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and your mustache.

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You want it? Take it.
It's brought me
nothing but misery.

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Wow. Thanks!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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If you could just
quiet down, I wanted

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to get your opinion
of my comic book.

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Señor, anyone who
still writes comics
is a hero to me.

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Mmm. It stinks.

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But, um, I do like
the tiny doodles
in the margins.

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Oh, that's just some relish
from a hot dog I found.

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MAN ON MIC:
Attention,
ladies and gentleboys,

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the costume contest
is about to begin.

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The costume contest!
The costume contest!

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(PEOPLE CHEERING)

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BOY: Yeah! Devo!

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What the hell are
you supposed to be?

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Every nerd's fantasy, baby.

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Next up,
contestant number 36!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Contestant 36, everyone!

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Next up, contestant...

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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

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(SOFTLY) I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet...

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Hold on a second,
let me just get this.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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I am Lrrr, ruler of
the planet Omicron Persei 8.

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You are hereby conquered!
Please line up

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in order of how much
beryllium it takes
to kill you!

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Damn,
that's a good costume.

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Next up, contestant 38!

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I don't understand.

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Why are the humans still
eating their soft pretzels
instead of surrendering?

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They're probably just
waiting for Joss Whedon.

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Joss Whedon's here?

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Wait a minute.
You look familiar.

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Yeah,
you almost ate me once.

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I was in your mouth
for five minutes.

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Leela?

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And the winner is

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Nerdgasma!

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Whoo!
I got fruit boobs!
(CHEERING)

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(SIGHS)
What's the use?

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(SIGHS) Now what?

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I send you out
to conquer a planet,

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and all you bring back
is J.J. Abrams' face?

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I thought you'd like it.

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You haven't
even tried it on.

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I might dress up in a face
if you ever took me
anywhere nice!

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Oh, boy, here we go.

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I built this castle
with my own two slaves!

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What are you
gonna do, kick me out?

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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

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I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8!

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May I crash on your couch?

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So he just
showed up unannounced,
raided the liquor cabinet,

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sprayed urine on the ceiling
and passed out?

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And the walls.

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Leave me alone.

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My wife hates me
and planetary conquest
has become a chore.

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There, there.
You're just having
a midlife crisis.

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Midlife crisis, eh?

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Lrrr demands the comfort
of pop-psychological
platitudes!

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Look, hoss,
your wife threw you out.

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That's your license
to be a jerk.

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Do whatever
the hell you want,

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then walk away
and light a cigar.

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Don't listen to him, Lrrr.
Bender may seem happy

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(BENDER LAUGHING)

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But long-term,
you need to reinvest

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in your relationship
with Ndnd.

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Yes, it's clear
what I must do.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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I like it.

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I'm thinking we
need to downplay

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those hideous
growths on your head.

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Horns are a sign of virility.

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Also, they house my testes.

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I'm thinking horn extensions.

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You need
some arm candy.

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It's the perfect
accessory for out-of-shape
middle-aged creeps like you.

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Yeah, I said it!
What's your type, Borgnine?

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Big and angry.

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Look, brah,
you're just not gonna find

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a lot of hot, gigantic
Omicronian babes

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in this solar system.

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There's one!

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Hey, cool cape.
Where'd you get that?

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What, this old thing?

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I murdered my father.

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My name's Lrrr,
ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.

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I am called Grrl.

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Of the planet
Omicron Persei 8?

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That is a pretty name!

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What's on the TV tonight?

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Oh, wait! I don't care,

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because I got a date!

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I know it's not
what you want to hear,

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but I think
this is a mistake.

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Leela's right.

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That's not what
you want to hear.

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What you want to hear
is that I fixed
my comic book.

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Now the hero is
more relatable

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because he has no
ridiculous powers.

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Let's watch, shall we?

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FRY:
One more step

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and little Miss Constructive
Criticism here gets it!

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Oh, yeah? I may be
just a simple delivery
boy with no superpowers,

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so there's nothing I can do.

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Okay.

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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)

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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)

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(SOBBING)

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So? Give me
your honest praise.

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00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:08,125
Fry, I've now
seen two comic books,
so listen to me.

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Why should I
care about the hero
when all he does is cry?

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(SOBBING)

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Hmm. That dinner
was a worthy foe.

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Yes, we shall not
see its like again.

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So, um...

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Um, I'm sorry. I haven't
done this for a while.

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I just got partway out
of a bad relationship.

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Maybe I should
take this off.

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(GASPS)
You're a human?

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Only physically.

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I'm a cross-species dresser.

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Wait, you're an
actual Omicronian?

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Oh, God. Oh, God,
what have I done?

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This is so hot!

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Conquer me, Lrrr!

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Sharpen your horns
on my scaly thorax!

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(SCREAMS)

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(CRYING)

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I want to go home!

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But Ndnd would
never take me back now.

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Ndnd just wants
what every she-beast wants,

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to feel like you're
listening to her nagging.

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Is there anything she's been
riding your ass about?

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Conquering things, I guess.

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I could conquer Earth,
kill all humans.

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That's a thought.
No!

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We don't need
a war of the worlds.

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That's it! We need
a war of the worlds!

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I'll call Orson Welles.

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Dork calling Orson!
Dork calling Orson!

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You're asking me,

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the renowned spokesman
for Paul Masson wine,

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to recreate my brilliant
1938 radio broadcast

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merely to deceive
and impress the wife
of this skinny reptile?

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Sorry. Never mind.

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I'll do it for free.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt our program

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of The Jonas Brothers
and their orchestra

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to bring you
a special bulletin.

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(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)

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We interrupt our program
of The Jonas brothers
and their orchestra

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to bring you
a special bulletin.

248
00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:16,879
I'm speaking to you
from the hickory farms
in Grover's Mall, New Jersey,

249
00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,839
through a mouthful
of summer sausage,

250
00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:22,134
mmm, where I hardly
know where to begin. Mmm!

251
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:26,388
A huge spacecraft,
piloted by
a devastatingly handsome...

252
00:12:26,473 --> 00:12:28,640
(SIGHS)
Now, how in God's name

253
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,184
do I know
what the fellow looks like

254
00:12:30,268 --> 00:12:32,478
if he's inside a ship
miles in the air?

255
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:34,354
It's just foolish
on its face.

256
00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:36,857
If you want the cheese log,
you'll read what I wrote.

257
00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:39,026
Very well.
I shall comply.

258
00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:42,779
I'm getting reports
that cities across the globe

259
00:12:42,906 --> 00:12:45,240
are being destroyed
by this noble invader,

260
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:48,994
whose good looks are
apparently discernible
across vast distances

261
00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,579
and through solid metal.

262
00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:54,249
But wait,
the leader of the attack
is swaggering out of his ship

263
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:57,336
and up to a convenient
nearby microphone.

264
00:12:57,879 --> 00:13:00,631
Now, why couldn't I have
just described his
appearance at this point?

265
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,925
This is the type of
thing I'm talking about.

266
00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:07,387
People of Earth, I am Lrrr,
conqueror of your planet.

267
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,097
(WHISPERS)
Cue screams.

268
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:10,307
(ALL SCREAMING)

269
00:13:10,642 --> 00:13:12,809
You will now
remove your skulls

270
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:15,479
and play dodgeball with them
for my amusement!

271
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:19,566
Ooh! I could swear
his horns have gotten longer!

272
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,444
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)

273
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,948
Sir, I've intercepted
an Earth broadcast.

274
00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:27,866
Put it up on the Zenith.

275
00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:29,785
Oh, God!

276
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,828
WELLES:
Earth is conquered,

277
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:34,540
the destruction
of civilization complete.

278
00:13:34,624 --> 00:13:37,292
Now stay tuned for
Little Orphan Annie.

279
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:41,797
To hell with
Little Orphan Annie!
We've got to do something.

280
00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:44,550
What's that, honey?
How many dead?

281
00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:47,094
I don't know, 80 million?

282
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,638
Okay. I love you, too.

283
00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:52,140
That was Ndnd.
She's taking me back!

284
00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,433
(ALL CHEERING)

285
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,103
I'm sorry I've
been so difficult.

286
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:10,158
So, you thought you could
conquer us so easily, eh?

287
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,327
Nice job. We surrender.

288
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:15,247
Earth is yours.

289
00:14:16,207 --> 00:14:17,332
(CHUCKLES)

290
00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:18,834
Damn, I'm good.

291
00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:21,086
Now, may I please
have that cheese log?

292
00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:29,177
O glorious conqueror,
permit me to
offer up a sacrifice.

293
00:14:29,596 --> 00:14:30,721
How about this?

294
00:14:31,848 --> 00:14:33,181
Hey!

295
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,475
Yeah, he'll do.

296
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,519
Come on, Lrrr.
Show's over.

297
00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:39,021
Fine, okay.

298
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:40,647
About this conquering thing,

299
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:41,982
(CHUCKLES)

300
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:43,358
Funny story...

301
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:53,702
Hello, Lrrr.

302
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,580
Lrrr! Put a stop
to this right now!

303
00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:58,582
Okay! Okay! Quit nagging!

304
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:01,960
Lrrr,
why are you yelling softly
with the purple-furred one?

305
00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:04,212
Uh, it's nothing, my queen.

306
00:15:05,923 --> 00:15:07,299
He messed up my hair.

307
00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:08,634
I'm missing a leg!

308
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,552
We fought like hell, sir,

309
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:13,930
but in the end,
we caved like a house
of soufflé cards.

310
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:16,058
Got it.
Peace with honor.

311
00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,643
Well, I resign again.

312
00:15:17,727 --> 00:15:18,769
Come, Nixon.

313
00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:20,812
Introduce me to
the kitchen staff.

314
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:23,857
I must lay down the law
about Lrrr's low-sodium diet.

315
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,485
You've got to
tell her the truth.

316
00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:28,528
And lay off
the salted peanuts!

317
00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:30,906
I'm just trying to
get the leg taste
out of my mouth.

318
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:35,243
Lrrr! I'm in here now,
not out there!

319
00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:36,495
Give me a little time.

320
00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:39,539
With a lady like Ndnd,
one must use finesse.

321
00:15:39,624 --> 00:15:41,750
Coming, gigantums!

322
00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:12,447
Mmm. That's crisp.

323
00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:14,366
Yes, but no more so

324
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:17,035
than your
squamous dorsal plates
in the moonlight.

325
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,037
(SHUDDERS)

326
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:21,498
I am experiencing arousal.

327
00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:23,792
My organs are
moving into position.

328
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:36,179
Ndnd, there's something
I've got to tell you.

329
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:38,223
What is it?
Is there someone else?

330
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:42,060
What? No, no,
it's about this
takeover of Earth.

331
00:16:42,145 --> 00:16:43,729
It's... It's...

332
00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,814
The spark that
reignited our marriage?

333
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:48,275
Yes! Exactly.

334
00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:50,610
Good night. (SNORING)

335
00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,327
(SOBBING)

336
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:02,414
Oh, lord. Now what?

337
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:04,499
I couldn't tell
her the truth.

338
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,460
Look, you scaly crybaby,

339
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,962
you do what I say
and you do it now!

340
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,630
NDND: I knew it!

341
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:15,343
Frying pans!
Cast-iron frying pans!

342
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,095
It's not what
it looks like!

343
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:18,513
What do I do?

344
00:17:18,681 --> 00:17:19,806
Do what I say.

345
00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:21,808
Tell her!
Tell me what?

346
00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:23,518
Give me the heavy one.

347
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:28,440
(SIGHS) The invasion was
all a fake. I just wanted
to impress you.

348
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:29,983
You lied?

349
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,777
What else have you
been hiding from me?

350
00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,865
What else? Nothing else.

351
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,742
I still want you, Lrrr,

352
00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:40,869
and I'm willing
to fight for you.

353
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:43,705
All I got left is
a colander and a pie pan.

354
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:46,208
Lrrr?

355
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:50,128
(CHUCKLES) Look, we only had
one date. I barely mated
with her.

356
00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:52,547
Whatever.
I harbor no
resentment against her.

357
00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:56,760
What I want to know

358
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,471
is what is up between you
and Bossy Boots here.

359
00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:02,140
Her?
She's just a bossy friend.

360
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:03,308
Exactly!

361
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,977
She nagged you, tormented you
and pushed you around.

362
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:07,813
That is my job!

363
00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,272
This must be settled.

364
00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:14,402
I demand the ancient ritual
of Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr
or Consequences!

365
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,073
Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or what?

366
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,125
Let the ritual begin!

367
00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:31,670
The rules are the same
as in the home version.

368
00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:35,048
Lrrr must simply choose
between myself and Leela...

369
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,800
Fine. Hurry up.

370
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,844
...by shooting
the one he rejects.

371
00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:40,929
(ALL GASP)

372
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,848
Lrrr, I'm getting angry.

373
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:44,307
Don't you go
through with this.

374
00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:47,644
She is not the boss of you!
I am the boss of you!

375
00:18:50,022 --> 00:18:51,481
Um... Oh...

376
00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:53,275
Leela's going to die!

377
00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:55,360
What would
Delivery-Boy Man do?

378
00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,619
I do not want
to shoot anybody.

379
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:06,496
You never want
to do anything!

380
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,039
Oh, nag, nag, nag.

381
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:10,709
You want me to stop nagging?
Then shoot me!

382
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,210
Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?

383
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:14,379
Beats staring at your
fat ass on the couch!

384
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:16,172
Oh, yeah? I'll show you!

385
00:19:18,718 --> 00:19:21,052
Ray-blocking power!

386
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,347
(GASPS)

387
00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:26,057
(ALL GASPING)

388
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:31,104
Fry!

389
00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:32,731
(SOBBING)

390
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,902
Lrrr!
You were willing to shoot
that bossy temptress!

391
00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:40,155
You really do
value my nagging
above all others!

392
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:50,373
Good night, dumb prince.

393
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,626
Come back, Lrrr!

394
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,836
I want to have
your popplers!

395
00:19:55,212 --> 00:19:57,172
There'll never
be anyone but you!

396
00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:59,591
Hello.

397
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:00,967
Of course I'll marry you.

398
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,136
Wait,
what the shmell happened?

399
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:06,181
I thought Ndnd
disintegrated you
with this ray gun.

400
00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:08,475
(SCOFFS) It's just
a cheap teleporter.

401
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,352
I bought it out of the back
of a comic book.

402
00:20:10,436 --> 00:20:11,436
Cha-ching!

403
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,648
The teleporter gun?
That means Fry
might still be...

404
00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:16,524
Fry!
Fry?

405
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:18,818
Is this him?

406
00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:20,236
(ALL CHEER)

407
00:20:20,363 --> 00:20:22,280
Fry! You're alive!

408
00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,531
Not only that,

409
00:20:23,616 --> 00:20:26,826
I now know exactly
how to end my comic book.

410
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:28,370
Let's watch.

411
00:20:28,746 --> 00:20:30,538
FRY:
Say good-bye
to your forehead,

412
00:20:30,623 --> 00:20:32,540
because I'm going
to shoot you in it!

413
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,126
Not if I leap in
front of your death ray,

414
00:20:35,211 --> 00:20:36,628
and I am going to do that.

415
00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,880
Jumping sound! Ow!

416
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:40,423
I didn't shoot yet.

417
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:43,718
As usual, your delivery
arrived too soon.

418
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:45,553
(GROANS)

419
00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:50,892
Oh, Delivery-Boy Man!
You saved me
by random chance!

420
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,936
Don't thank random chance.

421
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,105
Thank my
meteor-wishing power,

422
00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:56,731
with your lips.

423
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:01,611
Good ending.

424
00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:02,904
Not great.

425
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,440
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