1 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,540 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:14,710 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,600 So there it is, people. 4 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,540 Due to budget cutbacks, 5 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,400 we will no longer be offering free squid guts in the kitchen. 6 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,880 Oh, boo-hoo. 7 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:51,910 Everyone, look at my latest invention! 8 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,610 Okay. 9 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,920 I like how it's not killing us so far. 10 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:57,220 It takes any object 11 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,890 and makes two smaller copies. 12 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:02,860 Ooh! All right! Why? 13 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,030 You see, as I age, 14 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:07,890 I've been shrinking and feeling colder. 15 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,360 So I now need twice as many sweaters, 16 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,230 in a smaller size. 17 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:16,170 First I scan the old sweater. 18 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,470 Then we add some matter. 19 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:20,540 Any old useless matter will do. 20 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:26,850 Now the matter prism reorganizes the raw material 21 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:29,150 into two smaller copies. 22 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,490 So that's where baby sweaters come from. 23 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,960 Enclosed as a pdf attachment: 24 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:43,430 A picture of yourself, in a boat, on a river. 25 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,470 It's a river that flows in two directions. 26 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,500 Make that three. 27 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:49,540 It's a magic river, that's how. 28 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,970 And it's flowing down the eerie canal to... 29 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,270 The scary door. 30 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,040 That's "eerie" with two e's. 31 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,450 Consider, if you have the energy, 32 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:03,750 Dr. Daniel zenus, an inventor with a terminal case 33 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:05,450 of "the lazies." 34 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,690 This robot will do everything for me. 35 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,820 Robot, activate yourself and do my research. 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,560 Ah... 37 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:20,770 Next, assume my social obligations. 38 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,480 Dr. zenus, 39 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,950 for a lifetime of scientific achievement, 40 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:33,850 we present this award to... 41 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:35,780 Your robot. 42 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:38,720 Daddy, I love you. 43 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,420 If only I'd programmed the robot 44 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:46,630 to be more careful what I wished for. 45 00:02:46,690 --> 00:02:49,660 Robot, experience this tragic irony for me. 46 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:54,170 No! 47 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,240 Ah... 48 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,510 Ah... 49 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,640 Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff. 50 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:02,840 I know, right? 51 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,850 Bender, thank God I found you in time. 52 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,180 I need someone in the lab immediately, 53 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,250 to fold my new sweaters. 54 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,690 I'm sorry, do you see a robot in this room named "folder"? 55 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:20,760 Oh, fortunately, I came prepared with a back-up phrasing. 56 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:24,400 Bender, would you mind "bending" my new sweaters? 57 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:26,830 There's only two of them. Wait. Oh. 58 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,670 You want me to do two things? Man, I'd call my lawyer 59 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:33,310 if dialing a phone wasn't such a hassle. 60 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:36,140 Razza frazza two things. 61 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,750 Ooh. Razza frazza duplicator. 62 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,450 Now for some tasty matter. 63 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,400 Howdy, fellas. I'm Bender. 64 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,330 Go to hell, old man! 65 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,470 I like your attitude. Let's party. 66 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,470 But first, fold these two sweaters. 67 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,800 I'm sorry, do you see a robot 68 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,140 in this room named "folder"? 69 00:04:08,710 --> 00:04:09,910 Damn, you're cute. 70 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,250 ♪ ♪ 71 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,810 Hi. I'm Bender. This is my robot Bender, 72 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,520 and this is my other robot Bender. 73 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,580 Oh, lord. 74 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,780 They're 60% 75 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,690 scale replicas of me, Bender. 76 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,660 Does that mean they only do 60% of the work you do, 77 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,660 or that they actually do more work 78 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,690 because they're only 60% as lazy? 79 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,660 Shut up. 80 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:04,900 That's a good one. 81 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,830 Enough good ones, everyone. 82 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,870 We have a delivery to an alien space giant. 83 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,340 You'll have to be respectful. 84 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,210 This customer is 50 feet tall 85 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,640 and sensitive about his appearance. 86 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:18,340 Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, 87 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,410 humungous acne cream... 88 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,320 Aw, and one regular-sized condom. 89 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,450 All that and a small wiener? 90 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,450 This guy's got it goin' on! 91 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:43,870 Remember, don't show any reaction to his appearance. 92 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,540 I hope that's vanishing cream, 93 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,880 'cause that needs to go away. 94 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:54,210 Oh, that's cold-blooded! 95 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,550 Shh. 96 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,750 It's okay. I understand. 97 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,890 My unusual appearance makes people nervous. 98 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,790 You used humor to defuse the tension. 99 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,790 Yep, and there's still a little more tension. 100 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:04,960 So look out! 101 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,190 You so ugly, when trick-or-treaters come 102 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,200 to your house, they give you candy. 103 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,370 You so ugly, when you go to the bank, 104 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:14,770 they ask you to put on a ski mask! 105 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,040 You so ugly, you cracked the daily mirror. 106 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,640 It's a newspaper! 107 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,640 I wish it weren't so, 108 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,740 but many of these things are true. 109 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,050 Anyhow, you've lowered my self-esteem a bit more, 110 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,520 but I'm sincerely grateful you came all this way 111 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:30,920 to deliver my fungus chisel. 112 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:32,080 Don't feel bad, sir. 113 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,620 It's not your fault. 114 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:35,860 You probably just inherited your appearance 115 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,490 from your mother. What?! 116 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,790 No one insults my mama! 117 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:57,880 Oh, God, shield your eyes! 118 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,110 It's like Edward James olmos on imax! 119 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:09,690 Did you see his face when I said he so ugly? 120 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,060 No, I blacked out, 'cause he so ugly! 121 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,160 Hey guys, quit reminiscing and grab me two cigars. 122 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,560 One thing each? 123 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:19,830 Sounds fair. 124 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,900 Wait, make that four cigars. 125 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:24,640 You want us to do four things? 126 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,610 My manwich! 127 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,150 What's up, shorty? 128 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:40,120 And that's the story of how one of me became two, 129 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:42,720 and two became four, making seven total. 130 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:44,090 The end. 131 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,130 I just like having the end locker. 132 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,200 It's not like Amy cares about it at all. 133 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:52,600 But no, she won't trade with me. 134 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:55,030 A rat! Yes, she is a rat. 135 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,770 No, look! 136 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,940 Which way to the tiny hookers? 137 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,740 A big, fat roach! 138 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:04,110 What? I thought I put that away. 139 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:06,580 No, there! 140 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,550 Who are you? 141 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,620 Bender sent me. 142 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,820 ♪ ♪ 143 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:18,480 Hey, I know that guy. 144 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:27,570 Scruffy, what is that tiny Bender doing in my soup? 145 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:30,770 It appears to be giving you the finger, sir. Enjoy. 146 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:33,980 Help me, help me! I'm too lazy to escape! 147 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,090 What? 148 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,160 This place is crawling with you's! 149 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,030 So there's more Benders around. 150 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,460 As far as I'm concerned, that's good news. 151 00:08:57,530 --> 00:08:59,130 Bad news, everyone. 152 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,170 Look at this infinite series representing the mass 153 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,470 of successive generations of Benders. 154 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,080 Don't wait for me. 155 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:13,110 It's non-convergent! 156 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:14,910 Oh, dip! 157 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,820 Unless we quickly exterminate them, 158 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,980 they'll replicate ad infinitum 159 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,820 and consume all the matter on earth. 160 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,090 According to my calculations, 161 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,530 there are 11 generations at the moment. 162 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:31,460 That's 2,046 total Benders we need to destroy. 163 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,230 Wait, does that include me? 164 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,440 Too bad he didn't have his own Bible. 165 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:45,840 Just 2,045 more to go. 166 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,980 ♪ ♪ 167 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,320 2,045. 2,046! 168 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:27,620 That's it. We got 'em all, except for the big one. 169 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:30,390 Wait, this isn't a real Bender. 170 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,360 It's a talking doll from when Bender had that sitcom 171 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:36,090 about the city robot who moves back to the farm. 172 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,330 Shut your pumpkin, bumpkin. 173 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,440 All right, so I let one measly Bender get away. 174 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,240 How much harm can one infinitely self-reproducing robot do? 175 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:50,280 Bender! How could you be so lazy and irresponsible? 176 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,480 Hey. What? 177 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:54,010 Did someone say I'm great? 178 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,280 What's with the grey goo? 179 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,490 Bite my tiny metal ass! 180 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,420 Hey, those jerklings ate my couch. 181 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,890 Oh, God! 182 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,530 We've opened pandora's fly. 183 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,530 They'll reproduce without limit, 184 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,930 consuming all the matter in the world! 185 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,600 Like the kardashians. 186 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,240 Now they drank my booze?! 187 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,170 They've gone too far! 188 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,640 Wait a second. 189 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,140 All Benders are powered by alcohol! 190 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,980 Of course. 191 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:29,250 Long before the Benders devour the earth, 192 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,180 they'll deplete the planet's booze and die off. 193 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,020 This is a problem that will solve itself. 194 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,690 A problem that solves itself? 195 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,390 That sounds like a job for me, Bender. 196 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,600 Our top story. 197 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,900 All alcohol on earth has mysteriously disappeared. 198 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,700 Consequences are minimal, 199 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:51,870 except among the most hardened alcoholics. 200 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:53,410 Linda? 201 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,810 I can no longer face my children! 202 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,180 Crisis averted. 203 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,510 Without alcohol, the Benders are dying off. 204 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:10,090 A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. 205 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,420 Well, into the toilet. 206 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,570 So sober, so weak. 207 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:22,630 Things really worked out nicely this time. 208 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:31,210 This doesn't taste like old-man water. 209 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,350 Everyone to the situation room! 210 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,580 I was lying here snoozing, 211 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:40,350 dreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne 212 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,190 with six of the world's most distinguished scientists, 213 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,360 when suddenly, I realized 214 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,490 my bathwater had been transformed into alcohol. 215 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,260 Alcohol? 216 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,860 Hoo-wee! 217 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,240 Chug, chug, chug, chug! 218 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,500 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 219 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,370 Mmm. 220 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,410 It's like fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum. 221 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,180 How can this be? 222 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,080 I thought the Benders drank all the alcohol in the world. 223 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,550 They did, but then they made more! 224 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:17,290 You see, once the Benders reached atomic scale, 225 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,130 they began directly manipulating water and co2 molecules 226 00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:23,630 to make alcohol. 227 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,230 In a matter of hours, 228 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,640 there will be no more fresh water on earth. 229 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,690 Oh, no! 230 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,900 What will I mix with my scotch? 231 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,780 Hey, you! 232 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,880 Good evening. 233 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,280 Who are you calling drunk? 234 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:47,850 You're not drunk. I'm drunk. 235 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,650 That's right, Linda. 236 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,320 Water is now.... now booze, 237 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:54,960 and everyone's tiddy much protally fit-shaced. 238 00:13:56,460 --> 00:14:01,030 Turning to sports, the indy 500 was today. 239 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,130 There were no survivors. 240 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,040 This chair is so comfortable. 241 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,040 Classic Amy. 242 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,010 You want to see a picture of my boy? 243 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,680 Sure. 244 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,120 That's your penis. 245 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,780 That's my boy. 246 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,690 I guess this isn't... n-not so bad. 247 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,160 As long as we don't need to use our mental... 248 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,960 Mental... 249 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:27,930 Minds? 250 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,490 What? 251 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,810 No, listen. 252 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:43,240 I... freaking love you. 253 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,980 And I don't throw that word around. 254 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,580 I know you don't. 255 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,880 That's why I love you. 256 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,980 Are the pizza muffins ready? 257 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,290 He's here for revenging, that's why! 258 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,060 No! Wait! I'm here to apologize. 259 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,730 For your looks? 260 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:03,360 Nice one. 261 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,960 Well, yes, actually, it is sort of related to that. 262 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,400 Can we talk? 263 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,970 Grabbing your spaceship was not okay. 264 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,300 I-I lost my cool, and I'm sorry. 265 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,170 In group, I learned that I tend to be a bit... 266 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,740 Repulsive? 267 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,340 Sensitive. 268 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,950 So now I'm, like, trying to work on my attitude, 269 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,150 and project an air of positivity. 270 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,820 You're projecting an air of something. 271 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,950 Phew! 272 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,920 You're so stinky, you need right guard and left guard. 273 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:34,090 I'll take your hygiene advice to heart. 274 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,660 You're ugly! 275 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,860 Hey! Ow! 276 00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,630 Yo, freak show! 277 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,600 Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting. 278 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,340 Timeless. 279 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,170 Okay, deep breath, deep breath. 280 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,780 Dr. lesterman? 281 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,950 I'm sorry to bother you, but I think I'm close 282 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,480 to a temper-control incident. 283 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,220 You have reached the office 284 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,790 of Dr. Judy lesterman and Dr. ira rothkiss. 285 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,220 The office is now closed. 286 00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,690 If this is a pharmacy calling... 287 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,670 That's it! I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but I... 288 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,940 I will destroy you all! 289 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,640 I won't stop until your whole planet is as ugly 290 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:25,180 as you perceive me to be! 291 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,080 That will take a very long time. 292 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:31,150 Okay. Stop! Stop! 293 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:36,620 Stupid... 294 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,920 Ah. 295 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,560 Blender, 296 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,190 you're the only one who's sober. 297 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,300 You got to do something! 298 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,330 Haven't I done enough already? 299 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,300 Please, stop the monster. 300 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,400 Just do that one thing! 301 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,840 Make it zero, and you got a deal. 302 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,710 What if I foldeded the Professor's sweaters for you? 303 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,740 Both of them? 304 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,110 You mean you'll do two things, and I only have to do one thing? 305 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,350 Yeah. Just save the world. 306 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,150 Sucker. 307 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,060 Legion of Benders, come unto me! 308 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,630 We have one thing to do. 309 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:15,960 Screw that! 310 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,660 Ah, come on, you lazy jerks! 311 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,330 If we all pitch in, 312 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,100 we each only have to do one quintillionth of a thing. 313 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:24,240 All right. 314 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:50,590 Big Bender starts right now. 315 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,830 Get a shave, ugly! 316 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,270 Oh. 317 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,040 How about some aftershave, dumpy? 318 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,980 You big bully! 319 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:11,580 You ugly nerd, enjoy a nice guggenheim swirly! 320 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,960 Let this beating be a lesson 321 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,230 about never attacking those more handsome than oneself. 322 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,630 All I wanted was to apologize to you people. 323 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,370 But now I have to kill you. 324 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,210 How, by making me look at you? 325 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,740 No. By making you look at... my mama! 326 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,810 Your mama's so ugly! 327 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,580 I told you not to talk about my mama! 328 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,940 Walk toward the light, Bender. 329 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,270 Aw, man, do I have to walk? 330 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:11,310 No! 331 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,210 Huh? Huh? 332 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:24,890 No! 333 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,290 At last... I'm beautiful! 334 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,230 Yeah, if you're into gray dust. 335 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,670 Bender, you di' it! 336 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:38,040 No, we di' it. 337 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,010 Ladies and gentlemen, if together we were able 338 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,410 to defeat this giant space monster, 339 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,910 think how also we might defeat the monsters 340 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,280 of poverty and disease and unliteracy. 341 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,050 In this spirit, I ask my fellow Benders 342 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,920 to join me in working diligently to... 343 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,150 Boo! 344 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,120 Go to hell! 345 00:19:57,190 --> 00:20:00,060 Come on, let's go someplace where we don't have 346 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:02,530 to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time. 347 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,980 Well, that was dumb. 348 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,680 Man, were we drunk. 349 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,850 What happened, Professor? 350 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,990 Something absolutely incredible! 351 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,090 The sweaters got folded! 352 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,590 But how? 353 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,130 I didn't do it. 354 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,760 Bender, did you learn a lesson about not being lazy 355 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,170 while the rest of us were bombed out of our gourds? 356 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:43,700 Maybe I did, Fry. 357 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,370 Maybe I did. 358 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,270 Or maybe I rescued one last mini-Bender 359 00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,910 to fold stupid, ugly sweaters while I laughed at him. 360 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,050 I guess we'll never know. 361 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:01,340 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com