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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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♪ ♪
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Synced and corrected by Arcinboldi
www.addic7ed.com
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Who likes good news?
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Everyone?
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Then, good news, everyone.
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Our next delivery isn't to some
dangerous outer space planet.
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It's to Earth.
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Earth is dangerous.
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I fell off my
chair there once.
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Quit it, Earth.
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We won't even have
to leave New New York.
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The package is going
to Long Long Island.
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Yes, to the lavish
Mafia-style villa of the Donbot.
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The Donbot?
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The vicious robot gangster?
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I'd better use
my special robot vision
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to see what's inside.
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It looks like a pair of clamps.
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When are those new clamps going
to get here?
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These are all rusted out
with snitch juice.
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Patience, Clamps, it is my
eldest daughter's wedding day.
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You don't want the Space Pope to
see you clamping, now, do you?
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Oh, geez,
I forgot my Pope manners.
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Dearly beloved,
it is with great speed
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that I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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♪ ♪
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May I help you
with some assistance?
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Delivery for Francis
X. Clampazzo?
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We don't got nobody here
by that alias.
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Hey, hey, that's me.
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Those my new clamps?
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Your name's Francis?
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Guys, look, it's Calculon
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and the Robot Devil
and an open bar.
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What's not to sneak into?
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Bender, you can't crash
a mob wedding.
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You forget, Leela.
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I'm Bender, owner of disguise.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my good friend Calculon.
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Hey, this one's
for the new couple.
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It's your day.
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It's all about you.
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♪ Who's that singing
at your wedding? ♪
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♪ It's Calculon, Calculon ♪
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♪ Calculon. ♪
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Hey.
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Oh.
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Piscopo.
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This guy.
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Bada-boing.
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Hey, sexy, I'm Bender.
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What brings you
to this tacky soiree?
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I'm the bride.
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Oops.
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How about you, baby,
want to do it?
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Bender, it's me, Fanny.
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You who?
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The Donbot's wife?
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We had an affair?
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An affair, huh?
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Sounds like me.
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Geez, I'd better be
a little more careful.
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I don't want to hit on anybody
I already had sex with.
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Hi-ya, Bella.
Hi, Mom.
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What about you?
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You're my third choice.
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Oh, Bender, this is all
happening too slowly.
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Let's get married.
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Quiet, I'm making out
with a floozy.
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Hold your clapper.
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Someone's coming.
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Donbot, please,
I'll pay you back
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as soon as you loan me
some more money.
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Sorry, Calculon.
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It gives me no joy to do this,
because Clamps will be doing it.
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Clamps, here are
your new clamps.
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Clamps!
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No, no.
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Line?
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No...!
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Yeah, Daddy
hates welchers.
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The only thing he hates
worse is witnesses.
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And guys who mess around
with his daughters.
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And attempt to duplicate
his meatball recipe.
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How was the wedding, Bender?
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Says who?
I didn't witness anything!
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In entertainment news,
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two-time Oscar pool winner
Calculon was brutally clamped
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yesterday
by an unknown assailant.
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Poor Calculon.
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All right,
Amy, you win!
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The mob did it.
I saw the whole thing
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while also having hot sex
with the Donbot's daughter.
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I'm scared and great at sex.
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Bender, you need to go to
the police and tell them
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a tastefully edited version
of what you just said.
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What, and have the Mafia
come after me, too?
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No way.
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This secret goes to my grave.
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The Bureau is offering
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anyone with information about
this gangland-style clamping
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a $50 reward.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, and then
Calculon said, "No, no.
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No...!"
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And then I ate some
excellent meatballs.
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Can I have my
50 bucks now?
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I enjoyed your story,
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especially
the tasteful love scene,
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but it's not enough
to convict the Donbot.
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You'll have to testify
in open court.
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No, no.
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Can I have another $50?
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No.
No?
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No!
No...!
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All rise for the
Honorable Judge 723.
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Be seated.
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Organized crime is
a plague on our society,
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and I will not tolerate any form
of intimidation during...
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All rise for the
Honorable Judge 724.
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Good day.
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I'd like to say
I'm prepared to tolerate
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several if not all forms of
intimidation during this trial.
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Prosecutor?
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Your Honor, the prosecution
pecks for a mistrial
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on the grounds
of jury tampering.
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Donbot?
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Motion denied.
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Prosecutor,
call your first witness.
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People call our star witness
Mr. X,
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whose appearance will be altered
be-caw-se he's in grave danger.
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Bender, I've been looking
for you.
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Which cake do you like better
for our wedding?
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Bender?
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Aah, fix it, fix it,
fix it, fix it!
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Whew, that was close.
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Isn't it true, Mr. X,
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that you are slandering
this innocent mafioso
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to distract
from your own felonious past,
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including a crime
you made up yourself
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called
"burgle-arson-arceny"?
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That's a wholly
owned trademark
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of Rodriguez
Crime Concepts, Inc.
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Besides, I'm not
on trial here.
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That's true.
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You're on trial
in Courtroom Three.
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You are charged
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with two counts of
burgle-arson-arceny.
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How do you plead?
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Not inno-guilty-cent.
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And then the Donbot said,
"Sorry, Calculon,"
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and then Calculon said,
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"No...!"
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I think we've heard enough.
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Wait, I'm not finished.
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...o!
Now I'm finished.
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Your Honor,
the prosecution roosts.
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Have you reached a verdict?
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Indeed.
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After a steamy
12-way deliberation,
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we find the accused guilty as...
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Wait.
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The Donbot is innocent.
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Calculon,
who is that escorting you?
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Yes, who?
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My personal trainer,
and he's trained me
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to say that my wounds
were self-inflicted,
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for you see I am
a big Hollywood idiot dumb guy
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what does dat sort of ting.
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Poifect.
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We find the Donbot...
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Dramatic pause.
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...not guilty.
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Honey, if you're
marrying Bender,
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you might want to get
a black dress for the wedding.
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That's going
to look hot.
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Don't be scared, Bender.
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We're putting you in the
Witness Relocation Program.
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You'll be given
a new identity,
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a new place to live,
and this iPod.
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I don't want it
anymore.
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So I got to hide forever?
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No, just until the Robot
Mafia finds and kills you.
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They're pretty good
at that.
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Good-bye, Professor.
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Before I leave,
I just want you to know
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I've never done
any work whatsoever.
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Zoidberg, I know it seems
like I can't stand you.
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Leela, you'll have
to watch out for Fry now.
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Oh, Lord.
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I wish I could go
with you, pal.
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Me, too.
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I'll need a butler.
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Bender, we have to go.
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There'll never be
another like him.
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Let's hire
someone better.
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Clamps.
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Clamps!
Huh?
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Listen to my boss words.
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I would like you to apply
for Bender's old job
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and cozy up to this Fry,
his best friend.
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Yeah, and then I'll introduce
him to my best friend--
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clamp number one!
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Sorry, toots.
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No, Clamps.
No clamps.
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Sooner or later
Bender will contact Fry,
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as relocated squealers
always do.
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Then with the clamps, Francis.
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Francis... Francis?
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I'll clamp you
with the Francis!
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Hey, oh,
take it ease.
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Hey there, slick,
I'm here about the job.
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Take a seat.
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We'll begin the
interviews shortly.
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We'll start with Andrew.
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Yeah, they all
kind of broke.
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So, when do I start?
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Everyone, this is Francis.
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Hey, Francis.
Hello, Francis.
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Hello.
Cute name.
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Look what he can do.
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Wow!
Whoa!
Oh!
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Yeah, I do it all-- clamping,
crimping, occasional snipping.
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Snipping?
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Looks like you may be
out of a job, Zoidberg.
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Ha, ha, ha, that's all good fun,
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but of course a clamp
is no substitute
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for the precision
of a genuine...
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Francis, would you do
the honors?
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Stay off my turf!
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Yeesh.
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That guy can bite
my shiny metal clamps.
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You remind me of my
old friend Bender.
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Oh, yeah?
Where does he safely live?
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I don't know. Hey, you want
to come to my house and play?
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Yeah, sounds like freakin' fun.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Eh, four stinking years
of clamping school for this?!
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Greetings, Francis.
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Sorry if I was
a little hostile before,
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but snipping is the only reason
I'm even tolerated around here.
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Not like you, with those
magnificent squeezers.
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Squeezers? Squeezers?!
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They're clamps,
you (bleep)!
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If I want to (bleep)
snip with these clamps,
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I will snip with these
(bleep) clamps!
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Why do you think
they call me...
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Francis?
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Francis,
I have good news!
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It's time
for your first delivery...
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to the moon!
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Fan (bleep) tastic!
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Here's the 200 feet of rope
you ordered, Sheriff Furley.
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Hot diggity!
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You fellers want to stick around
for the hanging tomorrow?
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It's gonna be a doozy.
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I sure do love
hanging people.
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Well, I best start
cutting the nooses.
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Oh, you know
who could help with that?
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00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,701
Francis!
262
00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:09,440
Nice job, Francis.
263
00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:11,075
I like how
you didn't get drunk
264
00:13:11,109 --> 00:13:12,643
and steal anyone's organs,
like our old robot.
265
00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:14,211
Bender?!
266
00:13:17,581 --> 00:13:20,216
Bender, it's me Fry!
267
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,884
Hee-yah!
268
00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:35,039
I knew Bender would turn up
purely by coincidence.
269
00:13:35,073 --> 00:13:37,575
Take care of him,
but do it quietly.
270
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:39,043
Don't worry.
271
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:41,613
We're in space,
where no one can hear you clamp.
272
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,384
What do you know?
273
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:47,886
The Feds gave Bender
a new identity as a moon farmer.
274
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,855
He must be afraid
to break character,
275
00:13:49,889 --> 00:13:51,990
in case there's any robot mafia
scuzzballs around.
276
00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,392
Huh?
277
00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:55,561
Come on, let's
go check on him.
278
00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,462
I checked on a guy once.
279
00:13:57,497 --> 00:14:00,132
I checked him into tiny pieces!
280
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,567
Bender?
281
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:02,868
Nope, don't recollect
282
00:14:02,902 --> 00:14:04,603
nobody by that name.
283
00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:07,071
But let me ask my
son-in-law. Billy?
284
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:08,640
Yes, Moon-Pa?
285
00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:10,976
These nice big-city
hillbillies are looking
286
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,778
for someone named Bender.
287
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,513
You know him?
288
00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:17,917
Nope. He ain't any
of the eight people I ever met.
289
00:14:17,951 --> 00:14:19,719
Bender, it's us,
your friends.
290
00:14:19,753 --> 00:14:22,088
You can drop
the hillbilly moron act.
291
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,956
Sorry, mister,
but I'm no Bender.
292
00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:26,326
I'm just a simple farmer.
293
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,061
Name's Billy West.
294
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:29,529
Billy West?
295
00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:32,432
What a stupid, phony,
made-up name.
296
00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:34,066
You city folk
are probably hungry
297
00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:36,836
from premarital sex
and flag-burning.
298
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,905
Y'all want to stay
for supper?
299
00:14:38,939 --> 00:14:41,608
Well, my boyfriend and I
were going to have sex
300
00:14:41,642 --> 00:14:44,377
on a burning flag,
but I could have a bite.
301
00:14:46,414 --> 00:14:50,684
May I present my beautiful
robot wife, the Crushinator.
302
00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:53,486
She's serving up the dinner
and the charm.
303
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,121
Mashed chicken,
Mr. Fry?
304
00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,756
Sure.
305
00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:03,997
So, uh, Billy,
where were you born?
306
00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:06,066
Right here in moon country.
307
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,335
And how long have
you been a farmer?
308
00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,436
Reckon I was born a farmer.
309
00:15:10,471 --> 00:15:12,939
Folks say my mama was a hoe.
310
00:15:12,973 --> 00:15:16,676
Oh, dear, I seem
to have warped my fork.
311
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,412
Could you bend it back
for me, Billy?
312
00:15:19,446 --> 00:15:21,915
Bend it?
I can't even lift it.
313
00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:26,053
Which is weird, seeing as how
my daddy was a forklift.
314
00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:28,322
Wow. Bender is
really committed
315
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,658
to his new
Jethrovian identity.
316
00:15:30,726 --> 00:15:33,027
If y'all are finished,
317
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,131
I'll drive y'all back to town
in the old clunker.
318
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,002
So, y'all flew here
in a spacey ship?
319
00:15:41,036 --> 00:15:42,537
Stop talking
like that!
320
00:15:42,571 --> 00:15:43,872
You live
on the moon!
321
00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:45,440
If that is Bender,
322
00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:47,475
I guess he's just happier
in his new life.
323
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:50,011
I refuse to believe
anyone is happy!
324
00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:53,715
Mr. West, would you mind
if I examined your brain?
325
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,083
Examine?
326
00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:57,986
Heck, if you
can find it,
you can keep it.
327
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,659
Gadzooks!
328
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:06,327
Bender's hard drive
329
00:16:06,362 --> 00:16:08,663
no longer contains any
of his old memories!
330
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,465
When the Feds
bumpkinized him,
331
00:16:10,499 --> 00:16:13,468
they completely
wiped out his old identity!
332
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,504
Well, I don't know about that,
333
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:19,941
but who am I to argue
with a man from the sky?
334
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:22,477
So long,
space heroes.
335
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:29,417
You sure you don't
want to kill all humans?
336
00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,820
I love all humans.
337
00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:35,823
He really is gone.
338
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,896
I guess
I'm happy for him.
339
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,998
And honestly,
Francis is a way better friend
340
00:16:45,032 --> 00:16:46,700
than Bender ever was.
341
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,801
Hey, where is
Francis?
342
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,908
One sarsapar-oil-la,
Sheriff.
343
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:57,410
I'm thirsty.
344
00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:58,778
Make it two.
345
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:00,513
I'm greedy.
346
00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:02,916
You got the rest fooled,
but not me.
347
00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:07,055
Now let's take this outside,
so's no one else gets clamped.
348
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:10,092
You're the
boss, stranger.
349
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:16,332
I'm gonna clamp your
body parts off one by one.
350
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,500
But then I'm gonna clamp
your wounds shut
351
00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:21,103
so you stay alive...
while I clamp you some more!
352
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,638
Say your prayers, stoolie.
353
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,373
Okay.
354
00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:28,376
God bless Grandma
and Grandpa...
They're next!
355
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,678
Right now I'm gonna cut
your damn head off!
356
00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:36,015
Drop the robot!
357
00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:39,419
I thought I told you,
358
00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:41,955
I do the cutting around here.
359
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:45,559
♪ ♪
360
00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:07,616
Scuttle on home.
361
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,918
This ain't none
of your business, Slick.
362
00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:11,720
My name isn't Slick.
363
00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:13,588
It's Zoidberg.
364
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:16,992
John (bleep) Zoidberg!
365
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,363
Stop! Zoidberg,
you'll hurt Francis!
366
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,668
Oh, yeah?
Take this and that!
367
00:18:25,703 --> 00:18:27,537
Why, you lousy...!
368
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,450
I'm gonna
clamp your...
369
00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:41,784
Oh!
370
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:43,352
Oh, yeah.
371
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:44,687
Ow. Ow. Ow.
372
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,990
Looks like an all-you-can-
kill lobster fest!
373
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:53,561
That offer was
for a limited time only.
374
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,835
My clamps!
375
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,804
Why, Zoidberg,
why?!
376
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:06,643
Because our friend Francis here
is in reality a bad murderer.
377
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,046
Yup. He was fixin'
to kill me.
378
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,016
This here crawdad
done saved my life!
379
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,555
Bender, you two-timing jerk!
380
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,024
I put off my singing career
for you!
381
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:23,626
If I can't have you, no one can!
382
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,729
Oh, shucks.
383
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,065
Bender!
No!
384
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,534
What?
385
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:40,943
Bender was a hell of a squealer.
386
00:19:40,977 --> 00:19:43,112
Maybe the best there ever was.
387
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,980
We'll send his widow
some meatballs.
388
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:47,884
Clamps, Bella, get
in the way-back.
389
00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:07,369
To my friend, Bender.
390
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,371
A wise man once said
he was a hell of a squealer.
391
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:12,406
Maybe the best there ever was.
392
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:14,441
To Bender!
393
00:20:15,976 --> 00:20:17,942
You pizza's gonna be
another minute.
394
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:20,059
We're still-a waiting for it
to be delivered.
395
00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,506
Bender?
I'm-a no Bender.
396
00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:25,611
You got-a me-a mixed uppa
with another-a robot.
397
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:27,713
You're probably right.
398
00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,182
I don't really remember
what he looks like.
399
00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:31,817
Guys, guys,
it's me, Bender.
400
00:20:33,414 --> 00:20:34,606
He's alive!
401
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,408
So that moon hillbilly
402
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,708
who got murdered was just
an innocent husband and father.
403
00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:43,174
Bender, old 'bot,
404
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,776
the mafia thinks
you're dead.
405
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,843
You can come back
to work with us.
406
00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,677
I'm back, baby!
407
00:20:48,711 --> 00:20:50,950
Pizza's here.
Whoo!
408
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,255
I'll just cut that...
409
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:55,895
You do, and I'll (bleep)
gut you like a fish.