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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Good news, everyone.
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Remember when you asked
to see my family tree?
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No.
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Ta-da!
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This is my ancestor
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Philo Farnsworth,
inventor of television,
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and as a bonus, childhood obesity.
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And here's Dean Farnsworth,
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developer of the Farnsworth test
for colorblindness.
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Where is he, blasted?!
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And just recently, I learned
of a modern-day Farnsworth
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who invented the anti-senility truss.
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That's you, Professor.
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Ah, yes, the Farnsworths boast
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a proud and distinguished lineage.
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No wormy fruit on this tree.
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What about fry?
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Isn't he your distant Uncle?
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Very distant.
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Not a true Farnsworth, mind you.
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He's way over here
on this filthy branch
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riddled with fungus and dung beetles.
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What's with the 17 dung beetles?
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Well, it's 6:00.
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I guess we'll have to deliver
that human heart tomorrow.
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Good work, people.
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Time to go clubbing!
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Baby seals, here I come.
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Guess I better
head over to my night job.
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You have a night job?
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Yup. It's exhausting,
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but I need the extra money
to buy coffee
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so I can stay awake for my night job.
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- But...
- Got to go!
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You've got a surprising
amount of algae
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in your beard, Mr. President.
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Just sit still and let the
algae-eater do its work.
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Oh! Ow!
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Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!
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Hi, Lars.
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Fry.
Whatever.
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I'm heading out to my night job.
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Remember, no loud noise,
no head bowling,
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and no parties,
or it'll be your ass in a jar.
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I want to go to that museum!
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Man, this place is a snooze.
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Hey, fry,
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I challenge president taft here
to a pie-eating contest.
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You're on, skinny.
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Sorry, guys.
You know the rules.
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No fun allowed.
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Come on, you pansy!
I'm thirsty!
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I want me some Tennessee loopy juice!
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And I want loose women!
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The kind that aren't afraid
to show a little ankle.
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Or elbow.
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No visitors.
I'll lose my job.
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Oh, boo-hoo,
I'll lose my minimum wage job.
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You're mean, rutherford b. Hayes!
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Listen here, young man.
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We have nothing to fear
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but running out of beer.
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Oh!
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All right, one small get-together,
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but let's keep it
quiet and dignified.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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Ooh-wee!
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Four more beers!
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Four more beers!
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Yes!
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Right in the ike!
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Nice elbow action.
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So, you grow hemp.
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Yes. And, uh, you do what with it?
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All manner of things.
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Manufacture paper, fabric, rope...
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Oh. Well, nice talking to you.
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Why, I used to smoke
about four feet of rope a day.
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Let me give you my pager number.
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Hey, Reagan, remember when
you asked to see my family tree?
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I asked you to leave me alone.
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The Farnsworths are a remarkable...
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Farnsworth?! That name is a
stain on American history.
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One of the worst traitors of
the revolution was a Farnsworth.
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- You're lying!
- He's George Washington.
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He tends not to do that.
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David Farnsworth was a notorious
British agent and counterfeiter.
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He conspired to bring down our nation
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with his fraudulent currency!
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A Farnsworth did this?
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Oh, dear!
My good name is ruined!
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Hi. I'm Jerry.
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I like movies.
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♪ ♪
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Anyone seen ulysses grant?
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He owes me a cheroot.
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He's over there,
puking in the bushes.
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No!
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Oh, boy.
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Mr. Fry!
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Why are all these people
standing around...
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When they should be partying?
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Hey, hey, lbj, you want to get drunk?
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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Zoidberg, no!
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The effects of jar juice
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aren't fully understood.
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Eh, not bad.
A hint of vitalis and...
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Whoa!
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I recognize this.
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It's the 1960s!
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I did a report on it for
my drug-taking class.
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Hi, I'm Andy warhol,
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and you're some kind
of marvelous lobster-man.
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Right on.
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Say, you got any real soup,
or just this schlock?
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What a horrid bore.
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Ooh.
Huh?
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Far out.
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That head gave me a total head trip!
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Really? I'm gonna lick
Herbert Hoover's head.
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Lick the head!
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Lick the head!
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Whoa, a speakeasy!
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One prohibited beverage, please.
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Hey, Dutch, the new still is here!
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I'm not a still. I
just smell like one.
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Dutch Schultz,
come out with your bootleg whiskey.
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We're thirsty!
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What the heck is going on?
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Jefferson,
did you sell me some bad rope?
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It must have something to do
with the jar fluid.
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Aha!
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Dr. Cahill, do I detect
a trace of opalescence?
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Very observant, Professor.
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To preserve the heads,
we use a rare form
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of powdered crystalline opal.
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This is the world's entire supply.
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Yet it's so powerful,
it should last a thousand years.
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It keeps the heads alive,
but we don't know how.
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Why did it give us
those hallucinations?
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Because it didn't!
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Uh, yeah-huh.
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Opal has unusual temporal properties.
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It preserves each head
in a time stasis bubble.
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Ergo, licking those heads
actually sent us back in time
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to their original eras. Look!
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Ugh!
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Schlock and more schlock.
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Psst. Is the coast clear?
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Button your yap, you mug.
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I've discovered a new means
of time travel.
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I'll call it the Farnsworth effect!
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Nice try,
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but even this discovery won't
undo the treachery wrought
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by your nefarious ancestor
David Farnsworth.
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It will if we go back
in time and stop him!
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Oh!
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Professor, no! You can't tongue
the father of our country!
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Where are we?
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Also, when are we?
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68th and Broadway, colonial era.
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Rush hour.
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By my calculations,
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this head trip will last
at most 24 hours.
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We need to stop that monster
David Farnsworth!
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Look at
the date on this newspaper.
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April 17, 1775.
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Say, on this exact date,
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the continental congress was
meeting secretly in New York.
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Maybe they can help us.
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But they could be meeting anywhere.
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What are we going to do,
search building to building?
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We'll start with that one.
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Alexander Hamilton of New York,
how say you?
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Nay!
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John hancock
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and John Adams of Massachusetts?
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Yea!
Yea!
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The yeas have it.
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Our nation's official joke state
shall be new Jersey.
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Uh-oh.
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Ah, 'tis just our new crock pot.
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Watch it, wiggy.
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I ain't no stinking crock.
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We'll see about that in five hours.
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Halt! From whence comest
thou, one-eyed maiden?
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Uh... ever been to Peru?
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Certainly not.
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I'm from Peru.
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Clam up, founding fathers.
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We need help
locating the treacherous forger
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who forged this forgery.
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My word.
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If these enter circulation,
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our economy will be destroyed,
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and with it, our
chance at independence.
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Only one man in the colonies
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has a printing press
fine enough to make these.
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Our good friend Ben Franklin!
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Uh-oh. Isn't Franklin
in Philadelphia?
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When he's not in Charlotte
or Marybelle or Louisa.
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I don't get it.
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I'm sure
no one's ever said this before,
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but I must get to Philadelphia
as quickly as possible!
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Oh! Why couldn't my
disgraced ancestor
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have lived in the nascar era?
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Dr. Franklin, your new
steam engine is here.
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I ain't no stinking steam engine!
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Chicken's ready.
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You may go, Louisa.
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Now I get it.
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Fascinating.
Be you man or machine?
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Mostly machine. Might be
a couple of dead cats in there.
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Dr. Franklin, with all due respect
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to the brilliant
inventor of the... stove,
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I must speak with you.
Hmm?
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I'm looking for the scoundrel
who made this.
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Intricate filigree, satanic symbols.
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Looks like one of mine.
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But no, this is a fake!
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Duh. It says "colony
of Maffachufetts."
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More like Taxachufetts.
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That's just how we print "s"s,
you ftupid fhitheads.
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Someone must have used my press
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while I was poking
around in Charlotte.
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Let's ask my apprentice,
David Farnsworth.
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Farnsworth?!
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That's him!
Arm yourselves!
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I call it the Franklinator.
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The apprentice's suite is empty!
He's gone!
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Wait. What's that glistening
in the chamber pot?
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Let's find out!
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Bender, do you know
what a chamber pot is?
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I don't know, and I don't care.
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A Massachusetts halfpenny?
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Probably fake, too.
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There's one way to find out.
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What?
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Bender bit a poo penny.
Bender bit a poo penny.
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Look, 'tis but worthless tin.
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Where could Farnsworth have
minted such a high quality fake?
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Not here. But, you know,
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I have a friend in Boston
who's an expert silversmith.
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They could be connected.
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There's only like 40 people
who do anything around here.
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But Boston's 300 Miles away,
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and bender kicked our horse to death.
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We'll never get there in time.
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Unless you have another
invention up your sleeve.
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Hmm...
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How is this going
to get us to Boston?
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Ow!
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Stupid Franklin.
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I will get you!
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Ah, that scrap metal
I ordered is here.
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I'm 40% scrap metal.
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Well, Ben Franklin, my
fellow son of liber...
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Teakettles.
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Yes, I've made some new teakettles.
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Perfect for special occasions.
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Like hanging king George in effigy...
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And "h" and "I" are monograms
you can put on those kettles.
265
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:42,500
What are you looking at,
you British bastards?
266
00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:45,002
Paul, we talked about this.
267
00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:50,718
Mr. Revere, we're looking
for a counterfeiter
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00:12:50,843 --> 00:12:53,287
who minted these smelly halfpennies.
269
00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:56,080
His name is David Farnsworth.
270
00:12:56,494 --> 00:12:57,925
Fasworth? I just hired him
271
00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,393
for the fall candlestick rush.
272
00:12:59,518 --> 00:13:01,085
He's in the foundry this very moment.
273
00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:04,922
Everybody, take a Franklinator.
274
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,094
Aw, I got a chipmunk.
275
00:13:18,804 --> 00:13:19,804
Hee-yah!
276
00:13:20,185 --> 00:13:21,105
Uh, wha...?
277
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,250
David Farnsworth, I presume?
278
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,243
I is Davy Farnsworth.
279
00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:27,388
Foof. You're a disgrace
to the very name
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00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:28,913
"Farnsworth."
281
00:13:29,319 --> 00:13:31,792
Look out. He's got
a bezelling planisher.
282
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,017
That's rig.
283
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:34,728
Who wants to be bezelled?
284
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,331
You idiot.
I'm not a Cannon.
285
00:13:52,342 --> 00:13:54,705
Huh. I guess I am a Cannon.
286
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:57,718
Time to prune the family tree.
287
00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,141
Wha!
288
00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:03,257
Huzzah!
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00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:06,160
I've saved the Farnsworth name.
290
00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:09,387
Urgent message for Mr. Revere.
291
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:11,698
"Mr. Revere,
292
00:14:11,823 --> 00:14:13,100
"pray do not 'fhit' your pants.
293
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,902
"The British attack has begun.
294
00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:17,104
Cross the river and
watch for my signal."
295
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:18,262
I must ride.
296
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:23,210
He has so much stuff.
297
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,236
He won't miss this.
298
00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:28,916
Let's burn these counterfeits
299
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:32,210
and paddle the next swan boat
the hell out of Boston.
300
00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:34,212
Here you go.
Thanks.
301
00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:39,726
Say, where did you get that lantern?
302
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:42,920
From that old church to the north.
303
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:45,690
They had two burning, so I
figured they wouldn't miss one.
304
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,060
"One if by land, two if by sea."
305
00:14:52,531 --> 00:14:54,699
The British are coming.
The British are coming.
306
00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:56,176
By land. By land.
307
00:14:56,301 --> 00:14:58,836
Gotta treat this OCD.
Gotta treat this OCD.
308
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,288
Fry, you dope.
309
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,591
You've really screwed
the grannie this time.
310
00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:12,659
History needed that second lantern.
311
00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:15,467
We'd better stop
Paul revere before...
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00:15:17,385 --> 00:15:18,665
I guess everything worked out
313
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,334
jolly all right, eh, governor?
314
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,171
What's with
the fruity accent, ducky?
315
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:26,306
Bollocks, I got it, too.
316
00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:29,843
Where's all
the presidents heads, then?
317
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,211
I say.
318
00:15:31,336 --> 00:15:33,471
Appears we've changed
history too much.
319
00:15:34,152 --> 00:15:37,787
Disaster of nightmarish
proportions and whatnot.
320
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:41,952
Quite.
321
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,552
Where have you blokes been?
322
00:15:58,718 --> 00:16:00,669
You nearly missed elevenses.
323
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,848
Who's for tea and shmavouries?
324
00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:05,807
What in bloody hell's going
on around here, I says.
325
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,813
Indeed. What's become
of the dear old usa?
326
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:10,803
Beg pardon?
327
00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:12,247
The revolution?
328
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,319
1776 and what all?
329
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,552
Oh, the colonial dustup.
330
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,654
Well, there's nothing
we brits enjoy more
331
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,456
than a good documentary.
332
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,702
Turn on the tellyvisor,
Dr. Zoidsmythe.
333
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,860
I'll dial up the beeb.
334
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,420
They've always got
a nice docky-wocky on.
335
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,734
The vanquished pride
of the Yankees,
336
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,048
or, America the dutiful.
337
00:16:36,214 --> 00:16:39,307
North America, or west britannia
338
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,810
as we now call it,
has been under British rule
339
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,547
for 1400 years,
all thanks to a nutter
340
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,383
known as "wrong-way revere."
341
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,252
The British are coming
by land, by land.
342
00:16:53,314 --> 00:16:55,275
But we came by sea, we did.
343
00:16:55,441 --> 00:16:57,694
Surprised the yanks at Lexington,
344
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:01,281
ending the rebellion
with nary a kipper scuffed.
345
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:02,697
Scuffed kippers, anyone?
346
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,495
Right kind of you, mum.
347
00:17:06,661 --> 00:17:08,670
The humiliated conspirators
348
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,667
were forced to sign
the declaration of dependence,
349
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,900
proclaiming British rule forever.
350
00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:16,745
Meanwhile, a loyal brit
351
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,380
by the name of David Farnsworth
352
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,816
tracked down the traitor
George Washington,
353
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,786
and bravely smothered him
with his wig.
354
00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,642
Oh, criminy.
355
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:32,761
In gratitude, king George
named Farnsworth a Duke
356
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:37,289
and granted his family massive
land-holdings in the colonies.
357
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,367
Blimey. I've never felt
358
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,103
so ashamed to be a Farnsworth.
359
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,671
Will my lord be returning
360
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,631
to his massive
land-holdings for luncheon?
361
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,032
Huh, wha?
362
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,452
I know we're ladies-in-waiting,
363
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,154
but what are we waiting for?
364
00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:00,455
How should I know?
365
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,467
Just shut up and wait.
366
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,660
Say, how is it that we've
got socialized medicine,
367
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,307
but me teeth still look like this?
368
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:10,732
Can't we just go back in time,
and set things right again?
369
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,500
Don't want to.
370
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,494
Rather nice, living under
the crown and so forth.
371
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:17,596
Rather. Oh!
372
00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:20,775
What's more, couldn't go back,
even if we wanted to.
373
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,244
No more crystalline opal left
374
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,404
in all the world, don't you know.
375
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,116
My lord, the queen is here
376
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,609
for her weekly, er, visit.
377
00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:31,910
The queen?
378
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:34,479
Sounds most satisfactory.
379
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,124
All of you, out.
380
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,659
Right then.
381
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,786
Let's go play some quoits,
whatever that is.
382
00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,463
♪ ♪
383
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,899
Presenting the queen of england,
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00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,736
America,
and two parking spaces in Tokyo.
385
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,797
Where's me consort at?
386
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:54,144
C-consort?
387
00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:56,377
That's right, love.
388
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,246
Fer centuries, the
Farnsworth gentlemen
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00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,400
has provided service to the queen.
390
00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:03,008
Now, close your eyes
and think of england.
391
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,677
I say.
392
00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:07,679
What's that in your crown?
393
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:09,691
You mean the andamooka opal?
394
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,079
That's the most precious
gem in all the...
395
00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:13,228
Yes.
396
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,696
Three rubbers on the hobb.
397
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,756
Stop him!
398
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:21,259
He crowned me in the knickers
and nicked me crown.
399
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,173
Freeze.
400
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,141
Or we'll be forced
to continue chasing you,
401
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,810
since we don't carry guns.
402
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,802
Indubitably.
403
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,383
We've got to go back in time
and set things straight.
404
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,809
Hurry up and lick
Washington's head again.
405
00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:40,221
We can't. There's
no George Washington
406
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,880
nor any other presidents.
407
00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:43,491
What about this bloke?
408
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,918
He's from revolutionary times.
409
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:48,887
Farnsworth.
410
00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:51,499
Hey, you're the plonkers
what candlesticked me.
411
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,158
Well, I showed you.
412
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,802
I killed George Washington,
413
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,171
and now I'm married
to one of the spice girls.
414
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,964
Don't rightly know which one.
415
00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:02,300
Bender, fetch me that powdered opal.
416
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:13,454
It's time to restore dignity
to the Farnsworth name.
417
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,647
Ew!
418
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,319
There.
419
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:23,865
That time I left
both lanterns in place.
420
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,868
And I hit Farnsworth
much, much harder.
421
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,061
Perhaps too hard.
422
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,905
Look, all the presidents are back.
423
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,898
Even John Tyler.
424
00:20:33,242 --> 00:20:35,510
That's the first time anyone's spoken
425
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,579
to me in 1,200 years.
426
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:42,383
Yes, from Chester A. Arthur
to Chester Z. Arthur,
427
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,209
they're all here.
428
00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:45,687
Our Republic
429
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,381
and the Farnsworth
family name are saved.
430
00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:52,045
And no one will ever know.
431
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:57,574
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