1 00:00:07,996 --> 00:00:09,697 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 2 00:00:12,209 --> 00:00:16,214 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:23,345 --> 00:00:25,380 Run, Leela! 4 00:00:25,447 --> 00:00:26,814 They're bouncing right at us. 5 00:00:40,929 --> 00:00:42,263 So, anybody hungry? 6 00:00:42,331 --> 00:00:44,098 I could stuff myself. 7 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,833 I'll use that free app 8 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:46,968 that tells what restaurants you're near. 9 00:00:47,035 --> 00:00:48,069 You mean the window? 10 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:49,003 Yes. 11 00:00:59,214 --> 00:01:02,917 I am lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! 12 00:01:02,985 --> 00:01:05,653 I demand extra dipping sauce! 13 00:01:05,721 --> 00:01:06,587 How many? 14 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:07,922 I don't know. Two? 15 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:13,327 Welcome to Fishy Joe's. 16 00:01:13,395 --> 00:01:15,096 Today is Stroganoff Thursday. 17 00:01:15,164 --> 00:01:17,398 We are currently out of the following menu items. 18 00:01:17,466 --> 00:01:19,667 Stroganoff. 19 00:01:19,735 --> 00:01:21,035 May I take your order? 20 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:22,236 I'll have the Stroganoff. 21 00:01:22,304 --> 00:01:23,805 Okay. 22 00:01:23,872 --> 00:01:25,306 Yeah, uh, give me 23 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:28,042 the fried spaghetti-dinner breakfast pocket for lunch, 24 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:31,212 and a big bucket of mixed sodas. 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,847 One kids' meal. Got it. 26 00:01:32,915 --> 00:01:34,916 Huh. Buggalo tots? 27 00:01:34,983 --> 00:01:36,617 What exactly are those made out of? 28 00:01:36,685 --> 00:01:37,652 You got a warrant? 29 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:38,986 I'll just have something 30 00:01:39,054 --> 00:01:40,421 from the lite menu. 31 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:42,089 How about the gardener-lover's salad? 32 00:01:42,157 --> 00:01:43,891 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 33 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,327 Ugh! Just give me the fruit cup. 34 00:01:46,395 --> 00:01:48,196 Okeydoke. 35 00:01:48,263 --> 00:01:50,064 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 36 00:01:54,036 --> 00:01:55,970 Oh, God. 37 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:58,840 Fruit is spelled f-r-o-o-t. 38 00:01:58,907 --> 00:02:01,309 And it's got quotation marks around it. 39 00:02:01,376 --> 00:02:02,944 Mmm. There's nothing wrong 40 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:06,113 with a little fast food once or twice a meal. 41 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:09,750 Heart... at-tack. 42 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,224 I'm fine. 43 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:20,194 Oh! I got a bone in my fruit! 44 00:02:20,262 --> 00:02:21,929 That's it. 45 00:02:21,997 --> 00:02:23,798 From now on, we're not eating anything 46 00:02:23,866 --> 00:02:26,334 unless we know what it is and where it's from. 47 00:02:26,401 --> 00:02:28,302 We're going to the local farmers market. 48 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:31,072 Aw, mom, do we have to? 49 00:02:49,892 --> 00:02:52,126 This is what I'm talking about. 50 00:02:52,194 --> 00:02:54,061 See all the dirt and earwigs? 51 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:56,063 That's the sign of healthy food. 52 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:58,399 You think that's healthy, try this. 53 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:01,669 I found it growing at the bottom of my hamper. 54 00:03:03,872 --> 00:03:06,073 Mmm, so fresh and musty. 55 00:03:06,141 --> 00:03:08,075 It's what I do. 56 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,714 Hello, tiny man. 57 00:03:13,782 --> 00:03:15,983 You want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup? 58 00:03:16,051 --> 00:03:17,552 Sure. 59 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:22,123 Mm. Ah! 60 00:03:22,190 --> 00:03:24,025 That's the kind of sap I like. 61 00:03:24,092 --> 00:03:26,794 You the kind of sap I like. 62 00:03:26,862 --> 00:03:28,996 I'm scare-roused. 63 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:32,733 Zuban tobacco?! 64 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:34,835 The richest, most obnoxious kind! 65 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:37,872 Listen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke, 66 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:39,874 one that's equally good in a crowded elevator 67 00:03:39,942 --> 00:03:41,342 or an audience with the pope. 68 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,644 Forget the pope, my friend. 69 00:03:43,712 --> 00:03:45,713 Smoke one of these, 70 00:03:45,781 --> 00:03:49,250 and God himself will ask to be seated far away from you. 71 00:03:49,318 --> 00:03:50,818 Ooh! 72 00:03:50,886 --> 00:03:52,753 Heirloom eggs? 73 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:54,722 That's so life-affirming. 74 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:56,424 I'll bet you run your own hatchery, 75 00:03:56,491 --> 00:04:00,094 just you and your wife... Matilda. 76 00:04:00,162 --> 00:04:03,164 No, ma'am. Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest. 77 00:04:03,231 --> 00:04:05,933 And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife. 78 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:07,602 You're a lucky man. 79 00:04:07,669 --> 00:04:09,837 But are they way more expensive than regular eggs? 80 00:04:09,905 --> 00:04:10,771 Way more. 81 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:13,040 Ooh! I'll take a dozen. 82 00:04:18,914 --> 00:04:21,983 What? 83 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:23,751 You're not my breakfast friends. 84 00:04:23,819 --> 00:04:25,853 What are you doing here? 85 00:04:25,921 --> 00:04:29,357 Leela blackmailed us all into eating healthy, organic food. 86 00:04:29,424 --> 00:04:32,059 Blackmail? What does she have on you? 87 00:04:32,127 --> 00:04:34,295 As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, 88 00:04:34,363 --> 00:04:35,863 you'll never find out. 89 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:37,832 They're not filthy. 90 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:40,801 They're wholesome, fertile and fresh from the forest floor. 91 00:04:40,869 --> 00:04:42,737 There's some filth. 92 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,139 "Fertile"? What does that mean? 93 00:04:45,207 --> 00:04:47,808 It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, 94 00:04:47,876 --> 00:04:50,845 infant creature unless we cook it first. 95 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:53,314 Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants. 96 00:04:53,382 --> 00:04:55,650 What?! That's horrifying! 97 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:57,918 Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster. 98 00:04:57,986 --> 00:05:00,254 What are you, my driver's license? 99 00:05:00,322 --> 00:05:03,357 Eating a sweet innocent chick before it's even hatched? 100 00:05:03,425 --> 00:05:05,660 Oh, no, you won'tn't! 101 00:05:05,727 --> 00:05:07,762 I refuse to eat an unborn animal. 102 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,798 I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure 103 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:13,234 until it hatches out into the world. 104 00:05:13,301 --> 00:05:15,102 And then I'm going to eat it. 105 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:17,471 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:54,843 --> 00:05:56,744 Should we turn on the TV? 107 00:05:56,812 --> 00:05:59,714 Nah. 108 00:06:02,851 --> 00:06:05,119 Bender, do you mind? I'm roosting. 109 00:06:05,187 --> 00:06:07,855 I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds. 110 00:06:07,923 --> 00:06:11,025 How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar? 111 00:06:11,093 --> 00:06:13,094 Think of the unborn embryo. 112 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:14,795 That's what I'm gonna call the yacht. 113 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:20,234 Hey! 114 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:24,138 Leggo my eggo, crabbo! 115 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:26,807 Stop it, Fry. That's sexual harassment. 116 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,977 Yeah, come down off your round, white pulpit. 117 00:06:30,045 --> 00:06:32,079 You're just going to eat that thing anyway. 118 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:34,348 I was, but you can't sit on something 119 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:36,884 for a week without falling in love with it. 120 00:06:36,952 --> 00:06:39,720 Whoever's in here deserves a chance at life. 121 00:06:39,788 --> 00:06:42,757 A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man, 122 00:06:42,824 --> 00:06:44,658 like I did as a baby. 123 00:06:44,726 --> 00:06:46,761 And so I make this solemn vow. 124 00:06:46,828 --> 00:06:49,697 To do everything I can to make sure 125 00:06:49,765 --> 00:06:52,199 this wonderful, innocent creature 126 00:06:52,401 --> 00:06:54,869 enters this world happy, healthy, and... 127 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:58,199 All yours, Zoidberg. 128 00:07:03,812 --> 00:07:05,279 Aw, look at the cute little... 129 00:07:05,347 --> 00:07:08,149 Aah! 130 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:11,642 I was gonna go yachting in those feet! 131 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,042 Relax, you babies. 132 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,211 It's no different from stomping a puppy. 133 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,281 Everyone, stop! He's not going to hurt you. 134 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,951 I'm standing in a pool of my own feet. 135 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,720 Bender's right. Kill it before someone names it! 136 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,790 No! Mr. Peppy just wants to be our friend. 137 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,426 Oy. Look, I know he's ugly, and kind of corrosive, 138 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,194 but we can't murder someone 139 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,263 just 'cause he's hideous and annoying. 140 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,798 That's what we said about Zoidberg, 141 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,133 and look where that got us. 142 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,968 Amy has a point. 143 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,369 Mr. Peppy's not like Zoidberg. 144 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,071 He's my friend. 145 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,707 Aw... 146 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,876 ♪ ♪ 147 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,671 ♪ ♪ 148 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,744 Where to, adulterers? 149 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,181 Calculon?! Then it wasn't your body 150 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,850 they found in the harbor after the bomb went off. 151 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,151 What bomb? 152 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,356 It takes more than that to surprise me... Bender. 153 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,994 What you doing, little buddy? 154 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,096 Uh, yeah, Uncle Bender-- he's your friend. 155 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,236 Huh? 156 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,638 Oh, you want to play fetch. 157 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,742 Come on, boy, get the ball. 158 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,747 Dumb jerk. 159 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,216 Come on, get the ball. 160 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,022 Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal! 161 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,058 It's gonna kill us all. 162 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,726 It's so huge. 163 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,695 How big does one of those things get? 164 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,130 Well, that depends on what one of those things is. 165 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,399 That seems like a fact worth knowing. 166 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,869 Good startling news, everyone. 167 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,905 I found a description of the creature 168 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,773 in this medieval monster manual. 169 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,947 Just as I feared. 170 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,983 Attack-type J. 171 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,285 No! No! 172 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,989 Yes! It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton, 173 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:52,825 leaving nothing but a puddle of flesh. 174 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,326 Ew! 175 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,329 Hence, the Latin name Bonus Vampirus, 176 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:02,167 or as you non-catholics would say, the Bone Vampire. 177 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,304 Dios mio. 178 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,972 That's ridiculous! 179 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,807 Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones. 180 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:12,077 I raised him on a simple diet of brussels sprouts and mixed soda. 181 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,048 At least there's only one of them. 182 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,983 The good news is, they can't start breeding. 183 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,488 The bad news, everyone, is, the beast reproduces asexually. 184 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,225 A single bone vampire, left alone with some quiet music 185 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,794 and some bone vampire porn, 186 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,196 could produce dozens of deadly offspring. 187 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,665 That lucky bastard. 188 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,999 I say kill it! 189 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,068 But it loves me, and I love it! 190 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,403 Kill them both! 191 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,204 Killing them seems like a hassle. 192 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,774 Can't we just set it free to live with its own kind? 193 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,443 Poor, ignorant Leela. 194 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,946 The bone vampire is now extinct on its home planet. 195 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,782 That's perfect. 196 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:53,452 We can reintroduce it to the wild and repopulate the species. 197 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,155 Yeah, let's do those Leela things. 198 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,936 Well, buddy, how do you like your new home? 199 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,807 See, he's happy already. 200 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,809 That thing doesn't have emotions, Fry. 201 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,944 Its brain is the size of a walnut. 202 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,780 So are walnuts, and they're delicious. 203 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:29,421 I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy, but you'll be happier here. 204 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,391 So go on, go. 205 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,260 G-good-bye, Mr. Peppy. 206 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,030 Come on, man, don't do this. 207 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,032 Go on now. 208 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,268 I mean it, don't make this any harder than it has to be. 209 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,003 It's time to let go. 210 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,805 Ow! 211 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:51,643 Thanks, Leela, he just needed a little extra push. 212 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,019 Come on, Fry, let's go home and 213 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,089 Hold up, there's alcohol around here somewhere. 214 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,825 My tanqueraydar is going crazy. 215 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,228 Aha! 216 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,397 Thought you could get away from me, huh? 217 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,366 You lose again, you stupid intoxicant. 218 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,608 ♪ ♪ 219 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,382 We're not from around here. 220 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,151 Hello. 221 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,487 Airwhilka maur fleegle bingo drooper snrk! 222 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,923 Excuse me, but we're guests on your planet. 223 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,291 Speak English! 224 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,793 Behave yourselves, gents. 225 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,929 Offworlders best be welcome here, 226 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,665 especially if we're trying to get the Olympics. 227 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,937 May I buy you a drink? 228 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,907 We don't get a lot of pretty faces around here. 229 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,943 Uh, sure, but I'm driving. 230 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,212 I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got. 231 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,215 A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass. 232 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,418 Thanks. I suppose I should know your name 233 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,820 if I'm going to be drinking 234 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,822 ten gallons of alcohol with you. 235 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:10,989 Maczongo. 236 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,691 Angus Maczongo. 237 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,893 Major Angus Maczongo. 238 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,764 Handsome Major Angus Maczongo, Esquire. 239 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,867 Ooh, handsome and Esquire. 240 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,135 I'm Turanga Leela. 241 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,472 My crew and I are from Earth. 242 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,341 So what brings you folks here to Doohan 6? 243 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,977 We just released an endangered animal back into the wild-- 244 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,712 a bone vampire. 245 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,852 No need to thank us. 246 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,421 Your shocked stares of gratitude say it all. 247 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,191 Dear God, you brought back the bone vampire?! 248 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,659 The damned things wreaked bloody havoc 249 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,962 on our livestock for centuries. 250 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,197 Aye, until Maczongo here shot 'em all 251 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,066 into extinction, he did. 252 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,469 Now we've got more livestock than we can slaughter. 253 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:01,206 Oh, aye, 'tis a Bonnie time to be an ignorant villager. 254 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,910 We kinna have no murdering bone vampires back here. 255 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,145 Kill it afore it puts a bun in its own oven 256 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,281 and repopulates the bleeding planet. 257 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,250 No! Angus is right. 258 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,085 I thought you were named Angus. 259 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,720 We're all named Angus. 260 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,222 Please, Mr. Peppy won't attack your livestock. 261 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,325 He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it. 262 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,261 Poppycock. 263 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,196 Once he gets the smell of bones, there'll be no stopping him. 264 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:28,233 Tonight, Mr. Peppy must die. 265 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,203 Angus, wait, my strictly platonic friend is right. 266 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,006 At least wait a few days before you decide to kill it. 267 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,141 The last time I hesitated, 268 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,644 a bone vampire snicked out me left shin. 269 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,282 Please, just a few days. 270 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,417 Well, 'twould give us a chance 271 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,985 to get to know each other. 272 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,189 The beast lives... for now. 273 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,791 Thank you, Angus. 274 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,159 You're welcome! 275 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,803 I don't trust that Maczongo. 276 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,772 Maybe I should go keep an eye on Mr. Peppy. 277 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,640 Don't worry about Maczongo. 278 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,309 He and I are having brunch tomorrow. 279 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,678 I'm thinking of wearing this. 280 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,780 It's nice, but there's still something 281 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,715 I don't like about that guy. 282 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,051 My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man 283 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,687 by the rigidity of his shins. 284 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,063 What is it? 285 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,171 Lang a muir a Gryffindor- Slytherin hufflepuff! 286 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,373 It killed little Angus! 287 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,875 They're all dead, and their bones are gone. 288 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,979 This was no accident. 289 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,982 Still think your Mr. Peppy is harmless, Fry? 290 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,683 He wouldn't do this in our sleep. 291 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,152 He would not, could not to a sheep. 292 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,320 The deal is off. 293 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,089 The beast must die. 294 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,763 Ooh, pimpy. 295 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,468 What are we supposed to do, 296 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,770 just sit here and wait for Mr. Peppy to be killed? 297 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,046 Sounds like a plan. 298 00:16:14,212 --> 00:16:17,636 Guess I'll pass the time by lighting up an El Jerko. 299 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,687 Okay, that's it. 300 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,522 I need some air. 301 00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:37,987 Who's there? 302 00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:42,866 Hermes, is this one of your zany practical jokes? 303 00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:54,819 Leela, are you okay? 304 00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:56,654 Did you drink too many aquaria? 305 00:16:56,722 --> 00:16:58,966 Look, the bone vampire. 306 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,862 Mr. Peppy attacked me. 307 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,397 Quick, count my bones. 308 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,332 There should be 205. 309 00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:15,873 Okay, that's better. 310 00:17:15,941 --> 00:17:17,542 Keep 'em coming. 311 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:18,910 I'm sorry, Fry, 312 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,979 but no vegetarian could have done this. 313 00:17:22,047 --> 00:17:26,918 I know, and as much as I love Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more. 314 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:29,454 He has to be... ...Put down. 315 00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:30,988 Aw, don't feel bad. 316 00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:33,925 Major Maczongo is an experienced hunter. 317 00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:37,462 He'll blow Mr. Peppy's head off as painlessly as possible. 318 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,130 No, not Maczongo. 319 00:17:39,198 --> 00:17:42,900 If anyone is going to kill Mr. Peppy, it should be me. 320 00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:45,002 Fry, I know you're upset right now, 321 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:47,638 but I hope you'll consider donating 322 00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,774 the body to science dinner. 323 00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:55,880 Here, Mr. Peppy. 324 00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:58,416 Mmm, lovely bones. 325 00:17:58,484 --> 00:17:59,817 We've been walking for hours. 326 00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:01,953 I hope we can find our way back. 327 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,422 Don't worry, I left a trail of bread crumbs. 328 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:08,426 And I left a trail of cigars. 329 00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:11,996 You don't have to do this, Fry. 330 00:18:12,064 --> 00:18:14,699 Mr. Peppy just gave me a little love concussion. 331 00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,934 Thanks, Leela, but I have no choice. 332 00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:19,904 I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you. 333 00:18:19,972 --> 00:18:21,372 There it is! 334 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,676 Well, this is it. 335 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:27,445 You guys wait here. 336 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:31,315 This is going to kill him more than it does me. 337 00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:34,919 Good-bye, boy. 338 00:18:34,987 --> 00:18:36,888 I'll think of you whenever I sit on something round. 339 00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:47,365 What's happening? Did you kill it? 340 00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:49,667 The bloody idiot bloody shot me. 341 00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:51,302 I'm all bloody bloody! 342 00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:53,905 Mr. Peppy, 343 00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,606 bullets make you talk? 344 00:18:55,674 --> 00:18:57,775 That's not Mr. Peppy. 345 00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:02,647 Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us. 346 00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:05,349 Why, Major Maczongo, why? 347 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:09,353 Oh, it's been 30 years since last I killed a bone vampire. 348 00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:12,123 The villagers dinna idolize me like they used to. 349 00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:14,425 You seemed pretty popular at the pub. 350 00:19:14,493 --> 00:19:16,761 I work there as a greeter. 351 00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:19,363 Your beast was my chance to be a hero again, 352 00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:21,365 but the damn thing was a vegetarian, 353 00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:23,334 so I slaughtered the sheep myself. 354 00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:25,069 But why did you attack me? 355 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:26,470 So I could impress you 356 00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:28,005 by seeking revenge on the creature. 357 00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:30,441 Us greeters don't get a lot of action. 358 00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:32,910 On paper it seemed like a win-win situation. 359 00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:35,446 Do you realize what this means, Fry? 360 00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:38,115 Your pet's not dangerous after all. 361 00:19:38,183 --> 00:19:41,485 I told you Mr. Peppy's a lover, not a fighter, 362 00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:44,388 like Dwayne "The Rock" "The Tooth Fairy" Johnson. 363 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,229 Hey, what's that bone-sucking sound? 364 00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,466 It's Mr. Peppy. 365 00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,134 I'd know him anywhere. 366 00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:59,403 Huh, so apparently Major Maczongo 367 00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:02,440 and Mr. Peppy were each doing about half the sheep-killing. 368 00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:09,513 Why, Mr. Peppy, why? 369 00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:10,715 Ooh, that tickles. 370 00:20:13,485 --> 00:20:15,519 Now I really do have to kill you. 371 00:20:15,587 --> 00:20:17,955 Wait, 372 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:19,123 don't shoot. 373 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:20,858 The beast is a godsend. 374 00:20:20,926 --> 00:20:22,793 Like I said, we've more livestock 375 00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:24,595 than we can slaughter, 376 00:20:24,663 --> 00:20:27,031 but thanks to this ravenous bogle, 377 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:28,733 that's nae more a problem. 378 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,134 Angus is right. 379 00:20:30,202 --> 00:20:32,603 The cursed thing even debones 'em, 380 00:20:32,671 --> 00:20:36,073 which is perfect for today's fast-paced, lazy consumer. 381 00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:39,497 Dersu uzala yojimbo, rashomon! 382 00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:41,146 The beast must live! 383 00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:44,107 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 384 00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:45,516 You know what the best part is? 385 00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:47,518 From now on, whenever we're eating 386 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,620 fresh, organic space-meat, 387 00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:52,223 we'll know exactly where it comes from. 388 00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,225 One bucket of 389 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,728 double-fried, triple-salted, boneless sheep tots, please. 390 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,430 What kind of cheese filling you want in that? 391 00:20:59,498 --> 00:21:01,465 All kinds. 392 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:02,967 Eh, make it two, 393 00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:06,338 and a small whiskey. 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