1 00:00:08,822 --> 00:00:10,590 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 2 00:00:10,658 --> 00:00:12,759 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,732 --> 00:00:19,532 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 4 00:00:38,686 --> 00:00:40,953 Mom on deck! Ten... 5 00:00:41,823 --> 00:00:43,156 All right, grunts, 6 00:00:43,224 --> 00:00:45,425 here's your pre-mission pep talk. 7 00:00:45,493 --> 00:00:47,460 Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough. 8 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:49,262 But... 9 00:00:50,865 --> 00:00:52,866 Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert. 10 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:55,569 It's a simple mission. 11 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:58,138 The grunts catch the alien, the surgeon guts it, 12 00:00:58,206 --> 00:01:00,273 and you smuggle the poison parts back here. 13 00:01:00,341 --> 00:01:02,809 Uh, something about poison, got it. 14 00:01:02,877 --> 00:01:04,744 By the way, that surgeon-- 15 00:01:04,812 --> 00:01:05,879 where is he? 16 00:01:05,947 --> 00:01:07,747 You! Where's the butcher? 17 00:01:07,815 --> 00:01:09,115 Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am. His duffel bag arrived. 18 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:11,685 It's not a duffel bag. 19 00:01:11,752 --> 00:01:12,686 It's my apartment! 20 00:01:14,388 --> 00:01:16,389 Hubert, meet John Zoidberg. 21 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,058 You need an alien hacked to pieces, 22 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,826 he's the best there is... 23 00:01:19,894 --> 00:01:21,394 in the budget category. 24 00:01:21,462 --> 00:01:23,997 Have you ever dissected a yeti before? 25 00:01:24,065 --> 00:01:26,233 Himalayan or Neptunian? 26 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,068 Tritonian. 27 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:29,836 A Tritonian yeti? 28 00:01:29,904 --> 00:01:31,605 You two aren't up to anything unethical, 29 00:01:31,672 --> 00:01:33,340 - are you? - Relax. 30 00:01:33,407 --> 00:01:34,975 There's nothing unethical 31 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:37,410 about covert biological weapons research. 32 00:01:37,978 --> 00:01:38,979 I said relax! 33 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:46,920 Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each other so long 34 00:01:46,988 --> 00:01:49,890 that sometimes I don't think we even need words 35 00:01:49,957 --> 00:01:51,291 to understand each other. 36 00:01:51,859 --> 00:01:52,359 What? 37 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:57,831 Once and for all, Fry, 38 00:01:57,899 --> 00:01:59,199 even though it's the future, 39 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:01,501 most objects are still just objects, 40 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:03,937 not aliens who look like objects. 41 00:02:04,005 --> 00:02:06,172 So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations 42 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,775 with the Cactus People were doomed from the start. 43 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:14,381 So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles? 44 00:02:14,448 --> 00:02:16,950 I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin. 45 00:02:18,452 --> 00:02:19,652 Blood?! 46 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,454 I mean... blood. 47 00:02:21,522 --> 00:02:22,489 Put it back in me! 48 00:02:25,059 --> 00:02:26,693 I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice. 49 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,928 He's developed Simpson's Jaundice. 50 00:02:28,996 --> 00:02:30,396 Ay carumba. 51 00:02:30,464 --> 00:02:32,532 His only hope is some replacement liver. 52 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,701 Yours looks like a good match. 53 00:02:34,768 --> 00:02:36,369 Well, if it'll help Fry... 54 00:02:36,437 --> 00:02:37,804 Careful, Leela! 55 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:39,706 He knows less about human anatomy than I do. 56 00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:42,575 And I can't even find my own uterus. 57 00:02:42,643 --> 00:02:45,512 You may feel a slight sawing. 58 00:02:46,579 --> 00:02:47,347 And all we need 59 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:49,582 is a little spine supplement 60 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:53,052 to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix-up. 61 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,054 It wasn't unavoidable. 62 00:02:55,122 --> 00:02:57,123 You just had to stop cutting my spine 63 00:02:57,191 --> 00:03:00,059 when I yelled "Stop, you're cutting my spine!" 64 00:03:00,127 --> 00:03:01,728 Quit complaining. 65 00:03:01,795 --> 00:03:03,630 My body rejected your liver, 66 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:05,331 and now I've got Garfield Syndrome. 67 00:03:05,399 --> 00:03:07,534 Oh, I hate Mondays. 68 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:09,469 Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela needs 69 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,237 is one of your vertebrae. 70 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:14,140 But Doctor, will I be able to limbo afterwards? 71 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:15,675 Could you limbo before? 72 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:18,137 Wait. 73 00:03:18,145 --> 00:03:19,412 I say, "Yes," 74 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,981 and you say, "I couldn't limbo before." 75 00:03:22,049 --> 00:03:23,449 You ruined the joke, Hermes. 76 00:03:25,786 --> 00:03:27,453 There you go, Leela. Good as new! 77 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:30,089 Whoa. Whoa... 78 00:03:30,157 --> 00:03:32,025 Oh, sure, Leela's fine, 79 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,894 but my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene! 80 00:03:34,962 --> 00:03:36,763 It's not easy being gangrenous. 81 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:40,300 I thought you were only gonna take out one vertebra! 82 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,335 Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? 83 00:03:42,403 --> 00:03:45,338 Sometimes you pull one and... 84 00:03:45,406 --> 00:03:49,342 You don't know what you're doing! I want my back back! 85 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:52,178 Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon 86 00:03:52,246 --> 00:03:55,048 of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. 87 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:58,017 But don't worry, we still have three or four co-workers 88 00:03:58,085 --> 00:03:59,919 with plenty of spare parts. 89 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:05,058 My first mission. I'm so excited. 90 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,193 And after I dissect the yeti's poison glands, 91 00:04:07,261 --> 00:04:10,029 we can stop, maybe, for ice cream on the way back? 92 00:04:10,097 --> 00:04:11,331 With shprinkles on? 93 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:14,534 Why, you're just a big kid, 94 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:15,935 aren't you, Zoidberg? 95 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:17,637 A very big kid. 96 00:04:17,705 --> 00:04:20,006 We're over the drop zone, gentlemen. 97 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:22,875 Might I suggest you jump out the door and poop yourselves? 98 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:33,353 So anyway, I hope the men have been taking 99 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,054 their hypermalaria pills. 100 00:04:35,122 --> 00:04:36,322 Their wha--? 101 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:37,957 Their "wha--"? 102 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,694 That's funny, like a crazy old man. 103 00:04:41,762 --> 00:04:43,329 But you know what's not funny? 104 00:04:43,397 --> 00:04:45,565 Deadly Tritonian hypermalaria. 105 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,967 Just be sure to stay out of the methane swamps. 106 00:04:52,273 --> 00:04:54,907 What smells like methane? 107 00:04:58,177 --> 00:04:59,178 My God. 108 00:04:59,246 --> 00:05:01,147 I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack. 109 00:05:01,215 --> 00:05:02,482 Especially this far inland. 110 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:04,017 It wasn't a shark. 111 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:06,152 It was an awful, incompetent doctor. 112 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,154 Wow, he must've been a total Zoidberg. 113 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:09,656 It was Zoidberg. 114 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:11,557 He brutalized us with power tools, 115 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,926 gypsy curses and hypnosis. 116 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:15,962 Yes, master. 117 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,230 You'll all get through this. 118 00:05:17,298 --> 00:05:19,032 I give you my word as a real doctor. 119 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:20,133 What about me? 120 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,467 What did he do to you? 121 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:23,169 I don't know exactly, but 122 00:05:23,237 --> 00:05:25,071 I'm incontinent. 123 00:05:25,139 --> 00:05:27,006 I'm truly sorry. 124 00:05:27,074 --> 00:05:29,108 I consider myself a reasonable man. 125 00:05:29,176 --> 00:05:31,210 Quick with a joke, slow to anger. 126 00:05:31,278 --> 00:05:33,513 But Bender can't go on long car trips anymore, 127 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,381 and I say Zoidberg must die. 128 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:36,582 People, please. 129 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,551 Let's not overreact. 130 00:05:38,619 --> 00:05:40,386 Death to the crab. 131 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:47,509 How bad is it, Doctor? 132 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:48,844 Super bad. 133 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,846 It's Tritonian hypermalaria. 134 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:53,381 A lot of these men will be dead within 24 hours. 135 00:05:53,449 --> 00:05:54,416 What?! 136 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,784 Not you, though. 137 00:05:55,852 --> 00:05:57,519 You'll make a complete recovery 138 00:05:57,587 --> 00:05:59,521 and go on to marry a supermodel! 139 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:02,991 Funny plague, hypermalaria. 140 00:06:03,059 --> 00:06:06,061 It can kill immediately, or lie dormant for decades. 141 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:08,463 But sooner or later, it erupts, 142 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:10,899 causing fever, spasms, madness, 143 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:13,568 coma, and finally death. 144 00:06:13,636 --> 00:06:15,871 What?! Supermodel! 145 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:19,741 Oh, those poor, doomed bastards. 146 00:06:19,809 --> 00:06:22,644 I guess it's up to me to complete the mission. 147 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:31,019 I'll be in the swamp, blowing the smirk off a toxic yeti. 148 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:41,296 Professor, we need to talk, man-to-mob. 149 00:06:43,566 --> 00:06:44,933 We've had it with Zoidberg! 150 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:46,735 We demand you fire him! 151 00:06:46,803 --> 00:06:47,903 Nonsense. 152 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,838 Zoidberg's a fine physician, 153 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:51,072 for aliens. 154 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:53,275 Your mistake is being humans. 155 00:06:53,342 --> 00:06:55,544 No, if I'm going to fire anyone, 156 00:06:55,611 --> 00:06:57,045 it'll be Scruffy. 157 00:06:57,113 --> 00:06:58,747 You can't do that! 158 00:06:58,815 --> 00:07:00,415 Over my dead body! 159 00:07:00,483 --> 00:07:01,783 Don't you get it, old man? 160 00:07:01,851 --> 00:07:03,652 Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, 161 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:05,787 I wet myself every time I laugh. 162 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:08,657 It's not funny! 163 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:10,525 Well, I guess it is kind of funny. 164 00:07:10,593 --> 00:07:12,027 Uh-oh. 165 00:07:12,094 --> 00:07:14,296 Why are you protecting Zoidberg, Professor? 166 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:15,630 Do you owe him something? 167 00:07:15,698 --> 00:07:17,599 Is he blackmailing you somehow? 168 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,134 What does he have on you? 169 00:07:19,202 --> 00:07:21,369 Why have you kept him around all these years 170 00:07:21,437 --> 00:07:23,405 when he's so grossly incompetent? 171 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:27,742 Long ago, Zoidberg and I 172 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,978 entered into a secret arrangement 173 00:07:30,046 --> 00:07:32,380 relating to certain extraordinary events 174 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:34,883 too horrible to reveal. 175 00:07:34,951 --> 00:07:37,953 So there's nothing to be curious about. 176 00:07:50,865 --> 00:07:52,934 Stop, or I'll shoot! 177 00:07:54,802 --> 00:07:55,370 Zoidberg? 178 00:07:55,438 --> 00:07:57,372 You can't hunt a yeti by yourself, sir. 179 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,607 It's suicidal! 180 00:07:58,674 --> 00:08:00,575 So what? I'm going to die 181 00:08:00,643 --> 00:08:02,310 of hypermalaria, anyway. 182 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:05,413 I was in the same swamp as the rest of the men. 183 00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:06,748 Just because you were in the swamp 184 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:08,016 doesn't necessarily mean... 185 00:08:08,084 --> 00:08:09,784 I was thirsty from the flight. 186 00:08:09,852 --> 00:08:11,686 I drank swamp water. 187 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:15,223 Look, Zoidberg, you're a loyal friend. 188 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:16,424 "Friend"? 189 00:08:16,492 --> 00:08:17,859 But I'm doomed. 190 00:08:17,927 --> 00:08:21,096 I might as well capture a yeti and die trying. 191 00:08:21,663 --> 00:08:26,368 Then you'll need someone to dissect it, friend. 192 00:08:29,739 --> 00:08:31,806 Go, Johnny! Go! That's an order! 193 00:08:32,074 --> 00:08:35,043 Never! Zoidberg doesn't abandon a friend, apparently. 194 00:08:40,716 --> 00:08:42,417 Oh. Oh-oh-oh... 195 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:45,987 I'll save us by scaring him off 196 00:08:46,055 --> 00:08:47,755 with my crazy war noise. 197 00:08:53,796 --> 00:08:55,897 Crunch all you want. I'll make more. 198 00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:01,669 Oy, I lost another one. 199 00:09:03,372 --> 00:09:05,840 Zoidberg, I'm sorry to break it to you this way, 200 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:08,476 but we hate you and we never want to see you again. 201 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:09,811 But friends... 202 00:09:09,879 --> 00:09:11,379 We're not your friends! 203 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,580 We're your victims! 204 00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:13,915 I was just trying to... 205 00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:15,817 Shut up and give me my kidney back! 206 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:18,553 I'm sorry. 207 00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:21,055 I'm sorry. 208 00:09:21,123 --> 00:09:23,525 We don't know why the Professor keeps you around here, 209 00:09:23,592 --> 00:09:25,894 and we don't care. You're a terrible doctor! 210 00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:27,762 Nobody wants to see you ever again! 211 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,230 Dr. Zoidberg! 212 00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:30,965 I want to see you right now! 213 00:09:37,071 --> 00:09:38,973 The time has come, my friend. 214 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:42,410 We have to talk about our arrangement. 215 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:44,546 Oh, no. No, no. 216 00:09:44,613 --> 00:09:45,880 Oh, no, no, no! 217 00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:47,015 Oh, no! 218 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:48,816 Oh, no! 219 00:09:50,753 --> 00:09:53,388 Unpaw him, you big ape! 220 00:09:53,455 --> 00:09:55,790 I saw this in a Tarzan movie! 221 00:09:55,858 --> 00:09:57,425 It was called... 222 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:59,561 Tarzan Versus the Yetis. 223 00:09:59,628 --> 00:10:01,763 I lost my virginity 224 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,031 ... during the film, 225 00:10:03,098 --> 00:10:04,499 so I'm ... 226 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,201 a little fuzzy on the details. 227 00:10:20,915 --> 00:10:22,550 John, are you all right? 228 00:10:22,618 --> 00:10:25,720 You... you saved my life! 229 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,589 - Oh, fuff. - Yes, fuff. 230 00:10:27,656 --> 00:10:29,557 How can I ever repay you? 231 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:30,725 Do you need a slave? 232 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:31,826 Or maybe a butler? 233 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:33,761 No, I haven't needed a butler 234 00:10:33,829 --> 00:10:35,029 since grad school. 235 00:10:35,097 --> 00:10:36,898 But I do need a doctor. 236 00:10:36,966 --> 00:10:40,101 I don't want to die like those Marines, John. 237 00:10:40,169 --> 00:10:42,570 The fever, the madness. 238 00:10:42,638 --> 00:10:44,939 Don't forget the spasms, coma and death. 239 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:47,508 Oh, I don't want to go through that. 240 00:10:47,576 --> 00:10:49,477 I want you to kill me. 241 00:10:49,545 --> 00:10:50,812 All right. Give me the knife. 242 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:52,513 Not now! 243 00:10:52,581 --> 00:10:54,882 Hypermalaria can lie dormant for years. 244 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,684 Isn't that what you said? 245 00:10:56,752 --> 00:10:58,753 It sounds like something I would say. 246 00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:01,489 So stay with me until the symptoms start, 247 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:04,058 then put me out of my misery. 248 00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:05,526 You must swear! 249 00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:10,932 All right, Hubert, I swear. 250 00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:15,670 It's started, Zoidberg-- 251 00:11:16,038 --> 00:11:18,473 the fever, the muscle spasms. 252 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,108 I'm dying. 253 00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:24,910 It's time for you to keep your promise and kill me. 254 00:11:25,514 --> 00:11:28,616 This is very difficult, but I'll try, 255 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:30,551 friend. 256 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,330 No, wait, I'm afraid to die. 257 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,566 Ugh, you said you wanted me to kill you. 258 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:44,302 Is this one of those "no means yes" deals? 259 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:46,237 Yes and no. 260 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,706 I do want you to kill me, but I mustn't see it coming. 261 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,408 That would be agony. 262 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:53,911 So you must murder me completely by surprise. 263 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:57,348 As God is my witness, you can count on me. 264 00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,084 Well, see you tomorrow. 265 00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,391 Not surprising enough. 266 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:12,496 ♪ ♪ 267 00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:31,849 Wha...? Oh... 268 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,618 My... 269 00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:35,519 heart. 270 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,372 Hey. What are you doing there? 271 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:58,342 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 272 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,744 Stop, you don't understand. 273 00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,245 Let's go, you murderer. 274 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,813 Fry, help me lock him up. 275 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:05,416 Hang on, I'm learning how to do loop-de-loops. 276 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,152 Whoa, whoa, whoo! 277 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,221 You're making a mistake. 278 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:13,257 I was only trying to kill the Professor. 279 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:24,168 Hubert, I'm sorry. 280 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,470 Huh? 281 00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:27,805 He doesn't have hair. 282 00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:31,175 Great Little Caesar's ghost. 283 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:35,713 You fools, you stupid, life-prolonging fools. 284 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,482 I asked Zoidberg to kill me. 285 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750 Huh? What? What you talkin' 'bout, Professor? 286 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,419 Professor, have you gone mad? 287 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,154 Probably. 288 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:44,655 It's one of the symptoms of Tritonian hypermalaria. 289 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:50,494 You mean the incurable disease that causes fever, spasms, 290 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:52,496 insanity... 291 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:53,731 ...coma... 292 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,667 ...and finally death? 293 00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:01,138 Yes, and I begged Zoidberg to put me out of my misery. 294 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,307 Bring him... quickly. 295 00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,646 Should have known better 296 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,382 than to store my antiques in the office. 297 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,184 Zoidberg, we were wrong. 298 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:16,654 We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor. 299 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,560 Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out. 300 00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:24,662 Then we have no choice. 301 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,398 We'll have to mercy-kill the Professor ourselves. 302 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,333 Well, let's get started. 303 00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,307 We have a situation, Mother. 304 00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:39,243 This creature tried to sand-crab into the building. 305 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,312 Zoidberg? 306 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:43,514 Sorry I didn't call first, Carol, but I'm in a hurry. 307 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,282 I need your help to save Hubert. 308 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,651 Let him go and stooge the hell out of here. 309 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,253 We're on it. 310 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,354 Ow. Ow! Ow! 311 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,123 Beautiful kids. 312 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,158 You must be very proud. 313 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,060 John Zoidberg. 314 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,361 It's been a long time. 315 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,562 How have you been? 316 00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,331 Not too bad. 317 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,433 Last year I took a bus trip to the Grand Canyon. 318 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,235 Later I'll show you the pictures. 319 00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,603 Do you ever regret it, John, 320 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,772 leaving me to work for the Professor? 321 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,541 What do you want me to say? 322 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,243 He saved my life. 323 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,611 Oh, big deal. 324 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,412 You could have been rich if you'd stayed. 325 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,948 Your own lab, a full staff. 326 00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,084 But Hubert is my friend. 327 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,519 He's very sick. 328 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,488 I can cure him, but I need the thing, 329 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,590 the thing from Triton. 330 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:28,459 It'll cost you, John. 331 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,060 How much are you worth now? 332 00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,529 I live in a Dumpster. 333 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,531 All I have in the world is this coupon 334 00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:36,500 for one free session at the tanning salon. 335 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:40,137 Oh, John, that's really all you have? 336 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,042 Then I'll take it. 337 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,318 Okay, Murdolator's finished. 338 00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:01,425 I said I'd kill him myself, but nobody listens to Bender. 339 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,360 We all have to share in the guilt, 340 00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:06,096 which is why we're each going to add one drop of cyanide 341 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,098 to the death wheel as it goes by. 342 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:20,578 Commence mercy-killing 343 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:23,848 in three, two, a-yup. 344 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,919 Kill-check one is go. 345 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,437 Kill-check two is go. 346 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,322 It's about time. 347 00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:15,032 Vegetables activated. 348 00:17:24,341 --> 00:17:25,342 Kill-check three is go. 349 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,077 Also, the salad's ready. 350 00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,381 What the hell are you doing? 351 00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,083 Zoidberg, 352 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,485 we know about your secret agreement. 353 00:17:35,052 --> 00:17:38,121 I am so, so sorry for how we treated you. 354 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:41,124 And to make it up to you, we're killing the Professor for you 355 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,660 so he doesn't die horribly from hypermalaria. 356 00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:46,663 He doesn't have hypermalaria, you idiots. 357 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,568 He has yeti-ism. 358 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,703 When he saved my life all those years ago, 359 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,572 he was scratched by a yeti. 360 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:00,710 Hmm, I consider myself almost completely ignorant 361 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:03,780 of modern medicine, and I've never heard of yeti-ism. 362 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:06,750 It mimics the symptoms of hypermalaria exactly, 363 00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,885 except for the part where instead of dying, 364 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,821 you turn into a yeti. 365 00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:11,922 Aah. 366 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,496 Wow. 367 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,832 Hold him down while I prepare the antidote. 368 00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:26,670 Another yeti? 369 00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:28,839 Yes, the same jerk that once noshed on me 370 00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:30,807 like a shrimp toast. 371 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,144 Now who's getting his pineal gland extracted? 372 00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:37,247 Ah, yes, 373 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:41,151 this contains a concentrated form of the yeti neurotoxin. 374 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,553 But that's what gave him yeti-ism in the first place. 375 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,489 Won't it just make him a double-yeti? 376 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:48,625 Don't lecture me about alien physiology, Conrad. 377 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,093 The pineal neurotoxin neutralizes 378 00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:51,962 the adrenal neurotoxin. 379 00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:54,564 That's why yetis don't drive themselves mad. 380 00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:02,906 My God, he's like some kind of believable Hulk. 381 00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,408 No time for an injection. 382 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,429 I'll be damned, it did make him a double-yeti. 383 00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:59,029 It wasn't supposed to do any of those things. 384 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:08,872 You did it, Johnny. 385 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:10,774 I'm cured. 386 00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:21,651 All right, let's set it up and try again. 387 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,925 There's one thing I don't understand, Zoidberg. 388 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:32,796 How did you persuade Mom to give you her precious yeti head? 389 00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:35,165 Did you have to promise anything in return? 390 00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,232 Nothing, nothing at all. 391 00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:40,732 This calls for a celebration. 392 00:20:40,832 --> 00:20:43,632 Come on, everyone, Let´s go tanning! 393 00:20:48,232 --> 00:20:50,132 I was going to tan... 394 00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:51,532 ...once 395 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:55,532 What do you say, Johnny? 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